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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four

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Speaker 1: one O six one. You can tell us anything, just

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Speaker 1: tell us you have a dirty little secret. And we

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Speaker 1: always keep you anonymous. That's why I feel free to

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Speaker 1: say whatever you want. We don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is, so nobody will know who you are. What's up, man?

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Speaker 1: You got dirty little secret? Yeah? I do. Um. You know,

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Speaker 1: back in high school I was. I was a horny

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Speaker 1: little fellah. So you're a typical boy. You were a

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Speaker 1: male in high school and that was such an awkward time.

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Speaker 1: The times, well, yes they were good times, but also

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Speaker 1: a lot of awkward times, just the things that happened

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Speaker 1: to you when you're that age female male same you know,

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Speaker 1: like we're all going through stuff. Puberty is a weird

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Speaker 1: time for dudes though. It is very uncomfortable though, like

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Speaker 1: sitting in your class and go it's almost time for

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Speaker 1: the bell ring? How can I stand up right now?

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Speaker 1: How can I stand up right now? So embarrassing? Was

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Speaker 1: that something you dealt with? Yes, it was, Alex, but

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Speaker 1: particularly it would happen on the ride home on the bus,

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Speaker 1: when you know we'd go over the speed bumps, get

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Speaker 1: a little bit excited. It's always when you never wanted

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Speaker 1: it to happen. You're like, all right, this is happening,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do right, and then

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Speaker 1: my stuff would be coming up soon. But I didn't

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Speaker 1: get off exactly. You could get off until the next one. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I get it all right, So sorry about that. You

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Speaker 1: are a typical male in high school. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: actually about a time when I got a little too

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Speaker 1: excited too. Okay, except not at school. It was at

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Speaker 1: my house during Thanksgiving. Oh well, the male must have

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Speaker 1: great then, apple pie. Oh, I know I had to

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Speaker 1: do it, like I couldn't have control what was about

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Speaker 1: to happen. So I excuse myself. I go up into

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Speaker 1: the shower to take care of business, and I take

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Speaker 1: my phone with me for a little inspiration, and you know,

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Speaker 1: it's it's flippery in there, so I drop and I

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Speaker 1: cracked my phone. And this is like this is expensive,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna get in deep that I broke it.

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Speaker 1: So I think to myself, how do I fix this?

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Speaker 1: So I decide I'll just go to the basement, throw

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Speaker 1: myself down the stairs and make it look like that's

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Speaker 1: how I dropped my phone. At that age, I would

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Speaker 1: have done the same thing now, being my age, and

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Speaker 1: probably you two being older, when you get older as

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Speaker 1: a guy and you realize that's just natural and normal

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Speaker 1: and that's what we do, and if you're not being

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Speaker 1: weird about it, it's fine. Now you would admit it.

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Speaker 1: You walk up be like, hey, guys, check this out.

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Speaker 1: I was just doing this and I slept and broke

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Speaker 1: my phone. That's hilarious. Anybody else, they just they're embarrassed

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Speaker 1: by it. So I would throw myself down the stairs

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Speaker 1: and pretend that I broke my phone that way too.

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Speaker 1: You guys are, oh, yeah, that's what I did. I

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Speaker 1: ended up breaking my leg too. Oh wow. Okay. Kids

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Speaker 1: sometimes are so stupid. So literally, all you had to

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Speaker 1: say was that you dropped your phone, say that you dropped.

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Speaker 1: I would break both of my legs to avoid my

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Speaker 1: mom looking me in the eyes. You didn't have to

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Speaker 1: tell her that part of it, though you could. You

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Speaker 1: couldn't even help it, though he can. He just has

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Speaker 1: too much guilt, a guilty conscience for him. Did it

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Speaker 1: ever cross the mind to just tell your mom, hey,

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Speaker 1: I dropped my phone and not the whole story behind it,

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Speaker 1: and now not at the time. Yeah, yeah, at the

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Speaker 1: time as well, because when you were in that sight

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Speaker 1: of mine, right, you're not thinking straight. Yeah, especially when

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Speaker 1: you're doing something, yeah, something that you probably shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: doing Thanksgiving dinner, right, Yeah, and your phone in the shower.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how old were you? I was fifteen. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say you took you you were looking at weavers.

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Speaker 1: That's the other thing too. If you broke it and

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Speaker 1: they could still see what you're like, oh, I would

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Speaker 1: have just demolished that thing. Yeah, because you couldn't you

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Speaker 1: have a chance to like erase the thing or maybe

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Speaker 1: the video is still up there and you can't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I had to break it. But I ended

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Speaker 1: up breaking my leg and I haven't told anybody. Man,

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Speaker 1: your secrets sort of safe with us. Thanks for telling us, man,

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I feel weight lifted. The Jebel Show on

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