1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So. 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 3: Don't give them. 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:21,279 Speaker 4: Black the milk busy. 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 2: Listen to me, I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta 6 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 2: do that turn. 7 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 3: You gotta turn. 8 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 2: I can't. 9 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,320 Speaker 4: Have to turn the mouth the turn. 10 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 2: You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn the 11 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 2: word of the monju. 12 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: Come come on, you'll think, huh, I sure will. Good 13 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 1: morning everybody. Y'll listen to the voice. 14 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 5: Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey 15 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 5: got this radio show. Man, how I got here? I 16 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 5: really can't explain it. Only by the grace of God, 17 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 5: That's all I can really tell you. I was talking 18 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 5: with a buddy the other day and he was telling me. 19 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 5: He said, Man, he had an interesting philosophy about it. 20 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:32,239 Speaker 1: He say. 21 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 5: You know, you can have dreams and visions, he say, 22 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 5: but God, God will never show you. 23 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: What all he has for you. 24 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 5: He won't show you all of it because he knows 25 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 5: you'll mess it up. And you know what, Man, I 26 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 5: thought about that, and maw, how true is that? 27 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: Okay? 28 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 5: I know that I got a radio show and see it. 29 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 5: It's just become this major blessing for me. I didn't 30 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 5: see it. But if I would have seen it and 31 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 5: known when he had planned on giving it to me, 32 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 5: I would have messed it up because Number one, my 33 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 5: first question would have been to him, why I got 34 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,119 Speaker 5: to wait so long? Why don't I go down hill 35 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 5: and start on the radio now? And then I'll be 36 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 5: in radio and then TYD, I. 37 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 1: See there God. 38 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 5: But see the thing about God is God don't need 39 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 5: your help. Matter of fact, he don't really want it. 40 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 5: All he wants is you to love him and obey 41 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 5: if you can do them two things. I think I 42 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 5: could be wrong. I think he'd be really cool with us. 43 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 5: So had I known about these blessings that he had 44 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 5: for me, I would have messed him up because I 45 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 5: would have put my thinking in the figuring process, and 46 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 5: that would have jacked it all up. That's the first 47 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 5: thing out to ask why I got away so long? 48 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 5: And then if he'd ha shown me what I was 49 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 5: gonna have to do to get it, I would have 50 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 5: showed messed that up. Man, I ain't finna do that. 51 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 5: I ain't finna do all of that. Wait a minute, 52 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 5: I got to go through all of these mishaps in 53 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 5: my life. So when I get the radio show. I 54 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 5: have something to share, Man, Why don't I just read 55 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 5: a couple of books and share that experience with them? 56 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 6: Now? 57 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 5: See, I want you to know what you're talking about. 58 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 5: I want you to be transparent. I want people to 59 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 5: be able to identify with your struggle and apply they 60 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 5: struggle to it and see that they can get over. 61 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 1: See. God never shows you all of it. 62 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 5: Because he know we'll mess it up. I wouldn't have 63 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 5: any books, I certainly please know, I would not be 64 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 5: the host of family. Few can't tell you that. It 65 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:58,600 Speaker 5: is amazing man, how God works. And my invitation to 66 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:03,479 Speaker 5: everybody today is allowed God to work. You know, you 67 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 5: can ask him why all you want to. And from 68 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 5: time to time I still do no good for me, 69 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 5: But that' me old woe is me? 70 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: Lord? Thing that don't really get it for me? 71 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 5: Because when I start asking him why, I'm asking somebody 72 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 5: who has a thought process so high above mind that 73 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 5: there's no way if he told it to me, I 74 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 5: wouldn't even get it. You wouldn't either, Uncle, I'll bright 75 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,479 Speaker 5: you think you are. Man, You just ain't gonna get 76 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 5: how and why he does it his way. You're not 77 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 5: going to understand it. But He has a plan for 78 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 5: each and every one of us. And if we adhere 79 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 5: to the plan, if we submit ourself to his will 80 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 5: and just say, okay, God, what you want me to do, 81 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 5: I am telling you it is the best way to live. 82 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:45,479 Speaker 1: Now. 83 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 5: You can also do it the way I did it 84 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 5: early on. You can just do what you want to 85 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 5: do and see how it go from now. And I 86 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 5: will tell you from personal experience, it's not going to 87 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 5: go good. 88 00:05:59,640 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: You know. 89 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 5: My wife and I were talking the other day and 90 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 5: she said something with me, and I had to write 91 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 5: it down. She says, Steve, you know the funny thing 92 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 5: about sin? She says, sining costs you more than you 93 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 5: want to pay and causes you to stay longer than 94 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 5: you want to stay. Asked my wife where she got 95 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,840 Speaker 5: that from. She says some old person told it to her. 96 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 5: She says, sining cost you more than you want to 97 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 5: pay and causes you to stay longer than you want 98 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 5: to stay. That's the problem, man, about doing what you 99 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,040 Speaker 5: want to do. Because we are all sinners, man, all 100 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 5: of us, all of us, every last one of us 101 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 5: a sinners. You will be a sinner until you die. 102 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 5: Now you could be saved by grace. But you're going 103 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 5: to be a sinner man. You are going to make mistakes. 104 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 5: You are going to in your life knowingly do wrong. 105 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 5: I bet you will. I don't know who you think 106 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,120 Speaker 5: you are. I don't know who you've been listening to. 107 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:01,799 Speaker 5: But get this, we are sinners. We were born into 108 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 5: a world that is sinful. Now it's okay, it's okay, 109 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 5: it's our world. But we can make the best of 110 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 5: it because we can form a relationship with God and 111 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 5: we can go to war with this thing, you know, 112 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 5: and we can win. You can actually get over. Being 113 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 5: born into this world is not an end all. It 114 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 5: doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man, because God is available 115 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 5: to give you life, and not only give you life, 116 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 5: but give it to you more abundantly. I have more 117 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 5: of an abundant life than I've ever had. 118 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: If you took away the. 119 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:41,360 Speaker 5: Finances, trust and believe, I have so many things I 120 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 5: could tell you that I'm grateful for. For my wife, 121 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 5: for my children, man, for my family, for the few 122 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 5: friends that I have, for the work that I do, 123 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 5: man for the respect that some people that I feel 124 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 5: around some people from the reputation earned now I ain't 125 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 5: cool with everybody. 126 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: I got that. 127 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,200 Speaker 5: I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me. 128 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 5: Everybody don't like me. Man, get past that right there. 129 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,760 Speaker 5: I don't care what you do. Everybody are gonna like you. 130 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 5: Some people didn't like Jesus. What did he do? 131 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:21,119 Speaker 1: What did he do wrong to anybody? 132 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 5: Show it to me where he was just out there, 133 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 5: just messing over folks, and you could justify all that 134 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 5: happened to him. Just show it to me. But he 135 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:35,320 Speaker 5: knew everybody ain't gonna like me. I just come to 136 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,400 Speaker 5: save y'all understand. 137 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:37,960 Speaker 1: I got you. 138 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 5: Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna 139 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 5: hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're 140 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,679 Speaker 5: gonna do all that to me. When you get through, 141 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 5: I still love you. That's a powerful statement. 142 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:48,400 Speaker 7: Man. 143 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 5: God will take care of you if you form this 144 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 5: relationship with him. He has something for you. He has 145 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 5: a plan for you that is beyond your imagine nation. 146 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 5: He will give you the desires of your heart. But 147 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,679 Speaker 5: he also has some stuff in store for you that 148 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 5: you're not even asking for. That he is willing to 149 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 5: ship to an address that belongs to you as long 150 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 5: as you stay on the right path and are trying 151 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 5: your best, God to ship you the blessing anyway, because 152 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 5: please know He's done it to me. I'm a living 153 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 5: witness to this that God will ship you blessings and 154 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,199 Speaker 5: you ain't gonna be perfect. But if he know your heart, man, 155 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,719 Speaker 5: if he know you trying to do better, if he 156 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 5: see you trying to change, if he see you trying 157 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,960 Speaker 5: to get it right, he understands that you're gonna stumble 158 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 5: all the way through this thing. But if he know 159 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,200 Speaker 5: your heart and he know you trying to get it right, 160 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:47,240 Speaker 5: and you're doing the best you can, board here, ship 161 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 5: some stuff your way. Man, you really be tripping, man, 162 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 5: You will really be tripping. Steve Harvey got a radio show. 163 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,679 Speaker 1: Man, It's crazy, ain't it. 164 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 8: You're listening Morning, ladies and gentlemen. 165 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,960 Speaker 5: It is upon us in its call Morning. It is 166 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 5: something that we look for faithfully on a daily basis. 167 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,640 Speaker 5: It subscribes us and beckons us to begin. 168 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: A new day. 169 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 5: Morning symbolizes a fresh beginning. Morning means that the darkness 170 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 5: is gone, Ladies and gentlemen. This is the darkness gone, 171 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 5: symbol of a new day. Morning show, the Steve Harvey 172 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:41,080 Speaker 5: new day morning show boy, you better come on preaching, 173 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:48,920 Speaker 5: ladies and gentlemen. Oh Lord, whoa lord, Charlie Strawberry. 174 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 9: Hey, Steve, Joy coming in the morning. You know that. 175 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 5: Weeping may endure for a night, but Joy coming in 176 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:05,680 Speaker 5: the morning. 177 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:10,719 Speaker 4: He yes, yes, calling forrel. 178 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 9: You about a minister up in hill, up in here. 179 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:23,720 Speaker 5: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Kill junior spaces. 180 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 10: On seventy two days hospital free think. 181 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:33,680 Speaker 9: Lot, Yes, Lord, Joy. 182 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,920 Speaker 5: I get joy when I think about what is done 183 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,480 Speaker 5: for me. I get joy when I think about what 184 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,680 Speaker 5: is done for me. 185 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 1: I get joy when I think. 186 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,640 Speaker 3: Of bound what you do. 187 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,760 Speaker 11: That's all you know, sir. 188 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 1: Well, and now that's it for now. 189 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:04,000 Speaker 12: J Anthony Brown, Joy, I've had joy. I've had Joy. 190 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,199 Speaker 12: Leave in the morning, and I told Joy, I'll call 191 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:11,120 Speaker 12: you later. What up, she Hobby, I can't. 192 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,880 Speaker 9: He's not here a whole lot. 193 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,679 Speaker 6: Top top Friday morning. Baby, the day's a new day. 194 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,160 Speaker 9: Welcome back, shame. 195 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,520 Speaker 4: What's up? 196 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,600 Speaker 1: How y'all doing? How's everybody? What a week? What a fool? 197 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,439 Speaker 1: What doing this week? Jane? 198 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:35,040 Speaker 12: So glad, Steve, I'm so glad. I've been I've been 199 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 12: working so hard. He so glad that the day is 200 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,320 Speaker 12: Friday that you can finally take a break. 201 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 9: Did you know what you hired him, Steve. 202 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 12: I'm putting the hours in. He actually, well, I don't 203 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 12: have well you oh. 204 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,680 Speaker 13: What you say, Steve? 205 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:05,320 Speaker 5: He was he just wears his ass out waiting on Friday. 206 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 9: Didn't get in here. 207 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:19,439 Speaker 8: Yeah to Tuesday, Wednesday. 208 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:24,720 Speaker 14: And it happened gradually because at first it was every day. 209 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,440 Speaker 14: It was Monday through Friday. Then it dwindled down, I 210 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,520 Speaker 14: think to three days a week. 211 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,720 Speaker 1: And you're really throwing it under the bus. 212 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 9: Go ahead, no, no, this is the truth. 213 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,800 Speaker 12: Now that was such a free I don't even know 214 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,200 Speaker 12: if I'm gonna make it today. 215 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,320 Speaker 15: You're listening Morning show. 216 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 14: It is time now for the nephew to run that 217 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,439 Speaker 14: prank back what you got for his neft this morning? 218 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:51,800 Speaker 9: This morning. 219 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:56,319 Speaker 6: We need a I need a reference. I need a reference. 220 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,839 Speaker 6: You understand that getting ready to date somebody you want 221 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,080 Speaker 6: to reference, so you might as well call the person 222 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,839 Speaker 6: who was last connected with her, and in this case 223 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,280 Speaker 6: it was the hubs so called the ex husband. 224 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,800 Speaker 16: And you know you need a reference to the ex wife. 225 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 1: I need a reference. Union needs to start in corner. 226 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 6: We're still on the airline. Let's weez on in this thing, 227 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 6: ball hit it. I need a reference. Let's go cat. 228 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 13: Uh hello, U yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to 229 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 13: read Scotty please. Yeah. Yeah, what's up, hey, Scotty? How 230 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,920 Speaker 13: you doing? Man? I'm trying to actually get a h 231 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:41,000 Speaker 13: a reference for for Monica Monica. You're talking about Monica, 232 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,240 Speaker 13: my ex wife. Yeah, I'm trying to get a reference 233 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 13: on her if possible. Oh okay, so what's he applying 234 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 13: for jobs? He's trying to go to work? 235 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,040 Speaker 14: Now? Uh? 236 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 13: No, this reference is actually for like a relationship, a 237 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 13: relationship that's a whole Hold up on, boy, wait a minute, 238 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,040 Speaker 13: a relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no, 239 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,400 Speaker 13: See what this here is is that I'm finna actually 240 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,800 Speaker 13: start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you. 241 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,280 Speaker 17: For a reference. Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa boy? Hold up? 242 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 17: Wait mane, who did you say this is? 243 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 13: And how you get mad? My name Philip, Man, my 244 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 13: name Philip. I got your number out of Monica phone 245 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,040 Speaker 13: check this. I feel you don't need to call me 246 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,120 Speaker 13: with whatever you and Monica got going on, y'all need 247 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 13: it gone to deal with that. No no, no, no, no no, 248 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:23,840 Speaker 13: I no got that. 249 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,120 Speaker 17: Brother. 250 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,080 Speaker 13: May y'all to hear me out. What I'm trying to 251 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,880 Speaker 13: say is is that I figured if I get a 252 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,640 Speaker 13: reference and figure out what kind of person she is 253 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,360 Speaker 13: and get to get a you know, kind of get 254 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 13: a background, so you can kind of tell me what 255 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 13: kind of person her good points of bad qualities, the 256 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 13: whole not see, it might save me sometime from being 257 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,680 Speaker 13: in a long relationship if I know what to look for, 258 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 13: what's good? One man say say, oh boy, oh boy, 259 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 13: I know, I know I'm not listening to this. I 260 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,720 Speaker 13: was mad twelve years. Ain't nobody give me no reference. 261 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 13: So don't call me asking for no like that. If 262 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 13: you got number for money, you and Monica need to 263 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,280 Speaker 13: forget my Okay, but. 264 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 17: Hold on, hold on, bro, Like I say, man, I'm 265 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 17: just trying. 266 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 13: To figure out. Hold up, I'm trying to figure out 267 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 13: the good qualities and bad quite like you know, do 268 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,080 Speaker 13: she want to cook? You know? Is she good in 269 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,360 Speaker 13: the bedroom? You know what I'm saying, I'm trying to know. 270 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 13: I'm trying to just know what to look for. Dog, 271 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 13: that's all, man. I ain't trying to come in ere man, look, oh, 272 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:24,240 Speaker 13: but I just can't believe calling enough about some I 273 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,600 Speaker 13: don't have a no more. Only thing I have to 274 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 13: deal with is my child. You know what I'm saying. 275 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 13: And you most definitely don't need to be a rapped 276 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 13: out Say, dude, I got to go Okay, okay, okay, 277 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,760 Speaker 13: but can you give me a good reference owner? 278 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,000 Speaker 17: That's all I'm trying to get out. 279 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 13: Man. The reference is don't die number ever again. And 280 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 13: when I talked to Monica, me and her. But hey, 281 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,160 Speaker 13: you ain't gonna have to worry about the relationship with Monica. 282 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, Hold up, man, 283 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,480 Speaker 13: let me go break this to you. First of all, 284 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 13: me and Bonica then dated for the last year, off 285 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 13: and on. We just finished. Get hold up, dude, the 286 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,760 Speaker 13: last year. Me and this woman just got divorced a 287 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,480 Speaker 13: few months ago. 288 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,479 Speaker 17: Oh so you that who must have messed up money? 289 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,439 Speaker 3: They don't lay hold on. 290 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,160 Speaker 13: I ain't look look, I ain't calm nothing. 291 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 17: The reason why. 292 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 13: Y'all broke up. I don't have nothing to do with that. 293 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,640 Speaker 13: I don't look here. Oh so you that slick, Say mate, 294 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:19,159 Speaker 13: why don't you slide your little slick back under that 295 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,359 Speaker 13: way that you slip from Mondon. He he ay, dog, 296 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 13: I can slide right on back under the rock you 297 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,359 Speaker 13: talking about. But what I'm trying to ask you is 298 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,400 Speaker 13: this right here? Man? Hey dog, can you just give 299 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,119 Speaker 13: her brother some references? Man, somebody can look out for 300 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,400 Speaker 13: some signs that A trick reference I'm gonna give you 301 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,400 Speaker 13: is when you don't have enough money when she wants 302 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 13: that twelve hundred dollars bag, don't call me for that. 303 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 13: When she needs some more money for this, Oh well, baby, 304 00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 13: I just gave you my check. What don't mean nothing? 305 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,760 Speaker 13: And or you pull up your fingerccount ain't no money 306 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 13: or not? That's the reference ship needs, ain't. So I 307 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,679 Speaker 13: need to hear from them, especially if you who was 308 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,200 Speaker 13: around with my boy, why while we was married? Talking 309 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:06,320 Speaker 13: about married? Hold the reference here. I'm gonna fine, yop, 310 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,440 Speaker 13: I'm gonna call Monica and I'm gonna track down nig 311 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,119 Speaker 13: yes in your reference. Then yeah, yeah, I give you reference. 312 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,840 Speaker 13: Then face to face, Hey dog, I ain't trying to 313 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 13: have no altercation with you. Man, Oh boy, you must 314 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 13: have been trying to have something you dialing my okay dog, 315 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,719 Speaker 13: let me okay, one more question man, and then I'm 316 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,600 Speaker 13: gonna be out your hair. I just like I said, 317 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,639 Speaker 13: I just wanted a few things and know some background 318 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,200 Speaker 13: on them. Man. You you out of questions on boy, 319 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,280 Speaker 13: you out of questions? Okay, but this I just need 320 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,119 Speaker 13: to know this because I want everything he man, I 321 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,239 Speaker 13: want everything to run smooth dog, and I want us 322 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 13: to have a good understanding. Do you have a problem, man, 323 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,480 Speaker 13: with with your little girl calling me daddy? What did 324 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 13: you just as you asked me about my daughter? Hey? Hey, hey, 325 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:52,400 Speaker 13: calm down, dude, I'm calming. I'm gonna pete. You asked 326 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 13: about mine? This about mine? Hey dog, I'm just here. 327 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,640 Speaker 13: You around me time I will come home. Boy. Look, 328 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 13: I'm sona find because you are bad. You missed the bad. 329 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 13: You down number. Not only you got that, but man, 330 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 13: you're talking about time. I'm just asking, do you matter? 331 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:12,840 Speaker 17: She called me? 332 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 5: What? 333 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,880 Speaker 13: Look here, man, at child there? They cannot come at 334 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,920 Speaker 13: your You know what I'm saying. Say Man this, man, 335 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 13: I don't I don't have time, but I'm gonna call 336 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,359 Speaker 13: that Monica and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna 337 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:34,960 Speaker 13: get you. I'm out here. You want Why are you 338 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,919 Speaker 13: calling me back? Gotty? Scotty Gotty, I'm. 339 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,640 Speaker 17: Hearing man, why are you out? 340 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 13: You know? 341 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 17: I just man? 342 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 13: You something by You don't have nothing to take on 343 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 13: me home. I want to say, Scott, Scotty just listen 344 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 13: to me. Man, I want to say this. This is 345 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,680 Speaker 13: nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your 346 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 13: brother Brian got me the prank phone call you. Hey man, 347 00:19:55,520 --> 00:20:00,119 Speaker 13: it's who who is Scotty Scotty? This is timy Man Man, 348 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 13: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother 349 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:08,640 Speaker 13: Brian got me the plank phone call you say? Man, Man, 350 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,960 Speaker 13: Oh well, I'm about to go belistic over here. Man, Hey, 351 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,960 Speaker 13: Brian got one coming dough man Tommy. Oh boy, Brian. No, 352 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,199 Speaker 13: it's gonna be on in his world. 353 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,679 Speaker 17: Man, I'll go br got you man, he got you. 354 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,719 Speaker 13: Good, hey man. One more thing, man, what is the 355 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,240 Speaker 13: baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land. 356 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,080 Speaker 13: Man a Steve Harvey Morning Show. 357 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,160 Speaker 14: All right, thank you that for you coming up next 358 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,280 Speaker 14: to his ask the CLO. 359 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,440 Speaker 9: Right after this. 360 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:48,400 Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time 361 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:56,160 Speaker 14: for the CLO. The Chief Love Officer, The CLO all right, 362 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 14: you heard him, He's ready. This one is from John, 363 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 14: a podcast listener. John says, I've been listening to your 364 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,200 Speaker 14: Strawberry letters on the podcast, and I. 365 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,920 Speaker 9: Didn't need to write a whole letter. Thank you John 366 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,720 Speaker 9: for doing that. But I hope you can give me 367 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,560 Speaker 9: some real advice. 368 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,199 Speaker 14: I'm a thirty two year old single male and the 369 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 14: women I meet are around my age and experienced in 370 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:16,040 Speaker 14: the bedroom. 371 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 9: I try to warn women up front that I'm a. 372 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,600 Speaker 14: Big boy, but even the most experienced women run away 373 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 14: from it and me. For some men, this would be 374 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 14: a good thing, but it's been a problem for me 375 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,000 Speaker 14: since high school. What can I do differently to keep 376 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:32,560 Speaker 14: a woman? 377 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,560 Speaker 1: Well? 378 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 5: Well, what I did, Dog, was I just you know 379 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:45,600 Speaker 5: you got it? I mean, you know, I just you 380 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,080 Speaker 5: know good? I mean good question, you know, I understand? 381 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,480 Speaker 18: You know. 382 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,960 Speaker 1: You what you got to see? 383 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,919 Speaker 5: You ain't You ain't handling it right. First of all, 384 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:04,720 Speaker 5: quit talking about it, mum. That's what stars, you know, 385 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:09,520 Speaker 5: because now mentally, and then what you do is after that, 386 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:15,000 Speaker 5: when it gets to the point of the actual act occurring. Dog, 387 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:18,400 Speaker 5: you ain't got nothing to prove. Stop trying to prove stuff. 388 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:29,159 Speaker 2: You know, easy, easy, easy. 389 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,400 Speaker 1: You know, you know all this, you know all this talk. 390 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:31,960 Speaker 13: You be here. 391 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 5: I'm finna do this, I'm finna do that now. You're 392 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,399 Speaker 5: not easy, so you can keep somebody. It's gonna happen 393 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,960 Speaker 5: for you regardless. What you don't want to do is 394 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,440 Speaker 5: ruin it for the second time. 395 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,400 Speaker 4: Take your time, easy, keep. 396 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:45,880 Speaker 1: The light out. 397 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:51,160 Speaker 5: Okay, easy, Well, keeping the light out don't really work 398 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:55,200 Speaker 5: for me, because I'm telling you, because it ain't got 399 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,280 Speaker 5: nothing to do with darkness. 400 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,439 Speaker 14: So you just want him to surprise the lady. 401 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, but go easy. 402 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 5: You know you ain't No women have babies. You ain't 403 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:10,280 Speaker 5: that deep. Just slow down. You ain't all that now. 404 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,439 Speaker 5: I appreciate you writing me and try to make it 405 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,240 Speaker 5: sign like you all that, but you ain't. 406 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,399 Speaker 1: Just slow down, baby Jesus. 407 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,280 Speaker 5: You know I used to feel that way too, but 408 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,359 Speaker 5: i'd ran up into some stuff in my life. 409 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,399 Speaker 1: Boy, well, I was just just just over that wool. 410 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,720 Speaker 1: Are you know what you're doing? 411 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,120 Speaker 15: Moving on? 412 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,840 Speaker 9: Destiny in Toledo as. 413 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,440 Speaker 14: We move on, says I'm having a surprise fortieth birthday 414 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:41,199 Speaker 14: party for my boyfriend, and I'm only inviting ten people 415 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 14: because of COVID. A random female called me and asked 416 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,959 Speaker 14: for my address because she was paid to dance at 417 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,400 Speaker 14: the party as a surprise. 418 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,520 Speaker 9: I told her, no, thank you. 419 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 14: My boyfriend's brother called and told me he already paid 420 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,280 Speaker 14: the stripper, and he demanded that I either give him 421 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,080 Speaker 14: his money back or let the girl dance. Should I 422 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,399 Speaker 14: mess up the surprise and tell my man to handle 423 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,639 Speaker 14: his brother or should I curse him out myself? 424 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,920 Speaker 5: Hey, wait a minute, this dude got to be kidding. 425 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,320 Speaker 5: You can't have nobody. You can't get a dancer for 426 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,479 Speaker 5: your brother. 427 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 14: And he got a wife, yeah, girlfriend, their boyfriend girlfriend. 428 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:21,920 Speaker 5: But no, you can't do that. You can't do that. Now, 429 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 5: you ain't gotta let your brother handle up. Hey, here's 430 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 5: what you do. I think you need to end this 431 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:35,399 Speaker 5: surprise thing before everybody gets surprised. So I think, really 432 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,160 Speaker 5: what you ought to do is I think you ought 433 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 5: to just tell her, Tell the boyfriend ain't no, ain't no, 434 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,320 Speaker 5: ain't no stripper coming in this house right here, And 435 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,159 Speaker 5: if he want to get your money back, let him. 436 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,680 Speaker 1: Give it back. But it's no, it's impossible. You can't 437 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:55,040 Speaker 1: do that. Had no stripper, dancer? How holdadaya? They say? 438 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,520 Speaker 1: He forty Yeah, he's turning forty got to be joking? Man, 439 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,119 Speaker 1: what funny? 440 00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,439 Speaker 14: Yo? What? 441 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:00,960 Speaker 1: We ain't do that? 442 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 3: All right? 443 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,119 Speaker 9: Thank you? 444 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,920 Speaker 14: Celo, Yolanda and Raleigh says, I'm a sixty year old 445 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,600 Speaker 14: engaged woman. I've been engaged for four years and I 446 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,199 Speaker 14: can't get my fiance to marry me. We've got a 447 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,399 Speaker 14: lot in common, but lately he's been using that against me. 448 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 14: If we're watching sports or out hunting together. 449 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,160 Speaker 9: He comments said, I'm cool, just like one of the boys. 450 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,520 Speaker 14: I rarely wear makeup and dress up and dress up 451 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 14: because I'm always at home. Should I take his comments 452 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 14: as a negative thing? Is acting like one of the 453 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:34,720 Speaker 14: boys ever a good thing? 454 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:36,359 Speaker 13: No? 455 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,199 Speaker 1: Not to me. 456 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,120 Speaker 5: I've never wanted my woman act like one of the boys. 457 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,439 Speaker 5: And what oh, and what do you mean by we 458 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,439 Speaker 5: be out hunting? 459 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,840 Speaker 9: Hunting together? 460 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:54,439 Speaker 1: They hunting? Y'all know rabbits or snows? Are they shooting hunting? Oh? 461 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,000 Speaker 1: Oh you mean hunting? 462 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:56,840 Speaker 16: Oh? 463 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 1: I thought you meant like swingers? Oh no, hunting? 464 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 5: No, No, you need to stay your ass at home, 465 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,960 Speaker 5: dress up sometime, put something on. 466 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,680 Speaker 1: Stop looking like a hunter. 467 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:16,520 Speaker 5: Hell yeah, when I was out in the clubs hunting, 468 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:21,439 Speaker 5: I was going, damn what literally, so I'm sitting there 469 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 5: going hunting. What kind of messages? But I see why 470 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 5: y'all ain't married. Hey, having too munchy, But you're hunting. 471 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,359 Speaker 5: You sitting up in the tree and a blind you 472 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:34,440 Speaker 5: in the bushes. Put a gun with him? Damn, stay 473 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,800 Speaker 5: your ass on. Quit hunting. 474 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,760 Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, dressing, Yeah, that ain't sex. 475 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 5: No, when he comes from surprised him sometimes. 476 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,720 Speaker 11: Yeah, you he're the men, ma'am. 477 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:53,919 Speaker 6: You ain't nobody lying with me hunting actually walking in 478 00:26:53,960 --> 00:27:00,720 Speaker 6: the house with a dead duck in her hand, said it. 479 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,200 Speaker 14: So dress up, put on some heels, put on some lipsticks, 480 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,440 Speaker 14: sometimes everything. 481 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:09,760 Speaker 5: You know. 482 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, every now and then. You ain't gonna do it 483 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,919 Speaker 1: every day, but every now and then, you know. 484 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:25,760 Speaker 9: Okay, all right? Uh, mis Jay, you have a question? 485 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,080 Speaker 9: As we go out, We got like thirty seconds. 486 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,240 Speaker 4: Oh do I have a question? 487 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 9: Thirty seconds? 488 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,400 Speaker 1: You want to go hunting? Jay, that's a good dress 489 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 1: you want to. 490 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,960 Speaker 9: I can't believe you thought it was a swingers term. 491 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,320 Speaker 1: So you come once a weekend and you don't have 492 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: a question. 493 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:57,239 Speaker 14: You're listening hard Morning Show. All right, Steve, Steve, this 494 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,240 Speaker 14: was for you, Jay, Tommy Jr. 495 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,040 Speaker 9: This segment is for the ladies. Thank you guys. 496 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,800 Speaker 14: This is called jay ways to get a man to 497 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 14: stop hollering at you, okay. 498 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:16,680 Speaker 12: Because it gets on your nerves, right lady, Oh yeah. 499 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 4: The way the things you can do, things you. 500 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,800 Speaker 18: Can do you say, holler at us, you know, just 501 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:29,920 Speaker 18: aggravating you red red jack. 502 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:44,800 Speaker 10: Ways to get that done, coughing uncontrolled the rial I'm talking, go. 503 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:54,120 Speaker 12: Ahead, don't get us to walking like, yeah. 504 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,440 Speaker 4: I got one. Come on, tell him. You don't go 505 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,880 Speaker 4: nowhere without your brand. 506 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,560 Speaker 12: You'll deceased grandmama, And that's grandmama, grandmama. 507 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:10,240 Speaker 4: You think you cute right with you right at all time, 508 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 4: at all time. 509 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,440 Speaker 16: I tell you what, I'll tell you what. When you 510 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,080 Speaker 16: get the American real hard, you say, you know what, 511 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,920 Speaker 16: I gotta go get some depenions real quick. 512 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: I'll be right. 513 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,440 Speaker 14: I hope they got my size still in right, I'm 514 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 14: taking This is for the ladies. The guys are telling 515 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,600 Speaker 14: us the waste that we can get men to stop 516 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,520 Speaker 14: hollering at us. 517 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,000 Speaker 1: Okay, steve. 518 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 5: A fake test result on your chest that says you 519 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 5: have v D. 520 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,440 Speaker 4: That'll stop them right away. 521 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:53,280 Speaker 1: D You call it what you want to. It's way 522 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: back in the day. If you got y'all on it. 523 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,640 Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, you get it. 524 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,320 Speaker 1: You you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll understand. You know you got it. 525 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,960 Speaker 12: I act glad you're talking on the phone and say, hey, 526 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,560 Speaker 12: don't make me shoot you again. 527 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 15: Okay. 528 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,840 Speaker 14: These are ways for the ladies to get men to 529 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,240 Speaker 14: stop trying to holler at them. 530 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,400 Speaker 1: Leave you alone. 531 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 15: Yeah, don't let them get too in. 532 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,800 Speaker 4: Don't let him get too hollows in. 533 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 10: Start scratching right off under your list when you start 534 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 10: leaving streets. Yeah, just start scratching. He don't know what 535 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 10: that's scratching about. 536 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 1: Start talking. 537 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:39,280 Speaker 19: I like, come on, you go in the closet and 538 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 19: get butt naked and sit Indian style and burn some 539 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,640 Speaker 19: incense to start from. 540 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,480 Speaker 16: No, ye him right there. I promise you'll run his 541 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 16: ass straight on up. 542 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,560 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. 543 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,600 Speaker 9: Help the ladies. 544 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,520 Speaker 1: You walk up to your start talking to you say. 545 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,320 Speaker 5: Look, look, he ain't gonna do nothing, but my exes 546 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,080 Speaker 5: crossed the street. 547 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,880 Speaker 4: He ain't gonna do that watching. 548 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 9: Them get him right up, Come on, waste to get. 549 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,040 Speaker 12: Tell him you got seven kids and the two oldest 550 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 12: is still staying at the house. 551 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 10: When he started talking, Listen, I need a character. When 552 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:39,959 Speaker 10: you come to court with me. I need somebody to 553 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,680 Speaker 10: when you come to court right there. 554 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,520 Speaker 5: I'm sorry before we before you asked me to think 555 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,840 Speaker 5: can you help me lift. 556 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,920 Speaker 1: My car off my husband? 557 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,360 Speaker 9: What happened? 558 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,560 Speaker 5: Don't worry about it. I just need your help to 559 00:31:55,560 --> 00:32:00,080 Speaker 5: get him by money ran over. I got one and 560 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 5: looking right now, I said you better step back. My 561 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,400 Speaker 5: girlfriend's very jealous. 562 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,960 Speaker 16: That work like a more physical approach. 563 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,920 Speaker 10: And they start talking to you. I know some thing 564 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,800 Speaker 10: that just turned me on. If you see him and 565 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,280 Speaker 10: he starts talking to you hot and spit me. 566 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,640 Speaker 15: On the die frame, get all. 567 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 9: Of it in the person it was coughing. 568 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:40,400 Speaker 10: Now this hey baby, right he go, he gonna walk 569 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,280 Speaker 10: right away. 570 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,600 Speaker 9: These do you want to stop talking to you? Yes? 571 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,600 Speaker 4: Well yes do it. 572 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,920 Speaker 9: Thank you guys for your health. 573 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,720 Speaker 14: These are ways that men we can do these things 574 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,720 Speaker 14: and make men leave us. 575 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,520 Speaker 9: Alone and stop trying to holler at us. What you 576 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,760 Speaker 9: got now, all. 577 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,880 Speaker 6: Just stand there and look at it and start pinying right, 578 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 6: Just pee right down and just look at see you 579 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,560 Speaker 6: know what that happens. 580 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:05,920 Speaker 1: All the time. 581 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:24,520 Speaker 4: He's so gone. Oh I can't believe this is happening again. 582 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,200 Speaker 9: Draw this from your own experiences. 583 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: That's what I know will push me on. 584 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:31,720 Speaker 4: That's how said. 585 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, that's what it sounds all right, way to 586 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,800 Speaker 14: man one. 587 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, this is easy. 588 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,160 Speaker 5: This is simplest, ladies, this one right here. If you 589 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,800 Speaker 5: don't have the courage for a lot of stuff and 590 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 5: you just want to finally just get this dude out 591 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:53,280 Speaker 5: your face, here's one simple way to do it. Develop 592 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,680 Speaker 5: bad broth. 593 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, that's a good one. 594 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,560 Speaker 1: Coffee, coffee. 595 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 14: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning 596 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,279 Speaker 14: Show coming up right after this. 597 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 15: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. 598 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,919 Speaker 14: All right, guys, and it's time to play a round 599 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,880 Speaker 14: of would you rather here we go? Would you rather 600 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,319 Speaker 14: get away with any lie you tell? Any lie you 601 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 14: tell you can get away with it? Or would you rather. 602 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:37,439 Speaker 1: My whole life goal right there? Baby? 603 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,080 Speaker 9: Or this is for you junior. 604 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,319 Speaker 14: Or would you rather detect any lie you hear? 605 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:43,880 Speaker 13: So? 606 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,719 Speaker 9: Would you rather be able to get away with one 607 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,520 Speaker 9: or be able to tell? 608 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 1: If lying all day? 609 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,440 Speaker 9: Don't you care if someone is lying to you. 610 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,560 Speaker 16: I will lie back. 611 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 1: Just be two liars talking to you. 612 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,960 Speaker 10: That's a good conversation to waven what el ball we 613 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,960 Speaker 10: should do that one day we should lie to each 614 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,759 Speaker 10: other on a coke. 615 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 5: No, just the whole damn thing. I just want to 616 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,759 Speaker 5: be all mind, be believable. Yeah, it has been my 617 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,960 Speaker 5: whole goal in life anyway, man, Lord, thank you Jesus. 618 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,680 Speaker 1: I find to say this, and she finna believe it. 619 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,879 Speaker 9: Yes, she's great and light in you too. 620 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,520 Speaker 5: I don't give a damn. I've been lied to before. 621 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,759 Speaker 5: I can handle it, y'all. One can't handle. 622 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,600 Speaker 1: I want the truth. I want to know the truth now. 623 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,920 Speaker 1: I want what sound good? I love you? I love 624 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,399 Speaker 1: you too, Thank you, baby, see you tomorrow. Okay, can't wait. 625 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:48,120 Speaker 5: Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie, ain't no problem 626 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,480 Speaker 5: lie to me? Yeah, Oh my god. Oh you're the 627 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,239 Speaker 5: best I ever had. Thank you, baby, best I have 628 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:53,839 Speaker 5: had too. 629 00:35:53,880 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: Cool great line. Yeah, yeah, I love it. I'm telling 630 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,080 Speaker 1: you feel the same way. 631 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:02,800 Speaker 16: Absolutely. 632 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,120 Speaker 4: Let me tell you why, surely because me is research department. 633 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:05,879 Speaker 1: Ain't good at all. 634 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,200 Speaker 4: We ain't researching nothing to find out it's the truth. 635 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,319 Speaker 1: No, it ain't be true. 636 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,040 Speaker 9: I don't care a lot a lot of now. Okay, 637 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,920 Speaker 9: all right, well here's another one. 638 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,560 Speaker 14: Would you rather never pay for taxes? We never pay 639 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,200 Speaker 14: for gas? 640 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,359 Speaker 9: You were gonna say that? 641 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,080 Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, I'm about the hell out this gas. 642 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,959 Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, I don't give a damn of gas. 643 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,360 Speaker 1: Is thirty dollars a gallon? 644 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:38,439 Speaker 5: If I could just get out of a all right? 645 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,760 Speaker 14: Would you rather be a star of a small movie 646 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,799 Speaker 14: or be an extra and a really big movie like 647 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,600 Speaker 14: Top Gun, Maverick or something? 648 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,479 Speaker 1: No damn extra walking around? 649 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:55,080 Speaker 5: Ain't got no hey, stop gun we talk. I'm gonna 650 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,200 Speaker 5: be a small ass line. 651 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,839 Speaker 14: You're on the floor, you're part all right, one last one? 652 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,520 Speaker 14: If we have time? 653 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 9: Would you rather German chocolate. 654 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:10,160 Speaker 14: Cake or herd cherry pie? 655 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,200 Speaker 1: Because you know why, because it's hard to find a 656 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,640 Speaker 1: good cheery path, because I know that's your favorite? Any 657 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 1: sliding my DM. 658 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:27,240 Speaker 14: All right, all right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thanks, guys, 659 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:34,480 Speaker 14: you're listening morning show. Now, there is science that supports 660 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:40,480 Speaker 14: that kids with older parents, older parents, now, especially fathers, 661 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:44,840 Speaker 14: especially the dads, might be a little more socially awkward 662 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,640 Speaker 14: than kids with younger fathers. 663 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,640 Speaker 1: All right, I can see that. 664 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,520 Speaker 14: So here's the question. Uh, did you guys have parents 665 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,279 Speaker 14: that were much older than your friend's parents? And if 666 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,200 Speaker 14: and if you did, and if you did, Steve says 667 00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,959 Speaker 14: you did, So, how do that effect you, Steve. 668 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,759 Speaker 1: Growing up, I was in a lot of fights about it. 669 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,640 Speaker 9: Really, what do you mean you got teased about it? 670 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:07,200 Speaker 6: Oh? 671 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:12,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I went to public school with pole kid. Yeah, 672 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,840 Speaker 1: whose grandmama that? Hey man? One more time, I. 673 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,759 Speaker 5: Told you who that is? I told you twice when 674 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,279 Speaker 5: I asked you one more time, grandmama? Lad, then my 675 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,920 Speaker 5: mom and my damn mama doog nineteen I'm explained. In 676 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,080 Speaker 5: nineteen sixty seven, I done told it, dude. In nineteen 677 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,680 Speaker 5: sixty eight, another dude asked me who grandmama up is 678 00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,600 Speaker 5: here at the school. That was the day after Martin 679 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,759 Speaker 5: Luther king funeral on TV. I jumped dead on his head. 680 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,200 Speaker 9: Forget all that piece of love stuff. 681 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, I ain't know that Martin Luther King dead. I 682 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,480 Speaker 5: don't want to hear nothing about this peach as. Yeah, 683 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,520 Speaker 5: I had old parents. Now, my mama never had me 684 00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,520 Speaker 5: when they were forty two. 685 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,359 Speaker 14: So oh okay, So do you think age matters when 686 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,400 Speaker 14: it comes to parenting? 687 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:09,240 Speaker 20: Then hell, you talk about what you're gonna talk about. 688 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,360 Speaker 9: You should have them when you're younger. 689 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,320 Speaker 1: You think, yeah, that's my recommend Yeah. 690 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,200 Speaker 15: Well, what is the thing? 691 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,480 Speaker 1: You don't have nothing to talk about. 692 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,240 Speaker 12: Well, I mean the things that you want to relate 693 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,960 Speaker 12: to these older parents. 694 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,400 Speaker 14: They're much older, so the millennials and younger want to 695 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,560 Speaker 14: talk about tech stuff. 696 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,560 Speaker 1: And oh yeah, I'll give you an example. 697 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:33,839 Speaker 5: Okay, I don't care for I love the grandkids when 698 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:38,040 Speaker 5: they come over from running the office, Papa, hug me, 699 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,200 Speaker 5: climb up on me, kiss me on the cheek. 700 00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,440 Speaker 1: I love that, man, and then get out of here. 701 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,000 Speaker 14: But wait a minute, Steve, Okay, that would work if 702 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Speaker 14: you were a much older grandparent, but you're a normal 703 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:49,520 Speaker 14: age for. 704 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,200 Speaker 16: A great. 705 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,640 Speaker 9: What are you talking about if. 706 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,040 Speaker 4: I want. 707 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,000 Speaker 1: Any degrees? Ain't having his life. 708 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,080 Speaker 5: I don't say I was that old. I'm just saying 709 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,200 Speaker 5: I don't at this age. I don't care for my 710 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,640 Speaker 5: grandkids a visit. I'm with you the hell I look 711 00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:11,200 Speaker 5: like with a baby in my own case, and asshole, you. 712 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,560 Speaker 12: Can only bring one at a time to my damn house. 713 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,400 Speaker 12: One at a time. You can't bring them. 714 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,920 Speaker 9: How many grand kids do you have? 715 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,680 Speaker 4: I got eleven? 716 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,000 Speaker 12: Wow? 717 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,520 Speaker 14: And then you have you have a favorite, and everyone 718 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:30,000 Speaker 14: knows and you make yes and all the other grandkids 719 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:30,960 Speaker 14: know that, oh they. 720 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,319 Speaker 1: Know, they know how to go and even lying if 721 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,000 Speaker 1: they know how to go. 722 00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:39,800 Speaker 14: And acknowledge your favorite grandkids in front of that. 723 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,680 Speaker 12: This, this cuts out all the mess of everybody gets 724 00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:43,800 Speaker 12: and well who the favorite? 725 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:44,719 Speaker 1: Now they know? 726 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 2: Well today? 727 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,880 Speaker 9: Does that call it a problem in the family. 728 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,280 Speaker 4: Or anybody know that a cure is a favorite? 729 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,080 Speaker 1: Can the rest of them? 730 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,400 Speaker 4: Maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't. Yeah, but Kara 731 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,680 Speaker 4: can get it anything anything. 732 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,200 Speaker 13: She won't. 733 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,040 Speaker 1: He's my favorite? 734 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,520 Speaker 9: Is she your first grandkid? 735 00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:06,920 Speaker 13: Is that? 736 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,160 Speaker 3: Why? 737 00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,200 Speaker 9: Your first grandchild? 738 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,040 Speaker 12: It's a long story, but I picked her as a 739 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,359 Speaker 12: favorite and we just rode with that and we don't 740 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,680 Speaker 12: get into fights about it. 741 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,480 Speaker 4: Let's just pick up here. 742 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,120 Speaker 1: You picked her as a favorite? 743 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,680 Speaker 4: Is the favorite? 744 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,560 Speaker 2: How did you do that? 745 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:20,960 Speaker 1: Though? 746 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,560 Speaker 12: Look, my sister was the favorite of my mom. My 747 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,600 Speaker 12: mom did speak to me until I was thirteen years old. 748 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,359 Speaker 1: I have a favorite grandchild too. 749 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,839 Speaker 9: Oh, you're not gonna do it. I know who it is, 750 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,600 Speaker 9: but no, don't no. 751 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,480 Speaker 1: No, you have a favorite grandchild? Is Ezra? 752 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,320 Speaker 9: Oh that's the baby that can't. 753 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,239 Speaker 5: Because he don't know me. Yeah, yeah, cause he don't 754 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,200 Speaker 5: know you, He don't know me. He don't want nothing, 755 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,680 Speaker 5: He don't talk back. He slob all the time to 756 00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:58,040 Speaker 5: try to hold his big ass head to look at 757 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,400 Speaker 5: me like he ain't never seen it. He's and he 758 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,799 Speaker 5: just slobbed. As soon as he see a bottle, his 759 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:09,080 Speaker 5: whole body goes into a convolsion. Just straighten up and 760 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,319 Speaker 5: stiff it out. When he see a bottle, he did 761 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,600 Speaker 5: get he just lock up. 762 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:17,359 Speaker 13: All right? 763 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,120 Speaker 14: Coming up next it is the nephew, your favorite nephew, 764 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,480 Speaker 14: Steve would run that prank back right after this. 765 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,799 Speaker 15: You're listening morning show. 766 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,520 Speaker 9: All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank? 767 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,280 Speaker 9: Phone call Shirley. 768 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:35,760 Speaker 6: It is time to baptize some people. It's called mobile baptismal. 769 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,759 Speaker 6: Pool mobile baptismal. 770 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,279 Speaker 1: We come to you and baptized. 771 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,719 Speaker 9: You know he could be ignorant. 772 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,880 Speaker 1: You come to your house and baptized. That's what we do. 773 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:48,960 Speaker 9: Hit it. 774 00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:55,440 Speaker 13: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach to mister Wilson. How 775 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,800 Speaker 13: you doing. My name is brother spring water Man. Listen. 776 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,600 Speaker 13: We uh, we we got aid to actually come by 777 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,640 Speaker 13: and do some services to uh for for you by 778 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,480 Speaker 13: some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call 779 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,080 Speaker 13: and see about scheduling and see what you had available. 780 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,000 Speaker 7: Uh some some services. What y'all plan on? Cut some 781 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,920 Speaker 7: grass which I do what kind of services you have? 782 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,080 Speaker 13: Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent 783 00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,040 Speaker 13: a great amount of money on you. And what we 784 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:29,520 Speaker 13: do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And 785 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,040 Speaker 13: what we do is we go and we we baptize 786 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,319 Speaker 13: people at their home and and Baptism on Wheels has 787 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,440 Speaker 13: been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a 788 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,760 Speaker 13: thousand people. Now we have a truck with which actually 789 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,239 Speaker 13: has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and 790 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,000 Speaker 13: we actually come to your home and we will baptize 791 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:53,400 Speaker 13: you in your driveway and and make you hold again. 792 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:54,399 Speaker 13: So we. 793 00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:00,759 Speaker 7: Brother Water, Brother Sam sorry, spree Water spring walk. What 794 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,440 Speaker 7: you want to come to my house and give me 795 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,160 Speaker 7: a baptism in my front yard? 796 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,640 Speaker 13: We want to baptize you right there in your drive 797 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,600 Speaker 13: where your friends are paid for the services. 798 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,160 Speaker 7: And my friend, what friend will pay for me to 799 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,440 Speaker 7: get baptized. I've been baptized already. 800 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,480 Speaker 13: Well from my understanding, sir that ever then that you 801 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,520 Speaker 13: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and 802 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,440 Speaker 13: they seem to believe that you need to be Washington 803 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,160 Speaker 13: coming again. 804 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,600 Speaker 7: I mean, that's all good, that's all. 805 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,200 Speaker 13: That's all. 806 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,160 Speaker 7: It's all good. But I mean things are I mean 807 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,120 Speaker 7: things be that that it made man, I mean, I've 808 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,840 Speaker 7: been baptized, I go to church. You know, me and 809 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,839 Speaker 7: the Lord don't have no problems. I mean, we all 810 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,399 Speaker 7: have setbacks. But for you to pull up with your 811 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,960 Speaker 7: pool in front of my house to say you finah 812 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,400 Speaker 7: baptized me, that that doesn't make any sense to me. 813 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,360 Speaker 13: I mean, see, sir, sometimes when some people are not 814 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,520 Speaker 13: able to go to the House of the Lord and 815 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,120 Speaker 13: get baptized, you know, we're making a lot more convenient 816 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,040 Speaker 13: for you. But we can actually. 817 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,719 Speaker 7: Need no convenience. I don't need no convenience. 818 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,439 Speaker 21: What I need convenience for you asking me to come 819 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,719 Speaker 21: to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in 820 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,840 Speaker 21: my driveway? Does that make any sense to you? 821 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,239 Speaker 7: Brother water? I mean, come on, if you really sit 822 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,160 Speaker 7: back and think about it, does that make any sense 823 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:11,480 Speaker 7: to you? 824 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,600 Speaker 13: The first of all, so that that's that's that's that's 825 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,120 Speaker 13: brother spring water. But what I'm trying to what I'm 826 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,200 Speaker 13: trying to say, the. 827 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,839 Speaker 21: Water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no 828 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,040 Speaker 21: difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and 829 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,200 Speaker 21: baptize me in front of mine? 830 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,080 Speaker 13: Sir? What is all that mean? This is this is 831 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,680 Speaker 13: what your friends are talking about that. 832 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,000 Speaker 21: My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which which one 833 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,880 Speaker 21: of my prayers don't recommend you to come to my 834 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,839 Speaker 21: damn house? So my. 835 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,399 Speaker 13: Do that make that? 836 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,640 Speaker 7: Don't make any sense to me? 837 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,359 Speaker 13: You understand that I'm not at any liberty to tell 838 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,480 Speaker 13: you who actually between the liberty. 839 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,600 Speaker 21: Because of my damn house A baptized me, But you 840 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,759 Speaker 21: can't tell me who the hell go see you? 841 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,719 Speaker 7: But you're what make come on? 842 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Speaker 21: You don't even come on that that makes sense? 843 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:00,880 Speaker 7: You got come on? 844 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,239 Speaker 21: That doesn't make any no way any world. I'm going 845 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,279 Speaker 21: to allow you to come and bring your phone in 846 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,400 Speaker 21: front of my house at baptize me. Then I'm asking 847 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,280 Speaker 21: you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor, 848 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,040 Speaker 21: you're supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's 849 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,960 Speaker 21: a friend of mine is sending at you there? You know, 850 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,160 Speaker 21: letting you know I need to be dot you will 851 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,480 Speaker 21: tell you that liberty. 852 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,400 Speaker 13: Sir, sir, all I want to know basically, I've already 853 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:26,560 Speaker 13: been paid. I'm coming to casual you now baptizing me. 854 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,440 Speaker 13: I have that time. I'm going to baptize you on 855 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,880 Speaker 13: Tuesday in your driveway. 856 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,400 Speaker 21: Man, I'll tell you what. If you come to my 857 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,400 Speaker 21: house and fro my driveway, you better bring the own congregation. 858 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,560 Speaker 21: You understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the 859 00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,800 Speaker 21: sisters and everybody else. Is you think I'm gonna be 860 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,760 Speaker 21: adaptizing life? 861 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,800 Speaker 17: This is the problem. 862 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,600 Speaker 13: This is what your friends are talking about. This is 863 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,279 Speaker 13: why you need to be baptized and cleansed again and 864 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,800 Speaker 13: washed in the blood of the lu This is what's wrong. 865 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,799 Speaker 13: You need to be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you, 866 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:55,600 Speaker 13: mister Wilson. 867 00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:56,520 Speaker 21: What's problem with me? 868 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:56,799 Speaker 5: Now? 869 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,319 Speaker 21: What's brother with you? Was calling me in the mind 870 00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,759 Speaker 21: of my heart day telling me I need to be 871 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,920 Speaker 21: back time in front of my house. If I need 872 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,200 Speaker 21: to be baptims don't get some only water. I'll go 873 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,480 Speaker 21: down to the church. I don't need you come in 874 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,160 Speaker 21: front of my house making a whole circus. We aren't 875 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,239 Speaker 21: afraid of some white sheets talking my water. 876 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,359 Speaker 13: Baptister me that. 877 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,719 Speaker 17: For mom end up saying me, I'm from my understanding. 878 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,800 Speaker 13: From my understanding, mister Wilter, you missed two Sundays already 879 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:19,319 Speaker 13: this month. 880 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,759 Speaker 21: Sunday. So now I can go anywhere and get the water. 881 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,520 Speaker 21: I don't need you coming here because you telling me 882 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,399 Speaker 21: I missed two damn Sundays. I'm miss sunning the too, 883 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,760 Speaker 21: Tu the pug ain't. 884 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,120 Speaker 13: Coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid 885 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,760 Speaker 13: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning 886 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,279 Speaker 13: at seven o'clock and we would baptize you before you 887 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,240 Speaker 13: go to work on tubes. 888 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,440 Speaker 21: Before you would I tell you what, you come to 889 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,880 Speaker 21: my house seven o'clock in the morn. I swear on 890 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,160 Speaker 21: your lord, I'm gonna bust YOA. You understand me. You 891 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,719 Speaker 21: would not come to my house telling me you fro 892 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,239 Speaker 21: the back top. Now, I don't give a damn who 893 00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:53,400 Speaker 21: paid you. You understand I would trying your in the 894 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,920 Speaker 21: water matter stop now brings you your teachers and everybody else. 895 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,360 Speaker 21: We're gonna have a pool part. He Let you understand, 896 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,920 Speaker 21: I might get all of. 897 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,719 Speaker 13: This anger and all of this this these problems you 898 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,320 Speaker 13: have within you. We are going to purge your body 899 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,440 Speaker 13: and get it out your system. I want you. 900 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:15,360 Speaker 21: I tell you what rot the swing on brother ring Water. 901 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,520 Speaker 13: You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning. 902 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,360 Speaker 21: I won't give a damn who pays you? Who called you? 903 00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:22,719 Speaker 21: Bring your time? 904 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:22,920 Speaker 13: Go? 905 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,759 Speaker 7: Well? I can't kill you. 906 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,920 Speaker 21: I'm gonna try, y'all. 907 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,839 Speaker 13: Site. I got one more thing I want to say 908 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:28,359 Speaker 13: to you as you. 909 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,640 Speaker 21: Listening to got it? That's matter how I'm busy. 910 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,120 Speaker 7: You ain't got to say to me. 911 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,560 Speaker 21: I gotta go. You understand you don't make wrong? 912 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,279 Speaker 17: More man, I want to say to you, is you 913 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:37,000 Speaker 17: listening to me? 914 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,040 Speaker 13: Was? Now? This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harby 915 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:50,719 Speaker 13: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let. 916 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:56,400 Speaker 7: Me check out something. Man. Let me tell you something. 917 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,640 Speaker 7: Boy ya, i'a'll bring some man us a head. Man, 918 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,239 Speaker 7: I will about to act a fool on y'all. Y'all 919 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,560 Speaker 7: would to show to split my crib? Understand me for time? 920 00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,960 Speaker 7: Y'all ain't got just better to do, been to sit 921 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,879 Speaker 7: around here and just with people during their day. 922 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:14,440 Speaker 17: Man. 923 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,440 Speaker 7: I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this. 924 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,319 Speaker 17: They Oh the hell goes. 925 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,279 Speaker 7: Around that tize of people home. 926 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,439 Speaker 21: That's like wills on wheel beptized people with a poll 927 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,960 Speaker 21: on the back of your your f one fifty will. 928 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,960 Speaker 13: I got to ask you something, what is the baddest 929 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,080 Speaker 13: radio show in the land. Man. 930 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,319 Speaker 7: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show. 931 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,440 Speaker 6: See, that's how you baptized somebody that. 932 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,920 Speaker 9: You're going to church now exactly. 933 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,640 Speaker 6: When they don't make it to the turg You know, 934 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,840 Speaker 6: we bring the baptismal to you. 935 00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:52,080 Speaker 12: Right outside, right, that's actually a good idea in the 936 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,960 Speaker 12: drier right there, man. 937 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,319 Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll baptized you before you go to work in 938 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:56,800 Speaker 6: the morning. 939 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,400 Speaker 16: Yeah, and you get your save on. We'll get your 940 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,359 Speaker 16: save on. We cleanse you right there in the way. Wrong. 941 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:10,319 Speaker 16: We won't to do it. He will and will he won't. 942 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,680 Speaker 9: Thank you, nephew. 943 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,919 Speaker 14: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. My man says, I went 944 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,680 Speaker 14: from wop to hop. 945 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,759 Speaker 9: We'll get into it right after this. 946 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,360 Speaker 15: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. 947 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,080 Speaker 14: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you 948 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:34,239 Speaker 14: need advice on sex, on dating, on parenting and relationships, whatever, 949 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,799 Speaker 14: write us okay and more. Submit your strawberry letter to 950 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:41,719 Speaker 14: Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We'll try 951 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:45,360 Speaker 14: to help you if we can. We can't help everybody, 952 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,640 Speaker 14: but if we can, we'll try and we could be 953 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,840 Speaker 14: reading your letter live up. 954 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,080 Speaker 9: Like we're going to read this one right here, right now. 955 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,799 Speaker 6: Smuggle up, hold on tight, we got it for you here. 956 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,359 Speaker 6: It is the Strong Baby letter. 957 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:05,360 Speaker 14: Subject my man says, I went from wop to hop. 958 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,759 Speaker 14: All right, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty year old 959 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,680 Speaker 14: mother with three children. My children's father and I have 960 00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,319 Speaker 14: been together over ten years, So let me say this 961 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,640 Speaker 14: before you bash me. He has asked me to marry 962 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,879 Speaker 14: him several times, and I respectfully declined because we. 963 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,080 Speaker 9: Need to go to therapy before we get married. 964 00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,200 Speaker 14: Here's why my confidence is at an all time low, 965 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,200 Speaker 14: because my children's father has cheated many times. Whenever I 966 00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:35,560 Speaker 14: confront him, his exact words are, your sex is very boring. 967 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,960 Speaker 9: And you complain too much. 968 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,439 Speaker 14: When the new Magna Stallion and Cardi B song came out, 969 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,680 Speaker 14: he even joked that I've gone from wop to hop, 970 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,040 Speaker 14: meaning I have horrible ap. 971 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,280 Speaker 9: My response was, well, I wouldn't complain. 972 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,640 Speaker 1: What he said in the letter was horrible, ass Peepe. 973 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,320 Speaker 1: You didn't want to say, ass. 974 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,560 Speaker 16: You have to read the letter like. 975 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:04,160 Speaker 14: We wrote the You didn't read you didn't write the letter, ike. 976 00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,279 Speaker 9: Anyway, all right, you guys got the message. 977 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,200 Speaker 14: My response was well, I wouldn't complain as much and 978 00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,160 Speaker 14: would do a better job in the bedroom if you 979 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,800 Speaker 14: were half the man you used to be. I'm often 980 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,600 Speaker 14: tired from work and running around with three children, so 981 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,440 Speaker 14: he blames me for our lackluster sex life and not. 982 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,800 Speaker 9: Ever being in the mood. 983 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,840 Speaker 14: I've obliged him many nights and would just lie there 984 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,400 Speaker 14: trying not to fall asleep until the sex was over. 985 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,360 Speaker 9: But now, years later. 986 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,880 Speaker 14: And after all the cheating, it has affected my ability 987 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,959 Speaker 14: to perform in the bedroom. I've heard it's a mental thing, 988 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,200 Speaker 14: but I'm not sure why I can't get excited or 989 00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,759 Speaker 14: in the mood. I know that if I can't please him, 990 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,799 Speaker 14: he's going to get it somewhere else. Just recently, we 991 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,480 Speaker 14: got into a big argument and he yelled out that 992 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:57,479 Speaker 14: I have some whack a kitty. He apologized a few 993 00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,840 Speaker 14: minutes later. But this is affecting my confidence. 994 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:01,719 Speaker 9: He refuses to. 995 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,400 Speaker 14: Go to therapy, So should I take my three children 996 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:08,960 Speaker 14: and leave him? Okay, listen, you don't need therapy. You've 997 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,600 Speaker 14: mentioned therapy a few times in this letter. You need 998 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,080 Speaker 14: a new man, that's what you need. He's not deserving 999 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,439 Speaker 14: of you. I mean, what does he do besides put 1000 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:21,960 Speaker 14: you down and cheat. Ten years of this, ten years 1001 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,640 Speaker 14: of this you've been going through. It has to be enough, 1002 00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,880 Speaker 14: that you know, just say enough. This has to be 1003 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,200 Speaker 14: enough for even the strongest and the most confident woman 1004 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,439 Speaker 14: wouldn't be able to deal with this all the time. 1005 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,799 Speaker 14: And here you are doing what so many women do, 1006 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:41,640 Speaker 14: blaming yourself. I mean, I just say, life happens. 1007 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,359 Speaker 9: Three kids in a full time job, that's not. 1008 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:47,040 Speaker 14: Easy for anyone, and then he expects you to perform 1009 00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,160 Speaker 14: and all of this and blah blah blah. When your 1010 00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,319 Speaker 14: man is not right, sex is the last thing on 1011 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,479 Speaker 14: your mind. Let me tell you that the only thing 1012 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,320 Speaker 14: that you were to blame for in this is staying 1013 00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,759 Speaker 14: with him, in my opinion, for ten years, and for 1014 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,480 Speaker 14: ten taking him back repeatedly when he cheats on you, 1015 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,000 Speaker 14: so you don't give him an incentive to stop cheating 1016 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,560 Speaker 14: or anything like that. So I say to you, first 1017 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,839 Speaker 14: things first, don't worry about from WOP to hop and 1018 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,160 Speaker 14: all of that. Right now, forget all that you can 1019 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,240 Speaker 14: get that back. He doesn't appreciate it or deserve it anyway. 1020 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,200 Speaker 14: It's just time to get back to yourself. I think 1021 00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,920 Speaker 14: you should do you boo right now, start building up, 1022 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,480 Speaker 14: Start restoring what you have allowed him to tear down 1023 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,640 Speaker 14: in all these years. Fall in love with yourself again. 1024 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,040 Speaker 14: Start putting yourself first. Okay, yourself first, and watch him 1025 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:36,880 Speaker 14: take notice. 1026 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,680 Speaker 9: If not, don't be afraid to get. 1027 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,640 Speaker 14: The kids and move on or put his trifling behind 1028 00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:43,640 Speaker 14: out Steve. 1029 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:45,759 Speaker 1: You know, Shirley, I. 1030 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:50,200 Speaker 5: Agree with every single thing you've said. Great advice to 1031 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,480 Speaker 5: this woman. Of course, my angle is going to be 1032 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,040 Speaker 5: a little bit different. See, I know how men operate, 1033 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,719 Speaker 5: and what he's doing is the a typical thing when 1034 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:06,160 Speaker 5: a man get busted or something. Here comes the reverse psychology, 1035 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:11,600 Speaker 5: Here comes the why I did it? You know now, 1036 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,520 Speaker 5: this thirty year old mother of three been together ten years. 1037 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,200 Speaker 5: He's asking to marry, but she's declined respect because she 1038 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,040 Speaker 5: feel like they need to go to counseling before they 1039 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:26,239 Speaker 5: get married. Because my confidence is an all time low 1040 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,600 Speaker 5: because he's cheated on her many times. Wait a minute, 1041 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,440 Speaker 5: cheated on you many times? Why are you still in 1042 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:39,600 Speaker 5: the relationship? The marriage part, This ain't even a discussion. 1043 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,960 Speaker 5: If a man ain't gonna act right before you get married. 1044 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,520 Speaker 1: What makes you think? 1045 00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:50,400 Speaker 5: What thing happens that makes you think that he gonna 1046 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,680 Speaker 5: change after you get married. Remember, like I've said on 1047 00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:57,680 Speaker 5: this show several times, a minister told me one time, 1048 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,560 Speaker 5: when a man gets married, the only thing that changes 1049 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,160 Speaker 5: the day after the wedding is the appearance of his 1050 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:09,080 Speaker 5: left hand third finger. That's if he is what he 1051 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:14,560 Speaker 5: was before you got married. Marriage doesn't change anything, not 1052 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:18,440 Speaker 5: for a person. You either practice being married or you don't. 1053 00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:21,040 Speaker 5: You either getting ready used to cotton cut your little 1054 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,759 Speaker 5: strings out there or your little wild oat sewing get 1055 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,120 Speaker 5: that out to wait before you get married. 1056 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,320 Speaker 1: That's how you get married. 1057 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:31,160 Speaker 5: You can't be cheating on this woman repeatedly, steady asking 1058 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,280 Speaker 5: her to marry you. 1059 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,600 Speaker 1: Marry you for what? Man, are you kidding me? 1060 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,879 Speaker 5: And then every time you bust him, his exact words are, 1061 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,320 Speaker 5: your sex is very boring and you complain too much. 1062 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:47,360 Speaker 5: Wait a minute, that's not why you're cheating on me. 1063 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,000 Speaker 5: You cheating on me because your ass is a low life. 1064 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,680 Speaker 5: That's why you doing it. 1065 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:53,000 Speaker 20: Man. 1066 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,839 Speaker 1: Now, when we come back, I have my weight that 1067 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,000 Speaker 1: you should handle. 1068 00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:01,400 Speaker 9: This all right, coming up, we'll have pardon me fun. 1069 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:04,080 Speaker 1: Okay, oh okay. 1070 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:08,200 Speaker 14: At twenty three after the hour, subject of my strawberry 1071 00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:11,479 Speaker 14: letter for today, is. My man says, I went from 1072 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:15,399 Speaker 14: wop to hop. We'll get back into it right after this. 1073 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,160 Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, 1074 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:21,960 Speaker 14: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. 1075 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,840 Speaker 9: Subject. My man says, I went from wop to hop. 1076 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,640 Speaker 1: This letter right here kind of hurt. 1077 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,520 Speaker 5: So Shirley gave this woman some spot on advice that 1078 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:35,440 Speaker 5: I agree with thousand percent. Thirty year old woman, three children, 1079 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,200 Speaker 5: they've been together with her man ten years. 1080 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,320 Speaker 1: And she's asked. 1081 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,040 Speaker 5: He's asked her to marry him several times, but she's 1082 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:43,760 Speaker 5: respectfully declined. 1083 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,320 Speaker 1: Why you did it respectfully? 1084 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,360 Speaker 5: I don't know, because I found out he wasn't treating 1085 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,280 Speaker 5: you with no respect at all. But you respectfully decline 1086 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,640 Speaker 5: because you say you need to go to therapy before 1087 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,120 Speaker 5: you get married, because your confidence as an all time low, 1088 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:57,160 Speaker 5: because he. 1089 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:01,280 Speaker 1: Has cheated on you many times. Now, here's the thing. 1090 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,320 Speaker 5: When you confront him, his exact words are, your sex 1091 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:12,240 Speaker 5: is very boring and you complain too much. Wait a minute, 1092 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:18,480 Speaker 5: that's why he's cheating on you many times. But he 1093 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:23,480 Speaker 5: stayed with you for ten years, made three kids, and 1094 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,760 Speaker 5: he's telling you that. 1095 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,680 Speaker 1: Your sex is very boring. He showed keep coming over. 1096 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:34,600 Speaker 5: There a lot for this boring sex. Three kids Now. 1097 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,000 Speaker 5: When the new mag Stallion and Cardi B song came out, 1098 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:42,080 Speaker 5: he joked that I've gone from him wop to a 1099 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:47,200 Speaker 5: hop hap and in the words of his letter, meaning 1100 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,760 Speaker 5: I have a horrible. 1101 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:48,880 Speaker 1: Ass p. 1102 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:57,640 Speaker 5: Okay, not dog. Really, this is mental abuse. I understand 1103 00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:01,840 Speaker 5: the woman's confidence being shattered. I understand in that, but dog, 1104 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,280 Speaker 5: So you're gonna use reverse psychology. So you're telling this 1105 00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,840 Speaker 5: woman the reason you cheat because she got bad sex. 1106 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:11,320 Speaker 5: Wait a minute, and then, lady, Now now you got close. Lady, 1107 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,640 Speaker 5: here's where I started to have hope for you. My 1108 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,880 Speaker 5: response was, well, I wouldn't complain as much and would 1109 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,600 Speaker 5: do a better job in the bedroom if you were 1110 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:24,320 Speaker 5: half the man you used to be. Nah, that's why 1111 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,800 Speaker 5: I want to get at in this letter. See, Oh, 1112 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:30,920 Speaker 5: you stinging me talking about I got a horrible pee. 1113 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:35,160 Speaker 5: Let's talk about jo pee. See right now, See if 1114 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,640 Speaker 5: you gonna talk about my pee, then we need to 1115 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,360 Speaker 5: talk about choke pee. 1116 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,480 Speaker 1: See. I might have a hop a. 1117 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,760 Speaker 5: Horrible ass pee, but you got something wrong with you too, 1118 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:46,320 Speaker 5: because you. 1119 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,840 Speaker 1: Just said he half the man he used to be. 1120 00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,360 Speaker 1: That's a lot smaller. 1121 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:51,640 Speaker 15: You're scaring me. 1122 00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,960 Speaker 1: Stick. So now you got a lap. See you got 1123 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,440 Speaker 1: a halp. 1124 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,000 Speaker 5: You got a horrible ass pee, and he got a lap, 1125 00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,120 Speaker 5: he got a little lass. 1126 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,760 Speaker 1: Peek. See what I see? Then what we got to do? 1127 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:07,479 Speaker 1: We were doing initials. Now I gotta happy, You gotta laugh, 1128 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:08,560 Speaker 1: you gotta laugh. 1129 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,320 Speaker 5: Pe Now we in here talking about each other. Pete, 1130 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:15,920 Speaker 5: let's spread to pe round. Make my funk the p funk. 1131 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,440 Speaker 5: I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb. 1132 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,960 Speaker 5: I want the p funk. 1133 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:25,040 Speaker 22: I want my funk funked up. Make my funk the 1134 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,200 Speaker 22: p funk. I want you to get funked up. That's 1135 01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,160 Speaker 22: what you want to play. The next time, y'all head 1136 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,200 Speaker 22: to the bathroom and the head to the bedroom. 1137 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,200 Speaker 5: I want something to happen to me. But you ain't 1138 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,360 Speaker 5: half the man you used to be, cause you the shrunk. 1139 01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:43,560 Speaker 5: Your fine ass stomach is leaning over your belt. 1140 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,800 Speaker 4: I can't find it. 1141 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,480 Speaker 5: You can't find it. Now you're over here talking about 1142 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:52,040 Speaker 5: mind horrible. It's cause you little. Now we doing so 1143 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,640 Speaker 5: all you can go all you can go, l op. 1144 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,520 Speaker 5: You got a lousy old poker. See your poker is 1145 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,800 Speaker 5: lousy all you can bill a lamp. You gotta you 1146 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,440 Speaker 5: got a limp ass poker. See you can use We 1147 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:11,120 Speaker 5: can dose initials all day. See one thing about it, ladies, 1148 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,320 Speaker 5: you can bruise your man's ego or we in the 1149 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:20,880 Speaker 5: ego bruising business. Yeah, you ain't as exciting in the 1150 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:26,479 Speaker 5: bedroom no more, sister, because he don't excite you no more. Yeah, 1151 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,880 Speaker 5: you don't need a therapy. You need to Yeah, you 1152 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,640 Speaker 5: need to give it to him like he giving it 1153 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:35,080 Speaker 5: to you. It ain't what it was because you ain't 1154 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:40,400 Speaker 5: what you was. You an know what colored shoes you 1155 01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,760 Speaker 5: got on? What color your shoes? You look straight down? 1156 01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,520 Speaker 5: What color your shoes? You don't even know. 1157 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,720 Speaker 9: I went through that when I was pregnant. 1158 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,040 Speaker 1: See you don't know that. 1159 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,600 Speaker 5: See, but men, see it's okay for a woman to 1160 01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,240 Speaker 5: do that when she pregnant. Y'all have a baby in there. 1161 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,360 Speaker 5: But some of us can't look down because we ain't 1162 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,400 Speaker 5: even got no baby. We just look like we in 1163 01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:02,160 Speaker 5: our second try. Miss See, you got to bring this 1164 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,640 Speaker 5: up to him. You ain't got to be the only 1165 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,680 Speaker 5: one taking shot. And now years later, after all the cheating, 1166 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:12,120 Speaker 5: it's affected your ability to perform in the bedroom. I've 1167 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:14,880 Speaker 5: heard it's a mental thing, but I'm not sure why 1168 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,920 Speaker 5: I can't get excited or in the move. Well, let 1169 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,080 Speaker 5: me help you. You can't get excited because he ain't 1170 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:23,240 Speaker 5: exciting you. He ain't doing nothing. And when he get there, 1171 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:27,040 Speaker 5: you're about to fall asleep. So now these are these 1172 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:27,960 Speaker 5: his kids? 1173 01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:29,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, he ain't his kids. 1174 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,360 Speaker 16: Then it must have been good at some point, that's 1175 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,120 Speaker 16: what I said. 1176 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:37,360 Speaker 1: That's what I said. You know, and they all live kids. 1177 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:42,200 Speaker 5: Cause he because he loved and he made little kids. 1178 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,480 Speaker 5: Oh his kids, real little underside down there at the school. 1179 01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,640 Speaker 5: That's why I ain't. None of them playing basketball, none 1180 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,240 Speaker 5: of this. See, y'all go on this thing his ass. 1181 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:56,000 Speaker 5: Now y'all got the big ass argument. Recently he yelled 1182 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,600 Speaker 5: out that he got some black ass kiddy. Then he 1183 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,640 Speaker 5: gonna apologize a few in this lady. 1184 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:05,120 Speaker 1: Well you well, well you got a whack ass. 1185 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,280 Speaker 9: Well we can't. 1186 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,640 Speaker 1: I just said it. Well, yours is whack too. So 1187 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:13,200 Speaker 1: we're just in. 1188 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:16,880 Speaker 5: Here, just both serving up just bast sex. Now where 1189 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,520 Speaker 5: you're going, you gotta keep cheating because every time you 1190 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,400 Speaker 5: cheat with somebody, they don't want it no more. So 1191 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,000 Speaker 5: you gotta go get somebody else to cheat with everybody? 1192 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:25,080 Speaker 9: What I know? 1193 01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:30,520 Speaker 14: Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. 1194 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,120 Speaker 9: Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand too. 1195 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,479 Speaker 15: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. 1196 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,720 Speaker 9: All right, Steve, introduce your friend. 1197 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:43,640 Speaker 1: It's time, ladies and gentlemen. Uh. I just you know, 1198 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:48,320 Speaker 1: he's here. Very rarely I get to say that, but 1199 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,880 Speaker 1: he's here. J Anthony Bryn, I'm here. 1200 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:56,120 Speaker 12: I'm here, right, and I'm I'm here, and I'm overwhelmed 1201 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,560 Speaker 12: and I'm fed up. I can't take it. 1202 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,000 Speaker 4: It's a Can somebody give you another word? For Clemp? 1203 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:02,760 Speaker 1: Is that a word? 1204 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:07,080 Speaker 12: It's just too much for me for Clemp. I think 1205 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,760 Speaker 12: that's a word for Clemp. 1206 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,760 Speaker 1: For Clemp, you know you ain't got no schooling for 1207 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,280 Speaker 1: all that for Clemp. 1208 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:18,200 Speaker 12: That then that that shows you how serious my problem is. 1209 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:22,280 Speaker 12: And the problem is it's too much damn TV. I 1210 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:26,160 Speaker 12: can't keep up with all the damn shows. 1211 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,520 Speaker 4: I don't have all the cables. 1212 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,520 Speaker 12: When I want to see something, I got to buy 1213 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,320 Speaker 12: something else. 1214 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,680 Speaker 1: I thought I could see it. 1215 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,440 Speaker 12: But in order to see it, I gotta buy something 1216 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:42,320 Speaker 12: I thought already bought. If it's something I've seen before, 1217 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,360 Speaker 12: and I want to see that. Why I gotta pay 1218 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,000 Speaker 12: for it to get I saw it one time for free. 1219 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:52,560 Speaker 12: Now it costs me two damn dollars to see that again. 1220 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:53,520 Speaker 4: I've seen that. 1221 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,040 Speaker 12: Yeah, that I've seen I've seen it, Okay, And not 1222 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,960 Speaker 12: only that, Not only that, forget that. There's another problem. 1223 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:08,240 Speaker 12: It's I'm recording too much. I'm recording way too much, 1224 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:13,760 Speaker 12: and I'm dbr and I'm paying the stuff to watch later. 1225 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:18,920 Speaker 4: I'm overwhelmed. It's just too much. I have a recorder. 1226 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,960 Speaker 12: They have a brand new recorder on the market, and 1227 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:26,680 Speaker 12: I'm not making this up. It records a thousand hours 1228 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:27,360 Speaker 12: of TV. 1229 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm full. 1230 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:34,120 Speaker 12: I'm full of shows that I'm gonna have to hire 1231 01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:37,680 Speaker 12: somebody to come in and watch some of this stuff. 1232 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,120 Speaker 4: So I get caught up because. 1233 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:42,680 Speaker 1: About things. 1234 01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:46,480 Speaker 4: They are watching things that I They're watching stuff. 1235 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:49,360 Speaker 12: That I didn't even know was on, and I ain't 1236 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,439 Speaker 12: I didn't even well, well, way, why is that? 1237 01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,280 Speaker 4: When is this one night. 1238 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,640 Speaker 1: In Miami, I'm in l A. 1239 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,400 Speaker 3: I'm in l A, and. 1240 01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:04,120 Speaker 1: WHOA, what help me? I'm recording. 1241 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:10,680 Speaker 12: I'm pushing record, record, record in in his constantly blanking. 1242 01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:14,360 Speaker 12: Uh So, anybody out there looking for a job that 1243 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:18,560 Speaker 12: will watch TV for j That's will be your title 1244 01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:23,840 Speaker 12: to watch shows for me, because I'm just I'm tired. 1245 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:25,440 Speaker 4: I'm tired, and. 1246 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,920 Speaker 12: I can't watch nothing that ain't that has episodes. 1247 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:32,040 Speaker 4: I can't do it no more. I can't do episode stuff. 1248 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:34,320 Speaker 9: All right, Jay, thank you? 1249 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:37,160 Speaker 3: All right? 1250 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,680 Speaker 14: Well, at least you're giving back. At least you're giving back, 1251 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:51,360 Speaker 14: you know, all right, you're listening morning shows. All right, guys, 1252 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,040 Speaker 14: it's time for comedy roulette. Jay, you are here, Please 1253 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,520 Speaker 14: quickly set it up for us. 1254 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,720 Speaker 12: It's very simple. You take some subjects, put them on 1255 01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,600 Speaker 12: the wheels, spun the wheel around where the will stop. 1256 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:02,880 Speaker 4: Wall stop. 1257 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,640 Speaker 12: It spuns around where it stopped. We'll do the damn 1258 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,760 Speaker 12: thing because we just that good. Put them up, spun it. 1259 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,160 Speaker 9: All right, all right, Ready for today's categories. 1260 01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:15,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're ready. 1261 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:20,720 Speaker 14: All right, Here we go go on Number one, crazy 1262 01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:22,520 Speaker 14: stuff you might yell out during sex. 1263 01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:24,320 Speaker 9: Number two. 1264 01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:29,240 Speaker 14: That's remember we're on the air live, guys. 1265 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:30,760 Speaker 15: Remember that number two. 1266 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,520 Speaker 16: You want what were yellowed on that? 1267 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:37,600 Speaker 9: What things you say to bad cooks? Number three? 1268 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:38,720 Speaker 15: Things you say? 1269 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,200 Speaker 9: Number three things. 1270 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,640 Speaker 14: You say to old people to keep from cursing them out. 1271 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:49,600 Speaker 14: Oh my god, Oh wow, okay, you. 1272 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,360 Speaker 9: Got it three three, three times. Let's go. 1273 01:07:52,440 --> 01:08:04,640 Speaker 11: Let's spind it. 1274 01:07:53,240 --> 01:08:08,240 Speaker 14: But my biggest fear crazy things you might yell out 1275 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,080 Speaker 14: during sex. 1276 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,640 Speaker 4: Here we go, Here we go. That crazy things you 1277 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,720 Speaker 4: might yell out doing six Stop please stop. I got 1278 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,360 Speaker 4: to give me some ice water and come back. Go 1279 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:18,719 Speaker 4: ahead on that, I go ahead. 1280 01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:25,679 Speaker 10: Crazy crazy thing we are doing, says oh my god, 1281 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,360 Speaker 10: I can't feel my eyes. 1282 01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:30,479 Speaker 9: Well, look who's here? 1283 01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:37,160 Speaker 6: Look who just showed up for work? Yell that out? 1284 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,519 Speaker 6: Crazy things you yell out doing sex? 1285 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:40,880 Speaker 15: Girl? 1286 01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,320 Speaker 6: You know what I'm girl. I'm gonna mess around and 1287 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:47,800 Speaker 6: buy you some money. I ain't. This is too good 1288 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,479 Speaker 6: right here, girl, I'm gonna buy you some money. 1289 01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:57,479 Speaker 1: I ain't. Man. Come on, Steve Crazy, go here? What 1290 01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:57,920 Speaker 1: is your shoe? 1291 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,240 Speaker 9: Crazy stuff you might yell out during sex? 1292 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,360 Speaker 4: Burne me on my solads. 1293 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:07,919 Speaker 9: We're playing comedy Roulette. 1294 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,599 Speaker 14: The subject crazy stuff you might yell out drink sex. 1295 01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:13,000 Speaker 9: Come on, Jay, crazy thing you might yell. 1296 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,840 Speaker 4: Out, Good God, that part is numb. 1297 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,559 Speaker 1: Okay, it's numb, man. 1298 01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:21,240 Speaker 9: That is crazy. 1299 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:28,400 Speaker 10: Crazy things you might yell out and say, I'm gonna 1300 01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:32,840 Speaker 10: vote for you. 1301 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,479 Speaker 16: Crazy things you might yell out doing sex. 1302 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:46,880 Speaker 19: Oh, oh, what. 1303 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:47,799 Speaker 1: Is your name? 1304 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:51,320 Speaker 16: What is your name? 1305 01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:52,120 Speaker 1: I forgot? 1306 01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:52,760 Speaker 6: What is what? 1307 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:53,840 Speaker 1: Tell me again? 1308 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:54,760 Speaker 2: What is your name? 1309 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,519 Speaker 1: Crazy? 1310 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:04,000 Speaker 14: I need to set up crazy stuff you might yell 1311 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,400 Speaker 14: out during sexty. 1312 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,519 Speaker 1: I'm wont Corona. 1313 01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:14,680 Speaker 9: It's crazy. That is crazy, all right? 1314 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:17,360 Speaker 4: Coming, Crazy things you might yell out doing six? 1315 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:23,320 Speaker 12: Where where are you planning to put that? 1316 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:25,519 Speaker 1: Over here? 1317 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:35,320 Speaker 10: Crazy things you yell out to her six? Oh my god, 1318 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:42,839 Speaker 10: I'm about to go to jail. What oh my crazy? 1319 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,240 Speaker 10: Crazy things you let you yell out in the middle 1320 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:50,640 Speaker 10: of sex. Listen, I'm almost at the finish line. You 1321 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:51,439 Speaker 10: need to hurry up. 1322 01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:53,320 Speaker 6: If you're trying to beat me there, I'm just telling you, 1323 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,320 Speaker 6: I'm almost. 1324 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:59,280 Speaker 16: I'm just telling you. It's it's I'm my MoMA. 1325 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,200 Speaker 9: All right, comedy roulette. 1326 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,919 Speaker 14: Crazy things you might get out during Sexteve, just. 1327 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:09,280 Speaker 4: Close it out, yeah, take it out, take it out, erdie. 1328 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,240 Speaker 1: Black lives matter. 1329 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:20,120 Speaker 3: Last. 1330 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:25,719 Speaker 13: All right. 1331 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,559 Speaker 14: On that note, we'll have more of The Steve Harvey 1332 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,519 Speaker 14: Morning Show coming up in twenty minutes. 1333 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,479 Speaker 9: Right after this. 1334 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:35,400 Speaker 15: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 1335 01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:40,839 Speaker 14: A thirty four year old businessman from Fort Myers, Florida, 1336 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,120 Speaker 14: was arrested on his wedding night. On his wedding night 1337 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:49,320 Speaker 14: now for soliciting a prostitute. He and his wife honeymooned 1338 01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:53,800 Speaker 14: in Tampa, Florida, and just six hours, six hours after 1339 01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:57,320 Speaker 14: his wedding, while his wife was asleep, he looked online 1340 01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:00,200 Speaker 14: for sex and he arranged to meet a prostitute at 1341 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:03,919 Speaker 14: a Tampa hotel. What when he got to the hotel, 1342 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:07,200 Speaker 14: he was arrested by an undercover detective who would post 1343 01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:09,040 Speaker 14: as a prostitute online. 1344 01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:09,799 Speaker 9: The groom. 1345 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:13,040 Speaker 14: Yes, the Groom was one of one hundred and seventy 1346 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,559 Speaker 14: six men arrested that night in the sting. 1347 01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:16,799 Speaker 9: Is that crazy? 1348 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:20,360 Speaker 14: He spent his wedding night in jail because he tried 1349 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:21,600 Speaker 14: to because. 1350 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,320 Speaker 5: Here what happened on a lot of wedding nights. The 1351 01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:28,559 Speaker 5: woman be so tired and exhausted from the events. Yeah, 1352 01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:32,519 Speaker 5: and it don't be the night did everybody think it's 1353 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,439 Speaker 5: going to be? And so he got up and went 1354 01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:36,760 Speaker 5: on down there and tried to get hisself tightened up. 1355 01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:40,880 Speaker 5: And then that when he got caught. What he tried 1356 01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,880 Speaker 5: to say was he was a part of the sting 1357 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,840 Speaker 5: and went down there to show him how people do 1358 01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:50,080 Speaker 5: to help the police. You know, I'm just down here 1359 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,080 Speaker 5: trying to show up. Look, y'all need to start looking 1360 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,960 Speaker 5: out for this stuff. But that's how easy it can happen. Yeah, 1361 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,720 Speaker 5: here I am, and you're trying to hair. Come me, 1362 01:12:56,920 --> 01:13:00,120 Speaker 5: take your hands off of me. I have just done that, 1363 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:03,759 Speaker 5: knew was just trying to help y'all. 1364 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,200 Speaker 9: But do you think he's still married? 1365 01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:11,560 Speaker 1: Steve? He's in trouble because he can't get out of 1366 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:12,000 Speaker 1: this one. 1367 01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,760 Speaker 14: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming 1368 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:17,759 Speaker 14: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around. 1369 01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:19,400 Speaker 9: Would you rather right after this? 1370 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,679 Speaker 15: You're listening to Harvey Morning Show? 1371 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,160 Speaker 9: All right, guys, it's time to play around. 1372 01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:30,280 Speaker 14: Would you rather here we go? Would you rather get 1373 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:33,800 Speaker 14: away with any lie you tell? Any lie you tell 1374 01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:34,920 Speaker 14: you can get away with it? 1375 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:41,920 Speaker 1: Or would you rather, hey, my whole life goal right there? 1376 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:47,679 Speaker 5: Baby ahead? 1377 01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:50,880 Speaker 9: Or this is for you junior? Or would you rather 1378 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,720 Speaker 9: detect any lie you hear? 1379 01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:54,320 Speaker 13: So? 1380 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,160 Speaker 14: Would you rather be able to get away with one 1381 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,760 Speaker 14: or be able to tell if lying? 1382 01:13:59,320 --> 01:13:59,880 Speaker 13: We need him? 1383 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:00,519 Speaker 6: Yeah? 1384 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,720 Speaker 1: A all day, lord. 1385 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,960 Speaker 9: But don't you care if someone's lying to you? 1386 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,080 Speaker 16: I call it. I will lie bad. 1387 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:13,600 Speaker 1: I don't give a damn. Just get two liars. 1388 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:18,880 Speaker 10: Talking that's a good conversation to it, waving what ef 1389 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,360 Speaker 10: ball we should do that one day, we should lie 1390 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,920 Speaker 10: to each other on a coke, just. 1391 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,080 Speaker 5: The whole damn thing. I just want to be all 1392 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:30,719 Speaker 5: mind being believable. Yeah, be my whole gold in life anyway, man, Lord, 1393 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:34,559 Speaker 5: thank you Jesus. I find to say this and she 1394 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,519 Speaker 5: fin to believe it. 1395 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:38,720 Speaker 9: Yes, she's the light in you too. 1396 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,400 Speaker 5: I don't give a damn I've been lied to you before. 1397 01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:46,040 Speaker 5: I can handle it, y'all. One can't handle. I want 1398 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:47,720 Speaker 5: the truth. I want to know the truth now. I 1399 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:48,960 Speaker 5: want what sound good? 1400 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,000 Speaker 1: I love you. I love you too, Thank you, baby, 1401 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,400 Speaker 1: seeing you tomorrow. Okay, can't wait. 1402 01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:59,200 Speaker 5: Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie, ain't no problem 1403 01:14:59,320 --> 01:14:59,800 Speaker 5: lie to me? 1404 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,160 Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh my god. 1405 01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,920 Speaker 5: Oh you're the best out of head, Thank you, baby, 1406 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:04,920 Speaker 5: best out of head too? 1407 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:11,920 Speaker 1: Cool? Great line. Yeah, yeah, I love it up. 1408 01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:13,320 Speaker 9: Telling you feel the same way. 1409 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,040 Speaker 16: Absolutely. 1410 01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:15,479 Speaker 10: Let me tell you why, surely because me and is 1411 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,160 Speaker 10: research department ain't good at all. 1412 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,479 Speaker 4: We ain't researching nothing to find out it's the truth. 1413 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,639 Speaker 1: No, it ain't be true. 1414 01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:27,640 Speaker 14: I don't care a lot now, okay, all right, Well 1415 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,320 Speaker 14: here's another one. Would you rather never pay for taxes. 1416 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:32,599 Speaker 14: We never pay for gas. 1417 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,439 Speaker 20: Hey, you were gonna say that, Yeah, yeah, I'm about 1418 01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:41,519 Speaker 20: the hell out this gas. Hey, hey, hey, I don't 1419 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,920 Speaker 20: give a damn I of gas is thirty dollars a gallon. 1420 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:53,679 Speaker 20: If I could just get out of a. 1421 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:52,280 Speaker 9: Yeah, all right? Would you rather be a star. 1422 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,240 Speaker 14: Of a small movie or be an extra in a 1423 01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:58,280 Speaker 14: really big movie like Top Gun, Maverick or something? 1424 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,680 Speaker 1: No, damn extra walking, I ain't got no. 1425 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:09,000 Speaker 5: Hey, hey, stop good talk, I'll be a small ass line. 1426 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,680 Speaker 14: You're on the floor. You're part all right, one last one? 1427 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:17,360 Speaker 14: If we have time? Would you rather German chocolate cake 1428 01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:18,599 Speaker 14: or cherry hey? 1429 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:19,479 Speaker 16: Hey? 1430 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,400 Speaker 9: Lord, cherry pie? 1431 01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:22,040 Speaker 14: Hey? 1432 01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:25,160 Speaker 1: Because you know why? Because it's hard to find a 1433 01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:26,360 Speaker 1: good cheery path. 1434 01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:28,800 Speaker 15: Oh, because I know that's what you make. 1435 01:16:29,479 --> 01:16:32,720 Speaker 5: Anybody's sliding my DMS a while? 1436 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:35,000 Speaker 3: Are you saying? All right? 1437 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:36,479 Speaker 13: All right? 1438 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:38,840 Speaker 9: That's today's round? Would you rather? Thanks? 1439 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:39,120 Speaker 13: Guys? 1440 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,679 Speaker 9: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our. 1441 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:44,200 Speaker 14: Last break of the day and some closing remarks from 1442 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:45,479 Speaker 14: the one and only Steve Harvey. 1443 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,600 Speaker 9: Right after this, you're listening. 1444 01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:49,280 Speaker 15: Harvey Morning Show. 1445 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:54,479 Speaker 14: Steve Harvey, You've brought your fabulous and very insightful, very informal, 1446 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:58,120 Speaker 14: very motivating. Closing remarks back, It's something that you started 1447 01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:00,960 Speaker 14: years ago when you first started the Harvey Morning Show, 1448 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:03,760 Speaker 14: and people have grown to love them and you know 1449 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,800 Speaker 14: to live by them and be inspired by them. 1450 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,800 Speaker 9: So what do you have for us yesterday? 1451 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:11,320 Speaker 5: A real good piece of motivation that makes your quest 1452 01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:16,160 Speaker 5: to become successful a little bit simpler. You know, oftentimes 1453 01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:20,360 Speaker 5: people are stuck in a rut because they can't think, 1454 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:24,559 Speaker 5: they're way clear to see the end result. What I 1455 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:29,240 Speaker 5: mean by is, some people make such lofty goals and 1456 01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,680 Speaker 5: then they sit there without a plan of attack to 1457 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:36,720 Speaker 5: achieve that lofty goal, until they've created a goal that 1458 01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:40,760 Speaker 5: seems so daunting that they don't even start the process 1459 01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:44,600 Speaker 5: of a trying to accomplish it. For example, And this 1460 01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:47,000 Speaker 5: doesn't have to be the case. I'm just using this 1461 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,599 Speaker 5: as an example. Let's say you want to be a 1462 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:52,600 Speaker 5: millionaire and you say, wow, I want to make a 1463 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:56,080 Speaker 5: million dollars, and then you start thinking of how to 1464 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:59,920 Speaker 5: make the million dollars, and because you can't, it becomes 1465 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:04,120 Speaker 5: so daunting. Making a million dollars is difficult. If it 1466 01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:07,200 Speaker 5: were easy, wouldn't you do it? By Friday? 1467 01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:08,519 Speaker 1: Wouldn't you. 1468 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:12,560 Speaker 5: Of course you would, but it's a little more difficult 1469 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:15,800 Speaker 5: than that. So here's what I had to learn in 1470 01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:20,360 Speaker 5: my life. Everybody listening to this was born with a 1471 01:18:20,439 --> 01:18:24,439 Speaker 5: gift is inside of you. Because God is very fair. 1472 01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:27,000 Speaker 5: He didn't put it on a mountaintop, he didn't hide 1473 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,799 Speaker 5: it under a rock. It's in you, and your gift 1474 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,840 Speaker 5: is the thing that you do the absolute best with 1475 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:37,080 Speaker 5: the least amount of effort. In that lies your greatest 1476 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:41,200 Speaker 5: chance for success. There's a scripture that says your gift 1477 01:18:41,479 --> 01:18:44,760 Speaker 5: will make room for you and put you in the 1478 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:48,200 Speaker 5: presence of great men. Let's just look at the first 1479 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:51,280 Speaker 5: part of that, your gift will make room for you. 1480 01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,360 Speaker 5: My interpretation of that has meant what my gift has 1481 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:58,560 Speaker 5: done for me. It has allowed me to spread out, 1482 01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:01,040 Speaker 5: It has taken me places I never dreamed i'd go. 1483 01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,080 Speaker 1: Your gift will do the same thing for you. 1484 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:08,200 Speaker 5: So now let's just talk about your ability to get 1485 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:12,360 Speaker 5: to the million. I think it's what your gift because 1486 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:15,080 Speaker 5: if that's that He gave you and instilled it you 1487 01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:17,080 Speaker 5: at birth, was to make room for you. 1488 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,960 Speaker 1: Here's your chance. Now how do I do that? Steve? 1489 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,599 Speaker 5: I call it to maximize your effort by ten theory. 1490 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,400 Speaker 5: It's just something I came up with driving when I 1491 01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:28,720 Speaker 5: was homeless and coming up with how to make it, 1492 01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:32,479 Speaker 5: and I discovered something. All of you have something that 1493 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:35,439 Speaker 5: some would pay you ten dollars to do. Some of 1494 01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:39,959 Speaker 5: you paint, some of you teach, some of you babysit tutors. 1495 01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,400 Speaker 5: Some of you work with your hands. Some of you 1496 01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:47,519 Speaker 5: can sing, some of you can choreograph. Some of you 1497 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:52,440 Speaker 5: it's so many things. Cut grass, I mean, play the pianos. 1498 01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:55,400 Speaker 5: Some of you do something. Some of y'all work on cars, 1499 01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:58,240 Speaker 5: some of y'all drive. But all of you have something 1500 01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,880 Speaker 5: that you will do that someone will give you ten 1501 01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:04,599 Speaker 5: dollars to do. All of you have something that someone 1502 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,360 Speaker 5: will pay you ten dollars to because you do something 1503 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:10,639 Speaker 5: that someone else can't do. So now all you gotta 1504 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,360 Speaker 5: do instead of trying to figure out how to make 1505 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,800 Speaker 5: a million dollars is go make the ten dollars that 1506 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:17,280 Speaker 5: you're able to make. Once you make that ten dollars, 1507 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,240 Speaker 5: I want you to do it ten more times. When 1508 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:20,720 Speaker 5: you do it ten more times, you now have one 1509 01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:23,479 Speaker 5: hundred dollars. Once you have one hundred dollars, it's very 1510 01:20:23,479 --> 01:20:25,640 Speaker 5: simple do the same thing you did to make thee 1511 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:30,679 Speaker 5: hundred dollars ten more times, you now have one thousand dollars. See, 1512 01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:32,839 Speaker 5: you don't have to keep thinking of something else to do. 1513 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:34,800 Speaker 5: Just keep doing the same thing that you've been doing. 1514 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,679 Speaker 1: Just do it. Multiply the effort. 1515 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:40,799 Speaker 5: It's the effort that maximizes and brings about the fruition 1516 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,240 Speaker 5: of what your life can be. So, if you make 1517 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,479 Speaker 5: a thousand dollars and you do that ten more times, 1518 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,960 Speaker 5: I have news for you. Now have ten thousand dollars. 1519 01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:51,599 Speaker 1: Now. Now, in order. 1520 01:20:51,439 --> 01:20:53,000 Speaker 5: To make one hundred thousand, you might need a little 1521 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,519 Speaker 5: bit of help. You might need to hire somebody and 1522 01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:56,479 Speaker 5: help you do the thing that you do. But if 1523 01:20:56,479 --> 01:20:58,880 Speaker 5: you make ten thousand dollars and you do what you 1524 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:01,080 Speaker 5: did to make ten thousand dollars, which is the same 1525 01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:03,160 Speaker 5: thing you did to make ten dollars, if you do 1526 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:06,879 Speaker 5: it ten more times, you now have one hundred thousand dollars. 1527 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,559 Speaker 5: Now listen to me, my friends. Once you have one 1528 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,400 Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars, I can assure you you are going 1529 01:21:12,439 --> 01:21:15,840 Speaker 5: to need help because in order to maximize one hundred 1530 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:18,360 Speaker 5: thousand dollars, you have to have some like minded people 1531 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:21,960 Speaker 5: around you. Nobody gets to the top alone. Nobody becomes 1532 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:26,519 Speaker 5: successful and wealthy by themselves. They form partnerships, relationships, they 1533 01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:29,719 Speaker 5: get employees. But once you make one hundred thousand dollars 1534 01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,880 Speaker 5: doing the same thing you did to make ten dollars, 1535 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:36,200 Speaker 5: if you do it ten more times, I have news 1536 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:39,240 Speaker 5: for you, my friends. Congratulations, you have just made one 1537 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:42,760 Speaker 5: million dollars with a ten dollar idea. Stop trying to 1538 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,920 Speaker 5: figure out how to make the million. What all you 1539 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:47,040 Speaker 5: got to do is take your ten dollar gift that 1540 01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:49,880 Speaker 5: God has put in you. It's a million dollar gift 1541 01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:52,479 Speaker 5: that you have. You just haven't broken it down inch 1542 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:56,240 Speaker 5: by inch. Anything's a cinch. And maximize the efforts. That's 1543 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:59,040 Speaker 5: how you become successful. These jokes that pay me what 1544 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:01,439 Speaker 5: I make now, it's the same jokes that paid me 1545 01:22:01,479 --> 01:22:04,679 Speaker 5: twenty five dollars a night. They the same jokes. It's 1546 01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:10,400 Speaker 5: all English. This is not in another language. I don't 1547 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:14,240 Speaker 5: know no more words now than I knew then. I've 1548 01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:17,880 Speaker 5: taken these twenty five dollar jokes and I maximize them 1549 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,720 Speaker 5: over and over and over and over and over and 1550 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:25,320 Speaker 5: over and over. It's the same jokes I was telling 1551 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:31,400 Speaker 5: babysitters who charged fifty dollars to watch kids. Babysitters end 1552 01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:36,560 Speaker 5: up opening up daycare centers. Daycare centers turned into franchises, 1553 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:39,560 Speaker 5: crim De La crim Monossory schools. 1554 01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:44,880 Speaker 1: These are national franchises. Somebody was just babysitting. 1555 01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:49,600 Speaker 5: My partner used to cut grass fus three dollars in 1556 01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:51,080 Speaker 5: the front, three dollars in the back. 1557 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:52,400 Speaker 13: He got a. 1558 01:22:52,439 --> 01:22:54,760 Speaker 1: Landscape and come here Cleveland. He made four million dollars 1559 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:56,320 Speaker 1: a year. You know what they do. 1560 01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:59,839 Speaker 5: He cut grass, same six dollar grass cutting he been doing. 1561 01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,040 Speaker 1: You check out some trucks. 1562 01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:04,960 Speaker 5: Now, what is it that you do that somebody will 1563 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,519 Speaker 5: pay you ten dollars that you could maximize your effort 1564 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:10,400 Speaker 5: for and turn it into your million. Trying to figure 1565 01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:12,880 Speaker 5: out how to make a million. Take your ten dollars 1566 01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:16,599 Speaker 5: skills set and start hammering it and beating it and 1567 01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:20,800 Speaker 5: working it and grinding and hustling and multiplying and magnifying it, 1568 01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:23,680 Speaker 5: and you'll make a million dollars. That's my clothing remarks. 1569 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:25,280 Speaker 5: Thank y'all very much. 1570 01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:30,040 Speaker 15: Thanks, Look all right now talk boy. Yeah,