1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:07,244 Speaker 1: Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership 2 00:00:07,244 --> 00:00:24,364 Speaker 1: with iHeartRadio. 3 00:00:24,764 --> 00:00:28,844 Speaker 2: The needles are jumping, They're all over the map, and 4 00:00:28,884 --> 00:00:31,924 Speaker 2: why because it's Week one in the NFL season. Week 5 00:00:31,964 --> 00:00:33,924 Speaker 2: one is a lot of things. It's fun, it's exciting, 6 00:00:33,964 --> 00:00:37,644 Speaker 2: it's fresh, but it is totally dishonest. Week one is 7 00:00:37,684 --> 00:00:40,484 Speaker 2: a pathological liar each year, every year. 8 00:00:40,524 --> 00:00:41,524 Speaker 3: What do I mean by that? 9 00:00:42,404 --> 00:00:44,004 Speaker 2: You're going to see a lot of things this week 10 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,644 Speaker 2: and you saw some things last night that are not 11 00:00:46,844 --> 00:00:49,924 Speaker 2: going to amount to anything for the rest of the year, good. 12 00:00:49,724 --> 00:00:52,444 Speaker 3: Bad or otherwise. Are you a fan of the Rollins 13 00:00:52,524 --> 00:00:54,004 Speaker 3: band Henry Rollins. 14 00:00:54,444 --> 00:00:56,884 Speaker 2: Jamie listens to him every time before the show, right 15 00:00:56,924 --> 00:01:00,404 Speaker 2: before the show starts. That's Henry Rollins screaming because I'm 16 00:01:00,524 --> 00:01:03,364 Speaker 2: a liar, and that might as well be what Week 17 00:01:03,404 --> 00:01:06,444 Speaker 2: one says. Week one is the Henry Rollins of weeks. 18 00:01:06,804 --> 00:01:09,244 Speaker 2: You see very good things often in Week one from 19 00:01:09,244 --> 00:01:12,244 Speaker 2: teams that go on to be miserable. 20 00:01:11,764 --> 00:01:12,564 Speaker 3: For the rest of the year. 21 00:01:12,844 --> 00:01:16,324 Speaker 2: You see horrible Week ones from teams that not only 22 00:01:16,364 --> 00:01:18,924 Speaker 2: have good years, they go on to win the Super Bowl. 23 00:01:19,044 --> 00:01:21,084 Speaker 2: So as we go into Week one, I want you 24 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:22,684 Speaker 2: to think about that. I want you to think about 25 00:01:22,684 --> 00:01:24,764 Speaker 2: Henry Rollins, and I want you to think about the 26 00:01:24,804 --> 00:01:27,324 Speaker 2: evidence we are about to submit to you that Week 27 00:01:27,364 --> 00:01:31,804 Speaker 2: one lies through its bleeping teeth. We're going to start 28 00:01:31,844 --> 00:01:36,524 Speaker 2: thirty years ago, nineteen ninety five, Green Bay Packers, Brett Farr. 29 00:01:36,644 --> 00:01:38,564 Speaker 2: They lose at home to Lambeau. The Packers did not 30 00:01:38,604 --> 00:01:42,364 Speaker 2: lose in Lambeau much. FARV throws three interceptions. They lose 31 00:01:42,404 --> 00:01:46,604 Speaker 2: to the Rams. It's a seventeen fourteen dud. FARV does nothing. 32 00:01:46,684 --> 00:01:49,004 Speaker 2: It's bad far of It's horrible, terrible season. 33 00:01:49,084 --> 00:01:52,964 Speaker 3: Right, FARV won the MVP. FRV won the MVP, In fact, 34 00:01:53,044 --> 00:01:54,684 Speaker 3: he won his first of three in a row. 35 00:01:55,284 --> 00:01:59,204 Speaker 2: And this miserable, ugly and sloppy Packers team goes to 36 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:02,124 Speaker 2: the NFC title Game, in which FARV was again magnificent, 37 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,084 Speaker 2: and they only lost because Emmett and Irvin. 38 00:02:03,804 --> 00:02:09,284 Speaker 3: Scored five touchdowns combined. Five Packers. Week one liar. Next, 39 00:02:10,084 --> 00:02:12,804 Speaker 3: two thousand three Patriots. We have to do this, Yeah. 40 00:02:12,884 --> 00:02:15,204 Speaker 2: The two thousand and three Patriots started their season losing 41 00:02:15,364 --> 00:02:17,964 Speaker 2: thirty one nothing to the Buffalo Bills. And there's big 42 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:22,164 Speaker 2: Sam Adams picking off Tom Brady. Tom Brady four interceptions 43 00:02:22,164 --> 00:02:25,004 Speaker 2: on this day to the Bills. Now, the backstory is 44 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:27,604 Speaker 2: that they traded Lawyer malloy the safety right before the 45 00:02:27,644 --> 00:02:30,404 Speaker 2: season started, and there was an ESPN report that the 46 00:02:30,444 --> 00:02:34,604 Speaker 2: Patriots players quote hated Bill Belichick and it was absolute fury, 47 00:02:35,084 --> 00:02:38,604 Speaker 2: terrible start to the season. The Patriots won the Super Bowl. 48 00:02:39,524 --> 00:02:43,004 Speaker 2: The Patriots won the Super Bowl. Tom Brady makes magic. 49 00:02:43,084 --> 00:02:46,004 Speaker 2: They come back, they beat the Panthers in a spirited game. 50 00:02:46,364 --> 00:02:47,564 Speaker 3: And it's just you. 51 00:02:47,644 --> 00:02:50,524 Speaker 2: No one cared that four months ago they lost to 52 00:02:50,564 --> 00:02:52,484 Speaker 2: the Bills and lawyer molloy was an After that. They 53 00:02:52,564 --> 00:02:54,444 Speaker 2: came back to wax the Bills next time they played them. 54 00:02:54,484 --> 00:02:56,804 Speaker 3: Which Super Bowl was that in that early two thousands? 55 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,604 Speaker 3: The second one? Second one? This is the second one 56 00:03:00,564 --> 00:03:04,684 Speaker 3: Super Bowl? Hangover that game? Yeah, back that was everywhere, Jamie. 57 00:03:04,724 --> 00:03:07,084 Speaker 2: Yes, you could go on AOL FanHouse and read all 58 00:03:07,084 --> 00:03:11,404 Speaker 2: about it. The nineteen ninety five Patriots, or rather to 59 00:03:11,564 --> 00:03:15,204 Speaker 2: three Patriots. Liar, let's advance way up in time. Do 60 00:03:15,204 --> 00:03:18,244 Speaker 2: you remember the twenty twelve Colts. I definitely do. 61 00:03:18,644 --> 00:03:20,884 Speaker 3: This is Andrew Luck. Colts, fresh face Andrew Luck. 62 00:03:21,044 --> 00:03:23,764 Speaker 2: They go to Soldier Field and they get stopped by 63 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:27,204 Speaker 2: twenty points. The Bears put up forty one on them 64 00:03:27,404 --> 00:03:31,524 Speaker 2: Andrew Luck three interceptions on the day they guess what 65 00:03:31,884 --> 00:03:35,484 Speaker 2: the season's over. Reggie Wayne can't do anything. The Colts 66 00:03:35,524 --> 00:03:38,844 Speaker 2: made the playoffs. They were eleven and five. Andrew Luck 67 00:03:38,964 --> 00:03:41,164 Speaker 2: was a pro bowler. He was runner up in a 68 00:03:41,284 --> 00:03:43,444 Speaker 2: spirited race for art for Rookie of the Year to 69 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,364 Speaker 2: Robert Griffin the third, who was a sensation. 70 00:03:46,084 --> 00:03:48,244 Speaker 3: They won two games the year before and won eleven 71 00:03:48,244 --> 00:03:48,804 Speaker 3: games this year. 72 00:03:48,804 --> 00:03:50,524 Speaker 2: Who cares that they lost to the Bears week one 73 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,484 Speaker 2: and give up forty one points? 74 00:03:51,524 --> 00:03:54,644 Speaker 3: He what liar t Y Hilton always balls out now here? 75 00:03:55,244 --> 00:03:56,924 Speaker 2: Yeah, let me if you mind, if they don't mind, 76 00:03:56,924 --> 00:03:58,404 Speaker 2: in the directors with let me as they say on 77 00:03:58,444 --> 00:03:59,764 Speaker 2: the team come back on camera. 78 00:03:59,884 --> 00:04:02,524 Speaker 3: Okay, because you think you have the segment figured out. 79 00:04:02,644 --> 00:04:05,804 Speaker 2: You think you're like, all right, really crappy debuts and 80 00:04:05,804 --> 00:04:08,444 Speaker 2: then they turn into an awesome season. There's a flip 81 00:04:08,484 --> 00:04:11,684 Speaker 2: side to that. Oh no, and it's not good. Some 82 00:04:11,924 --> 00:04:15,564 Speaker 2: team this weekend in Week one is gonna look great 83 00:04:16,044 --> 00:04:19,124 Speaker 2: and you're gonna say we got a team team's gonna 84 00:04:19,124 --> 00:04:20,004 Speaker 2: win two games all year. 85 00:04:20,204 --> 00:04:20,964 Speaker 3: I've seen it. 86 00:04:21,364 --> 00:04:24,484 Speaker 2: I know it because that sometimes Week one lies about 87 00:04:24,484 --> 00:04:27,284 Speaker 2: the teams that are good, and they aren't good. Do 88 00:04:27,284 --> 00:04:29,204 Speaker 2: you want to go back to twenty fourteen, because I 89 00:04:29,244 --> 00:04:32,324 Speaker 2: do not. Really, I'm talking, well, we're going was a boneweight. 90 00:04:32,524 --> 00:04:37,404 Speaker 2: The twenty fourteen Titans featured Jake Locker once looked at 91 00:04:37,404 --> 00:04:38,684 Speaker 2: as a generational prospect. 92 00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:40,324 Speaker 3: I know that's a loaded phrase. These days. 93 00:04:40,884 --> 00:04:42,924 Speaker 2: They go and they beat the Chiefs at Arrowhead, and 94 00:04:42,964 --> 00:04:45,284 Speaker 2: they beat the Alex Smith Chiefs. Twenty six to ten 95 00:04:45,844 --> 00:04:49,444 Speaker 2: is a beatdown. It was not a competitive game. The 96 00:04:49,484 --> 00:04:52,044 Speaker 2: ap reports is the Titans were implementing a new offensive 97 00:04:52,044 --> 00:04:55,084 Speaker 2: system under Ken Wizenhunt, and they looked fantastics and they're 98 00:04:55,124 --> 00:04:58,044 Speaker 2: just rolling. And Alex Smith, the spirited guy that you 99 00:04:58,084 --> 00:05:03,164 Speaker 2: can't do anything. Well, my friends, I can tell you 100 00:05:03,204 --> 00:05:06,924 Speaker 2: that Titans would win one more game all year, one 101 00:05:07,644 --> 00:05:08,724 Speaker 2: more game. 102 00:05:08,804 --> 00:05:10,644 Speaker 3: That's a two win team. 103 00:05:11,364 --> 00:05:13,684 Speaker 2: We went to Airhead, we took down here at two 104 00:05:13,804 --> 00:05:18,964 Speaker 2: and fourteen. Miserable season, awful season because Week one was what. 105 00:05:20,804 --> 00:05:22,684 Speaker 4: I always think about, how embarrassing that is. Then for 106 00:05:22,804 --> 00:05:24,964 Speaker 4: the Chiefs who had lost to a two win who. 107 00:05:24,884 --> 00:05:26,764 Speaker 2: Looked to the Titans, but then just tell them it's 108 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:29,444 Speaker 2: week one. People, look the week one is full of bs. 109 00:05:29,844 --> 00:05:32,364 Speaker 2: Let's go to twenty eighteen. This is getting more modern. 110 00:05:32,364 --> 00:05:34,884 Speaker 2: Now this is the debut of that man. 111 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:40,124 Speaker 3: Wow, Sam Donald USC hot shot quarterback. Cool. They going 112 00:05:40,164 --> 00:05:40,844 Speaker 3: to Detroit. 113 00:05:40,964 --> 00:05:44,604 Speaker 2: Oh baby, they've put forty eight points on the pre 114 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,444 Speaker 2: Dan Campbell Detroit Lions. 115 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:49,844 Speaker 3: Sam Donold's on the New York Post. We got a hero. 116 00:05:50,324 --> 00:05:53,404 Speaker 2: He's gonna take us to the super Bowl's Broadway. Sam 117 00:05:53,684 --> 00:05:56,764 Speaker 2: Sam throw two touchdowns, one hundred and sixteen passer rating. 118 00:05:57,084 --> 00:05:58,684 Speaker 3: Matthew Stafford was picked. 119 00:05:58,444 --> 00:06:01,324 Speaker 2: Off four times touch Judson. 120 00:06:04,444 --> 00:06:08,004 Speaker 3: Guys. Jets finished four and twelve, and Todd Bowles was fired. 121 00:06:08,084 --> 00:06:09,924 Speaker 3: Oh that's week one. 122 00:06:10,444 --> 00:06:12,964 Speaker 4: It's not nice, but I'm glad that everyone's doing better 123 00:06:13,004 --> 00:06:15,044 Speaker 4: since then. Todd Bowles with the Bucks, Sam Donald with 124 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:15,764 Speaker 4: the Seahawks. 125 00:06:15,764 --> 00:06:16,324 Speaker 3: That's jamis. 126 00:06:16,404 --> 00:06:18,644 Speaker 5: So you're saying that Sam Donald was on the back 127 00:06:18,684 --> 00:06:19,844 Speaker 5: of the New York Post. 128 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:22,124 Speaker 2: As a hero, as a he might have even been 129 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:25,324 Speaker 2: in the front, might have even been already. But listen, 130 00:06:25,444 --> 00:06:27,644 Speaker 2: there was this past that were I remember that being 131 00:06:27,684 --> 00:06:28,164 Speaker 2: picked off. 132 00:06:28,284 --> 00:06:30,484 Speaker 1: So the Jets is a terrible season. 133 00:06:30,844 --> 00:06:31,084 Speaker 3: I went. 134 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,884 Speaker 2: I went to the Jets facility at the end of 135 00:06:32,884 --> 00:06:35,364 Speaker 2: that season, do like a special vignette. 136 00:06:35,724 --> 00:06:38,204 Speaker 3: I was there on the day Todd Bowles was fired. 137 00:06:38,284 --> 00:06:39,964 Speaker 2: He walked past me in the hallway to go to 138 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,884 Speaker 2: the press conference, and he just looked his ashen, just 139 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:44,204 Speaker 2: looked like a shell of himself. 140 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,884 Speaker 3: It's a rough, rough season. 141 00:06:45,884 --> 00:06:48,284 Speaker 4: Why do you always find yourselvan streets where people are 142 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:49,324 Speaker 4: walking past season? 143 00:06:49,444 --> 00:06:51,924 Speaker 3: Last night, Jalen Carter shell itself. 144 00:06:52,684 --> 00:06:54,044 Speaker 2: I know, I don't know what it is, all right, 145 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,044 Speaker 2: So Jets Week one, big time liar. But then in 146 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,844 Speaker 2: a first ballot Hall of Fame entry to the Week 147 00:06:59,844 --> 00:07:01,484 Speaker 2: one of the liar club, I gave you the twenty 148 00:07:01,564 --> 00:07:04,884 Speaker 2: twenty four Saints, last year's Saints, also known as the 149 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,804 Speaker 2: Week one greatest show on turf? Do you remember what 150 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:11,524 Speaker 2: the Saints did? Forty seven points. 151 00:07:11,444 --> 00:07:15,084 Speaker 3: From Derek Carr. You'll never forget the Derek Carr Saints era. 152 00:07:15,444 --> 00:07:18,604 Speaker 3: This was a record, a record, a record for. 153 00:07:18,684 --> 00:07:22,204 Speaker 2: The largest Week one win by any team that what 154 00:07:22,924 --> 00:07:25,604 Speaker 2: went on to lose twelve games? That's what, guys, it was. 155 00:07:26,044 --> 00:07:26,524 Speaker 2: Guess what. 156 00:07:26,644 --> 00:07:28,924 Speaker 3: The Saints also beat the Cowboys the next week? Who 157 00:07:29,004 --> 00:07:29,404 Speaker 3: was a liar? 158 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:35,964 Speaker 2: And you kept telling us, guys, Bilchi, it's probably Strager 159 00:07:36,004 --> 00:07:38,684 Speaker 2: was coming out of his chair about something special. They 160 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:41,724 Speaker 2: beat the Panthers Week one, don't we don't judge until 161 00:07:41,724 --> 00:07:44,204 Speaker 2: Week two. But I have to tell you the Saints 162 00:07:44,204 --> 00:07:46,644 Speaker 2: season utterly fell apart after Week two. 163 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,804 Speaker 3: They lost seven in a row, and. 164 00:07:48,764 --> 00:07:52,244 Speaker 2: After scoring forty plus the first two weeks, they only 165 00:07:52,284 --> 00:07:56,444 Speaker 2: averaged fourteen points the next seven weeks. Oh all right, 166 00:07:56,604 --> 00:07:59,244 Speaker 2: So bring me back my Henry Rollins with the anger 167 00:07:59,324 --> 00:08:02,324 Speaker 2: and the muscles and the tattoo, because he was screaming 168 00:08:02,404 --> 00:08:05,644 Speaker 2: at this back when the pack was carved lost to 169 00:08:05,684 --> 00:08:07,924 Speaker 2: the Rams, back then, back then at Lambeau. 170 00:08:08,484 --> 00:08:11,844 Speaker 3: Because I'm a liar. That is the physical manifestation of 171 00:08:11,844 --> 00:08:16,764 Speaker 3: Week one. Gripped, angry, tat it up. Why is though? 172 00:08:16,884 --> 00:08:21,724 Speaker 2: So my takeaway is this, if your team sucks this weekend, 173 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:22,764 Speaker 2: don't panic. 174 00:08:22,964 --> 00:08:24,924 Speaker 3: It's gonna be all right. I'm not It's not definitely 175 00:08:24,924 --> 00:08:26,804 Speaker 3: gonna be all right, but all is not lost. Week 176 00:08:26,844 --> 00:08:30,284 Speaker 3: one is a liar, However, am I? Friends? If your 177 00:08:30,364 --> 00:08:31,604 Speaker 3: team is really. 178 00:08:31,284 --> 00:08:36,604 Speaker 2: Good this weekend, easy easy, easy, don't start buying things 179 00:08:36,604 --> 00:08:39,284 Speaker 2: you can't afford and making all kinds of nonsense on online. 180 00:08:39,564 --> 00:08:42,964 Speaker 2: Pump the brakes because a year ago the Saints were 181 00:08:43,004 --> 00:08:44,924 Speaker 2: gonna play in the super Bowl and then they didn't 182 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:49,484 Speaker 2: do anything. Trust me, on this week one is a what? 183 00:08:52,084 --> 00:08:52,444 Speaker 3: Week what? 184 00:08:52,604 --> 00:08:55,724 Speaker 5: And maybe Week two because to that Saints game, they 185 00:08:55,724 --> 00:08:58,884 Speaker 5: scored ninety one points is the second most they ever 186 00:08:58,924 --> 00:09:01,724 Speaker 5: scored in franchise history. And I remember in our fantasy 187 00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:05,604 Speaker 5: football league, guys are going bizarve cover Alvin Kamara and 188 00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:06,964 Speaker 5: then I know, yeah. 189 00:09:06,844 --> 00:09:07,804 Speaker 3: It went on. Yeah, Kyle. 190 00:09:07,884 --> 00:09:09,604 Speaker 4: You know when you make references of bands that I 191 00:09:09,604 --> 00:09:11,844 Speaker 4: don't know, I immediately like to go on Wikipedia and 192 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,884 Speaker 4: make sure you understand a critic one's called the Rollins 193 00:09:14,884 --> 00:09:19,684 Speaker 4: Band and describe the singer Henry Rollins as he shouts angry, 194 00:09:19,804 --> 00:09:24,404 Speaker 4: biting self examinations and accusations over the grind. So don't 195 00:09:24,444 --> 00:09:26,844 Speaker 4: do that about your team in Week one. Okay, don't 196 00:09:26,924 --> 00:09:30,404 Speaker 4: don't get angry, don't do biting, self accusations and self 197 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,244 Speaker 4: biting examinations, accusations over the grind. 198 00:09:32,244 --> 00:09:32,604 Speaker 3: Don't do it. 199 00:09:32,644 --> 00:09:35,564 Speaker 2: Okay, just just hold hold, We'll get Henry Roninds on 200 00:09:35,564 --> 00:09:37,324 Speaker 2: the show. He'll come in the New York studio probably 201 00:09:37,404 --> 00:09:38,684 Speaker 2: is probably there, huge. 202 00:09:38,484 --> 00:09:39,204 Speaker 3: Respect for him. 203 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:42,004 Speaker 2: I love them, A big time movie actor too, but 204 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,324 Speaker 2: also his finding his voice in the NFL in the 205 00:09:44,364 --> 00:09:47,404 Speaker 2: form of Week one being live. I hope so pull 206 00:09:47,404 --> 00:09:49,924 Speaker 2: out there and I hope here there yet. 207 00:09:50,004 --> 00:09:50,364 Speaker 3: I hope. 208 00:09:50,404 --> 00:09:54,044 Speaker 1: So it's up, Janda, do defensive blot of your one episols. 209 00:09:54,324 --> 00:09:56,164 Speaker 3: You know what, matt Ty you vetter home, I hope 210 00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:57,644 Speaker 3: that's a big line. That's a whopper. 211 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,964 Speaker 1: Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership 212 00:10:03,004 --> 00:10:08,124 Speaker 1: with iHeartRadio. For more iHeartRadio pods, go to the iHeartRadio app, 213 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:11,524 Speaker 1: go to Apple, go anywhere you like, it'll be there.