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Speaker 1: I feel like, for me, what's messy is I don't

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Speaker 2: But cooking is like, what that's mess having to cook

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Speaker 1: It's not a one two three because it's not just cooking.

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Speaker 1: It's grocery shopping. Then it's meal prepping yep. Then it's cooking.

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Speaker 1: Then you gotta do.

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Speaker 3: The post cooking, you know, dish and wipe the stove down.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot.

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Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is that sometimes you cook and

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Speaker 2: you be doing all the steps, You're taking a little

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Speaker 1: I'm good that's mess.

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Speaker 2: I've been I've been smelling all the aromas and whatnot,

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Speaker 2: and that filled me up.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I just need to smell the food. That's it.

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Speaker 2: Hm, that pot roast that really did it for me.

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Speaker 2: I will say, I went to Vegas and that's mess.

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Speaker 2: It is mess because I just don't understand what's people's

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Speaker 2: obsession with it. Like you're you're losing money when you

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Speaker 2: want to feel like you're spending money, but money's not

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Speaker 1: Time you go out, your card at least three hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars at least, because you're getting food, you're doing an activity,

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Speaker 1: you are getting in an uber, you are talking to somebody.

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Speaker 1: All of that is money. Somebody tell me you were

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Speaker 1: every time you were in Vegas, every time you went

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Speaker 1: outside in Vegas, you spent three hundred dollars. Well, no,

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Speaker 3: I've been in Vegas several times. I don't think I've

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Speaker 1: That's great, but it felt like collectively three hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm still doing a hard seventy five. I'm

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Speaker 2: many days in. I'm a quarter finished or like more

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Speaker 1: I'm yeah, halfway done, and I'm over it. I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to I'm ready to quit, but I can't. What's the positives, like,

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Speaker 1: what's the pluses so far that you've seen or that

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Speaker 1: you that you feel? See these guns, bitch, I dare

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Speaker 1: you to come against me. Girl. I feel strong. I

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Speaker 1: feel stronger. I funny, but why it was hilarious. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: something and that was that was that. Yeah, I definitely

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Speaker 1: feel my arms have gotten better. I'm working on my

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Speaker 1: back slide the hair to the side so the people

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Speaker 1: could see Look, oh look at the bactorial muscle. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to do this clip. I have more endurance.

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Speaker 1: We went, you know, I went hiking. I've been walking.

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Speaker 1: We've been walking a lot, Marie. Let me tell you,

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Speaker 1: I'm s out of us. Sydney used to never walk,

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Speaker 3: It's beautiful. Actually, I am and iron.

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Speaker 1: We walked the Brooklyn Bridge the other night. I know,

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Speaker 2: It's very long, and a lot of people are on

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Speaker 2: But you know what, I will say that the fences

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Speaker 3: They to me, not high enough because I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm this Ramally was like, let me. If I wasn't

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Speaker 1: a germophobe, I would have touched the fence just to

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Speaker 1: this is mess But where does your germophobia? Where does

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Speaker 1: it stem from? I have a mom who's very clean. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and that's just how I was raised. You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? You wash your hands first thing. When you

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Speaker 1: or their own houses after touching subway poles, after touching

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Speaker 1: When I touched something, I can kind of that's so

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Speaker 1: raven see all of the things that have touched it

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Speaker 1: people said here Mariah Carey sat here he did. Yes,

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Speaker 1: But I don't know this kud kind of comes and

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Speaker 2: So you're not that much of a German phoe. But

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Speaker 2: I know that you're not. You're not putting your city

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Speaker 2: slicker jeans on the fucking bed.

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Speaker 1: Oh what, I don't think there's ever been a pair

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Speaker 1: I mean to be even more honest. I'll stripped my

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Speaker 2: Well, and then I've been in your home many of

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Speaker 2: days and nights and you've never stripped but naked for me.

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Speaker 1: So oh, you know. I don't want to entice my

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Speaker 2: First No, somebody, Oh, Zach was like, I could see you,

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Speaker 1: I said, what, I don't see that. I could not.

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Speaker 1: that they don't know enough about the allure. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I have diarya of the mouth.

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Speaker 1: But there's still so much that my girlfriend doesn't know

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Speaker 1: people are over sharing everything that they do. They're sharing

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Speaker 1: where they've been, they're sharing what they think.

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Speaker 2: It's like shait this is what Marie did in Morocco

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Speaker 2: all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's why I.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't want to date a friend is because they know

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Speaker 2: me and I know them, and that's gross. Knowing someone

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Speaker 2: takes away the crush. I no longer am crushing on

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Speaker 2: That's what you think about?

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Speaker 1: Like politics, you didn't vote, Like ugh, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I get that. But there's two two ways of thinking

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Speaker 1: about this, right, Like you know, they say you should

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Speaker 1: date your friends or you should be friends first, not

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Speaker 1: that you should date your friends, but like before you

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Speaker 1: become exclusive or like official with somebody, you should be

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Speaker 1: we have a good rapport, Oh we got good conversation.

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Speaker 1: Oh I do like this person. Hey, shout out to

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Speaker 2: Hey, people need to get these definitions fucking right. What

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Speaker 2: is a friend? What is an associate? What is somebody

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Speaker 2: you are currently into? Those are all different people. Okay,

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Speaker 2: just because you get along with someone and you got

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Speaker 2: good report, that does not make them a fucking friend.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well if I get along with them when we

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Speaker 1: got good report, we're friends.

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Speaker 2: No, and that is that. And just listening to you, Marie,

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Speaker 2: that's a motherfucking lie, because there's so many people that

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Speaker 2: you have good report, you don't consider them your friend

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Speaker 2: for real. You're not calling them, you're not checking up

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Speaker 2: on them. You wouldn't get them a glass of water,

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Speaker 2: I would buy them a drink.

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Speaker 1: Whoa whoa whoa whoa? What would get anybody a glass? What?

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Speaker 1: Anybody a glass of water. Yes, I could do.

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Speaker 3: I'm not carrying a cousin's skeeter of water for them, but.

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Speaker 1: But I'll get you know whatever, girl, girl Murrie, you

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Speaker 2: Chat with a lot of people and you're you're very friendly,

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Speaker 2: and I feel like, because your energy is so spectacular,

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Speaker 2: I think you could get along with anyone. So you

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Speaker 2: do have good rapports with people. But I don't think

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Speaker 2: you would put them in your you know, rolodex as friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's true. So, yeah, sustained. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: that I pleaded my case in the corner rasyed the

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Speaker 1: corner Reasy is a journ Can we talk about this?

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Speaker 1: So I ordered a table. Yes, you never sent me

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Speaker 1: the picture, just so you know.

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Speaker 3: I mean, because it looks a lot like my old table.

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Speaker 1: It's just bigger. It's it's My old table was forty

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Speaker 1: eight inches round. This new table fifty four inches okay round.

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Speaker 1: When I was thinking about that, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I should have just gotten I should have gotten an

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Speaker 1: oval table. Oh let me see. So because it's I'd

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Speaker 1: rather it's long, but it's too wide. I feel let

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Speaker 1: me see. I think I could have sex on that table.

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Speaker 2: Now, that's how big it is and that is hot, okay,

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Speaker 2: or like.

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Speaker 1: On the countertop? Have you done it? I did nice? Nice,

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Speaker 1: not mess. I mean there's really it's not You're not

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Speaker 1: going to really be able to tell because it just

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Speaker 1: looks like my old table.

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Speaker 2: It is way better. This is nice, but other table

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Speaker 2: is giving. This one is like ooh, she went to

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Speaker 2: a bootique. Did she get this imported? This looked flute

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Speaker 2: in honey, Look at the legs.

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Speaker 1: The legs are cute. The legs is nice. This is

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Speaker 1: very good, no baby, but it is big big. I

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Speaker 1: can hold a conference there and we should. We need

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Speaker 1: more meetings on the on the books right now. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: we do the patreons. This is nice, Marie. It feels

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Speaker 3: He just picks up my saying, oh I got it.

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Speaker 1: Of the loose. You don't have it like I throw

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Speaker 1: with my tampons. No, I don't do that loose.

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Speaker 2: Well, sometimes I put it in the suitcase, the actual suitcase,

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Speaker 1: Yes, we got that.

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Speaker 2: From an official expert, and I've been hooked ever since.

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Speaker 2: I don't have my oh baby, when I almost oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm googling dot com. Right, yeah, didn't you leave it

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Speaker 2: Put the vibrator back where you found it on the pillow, No, underneath.

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Speaker 2: Why is my vibrator now on the side of the desk.

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Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? Now? I know you touched it.

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Speaker 1: Now the ViBe's off, but you knew they touched it

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Speaker 2: AnyWho, I'm on Instagram talking about the housekeeping touching my

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Speaker 1: Was like, this is crazy. I can't believe that. M hm.

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Speaker 1: We got you a new vibrator. Oh that one didn't

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Speaker 1: There wasn't so much standard. The London Standard got you

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Speaker 1: and you know I didn't. I'm not always watching it. No,

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Speaker 2: I knew it was touched. Yes, But I don't wash

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Speaker 3: You should be washing it every time.

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Speaker 1: Are you not luping it up? You're not hitting it

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Speaker 2: You just dry hold on not sitting on your litter

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Speaker 2: a minute, Marie. First of all, let me shift my

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Speaker 3: You shifting your clip? You just dry dry using it?

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Speaker 1: Are you spitting on it? No, Marie, Sometimes I just

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Speaker 3: Now, why are you just turning it like to a honey.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it's all the way rubbed up. That's crazy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like, thank you so much. I just

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Speaker 1: I got rug burn on my on my on my joint.

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Speaker 1: She is a she not gonna give, but she need

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Speaker 1: a motherfucking so it's a rat. Wow. Well let's talk

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Speaker 1: about it, please in the comments or in the reviews.

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Speaker 1: Tell us are you using your clp? I mean, are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you using your clip? Is the clip being used?

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Speaker 1: Are you using your clit? Or is your clit using you?

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Speaker 1: How about that? Questions that need answers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, they got me a new vibrator. It

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Speaker 2: wasn't it wasn't as good as the DoD Johnson. Do

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Speaker 2: the DoD Johnson. I stand by that. I would do. Yep,

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Speaker 2: I would do. I would collab with him because that's

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Speaker 2: how satisfying it is. It does exactly.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: I've used it on other people and they said too much.

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Speaker 2: He said, no, no, no, we are they wearing panties, You're

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Speaker 2: wearing boxer briefs. They said, nigga, mind it too much,

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Speaker 2: too much, too much, too much.

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Speaker 1: You're like, damn girl, what what are you going through? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well, because you do it over your jeans or whatever,

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Speaker 2: Like you, it's too much. Never mind, I'll say this

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Speaker 2: for a for a Patreon. Okay, so all my stuff

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Speaker 1: It's under the bus, under the bus. I thought he

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Speaker 1: got everything. He didn't.

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Speaker 2: My door facing body foundation gone gone.

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Speaker 1: Now how much that costs? Like ninety seven dollars gone?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm not. I'm not wearing any foundation.

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Speaker 1: And you don't need it, assume it on those pores. Clear,

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Speaker 1: I do need it. I do need it because you

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Speaker 1: know in this like in the summer, you get darker. Sure?

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Speaker 1: Does this is it? Does your face hit? Does it

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Speaker 1: some hits your face that it hits up my face?

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Speaker 1: But I also wear some block every day on my face.

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Speaker 1: You do you do? You not put some block on

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Speaker 1: summer foundation. Nah, we use it year around around maybe

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Speaker 1: the house. Yeah okay, okay, but in the summer, you're darker,

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Speaker 1: so that's also covering part of the you know, the chance.

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Speaker 1: But that means you got a tandlin, a wig, tandline.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what to do.

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Speaker 2: a big bag because I am indeed going to Turkey.

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Speaker 2: I do not. I do not give a fuck what

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Speaker 2: I'll be giving you know, you know that would make

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Speaker 2: a wish foundation. I will come out with the scarf.

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Speaker 2: You'll be like, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: She ball headed? Yeah? For now? For now, I'm ball headed.

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Speaker 1: But how long does it take to recover from the

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Speaker 1: head scalpling surgery three months. Okay, so you got to

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Speaker 2: But the thing is, is that right you got all

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Speaker 1: February is my birthday, Marie. I can't. I can't wear

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Speaker 1: my sister? Oh? Yeah? Is she getting in the airline? No,

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Speaker 1: she just wants to go to Turkey. Girl. Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: I want to go on a hot, hot air balloon.

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Speaker 2: But then I wanted to do that Brazilian balloon.

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Speaker 1: I'm good on them too. Yeah, but you're still going

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Speaker 1: to receive the gifts. I mean, it's the least he

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Speaker 1: if Marie has dated someone, she is entitled to compensation, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: because I mean the fact that the hard, no, the

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Speaker 3: Like these guys are like scared to talk to me.

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Speaker 1: I said, let me see your hinge and then we

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Speaker 1: and we were like that picture gotta go. We need

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Speaker 1: a full body here. This is too much text. She

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Speaker 1: can't read famously. They cannot read. So we revamped to

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Speaker 1: later the next day. No, no, no, it was that

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Speaker 1: same night. A few hours later I saw her. She

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Speaker 1: had eight new matches and she had gotten a phone number.

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Speaker 1: Was not a business you should I need to be.

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Speaker 3: I'm like Olivia Pope a Hinge, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean or or these people live in places where they're

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Speaker 2: not just they're not really aware, because that feels like

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Speaker 2: such an easy thing to do when you look at

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Speaker 1: Feel like men do their profiles in a way that's

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Speaker 1: kind of like, why would you post that? Who is

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Speaker 1: that for? It's funny, We don't care about that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we need to see what you look like. We need

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Speaker 1: to see your We need to see your body face,

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Speaker 1: body face, body, We need to see what you look

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Speaker 1: like in clothes. We need to see a whisper of

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Speaker 1: what you look like out of clothes. Right, they can't

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Speaker 1: all be selfies, they can't all be far away, and

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Speaker 1: they shouldn't. You shouldn't have no group shots. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say that right there, why is cragging them in this photo?

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00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: This is unnecessary. I need to be focused on one friend.

432
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,439
Speaker 1: Who are you? And you you? Now you got these

433
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: group shots, I'm looking at your hot friend, I'm scrolling

434
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 1: that's not.

435
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 2: Your And then I'm gonna DM you and be like, so,

436
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 2: who's the person on the right that.

437
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: Put me in touch with your colleague? That's who I

438
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 1: would like to chat with, And then the yeah, so

439
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: this is free game that I'm giving y'all if you're

440
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: listening and you're on Hinge or whatever these dating apps,

441
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: and then obviously, like the prompts should be like, you know,

442
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: fun and like not so serious and like, you know,

443
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: if you're somebody who reads a lot and you want

444
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: to write a soliloquy, you don't have to trust and

445
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 1: believe that a lot of people are not gonna read

446
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:04,479
Speaker 1: with you rope. Unfortunately, I'm gonna say that dating apps

447
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: are mess.

448
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 2: We need to shut them down, and we need to

449
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 2: start meeting people in person.

450
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: It's it's a thing. It can happen.

451
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: If this person lives in your city, nine times out

452
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 2: of ten, you probably already passed.

453
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: Them by and you just weren't interested. Okay, then meeting

454
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: people in person or dating people that you meet out

455
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 1: and about, it's not easy if you live in a

456
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 1: city that's not like New York. We're spoiled here.

457
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 3: I come outside, I see something, I like, Hey, I

458
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 3: like your jacket.

459
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: Now I have a boyfriend. Yeah.

460
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:41,959
Speaker 2: Also Marie, you also you, so you are privileged. It's different,

461
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,439
Speaker 2: I guess.

462
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 1: But like now, every once in a while, I'll get

463
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: on an app and a guy will be like, I

464
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 1: love your work. That's a that's a left swipe. I don't.

465
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: I don't know you do you work? I mean it's crazy.

466
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 2: It's actually unattractive when you get recognized.

467
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, not that.

468
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 2: It's like you've seen me do what I do and

469
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 2: now you're into me.

470
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

471
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,360
Speaker 3: That's and if you were really into me, you would

472
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 3: have came up to me after the show.

473
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: Instead, you find me on the app and you're like, hey,

474
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,919
Speaker 1: I think you're really funny. I've seen you at the

475
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: knitting factory, I've seen you at X y Z. I

476
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,199
Speaker 1: gotta say I'm dry. I'm drier than Sydney's vagina with

477
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 1: the with the Duc Johnson. Hey, bitch, that's not true.

478
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 1: It's never dry during those times. It's dry.

479
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 3: Other times, girl, you got your jeans on, it's not dry.

480
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 1: Not wearing jeans and I have anties on.

481
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: I have my savage findy that are very thin, so

482
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 2: it's almost like skin on skin.

483
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 1: Okay, but I'm not putting on dungarees and then using

484
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: my vibrator. Dungarees. Word of the day, word of the pot,

485
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: messy word today, dungarees. Use it in a sentence. You said, dungarees.

486
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: I think dunk rules, and that's where your mind goes.

487
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: You're hungry, that's what that is usually you you know,

488
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 1: Trump tump.

489
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 2: So another thing that is on the docket for me

490
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: is I'm really trying to I'm trying to take in

491
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: this like self help. It's hard to read it and

492
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: and be like, I see where this is supposed to

493
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: help me. But I know too much, or maybe I'm

494
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 2: just too jaded. I'm too jaded.

495
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,719
Speaker 1: You know too much, so you can't read the words.

496
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 2: I'm jaded because let me tell you, there was a

497
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 2: part on here that I was like, oh, please read

498
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 2: a passage some people have paid you on so they

499
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: can follow along. Don't believe Oh I'm reading Chopwood Carrie

500
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 2: Water thanks to Amina Amani's she passed us on It's

501
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 2: the Traveling Sisterhood of books or whatever. Don't believe the myths.

502
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 2: Greatness is far from sexy. It is dirty, hard work,

503
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 2: usually required to be done in the dark when no

504
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: one is watching. While your dreams are so far off

505
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 2: they feel like fairy tales. Dream big, start small, be

506
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: ridiculously faithful.

507
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: Focus on what you can control. M focus on what

508
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 1: you can control. Though it does feel kind of like

509
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: common sense, but I think when you're really in it,

510
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: you're not thinking about what you can control.

511
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 3: You're thinking about what you do what's out.

512
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: Of your control. Yeah, and that's mess. So you just

513
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: kind of started this and you already kind of over it. No,

514
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: I'm not over it.

515
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 2: It's like this book is supposed to be helping me

516
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 2: about falling in love with the process. The problem is

517
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: is that I've been through so many fucking processes, so

518
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 2: many different like eras, I'm I'm I'm beat, I'm ready to.

519
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: Whipe about Like That's where I'm at right now. Sorry?

520
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: What was that sound? And remember when they're when they're

521
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 1: what do you call it?

522
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 2: When you're surfing, surfing, and you are surfing and then

523
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: you get hit with a wave.

524
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: That's a wipe out, wipe out. You never is this

525
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,199
Speaker 1: from a video game? I think it's like a movie

526
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: or it's like as a sound that's been it's I'm

527
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: not wrong. Have you heard of this? But you're not heard? O.

528
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: That's like, what is that? Is that? That's from a cartoon?

529
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 3: Is there a surfing Pixar movie?

530
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: Oh? Whie about? Honestly, that's the new word of the pod.

531
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: Is that? How here we go? Bitch girl? This seems

532
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: like it's from the sixties. Yeah, you saw this on

533
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: a black and white color past. You're like, city, how

534
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: old are you lying about your a? I'm and it's

535
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: I was wrong? Wipe out? Bitch? Why we didn't do

536
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: the solo first? This is so fun? I'm screaming yes.

537
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to learn relearn the like loving

538
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: the process because I'm like when we first started comedy,

539
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: it was so fun and I wasn't thinking about what's next,

540
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: what are we doing? We're just doing it and things

541
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: were happening and it was like boom, okay, great at

542
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: these different things are moving in the places that I

543
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: guess it should be because we're just continuing to do it.

544
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: But now I'm so focused on the yo yo, I'm ready,

545
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: get me there wherever. The step before the finale is

546
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: get me there. You're trying to skip to the end.

547
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: Let's get to the good part. I also think you

548
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: ought to think about it like this. Right when we started,

549
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: we were all around people who also were just starting. Right,

550
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: you can see successful people from afar, but that was

551
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: far away. Now we're at a level where some of

552
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: the people we started with successful as hell. You know,

553
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: they got Netflix specials, they do in theaters, they're booking

554
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: TV whatevers. And it's like, so we are like a

555
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: degree of separation from that, but also a couple of

556
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: degrees of separation from the people who just started. And

557
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: I have to say that a lot of the people

558
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: that we know who are successful complain a lot. So

559
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: it's like we working to get to where they at

560
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: and they're complaining about where they're at. And it's like,

561
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: so when does the let's get to the good part?

562
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: Like when, like when are people just good? I think

563
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: you accomplish things and then all you can think about

564
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: is the rest of the stuff you want to accomplish,

565
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: and it's like, can I just enjoy where I'm at

566
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: or the process of getting there? It seems like it's

567
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: kind of impossible to do that. So, I mean, I

568
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to read a self help

569
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: book because I rolled my eyes the whole time I

570
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: turned the page.

571
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 2: You will, you absolutely will, And I'm trying to I'm

572
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 2: really trying to tap in. And the thing is, like,

573
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 2: I mean, for the new listeners, y'all don't know me.

574
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: You don't know me, y'all gotta go all the way

575
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: back to like to the York Card, like four chapters ago,

576
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

577
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 2: I have genuinely been putting in the work. I'm gonna

578
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 2: put my hands up and say, I've been doing the work.

579
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: Sitting you do, do the work, you do, do the work.

580
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: But it's I'm I'm feeling like, all right, I've been

581
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 2: doing this work and yes, things have like changed, and

582
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, cool, cool, cool, But I don't know, man,

583
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's like I was an alcoholic, you

584
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 2: got it, now I got sober.

585
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: I've been sober. Okay, yeah, yeah, I was straight. Now

586
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm gay. And I went back to get you know,

587
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: and now I'm gay again. It's like, who, I'm tired

588
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: of finding myself. I'm tired, I'm found, I'm lost and

589
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: now I'm found, or just keep me missing. I don't know.

590
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess finding yourself can be mess.

591
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: Finding yourself is mess, is mess, Yeah, because like I

592
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: should already I should already be here, I should already

593
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: know me. But you know what that is? It starts

594
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: at home. People who feel who I feel like, know

595
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: who they are and know what they want to be

596
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: when they grow up. They got good foundations at the house.

597
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: Their parents like encourage them to try things. We didn't

598
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: have encourage us to try things. Parents.

599
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 3: It was like do what you gotta do, and that's it.

600
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: So it's you know what I'm saying, No, I'm here,

601
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm girl, I'm a tear is about to come on

602
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: my eye. So when I see like a twenty year

603
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: old or like a twenty four year old that like

604
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: seems like they got to figure it out, I'm I'm

605
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: kind of annoyed at them. It's like a it's like

606
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: a privilege. It just know who you are that young.

607
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to know.

608
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to know myself that young, because then

609
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 2: if you know yourself, then you can't make the decisions

610
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 2: that are are messy or like silly or things that

611
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: give you character development. So I don't want that. I

612
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 2: just know where I'm at my age all this other shit,

613
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, I should be closer to where.

614
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: Just because you know yourself doesn't mean you won't make mistakes.

615
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: The you in your twenties is different than the you

616
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: and your thirties. Yeah, and the you and your thirties

617
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: is different than you and your all the other agies

618
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: that come after that twenty year old is like, yes,

619
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm going out, I'm spending money, or I'm not gonna

620
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: spend any money tonight. I'm gonna spend somebody else's money.

621
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: Like you can still know who you are and do

622
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: dumb stuff. Actually that's the better. You know what, do

623
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: dumb stuff? Not doing dumb stuff is miss because now

624
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: I regret stuff that I didn't do because I'm like,

625
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: why not, that's the time to do it. Okay, I

626
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: should have done make the list. I should have done more.

627
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 3: I should pat the list more.

628
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: Stays what you haven't done. There was a guy that

629
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: was like really really into me when I was like

630
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: twenty one, twenty two, and I don't know why I

631
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: didn't like him, but but he was like really into

632
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: me in a way that was like, even at that

633
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: young age, I was like, I'm not into this, like

634
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: you doing.

635
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 3: You don't even know me, you haven't even been in me,

636
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 3: and you let you into.

637
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: Me like this. Yes, not into it. And I remember

638
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: he was like going to school to be like a

639
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: massouf's or something, okay, and he was like, yeah, you

640
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: should let me like practice on you sometime, and I

641
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 1: was like no. But now I'm I'm a massage girl.

642
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: You know. I like a massage. I try to go

643
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 1: like once a month to get like a really good massage.

644
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: The person that was really into me, that was trying

645
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 1: to do his massage schooling, I feel like we could

646
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: have had a good time together when I was twenty two.

647
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm saying stuff like that, like dumb stuff like

648
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,439
Speaker 1: that that doesn't matter now, like I could have done

649
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: more of that. Okay, you know, no, I'm not gonna

650
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: say that. Wait tell me, I'm gonna say my friend

651
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: tried to rob a liquor store once and uh hmm,

652
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 1: this is this is is this a Frene friend because

653
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: this is a French friend. Yeah, it doesn't feel like

654
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 1: my friend was like, yeah, we should steal from this

655
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: liquor store and I was like yeah. Then I was

656
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: like no, I'm a sit in the car.

657
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 3: But should have done It could have been a good story.

658
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: No, sis, because then I wouldn't even know you. You'd

659
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: be in jail. Yeah, but how long could you possibly

660
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: put me in jail for for stealing from a liquor store?

661
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: That's true, but it would be on your record. So

662
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: would you be able to travel the way you do? Mmmm?

663
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: Here it is? Yeah, but none of the places I've

664
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: ever been cared if you was a criminal or not.

665
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: I'm from America, so you know this is the land

666
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: of crime? Did you not know? This is crime city?

667
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: So in New Yuck. I can't believe I said I'm

668
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: from America. I never say that. No, I'm from New York.

669
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 2: That's also a mass saying you're American. The mess is

670
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 2: the mess, I will say. This Fourth of July it

671
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 2: was pretty bleak and just a single firecracker. Yeah, the

672
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: firecrackers was like, did y'all get this from Party City?

673
00:35:59,080 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: What's going on?

674
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 2: They would It was not giving I was in Vegas

675
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, Macy's wasn't involved, nobody big.

676
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: They had a show in front of like Caesar's Palace

677
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: or whatever. Sad, sad, all of it was the Bellagio sad,

678
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: like FireWire fireworks.

679
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,240
Speaker 2: It was just it just was like I've seen better

680
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 2: fireworks in Bushwick, right. It just it was giving budget.

681
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 2: It was like, are we proud?

682
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: What's going on? We don't have the money. It just

683
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: seemed like all of the patriotism that's going on is

684
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: only on Cowboy Carter, Like that's the most I'll see

685
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: the American flag being worn in a like oh my,

686
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: and they're not even thinking about America. They're like Beyonce

687
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: red whiten, Beyonce, listen. I like Beyonce. I enjoy the tour.

688
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: I will never put an American flag on my body.

689
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: I'm not no, sorry, no, unfortunately, no. I'll wear red,

690
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: I'll wear white, I'll wear blue. I went I wear red,

691
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: white and blue with the start and no girl. When

692
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: Ice come up with here, I was like, no, no, no,

693
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: she's a mad at god smack Ice with my passport.

694
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,720
Speaker 1: She's America. Let me tell you one thing for certain,

695
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of strength, but when I

696
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: get my strength together, I will be busting heads if

697
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 1: somebody touches you. Listen, Ice, come to get me. I'm

698
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 1: start singing and I'm proud America. So where are you

699
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,399
Speaker 1: gonna send me back to Brooklyn? Yes, where's Ice gonna

700
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: send me? Welcome to Brooklyn.

701
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 2: I just feel like at this point, Ice is so dumb, because.

702
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: They are how dumb are they? They're pulling up to

703
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: any place, like right, like I think last week they

704
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: were in Flatbush. Yeah, they were in a flat bush

705
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, if you think that these Caribbean

706
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 1: people are gonna let you come in and spook them

707
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: like that, it's not happening. They're like, my friend, I

708
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: am from New York, my twind no, like what yeah, no,

709
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: absolutely not.

710
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 2: Somebody had a good joke about like if they come

711
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 2: in with like Jamaicans or whatever, they're like, nah, you must.

712
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: Try my curry. Good. Get them in with the food,

713
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: and they're like flatains, just have a plant Patty's. Yeah,

714
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: giving them all the food. And you can't give in

715
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: for oxtel. Absolutely, yeah, you go in for the immigrants,

716
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: you leave with a plate, yes, instead of like they

717
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: were at home depot. They're popping in at home depots

718
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: all over the country. Go home, ice. They ain't got

719
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: no homes.

720
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 2: That's why they are and that that's really what it is,

721
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 2: These people who I don't want to generalize, but these

722
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 2: police officers generalize, these ice.

723
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 1: Workers, these people who work in government. You hate home,

724
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: you hate being home, so you have these jobs that

725
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: take over your whole fucking life and you're like, oh,

726
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 1: gotta leave my wife, kids up. Can't come to that

727
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: family reunion up, can't can't do this, can't do the

728
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: you know I'm serving I'm certain No, you're serving nothing, sir.

729
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: You're serving toxicity and a bad attitude. But you also

730
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: have to look at who wants to be cops. The

731
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: type of people who go into that. It's usually not

732
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: good people. The people who are like, yeah, I want

733
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: to join the Marines so I could shoot people in

734
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: the like.

735
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 3: It's never good people who trying to do this, you

736
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.

737
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 2: The thing is is that I loved Nintendo sixty four

738
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 2: Double O seven, James Bond, I love that and Marksmanship

739
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 2: baby out of ten. You know, no bars, Never have

740
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 2: I ever been like you know what, I think I

741
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 2: should start getting a real gun and using it.

742
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna be a private eye.

743
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be a I'm like, how do you,

744
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: for one, want to cost so much havoc that you're like, Oh,

745
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm just making sure the citizens are are protected and safe.

746
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: I believe in the law. I'm gonna take back what

747
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 1: I just said about only crazy people who want to

748
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: kill join these things. But sometimes it's a family thing.

749
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like, my dad was a was a marshal

750
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: in the whatever marshals be at.

751
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 3: And you do it because you following in your family's footsteps.

752
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: Or maybe you really like law and order SVU. I

753
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: don't know.

754
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 2: You know, it's a mess following in your family's footsteps.

755
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 2: They already did it, bitch, do something else.

756
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you your dad is a power.

757
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 3: Teacher, the nurse. You should be a detective.

758
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 2: No, hey, your dad was the president working the fucking

759
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 2: d m V. That's where long, that's where you let me.

760
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 2: Let me see who is it. Who's Trump's kids? I

761
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 2: don't even know his kids. I don't care about his kids,

762
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 2: but get them in the d m V.

763
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: I don't know they'd be at the DMV, get him

764
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: in like a shop right, shop right in, get them

765
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: in a towel, pay club plastic neither, bitch, I'm not

766
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 1: paying for it, and people walk out. I would love that.

767
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: You would hate for these people to work when we're

768
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: real because they would be getting the business.

769
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, working in retail, that's mess.

770
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, retail is it's so ling both ends, yes, because

771
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 2: now I'm going into places and it's like the people

772
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 2: who are working again. I love Sephora down. But I

773
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: walked into the Saphora and they was just congregating, talking

774
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 2: to each other.

775
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: No.

776
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 2: People were like, no, we don't have it and just

777
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 2: walked away. It was like, so you're not gonna find

778
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: me another match, so you're just out. It's about twenty y'all,

779
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 2: y'all in here. You're not gonna try to upsell me.

780
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 2: You're not gonna be like, we don't have this, but

781
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 2: we do have this. I mean, but it used to

782
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 2: be you go into a Saphora and it was like

783
00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 2: people who knew.

784
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: Makeup, people who knew like had to color match and

785
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: da da da da dad, and that it was just

786
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: people who like want discounts on makeup. I don't know.

787
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: I don't know who works as afore now. But like

788
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: years ago, I used to go into this store and

789
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: there was this like girl there and she was like, oh,

790
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: if you're the same complexion as my mom, let me

791
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: show you what I want my mom to do with

792
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: her face. And it was like, oh, So then I

793
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: just would see this girl. I would pop in there

794
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: just so she could do my makeup, just for fun,

795
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 1: and then leave. I don't know what happened to her.

796
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: Don't think about mass mac mac cosmetics.

797
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 2: It will always continuously be the mother of all mothers

798
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 2: because going there, yes, there would be a bit in

799
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 2: an electric blue eye shadow and very thin eyebrow. I

800
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 2: was like, let me do your face, mama, and you're like, hey,

801
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 2: I just need and I just I don't need to.

802
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 2: But she would put you on to the most iconic

803
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 2: gold eye shadow, which is amber lights.

804
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: I stand by that. You met me in the amber lights.

805
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: I yeah, and you kind of you kind of dragged

806
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,479
Speaker 2: me and was like, cis you are you doing?

807
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: Shuttle a gold shadow? It don't matter day night, funeral,

808
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: you got on a gold you got amber lights on

809
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: that branch everywhere every day, it was all of the lights.

810
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: But they were going there, they cared.

811
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 2: Yes, they're doing too much, and you probably ought to

812
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom and you know, blot it, blot

813
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: your face a little bit. But it was everything you need,

814
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 2: every shade you going this far. It's too much going on.

815
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,720
Speaker 2: I don't need all this stuff.

816
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: But you're also want to remember it's a lot of

817
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: celebrities with makeup brands and brand deals, and it's influencers

818
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: now that have stuff, and it's like, all of this

819
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: is not good. It's not good. You're lying.

820
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: You're lying. We know that you lie. You know what,

821
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 2: Let's just put it on the table. We get offers

822
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 2: for brands all the time. We shut them down. We

823
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 2: shut them down, Marie. We say, actually, that doesn't align

824
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 2: with what I'm giving right now.

825
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, when when.

826
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 2: The sinned skincare comes knocking on my door, hey baby,

827
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 2: I'm blessed by God. I can't help these hoes, like.

828
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: I just don't.

829
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 2: I can't sit up here and be like, hey, use

830
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 2: this product, it's gonna make your skin better. I'd already

831
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 2: good out looking this good.

832
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, when people ask me what my skincare routine is,

833
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: I can't really help you because it's like I drink

834
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 1: my waters and I have a good good mom, dad skin.

835
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 2: But you know what, and you kind of don't mind

836
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 2: your business, so that that also my help.

837
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,720
Speaker 3: I drink water and I mind other people's business.

838
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: There it is, that is the secret. Drink water and

839
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: mind speak on it.

840
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 3: Drink water and mind their business. Something about being nosy.

841
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 3: It is good for the poorest.

842
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, So I went. I went into Sophora's and

843
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: you know, if y'all want to y'all want to talk

844
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: to me, y'all want to put me inside, let's go.

845
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 2: But it was just so many of them, and they

846
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 2: were all chatting with each other, and it was a

847
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 2: smaller and so they didn't have Pat McGrath. And I

848
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 2: already know you ain't got Pat Ya ain't got ya,

849
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 2: ain't got Pat McGraph in this basin.

850
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: So y'all not serious, y'all not serious about makeup. Yeah,

851
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: but I heard she discontinued her line because I think

852
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: she's doing beauty at like Mark Jacobs or something right now,

853
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: So you're gonna have to pivot to the Mark Jacobs.

854
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: Is that so? Yes?

855
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 3: I want to say, that's what I heard through the

856
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 3: grape vine, or maybe I read it somewhere.

857
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not making that up. I did

858
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: hear that, though I heard she was discontinuing her life. No,

859
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: they told me. They were like, if this is not

860
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: at it's not at this Sephora they have.

861
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 3: Well what location were you at? Since were you in

862
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 3: Connectic Kurut?

863
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: No? I was on fifth Avenue. And I don't want

864
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,439
Speaker 1: to say too much, but I was on the fifth

865
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 1: Avenue one mm.

866
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 3: But there's two on that street, so maybe you got

867
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 3: to go to the bigger one.

868
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: You know.

869
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to stand by the associates, the waiters,

870
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 2: the bartenders, because I once were them, right mm hmm.

871
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 2: But you don't know you're doing bad until somebody's tells you, hey,

872
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,959
Speaker 2: you're doing bad. So I think I could only pay

873
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 2: it forward by letting people know, Hey, this was not

874
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 2: good service, this was not Did anybody help you today?

875
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 2: Actually they didn't. They said, oh do you need that? Oh,

876
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 2: we ain't got that, and then they pieced out that

877
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,240
Speaker 2: was not good service.

878
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, where was that the other day? Oh? Today, before

879
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: we came to the park, I found this place that

880
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: did macha. I walked in extra block and I have

881
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: to get there. I get there, I'm like, can I

882
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: have an ice matcha latte with oat milk, and can

883
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: you put some vanilla in it to, like, you know,

884
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: make it sweet? Yeah? And she was like, we don't

885
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: do that. We have I said, you don't have anything

886
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: to make this sweeter and sexier. It's macha. I need that.

887
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: And she was like, we have brown sugar and simple

888
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: syrup at the end of the you can add that yourself.

889
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: And I said, I don't want it. Yeah, And I

890
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 1: walked out. That's good good.

891
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 2: Uh, you know it's not mess walking out. I'm walking out,

892
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 2: no go way, Yes I will. I am walking away

893
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 2: because why do we keep going to these places giving

894
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 2: them our money, our art earned money, and they're not

895
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 2: really doing.

896
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: What we need them to do. I think a lot

897
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: of people don't know this, but I need you to

898
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: come in real close. You can just leave, just leave.

899
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: I was talking to this girl she did she was

900
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: on wire you single, and she said she went on

901
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: a date with this dude and they started arguing about geography,

902
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: which that's kind of weird. I'm not doing that with you,

903
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: she said. She got up, and I feel like she

904
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,399
Speaker 1: was going to the bathroom and she left the date.

905
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: Good good, she walked out. You don't have to stay.

906
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:36,439
Speaker 2: You don't have to stay. It's okay, girl. You don't

907
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: have to stay on that phone call. You don't have

908
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 2: to stay in that relationship. You ain't got at that job.

909
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 2: You can leave and yeah, you're gonna be like, where

910
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 2: am I going to get the rest of my money?

911
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 2: We'll figure that out lately. But don't but don't stay.

912
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 2: But definitely don't stay.

913
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it is a privilege to be able to leave,

914
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: like a job or like a whatever that doesn't work

915
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: for you, But you can go. I think it's better

916
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: to leave before they fire you. We have to go

917
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: before they tell us to get the fuck out. Now,

918
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: what if I want to get unemployment benefits, I gotta

919
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: wait for them to fire me. But that's not that's

920
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: not given. Sometimes they'll fire you and then they're like,

921
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: they'll deny your unemployment. But I don't think that's a Well,

922
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: now it's twenty twenty five, it might be legal to

923
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: do that. I have no idea. Are you looking that up?

924
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 1: Are you googling? No? Yeah, no, he's not Murray friend.

925
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: Should we read some messages? Oh yes, let's do that.

926
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: Let's get clip.

927
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh three hundred and six comments.

928
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: Yes girl, we're doing it. I love when you guys engage.

929
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 2: Engage, engage, get in arguments, fight for us, be on

930
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 2: our side, do what you need to do.

931
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: We need our messies. Heavy heavy, heavy in the comments.

932
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: Someone just sent us a message. A group of iguanas

933
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: is called a mess. That's what they call it. Like,

934
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: you know, lions have a pride. H A group of

935
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 1: iguanas is called a mess. Really, it's called a miss?

936
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, to wait? Should we iganas? Should we

937
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: have that as merch like iguanas? Yeah, yeah, we're giving

938
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: away iguanas as merch. No, no, no, like on a shirt.

939
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 1: It feels like it was very natural, geographic, but it's

940
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: also very niche. But what if we make them like

941
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: animation iguanas that have like cute hair and like lashes,

942
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: what and nails? You know? I'm like, what, Okay, here's

943
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: here's one. Hi, Sydney and Marie.

944
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 2: I'm a middle aged woman who has been with my

945
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: husband for about fifteen years.

946
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: So sorry to hear that, babe. We have a young

947
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: child together and things are fine. Ooh I don't like

948
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,959
Speaker 1: the way you said fine, except we haven't had sex

949
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: in over a year.

950
00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 2: That's crazy, But that's not my mess. I still text

951
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 2: my now married X from twenty years ago on the

952
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 2: regular hour. We've been in touch almost the whole time

953
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 2: we've been broke up, and it's usually mildly flirty stuff.

954
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: Nothing X rated. Girl.

955
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 2: Oh you don't want to be married no more. Everything

956
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 2: remains in the text world. We don't ever meet up. Recently,

957
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 2: he has been suggesting meeting for coffee, but I've always declined,

958
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 2: is this mess or just living? I think it's fine

959
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 2: to have this little side flirtation situation, but I'd be

960
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 2: upset if my husband was doing it. Help girl, I'm

961
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 2: hanging up on you now.

962
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm not in the mood. I mean, it's just text.

963
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: You've always declined, what are you asking us? Is it

964
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 1: mess to talk to your ex from twenty years ago?

965
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to say it out loud.

966
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 2: I suggest people when you write stuff to us, you

967
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 2: need to read it out loud, and then you'll hear

968
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,959
Speaker 2: it and you'll be like, oh, yeah, no, that shit

969
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 2: is fucked up. That's not good, that's bad.

970
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: No, right, Why is it flirty? Like she says, slightly flirty?

971
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: What does it? What is slightly flirty? Marie? Can you

972
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: give me an example? Every thirteen texts messages, maybe the

973
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: fourteenth one you this the smiley face us like this

974
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: slightly flirty.

975
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 3: I'm not like, ooh remember remember the days when you know?

976
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 3: It's not like that.

977
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: It's like he probably sharing pictures of his like kids,

978
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 1: and she's sharing a picture of her cat.

979
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 2: Like, so, how do you feel comfortable discussing your family,

980
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 2: your married, your husband or whatnot, but then you also

981
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 2: being flirty? That's weird If you're gonna do that, I

982
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 2: would just like act like and nothing is happening in

983
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 2: the background.

984
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 1: But maybe slightly flirty, maybe on one side, not both sides,

985
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, maybe the guy is

986
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: saying something that's like kind of flirty and then she

987
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 1: shuts it down or ignores it, Like, you know, Marie,

988
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: what's the flirty?

989
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 2: We need to go We need to go over what

990
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 2: emoji are flirty? When there's no words and they're just

991
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: using emochi's that are mass the.

992
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:10,959
Speaker 1: Winking and they're not living, it's flirty. Maybe the tongue

993
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: out one could be flirty. The angel one is flirty.

994
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: The flirting it's like being a good girls. I'm not

995
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: and that means definitely. The little purple Demon one is

996
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: is definitely flirting. The one with the one, the blushing ones,

997
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: the ones that like it's like kind of like embarrassed

998
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: a little bit, that's flirty. There's a couple ones with

999
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: their tongues out. All any tongue out, that's that's flirting.

1000
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 1: I think the eggplant flirty, flirty. Each could be flirty.

1001
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: The cowboy one is flirty. How I'm a ride. Yeah.

1002
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes the cat, the cat with the hearts, oh, the

1003
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: heart eye one's flirty. Yeah. The one where it's like

1004
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: the hearts around the face can be flirty too, because

1005
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: it's like you said, you gave me a compliment and

1006
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, stop, you're always doing that. Okay, come on,

1007
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson. What about hands? Any hands that are flirty?

1008
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: Praying hands, bro, What that's not flirting? Look imagine the

1009
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: prank hands with a penis between.

1010
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 2: Them flirty that No nobody's ever thinking that, but amen.

1011
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: But it.

1012
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 2: If someone's talking, it's like, oh, can't wait to see you.

1013
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 2: And then the prayer hands is like praying that I

1014
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 2: see that's flirty.

1015
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: Okay, so you said you admit the prank hands can

1016
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 3: be flawing.

1017
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 1: I don't know how you got me on that one.

1018
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What else? The eyes? All of the eyes

1019
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: when you do eyes, when you're like looking, just looking. No,

1020
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: that's not flirty, because that's probably one of my most

1021
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: used emoji.

1022
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 2: It's flirty because I'm like, who all over there? Yeah,

1023
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 2: but that's with a friend. But if i'm if we're

1024
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 2: not friends and I'm showing you eyes, I'm just I'm like,

1025
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 2: I'm trying to see something. But what that mouth?

1026
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: I mean, if you really think about it, Sydney, any

1027
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: of the emojis can be flirty if you really break

1028
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 1: it down. I don't think so any of the emojis.

1029
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: Let's let me go through the ones that I use.

1030
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,320
Speaker 1: There's a baby that's an angel, that's not flirty.

1031
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 3: That's like our baby is in heaven looking down at us.

1032
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: That's not flirty. Friend, Yeah girl, the the open mouth flirty?

1033
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 1: Wait this one?

1034
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 2: Wait, let me see that one. No, that's bitch. Now

1035
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 2: you really reaching. I'm telling you all of them could

1036
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 2: be flirty. This one that's like shaking, like the earthquake.

1037
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 2: The emoji that's flirting as well.

1038
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: That now, what is that exactly? You're about to rock

1039
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: my world? Oh, it's like the y'all can make the merrround.

1040
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 1: Every emoji can be flirting. The zipper one, the exhale one,

1041
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: the and it's like you got this much time before

1042
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: I sit on it? It's stop. Okay, wait.

1043
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 2: This is the one that I really think is a

1044
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 2: is a flirty one. The one that the girl's raising

1045
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 2: her hand. It's like, who wants sex tonight?

1046
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: It wants to go to the Four Seasons me? You

1047
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: know what's not flirty? The glasses with the mustache that

1048
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: the Eugene Levy one. No, it's not flirting. But also

1049
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 1: you know what the hand the getting her nails painted,

1050
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: that's flirting.

1051
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's like send me the money for my jellex.

1052
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 1: Or no, it's like period boo, I'm on my period

1053
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: sula period. You know, it's not flirting. The one that's

1054
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: like like like what about the ones that's like twins,

1055
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: that's not flirting. That's like friendship. Yeah, that's friendship. I

1056
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: use it for friendship? Is this flirting? The one I

1057
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: look like this? No, what does that mean capeche The

1058
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 1: one in a wheelchair is flirting. Definitely. After I'm done

1059
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 1: with you, you're gonna be on wheels. Baby, we're gonna

1060
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 1: have to rule you out. You know what they say,

1061
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair. That's

1062
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: from white chicks. Wow, this has been a phenomenal episode.

1063
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: I think we I think we provided for the people.

1064
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: The zombies are not flirting, or they could be the solos.

1065
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: The zombie ones mean you're not gonna get no sleep.

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00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna be walking like a dead body. If I

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00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 1: send pants, that means take those off.

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00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 3: In those jeans.

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00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 1: All right, wait, let me just read a message before

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00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: we wrap this thing up. Okay, yeah, all right here boom,

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00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: you're ready for the message. Yes, hey, ladies, I didn't

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00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 1: mean to be that loud. I got mess here by

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00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: way of my sister, but I got permission. My sister

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00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: was dating a guy for two years and thought he

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00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 1: was the one, but found out he has been engaged

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00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: with someone else during that time. The engaged woman even

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00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:08,479
Speaker 1: called my sister to spilit all absolutely crazy. Fast forward

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00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 1: to a year later, my sister did some stalking, can't

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00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: blame her, and found out that guy was dating another

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00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 1: woman who is in his fiance. She felt like she

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00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: needed to tell the women of this habitual cheater. My

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00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: sister found her work email and message about this guy.

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00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: She doesn't believe my sister, but my sister is adamant

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00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: about helping this lady.

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00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 3: Does she need to sign the alarms or let it

1086
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 3: be thanks a messica?

1087
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: Hey, let me tell you.

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00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 2: I want to support all women, but I can't because

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00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 2: some of them bitches is dumb there. It is like,

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00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 2: I definitely feel like there's some instances where I'm like,

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00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 2: she gonna find out anyway. Why am I got to

1092
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 2: bring the horse to the water.

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00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: Bring the horror to the water. Oom? And this is

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00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: why you do what you do? You are so good?

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00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: Hmm te Wait is it? How do you do the heart?

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00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 3: Oh?

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00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: You do this?

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00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 3: You make me so mad, my favorite heart?

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00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? Over this. Oh no, I don't even do that.

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00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: I do this. This is cud her. Yeah, this is

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00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: the millennial lineal heart. Yeah, I think you tell one woman.

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00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 2: You did your job trying to tell all the women

1103
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: unless you're building a case against this guy.

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00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 3: But she's not trying to tell all the women. Somebody

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00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 3: told her so.

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00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: Now, she's trying to tell the next chick, and the

1107
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 1: next chick don't believe her. Sometimes you can't say, oh

1108
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: you're it, pass it on like no, I've been told

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00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: this other one knows.

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00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 2: So both of us need to get out this man life.

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00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 2: And then he's stuck with this one girl who obviously

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00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 2: is gone.

1113
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: But it's sick girl. It's two girls, his fiance, I

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00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: guess his wife now and this new chick. Now. If

1115
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 1: I'm saying, hey, sis, come into you as a woman

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00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: and you're already ignoring me, then whatever happens at the

1117
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 1: next usus that's true.

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00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 3: Does she need to sound the alarms or let it be,

1119
00:58:58,640 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 3: let it be, let it.

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00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 1: Go, let it go, let it go. Elsa hit with that.

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00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: She ate, she really ate. She drank. I don't know.

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00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 2: I don't know how people are cheating and lying in

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00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 2: this economy. It sounds expensive to have that many women,

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00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 2: and that's why.

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00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: We're moving forward with ass For the most.

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00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 2: Some of y'all are just being too cool and you're like, oh, yeah,

1127
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 2: you know, we could go to the diner to eat. No,

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00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 2: you gotta go to the steakhouse every time you need

1129
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 2: to order MP market price. Run these tabs up, so

1130
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 2: these men can't have more other women.

1131
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: You're taking it too like, oh, we're going to the

1132
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: corner store. We being frugal. No, we're going to per se. Yes,

1133
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 1: I want a thousand dollars per person. He gon cheat,

1134
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: he can't be cheap. Write it down, write it down.

1135
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: We're on fire today, baby. That being said, a lot

1136
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: of people who cheat are cheap. So yep, pick pick

1137
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 1: what you feel like you deserve. But if you're gonna cheat, oh,

1138
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 1: trust me, that tab is up all the way up.

1139
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 3: We ordering top shelf. We're not ordering well, no, okay.

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01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 1: You're talking about I'm not getting I don't even know her.

1141
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: We don't know. No, I don't know that. Let me

1142
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 1: get that Johnny Worker blue. And then when we come out,

1143
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: I don't link it. It's nasty, and you know you can't.

1144
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: You can't give that back. If he's cheating, order a

1145
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: bottle for the table, for a for the table, Get

1146
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: the other table next to your bottle as well. He

1147
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: put it on ice. Put the two little wine things

1148
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: of ice next to each other.

1149
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 2: If he's in the hotel, right, y'all get a hotel together.

1150
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 2: And he leaves room service, room service, order everything, get

1151
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 2: to everything, find.

1152
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: About two of everything, but definitely get one for you

1153
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: and maybe you can.

1154
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 2: Share with him. I'll get to everything he left. You're

1155
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 2: gonna need something to go, baby, and then block that number.

1156
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 1: Block it. I think we get great advice to it.

1157
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm helping you with your hinge and we helping

1158
01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 3: you with your cheating.

1159
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: Oh there it is. Don't say that we've never done

1160
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: anything for the Miss Strange anyway. Continue to send us things, yes,

1161
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: and keep leaving reviews.

1162
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 2: Leave all of the route. I want more reviews. I'm

1163
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 2: gonna say every episode because I'll.

1164
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 1: Be looking at these other podcasts and I'm like, two

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01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: thousand reviews. We're not that far. Yeah, we're actually not

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01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: that far. I'm not far from two thousands, but I

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01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 1: would like to get there. You get the twenty twenty five, Hey,

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01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: I would love that. Okay, guys later, Gators. Bye. Mess

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01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production by

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01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast created and

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01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced by

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01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos

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01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries.

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01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 3: If you would like your messages read on air, please

1175
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 3: email us at mess Thepodcast at gmail dot com, or

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01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,840
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