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Speaker 1: He confession I can't take back e arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speak.

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Speaker 3: We got a text to seventy eighty five nine two

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Speaker 3: that says I used chat GPT to write my wife's

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Speaker 3: Valentine card for me.

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Speaker 1: She cried and.

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Speaker 3: Said it was the nicest thing I've ever written.

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Speaker 1: I feel like such a fraud.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, I think that she still probably would enjoy

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Speaker 4: it more than if you would have written something yourself.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing.

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Speaker 3: Most wives don't really want to hear anything their husbands

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Speaker 3: actually have to say, unless it's yes, honey, I agree

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Speaker 3: and I love you.

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Speaker 4: So it's not a good sign that that was the

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Speaker 4: nicest thing he's ever written.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Brooke, I agree. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Today we have a guy who wants to confess to

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Speaker 3: something about his wife too. He's chosen Robert as his

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Speaker 3: fake name. Robert, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Big guys, Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 4: It was a fake name. Can we still call you Bob?

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Speaker 2: Sure? Why? All right?

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Speaker 3: You're now Bob and your voice changer is on. You're

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Speaker 3: the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: All right? So you know again, you mentioned that is

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Speaker 2: with a woman with my wife, and we didn't.

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Speaker 4: Mention you at all talking about a different listener.

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Speaker 3: No, I said he wanted to confess about his wife.

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Speaker 1: Oh you did say that. Oh I'm sorry again.

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Speaker 3: Women don't really want to hear what the man has

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Speaker 3: to say, but go ahead.

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Speaker 4: It was a deep voice talking sometimes I don't register.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it goes along night stay mining where she

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Speaker 2: didn't really want to hear what I was saying.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: So we've have been married only seven years? Okay, memory, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we have super strong relationship, no problems, no major fights

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Speaker 2: other than you forgotten milk something like that.

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Speaker 4: But all right, the small stuff that every couple's argue

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Speaker 4: about exactly.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, this one wasn't even really an argument.

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Speaker 2: It was just she put her foot down and I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh my god. So here's the issue. I

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Speaker 2: prefer to sleep alone and interesting.

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Speaker 4: You wanted to be one of those couples that slept

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Speaker 4: in separate beds, is that what you mean? Or different bedrooms?

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Speaker 2: No, not even different bedrooms, just in my own bed,

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Speaker 2: like I like to go full starfish in the bed

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Speaker 2: right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so you were like thinking about two different

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Speaker 3: beds in the same room even fine.

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Speaker 2: You know, how they used to do in the holding day,

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Speaker 2: and you pushed the two beds together, that type of thing.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you could even do like a bunk bed situation

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Speaker 3: with your wife on top and.

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Speaker 1: You're on the bottom, or you're on top.

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Speaker 3: You have a little slide that goes down to her area.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: So for at least two years I've been trying to

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Speaker 2: tell her that I want to sleep in a separate bed.

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Speaker 1: How do you do that? You don't, Yeah, you don't. Started.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't sound good. No, it sounds like a bread

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Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, i'd be upset. I mean, logically, I

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Speaker 4: understand what you're saying, but there's so much emotion attached

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Speaker 4: to that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, from the female side.

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Speaker 1: So what did you do?

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Speaker 2: So the first time? I pretended to fall asleep on

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Speaker 2: the cow like during the last season a Game of Thrones, And.

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Speaker 3: You do that all the time, just constantly pass out

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Speaker 3: on the couch by yourself.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was sleeping on the couch better than sleeping

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Speaker 4: with your wife.

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Speaker 2: She's a heater man, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if it works for you, but it makes sense.

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Speaker 3: I used to sleep on my couch all the time.

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Speaker 2: And so comfy. Yeah yeah, and then she just kept

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Speaker 2: waking me up the big honey, honey, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: bed now, yeah yeah, and I have upstairs oh no,

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Speaker 2: dang it. Yeah. And then I was talking with my

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Speaker 2: buddies at the bar and they were like, Gendall into

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Speaker 2: celebrities and stuff, like she watches Bravo and all that stuff.

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Speaker 4: Your wife is into Bravo and stuff. Is that is

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Speaker 4: that Jen? I didn't know her name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, I made a fake name for her too,

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Speaker 2: But anyway, I told her I was like Carson Daily

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Speaker 2: and his wife do it and they have like a

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Speaker 2: great relationship. That actually helped out their relationship because they're

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Speaker 2: not cranky in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Was that true? I believed it. Cardinal seems like a

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Speaker 1: separate bed sleeper.

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Speaker 4: You're making up celebrities. She likes it, and you're claiming

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Speaker 4: they sleep in separate bedrooms.

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Speaker 1: Did that help her? Did she like that?

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Speaker 2: No? She refused to do it. And it was at

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Speaker 2: that point where I was like, all right, how do

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Speaker 2: I get through this? So I told her that I

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Speaker 2: was going to go to the doctor because not sleeping

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Speaker 2: that well. She was like, great, glad that you're taking

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Speaker 2: care of yourself and everything. I didn't go to the doctor,

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Speaker 2: so I just came back. I was like, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: have a sleep apnea.

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Speaker 4: You have to get a machine if you have that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that is correct, And I pretty much bought

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Speaker 2: the lowest rated machine that made the most noise possible. Purpose.

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Speaker 4: So you say that you have to sleep in a

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Speaker 4: separate bedroom.

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Speaker 2: This thing sounds like Darth Vader with a megaphone. So

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Speaker 2: I brought it in the bed. She was not having it.

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Speaker 2: She got set up with and I'm finally in another bed. Wow.

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Speaker 4: So wait, does that mean you have to sleep to

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Speaker 4: the sound of this cheap sleep apneam machine every night.

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Speaker 2: And have a whisper most oh to that? No, I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to show all my cards.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it just doesn't feel very good to me.

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Speaker 4: Still, if any guys out there don't want to sleep

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Speaker 4: with their wives.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I sad, lovely.

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Speaker 3: Just I just want to make sure, like you and

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Speaker 3: your wife, Robert, you guys are still like good in

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Speaker 3: your relationship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we're fine. Okay, there's nothing's going wrong

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Speaker 2: with the relationship.

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Speaker 4: Has it improved or decreased the private time? If you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's the same.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you just kiss from the forehead and leave. You

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Speaker 3: really want to be kinky, just put it on day

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Speaker 3: text in seventy five nine too. If you have a

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Speaker 3: confession you've been holding on to, will hydro Identity mask

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Speaker 3: your voice and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone taps come no right after this