WEBVTT - Josh N Chuck's Hallowe'en Spooky Scarefest

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to you stuff you should know from house stuff

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<v Speaker 1>works dot com. Welcome to the Halloween Podcast. I'm Josh

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<v Speaker 1>the Ghoul Clark. That's right, there's Chuck the Phantom Bryant

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<v Speaker 1>and Jerry the ghoulish Phantom. Great. I think, uh, Darry

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like being called a wraith. No. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't know what it means. No, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think this tradition is so great and fun. Now. I

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<v Speaker 1>think so too, that we are beginning to live alongside

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<v Speaker 1>the Simpsons Street House of Horror. Oh, it's that venerated Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so? I think. I think. I think you're

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<v Speaker 1>I think listeners really look forward to this, well, not

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<v Speaker 1>on that level of like fame, but I think fans

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<v Speaker 1>of the Simpsons look forward to that each You're just

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<v Speaker 1>as our fans look forward to That's what I'm saying. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's one of my favorites obviously both of us. Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>and Halloween are probably two phaves of the year. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I speaking for you? Yeah? But you're speaking correctly, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I can live with that, you know. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>those are the two that we know we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be good. All the rest of it's like hit or miss. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for the unknown, unadorned, unadorned, uninitiated, unindoctrinated, unindoctrinated, unexposed, unexposed.

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<v Speaker 1>What we do is we we read a scary story

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<v Speaker 1>for Halloween, and last with and Jerry Gussie's at all

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<v Speaker 1>up with special effects. It's like this, that was amazing?

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? That's creepy, Like I'm scared right now. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And last year we started a tradition where we are

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<v Speaker 1>reading two shorter stories and that's what we're doing again

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<v Speaker 1>this year because I think what happened is, well, remember

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<v Speaker 1>we had a Halloween horror fiction contest. Well, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>was great, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Uh and then but

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<v Speaker 1>we started the whole thing out with was it the

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<v Speaker 1>Tomb I think was the first one, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>did bear nice yeah, then the horror fiction contest I think,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I don't know how many of this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we'll have to figure it out, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have to title it whatever annual Halloween Spectacular. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a different thing that we did once on

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<v Speaker 1>our very short lived web web video series what was

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<v Speaker 1>that called webcast? Webcast? It's so ancient already that we

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<v Speaker 1>can't even remote a live webcast. So you picked out

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<v Speaker 1>this first one, um, and I picked out the second one. Well, first, first,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, I want to I want to give a

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<v Speaker 1>plug to our buddy, to Grabster, because he hooked us

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<v Speaker 1>up all right. So I don't know if you know

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<v Speaker 1>this or not, but the Grabster knows what he's talking

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<v Speaker 1>about when it comes to horror movies, and um I

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<v Speaker 1>we tweeted to him and said, hey, man, can you

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<v Speaker 1>give us a list of your favorite horror movies of

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<v Speaker 1>all time? And the Grabster said, oh, are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>read them? But he said yes, let me give me

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<v Speaker 1>a night and I will put it together. And by

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<v Speaker 1>goodness if he didn't put it on his um personal

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<v Speaker 1>site robot viking dot com. The post is some of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite horror movies and he just went to town.

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<v Speaker 1>What's his number one? It's not listed to Spiria no,

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<v Speaker 1>like he doesn't have them in order, but raw had

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<v Speaker 1>Rex is on their Pontypool Triangle Return of Living Dead

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<v Speaker 1>three and he justifies these. You know, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>see ponty Pool because our buddy Joe Garden is long

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<v Speaker 1>raved about the merits of the people. I've never seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>Either and it's one of those ones. It's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's up on Netflix too. All right, so you

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<v Speaker 1>picked this first one? You want to just set it up? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is the moon Bog. It's hyphenated two words

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<v Speaker 1>by our friend Howard Phillips Lovecraft, who is still one

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite writers of all time. Um. Yeah, even

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<v Speaker 1>though you can just go on and on about him

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<v Speaker 1>personally or his writing style or some of the devices

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<v Speaker 1>he used, like other than describing something to saying it

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<v Speaker 1>was indescribable or unnamable, I still love the guy for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason. Uh. And this one is one of his

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<v Speaker 1>um more interesting imaginative ones. Has nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>the Cathulu mythos or anything like that. It's just pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a neat, little weirdo ancient haunting story about an

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<v Speaker 1>Irish American who who uh doesn't follow the advice of

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<v Speaker 1>the local townspeople. Let's just say that, not right. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready? Do you want me to start? Yeah? Without

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<v Speaker 1>further ado, The Moon Bug by H. P. Lovecraft Somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>to what remote and fearsome region I know not. Dennis

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<v Speaker 1>Barry has gone. I was with him the last night

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<v Speaker 1>he lived among men and heard his screams when the

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<v Speaker 1>thing came to him. But all the peasants and police

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<v Speaker 1>and County Meath could never find him or the others,

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<v Speaker 1>though they searched long and far. And now I shudder

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<v Speaker 1>when I hear the frogs piping and swamps, or see

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<v Speaker 1>the moon in lonely places. I had known Dennis Berry

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<v Speaker 1>well in America, where he had grown rich, and had

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<v Speaker 1>congratulated him when he bought back the old castle by

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<v Speaker 1>the bog at Sleepy Kildairy. It was from Kilderie that

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<v Speaker 1>his father had come, and it was there that he

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<v Speaker 1>wished to enjoy his wealth among ancestral scenes. Men of

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<v Speaker 1>his blood had once ruled over Kilderie and built and

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<v Speaker 1>dwelt in the castle. But those days were very remote,

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<v Speaker 1>so that for generations the castle had been empty and decaying.

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<v Speaker 1>After he went to Ireland, Barry wrote me often and

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<v Speaker 1>told me how under his care the Gray Castle was

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<v Speaker 1>rising tower by tower to its ancient splendor, how the

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<v Speaker 1>ivy was climbing slowly over the restored walls as it

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<v Speaker 1>had climbed so many centuries ago, and how the peasants

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<v Speaker 1>blessed him for bringing back the old days with his

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<v Speaker 1>gold from over the sea. But in time there came troubles,

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<v Speaker 1>and the peasants ceased to bless him and fled away instead,

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<v Speaker 1>as from a doom. And then he sent a letter

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<v Speaker 1>and asked me to visit him, for he was lonely

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<v Speaker 1>in the castle, with no one to speak to, save

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<v Speaker 1>the new servants and labors he had brought from the north.

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<v Speaker 1>The bog was the cause of all these troubles, as

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<v Speaker 1>Barry told me the night I came to the castle.

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<v Speaker 1>I had reached Kildery in the summer sunset, as the

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<v Speaker 1>gold of the sky lighted the green of the hills

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<v Speaker 1>and groves and the blue of the bog, where on

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<v Speaker 1>a far islet a strange olden ruin glistened spectral lee.

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<v Speaker 1>That sunset was very beautiful, but peasants at Ballylow had

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<v Speaker 1>warned me against it and said that Kilderi had become accursed,

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<v Speaker 1>so that I almost shuddered to see the high turrets

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<v Speaker 1>of the castle gilded with fire. Barry's motor had met

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<v Speaker 1>me at the Ballylow station, for Kildery is off the railway.

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<v Speaker 1>The villagers had shunned the car and the driver from

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<v Speaker 1>the north, but had whispered to me with pale faces

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<v Speaker 1>when they saw I was going to Kildeery. And that night,

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<v Speaker 1>after our reunion, Barry told me why the peasants had

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<v Speaker 1>gone from Kildrey, because Dennis Barry was to drain the

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<v Speaker 1>great Bog. For all his love of Ireland America had

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<v Speaker 1>not left him untouched, and he hated the beautiful wasted

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<v Speaker 1>space where pete might be cut and the land opened up.

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<v Speaker 1>The legends and superstitions of Kildee did not move him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he laughed when the peasants first refused to help,

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<v Speaker 1>and then cursed him and went away to Ballylow with

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<v Speaker 1>their few belongings as they saw his determination in their place.

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<v Speaker 1>He sent for laborers from the North, and when the

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<v Speaker 1>servants left, he replaced them likewise. But it was lonely

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<v Speaker 1>among strangers, so Barry had asked me to come, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So we got this guy Dennis, who uh got his

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<v Speaker 1>old fixer up our family castle. You made some some

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<v Speaker 1>moolah back in the States, went over to Ireland to

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<v Speaker 1>fix it up, brought in some I guess people from

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<v Speaker 1>Scotland to help. Friends from the North. Maybe, oh yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I took it to be Greenland for some reason. Interesting uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone in the village. He wants to get rid

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<v Speaker 1>of that bog and drain it. And I put in

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<v Speaker 1>a tennis court and he's like, we could put build

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<v Speaker 1>train tracks there something. And everyone in the village is

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<v Speaker 1>going a big mistake. I'm out of here, so as

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<v Speaker 1>buddy comes to visit him, uh, and that's where we are.

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<v Speaker 1>When I heard the fears which had driven the people

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<v Speaker 1>from Kildary, I laughed as loudly as my friend had laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>But these fears were the vegas wildest and most absurd character.

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<v Speaker 1>They had to do with some preposterous legend of the

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<v Speaker 1>bog and of a grim guardian spirit that dwelt in

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<v Speaker 1>the strange, old and ruin on the far islet I

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<v Speaker 1>had seen in the sunset. There were tales of dancing

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<v Speaker 1>lights and the dark of the moon, and of chill

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<v Speaker 1>winds when the night was warm, of wraiths in white

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<v Speaker 1>hovering over the waters. But foremost among the weird fancies,

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<v Speaker 1>and alone in its absolute unanimity, was that of the

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<v Speaker 1>curse awaiting him who should dare to touch or drain

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<v Speaker 1>the vast reddish morass. Don't drain the bog. There were secrets,

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<v Speaker 1>said the peasants which must not be uncovered, secrets that

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<v Speaker 1>had lain hidden since the plague came to the children

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<v Speaker 1>of Partholon. In the fabulous years beyond history. In the

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<v Speaker 1>Book of Invaders, it is told that the sons of

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<v Speaker 1>the Greeks were all buried at Talach, but old men

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<v Speaker 1>and kilder. He said, one city was overlooked save by

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<v Speaker 1>its patron, Moon Goddess said that only the wooded hills

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<v Speaker 1>buried it. When the men of Nimed swept down from

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<v Speaker 1>Sathia and their thirty ships. Such were the idle tales

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<v Speaker 1>which had made the villagers leave killdeery, And when I

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<v Speaker 1>heard them, I did not wonder what Dennis Barry had

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<v Speaker 1>refused to listen. He had, however, a great interest in antiquities,

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<v Speaker 1>and proposed to explore the bog thoroughly when it was drained.

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<v Speaker 1>The white ruins on the islet he had often visited,

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<v Speaker 1>But though their age was plainly great, and their contour

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<v Speaker 1>very little like that of most ruins in Ireland, there

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<v Speaker 1>were too dilapidated to tell the days of their glory.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the work of drainage was ready to begin, and

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<v Speaker 1>the laborers from the north were soon to strip the

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<v Speaker 1>forbidden bog of its green moss and red heather and kill,

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<v Speaker 1>the tiny shelf paved streamlets, and quiet blue pools fringed

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<v Speaker 1>with brushes. After Barry had told me these things, I

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<v Speaker 1>was very drowsy, for the travels of the day had

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<v Speaker 1>been wearying, and my host had talked. Late into the night,

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<v Speaker 1>a man servant shoot me into my room, which was

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<v Speaker 1>in a remote tower, overlooking the village and the plain

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<v Speaker 1>at the edge of the bog and the bog itself,

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<v Speaker 1>so that I could see from my windows in the

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<v Speaker 1>moonlight the silent roofs from which the peasants had fled

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<v Speaker 1>now sheltered the laborers from the north, and to the

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<v Speaker 1>parish church with his antique spire, and far out across

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<v Speaker 1>the brooding bog, the remote olden ruin on the islet

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<v Speaker 1>gleaming whitened spectral. Just as I dropped asleep, I fancied

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<v Speaker 1>I heard faint sounds from the distance, sounds that were

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<v Speaker 1>wild and half musical, and stirred me with a weird

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<v Speaker 1>excitement which colored my dreams. But when I awaked next morning,

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<v Speaker 1>I felt it had all been a dream, for the

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<v Speaker 1>visions I had seen were more wonderful than any sound

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<v Speaker 1>of wild pipes in the night. Influenced by the legends

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<v Speaker 1>that Barry had related, my mind had, in slumber hovered

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<v Speaker 1>around a stately city in a green valley, where marble

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<v Speaker 1>streets and statues, villas and temples, carvings and inscriptions all

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<v Speaker 1>spoke in certain tones the glory that was Greece. When

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<v Speaker 1>I told this dream to Barry, we both laughed, but

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<v Speaker 1>I laughed the louder because he was perplexed about his

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<v Speaker 1>laborers from the North. For the sixth time. They had

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<v Speaker 1>all overslept, waking very slowly and dazedly, and at thing

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<v Speaker 1>as if they had not rested, although they were known

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<v Speaker 1>to have gone early to bed the night before. So

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<v Speaker 1>the Scottish labors are getting drunk, they're they're oversleeping, they're

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<v Speaker 1>slacking off, and this guy's having visions huh. Yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing is this, there's this legend that under

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<v Speaker 1>the bog there's a stone city that was covered over

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<v Speaker 1>uh with this bog ancient Greece, and that yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>was an ancient Greek city in Ireland. And that um,

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<v Speaker 1>if you dig up the bog, it's gonna be big

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<v Speaker 1>tool because the city is supernatural, say the least man.

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<v Speaker 1>That's getting good. You're ready again? Yes? Are you ready, listener? Yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That morning and afternoon I wandered alone through the sun

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<v Speaker 1>gilded village and talked now and then with idle laborers,

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<v Speaker 1>for Barry was busy with the final plans for beginning

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<v Speaker 1>his work of drainage. The laborers were not as happy

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<v Speaker 1>as they might have been, from most of them seemed

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<v Speaker 1>uneasy over some dream which they had had yet, which

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<v Speaker 1>they tried in vain to remember. I told them of

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<v Speaker 1>my dream, but they were not interested till I spoke

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<v Speaker 1>of the weird sounds I thought I had heard. Then

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<v Speaker 1>they looked oddly at me and said that they seemed

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<v Speaker 1>to remember weird sounds too. In the evening, Barry dined

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<v Speaker 1>with me and announced that he would begin the drainage

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<v Speaker 1>in two days. I was glad, for although I disliked

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<v Speaker 1>to see the moss and the heather, and the little

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<v Speaker 1>streams and lakes depart, I had a growing wish to

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<v Speaker 1>discern the ancient secrets the deep matted pete might hide.

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<v Speaker 1>And that night my dreams of piping flutes and marble

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<v Speaker 1>parastyles came to a sudden and disquieting end. For upon

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<v Speaker 1>the city in the valley I saw a pestilence descend,

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<v Speaker 1>and then a frightful avalanche of wooded slopes that covered

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<v Speaker 1>the dead bodies in the streets, and left unburied only

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<v Speaker 1>the temple of Artemness on the high peak, where the

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<v Speaker 1>aged moon Priestess Cliss lay cold and silent, with a

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<v Speaker 1>crown of ivory on her silver head. I have said

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<v Speaker 1>that I awake suddenly and in a arm. For some

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<v Speaker 1>time I could not tell whether I was waking or sleeping,

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<v Speaker 1>for the sounds of flutes still rang shrilly in my ears.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I saw on the floor the icy moonbeams

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<v Speaker 1>and the outlines of the lattice Gothic window, I decided

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<v Speaker 1>I must be awake, and in the castle at Kildary.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I heard a clock from some remote landing below

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<v Speaker 1>strike the hour of two, and I knew I was awake.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still There came that monotonous piping from afar wild

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<v Speaker 1>weird airs that made me think of some dance of

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<v Speaker 1>fawns on distant manless. It would not let me sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>and in in patience I sprang up and paced the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Only by chance did I go to the north window

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<v Speaker 1>and look out upon the silent village and the plane

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<v Speaker 1>at the edge of the ball. I had no wish

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<v Speaker 1>to gaze abroad, for I wanted to sleep, But the

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<v Speaker 1>flutes tormented me, and I had to see or do something.

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<v Speaker 1>How could I have suspected the thing I was to

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<v Speaker 1>behold there in the moonlight that flooded the spacious plane

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<v Speaker 1>was a spectacle which no mortal, having seen it, could

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<v Speaker 1>ever forget. To the sound of reedy pipes that echoed

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<v Speaker 1>over the bog. They're glided silently and eerily, a mixed

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<v Speaker 1>throng of swaying figures, reeling through such a revel as

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<v Speaker 1>the Sicilians may have danced to Demeter in the old

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<v Speaker 1>days under the harvest mood. Besides cy, in the wide plane,

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<v Speaker 1>the golden moonlight, the shadowy moving forms, and above all

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<v Speaker 1>the shrill, monotonous piping produced an effect which almost paralyzed me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet I noted, amidst my fear, that half of these tireless,

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<v Speaker 1>mechanical dancers were the laborers whom I had thought asleep,

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<v Speaker 1>whilst the other half were strange airy beings in white,

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<v Speaker 1>half in determinate in nature, but suggesting pale, wistful naiads

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<v Speaker 1>from the haunted fountains of the Bog. I do not

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<v Speaker 1>know how long I gazed at the site from the

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<v Speaker 1>lonely turret window before I dropped suddenly in a dreamless swoon,

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<v Speaker 1>out of which the high sun of morning aroused me.

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<v Speaker 1>Things are getting real, Phil, So he's like seeing these

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<v Speaker 1>like weird, ghostly zombie like laborers and white creatures. And

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<v Speaker 1>to lay off the opium. Do they have opium in Ireland? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? Kidne me? He needs to lay off? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. My first impulse on awakening was to

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<v Speaker 1>communicate all my fears and observations to Dennis Barry. But

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<v Speaker 1>as I saw the sunlight glowing through the latticed east window,

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<v Speaker 1>I became sure that there was no reality in what

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I had seen. I am given to strange phantasms,

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<v Speaker 1>yet am never weak enough to believe in them. So

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<v Speaker 1>on this occasion contented myself with questioning the laborers, who

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<v Speaker 1>slept very late and recalled nothing of the previous night

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<v Speaker 1>save misty dreams of shrill sounds. This matter of the

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<v Speaker 1>spectral piping harassed me greatly, and I wondered if the

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<v Speaker 1>crickets of autumn had come before their time to vex

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<v Speaker 1>the night and haunt the visions of men. Later in

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<v Speaker 1>the day, I watched Barry in the window, pouring over

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<v Speaker 1>his plans for the great work which was to begin

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<v Speaker 1>on the morrow, and for the first time felt a

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<v Speaker 1>touch of the same kind of fear that had driven

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<v Speaker 1>the peasants away. For some unknown reason, I dreaded the

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<v Speaker 1>thought of disturbing the ancient bog and its sunless secrets,

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<v Speaker 1>and pictured terrible sights lying black under the unmeasured depth

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<v Speaker 1>of age. Old Pete. That these secrets should be brought

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<v Speaker 1>to light seems injudicious, and I began to wish for

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<v Speaker 1>an excuse to leave the castle in the village. I

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<v Speaker 1>went so far as to talk casually to Bury on

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<v Speaker 1>the subject, but did not dare continue after he gave

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<v Speaker 1>his resounding laugh. So I was silent when the sun

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<v Speaker 1>set fulgently over the far hills, and killed reblazed alread

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<v Speaker 1>and gold in a flame. That seemed a portent. So

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<v Speaker 1>he brought it up to his buddy, and he kind

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<v Speaker 1>of got made fun of. I think right whether the

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<v Speaker 1>events of that night were of reality or illusion, I

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<v Speaker 1>shall never ascertain. Certainly they transcend anything we dream of

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<v Speaker 1>in nature and the universe. Yet in no formal fashion

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<v Speaker 1>can I explain those disappearances which were known to all men.

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<v Speaker 1>After it was over, I retired, erie and full of dread,

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<v Speaker 1>and for a long time could not sleep, and the

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<v Speaker 1>uncanny silence of the tower. It was very dark, for

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<v Speaker 1>although the sky was clear, the moon was now well

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<v Speaker 1>in the wane, would not rise till the small hours.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought as I lay there, of Dennis Berry, and

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<v Speaker 1>of what would befall that bog when the day came,

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<v Speaker 1>and found myself almost frantic with an impulse to rush

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<v Speaker 1>out into the night, take Berry Scar and drive madly

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<v Speaker 1>to Ballyloch, out of the menaced lands. But before my

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<v Speaker 1>fears could crystallize in action, I'd fallen asleep and gazed

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<v Speaker 1>in dreams upon the city in the valley, cold and dead,

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<v Speaker 1>under a shroud of hideous shadow. Probably it was the

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<v Speaker 1>shrill piping that awaked me. Yet that piping was not

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<v Speaker 1>what I noticed first. When I opened my eyes. I

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<v Speaker 1>was lying with my back to the east window, overlooking

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<v Speaker 1>the bog where the waning moon would rise, and therefore

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<v Speaker 1>expected to see light cast on the opposite wall before me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had not looked for such a sight as

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<v Speaker 1>now appeared. Light indeed glowed on the panels ahead, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was not any light that the moon gives. Terrible

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<v Speaker 1>and piercing was the shad a to ruddy refulgence that

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<v Speaker 1>streamed through the gothic window, and the whole chamber was

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<v Speaker 1>brilliant with a splendor, intense and unearthly. My immediate actions

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<v Speaker 1>were peculiar for such a situation, but it is only

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<v Speaker 1>entails that a man does the dramatic and foreseen thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of looking out across the bog towards the source

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<v Speaker 1>of the new light, I kept my eyes from the

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<v Speaker 1>window and panic fear, and clumsily drew on my clothing

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<v Speaker 1>with some dazed idea of escape. I remember seizing my

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<v Speaker 1>revolver and hat, but before it was over, I had

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<v Speaker 1>lost them both, without firing the one or donning the other.

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<v Speaker 1>After a time, the fascination of the red radiance overcame

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<v Speaker 1>my fright, and I crept to the east window and

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<v Speaker 1>looked out, whilst the maddening, incessant piping wine and reverberated

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<v Speaker 1>through the castle and over all of the village. Over

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<v Speaker 1>the bog was a day lousee of flaring light, scarlet

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<v Speaker 1>and sinister, and pouring from the strange olden ruin on

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<v Speaker 1>the far islet. The aspect of that ruin I cannot describe.

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<v Speaker 1>I must have been mad, for it seemed to rise majestic,

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<v Speaker 1>an undecayed, splendid and column cintured, the flame, reflecting marble

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<v Speaker 1>of its intabulature, piercing the sky like the apex of

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<v Speaker 1>a temple on a mountaintop. Flute shrieked, and drums began

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<v Speaker 1>to beat, and as I watched, an awe and terror,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I saw a dark, salted form silhouetted grotesquely

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<v Speaker 1>against the vision of marble and the Pilgians. The effect

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<v Speaker 1>was titanic, altogether unthinkable, and I might have stared indefinitely

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<v Speaker 1>had not the sound of the piping seemed to grow

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<v Speaker 1>stronger at my left. Trembling with the care oddly mixed

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<v Speaker 1>with ecstasy, I crossed the circular room to the north window,

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<v Speaker 1>from which I could see the village and the plane

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<v Speaker 1>at the edge of the bog. There my eyes dilated

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<v Speaker 1>again with a wild wonder as great as if I

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<v Speaker 1>had not just turned from a scene beyond the pale

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<v Speaker 1>of nature, For on the ghastly red litten plane was

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<v Speaker 1>moving a procession of beans in such manner as none

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<v Speaker 1>ever saw before, save in nightmares. That is not a

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<v Speaker 1>parade of fun happening outside this window, is it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not alrighty, This is scary. This is getting pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Half gliding, half floating in the air, the white clad

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<v Speaker 1>bog Graiths were slowly retreating towards the still waters and

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<v Speaker 1>the island, ruin and fantastic formations suggesting some ancient and

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<v Speaker 1>solemn ceremonial dance. Their waving translucent arms, guided by the

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<v Speaker 1>detestable piping of those unseen flutes, beckoned in uncanny rhythm

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<v Speaker 1>to a throng of lurching laborers, who followed doglike with blind, brainless,

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<v Speaker 1>floundering steps, as if dragged by a clumsy but resistless

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<v Speaker 1>demon will. As the Naiads neared the bog without altering

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<v Speaker 1>their course, a new line of stumbling stragglers zig zagged

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<v Speaker 1>drunkenly out of the castle from some door far below

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<v Speaker 1>my window, groped sightlessly across the courtyard and through the

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<v Speaker 1>intervening bit of village, and joined the floundering column of

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<v Speaker 1>laborers on the plane. Despite their distance below me, I

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<v Speaker 1>at once knew they were the servants brought from the north,

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<v Speaker 1>where I recognized the ugly and unwieldy form of the cook,

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<v Speaker 1>whose very absurdness had now become unutterably tragic. The flutes

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<v Speaker 1>piped horribly, and again I heard the beating of the

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<v Speaker 1>drums from the direction of the island ruin. Then silently

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<v Speaker 1>and gracefully, the Naiads reached the water and melted one

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<v Speaker 1>by one into the ancient bog, while the line of followers,

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<v Speaker 1>never checking their speed, splashed awkwardly after them and vanished,

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<v Speaker 1>mixed a tiny vortex of unwholesome bubbles which I could

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<v Speaker 1>barely see in the scarlet light, And as the last

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<v Speaker 1>pathetic straggler, the fat cook sank heavily out of sight

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<v Speaker 1>in that sullen pool, the flutes and the drums grew silent,

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<v Speaker 1>the blinding red rays from the ruins snapped instantaneously out,

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<v Speaker 1>leaving the village of Doom lone and desolate, and the

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<v Speaker 1>wan beams of a new risen moon. So basically, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy is looking outside and everybody is following some wraiths

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<v Speaker 1>into the bog. That's right, And there's some mad piping

0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:07.560
<v Speaker 1>and drumming going on, and this guy's basically losing it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I get the sense that is getting louder and more intense.

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<v Speaker 1>A you're gonna take us home and taking us home,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready, let's do it. My condition was now one

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<v Speaker 1>of indescribable chaos, not knowing whether I was mad or saying,

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping or waking. I was saved only by a merciful numbness.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe I did ridiculous things, such as offering prayers

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<v Speaker 1>to Artemis, Latona, Demeter, Persephone, and Pluton. All that I

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<v Speaker 1>recalled of a classic youth came to my lips. As

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<v Speaker 1>the horrors of the situation roused my deepest superstitions. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt that I had witnessed the death of a whole village,

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<v Speaker 1>and knew I was alone in the castle with Dennis Barry,

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<v Speaker 1>whose boldness had brought down a doom. As I thought

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<v Speaker 1>of him, new terrorists convulsed me, and I fell to

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<v Speaker 1>the floor, not fainting, but physically helpless. Then I felt

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<v Speaker 1>the icy blast from the east window, where the moon

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<v Speaker 1>had risen, and beg in to hear the shrieks in

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<v Speaker 1>the castle far below me. Soon those shrieks had attained

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<v Speaker 1>a magnitude and quality which cannot be written it, and

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<v Speaker 1>which makes me faint as I think of them. All

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<v Speaker 1>I can say is that they came from something I

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<v Speaker 1>had known as a friend at some time during the

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<v Speaker 1>shocking period. The cold wind and the screaming must have

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<v Speaker 1>roused me, for my next impression is of racing madly

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<v Speaker 1>through inky rooms and corridors, and out across the courtyard

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<v Speaker 1>into the hideous night. They found me at dawn, wandering

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<v Speaker 1>mindless near bally Low. But what unhinged me was utterly

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<v Speaker 1>not of any of the horrors I had seen or

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<v Speaker 1>heard before. What I muttered about as I came slowly

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<v Speaker 1>out of the shadows was a pair of fantastic incidents

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<v Speaker 1>which occurred in my flight, incidents of no significance, yet

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<v Speaker 1>which haunt me unceasingly when I am alone in certain

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<v Speaker 1>marshy places are in the moonlight. As I fled from

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<v Speaker 1>that cursed castle along the bog's edge, I heard a

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<v Speaker 1>new sound, common, yet unlike any I had heard before.

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<v Speaker 1>It killed the stagnant waters, lately quite devoid of animal life,

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<v Speaker 1>now teemed with horde of slimy, enormous frogs which piped

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<v Speaker 1>shrilly and incessantly, and turned strangely out of keeping with

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<v Speaker 1>their size. They glistened bloated in green and the moonbeams,

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<v Speaker 1>and seemed to gaze up at the font of light.

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<v Speaker 1>I followed the gaze of one very fat and ugly frog,

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<v Speaker 1>and saw the second of the things which drove my

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<v Speaker 1>senses away. Stretching directly from the strange olden ruin on

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<v Speaker 1>the far islet to the waning moon. My eyes seemed

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<v Speaker 1>to trace a beam of faint, quivering radiance, having no

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<v Speaker 1>reflection in the waters of the ball, and upward along

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<v Speaker 1>that pallid path, my fevered fancy pictured a thin shadow,

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<v Speaker 1>slowly writhing, a vague, contorted shadow, struggling as if drawn

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<v Speaker 1>by unseen demons. Crazed as I was, I saw in

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<v Speaker 1>that awful shadow a monstrous resemblance, a nauseous, unbelievable caricature,

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<v Speaker 1>of blasphemous effigy of him who had been Dennis Berry,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa the end man. He can he can paint a picture, Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>he knows what he's doing. Boy, that is good stuff.

0:26:07.240 --> 0:26:09.160
<v Speaker 1>He used the word eldredge in this once, and he's

0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:12.119
<v Speaker 1>still knocked it out of the park. Yeah, and he

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<v Speaker 1>did a good job of describing things instead of just

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<v Speaker 1>saying it cannot be described very creepy. Well done, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>Well done, sir. So part one is over, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>take a break and come back and read story number

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<v Speaker 1>two for Halloween Spectacular. Chuck, I just want to point out,

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<v Speaker 1>did you notice the awesome Halloween jingle made for us,

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<v Speaker 1>specifically by our composer friends on begin Pretty awesome? Agreed,

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<v Speaker 1>really helps set the mood. Yeah, thanks a lot, John,

0:27:06.160 --> 0:27:09.560
<v Speaker 1>and Jerry didn't have to do it. She's delighted about.

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Way to go, Jerry. All right. The second story is

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<v Speaker 1>actually contemporary, which is unusual for us, But um, I

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<v Speaker 1>email the author because you can just do that these days,

0:27:22.000 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 1>and he said, yeah, read it. That's great. That's pretty

0:27:24.560 --> 0:27:29.399
<v Speaker 1>nice of them. So his name is Peter the Peter D. Niverville.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great name, and the story is called The

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<v Speaker 1>Petting Zoo, and I liked it because it tied in

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<v Speaker 1>with our Spiders episode and it is quite creepy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>creep and we're gonna actually have a character voice because

0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:45.879
<v Speaker 1>we have to do voices in this one. I was

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<v Speaker 1>wondering if you're gonna want to do that. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna play Johnson, I'll play the old man. Yes,

0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 1>I got that. And uh, we're gonna have um our

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<v Speaker 1>video Ninja for stuff. Mom never told you Annie he

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:05.199
<v Speaker 1>was an actor to do the old lady to do

0:28:05.280 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 1>old man. I can't remember his name, the old man's wife.

0:28:09.359 --> 0:28:12.040
<v Speaker 1>So yes, yeah, so we need to thank Annie for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Um here we go with the petting Zoo. At first,

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson thought it was a joke. Speeding down the country road,

0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.800
<v Speaker 1>the crude sign was only a blur, but it was

0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:34.520
<v Speaker 1>that one word, slowing down. He swung the car onto

0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 1>the paved shoulder. In the rear view mirror, he could

0:28:37.000 --> 0:28:39.760
<v Speaker 1>see it clearly. The sign was tacked to a stick

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:42.520
<v Speaker 1>that was stuck in the ground just beyond the paved shoulder.

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Shifting the car into reverse, Johnson jim the accelerator down.

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:49.240
<v Speaker 1>The tires squealed, and loose gravel flew As he tore

0:28:49.280 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 1>back up the road screeched into a halt. Johnson stared

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 1>at the faded handwriting Ellsworth's famous spider petting Zoo five

0:28:57.480 --> 0:29:02.680
<v Speaker 1>miles next right. It's spiders fascinated Johnson. One summer when

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:05.480
<v Speaker 1>he was eight, a large golden black spider had taken

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<v Speaker 1>up residence underneath the shingles by the back door. Every morning,

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Johnson would gather up ants in a jar from a

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<v Speaker 1>nest and the scrubby woods behind his house. One by one,

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<v Speaker 1>he would drop the wriggling insects into the web with

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<v Speaker 1>lightning speed. The spider would spring from her hiding place

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:24.080
<v Speaker 1>and race towards the victim, sinking her fangs into the ant.

0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:26.960
<v Speaker 1>She would retreat, waiting for the poison to take effect.

0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:30.280
<v Speaker 1>When the aunt slowly stopped struggling, she would climb back

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:33.240
<v Speaker 1>down and delicately wrap her prey in a white shroud.

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<v Speaker 1>This continued until one day his mother caught him. What

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<v Speaker 1>a cruel little boy you are, she scolded between clenched

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:42.960
<v Speaker 1>teeth as she pummeled his backside. He could still feel

0:29:43.000 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 1>the shame of being spanked. Years later, In a rare

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 1>moment of remorse, Johnson wondered what it was like for

0:29:48.560 --> 0:29:52.600
<v Speaker 1>the ant, trapped helpless waiting for the spider to return.

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Did they know fear or horror? Or was that something

0:29:56.440 --> 0:30:00.720
<v Speaker 1>only humans experienced. The insect brain was too small, he

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 1>told himself, or so he hoped. Five miles, thought Johnson.

0:30:05.840 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 1>This side trip might only add another half hour or

0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 1>so to his journey. He would still have time once

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 1>he got to his motel to have a shower. The

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:16.360
<v Speaker 1>dinner meeting with a buyer from the supermarket Jane wasn't

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 1>until six o'clock, and it was only four now. Coasting forward,

0:30:21.000 --> 0:30:24.240
<v Speaker 1>Johnson scanned the road looking for the turn off. About

0:30:24.280 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 1>one hundred yards ahead, he saw a lane that intersected

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:29.880
<v Speaker 1>with the highway. Flicking on his turn signally, shot a

0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:32.600
<v Speaker 1>quick glance at his watch. If I don't find it

0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:37.240
<v Speaker 1>in fifteen minutes, he promised himself, I'll turn back. Accelerating smoothly,

0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:40.160
<v Speaker 1>he turned onto a well paved secondary road with deep

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:43.880
<v Speaker 1>ditches on either side. Punching the buttons on the CD player,

0:30:43.920 --> 0:30:47.120
<v Speaker 1>he stretched his arms, settling back into the soft leather

0:30:47.200 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 1>seat As a throbbing beat of the music filled his car.

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<v Speaker 1>Is mood lightened an unexpected adventure in an otherwise boring day.

0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 1>Johnson hated his job, endless meetings with bad food and

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:02.800
<v Speaker 1>balding byres, too many drinks, and too many hangovers. He

0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 1>was packing on the pounds too. I have to get

0:31:05.400 --> 0:31:08.960
<v Speaker 1>back to the gym, he reminded himself. The only redeeming

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:11.040
<v Speaker 1>feature of his job was that he was good at it.

0:31:11.680 --> 0:31:14.400
<v Speaker 1>Top sails ripped for the last three years. I should

0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 1>have been an actor, he told himself. Instead, I'm selling

0:31:16.920 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 1>toilet paper and tampons to these turkeys. As the needle

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:23.080
<v Speaker 1>on the spitometer crept higher and higher than neatly kept

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 1>fields and freshly painted houses became a blur. Mile after

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 1>miles slipped by, Johnson felt that he and the car

0:31:29.720 --> 0:31:32.600
<v Speaker 1>had become one, soaring like a hawk on a summer breeze.

0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:37.560
<v Speaker 1>But his mood soon soured. The condition of the road deteriorated.

0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Asphalt gave way to chip seal, which gave way to

0:31:40.160 --> 0:31:43.480
<v Speaker 1>gravel and finally ended up his dirt. Johnson jumped on

0:31:43.560 --> 0:31:45.840
<v Speaker 1>the brakes when a huge pothole emerged in the center

0:31:45.880 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 1>of the road, cursing the delay, checked his watch again.

0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:51.960
<v Speaker 1>It was almost five. The long drive down the country

0:31:52.040 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 1>road had doled his sense of time. I'd better turn around,

0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:58.560
<v Speaker 1>he cautioned himself, as he studied the road ahead, looking

0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:00.120
<v Speaker 1>for a safe place to make a U turn, And

0:32:00.280 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 1>he saw it, an old farmhouse stepped back from the road.

0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:06.200
<v Speaker 1>If it hadn't been for the pothole, he would have

0:32:06.280 --> 0:32:09.920
<v Speaker 1>missed it completely. By the mailbox, a freshly painted sign

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:14.560
<v Speaker 1>read Ellsworth's famous spider petting Zoo open year round, all

0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:19.160
<v Speaker 1>visitors welcomed. This must be the place, he concluded. Carefully

0:32:19.200 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 1>turning up the heavily redded lane, Johnson wondered what he

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:24.840
<v Speaker 1>would find. Perhaps one of the locals playing a joke

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:28.120
<v Speaker 1>on the tourists, he mused. Tall grass slapped at the

0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:31.000
<v Speaker 1>bottom of the car, and rusted barbed wire clung to

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 1>rotted posts that ran alongside the lane. In the untilled fields,

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:38.840
<v Speaker 1>scrubby bushes had sprung up like mushrooms. Johnson tried to

0:32:38.880 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 1>imagine what the farm looked like in better days, but

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:43.920
<v Speaker 1>it was impossible. When he reached the top of the hill,

0:32:44.360 --> 0:32:48.280
<v Speaker 1>the farmhouse looked even more Decrepit blistered paint hung from

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 1>the wooden shingles, and there was a disturbing sag in

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the roof. But once it had been

0:32:53.080 --> 0:32:56.440
<v Speaker 1>the side garden was now occupied by tall thistles and

0:32:56.520 --> 0:33:00.480
<v Speaker 1>a massive tangled timbers, indicating the former site of the barn.

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<v Speaker 1>Except for the glass still being intact in the windows,

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:08.760
<v Speaker 1>the house looked abandoned. Where is everybody? Thought Johnson in

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<v Speaker 1>response to his question, an old woman dressed in a

0:33:11.240 --> 0:33:14.520
<v Speaker 1>black skirt and a woolen sweater stepped out the side door.

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<v Speaker 1>It's never a good sign by the way she was

0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 1>gnarled and withered, like the lone apple tree that stood

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 1>in the yard. Johnson guests, she must have been at

0:33:23.440 --> 0:33:28.440
<v Speaker 1>least seventy, maybe even eighty years old. She spat, turning

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:31.040
<v Speaker 1>off the radio and rolling down the car window. He replied,

0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:34.320
<v Speaker 1>is this the petting zoo? That's what the sign says,

0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 1>don't it. Ignoring her rudeness, Johnson continued, are you open,

0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll get Jake Key out back chopping wood. He watched

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<v Speaker 1>as she shuffled down a dirt path and disappeared around

0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:49.080
<v Speaker 1>the corner of the house. Charming, thought Johnson. Opening the

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:52.480
<v Speaker 1>car door, he stepped out. Despite the poverty, the farm

0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:55.200
<v Speaker 1>had a certain rustic appeal, which reminded him of the

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:57.000
<v Speaker 1>house that he grew up in in the country. But

0:33:57.080 --> 0:34:01.000
<v Speaker 1>there was something odd, something missing. Where are the flies?

0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Thought Johnson. On most farms, the low buzz of the

0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:07.959
<v Speaker 1>black swarms was constant, but here there was none. Except

0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:11.160
<v Speaker 1>for the moaning of the wind. It was quiet. Perhaps

0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:13.560
<v Speaker 1>it was the lack of animals, he thought, or maybe

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:15.759
<v Speaker 1>it was the stiff breeze at the top of the

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:18.520
<v Speaker 1>hill that kept them at bay. Glancing at his watch,

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:21.560
<v Speaker 1>he frowned. It was after five o'clock. If he did

0:34:21.560 --> 0:34:23.200
<v Speaker 1>not get back on the road soon, he would be

0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:25.840
<v Speaker 1>late for his appointment. Either that or skip his shower

0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:28.760
<v Speaker 1>after driving all day, Johnson did not want to skip

0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:32.360
<v Speaker 1>the soothing ritual. Taking one last look around, he reached

0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:34.719
<v Speaker 1>for the handle of the car door. Just then the

0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:37.520
<v Speaker 1>old woman reappeared, and behind her and even more wizened

0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:40.480
<v Speaker 1>up old man wearing faded blue overalls and a nicotine

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:43.960
<v Speaker 1>stained undershirt. Stopping at the corner of the house, the

0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:46.720
<v Speaker 1>old man spat out a long jet of chewing tobacco

0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:49.400
<v Speaker 1>onto the ground. Wiping his mouth with the back of

0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:53.440
<v Speaker 1>his hand. He paused momentarily to study Johnson. Speaking to

0:34:53.480 --> 0:34:56.120
<v Speaker 1>the old woman, he said in a low tone, thought,

0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:59.800
<v Speaker 1>I heard a car come up. Wants to see your spatters,

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:02.279
<v Speaker 1>she said, before she turned away and went back to

0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 1>the farmhouse, letting the screen door slam behind her. You

0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:08.879
<v Speaker 1>want to see my spiders, young fellow. Sure, if you're

0:35:08.920 --> 0:35:13.320
<v Speaker 1>open how much? Looking over Johnson's luxury car, he scratched

0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:20.000
<v Speaker 1>his ruddy face and said fifty, that's ridiculous. Strugging his shoulders,

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:22.239
<v Speaker 1>the old man said, take it or leave it. I

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:24.560
<v Speaker 1>got work to do, and then he spat out another

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:30.279
<v Speaker 1>long jet of chewing tobacco and turned to go So

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:35.000
<v Speaker 1>this guy, he's a sales chimp. Yeah, he's the part

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I was born to play. Apparently I'm nailing it. He's

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:40.800
<v Speaker 1>he's traveling in his luxury car. He's a spider dude

0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:45.040
<v Speaker 1>because he's to torture ants in a spider webs. Not

0:35:45.200 --> 0:35:47.840
<v Speaker 1>that he has super powers bestowed to him by a

0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:51.280
<v Speaker 1>radioactive spider, No, but it's he's made the big mistake

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 1>of going to see this redneck spider farm. Yeah, spinning,

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 1>chewing tobacco. Are you talking to a stranger indicates the

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:03.240
<v Speaker 1>presence of a redneck? Yeah, so did the overalls. Yeah alright,

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:10.480
<v Speaker 1>so back to the petting zoo. I can't leave now

0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:13.919
<v Speaker 1>after coming all this way, thought Johnson. Taking another quick

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:16.920
<v Speaker 1>glance at his watch, he said, irritably, alright, alright, but

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:20.120
<v Speaker 1>this better be good. See that sounds just like me,

0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:24.880
<v Speaker 1>it does. The old man smirked and licked his lips

0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 1>as Johnson whipped out a crisp fifty dollar bill from

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:30.080
<v Speaker 1>his wallet. Johnson did not like the old man's greedy

0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:34.000
<v Speaker 1>look and hastily shoved his wallet back in his pants pocket. Thanks,

0:36:34.719 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 1>said the old man, sarcastically, snatching the bill from Johnson's hand,

0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 1>looking it over carefully, he folded it up neatly, stuck

0:36:41.200 --> 0:36:45.200
<v Speaker 1>it in his pocket, and said, follow me. The old

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 1>man led Johnson down an overgrown path to a shed

0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:50.359
<v Speaker 1>at the back of the farmhouse. Inside, the dim glow

0:36:50.400 --> 0:36:53.680
<v Speaker 1>of fluorescent tubes highlighted the dozen plywood shelves that ran

0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:56.560
<v Speaker 1>along the walls. In contrast to the rest of the farm,

0:36:56.600 --> 0:37:00.719
<v Speaker 1>the shed was neat, almost antiseptic in appearance. Sitting on

0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:04.280
<v Speaker 1>each shelf was a glass terrarium filled with twigs and rocks.

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:07.640
<v Speaker 1>In the case closest to Johnson, a small garden spider

0:37:07.680 --> 0:37:11.040
<v Speaker 1>was spinning a web in the corner. That's an orb spider,

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>said the old man, said Johnson, annoyed by the interruption.

0:37:16.360 --> 0:37:19.640
<v Speaker 1>You know spiders a bit, replied Johnson. I used to

0:37:19.680 --> 0:37:22.319
<v Speaker 1>study them when I was a kid. I bet you're

0:37:22.360 --> 0:37:26.480
<v Speaker 1>the type that like defeat him. Yeah, catch bugs, drop

0:37:26.560 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 1>him in. See what happens? Fun, ain't it? Suddenly Johnson

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:35.320
<v Speaker 1>was uncomfortable. How did he guess my secret, he wondered.

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Johnson felt the warm rush of blood to his neck

0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:41.040
<v Speaker 1>and ears as he started to blush. No need to

0:37:41.080 --> 0:37:45.280
<v Speaker 1>be a shame, young fellow. All kids do it. It's natural.

0:37:46.440 --> 0:37:49.839
<v Speaker 1>Trying to change the topic, Johnson asked, you you've been

0:37:49.920 --> 0:37:53.440
<v Speaker 1>at this long keeping spiders. Yeah, I've been at it

0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:58.400
<v Speaker 1>a while. Most folks scared of spiders. Not me. Me

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 1>and spider Gilon feel good. Johnson turned back to watch

0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:05.400
<v Speaker 1>a large black spider in another case sucking up the

0:38:05.480 --> 0:38:09.640
<v Speaker 1>half digested slurry of its latest victim. Trying to be polite,

0:38:09.719 --> 0:38:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Johnson asked, but you don't give many visitors here, being

0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:16.839
<v Speaker 1>so far from the highway. Donate him, said the old man.

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:20.600
<v Speaker 1>This is just a sideline. Pausing for effect, he added,

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I breed him. Johnson looked puzzled for the college, explained

0:38:25.719 --> 0:38:28.839
<v Speaker 1>the old man. They use him for research. Does it

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:33.839
<v Speaker 1>pay well? Good enough? Uh? They don't know squat about spiders,

0:38:33.880 --> 0:38:36.719
<v Speaker 1>said the old man, spinning on the floor. Johnson looked

0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:38.959
<v Speaker 1>down and saw that a streak of the sticky black

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:42.840
<v Speaker 1>tobacco had splashed on his shoes. I've been doing research

0:38:42.880 --> 0:38:46.000
<v Speaker 1>on my own, said the old man proudly. Spatters are

0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:51.120
<v Speaker 1>just like any other creator. Cows, horses, dogs, They're all

0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:54.239
<v Speaker 1>the same breed. The best with the best, and you

0:38:54.320 --> 0:38:58.680
<v Speaker 1>get the best or the The old man's voice trailed

0:38:58.719 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 1>off as he started to laugh. There was something about

0:39:03.080 --> 0:39:06.319
<v Speaker 1>his tone that made Johnson uneasy. You want to see

0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:10.439
<v Speaker 1>him a prize winner. Johnson looked around. Oh, she ain't here.

0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:13.200
<v Speaker 1>I keep her in the barn. She kind of makes

0:39:13.239 --> 0:39:16.960
<v Speaker 1>he's created nervous. I can't say he's blames him. He

0:39:17.040 --> 0:39:19.319
<v Speaker 1>won't see her. The way the old man said it,

0:39:19.400 --> 0:39:23.880
<v Speaker 1>the question sounded more like a challenge. Johnson hesitated. He

0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:26.000
<v Speaker 1>wanted to say no, but he could not let the

0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:29.720
<v Speaker 1>old man see that he was afraid. Sure, answered Johnson,

0:39:30.000 --> 0:39:33.560
<v Speaker 1>What could it be, he asked himself, A tarantula. With

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:35.840
<v Speaker 1>the old man in front, they went down a lesser

0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:38.160
<v Speaker 1>used path to a small barn behind a stand of

0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:41.320
<v Speaker 1>trees that made it invisible from the farmhouse. A shiny

0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:44.120
<v Speaker 1>new lock on a rusted hask yielded to the old

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:47.400
<v Speaker 1>man's key. I don't like kids messing with the stuff.

0:39:48.480 --> 0:39:51.480
<v Speaker 1>The ancient wooden door swung open. Inside it was pitch black.

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Johnson hesitated, what was it that made him apprehensive? His

0:39:56.600 --> 0:39:59.759
<v Speaker 1>mouth felt dry and he tried to swallow. Going in

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:02.400
<v Speaker 1>to him the old man as he shoved Johnson through

0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:06.200
<v Speaker 1>the door, Stumbling on a raised sill, Johnson fell to

0:40:06.239 --> 0:40:09.839
<v Speaker 1>one knee, ripping his pants. Damn it, he cursed. He's

0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 1>a light switch ahead, are you, the old man reassured him. Jase,

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:17.960
<v Speaker 1>pull the string. The stench of moldy hay made Johnson gag.

0:40:19.640 --> 0:40:23.319
<v Speaker 1>Where is it the spider, he called out. He's in

0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:26.439
<v Speaker 1>the back. He can't miss her. Where is the light?

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Right and funny? Can't you see it? Mocked the old man.

0:40:31.080 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Johnson stretched out his hand. At first he could not

0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:36.919
<v Speaker 1>feel anything. Then, slowly groping the air in, he caught

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:40.279
<v Speaker 1>hold of it. Johnson's heart leapt in relief. But there

0:40:40.400 --> 0:40:44.200
<v Speaker 1>was something strange. The line didn't feel like a string.

0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:49.080
<v Speaker 1>It was sticky. Like pulling the line, Johnson knew he

0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:51.960
<v Speaker 1>had made a mistake. Something rustled in the rafters above him,

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:55.200
<v Speaker 1>and bits of straw floated down. Johnson bolted for the opening.

0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:59.279
<v Speaker 1>Enjoy yourself, cackled the old man as he slammed the door.

0:40:59.360 --> 0:41:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Unlocked it. Let me out, Let me out, shouted Johnson.

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:06.120
<v Speaker 1>Pounding on the door. Let me out you a buzzard,

0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:08.560
<v Speaker 1>But it was no use. The dried out wooden door

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:11.720
<v Speaker 1>was like iron. Pausing to catch his breath, his fist throbbing,

0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:15.439
<v Speaker 1>Johnson looked around slowly, his eyes grew accustomed to the dark,

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:18.000
<v Speaker 1>but appeared to be a black chasm, was, in fact

0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:20.880
<v Speaker 1>the side entrance to the barn. There must be another

0:41:20.920 --> 0:41:24.640
<v Speaker 1>way out, he thought, But where in the gloom He

0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:27.000
<v Speaker 1>could see that beyond the entryway there was a large

0:41:27.040 --> 0:41:29.839
<v Speaker 1>open space, and beyond that a boarded up window through

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:33.319
<v Speaker 1>which thin shafts of sunlight streamed. Great, all I have

0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:35.320
<v Speaker 1>to do is cross the barn, pull off one or

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:37.879
<v Speaker 1>two of those boards, and climb out, thought Johnson. Then

0:41:37.880 --> 0:41:40.959
<v Speaker 1>I'll show that old man fifty bucks. He'll wish i'd

0:41:40.960 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 1>never stopped. Then he heard another rustle overhead, and straw

0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:48.520
<v Speaker 1>floated down. Who is it? Who's there? He called out.

0:41:48.960 --> 0:41:51.719
<v Speaker 1>I'll bet it's that old man, thought Johnson. He thinks

0:41:51.719 --> 0:41:54.879
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna scare me. Sure you just keep that up,

0:41:54.880 --> 0:41:57.440
<v Speaker 1>old man, Johnson called out again. Let's see how much

0:41:57.520 --> 0:42:00.320
<v Speaker 1>laughing you do when I bashed your face in Again,

0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:03.560
<v Speaker 1>that's just totally me. But first, I've got to get

0:42:03.600 --> 0:42:07.319
<v Speaker 1>to that window. Be careful, he cautioned himself. This barn

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:09.560
<v Speaker 1>must be full of junk. I don't want to fall

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:12.359
<v Speaker 1>down and get hurt. Despite the heat and the bar

0:42:12.400 --> 0:42:15.120
<v Speaker 1>and he shivered, licking the sweat off his upper lips.

0:42:15.320 --> 0:42:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Johnson slowly picked his way across the wide wooden plank

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:21.879
<v Speaker 1>barn floor, being careful not to trip. Shadows of old

0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:25.000
<v Speaker 1>machinery and tools loomed around him. A leather harness that

0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 1>hung from the wall looked like a hangman's noose. There

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:31.319
<v Speaker 1>was a peculiar smell too. It reminded him of a

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 1>package of chicken that he once left in the trunk

0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:36.120
<v Speaker 1>of his car in a hot summer day. It was

0:42:36.160 --> 0:42:40.480
<v Speaker 1>the sickly sweet scent of rotten meat. Oh gross, muttered Johnson.

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:44.240
<v Speaker 1>There's a dead animal in here. In less than a minute,

0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:46.080
<v Speaker 1>he had crossed the barn and was standing in front

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 1>of the boarded up window blocking his exit, where three

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:52.799
<v Speaker 1>boards nailed haphazardly into the frame. Either the old man

0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:54.960
<v Speaker 1>was too weak or too lazy to drive them all

0:42:55.000 --> 0:42:58.200
<v Speaker 1>the way in, concluded Johnson. I can probably pull them

0:42:58.239 --> 0:43:03.520
<v Speaker 1>off with my bare hands. He smiled triumphantly. All right,

0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:05.680
<v Speaker 1>So Johnson has been locked in the barn. It smells

0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:09.319
<v Speaker 1>like chicken. It smells like rotting chicken. Uh, there's a

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:11.399
<v Speaker 1>leather harness hanging from the wall. So I think I'd

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:13.360
<v Speaker 1>be glad at this point that the old man left.

0:43:13.400 --> 0:43:15.759
<v Speaker 1>At least I would think there would be some sort

0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 1>of deliverance like thing going on here. Yeah, I mean

0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:22.239
<v Speaker 1>he shoved him. The guys ripped his jeans. Sure there

0:43:22.280 --> 0:43:26.480
<v Speaker 1>was like that was hostile. It was very hostile. All right,

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 1>here we go. The first board was half rotted and

0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 1>fell apart in his hands. Light streamed in as it

0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:35.200
<v Speaker 1>came away from the frame. Then he shifted his attention

0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:37.359
<v Speaker 1>to the second one, the board in the middle. If

0:43:37.360 --> 0:43:39.839
<v Speaker 1>he could get this one off, he could easily climb out.

0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:43.000
<v Speaker 1>But this board wouldn't be so easy. It was like

0:43:43.040 --> 0:43:45.080
<v Speaker 1>the old door of the barn, dried out and tough

0:43:45.120 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 1>as steel. Gripping the board with both hands, he began

0:43:47.960 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 1>pulling the nails, squealed in protest, and the board started

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:57.000
<v Speaker 1>to move, only a little bit. Grunted Johnson, the thought

0:43:57.000 --> 0:43:59.920
<v Speaker 1>of throttling old man excited him just a bit further.

0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:04.720
<v Speaker 1>Another halp, and he could almost feel his fingers closing

0:44:04.719 --> 0:44:07.719
<v Speaker 1>around the old Man's scrawn the neck, the eyes bulging,

0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:14.080
<v Speaker 1>the tongue sticking out another half inch. Then it stopped. Desperately,

0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Johnson yanked at the board, but it was no use.

0:44:16.440 --> 0:44:19.959
<v Speaker 1>It would not yield. I need more leverage, he said

0:44:20.000 --> 0:44:23.840
<v Speaker 1>to himself and out loud. Balancing on one foot, he

0:44:23.920 --> 0:44:26.840
<v Speaker 1>braced his other against the window frame and started pulling again.

0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:29.960
<v Speaker 1>The muscles in his forearms and back bulged. Was restrained

0:44:29.960 --> 0:44:32.719
<v Speaker 1>against the board. Sweat rolled down his forehead and into

0:44:32.760 --> 0:44:36.000
<v Speaker 1>his eyes. Come on, he pleaded with the wood, Come on.

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:39.919
<v Speaker 1>In this frustration, Johnson did not hear the soft tap

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:44.000
<v Speaker 1>tap tap on the floor behind him, tap tap tap,

0:44:44.320 --> 0:44:47.880
<v Speaker 1>like a blind man with his cane, tap tap tap.

0:44:48.560 --> 0:44:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Then it was too late. It struck the force of

0:44:51.920 --> 0:44:54.920
<v Speaker 1>the attack. Ramdom faced first against the wall, knocking the

0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:57.399
<v Speaker 1>wind out of him. Warm blood trickled from his nose

0:44:57.400 --> 0:45:00.439
<v Speaker 1>and ran down his cheek. What was that ring around?

0:45:00.440 --> 0:45:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Slowly he could see in the light from the window

0:45:02.400 --> 0:45:06.080
<v Speaker 1>his attacker was crouched inside an empty stall along the

0:45:06.080 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 1>opposite wall, the legs tints ready to spring. It was

0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:13.439
<v Speaker 1>a spider, no doubt, one of the old Man's experiments

0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:17.840
<v Speaker 1>that this was no ordinary spider. It was huge, about

0:45:17.840 --> 0:45:20.600
<v Speaker 1>the size of a pit bowl, with legs that extended

0:45:20.600 --> 0:45:23.640
<v Speaker 1>out three or four feet on either side. Its eyes

0:45:23.760 --> 0:45:27.719
<v Speaker 1>stared coldly at him. Johnson did a quick tally of

0:45:27.760 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 1>his injuries. Except for his bloody knows, he was unharmed.

0:45:31.040 --> 0:45:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Perhaps the large size of the creature made it difficult

0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:36.560
<v Speaker 1>for its a mountain attack, he conjectured. Possibly it did

0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 1>not even recognize him as prey. I'm sure that's it.

0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Spiders normally eat moths and insects, he reminded himself, not

0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:46.120
<v Speaker 1>human beings. When he was a kid, Johnson liked to

0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:50.359
<v Speaker 1>throw twigs into a web just to see the spider's reaction. Invariably,

0:45:50.560 --> 0:45:52.759
<v Speaker 1>after pouncing on the object, the spider would pluck it

0:45:52.800 --> 0:45:54.680
<v Speaker 1>out of the web, turn it over, and drop it

0:45:54.719 --> 0:45:57.440
<v Speaker 1>on the ground. Johnson hopped, the spider would show the

0:45:57.480 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 1>same lack of interest from its vantage point at the

0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:02.720
<v Speaker 1>other end of the bar, and the creature seemed puzzled,

0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:06.799
<v Speaker 1>unsure of itself. Spiders are cautious, he told himself. It's

0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:09.879
<v Speaker 1>waiting for me to make the next move. Although every

0:46:09.880 --> 0:46:12.000
<v Speaker 1>fiber in his body screamed to run, his brain told

0:46:12.080 --> 0:46:14.640
<v Speaker 1>him to stay still. The spider was too big and

0:46:14.680 --> 0:46:18.560
<v Speaker 1>too fast the outrun. You need a weapon, he told himself.

0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Quickly looking about, he saw the rotten board from the

0:46:21.560 --> 0:46:24.200
<v Speaker 1>window lying at his feet. It was about two ft long,

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 1>with a jagged point at one end. It'll have to

0:46:26.640 --> 0:46:30.080
<v Speaker 1>do slowly. He bent down to pick it up. The

0:46:30.160 --> 0:46:33.280
<v Speaker 1>spider crouched low like a sprinter, ready to strike again.

0:46:33.560 --> 0:46:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Johnson froze his fingers only inches from the board. Easy girl,

0:46:37.400 --> 0:46:43.120
<v Speaker 1>he whispered, softly. Easy. The spider relaxed, but not completely deliberately.

0:46:43.120 --> 0:46:47.279
<v Speaker 1>It began to move forward, cat tat, tat. Johnson was

0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:50.799
<v Speaker 1>amazed by the creature's grace, like a ballerina tiptoeing in

0:46:50.960 --> 0:46:53.279
<v Speaker 1>from the darkened wings of a theater. It was a

0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:56.920
<v Speaker 1>marvel of beauty and design. The body, covered by fine

0:46:56.920 --> 0:46:59.480
<v Speaker 1>gray hair, had the look of velvet, while the eight

0:46:59.560 --> 0:47:03.719
<v Speaker 1>legs extended from the thorax provided speed and balance. As

0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:06.839
<v Speaker 1>it approached Johnson, the spider carefully extended one four leg

0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:09.719
<v Speaker 1>toward him. Johnson quickly knocked it away with his hand.

0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:12.799
<v Speaker 1>The creature stopped and cocked its plate sized head to

0:47:12.880 --> 0:47:16.319
<v Speaker 1>one side. The eight eyes looked like black fists. Then

0:47:16.360 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 1>the leg came forward again. At the tip, Johnson could

0:47:19.000 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 1>see the spikelike claw for catching prey. It touched his

0:47:22.600 --> 0:47:25.760
<v Speaker 1>left shoulder through his jacket. He could feel the sharp

0:47:25.800 --> 0:47:29.400
<v Speaker 1>point digging into his skin. Johnson winced and stepped backwards

0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:32.040
<v Speaker 1>to the wall, but there was no place to go. Slowly,

0:47:32.080 --> 0:47:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the other four leg came forward. Johnson recoil, trying to

0:47:35.080 --> 0:47:37.359
<v Speaker 1>ward off the attack with his free arm, but their

0:47:37.360 --> 0:47:40.200
<v Speaker 1>creature was too strong. It brushed his arm aside as

0:47:40.200 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 1>if there were a piece of lint, and planted a

0:47:42.200 --> 0:47:45.880
<v Speaker 1>second claw into his other shirts. Johnson cried out, help, help,

0:47:46.239 --> 0:47:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Then the spider reared up on its hind legs, forcing

0:47:48.800 --> 0:47:51.239
<v Speaker 1>Johnson to his knee. For a brief moment, he and

0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:54.000
<v Speaker 1>the creature looked into each other's eyes. It was almost

0:47:54.000 --> 0:47:56.840
<v Speaker 1>like love. Then he saw the six inch fangs that

0:47:56.920 --> 0:47:59.719
<v Speaker 1>extended from the head drops A venom gleamed in the

0:47:59.760 --> 0:48:03.160
<v Speaker 1>half light. He watched in fascination as the cruel daggers

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:06.120
<v Speaker 1>arched high over him. Then he screamed as they plunged

0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:09.960
<v Speaker 1>deeply into his chest. Instantly, white hot pain ripped through

0:48:10.000 --> 0:48:13.760
<v Speaker 1>his body. Then it was gone. The spider had retreated

0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:16.359
<v Speaker 1>back to the skull. Johnson knew that he had only

0:48:16.400 --> 0:48:19.080
<v Speaker 1>a minute or two before the poison paralyzed him. This

0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:22.880
<v Speaker 1>is it, he said to himself, my only chance. Ignoring

0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:25.920
<v Speaker 1>his wounds, Johnson turned back to the window. Grabbing at

0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:28.760
<v Speaker 1>the board, he yanked and pulled to no avail. Already

0:48:28.800 --> 0:48:31.480
<v Speaker 1>the venom was having its effect. His hands were numb

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:34.120
<v Speaker 1>and his arms felt like lead. Gasping for air, he

0:48:34.160 --> 0:48:36.719
<v Speaker 1>threw himself at the boards again and again, but it

0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:40.160
<v Speaker 1>was no use. He was beaten. Great sob shook his

0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:42.279
<v Speaker 1>body as he slumped to the floor. This can't be

0:48:42.360 --> 0:48:48.120
<v Speaker 1>happening to me, he protested. It's ridiculous. It is ridiculous. Right,

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:50.600
<v Speaker 1>he's attacked by a spire the size of a pit pull.

0:48:50.880 --> 0:48:53.759
<v Speaker 1>I would find that hard to believe. Well, that's why

0:48:53.760 --> 0:48:56.880
<v Speaker 1>you're playing, Johnson thanks. Looking back at the spider, he

0:48:56.920 --> 0:48:59.080
<v Speaker 1>could see that had still not moved. What is she

0:48:59.239 --> 0:49:02.239
<v Speaker 1>waiting for, he wondered, Why did she finish me off?

0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:06.480
<v Speaker 1>He soon had his answer. Shimmering like a great overcoat,

0:49:06.880 --> 0:49:10.799
<v Speaker 1>there was something on the spider's back. It moved and undulated,

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:14.080
<v Speaker 1>like a small wave, flowing back and forth. Then a

0:49:14.120 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 1>piece of the wave pulled away and dropped to the floor.

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:20.719
<v Speaker 1>It was another spider, only a lot smaller, about the

0:49:20.760 --> 0:49:24.320
<v Speaker 1>size of a rat. Johnson recalled that some spiders carry

0:49:24.320 --> 0:49:27.880
<v Speaker 1>their young in their backs. Horrified, he realized that he

0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:30.359
<v Speaker 1>had stumbled into their nursery and it was feeding down.

0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:34.239
<v Speaker 1>Another one dropped to the floor, and then another. Soon

0:49:34.320 --> 0:49:37.759
<v Speaker 1>there was a long line of spiders slowly crawling towards him.

0:49:38.400 --> 0:49:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Through fading eyesight, he saw the first one reached his

0:49:41.280 --> 0:49:44.840
<v Speaker 1>foot pinitively, its four leg probe the air until it

0:49:44.840 --> 0:49:48.160
<v Speaker 1>found his leg and added it. It was light and delicate,

0:49:48.200 --> 0:49:50.960
<v Speaker 1>like the touch of a child. Johnson opened his mouth

0:49:51.000 --> 0:49:55.160
<v Speaker 1>to screen it. My sound came. The last thing Johnson

0:49:55.160 --> 0:49:58.279
<v Speaker 1>saw before he lost consciousness was a spider tearing a

0:49:58.280 --> 0:50:00.080
<v Speaker 1>piece of flesh from the back of his hands. And

0:50:01.360 --> 0:50:04.799
<v Speaker 1>it's curtains for Johnson. Yeah, no more lines for me.

0:50:05.280 --> 0:50:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Baby spiders. That's the size of rats. That's really alpful.

0:50:10.560 --> 0:50:12.400
<v Speaker 1>Back at the farmhouse, the old man picked up the

0:50:12.400 --> 0:50:15.080
<v Speaker 1>whiskey bottle from the kitchen table, poured himself another drink,

0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:17.919
<v Speaker 1>and plopped down on the ancient recliner. How long it take,

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Jake asked the old woman. Not long, he grunted. They

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:27.120
<v Speaker 1>ain't it since Sunday, get sign I chrat mo folks

0:50:27.760 --> 0:50:30.960
<v Speaker 1>now the signs okay? Anyway, we don't need a crowd,

0:50:31.320 --> 0:50:34.360
<v Speaker 1>said the old man, taking a long, hard swallow. What

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to do with his car, she asked, standing

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<v Speaker 1>at the window admiring the now ownerless vehicle. I hear

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<v Speaker 1>young Dougal needs one for running moon Sean. Willing to

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<v Speaker 1>pay good price too, said the old man. Won't he asked? Questions,

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<v Speaker 1>wondered the old woman, pouring a drink and easing herself

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<v Speaker 1>down onto a dusty couch. Nah, he don't care, snickered

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<v Speaker 1>the old man. I talked to him tomorrow. Meanwhile, pass

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<v Speaker 1>me that remote. Let's see what's on the TV. Boom

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<v Speaker 1>comes down. The whole thing was an indictment and American's

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<v Speaker 1>addiction to television. I think you're right, and America's propensity

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<v Speaker 1>to to shun farm people and a grow giant spiders.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, man, Everything was represented. It's basically like mom

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<v Speaker 1>apple Pie in baseball team. That's right, all right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good one. Good job Johnson, Good job, Peter. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what is an old man's name? Is no

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<v Speaker 1>Peter the author, the guy who actually wrote absolutely Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>great job. And thanks to Annie for providing the counterpart

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<v Speaker 1>to clead us a slight John joke. Thanks to you

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<v Speaker 1>for your redneck man, my spirited redneck. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you got anything else? I think that's pretty great. I

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<v Speaker 1>do have one thing else, all right. Happy Halloween, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Halloween. We'll see you next year. For more on

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