WEBVTT - Some time with… Dave Coulier (Part 1) 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:21.040 Welcome back to how Rude Tanner Ritos. We are so 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.320 excited about today's guest. He is one of our favorite 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:28.000 and funniest people in our lives. You know him as Joey, 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:30.680 although whether or not he is Uncle Joey is under 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:31.480 constant debate. 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:32.720 We're going to solve that today. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.519 We know him as Poo Poo, thanks to. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:37.720 His ability to crack not only a joke but also 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:41.600 a fart at the most inopportune times. He is an actor, 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:45.720 a comedian, a director, an impressionist, and a fellow podcaster. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:49.440 Please welcome the one and only Dave Coolier. 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:55.400 Dave Poo Pooh helloo, part of my favorite. 0:00:57.640 --> 0:01:00.880 We just tried to do the the well becoming trumpet 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:04.480 and it was pretty abysmal, but I was proud of myself. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:05.679 Yeah, we tried. 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.520 It sounds more like someone killing some sort of a 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.440 duck or a goose something. 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.600 Yeah, a marsupial maybe maybe. 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:19.360 Yeah, yeah, strangling, strangling a marsupial. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:23.520 That's what I'm imagining, you know, it's a marsupial. Yes, 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.000 the Miracle of Thanksgiving trumpet, that one, that. 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:30.039 One, Yeah, it's yeah, the miracle. 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:32.160 There there it. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:37.000 Is, That's what it is whatever I was doing just 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:38.399 sounded Yeah. 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:40.800 I'm like, it's something I needed to take a thumbs for. 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:42.440 Mine's an asthmatic fart. 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:48.720 Asthmatic you have to take a for that. Bumps. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:53.640 Yeah, well you're taking thumbs if it's aisthmatic fart, it's 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.400 a bums that I take it. 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:59.320 That's a one of those kind of pills. 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:03.080 In fact, it makes that sound poop when it goes in. 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:07.600 What does it make when it comes out? I see, 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:08.320 I told. 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.880 You this is, this is what happens I I. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:12.679 They were like, oh, do you think we need to 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:12.959 run on? 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.040 I was like, here's what I will tell you is 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.200 that there is no way to predict what is. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:18.360 Going to happen in this interview. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.200 Well, the only thing I do know is that it's 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:22.760 going to go wildly off topic and have a lot 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:23.520 of bathroom humor. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.160 So I just finished building this house and it's a 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:30.040 giant bathroom, the whole thing. 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.000 Every chair in it, you just lift it up and 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:35.480 it actually is also Yeah, just for convenience. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:39.079 Every seat, every seat is a seat. Yeah. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:42.280 How many Japanese bidets do you have in your new house? 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:47.640 We have six In the toilet we had we had 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.079 to change the settings because every time you'd walk by, 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.639 like the powder room bathroom, the toilet would open up and. 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.280 It was a little it was an over sensitive toilet. 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:01.280 Well can't you have one of those in your house? 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:01.960 I'm just saying. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.639 And it looks like the toilet's constantly hungry. 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:11.400 Right, Oh wow, Well, Andrea probably has the day envy. 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:15.760 I do remember upon I believe upon your return from Japan. 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.960 Wasn't that the Christmas gift that you got that year? 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.840 Oh yeah, my dad all the. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:26.600 Yeah, I remember laughing at it. And now I'm like, 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:27.359 you know. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:28.840 That'll get gift. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.480 Ever, it's the gift that keeps on giving, you know, 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:33.000 every three times. 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:35.240 I'm so glad that this is how we started the show. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:40.160 Well say they say the best day is a day 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:41.560 with a day. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.000 Let's get that cross stitched on. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:51.559 Oh right, that's like I'm so happy to see I'm. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:55.080 So happy to see you too much, and we love. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:04:00.960 Too mud facetimed me yesterday John Stamos for. 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:03.920 Those who don't, Yes, we did. We We let people 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:06.280 know that that is his his nickname. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.720 Good good. Yes, he's very sick. 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:14.880 He has strap and no, well I'm not surprised. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.200 He's been doing this book tour and just running himself 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.240 absolutely ragged. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:22.679 Yeah, so he's very sick, and he sounds like b Arthur. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.080 And I said, you know, if they do the b 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:28.440 Arthur story, you're one wig away from starring in that. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:35.120 Oh yeah, I mean he's done everything else, Like why not? 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:36.800 Do you know what? 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.640 I I'd be okay with that. I mean, even as 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.080 much as I want to be b Arthur and the 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:45.719 Golden Girls, John in a wig as b Arthur and 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:47.520 that would be fantastic. 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:48.440 Where's my wig? 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.920 Where's my wig? Again? 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:51.120 What? 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:54.719 Okay? What did that come from? What was Where's my wig? Why? 0:04:55.240 --> 0:05:00.320 I was goofing around with Bob and Joel's assistant Marge. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.599 Right yeah, merge Marge. 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:07.359 We would do this bit where uh he was. She 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:09.680 would run up to Joel and go, Joel's my wing 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:12.920 and that's how that stirns. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:18.320 Now we have to But Joel's assistant Marge was basically 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:22.200 a real live version of Marge Simpson's sisters, right. 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:25.599 The smoking like, hey, how is it going? 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:26.120 You know? 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:29.279 Like, but she was like his assistant that ran everything 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:33.320 for him. And Marge was always there and was really 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.080 probably a great sport about being the butt of you 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:37.120 and Bob's jokes. 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:41.479 Yes, and speak speaking of butts, I think Marge is 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:46.400 the only personal life who would actually strain her coffee 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:47.760 through a cigarette. Butt. 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:53.000 Why she just smoked her coffee. 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:57.440 Actually she that was yeah, yes, her and Billy with 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:59.560 the coffee, coffee, coffee and the cigarettes. 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:01.800 God. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.839 You know, I really talked about anything yet, have we No. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:05.240 We haven't. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:09.680 And I said this that they you know, when we 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.280 were talking to our producers about how do you think 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:12.720 you know? Okay, what do we need to break down 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:16.039 for the interview? I said, it's not gonna go. We 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.680 can write all the things down, we can do all 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:20.920 the things. One thing that I know is an interview 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:25.480 with Dave is is a journey. Just just put your 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:27.800 seat belts on, guys. It's like the It's like the 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:29.839 Lily Wonka boat, you know what I mean. There might 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:33.800 be some really terrifying things and also some really funny things. 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:36.239 We don't know where it's going to go, but we don't. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:39.240 But that's I like that. I like doing that with you. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:43.440 I love that, can I can I You mentioned the 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:48.960 Japan trip, and that was the first time Andrea and 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:52.720 I like did something together. We went to lunch. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.480 Remember we went to lunch in Japan. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:57.159 You don't remember that. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:00.359 Oh no, that wasn't Japan. That was New York. But 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:01.720 that was right after Japan. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.479 Those big statues with the little weenie, Yeah, that was 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.040 New York. That was Columbus Circle. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:10.520 It was it promoting Fuller House. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.160 Yes, it was that same trip where we did Japan. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.400 Straight from Bran we went to New York. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:18.160 We did San Francisco to Japan to New York, and 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:21.520 we did in one day. We were in in one 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:23.600 twenty four hour period because of the time travel. 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.240 We were in Tokyo looking. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.800 At a Christmas tree and then standing in Rockefeller Center 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.160 and looking at the Christmas tree, all within a twenty. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.240 Four hour period. And I was like, that's really cool that. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.440 I con say I died that, But I remember those statues. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.080 Because you needed a shirt, Like we were going to 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:38.680 go on the Today Show or something the next day, 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.520 and you're like, I don't have a shirt, right. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:40.920 That's right. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:42.560 We're like, oh god, I didn't come to and we're 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.520 like you do know you're on a press tour, right, 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:45.680 So I. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.440 Went shopping for a shirt with you. 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:50.680 We went shopping for a shirt, and we went we 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:54.280 got something to eat, and we stood by some weird statues. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.680 Yes, the statues with the very large statues with the 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:02.880 very small right, there was no more, no more approach. 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:04.600 I mean, it could just be proportioned, you know what 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:08.400 I mean. It's it could be average. But there's just 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:09.040 the statue. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:09.400 Now. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:10.880 I got to dig out the picture. I got to 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:12.200 dig out the picture later. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:16.080 And so when you when should we start the interviews? 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.040 The time we have for today books. 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:19.200 That's all we've done. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:23.000 I have a question, Andrea, is that the full House 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.560 House cookie jar behind you? 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:26.120 It is? 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.120 Yes, it is not the o G one, right, it's 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:32.559 the it's the it's from the Fuller replica, right, well. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:33.360 The one that we got. 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.199 It's not the one that we got one season from 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:37.720 Jeff as a gift. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:39.960 No, no, this is from the set. 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:45.200 Because we just moved into our new house here and 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:49.360 we were unboxing things and I found the original cookie 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:53.120 jar one. Oh that's all you know, painted like the house. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:56.960 Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I don't have I don't know 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:57.600 where that one went. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:08:58.880 I don't know where that one went either. 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.080 I'm sure it's in my mom it's somewhere at my 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:05.320 mom's house. It'll it'll be found in a cupboard. 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.560 At some point, we unboxed a ton of stuff that 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:14.800 I didn't know I had, like what house, full House, 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:19.920 stuff from when you guys were really little, like you know, 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:23.760 just my mom kept everything. And so she. 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:26.720 Says the theme all of our moms have kept everything. 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:28.800 We've been going through all of the things that our 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:33.319 moms have kept and like, Mom, yeah, my mom's keep everything. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.760 I know. I know. And my dad, my dad was 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:42.920 never interested in in my career. He would just he 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:46.080 would just ask for autographs for all the people that 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.439 he knew at the local diner that he. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.320 Right, Yes, my dad does the same. My dad Will 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:55.400 Will would introduce me to people and he'd be like, 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.080 this is my famous time. I'm like, oh my, but 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:00.400 it was like both horrifying and proud. 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:04.560 Yeah, my dad. My dad would do that. He would 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:09.040 He had a bunch of copies of a promo photo 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:12.520 from like season one of Full House, and he just 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:16.800 kept using it like thirty years later, and he'd always go, hey, 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:21.120 Dave signed this to Kathy and sign it Dave Coolier, 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:21.640 would you. 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:25.040 As opposed to your other names? 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.640 That's what I would always say to him, like what 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:28.280 am I gonna tell? 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.480 Do you think I signed this normally? What do you 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:31.560 think I put on here? 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:35.840 Because that because that was that was my dad. Yeah, 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:40.440 but he was he was never really asked me about 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:45.959 any shows or anything. Uh but my brothers told me 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:50.040 years later he said Dad watches Full House and Syndication 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:54.240 every day and laughs. But he never told me that. 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.120 And so I never thought my dad was, you know, 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.959 really like cared about my career have it. So my 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.640 dad passed away like a year and a half two 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:07.800 years ago, and Melissa and I were cleaning out his 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:13.840 house and we found a secret drawer where he kept everything, 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.840 so he was paying attention, and I cried. It was 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:20.840 such an emotional thing. 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.880 Are you going to cry? Like that's such a. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:24.439 He kept everything. 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:28.280 That's such a bad thing to do too. It's like 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:29.240 not to say it, but. 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:33.440 Like my dad never wanted to play favorites with the 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:34.679 four kids. 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:35.120 Yeah. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:39.080 So you know if my brother, you know, got an 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:42.160 A in class, my dad would you know it was 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:46.320 you know, everybody got the same treatment. Or if I 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:50.840 you know, would come home after you know, shooting a 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.920 season or something, you know, my dad would go, hey, Dave, 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:58.000 I want you to help Dan with the garbage, garbage, making. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:01.839 Sure everybody was He wanted an even yeah playing field. 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:04.240 You know. He would he would talk up what my 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:08.719 sisters would do and what my brother would do. And 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:11.880 in all those years, I thought, at my dad could 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:14.920 care less. And then we found that stuff and it 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:16.040 was really emotional. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:18.240 I love that. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:19.440 I love that. 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.040 Yeah, our parents like kept so much of that stuff, 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:25.400 and we're such a part of you know, a part 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:27.040 of the show and the extended family. 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:27.959 I love that. 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:32.400 Now I was talking to Karen Miller. Her and I 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:35.040 are developing animated series together. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:38.840 Oh yeah, no, I didn't know that for our HRT audience. 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:42.280 Karen Miller was one of the original producers on Full 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:46.800 House who has stayed friends with some of us randomly 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.840 throughout the years. She is a lovely, lovely human and 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.080 worked for Disney for a long time. 0:12:53.200 --> 0:13:03.080 Right NBC Universal University. She's the president of Cyber Group USA, 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:07.240 which is a huge animation company in France, a great 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:08.920 global company. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:12.000 I remember Karen and her daughter. Her daughter's like an 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:14.120 adult now, but I remember you know her as a 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:17.720 little kid too. Olivia, Yeah, Olivia, Yeah, it's a fun 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:18.559 extended family. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.920 Yeah, Christopher Olivia. But she mentioned to me, she goes, Dave, 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.839 I have the Full House Cookbook. Do you want it? 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.679 I said, I didn't know there was a Full House Cookbook. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:33.080 She goes, yes, I've got got a What was that? 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.760 We actually did a we actually did a minisode on it, 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.040 on the Full House Cookbook. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:42.439 There you have a recipe in there, the woodchuck fizzy yep, 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.720 which is like there were I think. 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.760 It was like woodchuck fizzy and there was also like 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.000 how to make ice or something, or like how to 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:53.000 boil water or something. We're like, your two contributions were 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.400 just like something just stupid but great. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:58.680 So was that something that was happening behind the scenes, 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.040 like and like you guys were doing that while you 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:01.360 were in. 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:05.280 School and you were Yeah, A, I believe Adria and 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.240 the studio teachers kind of spearheaded it. And we were 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:14.319 going around collecting recipes from everybody. And I seem to remember, 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:18.760 maybe I'm making this up, highly possible, but I seem 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:21.600 to remember that we were selling them and maybe donated 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:24.200 the money or something, or did we just make them 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.120 for everybody. I thought we were like selling them and 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.320 donating the money. Is I seem to remember that it 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.640 was some sort of like project that we kind of 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:34.200 came up with, and I don't and I don't remember 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:38.080 for what or for why, but yeah, Adria had kind 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:41.360 of spearheaded it, and yeah, it was it was a 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:44.160 thing that we all, I mean we my mom. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.960 Uses we used that the Full House Cookbook all the time. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.840 Rob and Donnie's chicken wings, Andrea's chicken and rice recipe, 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.520 my family's sweetened recipe, the chocolate gravy and biscuits is 0:14:55.560 --> 0:15:00.480 in there, chili recipe, my mom. Yeah, like we all, 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.960 it's We've been using it for thirty years. I've highly recommended. 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:05.520 There's some great recipes in There'm just saying. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:08.280 She told me, she said, now that the original has 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:12.480 a red cover, She goes, but I photo copied this, uh, 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.640 And I said, I said, can you send me a copy? 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:17.520 So she's gonna send me a copy? 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.360 Oh my gosh, yes, yes. 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:21.680 Because I was so curious about it. I said, I've 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.200 never seen the Full House Cookbook. And now you guys 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:27.040 just reminded me that I have a recipe in there 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:28.520 called a woodchuck. 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:29.480 Fizzy Woodchuck Fizzy. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.600 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it involves putting a woodchuck in 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:33.720 some and carbonated water. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:37.240 That's exactly it. Shake up the woodchuck there. 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:42.560 Yeah, that's so full Speaking of the woodchuck, the og, 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.720 mister woodchuck, I know you've talked about it before, but 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:47.040 many people may not know. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.960 He met an unfortunate demise with Ranger. You want to 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:55.200 see him, Yeah, the original the husk of a woodchuck. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.160 I'll get him. It's it's horrifying to look. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:05.800 No, I mean, look, it's sometimes originals are horrifying to 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:06.320 look at it. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:08.440 We haven't found that to be the case with Full 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.880 House so far. Maybe occasional joke here in there. But 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.680 oh my god. And he's got a Santa Hate Santa hat, 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:18.560 well without a Santa hat, you know what I mean. 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.720 Oh my god, Oh my god. It's it's worse than 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:24.920 I remember. Oh no, there it is, Okay. I was 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:26.040 like I thought he had eyes. 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:31.280 He's just missing the entire For those of you that 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:34.320 are just listening to this podcast, I will describe what 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:40.240 is basically the entire everything below the eyes of the woodchuck. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.840 So everything that makes a woodchuck chuck has been ripped 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:49.000 off of his job. But he is wearing a lovely 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.120 little miniature tuxedo and a Santa hat. 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:54.520 But you can see Dave's hand. 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:56.600 In the back of his throat, which is sort of 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:59.080 jarring but doesn't make for it. 0:16:59.160 --> 0:16:59.320 Yeah. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:02.880 Yeah, it's like the hat. 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:06.159 He's got four of them. Wow, I didn't know what 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:06.880 Chuck said that. 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:11.640 Can I tell your your listeners, the and viewers the 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:13.560 story behind this house? Do? 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:14.200 Yes. 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:19.719 I had a dog, a yellow lap named Ranger, and 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:24.919 I brought the Woodchuck home. Uh. I forget why. It 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:29.000 was probably after the show was canceled, and I brought 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:30.639 him home and I sat him at the end of 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:34.760 a hallway on top of a desk. And Ranger hated 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:39.480 this thing really, maybe because it would sit at the 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:41.600 end of the hallway and he would just growl at 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:44.200 it every day, and I would go, it's a nice Maybe. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:46.680 Maybe the puppet was coming to life at night, Dave. 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:48.880 Maybe maybe maybe he liked that. 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:49.359 I've seen that. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:50.600 Maybe Magic. 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.960 Yeah, there was The Puppet Masters, a whole eighties horror film. 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:54.399 I'm just saying. 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:58.520 And Magic. There's a movie Man Magic where the puppet 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:06.480 looks like Dennis Miller. That's Bob's joke actually so so. Anyhow, 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:09.479 so I come home one day and Ranger would just 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.160 lay at the end of the hallway and growl at 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:14.840 the puppet. So I come home one day and I 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:16.840 see foam everywhere. 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:20.520 Nothing like that when you walk into the house with 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:20.920 a dog. 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:24.080 I look over and Ranger's got a bunch of this 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:27.399 foam like in his mouth. He's chewing on it. And 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:30.320 I see mister Woodchuck laying like that on the floor 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:36.480 or mine reaction was, I just cracked up. I thought 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.520 that is the funniest thing. I wish I had this 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:43.960 on video, him sneaking up on it, grabbing it right 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:45.720 and racing to the living room. 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:48.600 And then tearing the crap out of his face, just 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:52.760 murdering the woodchuck, getting his revenge. 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:54.040 It's a woodchuck massacre. 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:58.119 Yeah, I was given a new so this Woodchuck. Let 0:18:58.119 --> 0:18:59.720 me tell you something about this wood Chuck. It's a 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:03.600 very expensive puppet. This puppet was like twenty five thousand bucks. 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:04.400 Wow. 0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:08.159 Yeah. So when we came up the idea, when we 0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:10.439 came up with the idea for Ranger Joe to have 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:11.760 a puppet. 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:15.320 The irony of Ranger Joe by the way, and Ranger Joe, 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:19.439 Ranger Joe, and the puppet meeting his end by rangers. 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:23.640 True. So I went to a guy named Randy Simper, 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:29.120 who was a creature worked with Jim Henson's. 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:31.119 I was gonna say, I've heard his name in regards 0:19:31.160 --> 0:19:32.959 to the Henson cum I'm a big Muppet fan. 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:36.879 Randy Simper was a famous puppet maker. He created Elf, 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:40.560 which was a big puppet on a series. 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:42.320 Called I Loved Alf Melnack. 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:46.639 He ate the So I met with Randy Simper. I 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:50.800 have the drawings for this, the original drawing somewhere. We 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:54.640 designed it together. I brought the drawings back to Jeff 0:19:55.119 --> 0:19:58.800 and Don Vanatta and they said, okay, good, let's make it. 0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:02.119 So we made the puppet and Randy said, you know, 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:04.959 I'm going to put this muppet fleece. This stuff right 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:07.840 here is called muppet fleece. And we had to pay 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:13.000 a royalty to Jim Henson's company because on camera this 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:15.760 particular material looks like fur. 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:16.720 Right. 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:19.800 Yeah, oh, that was all discovered by Jim Henson. So 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:23.120 this little guy was like twenty five thousand dollars. Wow, 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:26.919 build it from the ground up, design it, build it 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:30.359 and make it a working puppet that could be eaten 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:31.400