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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just signed up for Hollywood's

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Speaker 1: hottest new cosmetic surgery, dimple ectomies. I'm sure the two

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Speaker 1: dimples on your face are cute, but why not get

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Speaker 1: a half dozen more on their upgrade your cuteness to

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Speaker 1: twelve face dimples during Laser Stories segment, where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those other dimp simps just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Louisiana. Cops recently

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Speaker 1: showed up to a middle school in Baton Rouge to

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Speaker 1: do a random drug sweep. Oh yeah, they'd heard rumblings

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Speaker 1: that some eighth graders might be involved in things they

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, dude, the vaping is real in middle school

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Speaker 2: right now, don't do it so gross.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's quite what they were looking for.

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Speaker 1: But police went through the hallways and brought a canine

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Speaker 1: unit with them. Cops went inside one math class and

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Speaker 1: they took the dog up and down on the aisle,

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Speaker 1: sniffing all the kids' backpacks with no results. Oh that's good,

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Speaker 1: that's suspicious in itself. Yeah, wait a minute, kids, are

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Speaker 1: doing drugs and everyone's under a wreck.

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Speaker 2: Sup.

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Speaker 1: You guys were cool, Yeah, but for some reason the

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Speaker 1: German shepherd went nuts when it got to the teacher's desk.

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Speaker 2: Hey, listen, a little self medication for teachers is needed,

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Speaker 2: especially if you're a middle school teacher.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna remember that you said that, because the peach

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Speaker 1: zeroed in on a bag belonging to forty seven year

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Speaker 1: old math teacher Virginia Summers. No, they searched it in

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Speaker 1: front of the entire class, and wouldn't you know, the

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Speaker 1: dog found the teacher's cocaine. Yeah, but in Wox words,

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Speaker 1: every teacher needs a little bit of something to take

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Speaker 1: the edge of The lectures are so long.

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Speaker 2: Why will our teacher stop grinding her teeth?

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Speaker 1: She told the officers. It wasn't hers, It belonged to

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Speaker 1: a friend. She did admit she snorted some though at

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Speaker 1: an LSU tailgate the previous weekend. Dude, I always have

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Speaker 1: all my friends hold my drugs for me.

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Speaker 2: They're still in the classroom.

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Speaker 1: It's all happening in front of him.

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Speaker 2: I guess he could skip the drug lesson the next period.

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Speaker 1: The police then went and searched her Honda cr V

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Speaker 1: in the teacher's parking lot and found more illegal stuff

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Speaker 1: that she was just holding for her friends. Dude, She's

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Speaker 1: now facing charges for a possession of cocaine other drugs

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Speaker 1: in paraphernalia and for having them in a school zone.

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Speaker 2: Aren't teachers like even giving a heads up when the

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Speaker 2: cops are going to come and do a sweep, So.

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Speaker 1: You're blaming the police for not warning Brooke really wants

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Speaker 1: his lady to keep is Let's go to your next

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Speaker 1: Lazer story. Out of Leeds, England, Forty four year old

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Speaker 1: Emma Graves was home in her bedroom, distressing from her

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Speaker 1: crazy workday by playing the video game Grand Theft Auto

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Speaker 1: on her PlayStation and robbing people. And you know, stealing

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Speaker 1: cars is.

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Speaker 2: A little bit. It just feels good, it does okay.

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Speaker 1: In the game, she was evading police when she suddenly

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Speaker 1: heard engines revving, screeching brakes, and then a loud crash.

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Speaker 2: I assuming in the game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns out it wasn't coming from her console.

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Speaker 1: It was actually happening because apparently a nearby car hit

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Speaker 1: three others, tore through a fence and crashed right into

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Speaker 1: her bedroom wall, literally feet away from where she was playing.

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Speaker 2: Smash Smash smash. Oh my god, it so real.

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Speaker 1: Suddenly real life police filled her bedroom and were shouting

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Speaker 1: at someone to put their hands up and put the

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if they had like a three four, maybe

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Speaker 1: a five star wanted.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, control button that you can do in real life.

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Speaker 1: The real criminal surrendered feet away from Emma as she

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Speaker 1: dropped the controller and was luckily unharmed. The police confirmed

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Speaker 1: the incident was all part of a wider firearms investigation,

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Speaker 1: and they were able to make eight arrests, including the

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Speaker 1: one in Emma's bedroom.

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Speaker 3: Dang.

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Speaker 1: As for Emma, she's staying with family while her apartment's

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Speaker 1: getting repaired, and says it'll be a while before she's

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Speaker 1: able to play g T A five again, switch over

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Speaker 1: to Fall Guys, or something a.

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Speaker 3: Little kinder you.

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Speaker 1: This actually, as their story is out of Barstool Bay,

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Speaker 1: the new trend in night life is, if you can

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Speaker 1: believe it, cell phone free bars.

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Speaker 2: This is interesting, like the fancy ones that take your

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Speaker 2: phone away, I actually take it. Ye.

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Speaker 1: That's like a good comedy shows. If you're seeing Kevin Hart,

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Speaker 1: they take your phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's just because they don't need to steal

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Speaker 2: his material.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just coincidentally. This all started in Washington, d C.

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Speaker 1: At a spot called Rock Harper. The owner says, if

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Speaker 1: a patron wants to order a pint, all they have

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Speaker 1: to do to get it is lock up their phone.

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Speaker 1: So pouches are passed out to all the patrons. Guests

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Speaker 1: can keep their phone on them, they just can't access

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Speaker 1: it until they step outside the bar.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, so no, like, look where I am, Like,

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Speaker 2: no free promotion for the bar. It feels like you.

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Speaker 1: Can't even take a picture of the bar. Nope. He says.

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Speaker 1: They really wanted to lean into people being present, into

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Speaker 1: community and connection and emphasize they aren't anti tech, just

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Speaker 1: pro presence.

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Speaker 3: That is sweet. You know when I was at a

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Speaker 3: bar recently with this though, you know, any times we

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Speaker 3: were talking about something and we're like, oh, look it

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Speaker 3: up and we're like, oh, you can't look up anything,

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Speaker 3: did you suddenly realize how stupid we all really are?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have nothing to talk about it.

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Speaker 3: We don't know what time it is, we don't know anything.

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Speaker 1: This should be great. It's like put the bill.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, well I can't bend boy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so if the thought of going to a bar

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Speaker 1: without your phone gives you the shakes. You might be

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Speaker 1: alone on it because there's currently a four week wait

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Speaker 1: list to get a reservation at this place. The cell

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Speaker 1: phone free bar is that popular. Yay, I don't feel

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Speaker 1: vulnerable just thinking about it. This next Lazer stories out

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Speaker 1: of the Plaything play House and we do this every year.

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Speaker 1: The National Toy Hall of Fame just released the finalist

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Speaker 1: for this year's class.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: They are the board games Battleship Catan and Trivial Pursuit Nice,

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Speaker 1: along with Connect four, Cornhole Ferbies, the Scooter, Slime, What Snow,

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Speaker 1: the spiro Graphs, a Star Wars, Lightsaber, and Tickle Me elmore.

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Speaker 2: Including Snow? I know, how do you vote? Like? It

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Speaker 2: would be hard to just pick one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What's a spirograph?

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Speaker 2: Did anybody know what that is? It's like you put

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Speaker 2: the pen in and you move it around in a

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Speaker 2: circle and it makes.

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Speaker 1: Different It's like a plastic square basically, and you're going

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Speaker 1: around around around.

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Speaker 2: It looks kind of like a yeah.

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Speaker 1: Good. So, because we established it would drive me crazy

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Speaker 1: not knowing what a freaking spiro graph was, went to

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Speaker 1: the rest to this so we Cleared it Up, Battleship, Slime,

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Speaker 1: and Connect four. We're all nominated two years ago, but

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Speaker 1: they didn't make the cut back then, so this is

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Speaker 1: their second shot. Winners will be voted on by toy

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Speaker 1: industry experts and then the inductees will be announced in November.

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Speaker 2: Noh, you think it's kind of messed up. They don't

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Speaker 2: have just kids vote on it. I know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's a thing where it's like most

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Speaker 1: kids won't know what half of these things even are. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's true. Has been around for a while.

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Speaker 3: Plus every kid's like, this is my favorite toy and

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Speaker 3: then thirty seconds later, oh.

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Speaker 2: New joy, that's a good.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Hall of Fame games, this guy's favorite is Monopoly.

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Speaker 1: Y see that coming me neither. Actually, he always insists

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Speaker 1: on being the shoe.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's why.

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Speaker 1: Nobody knows the reason why, though I think he do.

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Speaker 1: It's a mystery. And that's how means Labor Destroyers has

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it

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Speaker 1: again the same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning