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Speaker 1: York you can always stand outside in the corners. They

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Speaker 1: have umbrellas for like eight dollars. Maybe I can stand

424
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Speaker 1: next to Why spend eight dollars on umbrella when you're

425
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Speaker 1: visiting New York City? We could just wear a trash bag. Great,

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00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: you go put on a trash bag and walk around.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to get one now. I don't want

428
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Speaker 1: to see how people react to you. Respond, well, that

429
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 1: he takes that trash bag has trash in it. You

430
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Speaker 1: don't know what trash is in there. You're gonna actually

431
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Speaker 1: wear a trash bag that had trash in it, you know, rip,

432
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 1: rip a hole for your head right now? Hold on anyway,

433
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 1: So trash bag tourist where everywhere yesterday? There's my head? Yeah,

434
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 1: we see your head is my head? Alright? That's a

435
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: kind of look that looks like a belly shared trash.

436
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 1: You're a trash bag tourist. That's not at all. Web girl, Kathleen,

437
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: you're in charge of all things fashionable. And what do

438
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: you think of his trash bag he's wearing. Oh lord,

439
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 1: what a hot mess. It's not a great Kathleen, do

440
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 1: the knot. It will go down below my knees, it'll cover.

441
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: You're a freaking dumpster fire, all right. So anyway, so

442
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: I noticed that yesterday crashbag tourists. You know, last time

443
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: I saw a trash bag tourists when I was at

444
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 1: Disney World when it rains there, no one's ready. They

445
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: put on their trash bag. Look at that, it's a

446
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: look you got a little dress on there that was free.

447
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: Where'd you put the trash that was in the bag?

448
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 1: One over here, it was just a couple of coffee

449
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 1: cups and piece of gum. Alright, go walk around in

450
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: your trash bag and see if people respond. Go I'm

451
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 1: gonna find out. We're gonna take a pole of how

452
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: people like it. Let's go, people, Why is this taking

453
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: so long for you to go outside and walk around

454
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: in your trash bag. Also over the weekend, Taylor Swift

455
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: was playing some shows. Hey, Scott, come here, I know

456
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: we have a lot of Swift ease here. At the

457
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: morning show, Garrett was there, Frost, Scotty was there, and

458
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Speaker 1: even Brody was there. Last night. Was the funny how

459
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Speaker 1: Brody went to the Taylor Swift concert but he couldn't

460
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: to get to work today. So Scotty Bee, how was

461
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: the Taylor Swift concert? It was so awesome. You know,

462
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Speaker 1: I'm not a guy that goes to many shows. But

463
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 1: we picked our daughter up from camp this weekend. We

464
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: wanted a surpriser with the show, and so we went

465
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 1: and we knew it was going to rain, but we

466
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: went anyway, and we had ponchos, no garbage bags. But

467
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: it was just such an unbelievable show. I couldn't she

468
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: puts on such an amazing show. What a great performance

469
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: show dragon on the stage or something. And you know,

470
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: and she must have changed twenty times, like after every song.

471
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: Somehow she magically is in a different She had a

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Speaker 1: different trash bag for everything exactly. It was amazing. So

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Speaker 1: um who opened? Was it commeda Wasilla and Charlie x X? Okay,

474
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Speaker 1: oh you know what I love? I love that are

475
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: my good friend comedic cabayos in town and hasn't called

476
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: me or hasn't come by. Yeah, that's interesting. Is she

477
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: just too busy opening for Taylor Swift to come see

478
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: her uncle Elvis Garrett? How was the Taylor Swift probably

479
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: one of the top five concerts I've ever been to.

480
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 1: I had party voice from from yelling on Saturday night.

481
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: I sang my butt off. I think because it was raining.

482
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: I will remember it for a very very long time.

483
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: Why is that people in a stadium watching one person

484
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: just kill it on stage? There was like that connection

485
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: you had the person to the left right behind your

486
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 1: front of you all like sitting in the rain, going,

487
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: you know what, We're in this together. And it was

488
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: so much fun. And I found out how much concert

489
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: shirts costs, because both my kids needed to have one.

490
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: They're very expensive. How much? How much more? Taylor Swift

491
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: concert shirt a child youth small was forty bucks? And

492
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: I had to get two of them. Oh my gosh,

493
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: that's why you buy them in the parking lot. You're

494
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,239
Speaker 1: right but there and they spelled wrong, so I mean,

495
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 1: were they just basically Taylor Swift trash bags? Do you imagine? Hey,

496
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. A little girl come home and

497
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: I'll just make you a shirt and you get out

498
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: of trash bag and you write Taylor Swift on the

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00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 1: front with a sharpie marker. Daniel. We have to get

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00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: into your Daniel report my my my fried shrimp is downstairs. Okay,

501
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: so someone can someone go downstairs get my fried shrimp? Please?

502
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: People with great teas down there? Hold on, hold he

503
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: a great tea. Where are you? I'm a trash bag?

504
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: Where where are you? Oh? I'm outside of our fielding Okay,

505
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: can you come back in because my fried shrimp delivery

506
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: is downstairs inside outside, can you can you go into

507
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: the lobby and get my fried shrimp and bring it

508
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: back up? Please? You're wearing a trash bag? What else

509
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: are you gonna do today? I feel homeless a little

510
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: by a trash bag out today. No, you don't homeless.

511
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: You have a home. You have a very nice home.

512
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: You have a nice home. Yeah. Do you see the

513
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 1: delivery person down there? I do see one, Sir, Are

514
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: you delivering food? Are you delivering fried shrimp? Are you

515
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: delivering fried shrimp? No? What do you that he knows?

516
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: Just can you bring the fried shrimp up to Big Daddy?

517
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: Know what's in the band? May not know what he's delivered.

518
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: I gotta go, thank you by all right? So great

519
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 1: teas wearing a trash bag and bring me fried trip.

520
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: It must be Monday, all right, Daniel? All right. So

521
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: many cool trailers debut at Comic Con over the Weekend, Aquaman,

522
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: she Zam, Godzilla, King of the Monster's Glass, the new

523
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: season of The Walking Dead. It was incredible. People had

524
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: a great time. One of my favorite moments was this

525
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: guy at Comic Con. He was at a panel. He

526
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: told Jamie Lee Curtis that he survived a home invasion

527
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: because of what he learned from her character in the

528
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: original Halloween. Yeah, he says, a guy entered his house

529
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: with a knife, and he thought, what would Jamie Lee

530
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: Curtis do, So he grabbed knitting needles like she did

531
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: in the movie. Now, he didn't stab the intruder like

532
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: she did, but he was able to run outside scream

533
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: for help. And he actually said to her, I'm here

534
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: today because of you. She got off the stage and

535
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: gave him a big and that cool. This is why

536
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: you should always have knitting needles. I was going to say,

537
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: what did we learn? Kids always have knitting needles in

538
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: the house. By the way, the countdowns on my Fried

539
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: Trimp is almost here. On the way offset from me.

540
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: Goes got pulled over near Atlanta for an improper lane

541
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: change and ended up being charged with possession of firearms

542
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: and a small amount of pot. He is since he's

543
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: a felon already and he was on probation, he isn't

544
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: allowed to carry guns. He did get released on bail Saturday.

545
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,959
Speaker 1: He's back with his wife Cardi b my friend, Hey,

546
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: are you are you Fried Trimp? This is this is

547
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: John He's the delivery guy over here. I think on

548
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: the mike, Greg, John doesn't want to be on the radio.

549
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: The money. This is the man that ordered the shrimp.

550
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: But I mean I think I paid for it, dinner

551
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: paid for it. Thank you John, John, Thank you John.

552
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: Give him something to give a John, give him a tip.

553
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: I can give you a tip. Go get him a shirt.

554
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: Oh you want to? You want a T shirt? John

555
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: and Elvis d ran tight and good. Look get him

556
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: a shirt? Or do you want a trash bag? John's like,

557
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: why is this guy in a trash bag? What is

558
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: that green green juice? Who got that? That's not that's

559
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: not our Greg. This is not our order. This is

560
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: in our order. This is this is someone else's order.

561
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, this is not our order. This is

562
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: someone else's order. He told me. They bring it up

563
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: to the radio. But this isn't us. That's that's someone else.

564
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,719
Speaker 1: That's someone But we love you, John. You should get

565
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: a shirt. Okay, okay, bye, but give him a shirt

566
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: though you can have the shirt. Yeah, thank you. Now

567
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: that's good. Someone they just gave us a green Joe.

568
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we don't drink. That's almost like the time.

569
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: Did I win to somebody else's uber, and then we

570
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: were halfway down the block and I was like, oh

571
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: my god, I got the wrong dessert. I mean breakfast.

572
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: There's someone downstairs now though, can someone go down? Great

573
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: tea screws up everything? Am I allowed to continue? Okay, okay,

574
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: don't drink. Sold another two hundred thousand copies of Scorpion.

575
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: It's number one again on the billboard, two hundred third

576
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: straight week. There. We already talked about Taylor Swift. So

577
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: somebody gave Supermo Gazel the wrong birthday cake. It was

578
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: her thirty eighth birthday and the bakery delivered a happy

579
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: Birthday albert O cake. So she took to Twitter and

580
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: she said sorry Alberto. Actually on Instagram she said, I

581
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: think we got your cake. A picture of the happy

582
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: We know how that feels. We just got someone's green

583
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: juice ordered. Remember the year that was my birthday and

584
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: someone delivered a happy barmits for Irving cake. My birthday

585
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: cake said, heavy bars for Irving. It happens, Irving, It

586
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: happens The Bachelor. It is on tonight. So you think

587
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: you could dance love and hip hop, Hollywood, don't forget

588
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,479
Speaker 1: American inju Warrior. It's a great night, especially in New

589
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: York with the rain. To watch TV. Next hour, we

590
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: have to talk about Harry Styles, how his tour is

591
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: raising money for charity. People are texting in how the

592
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: hell do you find fried shrimpets? Six am? It's New

593
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: York City. Yeah, you can find anything. People are also asking,

594
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: how do you know those people wearing trash bags yesterday?

595
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: We're tourists. You can out, Oh yeah, you kind of

596
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: you know the tourists? Yeah, I know them very well.

597
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: All right, let's take your break. It's it's still Monday,

598
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: all right. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast with Scary and Brody.

599
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: That's not with Brody and Scar. I'm Scary, you're Brody.

600
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. But it's not about Brooklyn.

601
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: It's about us. We're from Brooklyn. We talk about everything,

602
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: and we debate a lot of things. We debate everything.

603
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: Stop yelling. I'm not yelling. Are you getting loud? The

604
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast on the I Heart Radio app at

605
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: least ran in the morning show. My Samsung Galaxy S

606
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: nine is fast. Now I can pull up all the

607
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: things that are important to be like my pictures I

608
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: took here in Santa Fe while visiting things I want

609
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,239
Speaker 1: to send to friends. And as soon as I want

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00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: to take a picture of boom, camera up, don't have

611
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: to fumble and find it. So when I'm living my life,

612
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: I can pull it up faster with my S nine.

613
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: So we've been on the air for an hour, and

614
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: what have we done? Foresttraight, you're the senior executive producer.

615
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: What have we done? Okay, we started the show a

616
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: little bit late because you woke up like five minutes

617
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: before the show. There was that you came in here

618
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: you were very hungry. Yes, you decided you wanted fried shrimp. Yes,

619
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Speaker 1: at six am Eastern times. Yes, you ordered said fried shrimp. Yes,

620
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Speaker 1: and to micon os omelets. Yes, to mican osamans, kski

621
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Speaker 1: and sand We're hungry and the food seemingly disappeared. Yes,

622
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: So I ordered from Seamless on my phone and I

623
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: clearly said deliver it to thirty two Avenue of the Americans,

624
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: which is where we're located. They sent it to my apartment.

625
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: So I just got a text from Alex like, what's

626
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: going on. I'm trying to sleep, it's my day off,

627
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: and the doorman keeps ringing my bell and so they

628
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: delivered my fried shrimp to my apartment and to mican osembles.

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Speaker 1: So is Alex enjoying the breakfast? He's so, it's very upset. Greg.

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00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: Would you run to my apartment and get the shrimp

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Speaker 1: and the mecon os omlet. I'm on it. You know

632
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Speaker 1: I'll do anything for you. I'll do it. Okay, Well

633
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm waiting, go go go, because how funny it is,

634
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: how weird that you have me in a trash bag

635
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: because it's raining, and now I actually have good use

636
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: for it because I have to go to your utie.

637
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's coming down. We do like an umbrella.

638
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: I have an umbrella. No, he's wearing a trash just

639
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: like just like the trash back tourist. My one observation

640
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: about the trash bag, there's no hoodie, I need a

641
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: hood for my head. Okay, my body stays driving. My

642
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: head is then grab a trash bag out of that

643
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: little trash can. Over the process has been anything but seamless.

644
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: The company called seamless is nothing but seems my gosh,

645
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: what are you going to get you? I don't know

646
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: what The order clearly states this address. I don't even

647
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: know how that's possible because they have my other address

648
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: in their files. But they messed. It's Seamless his fault.

649
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: It's not the g WI was Diner's problem. By the way,

650
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: I love Gis Diner. Can you go right now? I

651
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: have to tres bags my head. That looks like a hairpiece.

652
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: Greg go, I'm hungry. Go. Would you go to the

653
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: key and the key to my apartment? Alex is there? Go? Um.

654
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: We got a text and said that did the same

655
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: thing to this person. They send it to the wrong address.

656
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What does a girl have to do to

657
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: get some fried shrimp for breakfast? You know that you're

658
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: owed at least a hundred dollar gift card and free breakfast.

659
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: You know this right. Someone just sent a text. We

660
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: had this problem with Seamless all weekend. They delivered our

661
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: baskin Robbins to the wrong apartment and didn't send us

662
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: any order. Oh my gosh, asking Robbins that's bad. That

663
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: means melted by the time he gets to the right point.

664
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: I know, time is I can't even where no wonder

665
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: Alex Tire hates our show, you know, seriously anyway, So

666
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: here's what we need to do. We need to get

667
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: the shrimp delivered to the property. Let's move forward because

668
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: I'm waiting to eat my breakfast until your breakfast arrives.

669
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: So when your breakfast arrives, get my breakfast that because

670
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: I'll get jealous of you eating your breakfast if I've

671
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: already had my breakfast. So what did you order for breakfast? Nothing?

672
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: I brought. I brought a salad with me, but I'm

673
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: not going to eat it till your shrimp ur eyes.

674
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: You know, today is National Vanilla ice Cream Day, and

675
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: people always say why do you celebrate these stupid food days?

676
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: Because it's kind of fun. It's it's good to have

677
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: the calendar tell you what to order. So, um, I

678
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: have a thing about vanilla ice cream. I love it,

679
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: but I prefer Rocky Road. But that's another story. So

680
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: when we go to get ice cream, Alex always wants vanilla.

681
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't you want strawberry or something exciting and

682
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: cream something like that? Always vanilla. I'm not a vanilla

683
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: person either. It's too plain, needs some excitement in there.

684
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: What if you think about it, vanilla isn't plain. It

685
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: does have a flavor. The flavor of vanilla that is true,

686
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: but it did throws something on it, like some Eminem's

687
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: or something. Vanilla sprinkles, yeah, now do you call them

688
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: sprinkles or jimmy sprinkles? Sprinkles? Some people call them jimmy, yes,

689
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: Scotty be. Can I tell you what's delicious? Vanilla ice

690
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: cream with how to chocolate Nestley Quick on top of it.

691
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: It is so good, my wife. You know the big

692
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: the big canister of Nestle Quick. Yeah, you put a

693
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: couple of spoonfuls of powder and so don't you have

694
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: to try it now? Is it spoonfuls or spoons full?

695
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: Spoons full full? Yeah? Alright, I love that. I love

696
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: nicely anyway, So vanilla ice cream. So I'm encouraging everyone

697
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: just order a scoop of vanilla ice cream today and

698
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: that's it. No, no, no sprinkles, no sauce, nothing taste.

699
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: The vanilla vanilla is a flavor. But people forget that.

700
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to go to Dairy Queen and get

701
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: like that hard chocolate dipped on my cone? Oh? No,

702
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: you can have that? Can I have that? You may?

703
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: Thank you? Alright, So that's our morning so far. We

704
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 1: talked about Taylor Swift and concert. We talked about how

705
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: Comeda Cabello is in town and did not come by

706
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: to say, all right, we've bitched a lot. I'm just saying,

707
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We're gonna get some soggy stripping here. I'm

708
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: telling you, I was you gotta go in for your

709
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: free to say, I'm gonna go in. Where is Brody?

710
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: Brody went to the Taylor Swift concert last night and

711
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: sat in the rain and got sick. That's what he said. Yeah,

712
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: he's a sleepy he's taking a sick day. Point you

713
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: rid your ritz has food poisoning. We're falling to pieces here. People.

714
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: Let's enter the phone at random, random calls. Hello, Hi,

715
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: I was calling about the vanilla ice cream. Yes, what

716
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: is your name? My name is Nicki. Hey Nikki. So

717
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 1: don't you think of vanilla ice cream needs a little

718
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: more respect? Absolutely? Just I used to buy the cheapest

719
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream in the big tubs, but then I

720
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 1: would get the Reese's hard shell and put a little

721
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: bit of that on top. That's nice, oh every night,

722
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: And it was mine and my husband's, you know, a

723
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: little gift to ourselves. That Yeah, I love that. But see,

724
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: vanilla gets a bad whatever I mean, vanilla, it is

725
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: a flavor. People forget vanilla is a flavor. Man. I

726
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: used to manage an ice cream store. They called me

727
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: Nicki ice Cream. I used to work at Baskin Robbins

728
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: when I was in high school, and I loved it.

729
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: But I always ate the French vanilla because it was

730
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: it was more expensive, but it was free because I

731
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: weren't there. Well, that's what I limited myself. People are like,

732
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 1: how are you not three hundred pounds? I actually lost

733
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: weight working there because I limited myself to a spoonful

734
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 1: a day. Here's my answer that how are you not

735
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: three hundred pounds? I tell them because I'm four hundred

736
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: pounds working in an ice cream store. You know I've

737
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: actually lost weight because I was running around and I

738
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: limited myself. It's true. I missed working at the Baskin Robins.

739
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: I may get a weekend job at the Baskin Robins.

740
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 1: I'm making a little extra con all right, Hey, Nikki

741
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: ice Cream, thanks for listening to us. Thank you. You

742
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: guys have a great day too. I love just picking up.

743
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 1: Give me a number of in one in thirty line two, hello,

744
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 1: line two. Yeah. Taking calls on the ice cream topic

745
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: love absolutely. What's going on? Well, first of all, who

746
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: is this? This is Katrina, Hey Katrina, So what's going on? Um? No?

747
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: I was saying that, I know you guys are talking

748
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: about Vanilla ice cream and it's great. But recently I

749
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: started dating someone who lives in Staten Island and he

750
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: introduced me to Edgars. Oh yeah, no, they've got they

751
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: got good ice cream, and you know what, after that,

752
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just I can't go back to Vanilla.

753
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: I just love all the flavors and I love the

754
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: way they make it. And I'm super picky about my

755
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: ice cream. Now. You see, I'm from Texas originally, and

756
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: there's a brand of ice cream. They're called blue Bell,

757
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: and they actually sell it in South Florida, where you

758
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: are now from. It's really to me, blue Bell is

759
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: just the best ice Yeah. I grew up, I grew

760
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 1: up eating blue Bell. Actually from Texas as well. I

761
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: grew I was born and raised there before I moved

762
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: to New York twelve years ago. So I know blue Bell,

763
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: and you know what, I just love Eggers. I don't

764
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: know what it was good, you know, as long as

765
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: you're eating someone's ice cream. You're good. You're good. So

766
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: what's your favorite flavor? Um? You have to be like butter,

767
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: pecan or something with caramel in it. And cream is

768
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: a good one. But uh, what we're talking about ice cream?

769
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: Banana pudding. I had some banana pudding flavor ice cream.

770
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: This is the most boring radio show. Listen. Thank you

771
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: for listening to us. I appreciate it. Last night at

772
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: the at the Yankee game, the Ben and Jerry's line,

773
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: I guess because people couldn't watch the game. There was

774
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: no game. It was rained out oh long that I

775
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't even stand on. I'm like, forget it. I'm not

776
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: getting ice cream. Um, hello, Alex, Yes, I'm doing okay.

777
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: How you doing so? Alex? Yes, sir, it's it's an

778
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: entire morning show dedicated to ice cream. Yes, I'm hearing that.

779
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: Your sister in law, she doesn't order ice cream, she

780
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: just orders sprinkles. Yeah, she orders ice cream ice cream cone.

781
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 1: But she's from Whales, so she orders it. She orders

782
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:12,919
Speaker 1: the one what's the ninet? What does that mean? Nine

783
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: is supposed to be ice cream cone? And one hundred

784
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: thousands is the sprinkles? Oh? Is that how they order?

785
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: Where she's from Yeah, from Whales. Yep, from Whales. They're

786
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: weird over there. Different if you walk in and order

787
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: a hundred thousand, I'm not following. This is so weird

788
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 1: kind of is that the queen's language. I'm not understanding alright.

789
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: When we were on the she said the hundred thousands sprinkles,

790
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: or they a hundred thousands, but that's how many sprinkles

791
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: they estimate it or whatever it is. You know, maybe

792
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: great can count them. Well, thank you, I get it.

793
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: So Jimmy's are sprinkles. They say sprinkles. You know, I

794
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: never heard of Jimmy's till I moved to New York. Like,

795
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 1: I'll have some chocolate Jimmies chocolate sprinkles. I did too.

796
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: When we were on the Blue for Norwegian, we Froggy

797
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: and I would get a dish and we would fill

798
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: the dish with sprinkles, and then we get the ice

799
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,919
Speaker 1: cream cone and we'd keep diffing the ice cream cone

800
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 1: in the sprinkle So each time we get more sprinkles

801
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: on our that means you're getting your saliva in the sprinkles.

802
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: H I don't care he sharing them? Hi, Melanie, how

803
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: are you? Hi? Happy birthday oh, thank you so much.

804
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe what guys are talking

805
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: to you. Your So, Melanie, what are you doing to

806
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: celebrate your birthday? How go eat? Times of the Della

807
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: ice cream vanilla? Yes? Especially I was with Carmel with

808
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 1: the little the cookie, you know, the ice cream cake,

809
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: the little chocolate crumbs underneath the bottom of it. The

810
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 1: crunchies you have sprinkles on the top and crunches on

811
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: the chocolate. You know what's so funny? One of our

812
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: friends that has I guess when you can't eat like

813
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: the chocolate crunchies because you have not silly It could

814
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: be Celiac, but it's also um, I don't know. They

815
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: couldn't eat the chocolate crunchies, so they would order to

816
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: cake and have to eat around the chocolate crunchies. So

817
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: then I'd get the chocolate crunchies, which to me was

818
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: the best fun but exactly all right? Well, so what

819
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: else are you doing for your birthday? Oh? Well, I'm

820
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: driving to work. I have a twelve hour shift. I

821
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: worked for a dharmatology group. So if you guys ever

822
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: wanted to comment, you guys, discounts were like cosmatic or

823
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: anything like that I need a new nose, don't. All right,

824
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: we'll look have fun. You know, if we could parlay

825
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: this job we have into all sorts of discounts terrible.

826
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you for listening. Melon. You have

827
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: a great happy birthday to you. I hope the hope

828
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: they're nice to you at work to day? Did absolutely well? Absolutely,

829
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people don't know what that means.

830
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 1: It's our little secret. All right, we're gonna ruin it

831
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 1: for you, Melanie. Hold on, would you send Melanie a shirt?

832
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,479
Speaker 1: We love her and ruin it. Alright, So we gotta

833
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: take your break. I thought this was the break. Yeah,

834
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: we really have accomplished nothing. Froggy, you're paying attention? What

835
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: if we accomplished so far? Today? We've just learned what

836
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: everybody likes about ice cream, and that some people like

837
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: to call him Sprinkles and some people like to call

838
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: him Jimmy's. Where's Great tea? Uh A? Vanilla? Vanilla is

839
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: a flavor. It's not plain, it's vanilla. Yes, Gregory, Well,

840
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: you'll be happy to know. I have you shrimp. I'm

841
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: good now, where are you? I need my fried shrimp

842
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: in my mouth? I'm giving it out the people on

843
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: the street. No, did you is Alex still in bed?

844
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: How did you get into the apartment? Yes, So what

845
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: happened was I walked in and the man said I

846
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: can go upstairs. So then I went up and I

847
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: knocked on the door, and then Alex came to the door.

848
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: He didn't say much to me. He just handed it

849
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 1: to me and said leave. Okay, good, I know how

850
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: that feels. He does that to me every day. Alright, good.

851
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 1: So how close are you to hear? I am approximately

852
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: a block and a half or maybe a two blocks,

853
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: let two blocks on the radio station. Would you hurry?

854
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: You know this shrimp has been it was like an

855
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: hour ago, and they better give this shrimp to me

856
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: for free. What's that, Gregory, I've been running. There's a

857
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: lot going on. I'm trying to get to you fast.

858
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I had to go a long time, I know,

859
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: but I ordered the shrimp and then they sent it

860
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: to the wrong dress and so don't they own new shrimp.

861
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: Not only that sp because at this point the shimp

862
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: is going to be a little cold, and you can't

863
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: run it in the microwave because then crispy anymore. You're right,

864
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. Yeah, you're right. I need I need

865
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: a gift card for future shrimp. You've been shrimp wrong,

866
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: I have been. You're right. I know how much you

867
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: love shrimp. Froggy is, how do we go wrong? Gregory? Hurry,

868
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: you don't bring me that shrimp and then we'll figure

869
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: it out. Follow Elvis on Twitter at Elvis Durant Elvis

870
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: Durant in the Morning Show. So when you use your

871
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: group on you get the same great restaurants, concert tickets,

872
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 1: and massages you're getting anyway, but for much less. Save

873
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: up to a hundred dollars a week on what you

874
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 1: do every day. Give yourself the freedom to do more

875
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: while spending less. Download the group on app and save.

876
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: And we're getting complaints from some of the program directors

877
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: across the country. They said, you've been on the air

878
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: for an hour and a half and all you've talked

879
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: about is fried shrimp. That's all you really and and

880
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: ice cream and ice cream, and the fried trimp is

881
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: here and he ate one piece and goes I'm done.

882
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm done. I mean really, I mean those are a

883
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: big shrimp. They really are. I mean they're jumbo shrimp,

884
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: which doesn't make sense, and they sent these beautiful little

885
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: buns the good to anyway. So yeah, so people are complaining, like,

886
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: how can we justify writing you a check a paycheck

887
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: and all your show does just talking about fried shrimp

888
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: and then an ice cream. I don't know. Then don't

889
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: write me a check. Fine, I'll go a T shirt,

890
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: I'll go open a T shirt shop. I'm having I'm

891
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: just having fun. How many shrimps were in your order?

892
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 1: You only eat one? How many were in there? How

893
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: many left? There's like five left? Yeah, we got a

894
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: lot of shrimp left. Did you say shrimps? Yeah? I

895
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: just didn't, just to irritate you, because I know you

896
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: like you can say shrimps, which is right or both? Right?

897
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: Technically it is right. Didn't we learn that that's technically okay? Yeah?

898
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 1: My my my friend David Kat he was dating this

899
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: wonderful woman and it looked like they were heading to

900
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: like a future or whatever. And then they went out

901
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: to dinner and she ordered the shrimps and so turned

902
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: him off. He broke up with him, but he found

903
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: out later that shrimps is okay. Yeah, he's got a

904
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: better wife now. Oh no, he's got a great wife.

905
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, she's better than he is. Yeah, he actually

906
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 1: he actually got the better end of the deal there

907
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: with her. Yes, straight. I will say the look on

908
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 1: your face as the shrimp were walked through the door.

909
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: I have seen parents with newly born children that haven't

910
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: looked that excited. So if you're following Nate, shall I

911
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: repost you? All right? I'm gonna repost Nate on Instagram alvis.

912
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: I also read something on our text message here says

913
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 1: if you need to put crispy food in the microwave

914
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: to keep it Chris, he put a wet paper towel

915
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: over top of it and it won't lose its crispiness

916
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: when you heat it up. It seems seems like it

917
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: would be the opposite, but I'll try it. Almost posted

918
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 1: of huh, I'm almost posted. You haven't posted. Yeah. If

919
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: you could just see the excitement on my face when

920
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: the shrimp arrived, you were very happy. It was just

921
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: one of my favorite moments. Never, I must say that

922
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 1: my tastes like grease, you know, the country or the

923
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: or the grease, I don't know. It looks delicious. Okay,

924
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: So again people are wondering why this company continues to

925
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 1: put our show on when this is all we do.

926
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 1: I wonder too sometimes do There's got to be more

927
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: to life. I mean, more meaning than this, But I

928
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't found it. So until then, we're

929
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 1: gonna come on the airth day and talk about vanilla ice,

930
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: crea and shrimp. I can't wait for a new coal

931
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: Is to get here. And she gets three part of

932
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: this every day, and she gets to question what the

933
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: hell she's doing. I don't know. Maybe she's listening right now,

934
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: going I don't know. I keep pushing it back on purpose.

935
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: Are you're about to do a phone tap? And I

936
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: think you do the phone tap today? Right? Is this

937
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,760
Speaker 1: a new phone tap? Yes? Oh my god, phone tap? Elvis,

938
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap. Al right, So Daniel,

939
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: what's your phone tap all about? So Mike and Jared

940
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: work at the bowling alley, and Mike said, Jared always

941
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: gets piste off when people call it stupid problems. So

942
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: I called it a stupid problem. Let's see what happened

943
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 1: to Daniel's phone tap? Jared, Um, yeah, I have a problem. Great,

944
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: Like I was there the other day and I was

945
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: bowling right and like my manicare chipped from the ball. Uh,

946
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: well about that. I spent thirty five dollars on a

947
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: manicare and you're sorry to hear about that. I'm sorry.

948
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: I understand what you want. I would like you to

949
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: reimburse me um, and I want my money back from

950
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: you know, like being there that day and playing because like,

951
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 1: huh yes, if it was one nail, like I wouldn't

952
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: be so freaked out, but it was like three nails

953
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: and I had just gotten it done that morning. Do

954
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: you know what that's like? And put your finger in

955
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: a bowling ball? Okay, Well, there's no sign up that

956
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: says be careful of your manicarerol chip. Like why isn't

957
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: there a sign? Like I go every two weeks to

958
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: get a manicure because it's like a gel manicure and

959
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: it's like more expensive, and like I'm walking around with

960
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,839
Speaker 1: three chip nails. Do you know what that's like? Okay, man,

961
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that we're not going to pay for your nails.

962
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: This is what do you mean? I do? I want

963
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: my nails and I want to be reimbursed for the game.

964
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: I stayed there and play this stupid game and I

965
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: paid you guys, Yeah that bowling works, and give us

966
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: money and then you bow. Do you think I'm stupid?

967
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's how barrel bowling work. You were

968
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: twisted your ankle bowling, I wouldn't have paid for your

969
00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 1: hospital film. Excuse me? Wow? Wow. If I had twisted

970
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 1: my ankle bowling, You're not gonna pavor my hospital bill.

971
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: Come on now, Like what if the muster Realistic fell

972
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: on the floor and I tripped over it? Because this

973
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: is the dumbest phone call I've ever received, Okay, and

974
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm becoming impatient with it, Like, are you the ugly

975
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: guy that gives me the shoes? Did you really just

976
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: say that to me? You're just mad because you're ugly?

977
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: Are you treating right now? What's wrong with you? You

978
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: know what's wrong with me? I have three chip nails.

979
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with me. What's wrong with you? Nothing? Nothing?

980
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: You are not with Jared. All I'm saying is if

981
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: you want a little bigger bowling shirt, you wouldn't look

982
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: so like fashionless. Realize right now, I'm I'm just honest. Like,

983
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 1: I'm just really honest, and I really like to want

984
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: to help guys who need help and you need help.

985
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: So I'm just helping and you're not helping me. Like,

986
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: so what am I supposed to do about my manicure?

987
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: That is not nice, Like you shouldn't talk to like

988
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: a lady like that. I mean, like, yeah, you need

989
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: to fix your plane and stop calling me. Your voice

990
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: is making my ears. Well I'm lucky for you that

991
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: this is just a phone tap, Jared. This is a

992
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,439
Speaker 1: narrow from Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show, and Mike

993
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: and I are just phone tapping you. What are you

994
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: in the bathroom taking it? Yeah, your mother's house. Oh

995
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: my god, the bowling insults kept on coming. I can

996
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: tell your phone tap really fit into our show today.

997
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: This is a phone tap that really does its own thing.

998
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 1: And I love their friendship by the way. They love it. Yeah,

999
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: they just throw insults and it's all good. It's so funny.

1000
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: Great job, I mean, actually, okay, It's like if you

1001
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,359
Speaker 1: have an idea for a phone tap, you know, even

1002
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: if you don't, if you have someone that you know

1003
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: is very gullible, very phone tappable, as we call them,

1004
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: let us know about it, they will come up with

1005
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: something genius like that phone tappen something. Go to Elvis

1006
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 1: Durand dot com and click on the phone tappening. Thank you, Daniel.

1007
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: Prerecorded with permission granted by all participates, Elvis Duran phone

1008
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: tap on Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, Elvis Durand

1009
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. All right, so I don't know

1010
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: where to start with so much going on, let's talk

1011
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: about weddings. I'm trying to get Alex on the phone,

1012
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: but he's asleep. It's well, he's asleep because you woke

1013
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: him up because the shrimp got delivered to the house.

1014
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: So the poor guy, you know, he's exhausted. He went

1015
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: back to bed. By the way, I heard from the

1016
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: delivery company they are crediting my account. Good, Uh, why

1017
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: is my phone? Oh no, look, it's saying it's typing everything.

1018
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, but the way I heard from the

1019
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 1: delivery company, they are crediting my account. But what what

1020
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: is my phone doing? It's typing? And then you said, yeah,

1021
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,720
Speaker 1: but way I heard from the delivery company and crediting

1022
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: it's it's typing everything. I'm saying, stop it siries, stop it,

1023
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 1: you make it stop stop stop all right, jeez, I'm

1024
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: gonna say that anyway. I'm trying to wake up Alex.

1025
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 1: And as you were saying, he did get out of

1026
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: bed to give the shrimp to Great Tea, who brought

1027
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: them back to the proper address. And before that, the

1028
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 1: front desk called him fifteen thousand times to tell him

1029
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: there was food. I fell off. It's his day off,

1030
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 1: he should be sleeping. Okay. So anyway, so this weekend,

1031
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: Alex and I are trying to figure out, well, now

1032
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 1: that we're engaged, maybe we should talk about a wedding.

1033
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: So I sat there, like where do we start? And

1034
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: he said, let's start with the guest list. Good luck.

1035
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: And I said, well, why don't we start with where

1036
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna have it. He says, no, let's start with

1037
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: the guest list. So he starts with a list. I'm like,

1038
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: this is silly, because as soon as you have a

1039
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: guest list of people, you're going to think of another

1040
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 1: thirty and then another third. I said, a guest list

1041
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: for a wedding is probably an ongoing project, of course,

1042
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 1: and usually it's if you invite this one, then you

1043
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: got to invite that one, and then if you invite

1044
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: that one but you don't invite that one, that one's

1045
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: insulted and this one probably really doesn't want to coun anyway,

1046
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: but you got to invite them because you've got no choice. Oh,

1047
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. So he says, let's get married here in

1048
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: New York. I said, well, okay, if we get married

1049
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: here in New York, two things. Number One, it's gonna

1050
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: be very expensive. And secondly, we have to invite everyone,

1051
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: because if it's here in the hometown, if you don't

1052
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: get invited, it's like, oh, what's up with that? So

1053
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: we have to have a wedding in the most expensive

1054
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: city in America for the most amount of people. My

1055
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 1: idea is we should have our wedding like in Zimbabwe.

1056
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: We should have it like in Argentina, and then only

1057
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: a couple of people will come and then that's fine,

1058
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: seven people and we get, you know, gift from everyone.

1059
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: I looked at the globe. I'm like, wow, it's in

1060
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere. Okay, maybe bora bora. He thinks

1061
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: we should have a wedding in New York. The froggy.

1062
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: How many people were at your wedding? How many people

1063
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 1: are one? What show we're listening to? What show? I

1064
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 1: can't I can't get the I can't get something to there,

1065
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 1: we go okay, that there was something else coming through

1066
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: the board ahead. The question was how many people at

1067
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: my wedding? How many people were at your wedding? Uh yeah, yeah,

1068
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 1: maybe yeah, hundred hundred fifteen. Okay, so how many people

1069
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: were coming to my wedding? Thousands? If we have it

1070
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: in New York. This is the argument we're having now,

1071
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: like where the hest the nation wedding is so people

1072
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: don't show up? I never thought, I don't know if

1073
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: that's exactly mean. A lot of people just want to

1074
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: get married on a beautiful beach, and it's just it's

1075
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: from out well, I see, Danielle. I used to think

1076
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: that destination weddings were for people who just want to

1077
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: get married on a beach. Now I'm getting it. Destination

1078
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: weddings for people who don't want people to come to

1079
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 1: their winding, right, is that the case? Or you don't

1080
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: want to deal with the drama of planning it and

1081
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: the arguments and all that stuff. Okay, so you still

1082
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: got to do that in other place. But if you

1083
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: go to another place, people that you don't want where

1084
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 1: you are and they can't afford to go there, they

1085
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: won't go, or they can't travel, or there's you find

1086
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: the crowd out how far? How far is Hong Kong?

1087
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: My favorite was when we went to the Bahamas and

1088
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 1: we watched people get married on the beat. They had

1089
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: rented bridal parties, so they had these um women that

1090
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: lived in the Bahamas. You could rent them out and

1091
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: they're your bridesmaids. If your bridesmaids don't come to the

1092
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: Destination wedding. And it was singing and partying, well that's weird, Okay,

1093
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: So okay, So let's start with people who are married.

1094
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,959
Speaker 1: Your advice, don't go on and on. Just a short

1095
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 1: piece of advice for where we should have the wedding. Danielle,

1096
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: you'll start. Um, I had a fantastic win in New Jersey. Um,

1097
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: we loved it. It was great. But I'll tell you

1098
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 1: at this point, if I had to do it again,

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01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 1: I would probably do a destination. Why only because it's

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01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: a lot of planning and it's hard. And if you're

1101
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: busy and you don't have the time to plan, and

1102
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: you don't want to have the arguments and all the

1103
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: money and this and the flowers, and it's just easier.

1104
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: It's just easier to go to like a remote place,

1105
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: invite you know your closest people and have it there,

1106
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: and then if you want, when you get back you

1107
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 1: can have a small little gathering, you know, a dinner

1108
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: or something to celebrate with other people. Well, I think

1109
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: I have a wedding planner in mind, So there you go.

1110
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: If you have a wedding planner, then that then that

1111
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:43,959
Speaker 1: you can have it anywhere city New York City to Bora, Bora.

1112
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 1: It's two stops, thirty nine hours. I'll send a gift

1113
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: to right. So, Garrett, you got married. What a wonderful,

1114
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: wonderful wedding that was. It was beautiful, but it was

1115
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 1: kind of far out of town though. Did that eliminate

1116
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: some people? Uh? Not as much as you would think.

1117
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: So I would say go as far as a way

1118
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: as possible. But if you stay local, and I think

1119
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: a lot of people can agree, you'll have so much

1120
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 1: fun in planning it up until the week of and

1121
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: then you'll go, you know what, we should have done

1122
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: a destination wedding. M everybody says. I think everybody says

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01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: that up the week before the wedding because so much

1124
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: stresses on everybody. You'll go you know what, we should

1125
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 1: have went away and then you and Alex will go

1126
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: away and that's it. But we have family members that

1127
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 1: we that we have to have there. Okay, hold on,

1128
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:36,919
Speaker 1: let me let me talk to jack Hi, Jackie for you? Okay,

1129
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 1: what is that? Everything? Have your wedding and reception? Now,

1130
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: I know, but I have to have to get a

1131
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: here's the thing I have to invite. I have to

1132
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: take up the entire ship. That's fine, we can do that. Well, okay,

1133
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: they say it, they say it's my my ship, but

1134
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: it really isn't guaranteed. And how many thousand people show up?

1135
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: Can get? Can we get on my ship? You can

1136
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: have get like four thousand I think, god, four thousand

1137
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: plus the crew. We could start giving away prizes el wedding. No, no, no, no,

1138
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 1: I get the first prize. That's your idea. All right, Jackie,

1139
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you very much. I never thank you.

1140
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: All right, So I got a ship. Who's online? Four? Hi? Jason?

1141
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh? That's what's going on? Right? Well,

1142
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure this out. You know, if I

1143
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: have a destination wedding in Bora, Bora, which is thirty

1144
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 1: nine hours away, maybe only four people will show up.

1145
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about it. What do you think?

1146
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 1: My wife and I had a destination wedding at uh

1147
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: Sandals Resort, St. Lucia, and it was absolutely fantastic. We

1148
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 1: invited some family, but unfortunately they weren't able to go,

1149
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 1: and it was just my wife and I and it

1150
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 1: was in a gazebo overlook the the ocean on the beach.

1151
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: They took care of everything. I'm starting to think this

1152
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: destination wedding thing is really a great idea. All right.

1153
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 1: I gotta sell that to Alex though, and he want No,

1154
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna get married at the top of the Empire

1155
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 1: State Building. No we're not. Now we're not. How much

1156
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 1: is that gonna cost us? All right? Well, thank you, Jason,

1157
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: thank you for your for a destination wedding. I'm telling

1158
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 1: you right now, I'm telling we should do that. Who's

1159
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: that great? Doesn't know where something is? Where is he?

1160
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 1: He's on the phone? What line? There's no one online?

1161
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:38,360
Speaker 1: Twenty What is it? Gregory? Do you keep on saying

1162
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: and forgive me if I'm wrong, but you keep saying bora, bora.

1163
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: I thought that's like when somebody says, I'll kick your

1164
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 1: ass all the way to Bora Bora. It's like a

1165
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 1: made up place. Where's Bora Bora place? And we thought

1166
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 1: maybe about googling? Please, prop please tell me you're kidding.

1167
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 1: You know where it is, Daniel. I know Bora Bora

1168
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 1: is far away from here, and I know it's a

1169
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: destination a lot of people love to go to and

1170
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 1: it's real. I would bet you that people have no

1171
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: idea where Bora Bora and they know it's a real place.

1172
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: It's a real place. I don't know where it is.

1173
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: I know it's over there. It's a saying you go,

1174
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: I'll ki thank you, go google it. Stop calling the

1175
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: control room and you could just google it. What is

1176
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: it with you? You're not invited in my wedding in

1177
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: Bora Bora. If you go to Tahiti dot com you

1178
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: can learn all about Bora Bora. It's the jewel of

1179
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 1: the South Seas. Okay, so now non married people, we'll

1180
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: talk to you, scary. Yes, what do you think we

1181
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: should do, dude? I say, you just have a public gathering.

1182
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: You just find the biggest place somewhere that everybody can

1183
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 1: be a part of the central park. Yeah, I think

1184
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 1: of like the royal wedding, like you know they do

1185
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: it over Oh yeah, you can get on the big screen.

1186
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: What's the big screen in Central Park? Some stage at

1187
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: Central for no one cares, No one cares about my

1188
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: wedding like that. It's either in New York dit in

1189
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 1: New York. That's the question. That's what's up for grabs here, Hila, Aissa, Larissa, Larissa?

1190
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 1: Are you there's not? Larissa? Oh Man, Elvis. Look at

1191
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: this in Bora Bora, you can get an overwater bungalow.

1192
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: The bungalow is like right there in the water bung bungalow. Yeah,

1193
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,800
Speaker 1: you know what a bungalow is. Yeah, yeah, this looks

1194
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: not Can you get married here so I can go

1195
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 1: for vacations? Yes? Straight, I'm looking at there's a piece

1196
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: of Antarctica. It's alright. It's so far away from anywhere

1197
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 1: else that no country has claimed it. Let's go there,

1198
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 1: don't you don't even have flights there. Why don't you

1199
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: buy that for Alex for your wedding gift and then

1200
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: you can get married on it because you'll own it.

1201
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 1: That works out for you. Okay, I'm gonna buy him

1202
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 1: a continent. Alright, uh so Bora Bora. It's the island

1203
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: lies just northwest of Tahiti. Just in case you're wondering,

1204
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 1: how about Elope he looped note at the Maldives. No, no, seriously,

1205
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 1: I'm onto something here. What if we just don't tell

1206
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: anyone when or where the two of us just go

1207
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 1: get married. I think that's what Liz did. Hi, Liz

1208
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 1: hill hengagulations for one. Well, thank you. I'm very excited

1209
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 1: for you, and that's what you need to do. You

1210
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 1: unique to Elope, talk about it. I've been married thirty

1211
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: five wonderful years. I we graduated in eighty three and

1212
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: now I'm showing my eighth. But that's okay, um. And

1213
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 1: for my senior gift, my husband now my husband, my

1214
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 1: Dante back then set me a one way playing ticket

1215
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: to San Diego, California because he was stationed in Tornado.

1216
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 1: And on the thirty one of July, which will be

1217
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 1: our thirty fifth wedding anniversary, me and him went to

1218
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 1: this little chapel was called the Little Wedding Bell Chapel.

1219
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 1: I wore my sister's prom dress, which she spent twenty

1220
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: five dollars for. Had so both Jay and we said

1221
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: I do, and it was a reporter cake bike back then. Okay, well,

1222
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,240
Speaker 1: hold on a second, May I borrow your sister's prom dress?

1223
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't know so what I'm getting here, Liz, is

1224
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: you could have how you could have come up with

1225
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 1: a list of a thousand people and had to worry about.

1226
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have remembered any of it. Been several weddings.

1227
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 1: I paid for several weddings because my daughter got married,

1228
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 1: and I mean I loved her wedding. She had a

1229
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: border of weddings. She got married at Bear Creak. It

1230
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 1: was a weekend event. But you know what, people don't

1231
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 1: talk about her weddings. They talked about how happy they

1232
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: are there you go. So you're saying that there's no

1233
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:45,920
Speaker 1: need to involve anyone. It should just be about the

1234
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: two I'm sorry, are you there? It should be about

1235
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: the tour. It should be about the two of you

1236
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,160
Speaker 1: or the two of us, and that should be about

1237
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 1: the two people that are getting married, You and your

1238
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 1: wonderful fiance. And I hear you talk about them a

1239
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:00,560
Speaker 1: him all the time. And it's just about you, guys.

1240
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 1: It's not about making your mom, your dad his mom,

1241
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: Dad's brother, anyone happy, but you too, And it's you

1242
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 1: too waking up next to each other in the morning.

1243
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,439
Speaker 1: The only time nobody make them happy is if they're

1244
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 1: helping to pay for the wedding, and then in this case,

1245
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:19,720
Speaker 1: they're probably not because so I'm thinking the first look,

1246
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: Alex's mom has to be there, right, and my family,

1247
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 1: I mean, Danielle, do you have to be there? I'd

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Speaker 1: love to be there, but I totally understand if you're

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Speaker 1: doing it the other way. I'm going to do the

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Speaker 1: opposite wedding invitation thing. I'm gonna come up with a

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Speaker 1: list of four people and and ask like, which who

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Speaker 1: here on this list doesn't want to come? Yeah? And

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Speaker 1: I bet you. I bet you'd get people who don't

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Speaker 1: want to come, because there are some people who just

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Speaker 1: do not want to go to weddings exactly. I'm one

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Speaker 1: of I hate going to wedding. Now, how many I

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Speaker 1: send you? And I'm going to send you an invitation,

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Speaker 1: Nate and everyone. It says, I would be so honored

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Speaker 1: if you would not join us, you know, and I will.

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Speaker 1: I'll make a donation to you know, whatever you do

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Speaker 1: charity you choose. If you don't come to my wedding.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a fantastic I don't have to give

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Speaker 1: you a gift. Yeah, I don't have to get a suit.

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Speaker 1: I don't want a gift. I don't want you don't

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Speaker 1: have to get a suit anything. I'm in. This is

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Speaker 1: the best idea. What are you looking at me for?

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Speaker 1: I think that's actually a good thing because it makes

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Speaker 1: it makes people feel like you thought of them and

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Speaker 1: that you would have invited them if you were going

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Speaker 1: to have that type of wedding. Since you're not, you're

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Speaker 1: thought of and there you go. Nobody thinks they're forgotten.

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Speaker 1: Exactly what you hope that I would respectfully decline. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I want you to respectfully declined, coming everyone to respectfully decline.

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Speaker 1: This is that great tea. Why do you keep calling

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Speaker 1: your one door away? I'm doing work at my desk

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Speaker 1: right now for the show. What do you want? So,

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Speaker 1: by the way, I don't want you at my wedding.

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Speaker 1: I was I was going to say, do you have

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Speaker 1: to be the organ minister? What I'm not coming? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm asking people not to come to my wedding. That's

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Speaker 1: that's my new invitation, that's my new idea. How could

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Speaker 1: you start your life off your new life without me. Um. Actually,

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Speaker 1: it's a very easy decision, and easy decision. Tell you

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Speaker 1: my feelings hurt. Okay, bye, he's hung up on he's

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Speaker 1: listening to another show. Let's get into the Danielle report.

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Speaker 1: Danielle who is respectfully declining my invitation and I love you,

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Speaker 1: but I love you more because you're not coming. They're welcome.

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Speaker 1: So I was obsessed with this over the weekend. I

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01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,759
Speaker 1: don't know if anybody else was. Floyd Mayweather went off

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Speaker 1: on fifty Cent in an Instagram post, calling him broke, jealous,

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Speaker 1: a snitch, claiming he has herpes. So then fifty Cents

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Speaker 1: started posting all these different posts about Floyd, saying I'm

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01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 1: not done with ju yet. Just wait to lie out

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Speaker 1: you with this, that and the other thing. It was crazy.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't check it out, you still have time.

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Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus reportedly has some new music coming next month.

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Speaker 1: I know we're all excited. Can't wait for that. MTV

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Speaker 1: is doing a reality show, said at Lindsay Lohan's new

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Speaker 1: beach house in Greece. Would you watch? I would watch

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01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 1: it only because I would love to see her make

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Speaker 1: a comeback. She was always so nice to us here

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Speaker 1: and whenever she came to visit, and I'd love great

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01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: things far so it would be nice to see her

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Speaker 1: make a comeback. Pink says that bringing her two kids

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Speaker 1: on tour with her is the hardest thing she's ever done. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and I my guess is yeah, I can't even imagine

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01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 1: taking your kids on tour with you. That'd be crazy.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of things went down to Comic Con

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Speaker 1: over the weekend. Marvel actually offered grief counseling for fans

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01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 1: traumatized by the ending of Avengers Infinity War. I could

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Speaker 1: totally see why because I couldn't believe some of the

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Speaker 1: stuff that went down to the end of that movie.

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Speaker 1: So that was nice that they did that for fans

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Speaker 1: at Comic Cone. One of the items on display at

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01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:47,840
Speaker 1: the show was a lightsaver used by Mark Hamill in

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01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 1: the original Star Wars. They said it could be worth

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Speaker 1: around two dollars. Uh. There was a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: other things. Oh this is for you, Nate. They unveiled

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Speaker 1: Golden Girls action figures and with Kung Fu Grip and people.

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01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:08,400
Speaker 1: So many people were excited about these action figures. Really,

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01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:11,000
Speaker 1: you want to be Arthur to have kung fu grips.

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Speaker 1: What's the other what's the slutty one that was on

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01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:21,799
Speaker 1: their blanch? She probably had comfort. So so Harry Styles

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01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 1: just came off the road. He was there for ten months.

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Speaker 1: He played eighty nine shows, so just under a million tickets,

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01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: raised more than one million dollars for charity. So that's

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01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 1: awesome to know. Post Malone says that he would love

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01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 1: a Queer Eye for the straight guy come over and

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01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,479
Speaker 1: make him over, because he says he definitely needs to

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01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:42,639
Speaker 1: make over. A fan created a petition trying to get

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Speaker 1: the attention of one of the cast members and hopefully

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Speaker 1: maybe we'll get to see post Malone with a little makeup.

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01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: By the way, everyone who knows him says he's just

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01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,680
Speaker 1: the nicest guy. Yeah scary. Would you like me to

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01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 1: put out a request to Queer Eye for you? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm post governed. Keep going the back to lawrets on tonight,

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01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,719
Speaker 1: so you think you can Daunt's love and hip hop Hollywood,

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Speaker 1: don't forget American in Ja Warrior. Okay, thanks, thank you.

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Speaker 1: got the circle. That's all I have to say. I

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Speaker 1: listen to you guys every morning. I'm loving it. Here

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Speaker 1: a stupid guy's name, Elvis SOPI is Elvis Durrant in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. All right, I could easily just plan

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Speaker 1: my own wedding. Why exactly why when you can get

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01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:11,000
Speaker 1: the best calling the experts. Michael Russo to me, he's Mikey,

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Speaker 1: very good friend of mine, if it's very Mikey was

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01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:17,080
Speaker 1: with us when Alex popped the question. So in good morning, Mikey,

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Speaker 1: how are you? Good morning? How are you? I'm doing

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01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:22,040
Speaker 1: very well. I'm sorry, we we we woke you up.

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Speaker 1: But you know, this is the thing when you're a

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Speaker 1: wedding planner, you sleep late. Because that's true because I'm

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Speaker 1: literally like the morning exactly how many weddings do you

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Speaker 1: do per year? Do you know? Well, I do about

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01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 1: like maybe eight to ten per year. Um. I know

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Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like a lot, because I'm involved in

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01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:44,680
Speaker 1: like literally every single aspect of the wedding. He goes

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01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 1: on the honeymoon, he'll have he'll sleep with the couple.

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Speaker 1: What is the biggest pain in the ass about planning

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Speaker 1: a wedding for other people? Um, it's theug guestless Um,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty much number one. So that's where Elvis and

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Speaker 1: Alex currently. Um, you have to figure out, like who

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Speaker 1: you want there to celebrate your day with you, and

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Speaker 1: who will you know, not only celebrate the day with you,

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01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:11,639
Speaker 1: but support your marriage throughout. You know, it's longevity. That's

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01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:14,880
Speaker 1: the hardest part, honestly, because there are going to be

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01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 1: hurt feelings across the board because some people will think

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01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,400
Speaker 1: you closer than will agree. I agree. Now, this is

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01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 1: why I've come up with a genius idea from my wedding.

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01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: Here we go, tell us straight, Nate, tell Mikey Russo

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Speaker 1: where we're having our wedding. I found this spot. It

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01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,160
Speaker 1: doesn't even have a plane that goes to it. It's

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01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,559
Speaker 1: called Annabon and Equatorial Guinea. As far as I can tell,

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Speaker 1: you can't even get you can't even get there, even

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Speaker 1: get there, make it happen, Mikey, Mikey were My thought is,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have a wedding in a place that no

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01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 1: one can come to, so I don't have to worry

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Speaker 1: about it. I can invite everyone, but no one will

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01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:54,599
Speaker 1: show up. Perfect. I got another idea. What's your idea

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01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,880
Speaker 1: from you? Now? What if you sell tickets to your wedding?

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01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,160
Speaker 1: You have it like Madison Square Garden, and your sell

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01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: tickets on this tacky and you offset the cost. No.

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Speaker 1: So so so Alex and I sat down yesterday Mikey

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Speaker 1: to come up with a list and it's it's it was.

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01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,880
Speaker 1: I had to do a shot of tequila. It was

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01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:16,479
Speaker 1: just driving me crazy. I can't handle it. It gets crazy.

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Speaker 1: So I'm thinking also about having a wedding where I

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Speaker 1: invite people to not come, Like, if you respect us

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01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,960
Speaker 1: and our marriage, you will say I can't I can't

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Speaker 1: make it. No, so it is that's that's the hardest part.

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Speaker 1: And then the last hardest part, because everything else is

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Speaker 1: really fun and it should be fun, is the seating.

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01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:39,400
Speaker 1: Who wants who like sitting next to each other? Right?

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Speaker 1: Who's that? Oh? Yeah, Daniel. You know, yeah, forget the challenge.

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01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:48,360
Speaker 1: Don't put it in Clara with Uncle Marty because they

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01:16:48,439 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 1: aren't talking no more and they don't even know why.

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01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:56,439
Speaker 1: They're not far all right, we'll God bless you, you

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01:16:56,479 --> 01:16:59,240
Speaker 1: know what. So I'm thinking, so the more we talk

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01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,080
Speaker 1: about it, the more I'm feeling we want to do

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01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:04,439
Speaker 1: a destination wedding in a place that's a challenge for

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Speaker 1: people to visit. I like another idea from Scary. I think,

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Speaker 1: if you really want to drive people away, do it

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01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:16,519
Speaker 1: on a major holiday like Thanksgiving. Yeah, sure, I should

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01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,360
Speaker 1: have a Christmas morning wedding. What do you think on

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01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:23,680
Speaker 1: that island? Alright? A lot of people, a lot of

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01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:27,040
Speaker 1: people will say, oh, let's do a New Year's Eve wedding, right, So, yes,

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Speaker 1: of course it's fun because either people have great plans

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01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:31,600
Speaker 1: or they have no plans. But then you have to

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01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 1: think about, you know, do they want to really spend

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01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 1: their holiday with you? You know, and it becomes a

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Speaker 1: little tricky. So I guess what I'm trying to say

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Speaker 1: here is I want to invite close family and friends

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Speaker 1: to the wedding, but I don't want them to come,

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Speaker 1: so so make that happen. And we're good. All right, Mikey,

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Speaker 1: you're hired. Okay, let's go. All right, I have a

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Speaker 1: beautiful day. Tell Richie, I said, Hi, okay, will alight?

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Mike. There you go, Mikey Russo.

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Speaker 1: Does he realize that he got his hands full with you? Actually,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be the easiest wedding he's ever planned,

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Speaker 1: no one's ever We're gonna we're gonna have it in

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Speaker 1: a top secret location. If you can find us, you

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01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:16,680
Speaker 1: can enjoy the wedding. He's going to send out uninvitest uninvitations?

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01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:20,720
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? All right, enough of that, let's

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Speaker 1: move on. It's getting into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett, Hey,

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Speaker 1: good morning. What's going on. I'm gonna add one more

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Speaker 1: thing at the end of this to your wedding, by

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Speaker 1: the way, So let's start with this. So over the weekend,

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Speaker 1: this came out a whiney dog that sounds like the

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Speaker 1: background noise in Britney spears a song toxic. So listen

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Speaker 1: to this whiny dog. Here we go right there, right here.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it sounds like right. So let's put

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Speaker 1: it to music to see if it actually works. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's awesome. She's in town this week, right, yes, use

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Speaker 1: it forgot over the weekend in radio city tonight and tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: She needs to get the dog on stage, all right.

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01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 1: So a guy went to a drive through because he

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Speaker 1: was hungry, and he was about to place his order,

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Speaker 1: but the you worker on the other side wasn't speaking

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01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:17,960
Speaker 1: to him because she had her microphone on, but she

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Speaker 1: was gossiping about other co workers on on her cell phone.

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01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,479
Speaker 1: So the guy started to record the conversation, and here's

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Speaker 1: what he heard. I'll tell you when you come back

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Speaker 1: into work when we get this order about Brittany. Finally, yesterday,

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Speaker 1: she gives me ten dollars of it, right, and then says, oh,

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Speaker 1: here I got week for sale off, give you a front.

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01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't afford to get front. You owe

1453
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:43,920
Speaker 1: people money, yeah, which was I almost said to her, Okay,

1454
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 1: give me a ten bag ah week. But then I'm like, now,

1455
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:47,920
Speaker 1: let me just see if she'll actually give me the

1456
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:53,080
Speaker 1: damn cash. You know whoa apologize to the way. How

1457
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 1: can I help him? Oh yeah, let me get your

1458
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:59,479
Speaker 1: two for four one sausage, anut muffin and one she's

1459
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,880
Speaker 1: talking about buy weed. I love how she went into

1460
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:05,479
Speaker 1: customer service mode. She was like, yeah, yeah, we're gonna

1461
01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:12,920
Speaker 1: get hello, welcome to it about all right? Now, now, Elvis,

1462
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,360
Speaker 1: this song right here. You hear it a lot at weddings.

1463
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:19,960
Speaker 1: It is a panchel be uh d cannon in d major.

1464
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:26,799
Speaker 1: I've heard a million with beautifully walking down the aisle

1465
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 1: everyone there. I think I found a more updated version

1466
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:33,960
Speaker 1: that you and Alex should really hardcore consider using at

1467
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:44,559
Speaker 1: your wedding, The rubber Chicken version that song. Imagine four

1468
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:52,920
Speaker 1: guys squeezing rubber chickens. Oh, I can the rubber Chicken

1469
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:56,280
Speaker 1: orchestra something different, isn't it? Like every week you bring

1470
01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:59,880
Speaker 1: in a rubber chicken song that's YouTube before you like

1471
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:03,040
Speaker 1: debt right perfect, You're good America. I appreciate it. You

1472
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:05,080
Speaker 1: remember what happened at my wedding with the rubber chicken

1473
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:09,719
Speaker 1: ate when no the food is great, When my husband

1474
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:12,479
Speaker 1: went under the dress to get the garden belt member

1475
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:16,640
Speaker 1: he both on a rubber chicken. Yes, that was a

1476
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:22,639
Speaker 1: great wedding. By the way, we've got breaking news. Who

1477
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:27,920
Speaker 1: trended it on Twitter? Did you hear Elvis Durant show

1478
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:31,320
Speaker 1: is responsible for trending national vanilla ice Cream Day in

1479
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:36,439
Speaker 1: the US of A. That's right, we trended it. Not

1480
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:40,479
Speaker 1: only is it National Vanilla ice Cream Day, we trended

1481
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:45,759
Speaker 1: it this very important show. We've done absolutely nothing today

1482
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:49,439
Speaker 1: except we trended vanilla ice cream. Let's go around the

1483
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:52,599
Speaker 1: room and let's start with you, Danielle. So yesterday Jennifer

1484
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:54,760
Speaker 1: Lopez was talking about how this is the kick off

1485
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:58,160
Speaker 1: to her birthday week because her birthday is tomorrow, and

1486
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:01,320
Speaker 1: she's like, let the festivities be in but first, and

1487
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:03,640
Speaker 1: she did a gym selfie to show that she was

1488
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:06,519
Speaker 1: like working out whatever, because you're just going to crap

1489
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:08,280
Speaker 1: the bed this week for the birthday week. And I

1490
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:12,360
Speaker 1: was like, damn, what a life these celebrities live. I

1491
01:22:12,439 --> 01:22:15,840
Speaker 1: mean really, And I kept thinking, what could a Rod

1492
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:19,560
Speaker 1: possibly give her he doesn't have already? Then what do

1493
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:22,880
Speaker 1: you get someone who's Jenni Lopez? What do you get

1494
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:26,160
Speaker 1: someone with everything? Nothing? I don't know, you know what? Uh?

1495
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,120
Speaker 1: And I love people who, by the way, they celebrate

1496
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:31,479
Speaker 1: a birthday week even though technically it's a day, right,

1497
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,560
Speaker 1: celebrate for the week. Got good for her and I

1498
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,720
Speaker 1: hope he I hope he showers her with lots of

1499
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:38,760
Speaker 1: love and happiness, happy birthday, general love, love her. Hey,

1500
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm scary, what's up with you today? So I got

1501
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:43,600
Speaker 1: hit on by a swinging couple with my girlfriend. We

1502
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:45,400
Speaker 1: were hanging out at a bar, and I had never

1503
01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:47,960
Speaker 1: been a victim of this before. I've never known this.

1504
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:50,800
Speaker 1: Gentleman comes up and goes, hey, he goes, I love you.

1505
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,880
Speaker 1: You guys are beautiful people. Can me and my wife

1506
01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:54,559
Speaker 1: bought you a drink? Next thing you know, they're sitting

1507
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:57,280
Speaker 1: down next to us and she He's like, doesn't my

1508
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:59,280
Speaker 1: wife have gorgeous breasts? And then he says, we have

1509
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:01,519
Speaker 1: a penthouse on the water. Why don't you guys join us.

1510
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,479
Speaker 1: We'll go party and then want the sunrise. I was like,

1511
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:08,720
Speaker 1: what my jaw dropped all because we accepted the drink. No,

1512
01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I will not accept the free

1513
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,800
Speaker 1: drink now because I felt like I was obligated to

1514
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,680
Speaker 1: talk to them for the next hour. I felt like

1515
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,360
Speaker 1: to go back to their It was the most insane

1516
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:21,519
Speaker 1: night of my Tell you meet people, yeah, yeah, but

1517
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:24,200
Speaker 1: not like they had more in mind than just meeting.

1518
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:28,240
Speaker 1: They wanted to meet and greet. I'm not getting it.

1519
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:29,720
Speaker 1: Can you tell us what you think? They wanted to

1520
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:31,920
Speaker 1: do with you. They wanted to swing with us, but

1521
01:23:34,439 --> 01:23:37,719
Speaker 1: they wanted us to go back and a part wanted

1522
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:40,320
Speaker 1: us to do drugs and have sex and swap with them.

1523
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:42,240
Speaker 1: How do you know they wanted you to do drugs? Right?

1524
01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:44,360
Speaker 1: Did they ever come out and say drugs? He said?

1525
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:45,680
Speaker 1: Do you want? He go? Do you guys want to

1526
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 1: come back and party with us? The keyword is party,

1527
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 1: That's the operative word. So what maybe party to them

1528
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:53,920
Speaker 1: means something else? Oh maybe like ice cream and cake? Yeah,

1529
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:58,280
Speaker 1: well he and greet was n t and great, and

1530
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,559
Speaker 1: then the sunrise part was like, why it's the sunrise?

1531
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:02,800
Speaker 1: That means we're gonna be, you know, hanging out till

1532
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:05,280
Speaker 1: seven in the morning at least. So you're saying they

1533
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:07,400
Speaker 1: wanted you to come back to their place, do drugs

1534
01:24:07,439 --> 01:24:11,519
Speaker 1: and have sex, yes, and you turned them down. I'm

1535
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:13,760
Speaker 1: shocked that you turned them down. That scared. I gotta

1536
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,360
Speaker 1: be honest. In order for me to have sex with you,

1537
01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:18,080
Speaker 1: I would have to do drunk did Hey did your

1538
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:21,680
Speaker 1: girlfriend one in? No? She didn't. Hey, what's up with

1539
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:24,639
Speaker 1: you today? Froggy? Do you have a story? Is exciting?

1540
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:26,800
Speaker 1: Is that one? It's nowhere near as exciting as that

1541
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:29,479
Speaker 1: mine is. Wherever you live, I've lived here in South

1542
01:24:29,479 --> 01:24:31,720
Speaker 1: Florida now for sixteen years. Yesterday Lisa and I did

1543
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,280
Speaker 1: something here in town that we've never done before. We

1544
01:24:34,479 --> 01:24:36,360
Speaker 1: went on the water taxi and just went up and

1545
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:38,800
Speaker 1: down the river in Port Lauderdale. So, wherever you live,

1546
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm guessing there's something that you haven't done locally in

1547
01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:44,000
Speaker 1: your town. Take the time and do it. Enjoy yourself

1548
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,920
Speaker 1: on a weekend and see what your town that you

1549
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,080
Speaker 1: live and has to offer. Okay, I'm in New York.

1550
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:51,439
Speaker 1: Is there anything going on here? I'm sure you can

1551
01:24:51,439 --> 01:24:55,280
Speaker 1: find something. Nothing here, all right. So, by the way,

1552
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:58,320
Speaker 1: it's pocabell. We know it's pocabell. Uh. People are texting

1553
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:04,040
Speaker 1: in anyway, What little thing is ruining your life right now? Seriously?

1554
01:25:04,439 --> 01:25:07,680
Speaker 1: Did we did? We have a text from someone? Orfinitely

1555
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:10,200
Speaker 1: put it up on Instagram and Scary started it off today. Yeah,

1556
01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:13,840
Speaker 1: Scary started to tell everyone when he said that was like, really,

1557
01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:19,880
Speaker 1: this is your biggest problem. Scary was complaining. We were

1558
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:22,439
Speaker 1: talking about Instagram during one of our commercial breaks, yes,

1559
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:25,680
Speaker 1: and we were discussing how to repost something. Yes, I

1560
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:29,320
Speaker 1: wanted to repost something that Nate put up exactly so

1561
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:33,120
Speaker 1: Scary apparently it's ruining his world that within Instagram you

1562
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:36,920
Speaker 1: can't repost a post. I remember Instagram actually came out

1563
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:40,200
Speaker 1: months ago saying we're going to edit a repost feature,

1564
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:42,800
Speaker 1: and they haven't done it, And Scary says, I know,

1565
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:46,720
Speaker 1: it's the bane of my existence that I can't I've

1566
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:50,400
Speaker 1: got to go to repost, to repost from Instagram Kart.

1567
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:53,440
Speaker 1: I just put repost on as a feature in Instagram.

1568
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:56,080
Speaker 1: It's the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Ever,

1569
01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:58,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to a third party yet. Now now,

1570
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:02,080
Speaker 1: now you can repost to your story, You're twenty four

1571
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:04,840
Speaker 1: hour story on Instagram, but you can't repost to your

1572
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:08,200
Speaker 1: actual But Scary, you would agree that if that is

1573
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:11,560
Speaker 1: the bane of your exist the biggest problem that you have.

1574
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:18,479
Speaker 1: Do you understand that he's not listening to a damn

1575
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:20,760
Speaker 1: thing he says, and his world is very different than

1576
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:24,320
Speaker 1: other people's worlds. To him, this is what he's worried about.

1577
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:29,439
Speaker 1: There are people out there who are fighting disease, starving,

1578
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,840
Speaker 1: getting fired from their jobs. But the bane of Scary's

1579
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:36,240
Speaker 1: existence is the fact that Instagram doesn't have a built

1580
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:41,000
Speaker 1: in repost feature. But he's not listening any of what

1581
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:44,160
Speaker 1: you said, all thinking about hearing you. But I would

1582
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:50,479
Speaker 1: need solutions everyone, So we're laughing about that. And then

1583
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:54,280
Speaker 1: so we're we're Kathleen post on Instagram. What's I mean wherever?

1584
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:58,479
Speaker 1: What's like the biggest stupid problem you have? Soon actually

1585
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:01,200
Speaker 1: sent a text in I believe saying that they have

1586
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:04,080
Speaker 1: a small pebble in their shoe, but they're too lazy

1587
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:07,920
Speaker 1: to get it out. Where is it? Right there? There's

1588
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:10,040
Speaker 1: a small ask rock in my shoe, but I'm too

1589
01:27:10,120 --> 01:27:12,320
Speaker 1: lazy to untie my shoe and tie it back up,

1590
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:17,720
Speaker 1: so I'm silently suffering. I love that. I love that

1591
01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:23,760
Speaker 1: I'm sweating for no reason. The dumb little problems we

1592
01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:29,280
Speaker 1: think are huge the bane of scaries existence. Okay, let's

1593
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:33,360
Speaker 1: get into this next. Let's open the non judgment zone. Okay,

1594
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:36,559
Speaker 1: we're not gonna judge you. Look look at this text

1595
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:40,880
Speaker 1: or this this post. Starbucks is running on one espresso machine.

1596
01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:46,920
Speaker 1: That's that's like they're big problem. Okay, I want you

1597
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,960
Speaker 1: to call me or reach out to me on text.

1598
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:56,519
Speaker 1: Call me eight D. This is a non judgment zone

1599
01:27:56,680 --> 01:28:00,759
Speaker 1: where we'll let you vent about this all four problem

1600
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:05,120
Speaker 1: it's happening to you, and we will actually sympathize with you.

1601
01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:10,000
Speaker 1: We'll go I'm so sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry that

1602
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:13,519
Speaker 1: you can't repost. It's the bane of your existence called

1603
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:18,600
Speaker 1: us Now. Hey, it's Dan Mason, official life coach at

1604
01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:21,280
Speaker 1: the Elvis Durrand Morning Show, on a mission to help

1605
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:25,040
Speaker 1: you discover your life's purpose. Find out how each week

1606
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:29,040
Speaker 1: on my brand new podcast, Life Amplified. You can listen

1607
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:33,679
Speaker 1: for free on the I Heart Radio app l stand

1608
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:37,479
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. My Samsung Galaxy S nine is fast.

1609
01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:39,599
Speaker 1: Now I can pull up all the things that are

1610
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:41,479
Speaker 1: important to be like my pictures I took here in

1611
01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:44,120
Speaker 1: Santa Fe while visiting things I want to send to friends.

1612
01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:45,320
Speaker 1: And as soon as I want to take a picture

1613
01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:47,560
Speaker 1: of boom camera up, don't have to fumble and find it.

1614
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,519
Speaker 1: So when I'm living my life, I can pull it

1615
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:57,160
Speaker 1: up faster with my S nine. Look. I know there

1616
01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:59,880
Speaker 1: are huge, huge problems in this world we live in,

1617
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:03,200
Speaker 1: the problems that we're all wishing could be solved or

1618
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:06,800
Speaker 1: doing something to help solve them. At the same time,

1619
01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:10,280
Speaker 1: you go through life with like a hangnail, or you

1620
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:14,800
Speaker 1: go through life with whatever problem that's so insignificant you're

1621
01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:17,120
Speaker 1: afraid to bitch and moan about it because people will go,

1622
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:20,200
Speaker 1: don't you know there are people out there with monumental

1623
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:24,320
Speaker 1: problems and you're bitching and mooning about a Hangnail. I

1624
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:27,640
Speaker 1: tell you, you know what, I think it's okay to

1625
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:32,920
Speaker 1: have first world problems and acknowledge them. I do. And

1626
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:35,240
Speaker 1: you know what, I think that if we just kind

1627
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:37,880
Speaker 1: of laugh about how stupid some of these little problems are,

1628
01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:42,040
Speaker 1: it'll help help us deal with the bigger problems, because

1629
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:44,040
Speaker 1: will be will be in a better mood. Nobody has

1630
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:48,120
Speaker 1: more first world problems. And it all started with Scary

1631
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,280
Speaker 1: when I went to I haven't even reposted it. In

1632
01:29:51,439 --> 01:29:54,920
Speaker 1: order to repost an Instagram post from straight Nate, I

1633
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:58,360
Speaker 1: have to go into my repost app I and I

1634
01:29:58,439 --> 01:30:02,160
Speaker 1: asked the question, didn't Instagram say they were going to

1635
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:06,200
Speaker 1: put a repost feature on board like in like Hardwired?

1636
01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:10,879
Speaker 1: Then Scary starts screaming, you don't understand how this affects

1637
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:15,120
Speaker 1: my daily life. This is the bane of my existence,

1638
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:18,959
Speaker 1: not being able to repost without going outside the Instagram

1639
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:24,960
Speaker 1: app and going over to the repost. It's ghostly, ghostly,

1640
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:29,639
Speaker 1: so I started thinking, what are what are some other little, tiny, stupid,

1641
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:32,560
Speaker 1: insignificant problems. Well they are to us, but to you

1642
01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:38,639
Speaker 1: it's a big problem. So here we go. My favorite

1643
01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:47,639
Speaker 1: was then someone posted someone sent texts saying there pubic

1644
01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:51,120
Speaker 1: hair is sticking to their maxipad and they don't have

1645
01:30:52,400 --> 01:31:00,280
Speaker 1: a tremor and it's ruining their day. That hurts. Hurts bad,

1646
01:31:00,360 --> 01:31:03,160
Speaker 1: problem though, I know. But to them it's a major problem.

1647
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:05,760
Speaker 1: Too much. It's like, really, stop your bitching. But no,

1648
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:07,960
Speaker 1: you know what, let them have that problem. Let's go

1649
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:12,200
Speaker 1: talk to Shannon. Hello, Shannon, good morning, good morning, Welcome

1650
01:31:12,240 --> 01:31:14,800
Speaker 1: to the no judgment zone. Doesn't matter how little the

1651
01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:17,799
Speaker 1: problem is to us, to you, it's a magnificent problem.

1652
01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:21,320
Speaker 1: What is it? Yes, my issue is I don't have

1653
01:31:21,439 --> 01:31:26,360
Speaker 1: any sunglasses. I'm driving to work, I'm hungover, and I

1654
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:32,120
Speaker 1: swear the sun just turned it up a note, It's

1655
01:31:32,160 --> 01:31:35,080
Speaker 1: pointed directly at me, and I just keep muttering to myself,

1656
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:40,240
Speaker 1: just go home, son, Do you that's a major problem,

1657
01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:45,120
Speaker 1: And we feel for you? Do we feel for Shannon? Alright, honey,

1658
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:50,840
Speaker 1: you get through this day alive. Thanks for listening to her.

1659
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:55,639
Speaker 1: It's a major major problem to us, Not so much. Hello, Nicole. Hi,

1660
01:31:56,000 --> 01:32:01,160
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I can't believe I love you guys

1661
01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:06,519
Speaker 1: so much. I listened to you every single morning. Now,

1662
01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:08,800
Speaker 1: even though you sound very chip are very happy, you

1663
01:32:08,920 --> 01:32:11,800
Speaker 1: do have an awful problem that's really really the bane

1664
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:14,519
Speaker 1: of your existence. What is that? Okay? So over the

1665
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:17,519
Speaker 1: weekend it was my birthday, so my family and I, um,

1666
01:32:18,479 --> 01:32:21,200
Speaker 1: we all went down and we rented a house in

1667
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:23,680
Speaker 1: like West Palm Beach. We live in dock Simo. We

1668
01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:26,280
Speaker 1: went down to West Palm Beach and there was supposed

1669
01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:30,519
Speaker 1: to be WiFi and cable and there was no WiFi,

1670
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:35,120
Speaker 1: no cable. There was barely any furniture. How did you

1671
01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:40,320
Speaker 1: exist with no WiFi? I know, I know. We had

1672
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:42,880
Speaker 1: two kids too, which made it kind of work. You see,

1673
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:44,120
Speaker 1: I can be honest with you. I think in this

1674
01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:46,360
Speaker 1: day and age, with no WiFi or cable is the

1675
01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:52,080
Speaker 1: equivalent of no plumbing electricity. I know we were so mad,

1676
01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:55,200
Speaker 1: don't we all vote that Nicole's problem is a major problem.

1677
01:32:57,240 --> 01:32:59,200
Speaker 1: But you survived and you're giggling. You feel like you're

1678
01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:01,720
Speaker 1: in a good mood. Yes, I love you guys. Hey,

1679
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,400
Speaker 1: can I get a T shirt? And can you ruin

1680
01:33:03,439 --> 01:33:06,240
Speaker 1: it for me. Let me see. Hold on, let me

1681
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:08,439
Speaker 1: see if I can dig one up. Hold on Colton seventeen.

1682
01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:14,240
Speaker 1: Can you remember her? Hello? J Hey, what's going on? Elvit? Oh?

1683
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:17,080
Speaker 1: You know we're sitting around talking around about people's problems.

1684
01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:18,880
Speaker 1: To you, it's a major problem. To us, it isn't.

1685
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:22,599
Speaker 1: What is it? So last year my assist, my old

1686
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:27,360
Speaker 1: assist got engaged and about in January this year she

1687
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:30,680
Speaker 1: got the date in September. So since then, I've been

1688
01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:33,439
Speaker 1: trying to gain a little weight to look a little bigger,

1689
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:36,720
Speaker 1: because you know, the pictures are gonna last forever, and uh,

1690
01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,360
Speaker 1: it's it's pretty hard for me. I've been eating a

1691
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:42,240
Speaker 1: lot and I can't gain weight. See that's the thing.

1692
01:33:42,439 --> 01:33:45,240
Speaker 1: People should not think that's a small problem because for

1693
01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:47,280
Speaker 1: a lot of people j who need to gain weight,

1694
01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:50,280
Speaker 1: that is a major problem. So you know, my mom

1695
01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:52,320
Speaker 1: had that same problem growing up, and she said it

1696
01:33:52,439 --> 01:33:54,400
Speaker 1: was torture because everybody would make fun of her and

1697
01:33:54,479 --> 01:33:57,560
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm trying to gain weight. But for

1698
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:01,519
Speaker 1: some people who fight, you know, gain fight weight for

1699
01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:04,000
Speaker 1: to lose weight, they look at you like that's a

1700
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:06,439
Speaker 1: small problem, but but it is a big problem. Jay,

1701
01:34:07,479 --> 01:34:09,320
Speaker 1: come hanging on the morning show for a week or two,

1702
01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:13,360
Speaker 1: you'll gain weight. Alright, we'll best to luck with that, buddy,

1703
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,600
Speaker 1: have a great day, thank you. See that isn't that

1704
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:18,040
Speaker 1: is a major problem. So so far I'm no WiFi,

1705
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:20,400
Speaker 1: not being able to gain weight. Those are those are

1706
01:34:20,479 --> 01:34:25,479
Speaker 1: not small problems. Hello, Kelly, h I bet your problem

1707
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:28,680
Speaker 1: is massive? What is it? Oh? Okay? So I have

1708
01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:31,200
Speaker 1: like an hour and forty five minute commute this morning,

1709
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:34,120
Speaker 1: and I was so hungry. I stopped at quick check

1710
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:36,519
Speaker 1: and I got a sausage, egg and cheese, and I

1711
01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:39,960
Speaker 1: had two bottoms of a muffin on it, like two

1712
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:42,880
Speaker 1: bottoms of English muffin. So you got to the top

1713
01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:46,160
Speaker 1: and the bottom of your two bottoms, Yeah, sandwich between

1714
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:52,960
Speaker 1: two bottoms? Ah my god? So where's your sausage? Everything

1715
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:55,479
Speaker 1: was in there, but it was like the two like crusty,

1716
01:34:55,760 --> 01:35:01,280
Speaker 1: hard bottoms of an English muffin. So there's no ta yes,

1717
01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:06,640
Speaker 1: oh lord, I could never go to that party. All right.

1718
01:35:07,920 --> 01:35:09,920
Speaker 1: So you know what you got along commute? You deserve

1719
01:35:09,960 --> 01:35:11,600
Speaker 1: a top and the bottom and you don't have it.

1720
01:35:11,720 --> 01:35:13,840
Speaker 1: So do we all do all agree? That's a bad.

1721
01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:20,920
Speaker 1: Hope the rest of your day is much better? Can

1722
01:35:20,960 --> 01:35:24,160
Speaker 1: you imagine. Let's see Webb growl. Kathleen just ran these

1723
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:27,800
Speaker 1: in on Instagram. Jane Norris forty four says my left

1724
01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:32,640
Speaker 1: nostril won't stop running and catch it. Kate says I

1725
01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:34,840
Speaker 1: forgot my card again at home and now I may

1726
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:39,439
Speaker 1: be chilly. On Facebook, Becky says, my dishwasher doesn't dry

1727
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:42,240
Speaker 1: my tupper were. Have you noticed that for some reason

1728
01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:45,960
Speaker 1: tupper were doesn't dry? It? Pisces me off too, but

1729
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:50,000
Speaker 1: it's it's you know. Yes, So here's the problem I'm

1730
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:52,519
Speaker 1: having today. I love this T shirt I'm wearing. But

1731
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:56,519
Speaker 1: you can see the neck. It's very wide. You stretched

1732
01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:58,280
Speaker 1: out the neck. Yes, so I can't have it like

1733
01:35:58,400 --> 01:36:00,840
Speaker 1: close to my neck anymore. But I like the shirt.

1734
01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:03,960
Speaker 1: And what do I do? It's a problem you have

1735
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:06,800
Speaker 1: to wear a loose neck shirt. This is bothering me.

1736
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:11,040
Speaker 1: I know. It's the bane of your existence. Hello, hello, Megan,

1737
01:36:11,080 --> 01:36:14,280
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? How are you? I'm doing okay?

1738
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:17,839
Speaker 1: So okay, it may not be a huge, huge problem

1739
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:19,720
Speaker 1: for us, but for you it is. What is it

1740
01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:24,760
Speaker 1: when I order something online and the tracking number it's

1741
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:27,720
Speaker 1: sent to me without the link attached to it, so

1742
01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:32,960
Speaker 1: I cannot click directly for tracking, and I have to

1743
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:36,240
Speaker 1: copy and paste to a new page to track the pack.

1744
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:40,560
Speaker 1: Can you imagine you should you just be able to

1745
01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:43,320
Speaker 1: click it? And now I feel your pain. I get it.

1746
01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:46,120
Speaker 1: It should be like right there, just like you just

1747
01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:50,600
Speaker 1: can't it. It should be How dare they screw with

1748
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:52,600
Speaker 1: you like that? Megan? I'm sorry to give you a

1749
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:55,120
Speaker 1: refund on whatever you bore. I know I can't try it.

1750
01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:58,479
Speaker 1: I'm clicking. I'm clicking. It doesn't do anything. A good

1751
01:36:58,560 --> 01:36:59,920
Speaker 1: luck with that. I hope you get to the day.

1752
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:03,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. See I love our no judgment zone.

1753
01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:06,680
Speaker 1: Let's see I text the neighbor behind me got a

1754
01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:13,519
Speaker 1: rooster a few weeks ago. That's a major problem. Oh god,

1755
01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:17,240
Speaker 1: they're so loud. Hello Megan, how are you? I'm good,

1756
01:37:17,280 --> 01:37:20,080
Speaker 1: How are you doing okay? So tell me about your problem.

1757
01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:23,759
Speaker 1: It's big to you. It's it's a it's a huge crisis.

1758
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:27,000
Speaker 1: I got a pedicure a week ago and my big toe,

1759
01:37:27,280 --> 01:37:29,400
Speaker 1: the toe nail polish got all threwed up. Now I

1760
01:37:29,479 --> 01:37:35,720
Speaker 1: have to paint it myself. You did pay somebody to

1761
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:37,240
Speaker 1: do it, and the fact that it's not right now

1762
01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:39,080
Speaker 1: you gotta redo it. I understand that, and now I

1763
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:41,160
Speaker 1: gotta redo it, and I gotta wait another two weeks

1764
01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:43,120
Speaker 1: before I can go pay someone else do it again.

1765
01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:45,680
Speaker 1: I have a question, why can't you just when I

1766
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:47,479
Speaker 1: do is walk into the place that did it and

1767
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:49,880
Speaker 1: say hey, I ruined one, could you fix it? And

1768
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:53,360
Speaker 1: they usually are okay with fixing it? Isn't that easy? Yeah,

1769
01:37:53,439 --> 01:37:58,280
Speaker 1: but then I had to drive there. Now you get

1770
01:37:58,600 --> 01:38:01,040
Speaker 1: Now you understand, all right, Megan, best to look realize

1771
01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:03,080
Speaker 1: that I like just text my mom's Eratti is in

1772
01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:05,160
Speaker 1: the shop, so I have to take the Mercedes today.

1773
01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:09,200
Speaker 1: My Diane coke from a fast food place as a

1774
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:13,519
Speaker 1: hole in it and it's flooding my cup holder that

1775
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:17,360
Speaker 1: actually could be your I got food poisoning and my

1776
01:38:17,439 --> 01:38:24,320
Speaker 1: pants and I'm still on duty poisoning right now. She's

1777
01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:33,439
Speaker 1: thrown after pants. My wife bought me small condoms. Sorry buddy, anyway,

1778
01:38:33,920 --> 01:38:37,640
Speaker 1: Um that was his way of telling us he is

1779
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:47,240
Speaker 1: a big one. It didn't work. We didn't say your name, hello,

1780
01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:49,840
Speaker 1: jan how are you? Hey? I'm good? How are you?

1781
01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm okay. So it's a major problem. What happened. It's

1782
01:38:53,120 --> 01:38:55,200
Speaker 1: a huge problem. Three times a week I ordered from

1783
01:38:55,240 --> 01:38:57,880
Speaker 1: my phone Panera rapid pickup app. I need to get

1784
01:38:57,920 --> 01:39:00,400
Speaker 1: my Green Goddess sala trying to eat healthy. Um, I

1785
01:39:00,479 --> 01:39:02,479
Speaker 1: get the Green Goddess salad dressing on the side so

1786
01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:05,000
Speaker 1: it's not soggy. And I also want all of oil dressing.

1787
01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:07,639
Speaker 1: Want to make sure I have that extra fat. Once

1788
01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:09,760
Speaker 1: I get my salad wrapped, a take up, run in,

1789
01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:12,000
Speaker 1: run out, keep the car. You have it all figured out?

1790
01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:14,439
Speaker 1: So what so what happened? What did Panera do? So

1791
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:17,280
Speaker 1: forty minutes later, gets my work open my salad. There's

1792
01:39:17,280 --> 01:39:21,400
Speaker 1: no dressing at all. This happens. I gotta get a

1793
01:39:21,479 --> 01:39:27,000
Speaker 1: dry salad salad. No dry salad sucks, right, and I'm

1794
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:29,680
Speaker 1: angry and you're angry. It's it's no good. Yeah, I

1795
01:39:29,760 --> 01:39:32,120
Speaker 1: can't eat. It's like eating lettuce right out of the ground,

1796
01:39:32,479 --> 01:39:36,599
Speaker 1: like no dirt has more flavor than no salad dress.

1797
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:39,599
Speaker 1: All right, Jenn, good luck with that. Thanks, it's gonna

1798
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:42,200
Speaker 1: be rough. Another text. My tesla had to go in

1799
01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:44,040
Speaker 1: for repairs, so I had to drive my Lexus for

1800
01:39:44,080 --> 01:39:45,439
Speaker 1: a week with a V eight. It cost me a

1801
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:50,920
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy seven dollars in gas. I put on

1802
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:52,840
Speaker 1: Misscara on one eye and a red light, and now

1803
01:39:53,160 --> 01:39:55,639
Speaker 1: I gotta have all green lights. Now I'm at work

1804
01:39:55,720 --> 01:40:01,479
Speaker 1: with mascara on one eye. Can you imagine? Hello, Stella?

1805
01:40:02,840 --> 01:40:07,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love you. Oh Stella? Okay, so

1806
01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:12,439
Speaker 1: what happened? Okay, so it's been happening for a while now.

1807
01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:15,040
Speaker 1: I tried repairing it with super glue. But you know,

1808
01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:18,160
Speaker 1: like the little phone holder things so you can see

1809
01:40:18,160 --> 01:40:22,599
Speaker 1: your GPS easily in the car. Yeah, mine is loose,

1810
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:25,439
Speaker 1: so every so often I hit a bump or something

1811
01:40:25,760 --> 01:40:35,080
Speaker 1: my phone kind of group. That's awful. I'm sorry. It's

1812
01:40:35,120 --> 01:40:37,479
Speaker 1: the bane of your existence. I'm so sorry you have

1813
01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:41,320
Speaker 1: to endure that about a new one. But I didn't

1814
01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:46,120
Speaker 1: have time to install it this morning because I'm telling

1815
01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:48,759
Speaker 1: you right now, these are major problems, and we're feeling

1816
01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:51,920
Speaker 1: your pain. I'm telling you, thank you, all right, thanks,

1817
01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:57,640
Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Stella. Let's see the remote on my

1818
01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:59,880
Speaker 1: husband's nightstand. I don't want to roll over and get it.

1819
01:41:03,720 --> 01:41:06,400
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. I got my car washed, it didn't

1820
01:41:06,439 --> 01:41:10,280
Speaker 1: get the bugs a shield. I took the day off,

1821
01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:12,360
Speaker 1: didn't let my kids or spouse know, so I could

1822
01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:14,400
Speaker 1: spend a day by the pool by myself. And it's raining.

1823
01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:19,400
Speaker 1: It sucks. My limo driver just switched to decaf. I

1824
01:41:19,439 --> 01:41:32,320
Speaker 1: can't handle how slowly driver getting a twenty piece of

1825
01:41:32,360 --> 01:41:35,400
Speaker 1: nugget to only get one sauce packet. What a bad

1826
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:40,599
Speaker 1: day I'm having? All Right, These people are living these

1827
01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:43,280
Speaker 1: lives and we're like, act like there's nothing wrong. It's

1828
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:45,720
Speaker 1: funny though that it shows you that we have very

1829
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:48,280
Speaker 1: very rich people listening to us, and then you have

1830
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:50,560
Speaker 1: not so rich people. We've got the people taking the

1831
01:41:50,600 --> 01:41:53,599
Speaker 1: limo to work and the lady who's chicken nugget needs

1832
01:41:53,640 --> 01:41:59,599
Speaker 1: to It's a rough day. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle,

1833
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:02,080
Speaker 1: all right, what's going on? So many cool trailers debuted

1834
01:42:02,160 --> 01:42:05,240
Speaker 1: Comic Con over the weekend. Aquaman, she Zam, Godzilla, King

1835
01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:08,000
Speaker 1: of the Monsters, Glass, the new season of The Walking Dead.

1836
01:42:08,439 --> 01:42:10,559
Speaker 1: Uh So, it was a great time at comic Con.

1837
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:13,560
Speaker 1: My favorite story from Comic Con was this guy on

1838
01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:16,240
Speaker 1: a panel telling Jamie Lee Curtis that he survived a

1839
01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:18,960
Speaker 1: home invasion because of what he learned from her character

1840
01:42:19,040 --> 01:42:22,920
Speaker 1: in the original Halloween. Yeah, he says, a guy entered

1841
01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:24,920
Speaker 1: his house with a knife and he thought, Okay, what

1842
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:28,120
Speaker 1: would Jamie Lee Curtis do so he grabbed knitting needles

1843
01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:32,200
Speaker 1: and um, he said he didn't. He didn't stabb the

1844
01:42:32,280 --> 01:42:34,400
Speaker 1: guy like she did in the movie. But he was

1845
01:42:34,439 --> 01:42:36,760
Speaker 1: able to run outside scream for help. And he told

1846
01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:39,040
Speaker 1: her that if it wasn't for her, he probably wouldn't

1847
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:41,120
Speaker 1: even be here. So she came off the stage, gave

1848
01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:43,080
Speaker 1: him a hug, took a picture with him. It was

1849
01:42:43,160 --> 01:42:44,920
Speaker 1: very nice. And what did we learn from this, Elvis

1850
01:42:45,840 --> 01:42:49,840
Speaker 1: that he always need to have in our house just

1851
01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:52,719
Speaker 1: in case. Drake sold another two hundred and sixty thousand

1852
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:56,000
Speaker 1: copies of Scorpion. It is number one again on the Billboard,

1853
01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:59,160
Speaker 1: two hundred for a straight h third straight week, So

1854
01:42:59,240 --> 01:43:01,880
Speaker 1: congratulations to him. If you were one of the many

1855
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:05,320
Speaker 1: that was at MetLife Stadium over the weekend in the

1856
01:43:05,439 --> 01:43:08,720
Speaker 1: pouring rain while Taylor Swift took to the stage, you

1857
01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:12,120
Speaker 1: had a fantastic time. I know Garrett was there, and

1858
01:43:12,280 --> 01:43:15,240
Speaker 1: Brodie was there, and Scotty Bee was there and they

1859
01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:17,960
Speaker 1: had an incredible time even though it was raining. Somebody

1860
01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:20,720
Speaker 1: gave supermodel Gisel the wrong birthday cake. It was their

1861
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Speaker 1: thirty eighth birthday and the bakery accidentally delivered a kate

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01:43:24,080 --> 01:43:30,000
Speaker 1: that said happy Birthday, Alberto, so she took. She took

1863
01:43:30,080 --> 01:43:33,000
Speaker 1: to Instagram, she posted a picture and she said, sorry

1864
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:36,000
Speaker 1: about that, Alberto. I think we got your cake. So

1865
01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:41,240
Speaker 1: there you go. This goes totally with what we're talking about.

1866
01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:47,040
Speaker 1: Problems we're having tonight on television. Where the hell is

1867
01:43:47,120 --> 01:43:51,559
Speaker 1: my list? I know it's American n American Ninja Warriors

1868
01:43:51,600 --> 01:43:53,719
Speaker 1: on tonight. You've got a bunch of really good stuff

1869
01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:55,760
Speaker 1: on today, and oh here it is. Bachelorette is on,

1870
01:43:56,080 --> 01:43:57,680
Speaker 1: so you think he could dances on Love and Hip

1871
01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:00,559
Speaker 1: Hop Hollywood? A lot of good stuff on television, so um,

1872
01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:02,519
Speaker 1: have fun. Look, I know that I didn't get a

1873
01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:03,880
Speaker 1: lot of sleep last night, but it is my face

1874
01:44:03,960 --> 01:44:09,280
Speaker 1: totally busted today again. My my face recognition on my

1875
01:44:09,360 --> 01:44:12,360
Speaker 1: phone it doesn't recognize me. I think it has a

1876
01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:15,000
Speaker 1: snarky sense of humor, just like Daddy. Maybe because you

1877
01:44:15,040 --> 01:44:17,200
Speaker 1: don't normally have like a gruff, like a beard, Maybe

1878
01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:18,800
Speaker 1: that could be. I don't think I think it looks

1879
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:21,600
Speaker 1: through that. I mean, I'm making faces to try to

1880
01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:27,679
Speaker 1: look like me and it's not working well anyway. Doesn't

1881
01:44:28,479 --> 01:44:33,120
Speaker 1: producer Sam have a We're take a break? Oh another text?

1882
01:44:33,200 --> 01:44:36,080
Speaker 1: My order of MUTUALI sticks didn't come with Marinara sauce,

1883
01:44:36,280 --> 01:44:43,280
Speaker 1: and one has no cheese. Can you imagine? All right,

1884
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:46,120
Speaker 1: we gotta take a break. Uh whatever producer Sam came

1885
01:44:46,160 --> 01:44:48,720
Speaker 1: in to do, she'll do it next. And I just

1886
01:44:48,840 --> 01:44:51,160
Speaker 1: want to say that I absolutely love you guys. I

1887
01:44:51,640 --> 01:44:55,519
Speaker 1: don't do four years ago. You guys part of my life.

1888
01:44:56,600 --> 01:45:01,320
Speaker 1: Els ran in the Morning show, Elvis Duran in the

1889
01:45:01,360 --> 01:45:04,000
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You know, it's kind of funny we sit

1890
01:45:04,080 --> 01:45:07,439
Speaker 1: here and uh poke fun at people who feel like

1891
01:45:07,520 --> 01:45:11,840
Speaker 1: their tiniest problems are monumental problems. And then I just said,

1892
01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:13,840
Speaker 1: here and realize what we do for a living. How

1893
01:45:13,960 --> 01:45:17,320
Speaker 1: do we ever have room to bitch or moment about

1894
01:45:17,360 --> 01:45:19,760
Speaker 1: what we do for a living? I mean, here's what

1895
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:22,120
Speaker 1: I did. I walked in a minute late for a

1896
01:45:22,240 --> 01:45:25,000
Speaker 1: live radio show today. The first thing I did was

1897
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:29,080
Speaker 1: I went online and ordered fried shrimp for breakfast. It

1898
01:45:29,160 --> 01:45:32,840
Speaker 1: went to the wrong address. We send a coworker, great

1899
01:45:32,880 --> 01:45:35,559
Speaker 1: tea out to go to my other to my apartment

1900
01:45:35,600 --> 01:45:38,439
Speaker 1: to get the shrimp to bring it to work. And

1901
01:45:38,520 --> 01:45:41,479
Speaker 1: that that was an hour of our show. The next

1902
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:43,600
Speaker 1: hour was us talking about how I want to have

1903
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:47,439
Speaker 1: a wedding and I don't want anyone to come. And

1904
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:52,200
Speaker 1: then we just did an hour about insignificant problems that

1905
01:45:52,280 --> 01:45:55,160
Speaker 1: are actually significant problems, but we're afraid to say they

1906
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:57,320
Speaker 1: are because we're afraid someone's gonna Well, don't you know,

1907
01:45:57,400 --> 01:46:00,599
Speaker 1: there's bigger problems. There are bigger problems. All I'm saying

1908
01:46:00,760 --> 01:46:03,160
Speaker 1: we have just done three hours of a show and

1909
01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:06,120
Speaker 1: we haven't really done anything. We've just done a lot

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01:46:06,200 --> 01:46:10,439
Speaker 1: of bs. That's about it. But it's true. And I

1911
01:46:10,479 --> 01:46:14,720
Speaker 1: guarantee you come pay day, the money will arrive, and

1912
01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:18,040
Speaker 1: of course we'll spend it all and we'll do more

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01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:20,679
Speaker 1: shows about nothing until the next page. I can ride.

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01:46:21,040 --> 01:46:24,760
Speaker 1: This sounds great. Well, I know, I love us. What

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01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:31,320
Speaker 1: the hell? What kind of scam? God, this is the

1916
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:35,200
Speaker 1: biggest scam in the world of scams, right, better rust

1917
01:46:35,240 --> 01:46:38,519
Speaker 1: than them. And and by the way, what have we made?

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01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:42,000
Speaker 1: What have we produced? Well? Here it is two minutes

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01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:44,800
Speaker 1: after I started talking, and that's all evaporated. Everything I

1920
01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:48,120
Speaker 1: just said is gone. It went out into the into

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01:46:48,200 --> 01:46:53,240
Speaker 1: the atmosphere, never to be heard again. But it's the

1922
01:46:53,320 --> 01:46:55,320
Speaker 1: strangest thing we do what we do for a living,

1923
01:46:56,360 --> 01:47:01,000
Speaker 1: Like Alex, Alex in the sales department, Alex, the sales

1924
01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:04,320
Speaker 1: are Yes, sales are. I looked at him one day

1925
01:47:04,320 --> 01:47:06,360
Speaker 1: and I said, do you understand what you do? He's

1926
01:47:06,360 --> 01:47:14,920
Speaker 1: like yeah, I said, no, you don't. You sell air. Okay,

1927
01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:19,519
Speaker 1: take a like a thirty second piece of silence. Okay, okay,

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01:47:20,320 --> 01:47:25,320
Speaker 1: now charge money for that and say, all right, I'm

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01:47:25,360 --> 01:47:30,720
Speaker 1: gonna let you take up thirty seconds of silence and

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01:47:30,800 --> 01:47:32,679
Speaker 1: you can say what you want during that thirty seconds,

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01:47:32,960 --> 01:47:36,439
Speaker 1: whatever you want exactly, but being times up, write me

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01:47:36,479 --> 01:47:40,000
Speaker 1: a check. That is true. He does sell air, and

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01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:43,600
Speaker 1: I thought air was free. Technically no, last time I

1934
01:47:43,760 --> 01:47:45,559
Speaker 1: put air in my tire, I had to pay a quarter.

1935
01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:50,960
Speaker 1: And our air is very expensive. It is, so we

1936
01:47:51,120 --> 01:47:53,280
Speaker 1: come in every day and we do hot air basically

1937
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:55,600
Speaker 1: like you just said, Daniel, we talked about nothing for

1938
01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:59,000
Speaker 1: four hours. They charge a premium for it. This is like,

1939
01:47:59,400 --> 01:48:02,559
Speaker 1: I think this is the most expensive show to buy.

1940
01:48:04,880 --> 01:48:08,960
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying we ordered fried trip and it

1941
01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:10,880
Speaker 1: went to the wrong address. You know what, we should

1942
01:48:10,920 --> 01:48:13,439
Speaker 1: raise our rates. I think we talked about what people

1943
01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:16,920
Speaker 1: talk about. Nothing like the bs, you know, that makes

1944
01:48:16,960 --> 01:48:21,200
Speaker 1: the world go round. But there's the thing, there's so

1945
01:48:21,360 --> 01:48:24,439
Speaker 1: much other important things going on in the world, and

1946
01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:28,280
Speaker 1: serious stuff. Sometimes you need an escape from that serious stuff.

1947
01:48:28,280 --> 01:48:30,840
Speaker 1: And I think we're the that that's what we are. Okay,

1948
01:48:30,880 --> 01:48:33,439
Speaker 1: what's plenty of other alets for stuff like that. Let

1949
01:48:33,479 --> 01:48:35,880
Speaker 1: me add let me add more fuel to the fire.

1950
01:48:36,439 --> 01:48:38,960
Speaker 1: So I was on Instagram for some reason this weekend.

1951
01:48:39,000 --> 01:48:42,120
Speaker 1: I see Scary with one of those big contraptions holding

1952
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:43,840
Speaker 1: his mouth open, and they were shining light on his

1953
01:48:43,880 --> 01:48:46,519
Speaker 1: teeth he was having he was getting teeth whitening, which

1954
01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:48,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone paid for you to go online and

1955
01:48:48,920 --> 01:48:51,519
Speaker 1: show us your teeth. But go to dental center. Okay,

1956
01:48:51,640 --> 01:48:53,960
Speaker 1: how much did they pay you? I didn't pay me

1957
01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:56,200
Speaker 1: anything yet. This is a trial run. But anyway, we

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01:48:56,280 --> 01:48:58,120
Speaker 1: went there and and Sam came with us. Did you

1959
01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:01,599
Speaker 1: did you get your teeth? What other? What other world

1960
01:49:01,680 --> 01:49:03,720
Speaker 1: would you live in where you get paid to go

1961
01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:09,360
Speaker 1: out your teeth white? And Okay, so his new problem,

1962
01:49:09,439 --> 01:49:11,880
Speaker 1: the new bane of Scary's existence, is after you have

1963
01:49:11,960 --> 01:49:14,760
Speaker 1: this teeth whitening done, as I recall uh is, you

1964
01:49:14,880 --> 01:49:17,599
Speaker 1: can't eat food or drink liquids that have any color

1965
01:49:17,720 --> 01:49:20,599
Speaker 1: to them. For instance, if you have your teeth white

1966
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:22,800
Speaker 1: and then you go eat steak, your teeth turn into

1967
01:49:22,840 --> 01:49:25,840
Speaker 1: little steaks in your mouth. You really should have done

1968
01:49:25,920 --> 01:49:28,080
Speaker 1: is you should have had some red wine immediately when

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01:49:28,120 --> 01:49:31,439
Speaker 1: you left them exactly, so so you're they say you

1970
01:49:31,479 --> 01:49:35,080
Speaker 1: can only have clear liquids or and you can only

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01:49:35,080 --> 01:49:40,880
Speaker 1: eat like white food. My teeth got whitened by four shades.

1972
01:49:40,880 --> 01:49:42,040
Speaker 1: And they say, well, if you want to keep it

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01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:43,600
Speaker 1: that way, and you want to keep it, you can

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01:49:43,640 --> 01:49:47,920
Speaker 1: only have cauliflower. Yes, only white things or white marshmallows

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01:49:47,960 --> 01:49:51,160
Speaker 1: are good like anything, vanilla everything. Okay, So who wants

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01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:54,080
Speaker 1: to have a dinner of cauliflower and marshmallows? Kind of?

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01:49:55,439 --> 01:49:57,600
Speaker 1: And how long did this? Scary? I got to do

1978
01:49:57,680 --> 01:49:59,280
Speaker 1: this for a week, but they gave me this awesome

1979
01:49:59,320 --> 01:50:01,599
Speaker 1: take home kid and now I get every every night.

1980
01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:03,840
Speaker 1: I do it all right. I'd rather have my yellow

1981
01:50:03,880 --> 01:50:06,519
Speaker 1: teeth and go eat like red food. I would rather

1982
01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:08,960
Speaker 1: use that cold toothpaste or whatever it is once a

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01:50:09,200 --> 01:50:12,320
Speaker 1: week and vitamin and I have a pretty good It

1984
01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:15,599
Speaker 1: works for me. But you get mashed potatoes with coconut. Yeah.

1985
01:50:16,080 --> 01:50:18,040
Speaker 1: I have to keep stopping while I drink my coffee

1986
01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:19,960
Speaker 1: to rinse my mouth out with water so it doesn't stay.

1987
01:50:20,040 --> 01:50:26,040
Speaker 1: It's very insanient. It's true. I can only eat cod's God,

1988
01:50:26,280 --> 01:50:33,519
Speaker 1: they mentioned Bronzino and Bess what about flounder? Flounders of whitefish?

1989
01:50:33,840 --> 01:50:37,599
Speaker 1: Eat some flounder. Flounder? That was from Nemo. I don't

1990
01:50:37,640 --> 01:50:40,639
Speaker 1: eat flounder. What happens when you brought in your teeth?

1991
01:50:41,280 --> 01:50:44,640
Speaker 1: People with bright teeth, they're killing Nemo. Hi, John, how

1992
01:50:44,720 --> 01:50:49,559
Speaker 1: are you? John? Good? Good? How are you well? I'm

1993
01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:51,599
Speaker 1: doing well? Thanks for calling our scam of a show.

1994
01:50:51,760 --> 01:50:54,519
Speaker 1: What can we do for you? Well? You guys bring

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01:50:54,680 --> 01:50:57,560
Speaker 1: joy and a a little humor to people's lives in

1996
01:50:57,640 --> 01:51:00,400
Speaker 1: the morning. That's what your shows about. It's such a

1997
01:51:00,479 --> 01:51:02,679
Speaker 1: blessing to have you guys on and make people laugh

1998
01:51:02,760 --> 01:51:05,240
Speaker 1: in the morning when people are dealing with all the

1999
01:51:05,400 --> 01:51:07,759
Speaker 1: regular stuff in life. It's kind of a little escaped.

2000
01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:10,600
Speaker 1: Like Danielle said, well, I appreciate it. The thing is is,

2001
01:51:10,680 --> 01:51:15,000
Speaker 1: it's not like we have like heavy, hefty brain power

2002
01:51:15,520 --> 01:51:20,520
Speaker 1: like writing scripts. We just show up with no preparation

2003
01:51:21,000 --> 01:51:25,400
Speaker 1: really whatsoever, and just do an entire show about fried shrimp.

2004
01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:28,160
Speaker 1: I just I feel like we we owe it to

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01:51:28,240 --> 01:51:31,760
Speaker 1: the company to do more work. I mean, don't let

2006
01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:34,920
Speaker 1: the secret. But John, I I appreciate you listening though,

2007
01:51:34,960 --> 01:51:38,519
Speaker 1: I very much so, thank God, listen to you every morning.

2008
01:51:38,600 --> 01:51:42,519
Speaker 1: If and if it's not broke, don't fix it. I

2009
01:51:42,600 --> 01:51:45,559
Speaker 1: think I think we're I think we're broke. All right, Well,

2010
01:51:45,600 --> 01:51:47,840
Speaker 1: thank you, Johnny, thank you so much. I appreciate that

2011
01:51:47,920 --> 01:51:50,200
Speaker 1: vote of confidence. We did have preparation one day, but

2012
01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:54,639
Speaker 1: that was preparation age because Nate had those were bad.

2013
01:51:54,800 --> 01:51:57,639
Speaker 1: What happened? Remember we turned an entire four hours into

2014
01:51:57,800 --> 01:51:59,920
Speaker 1: your Your Hemorrhoid show. It was bad. Do you still

2015
01:52:00,040 --> 01:52:03,120
Speaker 1: have them? No, they're gone. I think you always have them.

2016
01:52:03,280 --> 01:52:07,120
Speaker 1: It's either they're either inflamed or not right now. Because

2017
01:52:07,200 --> 01:52:09,280
Speaker 1: mine sometimes creep up on they sometimes they have to

2018
01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:14,679
Speaker 1: happen two kids. What you mean hemorrhoids. Certain things happen

2019
01:52:14,880 --> 01:52:17,519
Speaker 1: where sometimes they show on. Yeah, it was like sitting

2020
01:52:17,520 --> 01:52:21,280
Speaker 1: on a dodge. They're always there. They just sometimes I

2021
01:52:21,320 --> 01:52:24,519
Speaker 1: don't understand what we gotta go. We gotta go. No,

2022
01:52:25,000 --> 01:52:27,320
Speaker 1: it's time for Sam to do her. She she's the

2023
01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:33,000
Speaker 1: only one that prepared something for the show. You what's trending? Okay?

2024
01:52:33,200 --> 01:52:36,400
Speaker 1: So I have never had exema, but I have used

2025
01:52:36,439 --> 01:52:38,719
Speaker 1: the cream that people do use when they have exema

2026
01:52:38,800 --> 01:52:40,840
Speaker 1: because it just works when you're itchy for something like

2027
01:52:40,880 --> 01:52:43,479
Speaker 1: I put it on bug bites or whatever. So I'm

2028
01:52:43,520 --> 01:52:46,479
Speaker 1: really excited about this company. It's called Xema Honey and

2029
01:52:46,680 --> 01:52:50,599
Speaker 1: it's an all natural, organic company, so it's only made

2030
01:52:50,680 --> 01:52:55,200
Speaker 1: of organic honeye, almond oil, beeswax, sunflower oil, and spring water.

2031
01:52:55,479 --> 01:52:57,519
Speaker 1: And it also comes with a non nut version. So

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01:52:57,840 --> 01:53:00,160
Speaker 1: if you're suffering from exema or you're like me, just

2033
01:53:00,240 --> 01:53:03,439
Speaker 1: discovered it's really good for itches, definitely check them out.

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01:53:03,560 --> 01:53:05,240
Speaker 1: You don't need a prescription. It's all natural and you

2035
01:53:05,320 --> 01:53:08,160
Speaker 1: can eat it if you get really hungry. Also, I

2036
01:53:08,280 --> 01:53:10,840
Speaker 1: don't have a kid, but I pack for my dog

2037
01:53:10,960 --> 01:53:14,120
Speaker 1: when we leave, and it's really hard. So this is

2038
01:53:14,160 --> 01:53:17,200
Speaker 1: a super cute You take a lot of work. I'm

2039
01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:21,000
Speaker 1: not natural. So this is a really adorable doggy water bottle.

2040
01:53:21,479 --> 01:53:24,760
Speaker 1: It's super tiny. It holds twelve ounces and all you

2041
01:53:24,840 --> 01:53:27,799
Speaker 1: have to do is push like a little nozzle and look, elvis,

2042
01:53:28,040 --> 01:53:30,760
Speaker 1: it drains the water into a tiny little bowl. Oh

2043
01:53:30,840 --> 01:53:34,240
Speaker 1: my god, let me see it's so cute. Oh that's cute.

2044
01:53:35,479 --> 01:53:38,320
Speaker 1: It's a tiny water all that's cute to take with

2045
01:53:38,439 --> 01:53:40,120
Speaker 1: you to like a baseball game, if you take your

2046
01:53:40,280 --> 01:53:42,639
Speaker 1: your dog to like a baseball game or a soccer game.

2047
01:53:43,720 --> 01:53:46,040
Speaker 1: Super portable, and it's one thing to think about, Southern

2048
01:53:46,160 --> 01:53:48,160
Speaker 1: the Bowl and all that crap. So you can link

2049
01:53:48,240 --> 01:53:50,519
Speaker 1: over to both of those things. Elvis duran dot com

2050
01:53:50,600 --> 01:53:54,280
Speaker 1: slash trending. Two things I didn't know I needed. Hey,

2051
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:57,000
Speaker 1: I want to get some of that marijuana cream. You

2052
01:53:57,080 --> 01:53:59,960
Speaker 1: can put it on whatever hurts and the pain goes away.

2053
01:54:00,040 --> 01:54:02,799
Speaker 1: I have boil I heard for back aches. It's amazing.

2054
01:54:02,840 --> 01:54:05,320
Speaker 1: I need some too. I've used it. It helps I

2055
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:08,840
Speaker 1: get I don't think it's legal, is it? You know

2056
01:54:08,960 --> 01:54:12,599
Speaker 1: what Ken They just legalized that Seattle. We know people

2057
01:54:12,680 --> 01:54:15,600
Speaker 1: that can shift, so people see you can't ship it.

2058
01:54:15,680 --> 01:54:19,040
Speaker 1: So people in Seattle and people in Denver. Yeah, they

2059
01:54:19,080 --> 01:54:21,200
Speaker 1: don't have any pain because it's legal. Yeah, I don't

2060
01:54:21,200 --> 01:54:23,400
Speaker 1: get it. What great tea. My grandmother you spell the

2061
01:54:23,439 --> 01:54:31,760
Speaker 1: word e my grandma. My grandma complains when her psiatical

2062
01:54:31,800 --> 01:54:34,400
Speaker 1: all the time. She's not stopped complaining. So my mom

2063
01:54:34,520 --> 01:54:37,040
Speaker 1: got her medical marijuana. She don't even know. She just

2064
01:54:37,120 --> 01:54:39,680
Speaker 1: takes these pills and she feels great. No more calls

2065
01:54:39,720 --> 01:54:45,240
Speaker 1: all the time, no clue. It's awesome. God. Yeah, just

2066
01:54:45,360 --> 01:54:51,160
Speaker 1: like we break, I have to go to the bathroom. Good.

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01:54:55,040 --> 01:54:59,080
Speaker 1: This is Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. Tonight on

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Speaker 1: H one. Love and Hip Hop Hollywood is back. A

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Speaker 1: surrogacy saga, a leak sex tape, and a plastic surgery nightmare.

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Speaker 1: You thought you knew, but you have no idea. I

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Speaker 1: love it. Hip Hop Hollywood returns tonight at eight seven

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Speaker 1: Central only on VH one. Elvis, Elvis durand The Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durant Phone Tap. All right, So, Danielle, what's your phone

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Speaker 1: tap all about? So Mike and Jared work at the

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Speaker 1: bowling Alley, and Mike said, Jared always gets piste off

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Speaker 1: when people call it stupid problems. So I called it

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Speaker 1: a stupid problem. Let's see what happens in Daniel's phone tap. Jared, Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a problem. Great, Like I was there the

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Speaker 1: other day and I was bowling right and like my

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Speaker 1: manicare chipped from the ball. Uh. I spent thirty five

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Speaker 1: dollars on a manicare and you're sorry to hear about that?

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Speaker 1: What you want? I would like you to reimburse me. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I want my money back from you know, like

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Speaker 1: being there that day and playing because like, huh, yes,

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Speaker 1: if it was one nail, like I wouldn't be so

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Speaker 1: freaked out. But it was like three nails and I

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Speaker 1: had just gotten it done that morning. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what that's like? And put your finger in a bowling ball? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: there's no sign up that says be careful of your

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Speaker 1: manicurel chip. Like why isn't there a sign Like I

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Speaker 1: go every two weeks to get a manicure because it's

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Speaker 1: like a gel manicure and it's like more expensive, and

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Speaker 1: like I'm walking around with three chip nails? Do you

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Speaker 1: know what that's like? Okay, we're not going to pay

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Speaker 1: for your nails? This is what do you mean? I do?

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Speaker 1: I want my nails, and I want to be reimbursed

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Speaker 1: for the game. I stayed there and play this stupid

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Speaker 1: game and I paid you guys, Yeah, bowing works and

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Speaker 1: give us money and then you do you think I'm stupid.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's how Barrel Bowl twisted your ankle bowling.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't pay for your hospital film. Excuse me? Whoa

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Speaker 1: if I had twisted my ankle bowling, You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: pay for my hospital bill? Come on now, like what

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Speaker 1: if the Munza realistic fell on the floor and I

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Speaker 1: tripped over right? Because you are this is the dumbest

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Speaker 1: phone call I've ever received. Okay, and I'm coming impatient

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Speaker 1: with it, Like, are you the ugly guy that gives

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Speaker 1: me the shoes? Did you really just say that to me?

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Speaker 1: You're just mad because you're ugly? Are you right now?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? You know what's wrong with me?

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Speaker 1: I have three ship nails, That's what's wrong with me.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Nothing? Nothing? You are not. All

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Speaker 1: I'm saying is if you want a little bigger bowling chair,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't look so like fashionless right now. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: just honest, Like I'm just really honest, and I really

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Speaker 1: like to want to help guys who need help, and

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Speaker 1: you need help. So I'm just helping and you're not

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Speaker 1: helping me. Like, so what am I supposed to do

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Speaker 1: about my manicure? That is not nice? Like you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: talk like a lady like that. I mean, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you need to fix your brain and stop calling me.

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Speaker 1: Your voice ears for you. Well, I'm lucky for you

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Speaker 1: that this is just a phone tap, Jared. This is

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Speaker 1: narrow from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, and Mike

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Speaker 1: and I are just phone tapping you. What are you

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom taking it. Yeah, your mother's house. Durant

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Speaker 1: phone tab have an idea for a phone tap? Go

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Speaker 1: to Elvis Duran dot com, click on the phone tap

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Speaker 1: tab tell us what you want to do. This phone

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Speaker 1: tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all of our ties.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran Phone tab were on Elvis Durand in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. What a week. I'm so excited we're working

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Speaker 1: this week. Sabrina Carpenter is here Wednesday. Well, I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: She's performing Cash Cash is your third? That so fun?

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Speaker 1: Love it? Who do you want us to interview? Text? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I love Sam Hunt. Text me now who should we

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Speaker 1: be interviewing? Uh? So scary says I have to take abreak.

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Speaker 1: We just turned the microphone, so I turn it off. Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: did you miss part of today's show. Let's back to

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Speaker 1: truck up a little bit. Open the I Heart Radio

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Speaker 1: well some teachable moment full versions of every show posted

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Speaker 1: every day. Just search Kelvis Durant on demand only on

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Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app. Elvis Duran in the Morning

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