1 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show, 2 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse 3 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:24,919 Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. I it occurs to me that 4 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 1: I have not gotten to a single email on the show. 5 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: Once we go over this hilarious Taliban story, then I will. 6 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: And actually the Taliban story is going to take a 7 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 1: little bit of a serious note. Here's the headline, Taliban 8 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 1: bureaucrats hate working online all day and I quote this 9 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: as part of the headline miss the days of jihad. 10 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,199 Speaker 1: Who who Zifa? I don't know how to say his 11 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: stupid name. He's probably an idiot. A former sniper said 12 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: life was simple and free during jihad. This is not 13 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: a this is a real article. The way all we 14 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: had to do was deal with making plans for Tarazoo's 15 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 1: against the end of those are attacks against the enemy 16 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:11,040 Speaker 1: and retreating. People didn't expect much from us, and we 17 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: had little responsibility towards them, whereas now if someone is hungry, 18 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: he deemed us responsible for that. And the Taliban used 19 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 1: to be free of restrictions, but now we sit in 20 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: one place behind a desk in a computer, twenty four 21 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 1: hours a day, seven days a week. Okay, setting aside 22 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:31,839 Speaker 1: the fact that even the Taliban hit apparently some level 23 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 1: of board midlife crisisness, I want to actually have a 24 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 1: serious conversation, a very rare serious conversation. I was not 25 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: going to go this way with this, but then we'll 26 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: get back to emails in this college degrees getting less 27 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 1: valuable and a bunch of other things. I do want 28 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: to have a serious talk. Thank you Taliban for giving 29 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: me a great talking point. But we were we were. 30 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: We get reached out to all the time by different 31 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: people for different reasons, not because I'm important or anything 32 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: like that. It's just because we've been given this huge 33 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: platform and we have the ability to speak to a 34 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: lot of people. And so you will have people who 35 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,640 Speaker 1: want to sell a book. They'll reach out and I 36 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: tell them, look, I don't focus on selling books on 37 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. I really Look. If you wanted 38 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: to go to Jesse Kelly book dot com and pre 39 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: order the Anti Communist Manifesto, that's obviously encouraged. But beyond 40 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: Jesse kellybook dot com, we really don't sell many books. 41 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: But you get the idea, if you want to sell 42 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: a book, you reach out of the show. Hey, Chris, 43 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 1: can I come on jets the show. If you want 44 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: to advertise a product, like as an advertiser, you reach 45 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: out to the show. Well, you reach out the premier, Hey, 46 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: we'd like the opportunity to advertise with the show. So 47 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: so a bunch of people reach out and all we 48 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: get asked with all these hey do you want this? 49 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 1: Not or not? Do you want this or not? I 50 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: am shocked at how many veterans suicide organizations reach out 51 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 1: to the show wanting us to speak on behalf of 52 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: this veteran suicide organization. And obviously we say yes to 53 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 1: virtually all of them, and I love them, this is 54 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: not about them. It shocks me how many veterans suicide 55 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: organizations there are operating within the borders of America today. 56 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: And this goes back, honestly to this stupid Taliban article, fellas, 57 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: And if this doesn't just apply to veterans, fellas, ladies, 58 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: you two man, get yourself some help. If you're in 59 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: a bad place mentally. If you're in a bad place mentally, 60 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 1: get some help. Nine eight eight, Chris, nine eight eight 61 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: is a phone number. Pick up your cell phone dial 62 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: ninety eight. That's the National Suicide Hotline, or that maybe 63 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 1: you are a veteran man, maybe maybe you're thinking about 64 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: doing something terrible, but met email us. We have veterans organizations, 65 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: we work with wonderful ones that can get you some 66 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: help before you do anything. Email Jesse at jesse kellyshow 67 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: dot com. If you need help, you reach out. Don't 68 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: you check out until God has done with you here? 69 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,720 Speaker 1: All right, you stick around. And another thing, and this 70 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: one is going to be specific to veterans because I 71 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: know we have so many who listen, and we have 72 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: so many who are currently serving who listen. So this 73 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: is going to apply to you when you get out, fellas, 74 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: when you're in, when you are part of the military. 75 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: I'll just use the Marines for example. There I am, 76 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: I'm nineteen or twenty years old, and I'm doing things 77 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 1: I used to watch Rambo do in the movies. Now, no, 78 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: I wasn't Rambo, but I mean I have fully automatic 79 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: weapons here. Oh my goodness, this explodes. Oh wow, we're 80 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 1: at a night shoot with I'm firing mortars. When you 81 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: join the military, you get to do a bunch of 82 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: cool stuff, a bunch of cool stuff as a dude 83 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 1: guy stuff cool stuff stuff they write books about, make 84 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:30,479 Speaker 1: movies about you do cool stuff, but eventually it ends. 85 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: Maybe you're like me and you just do four years 86 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: and you're done. Maybe you do thirty four years and 87 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: you're done. But at some point in time it's gonna end. 88 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: And having worked with so many people in this I 89 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: need you to hear me, fellas, when guys get out 90 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 1: of the military, oftentimes they stop moving. They stop moving 91 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: because they feel like they have done the last cool 92 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 1: thing they will ever do in their lives. You get 93 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: out and you don't have fully automatic weapons in your 94 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: hands and a grenade on your side anymore. You get 95 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 1: out and you're not wearing body armor, you're not traveling 96 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,799 Speaker 1: to Thailand in Iraq and things like that. You get out, 97 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,599 Speaker 1: and now you go back and you go back to 98 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: normalcy that other people know. You're bagging groceries, you're working construction, 99 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: maybe you go to college, maybe you do any one 100 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: of a million things, but it's a more normal life. 101 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: And what you do now, nobody's making a movie about 102 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: you anymore, or at least about the things you did. 103 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 1: You were living that life and then it's gone, and 104 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: now now you're John. You work in accounting and you 105 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:52,600 Speaker 1: feel like you're done, like you have hit your life's 106 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: peak and you're done, and there's nothing much left but 107 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 1: the doll drum of life. I told you I used 108 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:02,400 Speaker 1: to work. It's my buddy Chance McLean is his name. 109 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 1: He lives down here in Houston. He's awesome. He has 110 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 1: this company called Heritage Films as the name of the company. 111 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 1: They're really really cool. What they do is they do 112 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: personalized documentaries like one you could afford. I mean, it 113 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: costs to be I don't know how much he charges now, 114 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: so I don't want to tell you. But they'll do 115 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: like like say, let's say your dad is getting up 116 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: there in years, or mom or someone like that, and 117 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: you wanted a documentary made about their life. You call Heritage. 118 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 1: They show up with a film crew and they essentially 119 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 1: put together a documentary for your parents or someone you want. 120 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 1: It's a really really cool thing. And I worked for 121 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: him when I was out of work. I worked for 122 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 1: him as one of these guys. And I would show 123 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: up at the house of older people, sit down and 124 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: there's a camera crew there and they're they're gathering up 125 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 1: a bunch of belongings and stuff. But my job was 126 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: to interview people. I don't know why you chose me 127 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: to interview people. I don't know how an interview people, 128 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 1: but I did. I'd sit down and I would interview 129 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 1: people and just ask you questions about your life, childhood, mom, 130 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: dad's sister, brother. And one thing that was very, very consistent, 131 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:06,360 Speaker 1: amazingly consistent, was we would normally break up the interview 132 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 1: into two different three hour sessions or two different two 133 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: hour sessions. So it's a long day, but we sit 134 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: down and we go chronologically through your life. So I'd 135 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,119 Speaker 1: sit down with a woman and she's telling me about 136 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: growing up during the Great Depression and doing all the 137 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 1: we're going through her life, and then when I feel 138 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: like we've hit about halfway, she's about to get married 139 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: or just got married or something like that, I say, 140 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 1: all right, you know, hey, break time. Let's go get 141 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: a bite to eat, come back twenty minutes. We'll do 142 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 1: the rest of it, all right. So we take a 143 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: break and we come back and I'm looking down at 144 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 1: all my notes and all these things like that, and 145 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,320 Speaker 1: I'm thinking, man, alive, this lady's packed a lot into 146 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 1: her life. And then I sit down and I do 147 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: the second half of the day, and the same amount 148 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,200 Speaker 1: gets packed in the second half of her life. She's 149 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 1: doing this or doing that, and doing this, doing that, 150 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: and she's speaking with the with enthusiasm about all the 151 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,880 Speaker 1: things she was speaking about before, just as much enthusiasm 152 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,080 Speaker 1: for what she was doing at fifty. That's what he 153 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 1: was doing it. Fifteen dudes. I will sit down an 154 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:09,839 Speaker 1: interview a dude, seventy year old man, wildly successful, great life. 155 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:15,560 Speaker 1: He will have so many interesting stories from his childhood 156 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:19,720 Speaker 1: and getting in trouble and then world travel, maybe military service, 157 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,200 Speaker 1: maybe this, maybe that, and then we'd take a break. 158 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,240 Speaker 1: Same time. It's a woman, but it's time, you know, twenties, 159 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:27,880 Speaker 1: getting married, settling down nice. And I'm looking at my notes, thinking, wow, 160 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: this is gonna be the coolest one ever. This guy's amazing. 161 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: And I come back for the second half of the day, 162 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 1: and you know what he did with the rest of 163 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 1: his life, Nothing, at least not according to him, Nothing 164 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: that interested him, nothing that brought that twinkle back in 165 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:51,959 Speaker 1: his eye. Guys, keep living, all right, Literally, keep living. 166 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,040 Speaker 1: I hate using that word. Literally, It's the most abused 167 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,560 Speaker 1: word ever. That's why I never use it. But stay alive. 168 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,320 Speaker 1: Don't do anything drastic. You've got a ton of life 169 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 1: to live, all right, A ton of life to live. 170 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: Just because you're not a super soldier anymore doesn't mean 171 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 1: life has stopped. Keep living, all right. Look, hey, even 172 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,720 Speaker 1: the Taliban are going through it. I used to be 173 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,679 Speaker 1: a radical jihattest piece of crap, and now I'm stuck 174 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:17,720 Speaker 1: here doing it sales spreadsheets. Even the Jihatties are going 175 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 1: through it. This is a normal thing dudes go through. 176 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 1: Keep living, all right. Speaking of living, there's abortion stories 177 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,480 Speaker 1: out there, but I owe you emails, and I owe 178 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,599 Speaker 1: you emails badly, So we get to that and the 179 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,559 Speaker 1: baby formula stuff and everything. Before we get to the 180 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 1: abortion stories, I have a local abortion story for you. 181 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:41,560 Speaker 1: Press release Preborn. You know they set up their pro 182 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,199 Speaker 1: life centers in the highest abortion areas in the country, 183 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 1: you know that, right. Sadly, Houston, Texas has been the 184 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 1: mecca for abortion for a very very very long time. 185 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 1: You drive down the highway here there's a planned Parenthood skyscraper. 186 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 1: It's got to be ten fifteen stories high, just this 187 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 1: beautiful glassed in building. It makes me sick how much 188 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: money there must be there. Wells Preborn sets up here 189 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:07,319 Speaker 1: right just got vandalized. Two vandals caught on camera appeared Caucasian. 190 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 1: They spray painted abortion for all in the front of 191 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 1: the clinic. They glued the locks, so on and so forth. 192 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 1: Preborns out here on the front lines. Are we gonna 193 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 1: let them fight alone? Or are we gonna stand with them? 194 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,040 Speaker 1: They're not gonna stop. They're gonna keep giving those women 195 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:28,640 Speaker 1: ultrasounds free of charge to them. Cost twenty eight dollars. 196 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,240 Speaker 1: Cost twenty eight dollars for preborn to give it to them, 197 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,320 Speaker 1: And can we at least do that? Can we do 198 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: that for him? Dial pound two five zero and say 199 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:43,040 Speaker 1: baby and give or go to preborn dot com. Slash 200 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 1: Jesse back with email whatever happened to John Guy Ris 201 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,960 Speaker 1: We can make Gosh, that's no big deal. Look before 202 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 1: we get to emails. One final thing that was a 203 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,320 Speaker 1: long talk about staying alive and keeping on moving and 204 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,240 Speaker 1: things like that. Don't take it for me. You want 205 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,079 Speaker 1: to know what success is, listen to don't. Our meeting 206 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,720 Speaker 1: today includes not only the work that we intend to 207 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:19,559 Speaker 1: do going forward, but working together to talk about how 208 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,319 Speaker 1: we can measure the success we have had thus far 209 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,280 Speaker 1: and continue to improve on the works we've done for 210 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 1: many who are at the original table, you will know 211 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:31,800 Speaker 1: that it has been built into our approach that we 212 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 1: will devise metrics and be very clear. And I thank 213 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,600 Speaker 1: the university and Michelle for the work that has been 214 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: happening to help us articulate the metrics by which we 215 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,960 Speaker 1: will then measure our success in real time, not waiting 216 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 1: for years down the line, but in real time measure 217 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 1: our success so that we can regroup, analyze where we are, 218 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 1: and as necessary to improve our approach. She never says anything, 219 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: what does any of that mean? They just dig into 220 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:06,920 Speaker 1: this sack, just this big old sack full of buzzwords, 221 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,040 Speaker 1: and there's dome. She just got a sack in her hand, 222 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 1: and she reaches into the sack and pulls out metrics 223 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,679 Speaker 1: and success and we're gonna measure this a dome in 224 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,680 Speaker 1: her sack. All right, Let's get to some emails, dear, 225 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:24,320 Speaker 1: part time pink Flower. HBO's Real time host Bill Maher 226 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,200 Speaker 1: noted that the current radical woke ideology permeating the left 227 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,600 Speaker 1: is very similar to Chairman Malzaedung's cultural revolution of the 228 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 1: nineteen sixties that left millionstead. Has Bill been listening to 229 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 1: the world famous Jesse Kelly's show. Well, clearly, you notice 230 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,599 Speaker 1: how many of them are starting to bring up communism. 231 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: Now call the communists, call them communists, call it communism. 232 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,000 Speaker 1: Starting to wake up and see what's happening out there. 233 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 1: It's obvious to anybody that's what it is. Congratulations to 234 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: Bill Maher for bringing about this whole thing and now 235 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 1: acting like he stood against it. This is what bugs 236 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:02,400 Speaker 1: me about these guys, all these far lefties, they all 237 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:05,079 Speaker 1: ushered this era in and now some of them are 238 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:09,840 Speaker 1: looking around saying, wow, this is pretty bad. You did this. Remember, 239 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,560 Speaker 1: we are starting the you voted for this campaign on 240 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,600 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show with all the anti communists who 241 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 1: listened to the show. So you're friends, family members, neighbors, 242 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: co workers who vote Democrat. We are not trying to 243 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 1: ruin any relationships. You pick your timing of this, but 244 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 1: we are most definitely beginning the you voted for this 245 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,360 Speaker 1: campaign they voted Democrat. Come into the office complaining about 246 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 1: the price of eggs. You voted for this, Come into 247 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 1: the office pointing out a story. Oh man, so and 248 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: so his son just overdosed on Fentonil. Really you voted 249 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,480 Speaker 1: for this, You voted for this. You voted for this. 250 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: Mad about the China situation, you voted for this. You 251 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,400 Speaker 1: voted for this over over and over again. The days 252 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: of the communist being the only one who's bold about 253 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,400 Speaker 1: what he believes have got to stop. Let us be bold. 254 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: You voted for this. Enjoy it, dear Oracle. We have 255 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 1: Battle of Honor Mondays and ask Jesse Fridays? Can we 256 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,080 Speaker 1: have a History Hour with Jesse as the final hour 257 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 1: on Thursdays. I've always enjoyed history and appreciate it even 258 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,360 Speaker 1: more when you go off on history, Ranson would love 259 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:32,800 Speaker 1: more listen, thank you, and keep changing people's lives. Her 260 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 1: name is Brooke. You know that Brooke is a hot 261 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,400 Speaker 1: chick name, Chris. Did you know that there are almost 262 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: no ugly Brooks? My first girlfriend in the third grade, 263 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 1: her name was Brooke. No listen to me, Chris. She 264 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 1: was a dime in the third grade. Dime. Um, if 265 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,840 Speaker 1: you left me for some nerd with glasses, well, I've 266 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: got classes now. Maybe she'll take me back if the 267 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 1: old lady runs out on me, Chris, what if the 268 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,400 Speaker 1: wife leaves me? I don't want Brooke to take me back. 269 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,600 Speaker 1: Plus who knows what she looks like now, maybe the 270 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,480 Speaker 1: years have been unkind, maybe they haven't. I don't care. 271 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 1: If she's a little bigger, Chris. Every now and then, 272 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 1: you gotta wrestle heavyweight. I'm not stressing it, you know what, Chris, 273 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:16,680 Speaker 1: We're gonna move on here. Back to her question, I 274 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 1: don't know. And here's what I mean. We really only 275 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,320 Speaker 1: have two different days like that on the show. That 276 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,640 Speaker 1: medal of Honor Mondays is one segment asked doctor Jesse 277 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,200 Speaker 1: Friday is pretty much the whole dag on show. And 278 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: Chris and I have discussed at length, how do we 279 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,440 Speaker 1: mix in more history? How do we do this consistently? 280 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 1: We have considered our two on Wednesdays. I can't commit 281 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,280 Speaker 1: to it yet. Is the problem the problem? Here's the 282 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,400 Speaker 1: problem with the history. I know you love it, and 283 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: you know I love it, all right, I love it. 284 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:59,240 Speaker 1: The problem with history is this, it takes so much 285 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 1: more time time to prepare a good history story so 286 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:06,160 Speaker 1: I can make sure I'm telling it right. And here's 287 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,160 Speaker 1: part of why it takes so much time, because so 288 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,800 Speaker 1: much of it it's very difficult to find the truth 289 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 1: about something. Remember we were going off about something last week. 290 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: It was well, it was a Doolittle raid. I think 291 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 1: it was last week or the week before going off 292 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,879 Speaker 1: on the Doolittle raid. And I was talking about how 293 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 1: the planes had to launch early, and I read multiple 294 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,720 Speaker 1: sources because I wanted to know how early, not that 295 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,160 Speaker 1: the details of the end of the world. But one 296 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,159 Speaker 1: said six hundred miles, and I thought all nights they 297 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: took off six hundred miles early. Then I was reading 298 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:41,320 Speaker 1: another thing about it. They took off seven hundred miles early. Okay, 299 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,399 Speaker 1: well that's a hundred miles difference. That's a big difference. Okay, 300 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,440 Speaker 1: let's read another one and find out this one says 301 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty miles. It's hard. It takes time, 302 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:57,400 Speaker 1: sometimes time oftentimes time. I don't have to gather enough 303 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,879 Speaker 1: information to give you a good story. I have to 304 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,439 Speaker 1: take more time, you don't see, to give you a 305 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,240 Speaker 1: good story. I can't just do them all off the 306 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,720 Speaker 1: top of my head here. That's why I'm hesitant to 307 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,240 Speaker 1: commit to something like History Wednesdays. But I think eventually 308 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:16,480 Speaker 1: we'll get there. Maybe some more help is probably what 309 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: will end up. Needing to add someone to the staff 310 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,879 Speaker 1: or something like that. Chris, who could just kind of 311 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,440 Speaker 1: gather history stuff so we can hand me a bunch 312 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,600 Speaker 1: of material to consume instead of me finding it. Thinks 313 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,040 Speaker 1: it well, whatever the case, maybe whatever, who knows. Maybe 314 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 1: I just need to Maybe I need to double my 315 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 1: male Vitality stack from Chok because I already am bouncing 316 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: off the walls. I've been taking it for nine ten 317 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:40,439 Speaker 1: months natural herbal supplements at Chalk. Remember fellas twenty percent 318 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,480 Speaker 1: increasing your testosterone in ninety days. 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If 327 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: it doesn't work, cancel it it works, give it ninety days. 328 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: Chock dot com promo code Jesse Cchoq dot com promo 329 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 1: code Jesse. All right, someone has a comic book complaint 330 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: in college degrees. Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. 331 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,919 Speaker 1: Dealing with a little interoffice tension over here at the 332 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,800 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. In case you're wondering, I was not 333 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: involved in it, there is a scandal. Apparently Michael came 334 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,879 Speaker 1: into Chris's area and crop dusted and then left the area. 335 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,440 Speaker 1: Chris is now stuck over there in Michael's boof these 336 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 1: are the children that I am forced to work around here. 337 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,439 Speaker 1: I just want both of you to know neither of 338 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 1: you are ever allowed in here where I work ever. 339 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,200 Speaker 1: And if I ever find out one of you sat 340 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,840 Speaker 1: in this chair, I want a new chair brought in. 341 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,199 Speaker 1: All right, don't you better take me seriously? Name me 342 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:18,840 Speaker 1: a time, Name me a time, all right, quickly. I 343 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,160 Speaker 1: have been warning you that this was coming for quite 344 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,200 Speaker 1: some time. And since I'm Jesse the Oracle Kelly, by 345 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,520 Speaker 1: the way, in case you're wondering, I know we have 346 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,720 Speaker 1: a bunch of new listeners. Case you're wondering, where I 347 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 1: got these nicknames of the Oracle and the showgun and 348 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,120 Speaker 1: world famous author and all these other things. I gave 349 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,160 Speaker 1: them all to myself, really, because nobody knows me like me, 350 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: and I figure, if you can't give yourself a nickname, 351 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,720 Speaker 1: then who else will? Now back to what I was saying, 352 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 1: I've told you for a long time about colleges and 353 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: universities and that we need to as Americans, as parents, definitely, 354 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,640 Speaker 1: we need to change the way we think, because for 355 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 1: so long the way of thinking. Look, when I was 356 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 1: growing up, you know, I got a zero point zero 357 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,520 Speaker 1: grade point average my first semester of college. I should 358 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,479 Speaker 1: have never been there. But when I was growing up, 359 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,720 Speaker 1: not simply what you did. You graduated high school, Well, 360 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,640 Speaker 1: you gotta go to college. You gotta go to college. 361 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,440 Speaker 1: You gotta go to college. If you want a good job, 362 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,200 Speaker 1: you gotta go to college. Over and over and over 363 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 1: and over again. And there are millions and millions and 364 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 1: millions of well meaning parents probably listening to me right now, 365 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,199 Speaker 1: who still believe that you gotta go to college. You 366 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 1: gotta go to college. It's a freaking lie. Not anymore. 367 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:42,959 Speaker 1: These corporations, corporations, they're not all woke. Corporations have to 368 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,680 Speaker 1: make money. As a CEO, what's that old saying, You're 369 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,160 Speaker 1: only as good as your last quarter, don't It doesn't 370 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,320 Speaker 1: matter how big the company is, you gotta make money. 371 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:57,640 Speaker 1: And these corporations have been watching for years now as 372 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,680 Speaker 1: they take in these idiots with college to gres out 373 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,680 Speaker 1: of college, and instead of adding value to the company, 374 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,840 Speaker 1: instead of making the boss's life easier, you find you 375 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,080 Speaker 1: have a communist activist on your hands who actually is 376 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,360 Speaker 1: worth nothing whatsoever. And it was always going to go 377 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,399 Speaker 1: to go the way it's going right now, was always 378 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 1: going to go this way. Headline college degrees are losing 379 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 1: more clout, not just the entry level jobs. This is 380 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,880 Speaker 1: wtop dot com. By the way, a third of those 381 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:37,760 Speaker 1: who dropped degree requirements did so first senior level roles. 382 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 1: You see, if I have a company, a burger company, 383 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,000 Speaker 1: probably because everyone knows I'm at the greatest cheeseburgers in 384 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,520 Speaker 1: the history, man kind of shut up, Chris. If I 385 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,480 Speaker 1: have a burger company, and obviously it's going to get 386 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 1: pretty huge, right These Jesse Kelly Burgers are pretty good. 387 00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,440 Speaker 1: And I have this burger company and it gets really big, 388 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: and I need to start staffing up. I need some 389 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:05,159 Speaker 1: more people in there. Let's bring in some staff and 390 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 1: I start bringing in people from colleges, and we go 391 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,040 Speaker 1: get somebody from Harvard, and we get someone from Yale, 392 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,880 Speaker 1: when we get someone from NYU, and then we get 393 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,120 Speaker 1: someone from a state school, and we get and I 394 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,520 Speaker 1: find that these people with college degrees I keep bringing in, 395 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:24,120 Speaker 1: they suck. In fact, many of them are flat out poisonous. 396 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: Last few I brought in there at hr every other 397 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,120 Speaker 1: day he was mean to me, he triggered me, or whatever. 398 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:35,040 Speaker 1: These stupid It's bad for my mental health. Well, eventually, 399 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,760 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Burger Company, we have to make money. 400 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,960 Speaker 1: We're not just about serving the greatest cheeseburger in the 401 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 1: history of mankind. We're about money. We have to make it, 402 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,080 Speaker 1: not just for ourselves, for our shareholders. We have a 403 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,399 Speaker 1: fiduciary duty. I love seeing that word. It makes me 404 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 1: sounds so smart. We have a fiduciary duty to make money. 405 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 1: That's my job as a company to make money. If 406 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 1: I keep going to this well, the well of university, 407 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:07,480 Speaker 1: and the well keeps giving me bad water, I'm going 408 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:12,240 Speaker 1: to find a new well. The university system in America 409 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,760 Speaker 1: is now completely taken over by the communists. They are 410 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 1: producing entire graduating classes of communist activists who believe it 411 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,280 Speaker 1: is their job to go out into the workforce and 412 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,720 Speaker 1: help burn America to the ground. They do, they really do. 413 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 1: It's that bad. Why would Jesse Kelly Burger company ever 414 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,920 Speaker 1: go to that well for water? And remember this and 415 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:43,679 Speaker 1: it really do. Try to remember this everybody, kids, oh people, 416 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,080 Speaker 1: normal people. Something I have to remind myself of all 417 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,440 Speaker 1: the time. Remember this. You know, the most important thing 418 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,560 Speaker 1: to learn? You know what it is the most important 419 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:56,600 Speaker 1: thing to learn? How to learn? That's the most important 420 00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 1: thing you need to be able to learn. The most 421 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 1: important thing to learn. You have because I don't need 422 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 1: somebody if we brought someone in now. Look, we just 423 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,480 Speaker 1: talked earlier about maybe we'll staff up one day if 424 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 1: we get anybody, Maybe we'll staff up and get someone 425 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,359 Speaker 1: to help us with some things around here, maybe be 426 00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,120 Speaker 1: able to do more history and stuff like that. I'm 427 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,880 Speaker 1: not complaining by the way. We're well taking here. We're 428 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:21,520 Speaker 1: fine to just dreaming about the future. We're staffing up. Well, 429 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,960 Speaker 1: Why when that day comes, why would I go seek 430 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,880 Speaker 1: out somebody for a college degree? Why are we interested 431 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 1: in blowing up the wonderful atmosphere we have here in 432 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,679 Speaker 1: the studio. I'm looking at a toy piece of construction 433 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,919 Speaker 1: equipment over there, sitting by a bottle of Jim Beam, 434 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,960 Speaker 1: and Chris is drinking beer and eating chips as we speak. 435 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:46,159 Speaker 1: Why would I bring some poison pill from Stamford in 436 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,400 Speaker 1: here to blow the whole show up. I want somebody 437 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,639 Speaker 1: who can learn. We'll teach them how to do things, 438 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,000 Speaker 1: teach them how to find things, twist knobs, do whatever 439 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,359 Speaker 1: this technical nerd stuff is. Chris does. But all I 440 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,400 Speaker 1: need is to learn how to learn. You can be fifteen, 441 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,040 Speaker 1: now hold on, not the Joe Biden kind of you 442 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 1: can be fifteen. But I mean, you know, you get 443 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:11,640 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. In the future. Parents, you don't have 444 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,080 Speaker 1: to tell your kid the lie parents have told over 445 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,920 Speaker 1: and over and over again. You gotta have a college degree. 446 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,679 Speaker 1: You gotta have a college degree. The vast majority of 447 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,840 Speaker 1: the richest people I know have either have no college 448 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 1: degree or aren't even using one. Oh and Chris just 449 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 1: brought up a good point. You know what the average 450 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,480 Speaker 1: age is of plumbers in the country, just plumbing. Just 451 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 1: to wait, to keep this in mind, People aren't going 452 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,600 Speaker 1: to stop pooping, people aren't going to stop using sinks 453 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,680 Speaker 1: and showers. Plumbing is actually going to be around for 454 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:52,119 Speaker 1: a long time, really really really long time. You know 455 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 1: the average age of plumbers here in America sixty years old. Now, 456 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,760 Speaker 1: what determines if you listen to the show for anything? 457 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,520 Speaker 1: That's time? What determines how much you get paid? Is it? 458 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,640 Speaker 1: How important your job is? You heard all that crap 459 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,920 Speaker 1: from Joe Biden last night on the State of the Union. Wow, 460 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:13,320 Speaker 1: teachers should get a raise. No, they shouldn't, because you 461 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:19,720 Speaker 1: know what determines your pay the scarcity of your marketable skills. Yes, 462 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: teaching is critically important, and I love the teachers who listen, 463 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 1: especially the anti communist ones. But a lot of people teach, 464 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 1: A lot of people can teach. You know how scarce 465 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,479 Speaker 1: plumbers are going to be in the coming years. The 466 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,960 Speaker 1: average age is sixty, So in ten years, the average 467 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,840 Speaker 1: plumber is going to be retiring, if not beforehand. I know, 468 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,080 Speaker 1: plumber plumbing is a real icky job. No one wants 469 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,360 Speaker 1: to put plumber on their business card until they're driving 470 00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: a Mercedes home to swim in their indoor pool with 471 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:57,000 Speaker 1: the dime they married. Go become plumbers, learn trades, work 472 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,720 Speaker 1: with your hands. You might even find yourself healthy than 473 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,000 Speaker 1: those of us who sit down for work all day long. 474 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,600 Speaker 1: All right, let's look, I'm done, Chris, I'm done, I'm done, 475 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,720 Speaker 1: going off on that tangent. We have to talk about 476 00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,719 Speaker 1: something really sad. When it comes to this abortion thing 477 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,240 Speaker 1: and baby formula and men. There's a bunch of headlines 478 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,320 Speaker 1: I didn't get to and gosh, that sucks. But we're 479 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,359 Speaker 1: gonna work out all that. Before we get to that. 480 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,640 Speaker 1: I brought up veterans earlier in the show and helping them, 481 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,399 Speaker 1: and maybe maybe it's on your heart. Maybe when I 482 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,080 Speaker 1: was talking about it, maybe it's on your heart. How 483 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,919 Speaker 1: do I help them? How do I help these veterans 484 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,919 Speaker 1: Tunnel to Towers. It's not just gold Star widows and 485 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:42,440 Speaker 1: first responder widows, families that they help. Tunnel to Towers 486 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:48,320 Speaker 1: finds these catastrophically injured veterans, homeless veterans, and they help 487 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,840 Speaker 1: go look up. I don't want you to take my 488 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 1: word for it. I want you to go look up 489 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,240 Speaker 1: Tunnel to Towers online, look up their charity rating. Not 490 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,880 Speaker 1: one of these scam organizations, and there's many of those, 491 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,480 Speaker 1: by the way, Not one of the scam organizations that 492 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 1: takes your money you want for veterans and lines the 493 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:08,000 Speaker 1: pockets of a CEO. When you give the Tunnel to Towers, 494 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,880 Speaker 1: it goes where you want it to go and they 495 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 1: ask you for eleven bucks a month. Eleven bucks a month, 496 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,920 Speaker 1: sign up to give automatically. You'll never know what's gone. 497 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 1: Go to T the number two T dot org. T 498 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,400 Speaker 1: two T dot org. I know I'm gonna have emailed somemorrow, Jesse. 499 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,880 Speaker 1: How do I help? I want to help? How do 500 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 1: I help? There? You go T two T dot org. 501 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:37,479 Speaker 1: That's how you help. All right, Hang on, you're listening 502 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome the Jesse Kelly 503 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 1: Show final segment already. My gosh, it's the Jesse Kelly Show. 504 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 1: Remember you can email us. You're encouraged to do so. 505 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,600 Speaker 1: Your love, your hate, your death threats. Email us Jesse 506 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,880 Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly 507 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,840 Speaker 1: Show dot com. You hear this one from our good 508 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,480 Speaker 1: friend Bill Gates. What do you say to the charge 509 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: that if you are a climate change campaigner but you 510 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,440 Speaker 1: also travel around the world at a private jet, you're 511 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:21,040 Speaker 1: a hypocrite. Well, I I buy the gold standard herd 512 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 1: of funding climbworks to do direct or capture that far 513 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 1: exceeds my family's carbon footprint, and I spend billions of 514 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 1: dollars on climate innovation. So you know, should I stay 515 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,640 Speaker 1: at home and not come to Kenyan learn about farming 516 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:47,080 Speaker 1: and malaria? Anyway? I mean, I'm uncomfortable with the idea 517 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,720 Speaker 1: that not only am I not part of the problem 518 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,600 Speaker 1: by paying for the offsets, but also through the billions 519 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: that my Breakthrough Energy group as spending, that I'm part 520 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:06,360 Speaker 1: of the solution. M It is funny. Remember they see 521 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,520 Speaker 1: themselves as kings and queens. Oh, they've got a lot 522 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 1: of rules. They need it, they need to hand out. 523 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,600 Speaker 1: There are a lot of things that you need to do. No, 524 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,960 Speaker 1: they will not be doing any of those things. And 525 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,760 Speaker 1: no it's not hypocrisy. They are kings and queens. You're 526 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,320 Speaker 1: a peasant. You do what you're told. Also, I realized 527 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,200 Speaker 1: it was a big thing today. They dragged Twitter, current 528 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,160 Speaker 1: and former Twitter executives in front of Congress to interrogate them. 529 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,880 Speaker 1: That's fine, I mean, that's fine. I didn't learn anything 530 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:41,760 Speaker 1: I didn't know before. Twitter colluded with the FBI. That's 531 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,479 Speaker 1: the part I'm really worried about. Twitter colluded with the 532 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 1: FBI to help Joe Biden win an election. Here's Jim 533 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,520 Speaker 1: Jordan interrogating Jim Baker. James Baker, you know the James 534 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,120 Speaker 1: Baker who was involved in the whole Russia collusion hoax 535 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,000 Speaker 1: while he worked at the FBI and then promptly walked 536 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,360 Speaker 1: out of the doors of the FBI and right into 537 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,200 Speaker 1: the headquarters of Twitter. Here was him and Jim Jordan today. 538 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: Mister Baker, you said you didn't talk with the FBI 539 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,960 Speaker 1: that day. Did you talk to the FBI about the 540 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:10,840 Speaker 1: Hunter Biden laptop story prior to then or after that day? Um? 541 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 1: I'm trying to make sure I can answer this question 542 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,880 Speaker 1: consistent with the restrictions that I talked about in my 543 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 1: open simple question. You talked to the FBI about the 544 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,440 Speaker 1: Hunter Biden story. I do, to the best of my recollection, 545 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,920 Speaker 1: I did not talk to the FBI about the Hunter 546 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,360 Speaker 1: Biden story before that day. You talk to him after it? 547 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,280 Speaker 1: You said, you don't recall is real? Your sponsors real? 548 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,160 Speaker 1: Specific to the chairman, you said I did not talk 549 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,400 Speaker 1: to the FBI about the Hunter Biden laptop story that day. 550 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,400 Speaker 1: I assume that day is October fourteenth. I want to 551 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,080 Speaker 1: know if you talk to him on the thirteenth or before, 552 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: or if you talked to him on the fifteenth then 553 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,720 Speaker 1: after I don't recall speaking to the FBI sitting here today. 554 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,880 Speaker 1: I don't recall speaking to the FBI at all about 555 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,240 Speaker 1: the Hunter Biden matter. But then why you answer whyould 556 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaker 1: you answer it the way you did? A big a partner, 557 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:59,040 Speaker 1: I back tock, M I was lying. Remember, it's not 558 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,880 Speaker 1: that I didn't think that Twitter stuff today in Congress 559 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 1: was that important. But I didn't think the Twitter stuff 560 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,680 Speaker 1: today in Congress was that important. I understand social media matters. 561 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,520 Speaker 1: I'm not naive. I understand. It's the way people communicate. 562 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,080 Speaker 1: We people get news, way people share news. I know 563 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 1: it's a big deal. I'm much more concerned about the 564 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,120 Speaker 1: Federal Bureau of Investigation. Why, Because there's nobody at Twitter 565 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: who can frame me for a crime and throw me 566 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: in a dark hole for the next fifty years because 567 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: they don't like my politics. However, everyone at the FBI 568 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,600 Speaker 1: can do that to me. That's what I'm concerned about. 569 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,920 Speaker 1: All right, One final thing before we get to headlines. 570 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,920 Speaker 1: I didn't get to here. I get this headline, women 571 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:49,640 Speaker 1: report high levels of pressure related to abortion. Everyone knows 572 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,320 Speaker 1: how pro life I am. This is not a mystery. 573 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,800 Speaker 1: It's not something I apologize for I know I'm far 574 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,040 Speaker 1: to the right of most people, probably you when it 575 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,800 Speaker 1: comes to abortion. I just am sorry about it at all. 576 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,880 Speaker 1: I believe what I believe, But I also want to 577 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,840 Speaker 1: make sure that if you're a woman out there and 578 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,400 Speaker 1: you've gone and you've done one of these I know 579 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:15,120 Speaker 1: many you have, don't let guilt kill you. I know 580 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,680 Speaker 1: the pressure that's out there. I've heard all the stories 581 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,800 Speaker 1: about boyfriend, husband, parents, I know stories. I've heard stories 582 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 1: about parents driving their daughters down to abortion clinics. What's 583 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,160 Speaker 1: a scared What chance does a scared teenage girl have 584 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,880 Speaker 1: when mom and dad are the one given or a ride. 585 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 1: Give yourself some grace, all right? If that's you, give 586 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,360 Speaker 1: yourself some grace now before we get the headlines I 587 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,759 Speaker 1: didn't get to. You can have grace for that, But 588 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,360 Speaker 1: you don't get any grace from me. If you're a 589 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:52,560 Speaker 1: bad shot, why because of fanti sex. It ships to 590 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,200 Speaker 1: your house, It shifts to your house. It's the same 591 00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,360 Speaker 1: technology the freaking Green berets us. And it's up to 592 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:04,040 Speaker 1: your house and you use it. You can train like 593 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,160 Speaker 1: a Green Beret does in the comfort of your home. 594 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 1: It attaches to your weapon and you dry fire practice 595 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,879 Speaker 1: in the comfort of your home. And not only that, 596 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:18,520 Speaker 1: you will see your progress. You will get good, You 597 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,120 Speaker 1: will get better quickly, and you will be able to 598 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,479 Speaker 1: see over time. It tracks everything for you. This isn't 599 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,480 Speaker 1: just a bip bip bip target practice thing. You get 600 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:34,439 Speaker 1: feedback coaching, you get drills, go to mantisex dot com 601 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,000 Speaker 1: and get better, get better. We all have to be better. 602 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:42,000 Speaker 1: Like I've said before, never in the history of mankind 603 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,839 Speaker 1: has anybody had any kind of an experience and said, man, 604 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,680 Speaker 1: I wish I was a worse shot. It's never happened. 605 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:53,040 Speaker 1: No practice, mantisex dot com, mantis x dot com. And 606 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:58,040 Speaker 1: now here's a headline. You know the headlines. We didn't 607 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:06,880 Speaker 1: get to you, baby formula milk companies exploit parents fears 608 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:14,400 Speaker 1: to boost sales. Analysis alleges they exploit people's fears to 609 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:19,719 Speaker 1: boost sales, then they think they are fiser. IRS introduces 610 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:24,040 Speaker 1: new service industry tip reporting program. Just a reminder that 611 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,279 Speaker 1: while Joe Biden was giving speeches last night about how 612 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,319 Speaker 1: he's going to go after those billionaires, his IRS is 613 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,600 Speaker 1: going after waitresses in their tips. Boeing plans to cut 614 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:39,480 Speaker 1: about two thousand finance and hr jobs in twenty twenty three. 615 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,919 Speaker 1: That's right, hr cat ladies, you and all your woke 616 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,239 Speaker 1: communist garbage. You're too much of a liability in a recession. 617 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,880 Speaker 1: Marty Walsh will be installed as the next executive director 618 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,399 Speaker 1: of the NHL Players Association. What was he doing before this, Well, 619 00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:00,480 Speaker 1: he is the current Secretary of Labor for the United 620 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,800 Speaker 1: States of America. What's that old saying? That really handsome? 621 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,240 Speaker 1: World famous author on radio always says, the system takes 622 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:12,200 Speaker 1: care of its own. This is how it works. You 623 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,520 Speaker 1: go be a communist activist at the Department of Labor, 624 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,120 Speaker 1: and then once you're done tearing through as much as 625 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,880 Speaker 1: the country as you can Joe Biden's poll numbers falling, 626 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,400 Speaker 1: You don't go to prison, you don't resign in disgrace, 627 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,480 Speaker 1: you don't get fired. You waltz right out of that 628 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,960 Speaker 1: government building and right into whatever multimillion dollar job is 629 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,760 Speaker 1: waiting for you, courtesy of any number of American organizations. 630 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:42,080 Speaker 1: US nearly the only country still making legal visitors get 631 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:47,520 Speaker 1: the COVID shot. It is a very very difficult pill 632 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,840 Speaker 1: for me to swallow. That COVID revealed in many ways 633 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,200 Speaker 1: the country I love, the country I would die for. 634 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,560 Speaker 1: Is the one of the most corrupt countries in the world. 635 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,560 Speaker 1: You realize how much of our government is bought by 636 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,200 Speaker 1: the pharmaceutical companies. That that's what all this is about. 637 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:08,040 Speaker 1: It's never been about the science. No science backs any 638 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,880 Speaker 1: of this up. Now. This is about lining the pockets 639 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:16,600 Speaker 1: of pharmaceutical reps. Pharmaceutical reps who spend money to lobby 640 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,000 Speaker 1: the government. What a disgrace. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. 641 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,800 Speaker 1: That's all.