1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: All right. Coming up at the top of the hour, 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: and the subject is get a load of this subject, guys, 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: I'd rather be in prison than to live with her. Lord. 5 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: That is deeper, you know what at all you're trying 6 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: to do? Three to five? Three to five, Wow, we'll 7 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,639 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. Is if we don't know? 8 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:38,159 Speaker 1: Coming up? But right now the nephew is here with 9 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. Now, what's your god today? This 10 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: right here is just vintage time and stupid. Right here, 11 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: this is vintage Timond stupid. Now we're gonna call somebody. 12 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna I want to I want to go to 13 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: the high school reunion. You understand. I want to go 14 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: to the high school reunion. But I want to go 15 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: to the high school. But I want to go to 16 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: the high school reunion with my high school sweetheart. Okay, 17 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:08,400 Speaker 1: Now the high school sweetheart she's married. She's okay, So 18 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 1: we're gonna We're gonna call the husband and ask him, Kim, 19 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 1: can I go to the high school reunion with her? 20 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: Which is his wife? You see what I'm saying. I mean, 21 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: it's it's the it's the gentleman thing. Yeah, you play 22 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,960 Speaker 1: too much calling in your high school sweetheart, call and 23 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: ask your husband to take you to a reunion. Can 24 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: you do that? Never? Never? I saw him in the 25 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: mall one day. I bumped into him just walking out, said, 26 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:45,119 Speaker 1: I screamed, Oh my gosh, oh he can ask. That's 27 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: all that matters when you're ex seaures you're fly? Did 28 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: you say that? Like you gotta be fly? Alright, buckle loo, 29 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 1: here we go. This is the high school reunion school. 30 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: Let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read silver. You please, 31 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,079 Speaker 1: she's unavailable, but this is her husband and Rack and 32 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: I help you. How you doing? Man? My name is Kid, 33 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: I'm I graduated with Sylvia. We're having a big twenty 34 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: five year class reunion this year, okay for nineteen. We 35 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: should be home, so I don't know, man, she actually 36 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: have shopping right now? Okay, okay, cool, Well hey, listen, 37 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 1: as you heard about that she know about the reunion 38 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,519 Speaker 1: or or do you know anything about that? Uh? Not? 39 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: To my knowledge? That the first I ever heard about 40 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: a reunion. Okay, well there it was a reunion. Man. 41 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 1: She's actually I think signed up for and I'm not 42 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: sure that's why I asked you, but I think I 43 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: saw her name was that she was signed up to come. 44 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: Let me ask you just when? When? When exactly did 45 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: you graduate? I graduated eighty two okay and eighty two okay, 46 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: you a little bit before us. Then all right, we'll listen. 47 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 1: Um let me let me go ahead say this sound drink? Uh? 48 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: Actually in high school, man, Sylvia was my you know, 49 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: my high school sweetheart, and we you know, we dated 50 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: from ninth grade to freshman year in college. And I 51 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: wanted to see if you know, if it was cool 52 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: with you, you know, if you didn't mind me escorting 53 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,519 Speaker 1: her to the twenty five year class reunion doing what. 54 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: Let me say that again, Like I said, man, my 55 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: name is Ken. That I got that part. I'm trying 56 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,399 Speaker 1: to make sure I heard right what you said. Yeah, 57 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,679 Speaker 1: I said that I I Sylvia and I were high 58 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: school sweethearts. Man, I was, you know, from ninth grade 59 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: all the way to freshman year in college. We dated 60 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,919 Speaker 1: each other. Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that. 61 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: But what did you ask me? I asked you if 62 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: if it was all right for if you didn't mind 63 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: if I escorted her to the twenty five year class reunion. No, 64 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: I mean, no, I'm not related to I just told 65 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: you I was in a high school sweetheart. No, man, 66 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: I'm saying, nobody gonna be ask for my wife nowhere. 67 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: I put the ring on my finger. You get you 68 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: was you was a high school sweetheart? Yeah, I mean 69 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 1: we was good from you know, ninth grade all the 70 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: ways to months to freshman year in college. You know, 71 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: so that was that was in the past. But hood, 72 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let you know that, but that was in 73 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: the past. I'm the president, so I don't eve much 74 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: think she's gonna be interested in trying to go nowhere 75 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: with you anyway. Hey man, what I'm trying to explain 76 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: to you this is something innocent though. Man, this is 77 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: me taking her to you know. You know, I thought 78 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: she might get a kick out of us going together. 79 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: You know, I don't know what's wrong with you. I'd 80 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: have told you if it's not going to one here 81 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: for at the phone on the other one, she ain't 82 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 1: going nowhere? What you do I need to break it 83 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,479 Speaker 1: down anymore? Hey man, you ain't gotta you ain't gonna 84 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: talk to me and disrespect me like this. Man, Now, 85 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: I tried to do you tid I'm disrespecting you. You're 86 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 1: gonna call my I want to tell me I'm disrespecting you. 87 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: You asking me, can you take my wife to the 88 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: damn class reunion? And expect me to be okay with that? 89 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,600 Speaker 1: What kind of damned food go to call? Somebody asked 90 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: can you take their wife to a class reunions? Hey? Man, 91 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: that was my high school sweetheart. All right, we had 92 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: we asked something. I was up first. Okay, I was 93 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: our first dog if you was the first, and I'm 94 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: the last, and I'm the only one. So we're gonna 95 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: leave it at that. How about that partner? It's whatever, man, 96 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,200 Speaker 1: You know what, Man, I try to call all you 97 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: and talk to you like a man. But you know 98 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: what I should have did talk to me like that. 99 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 1: You're doing a little stuff. Man. I should have called 100 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,720 Speaker 1: Sylvia in the first I should have never called. A 101 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,480 Speaker 1: matter of fact, you know what, I apologize for calls. 102 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: Let me get off the phone and just called Sylvia. 103 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: See and do that. You go right on the hand 104 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,040 Speaker 1: and call her. Well, that's that's what I'm gonna do, 105 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: because Sylvia can make a decision on what Sylvia want 106 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 1: to do. I can tell you what thing Sylvia do, 107 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: what Sylvia want to do. But Sylvia, it ain't interested 108 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: in you. Man. This is not about being interested in me. Man. 109 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 1: This is innocent. This is just me and her going 110 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: to the damn class reunion together. Man. And it ain't 111 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 1: like we're gonna go do something together. Man on a 112 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 1: physical level. We're just going to have phone my cool. 113 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you that I already told you know, okay, 114 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 1: if you can't get no, I don't know what you 115 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 1: can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvia. I tell you 116 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: that much. She's not going to reunion. You know what, Man, 117 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: I'm through talking to you. I'm just gonna call Sylvia 118 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 1: because that's what I should have done in the first place. 119 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: Called Listen. I told you brother, you ain't gonna call nobody. 120 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 1: You bet not down my wife. No, Mom, I'm telling 121 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,920 Speaker 1: you this right now. I'll be at that class for union. 122 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: I've been looking for your kid, whatever your name is. 123 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna mind out who you are. I ain't playing 124 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,600 Speaker 1: noose like this. Aren't told you you are disrespectful in 125 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: the first place. I didn't told Joe don't call my wife. 126 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: She ain't going to don't but union, so you bet 127 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: not call her phone. I've been there, you know what, 128 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: want to walk up and of my situation not and 129 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: told you I will come to this class re union 130 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 1: and I will your man, because you look like you're 131 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: playing with me, acting stupid or something. You ain't taking 132 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: my wife to no class reunion. You understand what I'm saying, 133 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 1: your wife, I don't gonna want to go to the 134 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: You don't know with me? How you know that you 135 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere with you? I have told you, man, 136 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: don't get me at your quazy being here. I'd have 137 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,160 Speaker 1: told you now. I said first, I'm gonna come to 138 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 1: the class when you but I will come to that 139 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 1: just to make SUO knock your likes out. Don't be 140 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: acting stupid like I can't fid they got all kind 141 00:06:56,440 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: of saint signed or someone, but I'll sign your listening man, 142 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 1: Me and her going to the reunion is innocent, and 143 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 1: she want to be able to decide if she want 144 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:07,239 Speaker 1: to go with me or not. Listen about your sounds 145 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: trife anyway, calling somebody talking about a class where you 146 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 1: ain't need much heart about it. I don't give it. 147 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you know what, I'm gonna get 148 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 1: our phone calls hill, respect the bring. You understand what 149 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,640 Speaker 1: I'm saying to you. I didn't you, man, but I 150 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: don't understand what you can understand about that. Respect the ring, 151 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: and man, I got one more things I need to 152 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,000 Speaker 1: say to you. Man to say to me, Man, you 153 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: ain't gotta than to say to me except to hit 154 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: his quick in your heel. Right now, I got one 155 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 1: more damn thing to say to you, and then I'm 156 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: gonna get off the phone. I'm gonna be through with it. Man, 157 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna got to say to me what what you 158 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 1: gotta say to me? For? I hang up? I got 159 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 1: this to say to you. This is nephew Tommy from 160 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 1: the Steve Hobbin Morning Show. Your wife Stylvia got me 161 00:07:49,720 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: to prank phone call you. Uh serious, man, oh man, 162 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 1: I'm over here winning and everything. Man, just man, this 163 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 1: is a joke, do you right. I'm gonna be out 164 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 1: right about an hour to That's that's okay, that's cool. Alright, alright, 165 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: y'all got me, y'all got me? Well, I go. This 166 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,480 Speaker 1: was a good time to tell you the class reunion 167 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: is coming up and I guess ain't no class really. 168 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 1: Huh No, here's a class of you you need to 169 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: get rid of because you're going. Yeah, I'll be making 170 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 1: sure if there is there well that stupid enough. Yeah, 171 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: always are I'm gonna be that same stupid Charleston, South 172 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:48,319 Speaker 1: Carolina Baby, Saturday, November twelve at the Old mar Shrine, 173 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 1: all the tour of the Nephew with the microphone, just 174 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: this stupid most stupid than that prank called most stupid 175 00:08:54,760 --> 00:09:01,520 Speaker 1: than that right now, right nephew, thank you. Coming up. 176 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,120 Speaker 1: It is a Strawberry letters subject. I'd rather be in 177 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: prison than to live with her. We'll get into that 178 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.