WEBVTT - Pee On My House

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after you do not want to miss today's

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry letter. But up next Houston's own nephew Tommy with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call. What you got This is classic? Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is hello. I'm trying to reach your uh mr.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's the name. Yeah, this is this? What's

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<v Speaker 1>this in regard to, uh, just about the air conditioning unit?

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<v Speaker 1>You did some workoff force over on uh my household

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<v Speaker 1>off Street. Do you remember coming out there last week? Uh? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, yeah, right my uh it was a lady

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<v Speaker 1>that my wife, she let you in to come right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Is their problem? Is the problem that is not cooling? No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's cooling everything. Matter of fact, I want to tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>uh that you did you did a good job. But

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<v Speaker 1>I got a question for you now. When you was

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<v Speaker 1>at the house and you was working on the air

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<v Speaker 1>condition out there in the backyard, did you did you

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<v Speaker 1>happen to go on the side out of my house

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<v Speaker 1>and pull out and use the bad room right there

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<v Speaker 1>on the side did you go then and you do

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<v Speaker 1>number one on the side of mind. Well, what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying is that my wife tells me that when you

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<v Speaker 1>were there that you you went on the side she

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<v Speaker 1>was looking out the winnows. She said that when you

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<v Speaker 1>was there that you uh and went and used the

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<v Speaker 1>bad room on the side hole hole. I did what to?

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<v Speaker 1>What right? You? You? You? You you did number one

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<v Speaker 1>over on the side of the house. Not is that

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<v Speaker 1>something that you did? Say? Man, look, you got to

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<v Speaker 1>understand something. Man, All right now, I apologize if that

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<v Speaker 1>did happen, but you got to understand something. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're down on the southe man, and you know we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to stay high traded. I got to drink

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being

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<v Speaker 1>the age that I am, I have to drink a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of fluids and the tend to pass through nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Once and once again, I said, I apologize, understand all that,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like that.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got a man, this got on the side

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<v Speaker 1>of my house. And then, man, I'm apologizing on you

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<v Speaker 1>and you're coming off on me like that. Don't on

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<v Speaker 1>the side of my house in front of my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not looking at it. Young man. Now, if your

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<v Speaker 1>wife show me it was really she needs to see

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<v Speaker 1>some paper because you're ever really ain't doing something? You

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<v Speaker 1>know that happen? Oh you think you're talking to you

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<v Speaker 1>don't watching me anyway? Do my work? What is she

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<v Speaker 1>hold up that she got to look at the old man? Look? Look? Look.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is I don't want no man at

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<v Speaker 1>my house in the huse side of the house, back yard. Nothing. Look, man,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you something, dog, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the only person at my house. You understand me

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<v Speaker 1>right out there looking at me. Look here, fun, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a professional. Okay, I do my job, and I take

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<v Speaker 1>my job with pride. Okay, it's not being professional. There's

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<v Speaker 1>something that I did. That's that water running through me? Right? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but you don't. You don't at no other man's house

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<v Speaker 1>and you at my house and my wife sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>looking at you. I have to wonder, now I got

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with that or what you need to help

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<v Speaker 1>problem with your wife looking at me? If that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I did? You know what you need to be at

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<v Speaker 1>home and give with something to look at other than

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<v Speaker 1>looking at me. You don't tell me what I need

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<v Speaker 1>to do? About my wife. Now, you don't go to

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<v Speaker 1>another man. Man. You know what I'm about to lose it,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you're gonna you're gonna make You're gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>me lose a quick. Let me let me get my

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<v Speaker 1>death god, let me get my book. That's all yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>right here, you damn right, and let you know that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's you don't at another man's house. You don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>And people my wife looking out the wonder and I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you knew that them blinds was open, yo, mannah,

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<v Speaker 1>adn't me real effit with these accusations right now? Look

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<v Speaker 1>you hed you had with it street. Now you are,

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<v Speaker 1>you know where I'm at you. I will show you

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<v Speaker 1>what I want you to bring. Your spect over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Feelings I know exactly fit you that y'alls on that,

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<v Speaker 1>on that, on that, go go on on strength. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come over and I want it for you. I

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<v Speaker 1>got something for you. Will you take me this regard

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<v Speaker 1>my offensionism and I'm gonna come show you with me. Look, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what you don't do is it's at another manhouse. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you did. And you know it ain't called

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<v Speaker 1>for now you better held that apologize, man, I had

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<v Speaker 1>to go. I told you I drink a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fluids in this heat. Man, what else do you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to do? I want you to keep your flui

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<v Speaker 1>until you get to the service station down the street,

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<v Speaker 1>but not in my backyard side of the house and

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<v Speaker 1>my wife looking out the window. Man, you I put

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about if I did I apologize to you you

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<v Speaker 1>can't accepting in the hell with it? Look at You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna me off and make me do something up and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you not. Man, I'm told I impose you.

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<v Speaker 1>I would come on that kicking. Okay, you do what.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something because you're just from the

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<v Speaker 1>age of your while your wife is young, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know you don't. You can't deal with no old school

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<v Speaker 1>I can kill young. You're gonna You're gonna get your today.

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<v Speaker 1>You hit me, You're gonna get Let me take you

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<v Speaker 1>to aw Come. Let me tell you that I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing to say to you. What you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to me? Freak freak damn it. That is Nephew Timing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just God pranked by your boy name. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm gonna get with his. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a hard computation. I don't need this like my life, man,

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<v Speaker 1>he said. Man, my boy be out there fixing air

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<v Speaker 1>conditions that he does all think he said, Man, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something, he said, be frustrated to begin with,

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<v Speaker 1>He said again, McCall man, because I got nine you

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<v Speaker 1>got to do to day. Hey, man, you like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm I'm might not in neew I might not

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<v Speaker 1>you and that Steve hard from Dawn Foods in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I just say, y'all care, come onning man, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how I sit back riding laughing and how y'all

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<v Speaker 1>get people. Y'all got me with the same. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy y'all show Man, y'all keep that good gone work.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land. Well, you know the seven Show, classic,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't it? Yeah? Yeah, He's like, yeah,