1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: four minutes after you do not want to miss today's 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. But up next Houston's own nephew Tommy with 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got This is classic? Baby. 5 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: Here is hello. I'm trying to reach your uh mr. 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: I think that's the name. Yeah, this is this? What's 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: this in regard to, uh, just about the air conditioning unit? 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: You did some workoff force over on uh my household 9 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:35,480 Speaker 1: off Street. Do you remember coming out there last week? Uh? Yeah, yeah, 10 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, right my uh it was a lady 11 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: that my wife, she let you in to come right there? 12 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: Is their problem? Is the problem that is not cooling? No, no, no, no, no, 13 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Matter of fact, I want to tell you, 14 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,239 Speaker 1: uh that you did you did a good job. But 15 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: I got a question for you now. When you was 16 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: at the house and you was working on the air 17 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: condition out there in the backyard, did you did you 18 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: happen to go on the side out of my house 19 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: and pull out and use the bad room right there 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 1: on the side did you go then and you do 21 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: number one on the side of mind. Well, what I'm 22 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: saying is that my wife tells me that when you 23 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: were there that you you went on the side she 24 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,039 Speaker 1: was looking out the winnows. She said that when you 25 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: was there that you uh and went and used the 26 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: bad room on the side hole hole. I did what to? 27 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: What right? You? You? You? You you did number one 28 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: over on the side of the house. Not is that 29 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: something that you did? Say? Man, look, you got to 30 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 1: understand something. Man, All right now, I apologize if that 31 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: did happen, but you got to understand something. You know, 32 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: we're down on the southe man, and you know we're 33 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: talking eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man, 34 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: I got to stay high traded. I got to drink 35 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being 36 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: the age that I am, I have to drink a 37 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: lot of fluids and the tend to pass through nothing. 38 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: Once and once again, I said, I apologize, understand all that, 39 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like that. 40 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,559 Speaker 1: When I got a man, this got on the side 41 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 1: of my house. And then, man, I'm apologizing on you 42 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: and you're coming off on me like that. Don't on 43 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: the side of my house in front of my wife. 44 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: I'm not looking at it. Young man. Now, if your 45 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: wife show me it was really she needs to see 46 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,519 Speaker 1: some paper because you're ever really ain't doing something? You 47 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: know that happen? Oh you think you're talking to you 48 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 1: don't watching me anyway? Do my work? What is she 49 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: hold up that she got to look at the old man? Look? Look? Look. 50 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: All I know is I don't want no man at 51 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:44,079 Speaker 1: my house in the huse side of the house, back yard. Nothing. Look, man, 52 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: let me tell you something, dog, let me tell you something. 53 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,359 Speaker 1: I'm the only person at my house. You understand me 54 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,119 Speaker 1: right out there looking at me. Look here, fun, I'm 55 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: a professional. Okay, I do my job, and I take 56 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,839 Speaker 1: my job with pride. Okay, it's not being professional. There's 57 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: something that I did. That's that water running through me? Right? Okay, 58 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: but you don't. You don't at no other man's house 59 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: and you at my house and my wife sitting there 60 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: looking at you. I have to wonder, now I got 61 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: a problem with that or what you need to help 62 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 1: problem with your wife looking at me? If that's what 63 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: I did? You know what you need to be at 64 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: home and give with something to look at other than 65 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: looking at me. You don't tell me what I need 66 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: to do? About my wife. Now, you don't go to 67 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: another man. Man. You know what I'm about to lose it, 68 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: all right, you're gonna you're gonna make You're gonna make 69 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: me lose a quick. Let me let me get my 70 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: death god, let me get my book. That's all yeah, 71 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:45,119 Speaker 1: right here, you damn right, and let you know that's 72 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:51,119 Speaker 1: that's you don't at another man's house. You don't do that. 73 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: And people my wife looking out the wonder and I 74 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 1: bet you knew that them blinds was open, yo, mannah, 75 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: adn't me real effit with these accusations right now? Look 76 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: you hed you had with it street. Now you are, 77 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: you know where I'm at you. I will show you 78 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: what I want you to bring. Your spect over here. 79 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 1: Feelings I know exactly fit you that y'alls on that, 80 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: on that, on that, go go on on strength. I'm 81 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: gonna come over and I want it for you. I 82 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,480 Speaker 1: got something for you. Will you take me this regard 83 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: my offensionism and I'm gonna come show you with me. Look, man, 84 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: what you don't do is it's at another manhouse. And 85 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,559 Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called 86 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: for now you better held that apologize, man, I had 87 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,039 Speaker 1: to go. I told you I drink a lot of 88 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,280 Speaker 1: fluids in this heat. Man, what else do you want 89 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: me to do? I want you to keep your flui 90 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 1: until you get to the service station down the street, 91 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: but not in my backyard side of the house and 92 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window. Man, you I put 93 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 1: you're talking about if I did I apologize to you you 94 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: can't accepting in the hell with it? Look at You're 95 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: gonna me off and make me do something up and 96 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: I'm telling you not. Man, I'm told I impose you. 97 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: I would come on that kicking. Okay, you do what. 98 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something because you're just from the 99 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,719 Speaker 1: age of your while your wife is young, and I 100 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,039 Speaker 1: know you don't. You can't deal with no old school 101 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: I can kill young. You're gonna You're gonna get your today. 102 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: You hit me, You're gonna get Let me take you 103 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: to aw Come. Let me tell you that I got 104 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: one more thing to say to you. What you're listening 105 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: to me? Freak freak damn it. That is Nephew Timing. 106 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 107 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: You just God pranked by your boy name. Now you 108 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna get with his. You know, I 109 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 1: got a hard computation. I don't need this like my life, man, 110 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 1: he said. Man, my boy be out there fixing air 111 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: conditions that he does all think he said, Man, let 112 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: me tell you something, he said, be frustrated to begin with, 113 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: He said again, McCall man, because I got nine you 114 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: got to do to day. Hey, man, you like, yeah, 115 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,839 Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm might not in neew I might not 116 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: you and that Steve hard from Dawn Foods in the morning. 117 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,279 Speaker 1: I just say, y'all care, come onning man, I don't 118 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: know how I sit back riding laughing and how y'all 119 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 1: get people. Y'all got me with the same. Oh man, 120 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all show Man, y'all keep that good gone work. 121 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: I appreciate. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man, 122 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 123 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:46,040 Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know the seven Show, classic, 124 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 1: ain't it? Yeah? Yeah, He's like, yeah,