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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi there, my name is Pete Deakins, and I'm looking

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Speaker 1: for Ashley. Ashley. Hi, how are you? You don't know me? Well,

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Speaker 1: now you do, I guess, but we haven't met officially.

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Speaker 1: I got your phone number from one of our neighbors,

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Speaker 1: and uh so I live a few streets down. So

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Speaker 1: I live down the street from you.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, And I am calling because I saw the

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Speaker 3: other day on my security cameras that took a little

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Speaker 3: spill into my hydrangees.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, want nothing to be embarrassed about. Yeah, I saw that,

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Speaker 1: and so I asked them for your number because I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to, you know, check in with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm okay.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, I got scratched up a little bit,

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Speaker 4: but it wasn't too bad. It was more embarrassing than anything.

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Speaker 1: And I yeah, I don't know why you're telling me

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Speaker 1: if you're okay, I don't know why you're telling me that.

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Speaker 2: I'm confused. Is that what you're called?

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Speaker 1: I was calling to check in with you because you

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Speaker 1: smashed my hydrange Yes, you're what hydrangeas? It was the

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Speaker 1: flowers that you fell into when you were rollerblading. You

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Speaker 1: smashed them all up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I bruises?

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Speaker 1: What about my hydrangeytes?

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Speaker 2: But I didn't do it on purpose.

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Speaker 4: I hydroplane and I totally lost control because I was

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Speaker 4: on roller blades. It's like if someone threw water on

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Speaker 4: an ice skating range.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you're driving a car, When you drive

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Speaker 1: a car, When you're driving a car, When you're driving

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Speaker 1: a car and you know, something bad happens and it's

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Speaker 1: an accident, it still could be called manslaughter if you're hurt.

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Speaker 1: What so, Yeah, it doesn't really matter that you hydroplane

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Speaker 1: and my hydrangees. You damage my plants.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't do it on purpose, dude, Why so.

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Speaker 1: What negligence?

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Speaker 2: Negligent? Yeah, it was an accident.

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Speaker 4: It actually prevented me from seriously hurting myself.

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Speaker 2: Have shaved me those bushes.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you want to be a little more careful next

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Speaker 1: time you're out there rolling around on those bleedes of yours.

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Speaker 4: It's it's raining and the sidewalk gets wet and I

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Speaker 4: have to get home.

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Speaker 2: What do you want me to do? It was an accident.

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Speaker 2: I didn't do it on purpose.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, saying it's an accident doesn't really bring the

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Speaker 1: hydrangers back to life, does it.

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Speaker 4: So what do you okay, are you serious? What are

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Speaker 4: you going to assume me because of your flowers?

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Speaker 1: I've already alerted the authorities.

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Speaker 2: What are you serious?

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Speaker 1: I have a cousin that works in the police department.

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Speaker 1: I already let him know that you murdered my high ranges,

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Speaker 1: and I would expect them knock on the phone, call

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Speaker 1: any second.

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Speaker 2: But they're bushes. What did I murder the bushes?

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Speaker 1: They are not those? By okay, just pour in salt

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Speaker 1: in the wound. Huh? What salt in my wounds? They're hydranges.

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Speaker 1: They're not just bushes. Those are hours. They're beautiful. They

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Speaker 1: took me months to grow.

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Speaker 2: So what do you want from me?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I want you to get on your little

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Speaker 1: roller blades or whatever they are, skate back over here

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Speaker 1: and replant my hydrange jets. What it'll make you think

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Speaker 1: twice next time you're skating around the neighborhood all will

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Speaker 1: and nilly.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I fell. I didn't jump

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Speaker 2: into your bushes.

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Speaker 1: I saw the look in your eye. What I saw

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Speaker 1: the gleam in your eyes. You went past my hydraine,

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Speaker 1: just probably jealous because yours don't grow as well as mine.

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Speaker 1: And then you made it look like you were falling

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Speaker 1: and you smashed up my hydraine.

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Speaker 2: Diplmands go ahead and call the cops. Do you really

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Speaker 2: think the cops are going to come over some stupid bushes?

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Speaker 2: You know what, it's not raining today.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go over and I'm gonna stomp on your

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Speaker 4: stupid bushes.

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Speaker 2: What do you think about that?

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Speaker 1: I think that this is actually Jewel from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Patty say what

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Speaker 1: it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. I was like, what.

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Speaker 1: She said that you guys were rolling playing the other

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Speaker 1: day and he found somebody's bushes and she wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you.

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Speaker 2: That's so crazy. I was like, who is this cooky guy?

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Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings

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Speaker 3: on the twenties