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Speaker 1: Put your hands together, and we're gonna stop to party start.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to party the Elvis Duran After Party.

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Speaker 3: It's the After Party Podcast. Hi y'all, how y'all doing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I love these what if questions? I know Gandhi has

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Speaker 3: a couple of them here. Uh, let's start with the

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Speaker 3: first one, shall all right? All right?

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Speaker 2: So I was talking to my friend the other day

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Speaker 2: and he hit me with two really good would you rathers?

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Speaker 2: And the first one, would you rather speak every language

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Speaker 2: known to man on the planet or be able to

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Speaker 2: speak to animals? We all know my answer, So speak.

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Speaker 1: And understand every language. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 2: I travel anywhere.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could go anywhere you go.

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Speaker 2: Humans, Absolutely, I would go for travel purpose go anywhere.

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Speaker 3: Awesome, Gandhi and suing me baby, yes, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: you will go animals too. Yeah, Rather than to speak

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Speaker 3: every language on Earth, I would rather speak to animals

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Speaker 3: and have conversation.

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Speaker 2: What do I care? Google Translate exists. I'll just give

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Speaker 2: it that. It's not like anything's keeping me out of

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Speaker 2: Indonesia right now. But to be able to speak to

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Speaker 2: a blue whale, oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, all the blue whales are answering I hear so.

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Speaker 3: I heard Scottie say he would rather speak with animals

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Speaker 3: rather than speak every language. My life would be exactly

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Speaker 3: the same as it is now, except I could talk

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Speaker 3: to animals. I don't care about talking to other people

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Speaker 3: see people.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the other side of that. I want to

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Speaker 1: go traveling around the world, and I want to know

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Speaker 1: when people are talking about me behind my back. So

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Speaker 1: if I'm in the elevator and someone speaking a different language,

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Speaker 1: I want to know what's being said.

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Speaker 3: Scary, I got bad news for you. They're not talking

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Speaker 3: about you. Sorry, they don't care. They don't care. Are

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Speaker 3: you so narcissistic that you think that everyone's talking about you?

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Speaker 1: No, well, I mean that's just part of it. The

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Speaker 1: bigger part would be being able to travel anywhere and

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Speaker 1: communicate fully. Like if I'm sitting at a restaurant in Japan,

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Speaker 1: I want to be able to order in Japanese, and

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Speaker 1: I want to be able to see and read the

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Speaker 1: menu properly.

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Speaker 3: So you know, when you hear the word Gordo, they're

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Speaker 3: talking about you.

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Speaker 1: Plus I am.

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Speaker 3: It would be so awesome to go into the nail.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry to go into the nail salon and understand

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Speaker 3: what they're saying, because I know sometimes they're not saying

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Speaker 3: the nicest things. Okay, well I will say this Gandhi

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Speaker 3: and Danielle. Yeah, scary they are talking about you in

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Speaker 3: the nail salon.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but here's the thing, ignorance.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen your toes? Yeah? Oh look, I'm not

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Speaker 3: saying it wouldn't be cool to speak all languages, but

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Speaker 3: if I had to choose one or the other, I

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Speaker 3: would definitely want to talk to animals.

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Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll tell you what's wrong with it? Because animals

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Speaker 1: don't have a lot of different thoughts.

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Speaker 3: Right, And I know that you don't know that.

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Speaker 1: Hungry, they're horny?

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Speaker 3: Do you know they know? Because there's I know about

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Speaker 3: these things. This is this is someone who has never

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Speaker 3: really had a close close connection with a pet. So

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Speaker 3: you don't know what I know.

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Speaker 2: My cats are thinking about the things I know they are.

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Speaker 2: And also there's kind of a hack here. We're like, Okay, Nate,

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Speaker 2: you want to go to Indonesia, but you can only

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Speaker 2: talk to the animals. You wouldn't say to a bird, hey, man,

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Speaker 2: like I just say help me out here.

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Speaker 1: If you could talk to your pets. You might like

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Speaker 1: them a little less if you had a conversation with that.

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Speaker 1: They might have thoughts for you, and you're like, you

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Speaker 1: know what, screw you up?

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Speaker 3: Like this? Crap your feet. You have to think. You

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Speaker 3: have to think about how animals are thinking and are

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Speaker 3: you going to put yourself into their place. They don't

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Speaker 3: think the same way we think. They don't think about

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Speaker 3: things like we think. They they have a whole different philosophy.

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Speaker 3: They can sense things that we cannot sense. Wouldn't it

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Speaker 3: be great for your cat to go You better move

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Speaker 3: that grandfather Clau's gonna fall run.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely tell you about the ghost sets in your house,

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Speaker 1: because I know my cats know all about the ghost.

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Speaker 3: If your pet thinks you're a butthole, I would like

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Speaker 3: to know how I can improve It's at least you

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Speaker 3: know the truth.

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Speaker 2: Why Why am I abouhole? Little dog? What did I do?

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Speaker 2: We can work on this, let's work it out. I

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Speaker 2: don't care about this person in other countries.

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Speaker 3: Change my answer.

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Speaker 1: I'm going with the animals now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, going Daniel. Animals have a whole different view of

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Speaker 3: the universe, and it'd be great to hear with him.

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Speaker 3: Should you imagine going to the zoo and be like,

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Speaker 3: let me out, please, You're just so bad.

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Speaker 2: But guess what if we coul speak to them, I'd

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Speaker 2: be like, cool, tiger, I'm going to open this thing

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Speaker 2: and we have a mutual agreement because I can speak

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Speaker 2: to You're not gonna eat my face off. We're going

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Speaker 2: to go back to where we came from.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing. If you could speak with animals,

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Speaker 3: you would know why they want to eat your face off,

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Speaker 3: and then they would explain it in detail that they

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Speaker 3: can't help themselves. We are food anyway. So okay, so

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Speaker 3: we conquered that one. There's another one. There's a second

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Speaker 3: of what if that your friend gave you and I

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Speaker 3: know what it is. No one is allowed to comment

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Speaker 3: on this, Scott.

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Speaker 2: Did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I guess. Okay, you think it in your own mind

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Speaker 3: and we'll leave it at that. Okay, Okay, what is

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Speaker 3: what if? Number two?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Think of the grossest, nastiest person that you know. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you all have a picture. Yeah, okay, Now think of

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Speaker 2: the hottest person on the planet. Okay, everyone has a picture.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather have sex with the grossest person you've

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Speaker 2: ever met in your life, or the hottest person on

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Speaker 2: the planet, but they've been dead for five minutes.

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Speaker 3: I no, do not answer. Do not easy, that's easy.

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Speaker 3: Do not answer the warm know it? Do not answer

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Speaker 3: answer that question. I'm just asking, not answer. I didn't answer.

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Speaker 3: Don't don't call i'ment honest. Don't comment on it. Don't

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Speaker 3: say anything I didn't say. We couldn't have questions because

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Speaker 3: in your questions are your answers. It is hilarious, though.

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Speaker 2: That is the one. We're not answering for the hottest.

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Speaker 3: Person on earth, but they've been dead five minutes. My god,

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Speaker 3: what kind of friend is this? What kind of friend

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Speaker 3: is But you wouldn't be able to with the grossest

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Speaker 3: He's one of.

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Speaker 2: My favorite people.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you wouldn't be able to do what with the

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Speaker 3: gross would be able to have sex with the grossest person?

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Speaker 3: Maybe if you put a bag over there head. Okay,

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Speaker 3: So God, so you're saying having sex with a dead

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Speaker 3: person is moving on? All right, So two things to

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Speaker 3: bring up to your friends today. Those are great conversation starters,

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Speaker 3: all right, Gandhi, you really lit it up to that

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Speaker 3: ran after party.

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