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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of Week except this Rose. And
Speaker 1: my name is Arto Marine, coming to you from my
Speaker 1: bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys, we have first.
Speaker 2: Timers, oh my god.
Speaker 4: But they are not first.
Speaker 1: Timers to the Bachelor franchise. They host their own Bachelor
Speaker 1: fran Now, your podcast is about more than the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: but you do every episode.
Speaker 2: It's very bad heavy, I mean most of the Bachelor.
Speaker 6: We're going to do.
Speaker 1: Love is Blind, you know, starts it starts tonight.
Speaker 3: It starts tonight.
Speaker 1: Your podcast is called your Mom and Dad and they
Speaker 1: are married and they've been together since high school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are high school sweethearts.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have an ambro.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much for inviting us into your I mean,
Speaker 7: this is I mean, everybody can everyone listening has to
Speaker 7: know how fabulous because I'm sure.
Speaker 2: Every guest reaction is like, feel good. It feels so good.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: I like that it's in a separate now yours is
Speaker 1: also in your garage.
Speaker 2: It is, but it's definitely more of a I mean,
Speaker 2: did to give you perspective?
Speaker 5: Our carpet is brown.
Speaker 6: And not in like a cool interesting in the way
Speaker 6: that is it was it originally brown or is it
Speaker 6: now brown? Meanwhile, I'm looking at elephants with birds riding
Speaker 6: on backs, like this is incredible much.
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you the fact that you got
Speaker 1: I mean, you're already in.
Speaker 4: You're already in on.
Speaker 1: The holiday party list. All you need to do is
Speaker 1: I like my house and I'll leave my house to
Speaker 1: your house. Also, Doctor Branana will be arriving shortly. She's
Speaker 1: finishing up another podcast. You know, normally it's not a
Speaker 1: two for Tuesday. Normally we're not doing a back to
Speaker 1: back The double Truck Dude. They had us working triple
Speaker 1: time last fall as a bachelor podcast host doing Golden
Speaker 1: and Paradise.
Speaker 2: That was wild.
Speaker 4: I think they're going to do it again.
Speaker 3: You really think.
Speaker 1: Now they made an announcement that Golden is going to
Speaker 1: be in the fall, So when's Paradise.
Speaker 2: I saw a rumor floating around that Paradise might be cancer.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's bring her in, Katie Levine, Katie Money's what
Speaker 1: is this rumor?
Speaker 2: I saw the rumor today and I'm kind of panicing.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason we learned the farm team so
Speaker 1: we can go to Paradise.
Speaker 7: I was seeing it like reposted by like Batch Nation
Speaker 7: Scoop and now we're saying and.
Speaker 4: It's too expensive to have they just rented.
Speaker 1: How they go off season? But like they I mean,
Speaker 1: because you have, you've noticed they don't go on as
Speaker 1: many dates anymore.
Speaker 4: They just go to they don't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: That's true, I think.
Speaker 1: But the when the schedule got off because it used
Speaker 1: to be end of summer. It used to be a
Speaker 1: summer show.
Speaker 2: Which made yes. I was like, I was watching in
Speaker 2: my bikini.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now we're watching in November and December. It was December.
Speaker 1: It was into the holiday. No, they met, they need
Speaker 1: to just fill it in in between Bachelor and like
Speaker 1: it has to be just the end of summer programming.
Speaker 2: That's the thing it has to be.
Speaker 7: But I think with Golden Bachelorette, I'm like, maybe it's
Speaker 7: just the cost. I mean, they paid for Michael Bolton
Speaker 7: for Joey, so maybe they have no money less.
Speaker 1: They paid for Michael Bolton for Joey, and so rumor
Speaker 1: has it they're approaching Susan Lucci from all my children
Speaker 1: to maybe be Golden Bachelorette.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you hear that?
Speaker 3: Did you hear this?
Speaker 2: Like a prover celeb?
Speaker 4: I don't buy that.
Speaker 1: I feel like they remember, didn't they say that Chris
Speaker 1: Jenner or something like, I don't buy it.
Speaker 2: There's really.
Speaker 6: Like now they can't afford Cabo, but they can afford
Speaker 6: you know, Chris Jenner.
Speaker 2: Is getting too pricey, but we can do Chris Jenner.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now, before we get going, I'm gonna say I
Speaker 1: feel like Joey's the best batchelor we've had since Ben Higgins.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, I have to probably agree. He's
Speaker 2: so good. Okay, he's.
Speaker 1: Evan is much like a lot of the straight guys
Speaker 1: on here.
Speaker 6: Evan talked to us listen and I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 6: with you. I'm fully willing to admit when I'm threatened
Speaker 6: by someone's good look and insecure about my insecurities. I
Speaker 6: swear I just appreciate him and his beauty and his
Speaker 6: the fact that every single woman is losing their mind
Speaker 6: over him.
Speaker 5: Totally get it.
Speaker 1: It's the first time I feel like they've been horny
Speaker 1: about it. Because Ari was cute, but nobody knew him
Speaker 1: because he was from so long ago.
Speaker 4: I didn't know who he was. I didn't watch the
Speaker 4: season he was on.
Speaker 1: So like, I think, are they like the precursor of
Speaker 1: like I remember you just now with Charity? You were
Speaker 1: really nice.
Speaker 2: Your uncle sucked, you know, other than your uncle, everything
Speaker 2: was great.
Speaker 4: Your uncle is said that you were really off.
Speaker 1: Look at Scout right now on the pillow that is
Speaker 1: a full calendar.
Speaker 4: She knows how to use a pillow if she goes
Speaker 4: rooms and with their heads.
Speaker 1: Katie's dog is the podcast animal Mittens isn't allowed outside
Speaker 1: because she's too cute, distracting Scout like Joey with the
Speaker 1: ladies on the chilling So you're jealous, a little jealous
Speaker 1: of Scout and joe.
Speaker 5: I love I love Joey. It's just what I'll say.
Speaker 6: Is this the last two last episode, I feel like
Speaker 6: I saw a new side of him, so I'm changing,
Speaker 6: like what, Like, I feel like he's opening up, he's
Speaker 6: saying some jokes, he's starting to kind of get a
Speaker 6: little flirty and up until this moment, though, I did
Speaker 6: feel like check a pulse.
Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Like I was kind of like, he better get with
Speaker 6: someone who has some serious spunk because if we got
Speaker 6: too low energy, people like You're gonna go over to
Speaker 6: their house.
Speaker 5: And they're just gonna be asleep because he's so chill,
Speaker 5: so chill.
Speaker 1: I need to go out with Joey, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I need to go out.
Speaker 7: You have this beautiful, high energy. I feel like you
Speaker 7: together I would just be magic.
Speaker 4: Joey and I would thry a.
Speaker 2: Hot couple together.
Speaker 1: And you would always say, like, she's a little jokester.
Speaker 1: He would call me a joke like.
Speaker 5: You're such a rascal. I am a stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I am a rascal. Jokes I can handle rascal. I
Speaker 1: couldn't handle jokester. Jokester feels like you're like a whoopee cushion.
Speaker 5: Like jokesters like I don't get comedy.
Speaker 1: Yes, jokester is like I love to laugh, but I
Speaker 1: don't really Someone.
Speaker 5: Who says jokester is the same person that says like,
Speaker 5: oh you're a comedian, tell.
Speaker 1: Me a joke everyone, and it makes you want to
Speaker 1: like it's just like I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go lock myself in the basement. Yeah, so okay.
Speaker 1: So overall turns out spoil alert. Leah sucks.
Speaker 2: I mean, out of left field.
Speaker 1: She was too hot to be cool.
Speaker 2: She's so.
Speaker 7: Hot, she's got an amazing style, and then she starts
Speaker 7: this whole season off with being a literal angel of
Speaker 7: light by being like I could never do this to
Speaker 7: the women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take the corner and throw it in the firing
Speaker 1: keep it hard. We were saying that if we were
Speaker 1: produced Anna, our producer is coming that she was watching
Speaker 1: it at home and wanted to scream if she was
Speaker 1: like like a sixty year old bachelor producer being like,
Speaker 1: you stupid bitch, don't you understand the mechanics of the show.
Speaker 4: We gave you. This was a narrative, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: A thousand percent. I actually I saw her post.
Speaker 7: Someone had posted like who I think it was the
Speaker 7: Bitchelorette did a meme talking about like which producer hated
Speaker 7: Leah enough to give her this edit? And uh, they
Speaker 7: said something about who threw, like because she threw the
Speaker 7: dart in the fire, and Leah responded and she's like,
Speaker 7: that's it.
Speaker 4: Whoa So she knows.
Speaker 2: She's like what I know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's like, I don't think it's just an
Speaker 1: editor at this point, she's doing it.
Speaker 4: Now we know she's doing it to Yeah, she's a
Speaker 4: mean girl. No, she's sex.
Speaker 1: So here we are, Maria. You're sexy Maria.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, who is a shit ster?
Speaker 4: I will oh yeah, yeah, no, like we saw it
Speaker 4: a bit this season, but like, honestly it's warranted at
Speaker 4: this point.
Speaker 7: And also like shitsterr in like the most the way
Speaker 7: in which I want to be your best friend because
Speaker 7: you keep life a little exciting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Maria.
Speaker 1: No, I I stand by Maria, Like, honestly, she should be,
Speaker 1: like we said yesterday, she should be telling them to
Speaker 1: shut the fuck.
Speaker 3: Up, ladies.
Speaker 4: She should be. She's not wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't trust her. I don't trust her, but she's
Speaker 1: fun TV and she's a very charming villain. And I'm
Speaker 1: rooting for her, and as we were saying yesterday, she's effortless,
Speaker 1: Like she's the least contoured, the least made up, she's
Speaker 1: borrowing curling iron.
Speaker 4: She's just hot.
Speaker 1: She's a hot Canadian.
Speaker 7: She's so funny that you don't trust her. I'm like
Speaker 7: to the point where I'm like, I think I would
Speaker 7: lay down my life.
Speaker 3: I feel.
Speaker 2: She might be my most favorite. I don't know how
Speaker 2: long she's a star. They're like the fact that she's
Speaker 2: like super into horror movies. She's just different.
Speaker 4: She's a fun you need.
Speaker 1: She's a hot Canadian.
Speaker 2: She's a sprinkle heiress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6: I think she's aggravating to some of these. Well, not
Speaker 6: only is she so hot, but it's also like then
Speaker 6: she's into the stuff that you're not supposed to like,
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying, Like she's into horrors, she's quirky,
Speaker 6: she's interesting, and then she's like really good looking. And
Speaker 6: then her dad owns like a sprinkle empire. Like there's
Speaker 6: just a couple things you can't compete with.
Speaker 1: Her dad with a cigar, sitting back, putting his dick
Speaker 1: on the table on the first lot. He's a rock star,
Speaker 1: just real, real beady sitting on that front lom with
Speaker 1: a cigar.
Speaker 2: We need hometown with Maria's dad.
Speaker 1: You know we're gonna get them and they're gonna be
Speaker 1: why pray pray wait because he's gonna go to fan.
Speaker 4: I see sweet with Maria, there's.
Speaker 5: No he's like, even if I can't stand her, I have.
Speaker 1: Yes, and she's fun.
Speaker 2: She's so fun. She's so fun and.
Speaker 1: She actually does feel like she's into horror and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, because sometimes the people are like, I'm such
Speaker 1: a nerd. Like when like Olivia Mon was like I'm
Speaker 1: the nerd that came up, it was like.
Speaker 5: Okay seen Star Wars won.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're super hot, Like and I believe that you're hot.
Speaker 1: I don't buy that you're actually a nerd.
Speaker 7: Like maybe you played D and D with me, Probably
Speaker 7: not got to buy it.
Speaker 1: But again that's fine. You're hot and talented, like good
Speaker 1: for you, but I don't buy that you're nerds.
Speaker 4: Okay, So here we are.
Speaker 1: So Maria's crying and she wants to go home. She's like,
Speaker 1: fuck this, I want to leave. This is bullshit. Leah
Speaker 1: Lea with her nineties bang the one the one piece
Speaker 1: that the villain.
Speaker 4: They gave her the nineties.
Speaker 1: Bang edit now look, I know the nineties and hy
Speaker 1: Tik is back, baby, But I.
Speaker 7: Was going to say she is like a gen Z
Speaker 7: queen to be honest, fits in the hair like she
Speaker 7: is like she's giving TikTok and she's like blowing up
Speaker 7: on TikTok, and and I mean, I can't. I might
Speaker 7: not be a fan of hers, but I will be
Speaker 7: a fan of her TikTok like make I mean.
Speaker 1: Look at her, like she's gorge she's getting it right,
Speaker 1: and like if I rocked that one, if I did
Speaker 1: a full side part with one, and then the fuck
Speaker 1: like she's she is a full she's making fun of
Speaker 1: millennials and their skinny Jane and.
Speaker 2: Like the full updown. She's embarrassing.
Speaker 4: She's mother, She's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I'm not mother, Like, oh I stand you, mother, Like mother,
Speaker 1: go home, I'm not done with the dance.
Speaker 2: Mother like grandmother, grandmother and grandmother, You're guilt.
Speaker 1: Exactly, Mama.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then she was like look I and so then
Speaker 1: so then Leiah's talking to Joey in a circle and
Speaker 1: I do love that. Marie was like, you do know
Speaker 1: there's cameras on us, like, like we saw no evidence
Speaker 1: of her. I mean, did you guys see her say
Speaker 1: to Eleiah, shut the fuck up? I didn't see it.
Speaker 7: I have not seen anything from Maria other than like
Speaker 7: a kind of boisterous, energetic personality like Duena was saying,
Speaker 7: she's fully transparent.
Speaker 3: R I p A.
Speaker 1: Duenna absolutely devoted. She was the most voice of reason.
Speaker 1: She's like, what the fuck I I?
Speaker 7: And she was like ally to Maria. Maria's losing allies
Speaker 7: left and right right.
Speaker 1: Which is which is interesting because like a lot of
Speaker 1: people are like, well, Maria's not doing anything.
Speaker 4: Maria's just loud.
Speaker 1: I think she has just said loud and she's and
Speaker 1: she's been. She probably is a little vulgar, and she's
Speaker 1: not like the other girls, like you know, you notice
Speaker 1: all these girls right when he goes.
Speaker 4: Will you except yes, thank you, and it's like she
Speaker 4: goes yeah, and it's like the second she.
Speaker 1: Changed into something more comfortable is this that?
Speaker 6: You're absolutely right? Everyone took it personal. You put that
Speaker 6: on to my mind.
Speaker 1: You I am an insecure enough late bloomer that the
Speaker 1: why are the Junior High that looks like barbed from
Speaker 1: stranger things? Would not be able to handle let me
Speaker 1: slip into something more comfortable and not want to destroy Maria.
Speaker 4: I would be so threatened.
Speaker 7: No, thirty five year old jests right here, right now
Speaker 7: wants Marie. I want her approval more than anything. But
Speaker 7: like twenty five year old jests, I wouldn't be able
Speaker 7: to handle it.
Speaker 5: I'd be so insecure.
Speaker 2: I'd be so insecure. So I get it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the fact that she hasn't said, like or done anything. Yeah,
Speaker 7: we're hearing all this, Like, well, all this shit.
Speaker 2: Is happening behind me.
Speaker 7: I have a fantasy that like there's you know, they're
Speaker 7: all going to bed at night, the producers turn off
Speaker 7: the lights in their bunk beds, and as soon as
Speaker 7: the lights go off, she's just.
Speaker 2: Like rise and shine bitches. I hope that's what it is.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentleman, Doctor Banana, I.
Speaker 4: Love doctor Banana.
Speaker 1: These are your new best friends.
Speaker 4: You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: This is Jess, this is Evan. They're high school sweethearts.
Speaker 1: They've been together since high school.
Speaker 2: That's true. Long beach, you know, but met an Orange
Speaker 2: escaped having.
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day in my forever Valentine, Doctor Banana.
Speaker 4: Look how cute you look.
Speaker 1: You've got on a nice barn jacket. You've got a
Speaker 1: cute ring on your hair. Is like watching production and
Speaker 1: we're looking production.
Speaker 5: Doctor Banana. Can you doctor?
Speaker 1: And don't even worry about that that one doesn't record?
Speaker 1: This is this is She's Anna, but she's Hannah Montana, Arianna, Rosanna, Rosanna,
Speaker 1: Jenna Mitten's Miaurine, Josanier Levine.
Speaker 4: But her name all.
Speaker 1: Comes down to doctor Banana. Wow, yeah, doctor. She's a
Speaker 1: journey we've been on. We've been around the world together.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to brodie Go together. I've made contact
Speaker 1: with Aaron, who I think is gonna I think we
Speaker 1: can look do you know Aaron I?
Speaker 7: So I don't know Aerin, but I do know that
Speaker 7: Kitty Thurston is like they're in good standing together, So
Speaker 7: I bet that she's too.
Speaker 1: Can I'll have Katie's doing the podcast next week, which
Speaker 1: is the Bachelorette. Katie immediately replied to me about Brodiego.
Speaker 1: She's going to be in Washington, so she can't do it,
Speaker 1: but she's coming to do the podcast next week.
Speaker 2: She's still the time.
Speaker 4: I'm so sit with Aaron.
Speaker 1: Foley, what a, that's gonna be a good one. She
Speaker 1: can hook me up with Aaron and all the bros,
Speaker 1: the brod Diego.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've made contact.
Speaker 1: They're friends with Katie Thurstay and Katie's doing the podcast
Speaker 1: and we're going to hook up Brodiego. I've gotten some
Speaker 1: contact with Aaron. He got scared again, but we're gonna leave.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's very San Diego energy.
Speaker 5: There's potatoes and the brito. You'll get them. A.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with Aaron and James, I feel like,
Speaker 1: and then like if they're the top of our bro
Speaker 1: bro pyramid or brodiod Pira pira bro.
Speaker 5: Is this what happens? By the way, the banana thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, you better watch out of and you might
Speaker 1: get something. Seventh even we're going good. Do you remember
Speaker 1: when what's her name? Oh, Ashley, I allegedly lost her
Speaker 1: virginity on Bachelor Winter Games Kevin and she thought she
Speaker 1: said him in seventh Kevin who married ingrid As.
Speaker 7: So maybe it'd be like a seventh Evans seventhy I mean,
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's really good.
Speaker 4: She's on it, Jess is on it, trying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're gonna give Jess a good We
Speaker 1: have to get Jess a very good one, like, yes, Jess,
Speaker 1: you know that it's not a mess, Jess, it's a yes, yes, yes, yess. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here we are all we're talking about Anna just
Speaker 1: catching you up? Was Leah's a villain, she's got her
Speaker 1: nineties bang and they're just mad that Maria so.
Speaker 3: Hotan keep the nails. My god, friends, she's so young.
Speaker 3: You forget how young she is. Because she threw the
Speaker 3: card away. You're like, wow, what what a mature move.
Speaker 3: And then you're like, wait.
Speaker 7: Yeah, are you Oh yeah, I know when I think
Speaker 7: about him, when I was twenty three, I couldn't have
Speaker 7: made my way, Like I was just drunk underneath the couch.
Speaker 2: I'd never have gotten myself to the mansion.
Speaker 3: In the first one.
Speaker 6: Also, we're assuming that was the actual card. We're also
Speaker 6: assuming that you can't just like that the card actually
Speaker 6: was like like a cashier's check. That's right, Like I
Speaker 6: just threw the actual card away back when I can
Speaker 6: still use it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually interesting.
Speaker 6: If we have they say, by the way, you have
Speaker 6: to present this to the producer at this window in
Speaker 6: order to catch it, Like this is this is all symbolic,
Speaker 6: all right, that's true.
Speaker 7: What happens if all of a sudden, Maria has a
Speaker 7: one on one coming up and Lea's like, I'm going.
Speaker 2: To use that card fire and.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I'm practicing your nicknames and it feels good.
Speaker 4: Okay, so here we are.
Speaker 1: So then basically so, then Lea's pouting to Joey and
Speaker 1: she's like, look, I think they've edited it to make
Speaker 1: it look like she's saying about Maria. I'm sure we'll
Speaker 1: be lifelong friends after this. We were just about about Maria,
Speaker 1: like they I think that was a franken edit.
Speaker 7: I feel like there was a lot of frank and
Speaker 7: editing happening with Leah. I feel like she's absolutely obsessed
Speaker 7: with Maria, but I.
Speaker 2: Feel like the amount was but maybe that edit was
Speaker 2: about Sydney and she was like, I'll be lifelong friends
Speaker 2: with her.
Speaker 1: It had to not be about Maria. And they frank
Speaker 1: and editing like.
Speaker 2: The Daily Departed Sydney that we worship.
Speaker 1: They hate her because she burned the cashier's check.
Speaker 6: You ruined our plan. She tried something fresh, Yes, she
Speaker 6: destroyed it.
Speaker 4: They hate her. We tried something fresh.
Speaker 1: We've been here since nineteen eighty two. Yeah, we had
Speaker 1: was a sausage wheel and this thing what we get,
Speaker 1: that's it. So the sausage wheel we know is a keeper.
Speaker 1: What we don't know is yeah. So then we have
Speaker 1: so then Medina funky call Medina is hugging Maria and she's.
Speaker 4: Like, I love you.
Speaker 1: She's like, Lea's so dumb and and so Maria's shaking
Speaker 1: her head and leahps when she goes back in, which
Speaker 1: was fun.
Speaker 4: She stumbled.
Speaker 2: Do you think the producers put a rock there?
Speaker 3: The introducers don't like her. They're showing everything evil, she said,
Speaker 3: They're like, put it on tape.
Speaker 2: Everything the trip.
Speaker 1: She Now, Jess was just saying that she read today
Speaker 1: there may not be paradise.
Speaker 3: I was telling you I was reading something that might
Speaker 3: not happen.
Speaker 1: Did they say that every year?
Speaker 3: Every But I did see a article that they hinted
Speaker 3: out a golden paradise possibly. They were like, what did
Speaker 3: that be fun? You say that if you're not going to.
Speaker 5: Florida US.
Speaker 7: Absolute God, Yes, I feel like it has to be
Speaker 7: on a cruise, yeah, stock just for safety.
Speaker 6: The Queen Mary haunted by all their friends.
Speaker 5: High school.
Speaker 1: So then so then we're So they go into the
Speaker 1: rose ceremony and they cut our fucking icon and Queena
Speaker 1: Duena and the sister Allison Boy, they cast sister, they cut.
Speaker 1: They needed to cast a better pair of sisters. He
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna pick these either of these. They were too
Speaker 1: Philadelphia for him.
Speaker 3: But they were. They forget long being like a fuck
Speaker 3: this and.
Speaker 2: She's like, maybe I'll see you at hometown.
Speaker 3: So iconic.
Speaker 6: I never seen someone melt down so fast. It was
Speaker 6: like twenty four hours full meltdown.
Speaker 3: This.
Speaker 1: She melted down like a divorce a you just found
Speaker 1: out her alimony was cut. She did not feel twenty
Speaker 1: four There was like a she's got like seven kids,
Speaker 1: run dry. Yeah, she's one o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 5: My back.
Speaker 4: Fuck this okay great, so then here we go.
Speaker 1: So then so then there was like get ready. Guys
Speaker 1: were going from Malta to Spain and they're in southern
Speaker 1: Spain and Maria. Maria wakes up and she goes, guess what, guys,
Speaker 1: it's going to be in New Me this week. I'm
Speaker 1: well rested, I've finally gotten some sleep.
Speaker 4: Here we are, I'm well amassed.
Speaker 1: And she's like, you know what, let's just go hang out,
Speaker 1: just out a curiosity.
Speaker 4: I just spitball in here.
Speaker 1: Uh so this is after he goes off on the
Speaker 1: VESPA with my number one pick, Kelsea. He goes off
Speaker 1: with Kelsey had a vespa. She's like it's adorable. They're
Speaker 1: like she's clinging onto the back and she's like, just
Speaker 1: spitball in here. Would anybody have used that card if
Speaker 1: they had it? Now, just reminding you that you had
Speaker 1: it and you threw it away. You still haven't gotten
Speaker 1: one on one bed?
Speaker 2: Like I loved.
Speaker 7: I'm like also too, like an interesting conversation peace, thank you,
Speaker 7: thank you, Like we don't need a producer right now
Speaker 7: is here to bring up some good questions and I
Speaker 7: love that. Kelsey T was like I would have used it, Yes, honest,
Speaker 7: kelsey T.
Speaker 1: It's starting to get to her and she's it's wearing
Speaker 1: her down. She's not doing really well. Rachel is feeling sad.
Speaker 6: I'm that question was interesting to me because it felt
Speaker 6: so real, but it felt weird. Yes, like we're so
Speaker 6: used to people just going like being forced to answer
Speaker 6: question like clearly.
Speaker 5: The producers walk up and go, so how do you
Speaker 5: feel about this?
Speaker 6: And they just go I feel currently very excited for
Speaker 6: my date tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Like it's everything's very like forced.
Speaker 6: That was like one of the only times I've ever
Speaker 6: seen someone bring up like a what do you guys
Speaker 6: think about that?
Speaker 5: Yes, it was like whoa.
Speaker 4: They felt very real.
Speaker 2: I can't see.
Speaker 3: Everyone was stumped.
Speaker 4: None of them knew what to say.
Speaker 3: They're like like, no, no, I would never do such
Speaker 3: a thing.
Speaker 5: I would honor my sisters in this journey.
Speaker 1: It was incredible likable Ville.
Speaker 3: Well. I would wait till Jess got to do I.
Speaker 7: Answer, and Leah was like, and I took that person.
Speaker 7: Maria is coming for me.
Speaker 1: What she said, Leah is, Leah is it's like you
Speaker 1: are pretty enough and you got the first impression Rose.
Speaker 1: You don't need to be that bit like you can
Speaker 1: actually just like ride, I'm being pretty and sweet and
Speaker 1: like not you don't need to now go into like
Speaker 1: if we got another two on one, everybody gets a
Speaker 1: two on one, Maria that.
Speaker 4: Gets knocked out.
Speaker 1: I know everybody know what like it's gonna be just
Speaker 1: because a two on one.
Speaker 4: Leah gets actually love.
Speaker 2: That honestly until we get to the final rows. And
Speaker 2: that's why Joey's crying at the end is like someone
Speaker 2: down on the two on one. It was like, well,
Speaker 2: I guess I've eliminated, yeah.
Speaker 1: The only person left. And then she's self eliminated and
Speaker 1: she's like, you know what, I don't like what I say. Right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break and we'll come back
Speaker 1: and we'll talk about the date with Kelsey. A. Oh
Speaker 1: I need a sexual time out. Ed, We're back Evan. Now, guys,
Speaker 1: we know you hate any chewing sounds. We offer string
Speaker 1: cheese here and as you know, a soft nut. We
Speaker 1: do a cash We used to have all mens and
Speaker 1: people got mad, so we do a soft nut and
Speaker 1: Evan mighty Joey's soft not later lean back from the
Speaker 1: mic on.
Speaker 3: A soft on A soft not please.
Speaker 6: I'm also just a little and maybe this is just
Speaker 6: I'm not as good of a host as you, but
Speaker 6: I'm also like curious on the person that can't like
Speaker 6: I got a I know, I have forty minutes in
Speaker 6: this podcast, and I'm I have a strict diet and
Speaker 6: if I will.
Speaker 5: Not naughty, where's the food? Mid podcast?
Speaker 6: Like it's very thoughtful, but I was thinking terms of like, oh,
Speaker 6: thank god.
Speaker 5: Anyway, what he's saying.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, like I need to.
Speaker 1: I'm on posts just came in mid broadcast. I can't
Speaker 1: not noughty. So here we are. We're in Spain, and
Speaker 1: I gotta say Joey and Kelsey had a very natural dating,
Speaker 1: a fair give it up for some of these gen
Speaker 1: Z gals who are like given her to him, like
Speaker 1: I'm not sure yet about you. Like she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not falling, I'm tripping, and then at the end she's like, Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm falling, but like she's not.
Speaker 1: She's not playing the part of like she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know yet. I don't know you really yet.
Speaker 2: It's so true.
Speaker 3: It's the gen Z.
Speaker 2: They're so calm, cool and collected. Always they intimidate me
Speaker 2: so much because I feel very desperado as they're not peoples.
Speaker 1: They're like, I don't know, I haven't decided about you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like back on their heels.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a wild thing.
Speaker 3: It's maybe she self eliminates.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: That's what they gave out. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I was thinking this.
Speaker 3: Someone breaks his heart here.
Speaker 1: I think it's Kelsey, and I think she self eliminates
Speaker 1: because she because of the I'm not falling in the tripping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I thought she would actually be self possessed enough
Speaker 1: to what do you think, Katie.
Speaker 4: I really like her. I think she's like the most
Speaker 4: normal in there. She seems very real, She's beautiful, she's
Speaker 4: not trying, like you said, not trying to heart. That
Speaker 4: could totally make sense, because I mean, we keep seeing
Speaker 4: someone like destroys him and like breaks his heart, and
Speaker 4: every time he like talks about Kelsey because this is
Speaker 4: the first time we've really seen them together. Every time,
Speaker 4: he's just like, there's something about her anything.
Speaker 1: I look for her in the room, I look for her,
Speaker 1: I look for her.
Speaker 4: No, they have a connection now.
Speaker 1: I also wonder, though, if that's I still feel like
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna look at you because I know
Speaker 1: that you guys know her a little or know if
Speaker 1: somebody who knows her. I sometimes wonder if he if
Speaker 1: Daisy makes it to number two and he and he
Speaker 1: cries from breaking her heart, you know nothing, So in
Speaker 1: my mind, I'm like, is he crying because he's just
Speaker 1: cut Daisy, who I believe will be our next bachelorette.
Speaker 7: Daisy is big bachelor energy, but Kelsey a gives me
Speaker 7: bachelor energy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ruined time too. I don't know who could it be.
Speaker 5: Really, it's never obvious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we always say like, oh, that's our next person,
Speaker 6: and then it's like three tiers different.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I also always worry because like when it's
Speaker 4: someone like Kelsey who I like so much, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: she seems so real, I worry it would like ruin her.
Speaker 1: Then Yeah, yeah, you're right, because it does like they
Speaker 1: put them, They put people through the machine and.
Speaker 3: Go dancing with the stars.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, I would love that.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? I would love this.
Speaker 6: Really is like a like now that you guys are
Speaker 6: I've never thought about this, but like it takes people
Speaker 6: from normalcy like having a job and friendship to just
Speaker 6: like now my identity is monetized and everything I do
Speaker 6: is just how do I maintain and to gate the
Speaker 6: brand deal like the spiral.
Speaker 2: With crippling insecurity. Yes, then you don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Next because because there's like four more waves of people
Speaker 1: after you're not quite as son Anna friend bought a
Speaker 1: bike from Remember Joseph who called Claire old and.
Speaker 3: Was like my daughter.
Speaker 1: Her friend by.
Speaker 3: Like she lives in Alabama. She's like, so I want
Speaker 3: to go, and she watches the show and she was like,
Speaker 3: I want to go. But I don't think she watched
Speaker 3: that season specifically, because she hit me up was like
Speaker 3: is this guy someone you know? And I was like,
Speaker 3: is that fucking Yosef? And she's like, yeah, I just
Speaker 3: bought a bike from him and he immediately told me
Speaker 3: he was on the bathroom.
Speaker 2: The idea, the idea of being of all people, Yosef
Speaker 2: who had like I mean, he's he's the meme that
Speaker 2: will meme forever.
Speaker 3: On everyone says what about everyone?
Speaker 7: He ride away says, by the way, I'm on the badge,
Speaker 7: I'd be hiding my identity to.
Speaker 4: Be a villain.
Speaker 1: He was like I was a villain.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He liked something like.
Speaker 5: Everything.
Speaker 3: He said.
Speaker 1: He wanted to be on a podcast. He wants a
Speaker 1: podcast anyway.
Speaker 3: One I think she said like, oh my friend runs
Speaker 3: a podcast. He's like, I love to be on it.
Speaker 3: And she was like.
Speaker 5: Pay for the ticket.
Speaker 6: Was this like Facebook marketplace or was probably like Craigs
Speaker 6: And this was like a motorcycle.
Speaker 5: This was like like a literally.
Speaker 3: A traditional bike bicycle, and she said he like had
Speaker 3: all a bunch of like weird new bike stuff, and
Speaker 3: she was like, where did he.
Speaker 2: Like a bike?
Speaker 4: So Joey says.
Speaker 3: And probably going to get back to him, So you
Speaker 3: know what, YO for you.
Speaker 2: On the bike?
Speaker 1: You're right, And it was disgusting that a woman at
Speaker 1: thirty nine was looking for a lot of disgusting.
Speaker 3: You're the oldest bachelor atte Yes.
Speaker 4: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Your advanced age, You're disgusting. Meanwhile, he's like, I like,
Speaker 1: Joey really seems like he actually has traveled a lot.
Speaker 1: And I actually believed him when he was like, I
Speaker 1: like to explore the culture and learn about like something
Speaker 1: specific to the place, and then at night I go
Speaker 1: explore the night life. I thought that's actually a very
Speaker 1: very good, like simple approach to going somewhere new, Like
Speaker 1: I go something that's very traditional to the area and
Speaker 1: then go out and like, I'm like, you seem easy
Speaker 1: to travel with.
Speaker 3: Joe Did you see on page six he's currently being
Speaker 3: ripped apart on Twitter because he said I had like
Speaker 3: an old school vibe. She's like, this town is like
Speaker 3: an old school vibe or something, and they're all like, you, Boston,
Speaker 3: this town was supposed to like the fifteen hundreds.
Speaker 1: Had a camera on me at all times sound bite.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you know.
Speaker 1: When I get tired and my brain just says the
Speaker 1: wrong word, Like when I have to do ads or something,
Speaker 1: my brain like just says the wrong words.
Speaker 2: It just does.
Speaker 1: If I had a camera on me at all times
Speaker 1: when I'm overtired or if I'm multitasking and stressed, you
Speaker 1: could really cobble and make me look like a fucking idiot.
Speaker 6: I would say that, especially after you ask me, like,
Speaker 6: what are your thoughts on Malta the third time? The
Speaker 6: first time like the architecture's un believe, but that the
Speaker 6: second time, I'm like, oh my god, the people are
Speaker 6: The third time, I was like, it's like.
Speaker 5: Very old, like hell old. At some point I'm just
Speaker 5: like looking like that looks cool.
Speaker 8: I saw Castle, Yeah, Captain Sandio Okay, So then we
Speaker 8: have so then so he's going off and Jess is
Speaker 8: sad and Leah won't stop it going.
Speaker 4: Why is Maria here?
Speaker 1: It's like because she's hot and fun, because that's the bachelor.
Speaker 3: Why because he owns the Sprinkle Empire.
Speaker 1: We've got because she's sexy and there's still fourteen of you.
Speaker 4: So what he does living that live bit.
Speaker 1: So then Rachel's sad, Kelsey's driving off. Kelsey Tea is
Speaker 1: sad and crying. Meanwhile, they go and they eat food
Speaker 1: right from the butcher. He and the other Kelsey just
Speaker 1: eat and slices of meat. I know you did it.
Speaker 1: I know that you did it. He's always noticing her
Speaker 1: in a crowded room. Spain loves their meat. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you it's not a great place. I think it'd be
Speaker 1: hard to be a vegan.
Speaker 4: And I went into vegetarian and was hard enough. And
Speaker 4: now I would be like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Start yes, but you weren't even vegan then. I was
Speaker 3: just gonna.
Speaker 1: Say, my favorite thing is amazing. I ate there was
Speaker 1: just Manchego cheese sandwicheskud. It was like the most amazing bread,
Speaker 1: butter and Manchago cheese.
Speaker 4: And I was like, that's all.
Speaker 6: Like cheese sandwich and like an old schoolgirl cheese.
Speaker 2: And I love that Manchgo cheese. Just slap slap slap.
Speaker 3: That bad boy on a.
Speaker 5: Someone get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just want the cheese, baby cheese.
Speaker 2: Well give me the five cheese.
Speaker 3: Cheese.
Speaker 1: While meanwhile she does art nights and wine nights at
Speaker 1: her house and they go and they play soccer in
Speaker 1: the street and they're actually both pretty good, and the
Speaker 1: other Kelsey is back and they're struggling while they're doing
Speaker 1: the Magical Fountain and tossing pennies in and other Kelsey
Speaker 1: is like, it's tough.
Speaker 4: It's so tough.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to travel and explore. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: he is travel and exploring. He's like, this is a dream.
Speaker 1: I've been to Spain. I wanted to be with a lady.
Speaker 1: I'm blown away. I'm just blown away. And he's like, so,
Speaker 1: how are you? And this is where she goes, I'm
Speaker 1: not falling. No, I'm actually not falling that. I'm tripping.
Speaker 1: I'm tripping.
Speaker 4: It's starting.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to trip. I'm not even tripping. I'm actually
Speaker 1: starting to trip. It's the beginning. And he's like, I
Speaker 1: can ease into that.
Speaker 5: That's cool, man, I mean, is he a dud?
Speaker 4: Is he a dud?
Speaker 5: It's very like seventies rock. I'm down with that.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's just kind of I think he's
Speaker 1: he seems to me.
Speaker 4: To have like realistic expectations of this as well away,
Speaker 4: you know, like I feel like he takes the piss
Speaker 4: out of himself too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that a lot in this episode.
Speaker 1: He's so like him.
Speaker 4: I like him.
Speaker 1: I had I think he's my favorite. I have had
Speaker 1: multiple friends who have like started watching in the past
Speaker 1: few years, like I don't think they saw Ben Higgins
Speaker 1: and they're like, is this what it's like to actually
Speaker 1: like the Bachelor?
Speaker 6: Like, I do.
Speaker 4: You like I like him?
Speaker 3: I like him.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, meanwhile they start kissing and he's like, it's the
Speaker 1: small things, it's the butterflies. There's potential and you know,
Speaker 1: something to build on.
Speaker 2: And they both have the same eyes.
Speaker 3: They do really like.
Speaker 2: This greenish eyes when they both just stare into each
Speaker 2: other's eyes. Big energy.
Speaker 1: Now, this was a trauma story that I could get behind.
Speaker 4: This was one that felt actually.
Speaker 3: Because this one was also.
Speaker 1: One that I felt like some of them are like,
Speaker 1: who whoa too soon? USHO not needed? This one was like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is this felt a little soon. But I felt
Speaker 1: like this one.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, uh.
Speaker 1: The way she said it, it started out with I
Speaker 1: have the best parents.
Speaker 4: The best parents.
Speaker 1: They were both police officers in the military, military off
Speaker 1: police officers.
Speaker 3: It was getting a little pro war propaganda.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 4: Like, I was like, huh.
Speaker 6: And then am was a soldier of the Soldier of Fortune.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait what no one so metal Older
Speaker 1: of the Year was like whoa. And then when she
Speaker 1: got pregnant, she she retired from being Soldier of the
Speaker 1: Year and then hung up her She hung it up
Speaker 1: and she was an amazing woman. She had energy and
Speaker 1: a spirit caring.
Speaker 4: It's like the soldiers a.
Speaker 3: Year of Wow.
Speaker 1: And then so how old is she? She's got to
Speaker 1: be well, it says it right here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we got it.
Speaker 1: She is twenty five. So when she was fifteen, she
Speaker 1: was fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: This poor her mom got breast cancer and it quickly meant.
Speaker 9: It testaticize, it moved to her bonead I spread it's
Speaker 9: hella hella old.
Speaker 1: All done, and it spread and it took six months
Speaker 1: and it was aggressive, and then two months later she
Speaker 1: passed away. And she's like, and this process for me
Speaker 1: is hard because I know that it ends in engagement,
Speaker 1: and it's hard to know that my mom will be
Speaker 1: there at the wedding. And then she said, you know,
Speaker 1: I said to my dad when I got on I
Speaker 1: asked what she would have thought about this process, and
Speaker 1: she saw butterflies, and she always saw butterflies when she
Speaker 1: sees her mom. The day she found out in New
Speaker 1: Orleans and he said, you're your mother's you're your mother's daughter.
Speaker 1: You're so brave, you exude your mom's energy. And then
Speaker 1: she said, I know she sees everything. And and then
Speaker 1: she says to Joey, I think she would like you,
Speaker 1: and he says, your mom would be so proud, and
Speaker 1: then they kissed and she says, I guess I am falling.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, stop, I guess I'm starting to fall
Speaker 1: for Joey. I loved this day.
Speaker 7: I just got I got, I got cheery, I was getting.
Speaker 7: I was emotional. Listen to her.
Speaker 2: She's also just so she's just so cool, yeah.
Speaker 7: But then also so transparent, like the way that she
Speaker 7: like talked about her Yeah, I was like locked in.
Speaker 7: Normally I kind of drew'll drift a little bit and
Speaker 7: taken notes, and no, I was locked in with me too.
Speaker 2: She's special.
Speaker 3: That's good trauma. It was, there's like good trauma where
Speaker 3: you're like and I like this trauma was like a weird,
Speaker 3: like my boyfriend cheated on me when I was twenty
Speaker 3: that doesn't matter. And then there's like basement dad trauma
Speaker 3: where you're like, that's just so weird.
Speaker 4: Yes trauma, I can get high.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I felt it felt like real trauma.
Speaker 1: And I felt like she I felt like.
Speaker 5: By the way you sound like my parents right there.
Speaker 1: I felt like she presented it in a way that
Speaker 1: felt like it was not with self pity.
Speaker 3: It was not.
Speaker 1: I felt there was grace and elegance. It was presenting
Speaker 1: the facts, but not in a cold way. It did
Speaker 1: not feel remotely manipulative to try to get something from him.
Speaker 1: It felt authentically. It felt great.
Speaker 4: She had so much grace when she shared this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it also felt like it was her almost letting
Speaker 7: him know, Hey, just so you know, hometowns, this is
Speaker 7: the situation, you know. And that's what it felt, and
Speaker 7: it's like she knows she's she can get to hometowns.
Speaker 1: And it also probably felt a little bit like maybe
Speaker 1: part of the reason I'm tripping not falling is like
Speaker 1: the whole like it's hard for me to wrap my
Speaker 1: head around like Mom's not like that's a big that's
Speaker 1: big stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, was she on.
Speaker 1: That bride day that the sisters went on and when
Speaker 1: they the was she I don't think so.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think she's great. I think she's the finalist, and
Speaker 1: either she breaks his heart at the end or.
Speaker 4: She went you know, I think she's the last person standing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, now that you're saying that she might leave, and
Speaker 7: now it's stuck in my head because I got fits
Speaker 7: the energy of like, you know what, I don't know
Speaker 7: if this is the best time for me, Like would
Speaker 7: have the capacity to do that, yes, and not get
Speaker 7: caught up?
Speaker 5: Do we think that someone leaves him at the altar?
Speaker 5: There's this level they made it so obvious, is it, like,
Speaker 5: are they're really just going to give the whole end?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 7: No one does leave, right because she keeps seeing that
Speaker 7: note that's saying, hey, I think we need to talk.
Speaker 1: Earlier, and that's a frankin but think about it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So we had the preview of Clay Tours season when
Speaker 1: when there was the echo teary chapel of Hell and
Speaker 1: Iceland with the rainstorm and the Hillary Clinton coat and
Speaker 1: I love this woman and the crying on the stairs.
Speaker 3: I told everyone here I love them.
Speaker 1: Now I have to say that was a pretty accurate preview.
Speaker 3: Also, that was fence Jump.
Speaker 1: The very and that was pretty accurate.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 1: I'm whatdn't he like? I mean, if he proposes to
Speaker 1: someone and they say no, that he can't propose to
Speaker 1: who the other person is because they will watch.
Speaker 3: This to go get so and so back.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that it's a mislead and that it's upset
Speaker 1: about daisies. Yeah, it's like he's breaking up with someone
Speaker 1: who he really loves and he's just so upset about
Speaker 1: it because he like does love.
Speaker 3: The two people break up with him.
Speaker 7: His biggest fear, and they keep like having that.
Speaker 3: He's going to break He breaks up with him first,
Speaker 3: and he's like, well I wasn't expecting that. And then
Speaker 3: the second one breaks up with him, Oh, that would
Speaker 3: be good TV.
Speaker 5: Sorry, it's the feet, hideous.
Speaker 2: Spread, the the hotel rooms and we're out.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, we are back and we're doing a group date
Speaker 1: and you know what they're they're like, Okay, I want
Speaker 1: to I'm hoping that I'm good about to go on
Speaker 1: a proper date with my husband, which is which is
Speaker 1: what's her name? Rachel is excited she got the next
Speaker 1: one on one date, she's excited to go with her husband.
Speaker 1: Leah is still upset by Maria, Joey and Leah. She says,
Speaker 1: team Lowie. I didn't love that.
Speaker 2: Love project.
Speaker 1: What was the group date?
Speaker 2: I can't even remember. It was the painting a painting and.
Speaker 3: Then explain this to me.
Speaker 2: I cannot Why does everyone take it all so serious?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: Why are there no jokes? We need a Blake Moyins
Speaker 2: like a big show me, like a glitteress.
Speaker 5: Like it was just like two rings together because we're
Speaker 5: gonna get married.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the only one.
Speaker 1: That was Maria like it was a bad time on
Speaker 1: the double date with Sydney. That was the only one
Speaker 1: that had a little sas. But everybody, yes, it's like,
Speaker 1: give me something funny. Blake Mooynes lost his boner in Paradise.
Speaker 1: He was black box dick and then it went away.
Speaker 2: They took it away from him, went away, He took his.
Speaker 1: Bone away.
Speaker 7: I wish Maria would have done I love that she
Speaker 7: made that was a little more fun than every other one,
Speaker 7: But I wish she would have done some like horror
Speaker 7: movie scene.
Speaker 4: Just fine, and then what's your face?
Speaker 3: She had the rings?
Speaker 4: Who won? Right?
Speaker 1: And yes, like that was like a shitty painting.
Speaker 3: People that this sucks.
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine every single time, like and here's your
Speaker 1: white speedo and your white tanky and you get to
Speaker 1: go like paint each other and make out and like
Speaker 1: roll around on paint. I just think about getting it
Speaker 1: out of my hair, all of it. That was the
Speaker 1: first thing I thought. And I was like, also, like,
Speaker 1: you know it looks when you wash your hair every
Speaker 1: day and you're like, what if I washed it's cold
Speaker 1: cold that day.
Speaker 2: And that you better have given me that bathing suit.
Speaker 2: That better not in mine, because.
Speaker 1: You're yeah, but like you're getting it out of your
Speaker 1: your it's like your nails, your hair.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, oh god, And.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what's expected. You know, you're not talking,
Speaker 1: you're not getting to know. You are literally just rolling
Speaker 1: around naked painting each other. That's the deal. We've seen
Speaker 1: it fifteen times. It's not brand new like the fire
Speaker 1: card or the dick wheel of sausage.
Speaker 6: It's thirty minutes of playing in paint that's cold, and
Speaker 6: then like four hours of like getting it out of creviterrific.
Speaker 1: Your ins skord of like teamsters that are like eating
Speaker 1: HOGIUF just like watching. They've seen so.
Speaker 6: Many breaks, like imagine playing in a bikini in paint
Speaker 6: wild men in breaks on breaks and just watching.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like a cold here, here's your shower,
Speaker 1: your cold hose. Yeah, here's your host when there's like
Speaker 1: the hose pa.
Speaker 6: The guys are like all the cigarettes here are so
Speaker 6: much better than at home.
Speaker 3: Teamsters leaning up against the band. We had to take
Speaker 3: you back to the hotel crew.
Speaker 1: They've seen so many people do. There's like their fifteenth
Speaker 1: bikini pinte.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would make me is so insecure,
Speaker 2: be like am I doing well? Because like nobody would
Speaker 2: be reacting.
Speaker 4: There's dead.
Speaker 1: There's so dead to it. There's nothing you could do
Speaker 1: that's like fun. Like it's terrible and it's just and
Speaker 1: it is what it is. And they go to the
Speaker 1: paint party and then.
Speaker 2: I love the Joey by the way painted himself, I
Speaker 2: mean with no face.
Speaker 1: He painted himself with no face.
Speaker 2: Have everything.
Speaker 3: He painted himself.
Speaker 4: What a weird thing to what I am not here.
Speaker 1: It felt like Verry Megan Meg three and it was
Speaker 1: just like it is a very like haunted doll, even
Speaker 1: like a haunted boy. I'm a big boy haunt a
Speaker 1: big boy dog, like a mannequin.
Speaker 4: I'm a mannequin.
Speaker 3: Think about that. I was just like, okay, Joe.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I was just like thinking when I would pay it,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, I just paint my dog and
Speaker 1: be like, I miss my dog. I love you like
Speaker 1: I love my dog. So what I love the most
Speaker 1: in the world of my dog. And maybe you'll be
Speaker 1: one tenth of them. Not ever, Apple, Oh, I will
Speaker 1: always come fifth to my dog number. So then they
Speaker 1: go to a party and Jen oh, Jen painted her
Speaker 1: corn on the cob.
Speaker 4: She painted her corn on the cob surfboard.
Speaker 1: So then she pulls out her glorified deathoscope. She's like, well,
Speaker 1: I went to my world. I dropped out of being
Speaker 1: She's a student. She dropped out of like being a student.
Speaker 1: And she's like and She's like, I want to pull
Speaker 1: you into my world. So then they kiss. Kelsey's like,
Speaker 1: Kelsey t comes in and goes, I think Spain looks
Speaker 1: good on me.
Speaker 2: Oh the confidence I lived. I don't like, Okay, what
Speaker 2: I'd be like, do you like me?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You like my outfit? It's fine, it's fine. I got
Speaker 4: it to revolve I have. I have a lot of
Speaker 4: credit card debt.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: I spent too much money on my looks.
Speaker 1: I spent I budgeted for two grand I spent eight
Speaker 1: even debt exactly.
Speaker 4: I made errors. I didn't even make it to week three.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Jess is spiraling yes, and she's like, I'm distressed
Speaker 1: and I'm nervous, so hot mess Jess. Maria interrupts Caitlin
Speaker 1: the scientist who's adorable, and who then goes back. She's like, well,
Speaker 1: she was nice about it, but she did interrupt me
Speaker 1: and Jess, who if you recall night one interrupted everybody
Speaker 1: into the kissy pooh, sorry pooh, sorry, not sorry pooh?
Speaker 1: Like you open the season as this woman, you can't.
Speaker 3: She saw him twice that first.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be that girl.
Speaker 2: I know she was living for it in the im.
Speaker 2: She was like, this is gonna be my season, in
Speaker 2: my moment.
Speaker 1: So then she comes to ship, but when it's not
Speaker 1: her and like she's lost her confidence as Maria, she
Speaker 1: goes it's giving disrespect on all sides. It's so disrespectful
Speaker 1: and like, you know, I we all agreed that she
Speaker 1: would we would all have her turn.
Speaker 4: She has her rose. She's in tears. Meanwhile, Maria is.
Speaker 1: Making out with Joey. Jess is trying to be fair.
Speaker 1: Maria is like, is it a problem that I spoke
Speaker 1: to Joey? Stay out of it, your fake ass apology.
Speaker 4: It just went on and on.
Speaker 7: It was so oh wait, no, no, because that was
Speaker 7: that was the cocktail part. Yes, so this was the
Speaker 7: group date at night. Maria got the rose Maria, and
Speaker 7: then the explosion was the yes, okay, yes, because it
Speaker 7: was like, oh wait a second, I'm like.
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: It was just it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: Yes, Is that everyone who has an issue with anything?
Speaker 5: All three?
Speaker 6: So it's Jess, Yeah, Leah, Sydney, nothing ever happened to them.
Speaker 6: It was all like the champions for someone else. Dare
Speaker 6: you take her day?
Speaker 3: And yes?
Speaker 6: How dare you say something about my old friends? Like
Speaker 6: the most agro people are the people that nothing happened
Speaker 6: to you? What is you've seen that?
Speaker 5: Usually it's one on one issue. You said that about me,
Speaker 5: I'm mad at you.
Speaker 1: Nothing has happened. Okay, we're going to take a great
Speaker 1: quick break and we're gonna come right back, and.
Speaker 5: It's for the money their grand followers.
Speaker 4: Here we are, We're back.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like this season is people that cannot hang.
Speaker 7: It's very like it's very much Sorority of the Rose,
Speaker 7: like they started sorority day one and if you're part
Speaker 7: of the sorority. Because when Lea was even saying, uh,
Speaker 7: the comment about the curling iron, yeah, I was like
Speaker 7: it felt very sorority, like, oh, are are the sister
Speaker 7: sorority that we pretend to like we can't stand you know,
Speaker 7: she always comes over, she uses our dice in air raps.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 1: It is very it is very theemserati mean girl like
Speaker 1: bully but like we finit it was like talking like.
Speaker 4: Her pants are the wrong.
Speaker 2: Cut, like yeah it was, yeah, she called me weird.
Speaker 2: It was all just things. Yeah, stay shut the fuck up.
Speaker 7: It's like these are not huge atrocities and you're throwing
Speaker 7: around verbal abuse.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, I wonder like what will happen if they
Speaker 1: don't do parise? What happens to our sweet Maria? Where
Speaker 1: does she go back to Canada?
Speaker 2: Where do people bachelorette?
Speaker 1: Oh, who has been your favorite bachelorette.
Speaker 7: I mean I have to say, well, first of all,
Speaker 7: Caitlin Bristow to number one that has probably has.
Speaker 1: The number one still not forever, and have.
Speaker 7: Loved clarentatious season. Okay, I thought it was so fun
Speaker 7: and interesting. I know, people were like, I was like
Speaker 7: the you know, the COVID.
Speaker 4: I love about it.
Speaker 7: Well, it shocked me because it was so surprising. And
Speaker 7: also I feel like Taysha was one of the best bachelorettes.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, she was great, guys.
Speaker 1: I hate to say, and I know people got defended
Speaker 1: her honor. She was such a smoke show. I don't know,
Speaker 1: people got mad that a guy called her a smoke show.
Speaker 1: I was like, the preview went Clara and she came
Speaker 1: out of the pool in that like Bond Bond girl bikini.
Speaker 4: Holy she is so.
Speaker 3: And then Blake Spuinner was just like, really, I like
Speaker 3: you said.
Speaker 1: You loved Claire up, dude, I mean, did Claire ever
Speaker 1: get married to?
Speaker 2: Claire Ever?
Speaker 3: Getting married civilian? Great?
Speaker 2: And she has a baby, she got it.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 4: Poor Claire.
Speaker 1: She was too pure for this world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, A little bit Claire Claire, right, I know, I
Speaker 3: feel like she was I just met my husband.
Speaker 4: I feel like she was.
Speaker 1: A little too she she was a little too Cinderella
Speaker 1: thing in her and her dad had like dementia.
Speaker 4: Like I feel like her.
Speaker 3: Mom died, her dad had died, and her mom had
Speaker 3: like she was her dad left her a CD.
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh, that's right, that she hadn't want
Speaker 1: she was a little I think she was actually like
Speaker 1: I feel like some of the other bachelors coming like
Speaker 1: maybe I guess she didn't care about the Instagram followers.
Speaker 1: She wanted the husband in a way that was like.
Speaker 7: Whoa, She's like, I'm out literally night three with my husband.
Speaker 1: Like Taco down, Taco down from Party City.
Speaker 6: Yes, people always talk about showing up for the right reasons. Yes,
Speaker 6: maybe I'm crazy here, but I actually feel like it's
Speaker 6: more insane if you show up for the right reason.
Speaker 6: There's a little bit of like, oh, we know what
Speaker 6: we're all here for. But to show up on a
Speaker 6: TV set for the right reasons, I'm always remember you.
Speaker 5: All, this is London, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're absolutely right. It feels weird and.
Speaker 6: We're all like it's like it's beautiful that you're like
Speaker 6: so pure of heart, but it's also like.
Speaker 5: A what.
Speaker 1: Perfect in between? I feel like the perfect in between
Speaker 1: was Charity.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and she was a great bachelor.
Speaker 1: She was a great she was the perfect Actually, I
Speaker 1: felt like she was looking for her husband and is
Speaker 1: savvy enough to that she'll probably sell a few boxes
Speaker 1: of whatever makes some bank along the way.
Speaker 3: And from the hottest children's therapist. Oh exactly, That's how
Speaker 3: I was, just like, this is the hottest social worker. Well,
Speaker 3: she's gonna be bachelor right now?
Speaker 2: Is dancing on tour?
Speaker 4: Did she win?
Speaker 2: She didn't win, but she got really far and now
Speaker 2: she's on tour.
Speaker 1: And are they living in Brooklyn?
Speaker 4: Where are they?
Speaker 7: I think they moved to New York. I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 7: and they seem like they're doing amazing.
Speaker 1: I feel like the couples that moved to New York
Speaker 1: do well. I'm still I'm obsessed with Matt James and
Speaker 1: his lady.
Speaker 2: Yes, they're so cute.
Speaker 4: They're so cute.
Speaker 1: The videos of Rachel her eating, just chowing down these
Speaker 1: giant like lockty rolls with butter and ice cream, and
Speaker 1: like they're the hottest people. They're so hot and they're
Speaker 1: like and they know what we want. They it's like
Speaker 1: a they want to we want to watch these hot
Speaker 1: people just eating cat.
Speaker 2: Like I just wanted to YouTube and just watching sexy
Speaker 2: people eat It's.
Speaker 1: What is that is that? It's just like what like
Speaker 1: they figured it out. They seem like they have a
Speaker 1: good time together. He's grown out of his beard. He's like,
Speaker 1: fuck you, batchelor, you bone me. Like we're hot and fun, like,
Speaker 1: you know what, we figured it out. I wonder when
Speaker 1: they'll get married.
Speaker 2: I hope they don't. I hope they like reject the system.
Speaker 2: We're not going to do that.
Speaker 4: We're not doing that.
Speaker 2: Just partners for forever.
Speaker 1: I loved Dean Kaylen, Yeah, I loved Dean and Calen
Speaker 1: Van life just fucking sexy. She's like she was like
Speaker 1: the you know, the pageant girl, and she fell for Dean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she fell for Van Boy.
Speaker 1: She fell for Van Boy.
Speaker 3: I mean he was hot. It had you.
Speaker 2: I haven't met Dean.
Speaker 4: Okay, we've met Dean ho.
Speaker 2: He lives up to Bong.
Speaker 1: We've met a lot of them.
Speaker 5: Everyone everyone's looking down like he.
Speaker 1: Had to make eye contact eyes. It was hard to
Speaker 1: make eye contact.
Speaker 3: He was so I had to walk him from one
Speaker 3: side of outside Lands to our tent, which was on
Speaker 3: the other side, and it took forty five minutes because
Speaker 3: every girl was like jumping on, we'll never get back.
Speaker 1: So at the time, Outside Lands used to do a
Speaker 1: comedy tent and we were the earliest programmed show of
Speaker 1: the eleven or new show, like up against like some
Speaker 1: real band.
Speaker 5: You know, it's like arguably one of the best festivals,
Speaker 5: by the way, the best.
Speaker 1: But we were like I did other shows that we're
Speaker 1: having a hard time filling the comedy tent competing against
Speaker 1: like you know, so long or whatever.
Speaker 5: Like so like, and it was.
Speaker 4: Far away, like you have to really be.
Speaker 3: Like it's like outside of Golden Gate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and and it's like literally like it's like
Speaker 1: somebody who's like just burned out from dancing and doing
Speaker 1: Molly and they need a breather. And so we were like, no,
Speaker 1: we were nervous because the shows I had done had
Speaker 1: been not crowded at all and it was fucking passed.
Speaker 3: Off the strength. Indeed, a bunch of guys too.
Speaker 1: We had Alex and Kenny, we had ben Z, we
Speaker 1: had been the Russian Kenny, Kenny Wells, we.
Speaker 3: Had Wells, right, But that was an era.
Speaker 1: That was an era, but I think a lot of
Speaker 1: Rachel was. It was like, who have you guys met?
Speaker 7: I mean, we've been a handful of people going to
Speaker 7: some of the Christmas parties that Stephan love grow through.
Speaker 7: So we met Aaron. He exceeded everything, all my.
Speaker 4: Everything. He's tall, He's super tall.
Speaker 7: He's tall, he's gorgeous, and he is the same energy.
Speaker 2: He's just like, hey, bro, what's going on. Man, Let's
Speaker 2: party and rage and have a great time. Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Yes, what is what you get?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: A thousand act?
Speaker 5: He was.
Speaker 7: He was probably the most I was the most start an.
Speaker 1: They're all gorgeous. The men and the women are all
Speaker 1: their human.
Speaker 7: When you walk into a room like a party with them,
Speaker 7: you like and I've looked at each other, We're like,
Speaker 7: I'm a mon, I'm an.
Speaker 3: They treated anally like stage five person. I was like,
Speaker 3: like hourious.
Speaker 1: She was honestly so hot everyone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and also the guys are like seven six. I'm like,
Speaker 6: I'm not tall, but I'm like six one and I'm
Speaker 6: just like, but you're like five five.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's very yeah, it is. It's just like.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna come back. We're gonna do our
Speaker 1: tweet of the weeks, and we're gonna have use guests
Speaker 1: and who you think is going to be runner up,
Speaker 1: winner and the next Bachelorette.
Speaker 4: The eagle is landed and we're back.
Speaker 1: So here we are, We're going into We're going into
Speaker 1: a rose ceremony. Jess screams, you need to grow up.
Speaker 1: You need to grow the fuck up, bitch, and then.
Speaker 3: She goes screaming right now about what.
Speaker 1: I'm so over the ship with Maria. I cannot literally
Speaker 1: handle it anymore.
Speaker 3: And our number one goes in after her. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: run after her, lea you and then he cut our queen.
Speaker 1: He cut funky co Medina in the Autumn, and then
Speaker 1: he goes, pack your bags, We're going to montre l.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 4: Stop, you're in You're staying in Europe, Like.
Speaker 1: Why would you go from Calabasas to Malta to Spain
Speaker 1: to montre Ell Montreal? Dude, Montreal, montrealnal.
Speaker 2: Well, it's an old town vibe.
Speaker 5: They did make out, still was a little older if
Speaker 5: he he made.
Speaker 4: Out with Autumn quite a bit.
Speaker 1: I was surprised when he cut Autumnda lasted longer than
Speaker 1: I thought she would.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I feel like definitely Medina. They probably felt
Speaker 7: production needed to keep her around for the drama that
Speaker 7: was going on. I really enjoyed Medina. Yes, I feel
Speaker 7: like they didn't really have too much of a too
Speaker 7: many conversations. I want to show her getting closer and
Speaker 7: closer to death because she's so old.
Speaker 4: So old, thirty one, that's discusted.
Speaker 3: The idea that I'm like older than Medina. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Your discussed course disgusting. These women looking for love at
Speaker 1: thirty one, that's disgusting. And autumn autumn, you know, she
Speaker 1: seemed nice.
Speaker 3: Lovely shell. If she goes to Paradise in two years,
Speaker 3: three years or whatever, it comes back, I think she'll
Speaker 3: do well for herself or she'll be like the top
Speaker 3: like Anchor and Sandy.
Speaker 1: She feels like her bloodh gosh, her blush line is giving.
Speaker 4: Anchor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Attom is one of those Like she comes back
Speaker 5: and then like guys like, who's that?
Speaker 3: How they do that?
Speaker 5: Like every guy's like, what what season were that? That's
Speaker 5: for you? Even they have to explain.
Speaker 6: They're like season seventeen, third episode, I went home, and
Speaker 6: they're like, oh cool, cool.
Speaker 2: This sausage wheels. Yeah, it is, it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's actually a good thing, Like you can check
Speaker 3: out my sausage clip is important.
Speaker 1: It feels like I'm now having the hottest Instagram feed
Speaker 1: between now and Paradise because it feels like everybody pre
Speaker 1: checks each other out and you.
Speaker 3: Want to get those fire boats prop me to get
Speaker 3: as hot.
Speaker 1: Particularly you get caught early, you best be getting the
Speaker 1: hottest Instagram feed ever. Yeah, okay, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: to you. Who wants to go first?
Speaker 4: Evan or Jess? I'll go fukay?
Speaker 1: Okay, who do you think is going to be the
Speaker 1: runner up? Or do you want to go top three?
Speaker 3: You can?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to say this.
Speaker 7: I'm going to say that I think that the I'll
Speaker 7: say top four because I think it's gonna be Kelsey A, Rachel,
Speaker 7: Kelsey T and Daisy.
Speaker 4: Okay, and who do you think you're gonna be the
Speaker 4: top two?
Speaker 2: I think Kelsey A. And now you guys have me convinced.
Speaker 2: I think Kelsey is gonna.
Speaker 1: Leave as number one as the top pick. He's gonna
Speaker 1: want to propose to her, but she's gonna leave.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think so.
Speaker 7: And I don't know who the I feel like Daisy
Speaker 7: is giving me bachelorette Yes, and I could see Rachel
Speaker 7: being the runner up and Kelsey T being his final choice.
Speaker 2: There's something about Kelsey T. I've been saying from day
Speaker 2: when she's my sleeper.
Speaker 1: He gives her one of the first roads, saying she's
Speaker 1: gonna win. I can but if she but if Kelsey
Speaker 1: A leaves at that, you can't have. It's gotta just
Speaker 1: be two.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know it's great though. If the top
Speaker 4: two are Kelsey it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: True, you can just say the wrong name. I think
Speaker 2: Kelsey I think.
Speaker 7: I think Kelsey A is gonna leave before I think
Speaker 7: she leaves, like after hometowns. Hometowns are hard, there's memories.
Speaker 1: So you think the top two are days and Kelsey.
Speaker 2: Gonna say Rachel and Kelsey T.
Speaker 1: And the winner is Kelsey T. I literally like, Okay,
Speaker 1: doctor Banana, I'm gonna let you go next.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm gonna say gosh, I'm gonna say LEXI
Speaker 3: might win.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then who's gonna be number two?
Speaker 3: Number two? I'll say Kelsey A.
Speaker 1: And what's the twist?
Speaker 3: They both dump him?
Speaker 1: And what and who's the bachelorette?
Speaker 3: I would say Daisy, Okay, she's a good bachelorette.
Speaker 4: Pick to go next, Katie or Evan Okay, I agree.
Speaker 6: I think Lexi takes it okay. It's like it's been
Speaker 6: nothing but like aces the whole time. I feel like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's like she's handled everything perfectly. He seems to be mad.
Speaker 6: It's almost like they're kind of just like, yeah, we
Speaker 6: can put her away for now because she'll be there
Speaker 6: at the end.
Speaker 5: That's the energy I'm getting from that.
Speaker 1: I think's runner up okay, and that's why he's crying.
Speaker 6: Uh yes, And I think the next Bachelorette is either Rachel.
Speaker 5: Or Kelsey A cat you.
Speaker 4: Wild could go anyways okay, kt.
Speaker 3: Kt.
Speaker 4: I've been on that. I thought Daisy was gonna win,
Speaker 4: but I don't know. I really kind of see Kelsey
Speaker 4: a now, like they just everything seemed effortless about the Okay,
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna say Kelsey's gonna win. Is she gonna leave?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I think he's gonna be crying because he broke up
Speaker 4: with Daisy. I think you're right, Like whoever he breaks
Speaker 4: up with, I think he likes them so much that
Speaker 4: he's gonna be crying about great. I also think Rachel
Speaker 4: will make it to the top three. Rachel is more
Speaker 4: than more, more than more than Kelsey T.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because Rachel also seems more secure and you
Speaker 1: were not secure and you have to be secured about you.
Speaker 1: You don't think Maria is making a top three times
Speaker 1: fantasy sweet oh.
Speaker 4: God, is gonna go home sooner than that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like she get eliminade. I think the
Speaker 1: dramas she's gonna get to him and she get alf
Speaker 1: a limit. It's gonna it's gonna it's gonna poison the relationship, like.
Speaker 6: Jess said, because we have Lea, we've had, We've had
Speaker 6: Jess is the third person to talk ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna poisons.
Speaker 7: What if we have Maria and Kelsey A or someone
Speaker 7: else to people self eliminate And that's why he's like
Speaker 7: also trippid, because we keep what's happening, just like.
Speaker 1: When Rachel Rachel already kept for Rachel. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say number three, I'm gonna say I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say the winner.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that.
Speaker 1: I will say the winner is Kelsey A. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, Daisy is the teery one and she's bachelorette,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna say runner number three is Rachel.
Speaker 4: I think, I think, and I think Rachel will be
Speaker 4: the bachelorette.
Speaker 1: I think that Daisy will be the bachelorette, and I
Speaker 1: think she'll be a great bachelorette.
Speaker 7: I think we're I feel like all of us are
Speaker 7: feeling Daisy as bachelorette. Yes, I'm gonna side note this.
Speaker 7: I think the big upset, yes, is that the runner
Speaker 7: up doesn't show up.
Speaker 1: They eliminate at that point because there's because there's still
Speaker 1: there's still there's still a rose.
Speaker 7: On the table, so there's like, oh, did she leave
Speaker 7: and he didn't give it to her? Or did the
Speaker 7: runner up, which I think is gonna be Rachel. I'm
Speaker 7: feeling Rachel. Maybe she's like h no, I think I
Speaker 7: don't know.
Speaker 2: And they just don't show up and that's devastating to him.
Speaker 2: And then he's like, shit, is my is the person
Speaker 2: who I was gonna choose not going to show up
Speaker 2: to And it's like.
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Speaker 1: come back part.
Speaker 4: They're really great.
Speaker 1: They're really We got to get them to go to
Speaker 1: Brodiego with them because they're from like down by Long Beach.
Speaker 1: Just's get out to bro Diego. Just hop in the van,
Speaker 1: or let's let's go back and well we'll try to
Speaker 1: lure him in.
Speaker 3: Are you guys.
Speaker 4: Ready, you've heard all about sleep Crowd.
Speaker 2: We are ready.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna read seven tweets and
Speaker 1: we're gonna arrow down to two and we're gonna pick
Speaker 1: a winner. Okay, the first two have visual aids. This
Speaker 1: is from the Watcher at Tully Tubo. The producers intentionally
Speaker 1: skipping over Layer for every one on one date in
Speaker 1: order to pay her back for ruining their twist in
Speaker 1: episode one, and they show three producers just laughing maniacally,
Speaker 1: laughing maniacally.
Speaker 3: Here you go, Katie, and I do like them torturing
Speaker 3: her because like you fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, they'll never get you.
Speaker 2: Don't want a card in the fire when we give
Speaker 2: they're like we brought you to after the final Rows
Speaker 2: that you meet. Joey gave you the car.
Speaker 5: You want to play God?
Speaker 2: I am fucking God.
Speaker 5: I am God.
Speaker 3: Like want tears, will give you DearS.
Speaker 1: This one is from Jeane at Aunt Gail's in Sydney
Speaker 1: and Leah's defense. Maria does dress like a villain and
Speaker 1: a rom com.
Speaker 3: It is true, very true.
Speaker 2: She does in the best way.
Speaker 4: Also, if you guys.
Speaker 1: Want to participate, you just tweet to us by midnight
Speaker 1: on the night airs at Arta Marine m yri n
Speaker 1: or Anna josey h O s s n I h
Speaker 1: hashtag wy t r if you're on threads at selling
Speaker 1: hoseya okay.
Speaker 4: Number three ry guy at riled.
Speaker 1: His convo with Kelsea during their date, telling her he
Speaker 1: felt he could ease into her. Is he implying overnights?
Speaker 3: I think yes?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Number four Melissa and Melissa Raven eighty five. You'd think
Speaker 1: it was Easter already with how many times Leah said
Speaker 1: the word peep.
Speaker 4: Okay, cute. Here we go, Alex at.
Speaker 1: Jeweltone Champ Jess, you guys rubbed your ascids together on
Speaker 1: a giant canvas. Of course you're getting a rose calm
Speaker 1: down and then the final one bf at. What a
Speaker 1: fun sexy time despite the early onset drama. I'm glad
Speaker 1: all the proverbial olds decided to stay together.
Speaker 3: This all right? Top two?
Speaker 4: What do you guys like for your top two?
Speaker 3: The one you like?
Speaker 4: The photo?
Speaker 3: You like?
Speaker 2: The old say, as an old.
Speaker 1: I appreciate okay, all right, so old are the photo
Speaker 1: and the olds?
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: The watcher at Tully Tubo and the helicopters Joey coming
Speaker 1: to take me on a day.
Speaker 2: Because that was fun. You're jokes You're a jokester.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: The producer is intentionally skipping over Layer for every one
Speaker 1: on One Date in order to pay her back for
Speaker 1: ruining their twist in episode one laughter I'm fucking God bitch,
Speaker 1: and then the last one would be bf at, What
Speaker 1: a fun sexy time. Despite the early onset drama, I'm
Speaker 1: glad all the proverbial olds decided to stick together this week.
Speaker 1: Proverbial olds or I'm God bitch?
Speaker 2: I mean, oh yes, I gotta go with the I'm
Speaker 2: God bitch.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm bitch, You're old?
Speaker 5: Is it up to me?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: We all vote?
Speaker 5: We all vote. I'm gonna go old.
Speaker 1: I like the I liked it, Okay, okay olds, rum
Speaker 1: god bitch.
Speaker 3: I do like proverb Wait, how do you say proverbial old?
Speaker 4: Proverbial? Okay, older? Okay, so proverbial older. We have a
Speaker 4: brand new winner.
Speaker 1: I don't think they've won yet. B F what a
Speaker 1: fun sexy time you won yourself a sleep crowd Rose
Speaker 1: podcast at gmail dot com. Despite the early onset drama,
Speaker 1: I'm glad all the proverbial olds decided to stick together
Speaker 1: this week. Can I just say, Jess and Evan.
Speaker 2: What a pleasure to have you on the goodness, what
Speaker 2: an honor?
Speaker 1: Come back, welcome to the club.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna get rid of us.
Speaker 3: Every week? Okay?
Speaker 4: And what would you like to promote?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess our podcast.
Speaker 5: It's just it's Valentine's Love Love.
Speaker 4: We're gonna be on your podcast.
Speaker 7: You can find it everywhere you can find podcasts, also
Speaker 7: on YouTube is well, it's your mom and dad, Mom
Speaker 7: and dad. Yeah, and we're going to be diving into
Speaker 7: some Love is Blind recaps as well here too.
Speaker 1: So now you guys always you guys used to host
Speaker 1: with Becca from Ari season Chatty Broad's and how did
Speaker 1: you guys meet?
Speaker 2: That was actually kind of wild.
Speaker 7: It was so Becca had mutual friends with some of
Speaker 7: Evan's mutual friends and sometimes we'd hang out. And I
Speaker 7: met her right before she started, right before her season aired, okay,
Speaker 7: And so I was watching after just meeting her, and
Speaker 7: then I found out she let me know when she
Speaker 7: found out that she was pregnant, chatting because I have
Speaker 7: a kiddo.
Speaker 2: And then they were like, should we just start a
Speaker 2: podcast so fun. We just then that's how we like
Speaker 2: actually got to know each other's podcast.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 4: That's so fun.
Speaker 1: And you guys are such a delightful couple and such
Speaker 1: a fun and I hope your daughter does well in.
Speaker 2: Her show, thank you so much. As she has her rehearsal.
Speaker 4: That's so excited. Don't forget.
Speaker 1: So the link to the tickets is on my Instagram
Speaker 1: link tree. Is it on our website? No, you guess, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's been. You can for sure get it in my
Speaker 1: Instagram link tree and we'll put it up on Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just put on you and we can put it
Speaker 1: up on our rosepodcast dot vodcast. We'll put it up
Speaker 1: today under live shows, but it's on my thing. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be at Mike Drop Comedy and San Diego on Saturday,
Speaker 1: April sixth at two pm. We're doing a daytime, so
Speaker 1: you can come in and go ahead and get gold.
Speaker 3: Gold golds are here.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we just figured that the bros wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to give us a nine o'clock Saturday night.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 4: They're gonna be partying.
Speaker 2: Well, they're gonna love to day drink brun up.
Speaker 3: Day drinking and.
Speaker 1: Now I believe we're gonna crack s. We have Katie
Speaker 1: Thurston coming next week. I believe we're gonna get I
Speaker 1: already have Aaron nibbled. I believe we can crack Aaron
Speaker 1: and James and then we're gonna go.
Speaker 3: Well, they listen to this because they want to hear
Speaker 3: what the podcast like. Come on, we're so fun. One
Speaker 3: time I dressed up like you for a live show
Speaker 3: every week to you, if you that would be so.
Speaker 3: I bought a muscle suit and worn on stage for you.
Speaker 2: That's such a great venue.
Speaker 3: I love Mike.
Speaker 5: It was good.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a really funk Okay.
Speaker 1: Will it be bright during the day or is it
Speaker 1: like a blackout situation?
Speaker 2: It's dark and marriage.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I went like the Sun.
Speaker 6: I was like, I don't think we're like in Iceland,
Speaker 6: and I think the sun will be out air? How
Speaker 6: is it that time?
Speaker 1: I want to feel like a nighttime show so that
Speaker 1: people can come have a show and then go out. Yes,
Speaker 1: I want to make it easy for our listeners.
Speaker 3: And I feel like, bro, you know you do it
Speaker 3: like you're in a dark room for so long and
Speaker 3: you leave like a movie theater.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's still light.
Speaker 1: Bro Diego Brodiego. I cannot san Diegro san Diegro. I
Speaker 1: feel like it should be called Brodiego, right.
Speaker 3: Brodie I mean you could call it both the San
Speaker 3: Diego bro Diego Show.
Speaker 1: The San Diego Brodiego Show. And we also have our patriots.
Speaker 1: We're finishing up winter house fits.
Speaker 4: The Southern charm or going somewhere else is starting. I cannot.
Speaker 3: This is the season, baby Carl and lindsay, breakup.
Speaker 1: We got it like cheese sandwich on butter.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get so many cold open Oh god, yeah
Speaker 3: we are.
Speaker 4: There's so many cold opens. Look at you.
Speaker 1: I have my activated as open. I have my activated
Speaker 1: ass hat Kati money, what.
Speaker 4: Would you like to promote? As always, please go to
Speaker 4: your local shelter and adopt or foster an animal. Look
Speaker 4: at that start.
Speaker 1: You see you can have a dog like Scout spooning
Speaker 1: the pillow.
Speaker 2: Scout is just the most precious baby.
Speaker 4: Spooning the pillow. You can get a Mittens or me.
Speaker 3: Yeah you really.
Speaker 1: There are so many dogs right now, like especially North
Speaker 1: Central Shelter in La, there are like two dogs per kennel.
Speaker 4: Yes, they are overflowing the dogs. You know, if you
Speaker 4: want to dip your tone at foster a doct you
Speaker 4: can always adopt that dog.
Speaker 1: If not, you're you're helping save a life, You're helping
Speaker 1: a dog decompressed from being at the loud shelter.
Speaker 4: Please consider it.
Speaker 1: And also if you adopt a dog in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: and you're having trouble, if you're having behavior issues, my
Speaker 1: friend Lisa is a dog trainer. She's the best, and
Speaker 1: she's very she's the best, and so you could email
Speaker 1: us at Rose Podcasts at gmail dot com and will
Speaker 1: get you in touch with Lisa, who's been on the podcast.
Speaker 1: But she's an incredible doctor.
Speaker 3: On Storage Wars. She was on Storage Wars the Stars
Speaker 3: one of the bers at Storage Storage Wars. Guys, Okay,
Speaker 3: you know you can get your dog training, then she
Speaker 3: might have some weird stuff from some storage.
Speaker 5: Can I see your hall, Chess and Evan.
Speaker 4: What a welcome to the cru Stars.
Speaker 1: If you want to come to Brodiago and to play with.
Speaker 2: The bron.
Speaker 4: Please come to bro Diego. You're welcome to come.
Speaker 2: You don't have to ask us.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know who we get. If you want
Speaker 1: to come play with some Dan play, that would be
Speaker 1: so fun. We could play We could play games with
Speaker 1: Aaron and James.
Speaker 2: Oh you're ready for this, okay?
Speaker 3: I they can just toss you back and for.
Speaker 4: That until next time.
Speaker 2: My name is Arne.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're gonna get all up and you tonight.
Speaker 3: It feels so good.
Speaker 5: I just got one little questions where you accept this roll?
Speaker 5: Would you reaccept this roll? Listen to your word? Who
Speaker 5: your accept this rolls into your world?
Speaker 4: Will you accept this? Roses a production of iHeart Radio.
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