1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: This is a headgun Podcast. Celebrity USA OUSA OUSA Women's 2 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: Soccer Let's go do this. Sid You've got my back, Okay, Jen, 3 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: you got my front. Leslie you've got my side. Shannon, 4 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: You've got my other side. We're gonna fucking do this. 5 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: We're not gonna lose to those German bitches. I trust 6 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: you guys so much with my life. US Women's Soccer Team, 7 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: US Women's National Soccer Team. You guys are my family. 8 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: I fucking love you, and I don't know what the 9 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: fuck I'm saying. I just fucking talk when I get nervous, 10 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 1: but I'm nervous because I fucking love you. I fucking 11 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: love you, guys. Let's do this. Let's get this World cup. 12 00:00:55,960 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: Who's that knocking at the door. It's all your friends, 13 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,680 Speaker 1: your filthy horror. Your husband's gone, and we've got books 14 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: and a bottle of wine to kill. It's books. It's gossip. 15 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 1: I'm shook. It's memoirs. Teeny Book Club. Come read it 16 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 1: while it's hot. Celebrity Book Club, Tell your secrets. We 17 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: won't talk celebrity books. No boys are alloud. Celebrity book 18 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: say it loud and cloud celebrity book club buzz man, 19 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 1: I brought the queer foe. Hey that's friend. Oh things 20 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 1: got awkward? Is there a lagy? Sorry? Wait but you 21 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: were talking slow. I was getting your thing got clipped? 22 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: All right, let's just move through this, yeah, okay, Yeah, 23 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: And if there is la, we're gonna deal with it 24 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: like professionals and just you know, prevent it's not happening, 25 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: admit it, okay, or or no fucking ad minute, We're 26 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: actually gonna admit it and we're gonna be honest. Okay, Okay, Hey, 27 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: best friend, it's so good to see you. And here's you. 28 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: So good to see you, and also hear you in headphones. Hell, yes, 29 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 1: Nike's video cameras. We are all TechEd up and ready 30 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:25,359 Speaker 1: to go. It is our very first remote episode of 31 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 1: all time, and I just want our listeners to know 32 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: maybe it's gonna be a bumpy ride, but you're gonna 33 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: get through it. Yeah, because we're getting through it too, 34 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: and just get along with the ride with us. Like 35 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 1: the US women's soccer team winning the twenty thirteen World 36 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: Cup against Japan or twenty fifteen, right, and just how 37 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: the women's soccer team once played on the asphalt and 38 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: that's not right astro AstroTurf for women, not asphalt. Okay, asphalt. 39 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: That would be like concrete or that would be like 40 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: a second, it would be pretty paid broad. Yeah, I'll 41 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: say the reason why we are doing this remote is 42 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 1: because I am getting my taws chopped off tomorrow. Hell yeah, 43 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 1: hell yeah bye bitches. So we had to do the 44 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: most lesbian book of all time in honor of the 45 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: gals going top surgery. We read a book by someone 46 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: who I definitely assume as a top Yeah. Absolutely um 47 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: US national women's soccer team champion, World Cup champion, Olympic 48 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 1: gold medalist, lesbian spokeswoman, Hillary Clinton spokeswoman, current wife of 49 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: faith based best selling author Glennon Doyle. We Um jailed 50 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: Nike correspondent. We are talking about none other than Abby 51 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: Womb and her book Forward Forward. I'm assuming yeah, she 52 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: named it forward because right, it's a that's her position, 53 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: that's her soccer position on the field. Did you play soccer? 54 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: I played soccer for about one season. I hate it 55 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: because you know, I hate running. Yeah, I will say 56 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: soccer is like ninety nine percent running. It's insane, back 57 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: and forth. Gettee Um as you know, it's done a 58 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: lot of timing Europe and you end up watching a 59 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: lot of soccer games. And wait, did you just say 60 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: you spend a lot of time in yeah, Europe. No, 61 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: And if that's so freaking cool, Steven, I never knew 62 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,720 Speaker 1: that about you. It actually is really cool and it actually, 63 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: I'm contrary to popular belief, it is a personality. But yeah, 64 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: you soon in running around You're just like girl, You're 65 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: running for an hour and a half. It's insane. This 66 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 1: is so weird of me as a child, I on 67 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 1: skip soccer practice but went to the same park where 68 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: my soccer team practiced and played basketball of my babysitter. 69 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: That's so fucking badass. Yeah. And they were like, what 70 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 1: the fuck, Lily, And I was like, sorry, fucking soccer socks, 71 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: be ball rules, man, nothing but that. And you were 72 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: in your big daffy duck short tas t rebox the nineties. 73 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: We all you were like, yeah, that your babysitters and 74 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 1: made sports with you losers loser. Did you play into 75 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: mural randomly? I wanted to say I played like eight 76 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 1: years of soccer or something. It was like, because you know, 77 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: they're I mean, yeah, kids, are forced to play soccer 78 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:46,040 Speaker 1: and America, but especially in the Northeast, that's what's so 79 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: random America. It's like, yeah, you're like you're forced to 80 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 1: play it. Everyone's forced to play it as a kid. 81 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 1: And then like it's but we don't have any well, 82 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: and we'll have the conversation about women's soccer later. But 83 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 1: like in general America, it's as a spectator sport. No 84 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: one cares about soccer, and it's just like, and yet 85 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,279 Speaker 1: we opite it, so shouldn't we care? But I guess 86 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: it's like it's almost beaten out of us because it's 87 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: so random, and you're it's like that sucks, like a 88 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,720 Speaker 1: very fucking Saturday or whatever. I a memory that I have, 89 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 1: will play it later. Can I just say that? On 90 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 1: the cover of this book, someone describes it as like 91 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,359 Speaker 1: the best sports memoir since Open, which was our first episode, 92 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,599 Speaker 1: and I want to say, it's so not as good 93 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 1: as Open, Like really nothing like this. A book reminds 94 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 1: me of all the children's sports biographies I've got from 95 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: the library as kid, where I'm like I'm gonna get 96 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,920 Speaker 1: in my task t. I'm like, well, I'm gonna get 97 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 1: out Ken Griffey juniors, like sports biography and it was 98 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 1: like so glossy in five pages. No, it's really giving 99 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 1: that um Time magazine for kids that we had to 100 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: read in fourth grade where it was like learn about 101 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 1: current events, and it's just like six page little magazine 102 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 1: and every articles three sentences. Um, I mean, prop Sabby, 103 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: she wrote a book. You know, I certainly haven't but 104 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,480 Speaker 1: asolutely no, I haven't written one hundred and sixty five 105 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 1: pages or whatever this book is sum considering, however, I am. 106 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,680 Speaker 1: I'm really glad that this was I would say, maybe 107 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 1: the easiest book that wed so yeah we have. It 108 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:21,800 Speaker 1: was also the most fucking lesbian book ever. Um, I 109 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 1: was just okay. I wrote just even the names like 110 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 1: when we when she's like listing no like the other 111 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: just like teammates, women on her soccer team, just like 112 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 1: Sid Kate, Era, Heather, Leslie, Shannon, also Shannon Box with 113 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 1: two xes. I'm just like that's a name that's also 114 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: such an Australian and TM name, So Shannon Books. Shannon 115 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:50,880 Speaker 1: bolked the reviews um after Ellen dot Com required reading. 116 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: This is also the most this book is so she 117 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 1: her like to me, like the whole book is heard 118 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:06,160 Speaker 1: just being like I actually am a woman now. Yeah, 119 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: it's like and on the cover, like you can tell 120 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 1: that she's in like the most footch like light eyeliner. 121 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: That's like, why babe, Well it's photos shoot fudge, you 122 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 1: know where you do. I'll you a little bit joo, 123 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: a little bit of concealer, right, the type of that's like, well, 124 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 1: of course I'm gonna put on a little bit of 125 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 1: eyeliner in a photos. I'm going to a formal event. 126 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: When I when I met President Barack Obama, which was 127 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: absolutely the highlight of my career. Yes, I put on 128 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: a tiny bit of eyeliner, and she's like it was 129 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: a crazy moment, the first block president meeting a butcher lesbian. 130 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:52,319 Speaker 1: It was absolutely wild when you got that. Do you 131 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,599 Speaker 1: think Barack was like, wow, I'm giving a medal to 132 00:08:55,679 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: a butch? Yeah? I don't. I really can't imagine that 133 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 1: he was that phased. No. I think he was just like, yeah, 134 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,959 Speaker 1: it's like good. I mean he works in politics and 135 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,839 Speaker 1: where he works like lesbians all the time, right. I 136 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: think it was more minds always having a meeting with 137 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 1: like seventeen nonprofit heads who are all named leslie Um 138 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,679 Speaker 1: for some reason, you've been living under a big lesbian tesla. Um. 139 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: I don't know who Wombach is. Well we I mean 140 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,360 Speaker 1: she's but I was just saying she's also famous for 141 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 1: the kiss. Oh yeah, so she kissed her wife, then wife, 142 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 1: then wife Sarah after winning the World Cup. And it's 143 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,760 Speaker 1: like such a spider Man upside down kiss right where 144 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: it's it's a real reach. The wife reaches down through 145 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 1: the stands. I guess it's not it's not upside down, 146 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:54,079 Speaker 1: but it's just more that she's bending down from the 147 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: stands a lot. Yeah, she's bending down a lot Oka 148 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 1: bend Okay, And I just I'm doing something super this 149 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 1: book because this book is also like kind of an 150 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 1: addiction memoir. Um. Yeah, fracking one of my last zero 151 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 1: point zero alcohol percentage, athletic brewing, upside down golden nail, 152 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:23,199 Speaker 1: no alcohol fear in mystery. Hell yes, um. And I 153 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 1: guess i'll sip it away from the night because so 154 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 1: many of you complained about our mouth so out. Oh yeah. Actually, 155 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,360 Speaker 1: and while you're sipping, let me just say this, screw 156 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:36,119 Speaker 1: all of you club kids, angry, ungrateful little bitches commenting 157 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 1: all over social media that you're upset by our mouth sounds. 158 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, we eat. We did a cookbook episode, 159 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 1: we exploded the concept of genre, and yes, you heard 160 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: us eat, because that's what it's like to hang out 161 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: with us. You hear us eat? Yeah, I guess you 162 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,959 Speaker 1: won't be going to our after party at Wallburgers in 163 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: a few months. Yeah. No, everyone who commented you're you're 164 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:04,040 Speaker 1: blacklisted from Walt Burgers. Okay. So to start off, housekeeping 165 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 1: is okay, any other housekeeping. The lamp in my new 166 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,920 Speaker 1: home setup is being like super horror movie. Yeah, it's been. 167 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 1: Spirit is present. Spirit is absolutely present. The fans coming through, Yeah, 168 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,839 Speaker 1: just being like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. So 169 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,000 Speaker 1: Abby is from upstate New York, which is just a 170 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: lesbian place. Literally, I think we're just gonna say that 171 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,160 Speaker 1: every deal to them this much just feel like still 172 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:40,120 Speaker 1: lesbian from Rochester. It's just so serious, you know. Yeah, 173 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:44,320 Speaker 1: I get's cold up there. Of course right later, love 174 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,640 Speaker 1: more than anything, A cold walk, the cold the part 175 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:49,599 Speaker 1: where it's like someone asked her on a day She's like, 176 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,040 Speaker 1: do you want to go for a walk? Do you 177 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,439 Speaker 1: remember that part? Yeah? And then they take is that 178 00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:58,400 Speaker 1: that's the nanny Haley that she never gets over. Yeah, 179 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 1: that she's like still always emailing, just been like I 180 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:05,199 Speaker 1: heard you got prego. I'm really happy for you. I 181 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,960 Speaker 1: just won a World Cup. This woman has fully moved 182 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,679 Speaker 1: on and like she's just getting emails from literally the 183 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,959 Speaker 1: most famous soccer player in the world, being like, hey, Haley, 184 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:23,920 Speaker 1: how is life? In two songs? So let's go to 185 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,679 Speaker 1: her girlfriend. So her first girlfriend when she like realizes 186 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,760 Speaker 1: she's a lesbian. Every restaurant is a chain, I guess, 187 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,160 Speaker 1: like she has a waitress at the Macaroni Grill that 188 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,599 Speaker 1: killed me. She's like, and so we went to the 189 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:41,599 Speaker 1: Macaroni Grill and her finger brushed mine as she was 190 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:46,440 Speaker 1: clearing my plate, this huge plate of like Jack Daniels salmon, 191 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 1: Jack Daniels salmon alfredo pasta. I mean this was like, 192 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 1: what like nineteen ninety one, So were they even doing 193 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,439 Speaker 1: Jack Daniel salmon at that point? You're right, maybe it 194 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,400 Speaker 1: was just more of an alfredo, Like it was caught 195 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,800 Speaker 1: ole fredom macaroni grilled. So I thought this was insane, 196 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,839 Speaker 1: Lee cute. It was very also um Tegan and Sarah 197 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 1: I felt like kind of vibes, which she goes. So 198 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:16,560 Speaker 1: she writes a letter to this waitress at the Macaroni Girl, 199 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,280 Speaker 1: and she like addresses it to what's the girl's name, 200 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: like Kate or like something, and she Heather Heather, and 201 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: she's she's literally just like, Hi, Um we met at 202 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:31,080 Speaker 1: the Macaroni Girl today. Um, I felt something and maybe 203 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,160 Speaker 1: you felt something too, And if you do, then look 204 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,640 Speaker 1: me up on the phone book and call me if 205 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:36,839 Speaker 1: you know who I am. How epic is that? And 206 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,080 Speaker 1: again I feel like that was my whole childhood wishing 207 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,959 Speaker 1: that something like that would happen to me. Oh I know, 208 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:46,720 Speaker 1: can you like, Oh my god, I would have died literally. Also, 209 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,679 Speaker 1: she wrote a letter to address to the Macaroni Grill. 210 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 1: It was so like Heather Care of Macaroni. It was 211 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,840 Speaker 1: so too Santa at the North Pole, just like lesbian Santa. 212 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: And also like the girls had I like so kind 213 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,319 Speaker 1: of like hot nineties. She was like had long hair 214 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: and was wearing like a skinny tie for her uniform, 215 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,319 Speaker 1: so hot, like just like a little bit all just 216 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 1: like maybe like the lightest nose ring, yes, and just 217 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,319 Speaker 1: like getting out of her uniform being like, yeah, we're 218 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:21,360 Speaker 1: gonna drink beer. And then they would just sneak around 219 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 1: in Rockchester just and she'd be like coming back from 220 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 1: just like a youth National League championship and like stopping 221 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:36,440 Speaker 1: by Macaroni girls house and they would be making out cool. 222 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,640 Speaker 1: And then I feel like she came out to her mom. 223 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: I wrote this down not in a Macaroni and Grill. 224 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 1: Maybe it was a friendise Macaroni and grill. No, yeah, 225 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:53,560 Speaker 1: she her mom. Chev's in Pentagon City because while she 226 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:57,080 Speaker 1: was playing for the Washington Freedom. No, it is so changed. 227 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,480 Speaker 1: It's it's all of these just like really set like 228 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 1: I just pictured them, so just like at half capacity, 229 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,880 Speaker 1: like suburban. It's very like the one thirty, you know 230 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:12,040 Speaker 1: what I mean. It's the ac is blasting, and Chevy's 231 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 1: theme is like being kind of like Johnny Rockets. It's 232 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 1: being like the past in retro, but it's it's Mexican. 233 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 1: It's like retro. Oh okay, I feel like it's just 234 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 1: like fluorescent lights and there's like and they're just having 235 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:29,600 Speaker 1: this huge taco ball, big shared taco ball, and she's 236 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:33,400 Speaker 1: just like mom and a lesbian with like a mouthful 237 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,000 Speaker 1: every fried beans, which I mean, have we even got 238 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,600 Speaker 1: into this? How did you come out to your mother, 239 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 1: Stephen about time. I mean it was you come out 240 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:49,479 Speaker 1: on the pod mom. You know you occasionally listen to episodes, 241 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,880 Speaker 1: so here it goes, Yeah, I'm gay and I'm a man. 242 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 1: Um I. It was like, literally at the end of 243 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,000 Speaker 1: my first year of college, already been gay for so long, 244 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 1: and she was just like Stephen, I read a statistic 245 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 1: that said NYU is one of the most LGBT friendly 246 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: universities in the country, and I was like, huh, cool fact, mom, 247 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,960 Speaker 1: And she was like, that's my way of telling you 248 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 1: I know you're gay. And I was like, okay, so 249 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 1: you're coming out to you for me, I feel like 250 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: we're both so gay. That the same thing my mom 251 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 1: were like at age eleven. She was just like, so 252 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 1: you're gay, yes, were you were like carrying her less 253 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:41,480 Speaker 1: size of pizza like a briefcase. Our parents were just like, okay, 254 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 1: let's keep it moving, like yeah, I mean, they definitely 255 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 1: knew when I was like five, I'm sure obviously, as 256 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 1: you were like practicing Tara Lepinsky Yea Lepinsky Costs play 257 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,480 Speaker 1: on the kitchen floor. Um I would have always demanded 258 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,120 Speaker 1: to be to be announced as Veronica by my nanny. 259 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: I took I took the ice because that was your like, 260 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,959 Speaker 1: I'm not Tara, like I'm someone different. I am Veronica. 261 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,800 Speaker 1: I'm Veronica, just sweet Veronica. Well that was just like 262 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 1: I was like in my mind, I was like, that's 263 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,280 Speaker 1: the hottest name a girl can have. Like, is there 264 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: any like sluttier, sexier name than Veronica? I honestly can't 265 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,080 Speaker 1: think if I think of Veronica as like someone Tiffany 266 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:26,880 Speaker 1: Ambertheuson would play in a show on Fox, Yeah, such 267 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:33,399 Speaker 1: as nine or two now show and she's wearing kind 268 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 1: of a vest, yeah, or tank of swords. Anyway, Veronica 269 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:41,680 Speaker 1: again the nineties, it's a totally sexy name, Okay, So yeah, 270 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,080 Speaker 1: so it's it's all about chains Macaroni girl to Chevs 271 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:49,360 Speaker 1: and okay, just some other completely insane lesbian things she did. 272 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,960 Speaker 1: Maybe I'll read this passage when she takes a solo 273 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 1: vacation throughout Arizona. Well, was it supposed to be solo? 274 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,440 Speaker 1: Because these she like broke up with like Nicky rape 275 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,040 Speaker 1: before whatever with Haley right before Haley. Wait, let's yeah, 276 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 1: let's talk about Hailey for a second. So she breaks 277 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,639 Speaker 1: up with Macaroni grill Girl because like long distances like 278 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:17,520 Speaker 1: then she goes to Florida Gators Go Gators. She seems 279 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:23,200 Speaker 1: like fun merch gator mar Gator. Yeah, gain Gainsville girls 280 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:26,600 Speaker 1: unite like a slutty Gainsville girl and like a tank 281 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,480 Speaker 1: and like yeah an orange and the eyes of the 282 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:36,280 Speaker 1: gator like are on your teits just like style. So 283 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,879 Speaker 1: then she starts dating Nikki at college and Nikki's bye, 284 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,920 Speaker 1: I mean the name Nikki with two k's is the 285 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,880 Speaker 1: most by names and bye, yeah if you have two 286 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:52,119 Speaker 1: of Yeah, nothing gets more by than Nikki. Yeah. She 287 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: is a toxic butch in this way where she like 288 00:18:55,080 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: fucking hates bis but only dates byes. Yeah, and it's like, okay, 289 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to reckon something inside and stop with yeah, 290 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,439 Speaker 1: let's talk about it. Stop with the bye hate, stop 291 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 1: with it. Thank you buys a need to be vincible, 292 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,919 Speaker 1: need to not be hated. See they are not Bellin's 293 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:26,639 Speaker 1: thank you well. Nikki is such a bye villainous. This 294 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:33,840 Speaker 1: episode is sponsored by Zoktok. 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Even though like she's so corny in 331 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,159 Speaker 1: this athlete where where she's just like always reading had 332 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: a cart told I'm like sid her teammate is like 333 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,200 Speaker 1: reading her like a poem in the middle of the 334 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,480 Speaker 1: night at a Hilton, Like, yeah, this is definitely a 335 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 1: super courtney. I mean, Ecartel sounded like it really helped 336 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 1: her through that tough time when she was like injured 337 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,840 Speaker 1: or whatever. True, but she's never It's weird because she 338 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,680 Speaker 1: references like a time of how like chatty she is 339 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,320 Speaker 1: while everyone is like practicing and doing their suicides. And 340 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,920 Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, so if everyone's tired and no one's 341 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,920 Speaker 1: for them like talking, I'll run around and be like 342 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,000 Speaker 1: how many times does everyone have sex? You eat? I mean, 343 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,440 Speaker 1: And it's just very just like, okay, you have this 344 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,639 Speaker 1: kind of autistic way of socializing where you're just like 345 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,399 Speaker 1: saying stuff randomly, like she describes it another time when 346 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, like sometimes I just I do my 347 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,119 Speaker 1: crazy monologues. I'm just like monologuing, and like one of 348 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 1: her teammates gives her that shirt that says like most 349 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,640 Speaker 1: likely to never shut up or something. Oh yeah, that's 350 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:57,359 Speaker 1: like you sound annoying as hell. Yeah, I guess I'm like, okay, 351 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,600 Speaker 1: so if you're asking everyone on your team how often 352 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: they have acts? But it's like she's not doing sex 353 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 1: scenes in this book. She's not doing sex scenes books. 354 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,480 Speaker 1: She's not really describing like I don't know, like any 355 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,080 Speaker 1: kind of like there's no real like poignant moments, any 356 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,880 Speaker 1: little vignettes, and you like there's not really very many, 357 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,159 Speaker 1: even like scenes really in the book where it's like 358 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 1: you actually describing detail what's happening and like how someone 359 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 1: felt at that time, and like what's being said. It's 360 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,960 Speaker 1: very just like and then this happened, and then this happened, 361 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 1: and then this happened, and then this happened. It's very 362 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:31,440 Speaker 1: just like she's like the grand of Lesbians kind of 363 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,560 Speaker 1: I don't know, but no, but he's like, I mean, 364 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:37,040 Speaker 1: he's going into tons of detail though, like she's just 365 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: more of like Wikipedia. It's pretty like overview boats. Yes, 366 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,879 Speaker 1: it is Wikipedia vibes. I also think she thinks she 367 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:48,000 Speaker 1: is being poetic maybe about like I grabbed my pills, 368 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,879 Speaker 1: my vicd in, I charged by Tesla and I just 369 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:56,159 Speaker 1: started driving which is a quote from one of her 370 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:01,159 Speaker 1: breakups from her wife later on. But yeah, it is 371 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,600 Speaker 1: right descriptive Wikipedia. I feel like she is seeing it 372 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:10,040 Speaker 1: as this movie. Yeah. I mean when she like when 373 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:14,760 Speaker 1: she and Sarah start dating and she um, who's her teammate? Um, 374 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 1: and they're fucking dogs for life, and she like starts 375 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,159 Speaker 1: seeing Sarah and like Sarah is injured or whatever, and 376 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,119 Speaker 1: like she like comforts her by bringing her like a 377 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,720 Speaker 1: like swag pack like that has like the chart tool 378 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800 Speaker 1: book in it, and then like like a care package 379 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 1: with the chartol book, and then like a bottle of 380 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,680 Speaker 1: wine and then like pills, and then like they watched 381 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,840 Speaker 1: like three episodes of The L Word together. Yeah, that 382 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,560 Speaker 1: sounded fun. That does sound fun. And she's like in 383 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,120 Speaker 1: recovery for like weeks. And then Sarah was like, will 384 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,840 Speaker 1: you beat my girlfriend? Which was kind of random. So 385 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,280 Speaker 1: I was like, well, you guys haven't even like kissed yet. Yeah, 386 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 1: but they've spent so much time. Yeah, Well that part 387 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,359 Speaker 1: I was confused because I was like, are you just 388 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,719 Speaker 1: not mentioning the first kis? But it's like, I mean 389 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 1: maybe she just not mentioned it because she's said she's 390 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 1: just as we're saying, like, yeah, she's just not a 391 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,800 Speaker 1: big describer. Like this was another thing where the quote 392 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,119 Speaker 1: from Adam Grant, who is a Wharton professor that's the 393 00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 1: cover blurb on the book. It's like this random professor 394 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 1: where he says it's the best book since Agacy, where 395 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,240 Speaker 1: I'm just like a gas. He actually described tennis in 396 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,440 Speaker 1: a way where it's like you kind of like he 397 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,239 Speaker 1: added something to my understanding of tennis. Like for all 398 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,720 Speaker 1: the soccer. In this book, she never really describes like 399 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,120 Speaker 1: what the vibe of soccer is like at all all 400 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,200 Speaker 1: she ever said. She's just like she'll say, like and 401 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,560 Speaker 1: then they made this goal, and then I missed that shot, 402 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 1: and then like I made that shot and then I'm 403 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,360 Speaker 1: headbutted and then I tripped and then like someone else 404 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,440 Speaker 1: made a shot and then but there's no kind of 405 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,680 Speaker 1: like you don't getting like emotional sense of just like 406 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,920 Speaker 1: what it's like to like be on a soccer team, 407 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,800 Speaker 1: and like why soccer is it defense more than other sports, 408 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 1: and just like how taxing it is like on an 409 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,640 Speaker 1: individual like versus team, and like with the dynamic, it's 410 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,760 Speaker 1: like there's just I don't none of that. I'm snappings. 411 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: It's like exactly, it's like she's been through so much 412 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,879 Speaker 1: and like did have so many um injuries and she 413 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,200 Speaker 1: didn't kind of bring me there in that kind of 414 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,480 Speaker 1: Friday night lights energy where you like don't care about 415 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,040 Speaker 1: the sport, but like I'm thrilled. That's like okay, And 416 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:16,840 Speaker 1: then it's like I would absolutely rather watch a game 417 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,159 Speaker 1: than watch like hear her describe like passing to Sydney 418 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,600 Speaker 1: and then passing to Sarah and then she was like, 419 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 1: there is this part where she breaks her right pre 420 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,399 Speaker 1: that that L word, Eckhart told part where she breaks 421 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,200 Speaker 1: her leg ti herb then tib and the fib and 422 00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,000 Speaker 1: it is really dramatic, but I'm like, I feel like 423 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 1: we could have you have this be a little bit 424 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,040 Speaker 1: more poetic. Yeah. That's also the only moment when this 425 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,359 Speaker 1: ex Haley her like the big girlfriend, the girl that 426 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: got away is a nanny or wasn't nanny of a 427 00:26:53,400 --> 00:27:00,240 Speaker 1: former teammate from her early soccer career. Yeah. The emails, Yeah, 428 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,960 Speaker 1: the emails, And that's the only one that she kind 429 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: of really describes, and she talks about Haley grazing her 430 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,720 Speaker 1: nails against her and that's when she knew she was 431 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 1: a lesbian because she was like, oh, like, how could 432 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 1: I tell, like if she is by or not, which 433 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,119 Speaker 1: also I relate with when you're when you're like with 434 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 1: a chick and you're like, is this bitch buy or what? 435 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,960 Speaker 1: And then she grazes her nails, her pointy little manicured nails, 436 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:33,640 Speaker 1: along her skin, along your rough hide, and you're just like, okay, yeah, yeah, 437 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:40,000 Speaker 1: it's fucking on. So then that Haley ass really Haley 438 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 1: comes on to her and asks for the walk, but 439 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,520 Speaker 1: so blah blah blah. They date, and then like Abby 440 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,240 Speaker 1: has to join another team, and so they make a 441 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,520 Speaker 1: pact to spend a year apart and if they miss 442 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:58,159 Speaker 1: each other, they'll meet at the Grand Canyon. And so 443 00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,440 Speaker 1: I want to read a passage here where her Abby 444 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,520 Speaker 1: just can't fucking wait. So they've just made this pact, 445 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,200 Speaker 1: I feel an odd flicker of unyes, sudden persistent sense 446 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 1: that something's gone wrong. Panicked, I stopped at a gas station, 447 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,920 Speaker 1: load up on cigarettes to back out coffee and energy drinks, 448 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,720 Speaker 1: and drive thirty two hours straight, taking a slight dedoor 449 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,600 Speaker 1: to Hailey's house in Phoenix, where she now attends school. 450 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:28,560 Speaker 1: I wonder, sidebar, what school? Oh, she's like becoming a teacher. Okay, 451 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,399 Speaker 1: I can't help but break our newly enacted pack. We 452 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,640 Speaker 1: decide to take some time apart and meet next year 453 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 1: in the Grand Canyon if we missed each other. By 454 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,320 Speaker 1: the time I arrive at sunrise and I press her buzzer, 455 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,280 Speaker 1: holding my finger down until she appears at the door, 456 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,760 Speaker 1: I'm wild eyed and delirious and soaked and crazy, but 457 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,000 Speaker 1: I don't care. I need to see her expression in 458 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,440 Speaker 1: Origin of the Truth. I ask her to tell it 459 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,400 Speaker 1: to me straight and honest, as we've all we've been 460 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: taking my hand, she leads me to the driveway where 461 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,480 Speaker 1: we sit on the trunk of her car. She tilts 462 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,840 Speaker 1: her face toward mind and confess that she's slept with 463 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:06,080 Speaker 1: someone else. Who, I ask, my voice sounding small and 464 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 1: far away. You don't know him, she says him. Period. 465 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 1: Next on my list is Sedona, and then she sees 466 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:28,200 Speaker 1: some awesome polder vor Texas. Great walks, great hikes, really 467 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,719 Speaker 1: good scenery. I mean that was also the holding her 468 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,320 Speaker 1: finger on the buzzer is so toxic, butch yeah, buzz 469 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:41,520 Speaker 1: just holding it down until Okay, you're like just about spooky. Okay, 470 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,760 Speaker 1: he actually giving me the creeps. Stop haunting me. I'm 471 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:51,840 Speaker 1: trying to pod. The US women's soccer team is like piss, 472 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,880 Speaker 1: we're talking shit about their hero, their leader. We try 473 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 1: to go to a game, they scanner tickets. They're like, 474 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 1: you're not welcome. You can't please turn around, just very 475 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:12,280 Speaker 1: underattended Western New York flash game. And then yeah, to 476 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 1: add to that, then like blah blah blah. Her and 477 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,840 Speaker 1: her wife Sarah are like both on like the Buffalo 478 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 1: Flash together. Oh god, it sounds so boring when they're 479 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 1: with pain in the Buffalo Flash, when it's just like 480 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:29,040 Speaker 1: so cold. I mean, that's why Sarah's like I really 481 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,560 Speaker 1: feel for I feel a little bit for Sarah, the 482 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:38,280 Speaker 1: wife who her long suffering wife. Yeah, the long suffering 483 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,360 Speaker 1: wife who was with her through her addiction and had 484 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,680 Speaker 1: to live in buff So but Sarah like quits the 485 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:48,760 Speaker 1: Buffalo Flash and it's like I hate Buffalo and I like, 486 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,760 Speaker 1: I guess I was getting bored during that part where 487 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Speaker 1: she was like, because we bought they bought their house 488 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 1: in Portland, and she's describing the house with the stone patio, 489 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,040 Speaker 1: and then she's like, I'm going to make this beautiful 490 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,160 Speaker 1: house my allice for me and Sarah and our dogs 491 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,720 Speaker 1: are three smelly dogs and our future kids. I can't 492 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,520 Speaker 1: wait to get back to Portland and make house with 493 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,480 Speaker 1: my wife. But first I have to travel the world 494 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,520 Speaker 1: and go to national championships in Beijing and Germany. We 495 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,720 Speaker 1: have to defeat the Italians like in Japan. We have 496 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,160 Speaker 1: to go to training at her Mosa Beats. But I 497 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,360 Speaker 1: miss Portland and I was kind of the touring this 498 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,720 Speaker 1: whole time. I was like wait, so where is Sarah. 499 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 1: She's in Bubbo, she's not happy. Then she gets a 500 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,880 Speaker 1: job at Nike. She's always just she's just like little 501 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,840 Speaker 1: say shit ran up, and she'll be like, Sarah was 502 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,880 Speaker 1: like working at Nike. Now what do you mean she's 503 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,320 Speaker 1: just working at Nike like as a soccer buyer or 504 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: she I assume it's so post athlete. She's like in 505 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:49,040 Speaker 1: client relations, sponsorship, humanitarian. Yes, no, that's exactly what is Okay, 506 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:55,120 Speaker 1: that's true, and is making like absolutely like one twenty 507 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,240 Speaker 1: five k um okay? Wait can I that's so everyone 508 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,240 Speaker 1: at Nike makes one? Okay, this is why do you 509 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,080 Speaker 1: want to move to? Okay? Same? Okay. The part where 510 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,920 Speaker 1: she so when she's like injured and can't go to 511 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,040 Speaker 1: the like oh eight Olympics or whatever, she writes this 512 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,440 Speaker 1: um like email. There's a lot of boring ass emails 513 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 1: in this book. Oh God is good and she's obsessed. 514 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:21,640 Speaker 1: She what's so sad is she thinks her emails are amazing. Yeah, 515 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,280 Speaker 1: she thinks they're they're really raw. She thinks it's actually 516 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,080 Speaker 1: really brave of her to wait. In that one email 517 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,800 Speaker 1: when she's talking to Kara and she's like talking about 518 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:35,200 Speaker 1: how Kara's birthing plan is like really brave, my god. Okay, 519 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:41,440 Speaker 1: still background, Kara is like the physical trainer for I'm sorry. 520 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,360 Speaker 1: Your relationship was like so fair to me. Yeah, I 521 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,160 Speaker 1: was like this is absolutely emotional fair. I feel like 522 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:53,840 Speaker 1: Kara is in love with Abby and then finally moved 523 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,120 Speaker 1: on and abbesn't love with Kara, but I feel like 524 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,320 Speaker 1: Abby was like being a toxic butch and Kara was 525 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,680 Speaker 1: maybe like way eating for them to hook up, right, 526 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 1: and it didn't happen, And then Kara was like, Okay, 527 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,960 Speaker 1: well I'm going to move forward with my unconventional plan. 528 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,400 Speaker 1: That's so brave. But like that part where they have 529 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,440 Speaker 1: like they had, she was like, we continued our private 530 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,800 Speaker 1: game where they would just send each other an email 531 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,960 Speaker 1: with a letter as the subject line, and like it 532 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Speaker 1: would just be like the letter T. And then I 533 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 1: was like, you are T because you are transformative and 534 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,320 Speaker 1: it was just like bright. It was like so weird 535 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:36,720 Speaker 1: and like like just like that say something nice about 536 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,080 Speaker 1: a teacher kind of thing, just like okay, what is 537 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,040 Speaker 1: this assignment like? But then it was also so weirdly intimate. 538 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,160 Speaker 1: That was their way of ultimate like trying to rebuild 539 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,400 Speaker 1: trust because Kara calls out Abby for like all of 540 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:55,800 Speaker 1: her vices, her vices which include beer. She loves beer, 541 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 1: red wine, red wine. Um. I get in wait that 542 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,040 Speaker 1: part where she gets still like partying. I feel like 543 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,480 Speaker 1: it like the abbey and she gets her friend's shots 544 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:13,520 Speaker 1: in the color of the rainbow, seven shots, like all 545 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,520 Speaker 1: the colors of the rainbow. Like it's like, wait, so 546 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,800 Speaker 1: you what the fuck were those shots same? I was like, okay, 547 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,560 Speaker 1: so let's guess that's like apple something with the green. 548 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 1: The green is a can apple something. Yeah, Okay. The yellow, 549 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:31,080 Speaker 1: I guess I could just be like whiskey um, or 550 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,400 Speaker 1: maybe that's more the orange. The yellow could be yell 551 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:40,320 Speaker 1: like a block like a tequila. The red is maybe 552 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:46,200 Speaker 1: some sort of like shooter, just like like some cran shooter. Okay. 553 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 1: The blue could be blue carous ow. Or it could 554 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 1: also be just like a creepy blue shooter that's like 555 00:34:52,560 --> 00:35:03,480 Speaker 1: like Alabama shaken blue hooters. Absolutely Alabama hooter vibes. Um perfess' 556 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:09,800 Speaker 1: forgetting me. As as you've said many a time, the 557 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,600 Speaker 1: flag is oh right, well now the private flag has 558 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,399 Speaker 1: actually gone off the rails. It's I've got thirty four 559 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,440 Speaker 1: different colors on it and symbols. Yeah. Anyway, Kara's like Abby, 560 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,960 Speaker 1: like you're drinking too much and then obviously you know 561 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,719 Speaker 1: addict stuff. Abby's like, I don't trust you anymore and 562 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,000 Speaker 1: Kara's like, I don't trust you, bitch. Yeah, so they 563 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,640 Speaker 1: start writing these emails together. Also, like Abby is like 564 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,439 Speaker 1: foreshadowing of like how she has a problem in the book, 565 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,880 Speaker 1: like this line when she's talking about the rehno of 566 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:41,320 Speaker 1: her Portland house. She's like, I install a wine refrigerator 567 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: beverage center actually in the whole way to the kitchen 568 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,680 Speaker 1: instead of the actual kitchen, so I won't have to 569 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,320 Speaker 1: travel that far to get a drink and that You're like, okay, 570 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,920 Speaker 1: so we see the alcohol is going to become the 571 00:35:54,080 --> 00:36:00,160 Speaker 1: problem totally, wine fridge to the side. Yeah, And it's 572 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,680 Speaker 1: not like sober by the end of the book, right 573 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,640 Speaker 1: she is, Oh, she is sober? She's fully so or 574 00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,520 Speaker 1: is she more just like I'm because she does go 575 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,480 Speaker 1: to that drug tream of program if she gets the DUI, 576 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,319 Speaker 1: which sounded like such I feel like that was such 577 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,600 Speaker 1: a TV show the way she described it, where it 578 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,759 Speaker 1: was very just like there's a young guy who got 579 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,960 Speaker 1: in a car accident, like smoking pot. There's like an 580 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:25,040 Speaker 1: old grandma, like he's addicted to pills. Like there's a 581 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,960 Speaker 1: jazz musician. I was just like this is like this 582 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,840 Speaker 1: is such a paramount plus show called just like twenty 583 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:37,200 Speaker 1: two Days. Yeah. Sure. She walks in. She's like, my 584 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,839 Speaker 1: name is Abby. You may know me as a star 585 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,040 Speaker 1: soccer player. I'm just an Abby, but but here I'm 586 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,560 Speaker 1: just Abby. When she's like going out in West Hollywood 587 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,200 Speaker 1: so much, she's getting so wasted that like her friend 588 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,480 Speaker 1: needs to call her Mary so people don't like clock 589 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,800 Speaker 1: her that she's Abby Wambach and then she gets like 590 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,880 Speaker 1: bad press for it, and she and then she's like 591 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: going up to bouncers being like do you know who 592 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,279 Speaker 1: I am? Do you know who I am? And then 593 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,360 Speaker 1: like the friend like Heather or whatever, it has to 594 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:12,040 Speaker 1: be just like Mary, Mary, we need to go Mary, 595 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,839 Speaker 1: you need to reel it in. It's like if they 596 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,120 Speaker 1: know who the six foot tall Butcher's like's like you're 597 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:23,600 Speaker 1: gotta know um, And I'm just like, well, yeah, I 598 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,120 Speaker 1: mean I guess like at obviously, like at a lesbian club, 599 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 1: like everyone knows your Abby Wambacos, right, they're not gonna 600 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,400 Speaker 1: be like, oh I thought that was at me wamback, 601 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 1: but actually no, it's a different identical but then but 602 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,960 Speaker 1: well then it's also they're just like at a non 603 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,920 Speaker 1: lesbian colbum does like they probably are not going to 604 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,920 Speaker 1: know who like San Diego, this bouncer does not know 605 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,520 Speaker 1: who you are. Its just like, get this butch out 606 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,759 Speaker 1: of my face. At that time, she gets like caught 607 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,520 Speaker 1: by TMZ and it's like a real shame for her. 608 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,600 Speaker 1: But it sounds so I mean so proud of that. Yeah, 609 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,560 Speaker 1: because the way she describes it as like it's like 610 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,719 Speaker 1: you didn't need to mention this. She's like it's after 611 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,240 Speaker 1: you win some big thing and she's like getting pizza 612 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,799 Speaker 1: and beer. Well that was like the height of her fame, 613 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,440 Speaker 1: so I feel like she did need to mention that. 614 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,239 Speaker 1: She was just like, actually, I'm famous. I was on 615 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,279 Speaker 1: TMZ and they were freaking out about me. I do 616 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,560 Speaker 1: love how she's always describing herself as a massive beast. 617 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,720 Speaker 1: She's constantly making reference just like because of my formidable size, 618 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,120 Speaker 1: because of my huge body, I was able to push 619 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,360 Speaker 1: my weight around and bury the other girls. Like I 620 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,560 Speaker 1: saw my beastly shaping near I knew I could do this. 621 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,120 Speaker 1: Beast up beast all the way on? Ok, way can 622 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:46,680 Speaker 1: I read? This passage is when she's describing what she 623 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,840 Speaker 1: likes about all of her teammates. Oh my god, please 624 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:56,080 Speaker 1: please most lesbian on earth. I tell Nicole Barnhart that 625 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,359 Speaker 1: while we all might mercilessly mock her compression socks, she's 626 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,279 Speaker 1: clearly the office chick on the team. I tell Heather 627 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:08,640 Speaker 1: Mits what I've been thinking, their Mits who have been 628 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,600 Speaker 1: if thinking since her days in college. She has the 629 00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,799 Speaker 1: best legs I've ever seen, and that she's the most 630 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,280 Speaker 1: consistent player. Plus she never lets me beat her during drills, 631 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:21,120 Speaker 1: and fuck does that piss me off? I tell Piercy 632 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,200 Speaker 1: what she already knows. Piercy, She's been my rock the 633 00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:29,040 Speaker 1: past few years. She's solid, loyal, kind, strong, stubborn and 634 00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,399 Speaker 1: keep secrets better than anyone I know. It's like, did 635 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,920 Speaker 1: you need like all six like synonyms? Did you need 636 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,320 Speaker 1: to go to the source for that? Like stubborn, kind, strong? 637 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 1: But again, this is her kind of It's like no details, 638 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:46,839 Speaker 1: it's just like values and screaming values. I marvel at 639 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,960 Speaker 1: Rachel Buller's fearlessness. I laud Lindsay Tarpley for her impeccable 640 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:56,240 Speaker 1: work ethic. I tell Natasha Kai that her passion is inspiring. 641 00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,400 Speaker 1: Like It's like, Okay, you are being so like middle 642 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:05,000 Speaker 1: school principle. Your passion is inspiring. I admire Shannon Box's 643 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:09,080 Speaker 1: willingness to attack every opportunity. I thank Amy Rodriguez for 644 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,560 Speaker 1: during my lengthy ruminations when we room together last year 645 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,160 Speaker 1: in China. I praise Heather A Riley's huge heart and 646 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,560 Speaker 1: six pack apps. I get metaphysical, and Ali Wagner and 647 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,759 Speaker 1: teller You're being is special. I call Carly Lloyd the 648 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,120 Speaker 1: most gifted play I've ever known. I note that Tobin 649 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,480 Speaker 1: Heath is wise of the country years. I acknowledge Stephanie 650 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,080 Speaker 1: Cox's willingness to have uncomfortable conversations. It's just like literally 651 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:36,319 Speaker 1: the middle school guidance counselor Ridge. Absolutely. I call Kate 652 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,360 Speaker 1: Markgraff the most underrated player in the history of the 653 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,040 Speaker 1: national team. I appreciate that Angela Hukel's has a perspective 654 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,759 Speaker 1: on life that is so perfectly her own. I tell 655 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:50,280 Speaker 1: Lorie Chuloupney Choops that she always went Shoops is such 656 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:56,880 Speaker 1: a team name. Okay, tchoops, Oh shit, oh shit, choops 657 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:03,839 Speaker 1: just got here. Troops mood actorted. Wait do you want 658 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,640 Speaker 1: to know what? The two words that Chop springs to 659 00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:15,360 Speaker 1: mind for her go on, most solid, solid, solid, solid, steadily. 660 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,160 Speaker 1: So Piercy was already solid. You yourself are a solid 661 00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:27,440 Speaker 1: beasts is most solid girls? Chop sounds pretty solid. I 662 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:32,759 Speaker 1: am blown away by Brianna's scurry strength. I thank Lauren 663 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,560 Speaker 1: Cheney for stepping in. Oh, it's also lesbian to be 664 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,040 Speaker 1: just like step up, stepping up and stepping in and 665 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,240 Speaker 1: stepping down, and to know how to be so steady 666 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,120 Speaker 1: that you know when to step aside so someone else 667 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:52,080 Speaker 1: can step up. That's that's our lesbian memoir title. Stepping up, 668 00:41:54,760 --> 00:42:01,120 Speaker 1: stepping up too. Yeah, I'm I mean this passage like 669 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,400 Speaker 1: goes on like for more pages and she's just like 670 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,680 Speaker 1: like listing like eighteen other just like solid women. So 671 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,880 Speaker 1: the thing about this book she gets sober. She divorces 672 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:20,399 Speaker 1: Sarah after blowout fights in Portland kind of like ends 673 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,080 Speaker 1: and you're like, well, I know, there's like you married 674 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,960 Speaker 1: the other girl, but like doesn't even really get there, 675 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,960 Speaker 1: and it's just like her in hotels, like giving motivational 676 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,600 Speaker 1: speeches and like she stumps for Hillary Clinton once and 677 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,080 Speaker 1: says the most Vegas thing where she's just like, I 678 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,880 Speaker 1: don't just support Hillary Clinton because she's a woman. I 679 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,880 Speaker 1: support her because I believe in her platform. And then 680 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,920 Speaker 1: she's like and after I made that speech, someone told 681 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,640 Speaker 1: me that I was the most charismatic person. Oh wait, 682 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,879 Speaker 1: Lena said that, Lna, And she was like, whoa what, Yeah, 683 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,080 Speaker 1: she's like and Lena Dunham came in. She's like, this 684 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,320 Speaker 1: is someone who knows TV writers and actors and she 685 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,840 Speaker 1: thinks I'm the most charismatic person ever. Lena. That is 686 00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,759 Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm gonna call you in on this one. Lena. 687 00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,000 Speaker 1: My good friend Lina don I'm like, that's random as well. 688 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,839 Speaker 1: What but that's that's a stumper for me. We also 689 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,160 Speaker 1: didn't really get into how like her best friend was 690 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:18,879 Speaker 1: like this like insane moral logo going like rich Man, 691 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:25,000 Speaker 1: Who's like who named the soccer team after a USB stick? 692 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:30,280 Speaker 1: He was like called the Matt like the Miami splash stick, 693 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,560 Speaker 1: like the Miami like magic stick. Because he was like 694 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,640 Speaker 1: he bought the Washington Freedom and actually wanted to rename 695 00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,400 Speaker 1: move them to Miami and renamed them after his USB 696 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,120 Speaker 1: drive that he had just launched, and she'd be like, 697 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,320 Speaker 1: I was in Japan and I got an email that 698 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:48,320 Speaker 1: all these people had sued my good friend Dan Boris 699 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,880 Speaker 1: law for like abuse and sexual Harriss met Yeah, and 700 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,000 Speaker 1: it was like the whole team like mutinied and just 701 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:59,919 Speaker 1: like sued like her best friend, coach, owner, USB stick 702 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:05,239 Speaker 1: launcher while the open bard China. Yeah. Yeah, and she 703 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,800 Speaker 1: comes back, she's like, so, yeah, that was tough, but anyway, 704 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,840 Speaker 1: we're friends. But yes, the Magic Sticks did dissolve after 705 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,719 Speaker 1: that lawsuit and then yeah, he just like died of 706 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,719 Speaker 1: a heart attack at Marlago And she was like, I 707 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,080 Speaker 1: wasn't surprised. That actually was very grant of her. Yeah, 708 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,960 Speaker 1: I wasn't surprised. And moving on, Sarah and I were 709 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,399 Speaker 1: in a weird place. Okay, I guess there's I mean, 710 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,960 Speaker 1: there's not that much more to really talk about. I 711 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,560 Speaker 1: kind of covered it. I mean, would have obviously loved, 712 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,200 Speaker 1: but I don't think it happened. And I think if 713 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,839 Speaker 1: we want to read about her and Glennon, which really 714 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:48,840 Speaker 1: rocked the blog and soccer community and faith based Christian community, 715 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,400 Speaker 1: we can read Glennon's best selling book. Yeah, I know 716 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,719 Speaker 1: that would be a real good chaser to this, to 717 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,360 Speaker 1: really round out, to fill in all the missing pieces 718 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,520 Speaker 1: of Abby's missed or a little puzzle that she's given 719 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,640 Speaker 1: us Um producer mag desent is this article about Lena 720 00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,359 Speaker 1: and Abby stumping together on the campaign trail, called odd 721 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,560 Speaker 1: Couple Lina Dunham An Abbey wan Back or Clams Latest 722 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,320 Speaker 1: Roguts soccer star and gay kind of Abbey Wanback chanted. 723 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,400 Speaker 1: I believe that she will win. I believe that she 724 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,880 Speaker 1: will win. I believe that she will win. I'm like, 725 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:25,040 Speaker 1: oh my god, Lena in this like crocheede Hillary sweater. 726 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,880 Speaker 1: I know, looking at this crocheted sweater, it seems so obvious. 727 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,120 Speaker 1: Now you're like, why did anyone think she was gonna win? 728 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,360 Speaker 1: My god? All right, Brethren's like, oh my god, Abby 729 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,640 Speaker 1: Wambach is here, Abby Wambach is here. How could Hillary loose? 730 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:43,120 Speaker 1: What on earth could bring Abby and Lena together? Meanwhile, 731 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:48,279 Speaker 1: Abbey is like at Marawago. I know, it's like doing 732 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:53,040 Speaker 1: eighteen rainbow colored shots with just like Trump Trump and 733 00:45:53,200 --> 00:46:08,960 Speaker 1: like her magic stick friend, strong sturdy so segments What 734 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:13,399 Speaker 1: does she wear? What does she eat? Eat? How does 735 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:22,440 Speaker 1: she live? What does she wear? What does she eat, 736 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:29,759 Speaker 1: how does she live? What does she wear? Obviously, just 737 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:34,640 Speaker 1: like Bindle and Keep to the she is spundled and Kept. 738 00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,680 Speaker 1: And if y'all don't get that reference, that is a 739 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:44,440 Speaker 1: best spoke lesbian suit maker. Wait, hold on, okay, I'm listening. 740 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:50,600 Speaker 1: Lena Dunham held a like, yes, present here it is here, 741 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,320 Speaker 1: lamp start shaking. Wait, this is crazy. She did some 742 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:58,960 Speaker 1: sort of like HBO Max Bindle and Keep, like sweep 743 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:03,080 Speaker 1: Steaks writing contests something like five years ago, and I 744 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,399 Speaker 1: don't remember what it was, but there is a connection there, 745 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,560 Speaker 1: and so it's all making sense now. And I was 746 00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,239 Speaker 1: his white Hilary Loss. Yeah, and it's like, if you win, 747 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,040 Speaker 1: you get a free Bendle and Keep suit. And so 748 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,520 Speaker 1: I wonder if she met Abbey and Abby was like 749 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,439 Speaker 1: this amazing suit I got Taylor made at Bendle and Keep. 750 00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,200 Speaker 1: But I also think maybe Abby is like richer and 751 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,520 Speaker 1: is just like going to Prada and then getting it taylored. Yeah, 752 00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,520 Speaker 1: that's possible, but she's doing that for events. And then 753 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:36,360 Speaker 1: her casual style is obviously just like under Henley's and 754 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:42,720 Speaker 1: it's a ton of like wick Away Henley's. Yeah, Abby 755 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,840 Speaker 1: is mostly and like I feel like a black suit, 756 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,719 Speaker 1: a blue suit. She's not so like white suit. Oh no, no, no, 757 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,720 Speaker 1: she did wear a white suit or her wedding and Hawaii, 758 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,839 Speaker 1: that white loadus wedding that she had, Yeah, I'd say 759 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:59,040 Speaker 1: I wanted to go. I mean that wedding was also 760 00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,320 Speaker 1: so like her always being in chain restaurants, because it 761 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,439 Speaker 1: was like she booked it an amazing resort. I really 762 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,480 Speaker 1: really proud of Sarah for booking the Villas on Kauai. 763 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,040 Speaker 1: She found out about the Villas doing some online research 764 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,560 Speaker 1: and I thought it was a really good choice. Oh. 765 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:22,680 Speaker 1: Her proposal is, oh, this one was just so I 766 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,400 Speaker 1: mean I remember her talking more about like Haley's proposal 767 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,200 Speaker 1: and how like Hailey got proposed on top of Mount 768 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,320 Speaker 1: McKinley or whatever. Okay, Sarah not Haley. Oh oh because 769 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,600 Speaker 1: over at Haley got proposed to and she was like 770 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:39,200 Speaker 1: so devastated. No, yeah, Abby proposed one again, toxic. Butch 771 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,640 Speaker 1: was like I'm old school and I do not propose 772 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:48,080 Speaker 1: to without asking parents' permission. Hell yess and like the 773 00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,800 Speaker 1: parents almost seem so sketched out by her being like 774 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,840 Speaker 1: so deeply lesbian about it, like the like washing dishes, 775 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,440 Speaker 1: and she like just goes, hey, guys, um, I have 776 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,680 Speaker 1: something to tell you about my relationship to your daughter. 777 00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:04,600 Speaker 1: Like okay, Simmer, She's like, I want to marry her. 778 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:10,640 Speaker 1: They're like sure, all right, go for it, go for it. 779 00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:15,399 Speaker 1: But she proposed in Denver on a hike. Oh yeah, 780 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,480 Speaker 1: very traditional, and was like, we drank a lot of 781 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,279 Speaker 1: wine but not enough wine that we couldn't rally for 782 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:27,640 Speaker 1: the hike tomorrow. Babe, want to make sure you can 783 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,719 Speaker 1: rally tomorrow. She has. I mean the book is also 784 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,960 Speaker 1: kind of like a fitness journey book where she's always 785 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,560 Speaker 1: like falling off the wagon a little bit and just 786 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,279 Speaker 1: like people have been like abby or really letting yourself go. 787 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,400 Speaker 1: You've had just like eighteen cases of beer in the 788 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,759 Speaker 1: past two days and just like that very I guess 789 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,280 Speaker 1: he in that way where she like does love junk 790 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:50,480 Speaker 1: food and just energy drinks and like so much like Budweiser, 791 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,799 Speaker 1: and then she'll just like stop and go into beast mode. Yeah. 792 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,400 Speaker 1: I mean, at least a guess he was like going 793 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,560 Speaker 1: to camp and las and just like having like so 794 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,160 Speaker 1: much pasta and like five boots mine and she's being 795 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,160 Speaker 1: more just like it sounds like she's being so deritos 796 00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:08,200 Speaker 1: and yeah, but when she's with Sarah in Portland, I 797 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,600 Speaker 1: do imagine they are absolutely at some like I don't 798 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,799 Speaker 1: think she I think she's like great food, great wine, 799 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,919 Speaker 1: great people. Oh wait, she buys like a smoker. She's 800 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,800 Speaker 1: so like grill butcher. Oh yeah, I mean she's like 801 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,560 Speaker 1: every like just the most normal butchery you could possibly 802 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,520 Speaker 1: a mansion. She's going to a Portland butchery and being like, 803 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:31,839 Speaker 1: where's this brisket from? I do think that she's asking 804 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,400 Speaker 1: about the providence. I feel like maybe Sarah has being like, oh, 805 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,600 Speaker 1: where's it from, and she's just being like, just give 806 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,239 Speaker 1: me the best. I don't care where it's from, Just 807 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:46,560 Speaker 1: give me your best cut, no nonsense. She's doing an 808 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:52,040 Speaker 1: eight hour smoke, like an awesome, like rare bourbon glaze. 809 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,439 Speaker 1: She's like, I cook with the stuff I drink. Dude, Yeah, 810 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,359 Speaker 1: not gonna put a fucking shitty bourbon on my three 811 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:05,360 Speaker 1: hundred dollars brisket. Yeah. So she's still having her vices. 812 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,839 Speaker 1: She lets use that word. She was just like, yeah, 813 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:12,640 Speaker 1: my vice has heard of him beer. Why um, do 814 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,359 Speaker 1: you think that she's still being like sodas and drunk 815 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,799 Speaker 1: crude and like Twizzlers. She definitely sober, but I bet 816 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,480 Speaker 1: yeah she lets the sugar happen. Do you think she's 817 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:25,759 Speaker 1: like a big suburban mom's neck drawer. Oh yeah, And 818 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:29,320 Speaker 1: there's like so many like individual like to go packs 819 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:33,359 Speaker 1: of oreos, especially because Glennon has like three rascals from 820 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:40,359 Speaker 1: her straight marriage before. Okay, because now Glennon is so weird. Yeah, 821 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,919 Speaker 1: we don't even have time to time to get into 822 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,040 Speaker 1: her freaky little new wife, her little face based wife. 823 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,920 Speaker 1: She just like she's just really like I don't know 824 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,320 Speaker 1: she has she's with like the big wire fame classes. 825 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,200 Speaker 1: Like she looks like she's trying to be played by 826 00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,000 Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway in a movie about herself. She needs to 827 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,759 Speaker 1: calm down. And they were like posting definitely like instagrams 828 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,680 Speaker 1: with themselves like in bed and they're both in the 829 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:10,440 Speaker 1: big black framed glasses. Well let's get into how does 830 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,440 Speaker 1: she live now? Because I actually think I feel like 831 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,760 Speaker 1: her style has probably changed a lot because of Glennon, 832 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:20,120 Speaker 1: because Glennon seems like so mommy blogger and like big, huge, 833 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:25,080 Speaker 1: like puffy white couch and just like live laugh love. 834 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,800 Speaker 1: I know, it's like white on white carpets. And I'm like, 835 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,479 Speaker 1: because when she's describing the Portland house that she buys, 836 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,919 Speaker 1: she's like, you had three balconies in an indoor outdoor space. 837 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,120 Speaker 1: It had a gorgeous stone patio like the wine furd. 838 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,840 Speaker 1: So I feel like that was actually being kind of 839 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,440 Speaker 1: like Pacific Northwest, like yes, you know stone and and 840 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,480 Speaker 1: and you know that that kind of that really warm 841 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,880 Speaker 1: wood that like I don't know if it's cedar, it's 842 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,120 Speaker 1: redwood or whatever. It's almost got a red stain to it. 843 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:56,600 Speaker 1: Absolutely es dark but warm, not like too dark, but 844 00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:58,680 Speaker 1: like yeah, and like I could see like the kitchen 845 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,520 Speaker 1: island is white, but maybe it's like a green marble surface, 846 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:05,279 Speaker 1: like I could like green tile. Maybe. I feel like 847 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,799 Speaker 1: it's her with Okay, her house with Glennon. I feel 848 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:13,120 Speaker 1: like it's like touches of like very newly made quote 849 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:17,560 Speaker 1: unquote mid century style pieces that are like but then 850 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,640 Speaker 1: along with big Christian pieces. Yeah, I mean it's it's 851 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:26,200 Speaker 1: Christian Christian pretty instagram. No, I mean you're describing all 852 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:27,920 Speaker 1: that mid centu you know, furniture with the little legs 853 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,640 Speaker 1: that point out like that, that's just like every every 854 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,160 Speaker 1: hutch that you can get like from whatever. I think 855 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:38,000 Speaker 1: their bed is kind of low though modern. Oh no, see, 856 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:42,880 Speaker 1: I'm picturing a bed in the sky. I'm picturing Glennon 857 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,799 Speaker 1: is getting in like a little gondola to get up 858 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,000 Speaker 1: to the bed. But don't you think that's about like culture, 859 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,600 Speaker 1: like Glennon used to be at a bed in the 860 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:56,279 Speaker 1: sky and with her like design sober butch. Oh you 861 00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,880 Speaker 1: think that's since glenn started dating Eppie Wombach, you think 862 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:06,800 Speaker 1: her bed got lower. Yes, that's not tracking at all. Okay, 863 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,399 Speaker 1: I bet you five at face space blogger starts dating 864 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,920 Speaker 1: like a massive like ten foot tall butch and it's 865 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,280 Speaker 1: going to get a lower bad that is, no, she's gone. 866 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,600 Speaker 1: He has to support her, that beast bod. Yeah, okay, 867 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:24,440 Speaker 1: what about this medium bed. No, I think it's high bad. 868 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,640 Speaker 1: I think it's high bed and it's like everything that's 869 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,880 Speaker 1: horrible at high. It's like high bed and box spring 870 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,839 Speaker 1: and big big, big thick mattress topper and big big 871 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,560 Speaker 1: because I just think it's a little more design than that, 872 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,800 Speaker 1: because just I don't know, Abby is like giving me 873 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:43,920 Speaker 1: more like he's running away from that. I see what 874 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,400 Speaker 1: you mean. Yes that I do think like Abby has 875 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,520 Speaker 1: been like, Wow, that's that's cool, Like that is a 876 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,360 Speaker 1: cool low couch. I like that. I'd ever thought about that, 877 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,440 Speaker 1: but I like it. Like, yes, I see her as 878 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,760 Speaker 1: being a design butch in that way. But I guess 879 00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:03,080 Speaker 1: I'm assuming that Glennon is Is really wears the pants 880 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,160 Speaker 1: design wise in the relationship. And then it's just like 881 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,840 Speaker 1: it's basically Glennon's esthetic that is the dumbinant esthetic in 882 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:13,000 Speaker 1: their marriage because like Abby's so like because Abby's like 883 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,040 Speaker 1: the Jay Cutler. Now it's like she's the retiree. Yeah, 884 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,040 Speaker 1: and she's just walking around to different huge I mean 885 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,200 Speaker 1: obviously it's a huge couch because she's an athlete in 886 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,560 Speaker 1: six feet tall. Yeah, And I think that glennon Is 887 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,800 Speaker 1: is the cavalery and it's really about it's kind of 888 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,759 Speaker 1: her time. It really is Glennon's time. I mean, she 889 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:34,320 Speaker 1: is a best Untamed was like at number one and 890 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,120 Speaker 1: four words, and her book is just about her being 891 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,800 Speaker 1: Abbey one Bock's life. It's about her coming out and 892 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:46,480 Speaker 1: being untamed from a Christian marriage and rocking the Christian 893 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:51,360 Speaker 1: faith blog community. Right, Okay, I guess so that's her story. 894 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:56,920 Speaker 1: So she she was also an addict. I think Wow. 895 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,320 Speaker 1: So anyway we have to read, I don't know. I 896 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,920 Speaker 1: have not read. Okay, so what you're saying now, like 897 00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,839 Speaker 1: signs are pointing to low bed. I just I'm fisioning this. Yeah, 898 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,359 Speaker 1: design within reach medium bed. It's not high, but it's 899 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,840 Speaker 1: not low. It's not this big rain like fancy big chestnut. 900 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,480 Speaker 1: And I think it's also cavalier in this way where 901 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:23,160 Speaker 1: it's just just this huge, massive walking closet for just 902 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:28,840 Speaker 1: all the dry fits and the bindle keeps all the suits. Okay, 903 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,719 Speaker 1: I'm doing something we never do, which is because I 904 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,040 Speaker 1: need to know. I'll see this article that's Abby Wamback 905 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,000 Speaker 1: and Glenn and Doyle buy all new Hermosa Beach mansion 906 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:42,279 Speaker 1: sell waterfront Florida home. And this home is looking high 907 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,319 Speaker 1: bed from the outside. I'll tell you that right now. 908 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:50,479 Speaker 1: Going to Glennon's Instagram, you're just looking for beds. Yeah, okay, 909 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:55,120 Speaker 1: they have a gray couch. Yeah. I am feeling like 910 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,480 Speaker 1: I'm right, just that the dominant aesthetic is Glennon's here, 911 00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:03,359 Speaker 1: because it's really not giving PNW vibes everything. I'm oh, 912 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,120 Speaker 1: this are you looking at? It's wait? I see this big, 913 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:11,759 Speaker 1: like weird grade like a low room. I don't know, 914 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,880 Speaker 1: this is a weird hotel. I am going to have 915 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,120 Speaker 1: to eat shit right now, and I'm going to have 916 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:21,280 Speaker 1: to backcome yes because the bed and this photo is low. 917 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,320 Speaker 1: It is you on dirt dot com. I'm on dirt 918 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:29,920 Speaker 1: dot com. Okay, my favorite website, dirt dot com looking 919 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,560 Speaker 1: at this photo of their waterfront Florida mansion that they 920 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:39,000 Speaker 1: sold and yeah, the master it's but but then again, 921 00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,120 Speaker 1: this could be staged. This could be staged to sell, 922 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,080 Speaker 1: and maybe they moved out all their furniture and just 923 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,520 Speaker 1: put well, you're really trying to make excuses. You're like, 924 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,880 Speaker 1: there's no way they can't be high bed. See look 925 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,840 Speaker 1: at these like bars, weird kind of like I don't know, 926 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,120 Speaker 1: but what's this guitar in the corner? Like who plays guitar? 927 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,800 Speaker 1: Like that's such a random stage. Dirt dot Com is 928 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,240 Speaker 1: doing so long to load, no dirt touching a long 929 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,040 Speaker 1: time to load for me. I was worried about my connection. 930 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,240 Speaker 1: I was about to call up Time Warner. Okay, this 931 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,600 Speaker 1: just super hotel art. But they're trying to be a 932 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,280 Speaker 1: little like this is just like this kitchen tables like 933 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:12,880 Speaker 1: sixties modern. I don't something to me. Okay, this is 934 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:17,120 Speaker 1: octagonal coffee table. That's oh my god, this portrait of 935 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:22,680 Speaker 1: Bob Dylan. But do you see this huge red modular 936 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,320 Speaker 1: couch and then the bed is low with an Eames 937 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,520 Speaker 1: chair and the guitar. But like kind of then the 938 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:31,760 Speaker 1: art is too small for this space. Like all it's 939 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,760 Speaker 1: like really small paintings and a big wall. Weirdly, these 940 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:38,800 Speaker 1: side tables in the bedroom too, are like weirdly like 941 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,600 Speaker 1: more like country. They're like Dolly Parton esque, which is 942 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:46,240 Speaker 1: glenn distressed. That's okay, yeah, those are being Glennen to me. 943 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,480 Speaker 1: Can I say it's also so Christian to have an 944 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:53,160 Speaker 1: acoustic guitar? Yes? An Abby sits on that Eames chair 945 00:58:53,200 --> 00:59:02,800 Speaker 1: and watches her wife's sleep. Okay, so I won um cool, 946 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,200 Speaker 1: good for you. Vindicated by dirt dot Com once again, 947 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,439 Speaker 1: my own bitch. All right, I give this book no Hello, 948 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,800 Speaker 1: who are you in the book? Oh my god? Who 949 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:15,440 Speaker 1: am I in the book? Good one? Oh wait what 950 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,400 Speaker 1: are you up really? Beginning, which she's like, there's two 951 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:22,120 Speaker 1: Abbeys inside of me, intense Abbey and chill chill Abby. 952 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:28,040 Speaker 1: I'm chill Abby, honor most of beach just being like Okay, 953 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:31,400 Speaker 1: where are we hitting up first? You're absolutely chill abby 954 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,880 Speaker 1: He's just like I got shots for everyone. Okay, that 955 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,960 Speaker 1: is so badass. When she's like breaks her finger, when 956 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,720 Speaker 1: she's like waste it and falls out of the dancefloor 957 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,360 Speaker 1: and then and it's like so crooked and then she 958 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,800 Speaker 1: like pushes it, like puts it back in a position, 959 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:50,360 Speaker 1: like breaks it back, and it's just like, yo, oh, 960 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,280 Speaker 1: she's focking badass. It's like, okay, that is fucking badass. 961 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:58,840 Speaker 1: President Barack, who's saying Obama was correct? When you are, 962 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,160 Speaker 1: I'll tell you are you are? You're also chill Abbey. 963 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,000 Speaker 1: You're also Leta Dunham nine faced coming up to Happy 964 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:09,360 Speaker 1: at fahild Toree, New Hampshire, being like, you're so charismatic. 965 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,760 Speaker 1: You're the most charismatic person that I've ever seen speak 966 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:16,640 Speaker 1: of my entire life. Nine face Dunn. I'm over here, okay, 967 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,640 Speaker 1: solve that. Um yeah, I don't know. I give this 968 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:31,200 Speaker 1: book to stern Um handshakes out of five. Yeah. I 969 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:35,920 Speaker 1: give this two ice baths out of five, just because 970 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,160 Speaker 1: the reason why I'm not giving it one is because 971 01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,160 Speaker 1: it just is entertaining with all the lesbian road trips 972 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:46,560 Speaker 1: and like charging Tesla's and like X stuff. Yeah, it's 973 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,840 Speaker 1: amusing to like see all this, you know it is. 974 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:54,520 Speaker 1: It is like a really accurate portrayal of lesbian life 975 01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:01,200 Speaker 1: and language. Yes, lesbian life and love length which people 976 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,720 Speaker 1: watching the L word um like in a carpeted room 977 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:11,760 Speaker 1: in Cormosa Beach. But yeah, I mean the lack of 978 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:17,439 Speaker 1: real actual like grit or detail or emotion. Um, it's 979 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:24,160 Speaker 1: a little boring for sure. I agree. Do you think 980 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,160 Speaker 1: she was into Mia Ham when they like played together 981 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,560 Speaker 1: for two seasons or whatever? I was another no, because 982 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,000 Speaker 1: I feel like me is kind of her type, because 983 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:34,240 Speaker 1: me is like petite and like Brn is like a 984 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,560 Speaker 1: hard fet She likes a hard fam or she says like, oh, 985 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,800 Speaker 1: this is so funny when she's like, are you my type? 986 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:44,320 Speaker 1: Are you like a buy woman who like love someone 987 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:48,560 Speaker 1: with commitment issues or something. I feel like she was 988 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:51,720 Speaker 1: like probably thought she was hot, but I think she 989 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,440 Speaker 1: was like too intimidated. It was like, you're too much 990 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,560 Speaker 1: for my hero for like me to be attracted to you. 991 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,480 Speaker 1: I think she kind of needs to be the staff 992 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,360 Speaker 1: in the relationship. Yeah, well it's not with Glennon, But 993 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:05,200 Speaker 1: I think earlier on right, and as we said, she's 994 01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:08,440 Speaker 1: now in her J Cutler retireeface and yes she's okay 995 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,880 Speaker 1: to let someone else take the stage, take a step 996 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:18,600 Speaker 1: back and be untamed. Okay. Well, well, awesome, amazing lesbian book. 997 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:23,520 Speaker 1: Next week we are being super random and reading a 998 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:28,640 Speaker 1: children's book because I am getting a surgery tomorrow. Hell. Yes, 999 01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:32,080 Speaker 1: and sometimes we need to. As you lighten your load, 1000 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,120 Speaker 1: we are going to lighten our book load. Yeah, are 1001 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:39,560 Speaker 1: reading loads. So we are reading um, say, Stephen Santiago, 1002 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:43,920 Speaker 1: The Dreamer and Land among the Stars by Ricky Martin. 1003 01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:53,760 Speaker 1: You're going to be reading LaVita Loca. Fuck. That is 1004 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:57,360 Speaker 1: so good. Wow. Okay, well that's all I want to say. 1005 01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:07,160 Speaker 1: Now you kill me, you kill me? Okay. 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