WEBVTT - Ep 79: Dating Do's feat Sam Whiteout and Jessie Woo 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:05.080 You know what I can stand. I can't send what 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:07.480 your motherfucker has a big zozo and he knows he 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:10.000 has a big zozo. But he wants you to know that. 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:11.960 He knows that you know he has a big zozo. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:14.640 So he's sticking the entire zozo. And why you have 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:16.360 to do that? Just put that sip in that set. 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:18.919 I know you have a big zozo. You know you 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:21.200 have a big zozo. My throat don't need to know that. 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:23.160 Why are you sticking yours so far? In me? I'm 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:25.440 seeing it come out of my mouth. Come on. Text 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.720 some of those was allowed text some of it out 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:33.159 put that's it, that's it, No take it out. You 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:36.519 feel that, Yes, I feel that, my heart feel that, 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:40.800 my thought feel that. Share my Thompsons feel it. But 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:42.839 the funk man take Some of those was allowed? Man, 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:44.880 come on, you don't have to prove nothing to me. 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.600 Text some of those as all out share Frank, you 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.680 don't have to use my insertions else. I want to 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.080 have children one day, but if you're breaking me like that, 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:55.920 I'm not going to be able to do that. Text 0:00:55.920 --> 0:01:00.240 some of tho zozo out. Hey, everybody working, horrible decision ends. 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.640 I'm wheezy, and today we are going to be joined 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:06.200 by the lovely and late Jesse Wou and Sam Whiteout, 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.600 who are filling in from Mandy B. Today. I am 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.400 so excited to be here. We are at the Gotham 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.440 Podcast Studio at one hundred Church Street. It's an awesome 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:15.560 place to record your podcast. They have two rooms. They 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.040 offer video as well, So if you're ever in New 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:20.280 York and you want to invite us on your pod, 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:23.440 we'll meet you here. Thanks for joining me, Sam, Thanks 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:28.000 for having me. It's been a while, dude. So I 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.160 just want to say I'm so excited to have you 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.120 back because your episode at the time was like so 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.319 highly rated and it was very vanilla. It was it 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:40.400 wasn't that vanilla. It was okay, alright, you talked about 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:43.759 like college train running. You're like, oh, but not me, No, No, 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:45.560 that's that is not how that went down. You know 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:47.280 what I'm saying. Everbody should just go listen to episode 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.200 twenty one and then they can be you know, their 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:53.240 own judge. And compared to this, Sam's episode was about 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:57.920 dating dudes, dating don't. Jesse's episode was called why man 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:59.840 a Ship? And so basically I'm like you know what 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:01.880 to turn the table as you guys both have really 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:04.160 great energy. Let's just make it all about things you 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.760 want and dating dudes. Let's manifest some good sex. We'll 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.400 put it out good vibes, speak it into existence. So 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.440 I want to tell a story actually really quick while 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.160 we're waiting for Jesse, because it's crazy. Okay, this is 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.360 seriously insane. So I've been dating this guy named Jeeves. 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.320 We had a threesome with this girl. Wait time out, 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:23.480 you have a new man. Okay, it's been like a year, bro, 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:27.200 calm the funk down. I just hey, it look back 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:31.919 like oh, but I mean come on now, let's I 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:33.400 don't think you want to bark up that trip. Okay, 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.120 And you know what, to be fair, I said the 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.400 other day, Um, I need to in order to have 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.679 help this podcast grow, I need to be a hoe, 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:41.600 you know what I'm saying, Like, I can't just keep 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:45.280 my pussy to myself. I have to throw it out 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.240 there for material. So this is just content couchie at 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:53.079 this point. Content couchie. That's a hashtag right there. Put 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.480 that crazy. So we have a threesome with this girl 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:58.280 and meet on this app called Field. Wait time out. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.960 Can you imagine, Like I'm trying to envision, like a 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.200 girl's wearing a pair of panties and it says hashtag 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:07.320 content couchie on the front like Twitter, and I'm right, wait, wait, wait, 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:10.280 wait what am I getting myself into? Sign the NDI 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.640 a sign the India frankly, like, I feel like this 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:14.320 is now a fetish for any new men that I 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:16.399 will meet. They're like, oh, yeah, it's content Couchie. Like cool, 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:17.959 I'm gonna is she gonna talk about it? So they're 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.639 gonna put an extra work. Um, so here's what happens. 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.920 Have this threesome like a month or so ago. So 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:26.000 I go downstairs. I looked like ship. It was the 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:27.680 rough day of work. And I went to my favorite 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.200 plea to place. It's called Sauce NELLI. Yes, check it out. 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.839 It's really good and I always get the classic. So 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:35.560 I'm sitting there and I'm looking at someone sitting at 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:37.400 the table, a group of two friends, and you know 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:38.800 when you're looking at someone but you're like where do 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.040 I know them from? So the girls smiling at me 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:45.480 and she's, um, you just wait. Let me give a 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:48.360 little background. It was an okay threesome one out of ten. 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:50.119 I'll give it a six point five seven. I didn't 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.760 even get the dick beau. The didn't want it. She whatever, 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:55.480 it was fine, interesting, I'm really into being a boyor 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:57.880 so she's looking at me. I'm looking at her, and 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.840 this girl smiling at me, and then she's talking to 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:02.720 her friend, and then the friend looks at me. I'm like, Okay, 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:06.840 they're not black, so they must not know horrible decisions. Honestly, 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:11.080 is your demographic that skewed towards black? Yeah, we have 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:13.400 thirteen white people that listen, and they always right in 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.080 and they'll say, hey, I'm two out of thirteen, three 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.159 out of thirteen. Now that we've been on really an idiots, 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:18.880 I'm gonna push it up to maybe twenty six. But 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:23.120 I mean, you don't even count bro. Black people send 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:25.120 you to ship and you out here. Black lives matter 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.480 all days, so we can't even count you in the 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:30.680 thirteen comments. So anyway, the girl, I'm getting the pizza. 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:32.760 I'm waiting for it, and the girl comes over to 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:36.080 me and she's like, oh my god, hi, and I'm 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:41.159 like hey, and she's like, are you kidding me? I said, 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.520 hold on and she's like, you're a bit and she 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.760 laughs and then like hugs me, and I'm like what. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:51.200 And I don't know if the smell of her reminded 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.600 me of her, not in a bad way, I know, 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.120 but I'm still well, but I think her scent reminded 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:57.520 me that it was her, and I'm like, oh my god. 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:00.240 And I didn't know her name, so I was like, 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:06.800 why do you even try? So then I just say like, girl, 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.240 are you felt bad? Right? Because she's sitting there now. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:10.760 She's like, damn, you don't even remember me, bl blah 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.479 blah blah blah. So I'm still at the window right 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:14.320 and I'm so fucking embarrassed that i don't know her. 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.200 I just want to get my pizza and leave now. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.120 For anybody that knows me well, they know I have 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:19.960 an egg gallergy and this is what made me feel worse. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.839 The guy's like, miss, miss, we ran out of the pizza, 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:27.760 but we have the bacon ranch pizza if you want that, 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:31.080 and she says she can't eat that she's allergic to eggs. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:35.000 I'm like, you remember my allergy and I don't remember 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:39.640 your pussy r face. This is terrible, bro. So I'm 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.560 sitting there trying to like overcompensate, right, I'm just telling her. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:44.480 I'm like, oh my god, it's been such a long day. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:49.119 Like it's been I just like, so, dude, I felt 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:50.640 so bad. He's like, do you want the pizza? Like no, 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:52.320 So I start running down the street. He's like, you 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.119 forgot your money. He's holding three dollars over the fucking window. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:59.320 Like it's fine, It's fine. I felt so bad, Sam, 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:02.359 you should because I only bring us up to ask 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:06.920 have you ever forgot No? But I now have the 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:10.520 greatest excuse for forgetting people's names because I get to say, 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.680 at least, it's not like we had sex and I 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:16.520 forgot your name because I'm to you. So I actually 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:19.000 want to say thank you, because I get in trouble 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:20.200 all the time. I meet a lot of people, and 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.279 I love meeting people, but I forget people's names. I'll 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.159 remember somebody what they were like wearing, and what we 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:27.000 talked about, and what we were eating, what the weather 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.719 was like. She was naked. I would have remembered her 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:32.240 bush because that was honestly the most memorable thing about her. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:33.960 And I just want to say I was It was 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:38.680 a very jarring bush. Okay, So I don't mind a bush, 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:41.360 but like if it's around like the whole of the pussy, 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.120 which is like the actual vagina, right, Like I had 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:46.040 to eat your vagina with hair in it, I don't 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.120 want to pull it on that teeth, you know, having 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:50.000 stems in the blunt. I already got big teeth, they 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:51.640 already in the way. I don't need the hair too. 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:56.120 So when I remember the bush. So it's funny because 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:57.719 when I she took off her panties, I was like, 0:06:57.720 --> 0:06:59.839 oh no, and then she opened her legs. I was like, oh, 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:03.359 it's not where I thought it was. But like, have 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:06.880 you seen the movie Waiting with Ryan Reynolds, Why, there's 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:10.240 like a there's like a bush scene where this like 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:14.239 crazy waitress stands on a table and like like pulls 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.120 her pants down and it's like this crazy bush. And 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.000 she's like, that's okay. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:22.240 that bad. She was very clean, she smelled fine, tasted fine. 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:24.280 It's just like I haven't seen a full bush like 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.800 that in a long time. And I just want to 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:28.680 say I kind of felt like it was coming. So 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.560 she kept talking about how much of a feminist she was, 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:36.920 and I was like, I love equal rights. I ride 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:38.480 for my sisters all day, every day. But I'll be 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.080 wax so because it's your right to wax or to 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:44.920 not wax. Thank you, So here we go, seriously, no 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:48.760 thank you, because that story is now recorded, so on record. 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:50.960 I'm gonna have this saved so that I can literally 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.160 anytime I get shipped for not remember somebody's name, I'm 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:55.400 just gonna play this. Appreciate this. I don't appreciate this. 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.120 I don't appreciate this. I'll appreciate this at all because 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:04.280 you'd be a real shady I grateful, all right. I 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.640 already feel bad about it. Honestly, I'm praying to God 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:09.040 she doesn't know my Instagram or anything, because this would 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:11.160 be even worse. But like I said, you tasted great, 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.480 just better. It's going to get better. If she knows 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.200 your instagram. Why would it get better because there would 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.640 be more to the story, which maybe she'll come on. 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.520 That would be great. She'll be like, hey, fuck you, 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:28.280 what's your name again? What is it wise with? All right? 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.080 So I wanted to do Vanilla ship, but I thought 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.080 maybe we could skip that because you're already kind of 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:37.480 the Vanilla Ship of the show. Well, it's like, um, 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:39.880 but people, you came on and everybody wanted me to 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:41.960 ask you something that you do want to Twitter Sam 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.559 after Dark right asked Sam nasty questions and we went 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.760 easy on you. So I'm going to start this off 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:52.120 with a bang no pun. Okay, the first episode was 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:54.280 the one that you heard about the missing condom that 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.199 you talked about on a few platforms, that you enjoyed 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:58.720 it and whatever, Dad Ship was hilarious. I looked like 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:00.800 a crazy person walking down the street. I was laughing. So, 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.560 speaking of crazy people, have you ever got a condom 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:05.800 stuck on a girl? And if so, did you offer 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.240 to help get it out? What happened? Tell us that 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:15.679 I definitely think it's happened more than once. Really, yeah, um, 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.439 I know it happened with like this girl I was 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.840 seeing in college for like and it's like not it 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.520 wasn't just like a casual one or two time thing. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.160 We were like seeing each other pretty frequently, so you were, Okay, 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:29.760 we're going elbow deep to get it out. No, No, 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.000 I think she was embarrassed. I was like, oh Ship, 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:33.599 like my bad, and then she just went to the 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.079 bathroom and took care of it. Wait, you didn't help 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:39.520 her get the condom out offered. You just walked into 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:47.760 Jesse who my sisters talking? Have you ever had a 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.640 condom stock in your puzzy Jessie? Why do you know? 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:53.640 What a question to walk into? She knew? What do 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:58.440 you know? I've had a condom stuck there by the way. 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.240 I don't know if you've ever met Sam, I don't 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.920 really met. It's nice to me. You like che I 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:07.240 like beautiful women. Have you ever been with a white woman? Yes? 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:09.719 You you know. When I interviewed you last time, you said, no, 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.200 that's not true. Yes you did. Nope, that's that's a lie. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:22.280 You've been with aitian O. My head found this is getting. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:26.000 This is like me. It's just like me fucking white 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.640 boys and then finding out from my frayed hairs that 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:32.720 I'm black. I'm like, whoa, that is a not I 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.680 definitely didn't write to you. I definitely have head sex 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:38.640 with a white girl, like and before the podcast it 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.440 was in college. I feel like you told us to know, 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:43.720 but I'll go for it. I've never dated a white woman. 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:46.719 That's what the question was, and that is still true. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:53.679 Why is that is it the food child. I don't 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:57.600 often find myself in like social situations with white women. 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:01.320 I saw Van le Thin post a peanut butter sandwich. Van, 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:04.440 by the way, right, what you heard me? What in 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:07.720 the white buck? And so he then posted a caption 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.559 as to tag someone who would enjoy this, and I wrote, frankly, 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:11.959 I have so many white friends at tag, but I 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:14.040 think they're only friends with me. For the food. I 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.079 would tag a rope or something, maybe a maggot that 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:21.720 is disgust make is eating peanut butter and mayo. That's 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.560 white people put mayo on just too much. They really 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:27.080 do that. I ain't gonna like I'm all with like 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:32.400 a Chipotle mao. Yes, because it's a season male, right right? 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:36.599 All right, you're walking into Lord, you know, okay, this 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:41.240 is neither of your first times around. It's not. Let's 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:43.320 get speaking of that. We already played the clip of 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:48.520 you talking about zozos. Alright, So if someone squirts this 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:51.360 is Sam, are you licking it up? Or are you 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:57.040 freaking out if it gets on you or your face? Uh? Neither. 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:59.680 I'm certainly not going to freak out. There's not much 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:01.240 that can be me freak out. I mean, you have 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.600 a beard, a K flavor saver and so shout out 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.760 to recognizing so you do when it's soaked up like 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.920 and it's dripping, do you not like kiss with the 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.240 taste and stuff? Oh? Sure, But I'm saying like I 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.200 was just meaning to say that, like, there is not 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.000 much it could go down that would make me freak out, 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:20.000 especially because I feel like it's freaking out during sex 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.200 just makes the other person feel embarrassed. If it was 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:24.560 a squirting stream of piss, how do you feel about that? 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:27.079 That would not be okay? But what squirting is from 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.480 urine in there, So I mean it's like a little bit, 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:34.600 but like I feel like it tastes different. It's tangy, 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:38.280 got a little tang to it. Have you ever squirted drinks? 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:41.000 I've never squirted me neither. Maybe it's something wrong with 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:44.360 me a girl. Maybe we should practice with saying m 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:51.319 Maybe we should after the show? What do you think 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.720 that's you? Have you ever seen pins? Also? You know 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.679 I've seen pins also before, and you know I'm just 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:58.840 not I mean, here's the thing, right, my mom's an 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.600 armand and she told me not all white men's half 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:06.360 pink Zuzukay, that's said that some white man's got brown zuzu? 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:11.040 Is that true? I mean not not like not like brown, 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:20.520 like like like a little Indians getting like you know 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.959 what I'm saying, a little yeah, like a little you know, 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.200 some little Indian, a little Native and marriage, so just 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:29.679 like not pink like yeah, and then there's a tone, right. 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.440 And I was watching the show called Housewives of Potomac. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.200 One of the black girls up there, she dates a 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.720 white man and she was like, you know his my 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:41.480 my husband, Penis is half black half white. Because it's 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.280 being on she was like, the shaft is white, but 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.600 the balls is brown. So I don't know. It's like, 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:49.840 you know what he really he talks to her like 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:51.760 a black dude. So I'm like, well, maybe that's something 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:55.760 to it, maybe a little brown or whatever. It's like 0:13:55.800 --> 0:14:01.199 it's yeah, you know it like maybe maybe it's right. 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:04.920 So yeah, I haven't seen enough white guy dicks to 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.480 really make a judgment. True, Yeah, I wouldn't know. When 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:10.120 you watch porn, are you watching inter racial morn? You watching? 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.720 Do you have to watch black nick porn? What? Because 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:16.920 it's not like it makes him feel, it makes me 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.080 feel what it makes him feel the way. I'm just 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.320 I mean no, I just I can't like place myself, 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.440 like I can't place myself. So is that what you're 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.840 doing in porn? You're placing your Okay, got it, I 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:29.680 would imagine. So I don't do that. I just appreciate 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:33.000 the boy for what it is. I don't know. For me, 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:36.680 porn is always nice to they start having sex, like 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:40.480 you appreciate the plot. I'd be liking it and I 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.320 want to be you know, like talking to each other 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:43.920 and stuff. And then when they're like when the dicks 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:47.200 starts slamming into the pussy, I did, I'm done? But wait, 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:49.640 what part do you come to? I don't come to 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:55.320 any Okay, So why so I feel like you and 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:58.880 I take very different approaches to porn because I watch 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:00.600 porn to get a nut so that I can go 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.400 to sleep because I'm tired and stressed. I'll be watching 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.880 porn to like get ideas and stuff. But then it's like, 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.960 so you watch porn for research? Yeah, okay, I didn't know. 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.120 I've watched enough. I feel like I've watched enough porn 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.160 though that the research is just like a side factor, 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:16.920 like I watched like I like to watch like the 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:21.560 romantic porn be like, oh yeah, I like the romantic 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.280 It's like, but that's like sometimes like they've just be 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:26.880 jamming the zozo in there. It's like, don't be jamming 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.840 my ship up, Like no, it's a weird traffics do 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:32.280 you pay for? Like where are you finding this? Like 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:37.160 high quality? They have a lot of Actually, um, there's 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:40.000 a woman named Erica Lust Jeeves told me about. So 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:45.360 she's a girl chat femaleographer that has people submit their 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:49.640 stories in and then she reenacts them with actors and 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.440 it's made for women. It's like you really typing this hand? 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:56.760 I mean made for women porn is usually better. Yeah, 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:58.880 you know it's like you know, the wind be blowing 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:02.760 in your hair and ship and basically there's more like 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:05.960 production value. Yeah yeah, it don't take much of me. 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:08.400 So I'm a dude at heart, like I like it 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.720 to be disgusting, honey, I don't want to, but I 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.320 see and then like they'd be like coming on ahead, 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:16.840 like don't be coming on my pair, don't do that. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.560 That does suck me up. Don't be coming on my 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:21.480 frontal wig, Like this is a week, don't don't come here, 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:25.080 you know, try to come you know, somewhere over here. 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.960 Don't come up here over here because and it's like 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.160 I gotta take the come out, and you know it's 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:34.920 mixed with the hair glue and nobody got time. Exactly 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:40.040 are you black girls? You'll be old on what's going 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:43.080 on with Actually, you know what, let's start off with 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:46.200 this because we're a little confused, Sam, can you just 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:48.160 we didn't do that. I just kind of figured everybody 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:49.920 new because this is both your second episode. Can you 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:53.320 just tell the people who you're white black as is? Yeah? Okay, 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:56.960 So what's up, y'all? I'm Sam White Out. I talk 0:16:57.080 --> 0:17:00.680 about race and politics, sencific engagement at schools and colleges 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.680 across the country, and I'm blessed to you know, partner 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:05.479 with a lot of amazing activists across the country and 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:07.640 try and make this clusterfuck of a world a little 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:08.879 bit of a better place. Didn't you work for the 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:11.760 Obama admin? No, I didn't. I worked for Corey Booker, 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:14.000 who is a senator from my home state of New Jersey. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:17.160 Corey is an amazing person. He's a good friend, he's 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:18.960 he's one of the good politicians out there. Is actually 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:21.080 trying to help people. Um so I interned for him 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:23.880 rap Befres from school and we stayed in touch, and 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:25.679 so I work on stuff like that and then I 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.200 do kinky ship like this because I think that people 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.679 should realize that you can care about politics and you 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:35.399 can care about other people's lives. And someday one of 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:39.040 people say, you said you could be a social justice 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.000 person at a home. Yeah you can. You can be. 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:43.560 Everybody should be. You should be for social justice period, 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:45.560 whether you're a hoe or a doctor or a lawyer 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:49.520 or a doctor who or whatever the case. And Jesse, 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.560 who are you? Well, you know I'm still trying to 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.120 foule I am. But you know I'm just a little 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:58.560 Haitian girl from Miami who talks a lot about securing 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:02.240 your pay league and you know, Zozo appointment, so whatnot. 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:05.760 But I'm a host for BT and I do like 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:08.639 stand up comedy and I have a lot of stuff 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:10.879 in the works. You drink a lot of dwinks. I 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:14.040 drink a lot of dwinks. I don't. I don't drink spam, 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:17.240 but I drink dwinks. You don't what what? I don't 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:21.480 drink spell? You know this? A half white en us, Sam, 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:25.040 What wait, I'm supposed to swallow it? I mean, I'm 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:27.200 just you never, I'm not gonna say supposed to. You 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:30.160 should do every you like. You taste like a little salty. Well, 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:32.879 then you're working with the wrong dudes. You know, you 0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:35.560 need to fix their type of niggers. I'll be there 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:37.399 and maybe eating a lot of steak and ship and 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:39.640 so like they should be. They should be tasting like 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:43.679 Haitian food. Yeah, maybe tastes my peak leaves. The sperm 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:45.639 he tastes like peak leaves. Now, I'm not trying to 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:48.840 swaddle that. Sorry. I remember, So I had gotten into it. 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:51.560 I had had there was a I just canna move on. 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:55.840 There was there was a girl who I was and 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:58.320 like I had kind of assumed. I had always kind 0:18:58.320 --> 0:18:59.920 of assumed that like if you're giving me head, that 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:02.359 gonna come in your mouth, right and then hold up, 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:07.600 hold up and something. And so I got I got 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:10.320 sort of you know, checked on that because Shorty was like, 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:12.359 you know, she wasn't mad, but she was like, you 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:13.760 should have said something. You should have asked me, like 0:19:13.800 --> 0:19:14.800 where do you want me to come? And then if 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:16.000 I wanted you to come in my mouth, I would 0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:19.000 have said, so, okay, cool, but here's the thing. So 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.840 for the next like a couple of months, whenever that 0:19:21.920 --> 0:19:24.800 sort of situation would arise, I would ask, right now, 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:26.320 try and do it in a way that was not 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:29.720 sort of like weird, but just sort of were you like, yeah, 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:34.320 no blow jobs? And then I had one girl afterwards 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:36.360 she was like, don't you ever ask me no dumb 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:37.680 sh it like that again? And I put your dick 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:39.760 in my mouth. I will fucking swallow like I ain't, 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:43.760 no bitch. I was like, I was like, girl, thank you, 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:48.240 I'm back, you know, I just I don't know. It's 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:51.080