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Speaker 1: You better have those turkeys thought out. All right. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Brooke and Jeffrey, and we've got a full hour

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Speaker 1: for you coming up.

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Speaker 2: Parents, to make.

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Speaker 3: Sure you guys know by today we need things need

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Speaker 3: to be fine.

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Speaker 4: I was so happy I'm not responsible for this Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: Well you did go get your Costco mac and cheese

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Speaker 1: so that you could repurpose it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, make there, I go.

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Speaker 1: Yes, all right, your tender dads, we got what's on

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Speaker 1: your mind. We got second dates, but first always, we've

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Speaker 1: got your comments.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Zeiler said, I always thought the wim Brooks Buck

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Speaker 4: segment was called with Brook Fox until recently.

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Speaker 5: Brook.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, like that might be better. Yeah, yeah, that

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Speaker 1: is my name. Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 6: I like that well Fox.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of wait to the game.

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Speaker 1: I know people like miss hear our stuff all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they Laser stories was a real mystery for a lot

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Speaker 1: of people.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, you're here, let's enjoy it. It starts right now.

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Speaker 8: If your teenager look constipated and weirdly happy about it

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Speaker 8: in every single photo, here's why it's broken. Jeffrey in

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Speaker 8: the morning, It's because gen Z's new favorite selfie pose

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Speaker 8: is scrunch face.

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Speaker 9: Let me take a.

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Speaker 1: Selfie like you're trying too hard on the toilet.

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Speaker 8: Because you know, duck face dominated for the long time

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Speaker 8: as the go to pose. Then we had fish gape

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Speaker 8: and sparrow jaws to.

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Speaker 5: Animal faces you're supposed to make to look.

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Speaker 8: Cute, But now it's all about the scrunch face.

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Speaker 5: And it's mostly something teenage girls are doing in their pictures.

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Speaker 8: But to pull off scrunch face, you have to scrunch

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Speaker 8: up your nose, squint your eyes. You're supposed to tilt

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Speaker 8: your head a little and flash like a tiny ground

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Speaker 8: and you.

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Speaker 4: Do when you do a point five selfie with your

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Speaker 4: phone backwards. Oh yeah, it's how you take selfies now, Jeff.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I still flip.

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Speaker 8: I have a Nokia flip phone, so you have to, like,

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Speaker 8: I don't think it's dumb it down.

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Speaker 5: Back to the scrunch face.

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Speaker 8: It's supposed to be like the face you make if

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Speaker 8: you just bit into a lemon, but a little bit

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Speaker 8: more smiley, and if you do it right.

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Speaker 5: It's supposed to look real cute.

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Speaker 2: Girls do this with the tongue out and it's like

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Speaker 2: I'm cute.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, if you do it wrong. It's supposed to look

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Speaker 8: like you ate too much cheese and haven't seen your

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Speaker 8: bathroom in days.

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Speaker 1: Interesting the yeah, the one you sent around looks like

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Speaker 1: she smells something, Yeah, smell something icky, like she's cute.

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Speaker 1: She I think she's just cute, So it just yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not the best for her.

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Speaker 8: People have been doing this on social media for a while,

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Speaker 8: but apparently now it's hitting a point where kids do

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Speaker 8: it compulsively as their natural reflex pose without even thinking.

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Speaker 5: So it's everywhere.

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Speaker 8: Cheese like say, scrunch yeah, real quick, right before we

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Speaker 8: move on, I want everybody to get together with me.

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Speaker 8: Right now, we're going to do a quick scrunch face

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Speaker 8: photo for Digital Jake.

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Speaker 5: All right, we're gonna scrunch scrunch on.

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Speaker 8: Three ready, one two, three, scrunch.

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Speaker 5: Ute Jake, was it cute?

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Speaker 6: You were all there?

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Speaker 5: Okay, So we got that out of the way and

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Speaker 5: we're totally cool.

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Speaker 8: Let's move on to the shack collar question of the

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Speaker 8: day with Digital Jake.

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Speaker 5: Go ahead, Jake, It's.

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Speaker 10: Time to play the game show that moves faster than

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Speaker 10: a tree squirrel on a caffeine bitch. Our golden haired

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Speaker 10: mensa student Alexis is ready to tackle questions so painfully

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Speaker 10: easy even a mentally impaired goldfish to get them right.

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Speaker 10: Will you put your trust into her childlike discount manicured hands.

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Speaker 1: He just saying that hand is child like. Nothing nails.

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Speaker 6: It's another heart pounding edition of.

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Speaker 10: Three Seconds with Alexis. The theme of today's game is

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Speaker 10: simple science. And even though Brook adamantly does not believe

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Speaker 10: specific scientific category Alexis will be tackling. First, Brook, your

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Speaker 10: category is ancient Greek theory and philosophy, right up her, Alley, Brook,

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Speaker 10: is she getting the question right or wrong?

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Speaker 1: First of all, I don't think that's science, but yeah,

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Speaker 10: Jake, all right, Brook's betting on Alexis to get this right. Alexis,

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Speaker 10: you can answer as soon as I stop asking the question, Alexis.

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Speaker 10: The ancient Greeks believed there were four elements that made

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Speaker 10: up everything in our universe, Earth, water, air, and what else?

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Speaker 1: Easy, it's water, Aaron, Ling.

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Speaker 6: You didn't even answer, Alexis. We were looking for fire.

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Speaker 1: There's even a seventies band named after this. They skipped

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Speaker 1: element that I did.

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Speaker 10: But yeah, that theory was suggested around four p fifty

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Speaker 10: BC and was later supported by Brooks high school boyfriend Aristotle.

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Speaker 10: I had to qualify that because Alexis may assume that

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Speaker 10: Aristotle was a.

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Speaker 1: Rapper, little Aron style future.

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Speaker 10: We have one person getting shocked already. Let's move over

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Speaker 10: to the next category. It's four, Jeff, Jeff, Let's go

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Speaker 10: to the board again. Ancient Chinese cosmo g Jeff, is

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Speaker 2: It's almost cosmetology.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, if it was cosmetology, she'd be all over that

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Speaker 8: with that discount. Manuo, I I want to believe in you, hear, Alexis,

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Speaker 8: and do it?

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 7: A dare.

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Speaker 5: You know what?

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Speaker 2: In your face? I believe in you. You're gonna get this.

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Speaker 10: One right, all right, Jeff, here's your question. In the

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Speaker 10: ancient Chinese religion of Taoism. They believe there are five

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Speaker 10: basic elements that make up our universe or cosmos aka cosmology.

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Speaker 10: Another one those elements are earth, would, metal, water, and

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Speaker 6: It's fire, Jake, that's correct?

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Speaker 2: Is it fire?

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Speaker 10: Jeffrey bet on her and it paid off. You're safe

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Speaker 10: so far. We're about to go back to the board

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Speaker 10: for Jose. But before we do, you should know we've

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Speaker 10: already removed ancient Buddhism from the subcategories. Okay, they believe

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Speaker 10: in six elements, and yes, Jose, one of them is fire.

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Speaker 10: But your scientific category is.

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Speaker 6: The Disney Pixar movie Elemental. Jose. Will she get this

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I don't know if she's seen it, But no, you

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Speaker 3: know she's seen every animated movie in the history of time,

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Speaker 3: and she loves them and she actually pays attention to them.

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Speaker 2: So I have a lot of faith she's gonna get

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Speaker 1: Jake, Is anything else concerned we're considering a Disney movie science.

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Speaker 10: I know better than to question the board. Jose's betting

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Speaker 10: on Alexis. Here's your question, Alexis. This family film takes

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Speaker 10: us into the world of element City, where the residents

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Speaker 10: are all made up of the four basic elements. The

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Speaker 10: story follows an unlikely duo Ember and Wade. Which two

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Speaker 1: It's so cute, it's a flame and water.

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Speaker 5: That's correct is technically not an element.

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Speaker 4: That's She's a little like cute fire flames.

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Speaker 6: Fire, wade, ripple is water. So Brooke is getting shots.

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Speaker 6: Jeff and Jose are safe.

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Speaker 10: That was three seconds with alexis the only game show

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Speaker 10: that can kill your brain cells faster than drinking chlorox

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Speaker 10: or your money back.

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Speaker 5: I want my Money's not a brain cells guy.

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Speaker 1: All three answers were fire, and she somehow got mine wrong.

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Speaker 6: One was fire and water.

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Speaker 8: Karma comes back to bite Brook for not believing in science,

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Speaker 8: and she's gonna get shocked while doing.

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Speaker 5: Scrunch face singing its raining men by weather girls.

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Speaker 11: It's rain.

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Speaker 5: Rain that was actually really good scrunch face picture. It's

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Speaker 5: a shot call, a question of the.

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Speaker 11: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Let me ask you, guys, would you rather always eat

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Speaker 8: burnt food or always eat undercooked food that you don't

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Speaker 2: No, I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: I'm more of a burnt person to even my bacon

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Speaker 1: I like it a little blast steak but an undercooked

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Speaker 8: Or okay, would you rather have Jaba the hut or

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Speaker 1: Going Jaba, I feel just like the jewelry choice is

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Speaker 5: Knows how to take care of something precious.

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Speaker 1: That is true?

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Speaker 8: tell me the dark thoughts that you've been having up

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Speaker 1: Wow, I just can't come up with one of the second.

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Speaker 5: My quarter birthday even, not even one compliment.

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Speaker 3: Fine, that's your quarter birthday?

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Speaker 2: You count like that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you didn't remember my quarter birday.

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Speaker 7: Sorry?

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Speaker 5: Where is he gonna do?

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Speaker 6: Another?

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Speaker 8: What's on Your Mind? Super dark edition coming up? Little

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Speaker 8: known fact and you should try this while driving on

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Speaker 8: your way to work. If you press the accelerator and

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Speaker 1: Oh that, I want.

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Speaker 8: To see the photo of your faces while listening to

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Speaker 8: this segment What's on your Mind? So press those both

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Speaker 2: Ironically, you're gonna want a dash recording when you hit

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Speaker 8: But let's get it started with brook Brook, what's on

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Speaker 8: your mind?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I discovered the ultimate life hack. Happy

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Speaker 1: about it? Promise my kids have entered their sleepover era.

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Speaker 1: We'll call it okay, so we yeah, so fun. We

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Speaker 1: host kids, the kids go to their best friend's houses.

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Speaker 1: And it dawned on me this weekend, if I schedule

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Speaker 1: a whole date night free. Oh my god, can.

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Speaker 5: You actually want to be away from your children?

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Speaker 8: Oh god, everyone, this is so unlike messaging.

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Speaker 1: It was so dreamy. Older had a sleepover his best friend,

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Speaker 1: and then Norah was that her best friend. And then

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Speaker 1: I went home and I'm like, oh my godn decide

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Speaker 1: anyone for taking our children.

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Speaker 3: Guilty?

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Speaker 5: Can they say they're a week? How about a whole month?

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Speaker 1: I was so grateful that I thought about bringing wine

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Speaker 3: Well, last week I told you guys about this new

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Speaker 2: Then I can't get I had to request a new messuse.

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Speaker 5: Is an addition to a regular massage.

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Speaker 2: And then after that she's like, well, I'm so glad

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Speaker 4: Noticed something these past few months. Okay, every day Ashton

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Speaker 4: One day he asked, who let me leave my house

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Speaker 4: That's why I want to say, Ashton, if you're going

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Speaker 1: He's going to do it. Make it good.

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Speaker 5: He's not tall enough to see over the computer.

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Speaker 6: To see these monitors are very wide. Uh honestly, whatever.

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Speaker 4: Okay, my prime example.

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Speaker 1: You need to work on it.

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Speaker 5: You want you want to get roasted better.

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Speaker 1: If you're going to do it. Yeah, I get you,

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Speaker 1: I get you, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind? Well?

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Speaker 8: I came to a realization recently that life is not

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Speaker 8: If you're happy, if you're having a good time, you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you are not living for real.

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Speaker 8: That's why I was out in my yard over the

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Speaker 8: And I had already raked the lawn, so I had

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just make it a total unlivable hell hole.

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Speaker 8: Text in seven eight five nine two, How are you miserable?

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Speaker 8: Tell us what's on yours? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 8: the morning. Listeners are texting in seven eight five nine

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Speaker 8: two telling us what's been on their minds because we

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Speaker 5: All the best.

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Speaker 8: The most stereotypical friendly Canadian texting the possibly guy, Thanks

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Speaker 3: I would have texted earlier, but my hands are sticky.

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Speaker 2: We have a bunch of them. We love you guys.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for listening. We got to know.

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Speaker 8: The text says, what's been on my mind is that

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Speaker 8: I tried Jack in the Box for the first time

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Speaker 8: Why wouldn't anyone tell me this fifteen years ago. I

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Speaker 8: I love those, but the only way to eat Jack

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Speaker 1: That could have been my kid.

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Speaker 10: I like that.

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Speaker 8: Brook encourages her children to do that whenever they go out.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, keep your text coming seven eighty five nins to

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Speaker 11: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: In the dating world, you gotta be on the lookout

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Speaker 4: It always works.

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Speaker 8: This guy didn't have a car there or most of

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Speaker 8: Well, her therapist said, but you saw the red flags though, right,

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Speaker 8: Gotta love her optimism now. But my promise to you

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Speaker 8: is many, many more red flags, not the carnival kind

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Speaker 8: coming up. When we do a Battle of the Tinder days.

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Speaker 8: Pay attention to Alexis. It's coming up right after this Hope.

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Speaker 1: One dating app.

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Speaker 12: Then there's you swipe right.

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Speaker 4: The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 6: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 8: It's the dating game show that dresses like theanos on

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Speaker 8: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates where two of our

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Speaker 1: it's hard to do.

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Speaker 5: That's talent.

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Speaker 8: But in the other corner, she'll let a guy know

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Speaker 5: Lisa Lisa.

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Speaker 1: Yat. So many men fall in love with you every day,

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Speaker 8: How the game works, one contestant is going to start

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Speaker 5: We're going to start things off with Nasal Hazel.

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Speaker 7: Oh, because he started.

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Speaker 13: Seeing he couldn't stop talking about how much he loved it.

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Speaker 5: That's a compliment. That's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: I had a thousand charcouterie boards and I still can't

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Speaker 5: Unleast he appreciates all your work.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, well this one was apparently more amazing than me,

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Speaker 13: He just took everything, the board, the cheess everything.

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Speaker 8: We're gonna go off on cheesus for too long. Let's

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Speaker 8: move on to Lisa.

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Speaker 5: Lisa go.

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Speaker 12: A guy asked if I wanted to watch the Barbie

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Speaker 12: puppet stand set up with Barbies.

450
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 1: He's gonna act it out.

451
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 5: They're already doing the live action version out the whole movie.

452
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,360
Speaker 5: That's actually amazing is some talent education for.

453
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 12: It was wild. I ran, I ran out.

454
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 1: Yeah well don't.

455
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right around to Hazel, We're back to you.

456
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 13: I don't know a guy.

457
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 7: We talked about work on the day, especially my job.

458
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 13: He seems super interested in it, to the point that

459
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 13: I thought, okay, he has to be bored now right.

460
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

461
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 13: Well, a week after our date, I get fired and

462
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 13: get who they hired your lacy.

463
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 1: No, no, he was doing research about the job position

464
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 1: by Danny the hired him.

465
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 13: It turns out we were in a summer field and

466
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 13: after our hangout he just contacted my boss instead. I

467
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 13: bad mouthed him and myself.

468
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh it's so diabolical, brilliant.

469
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:45,120
Speaker 5: That is a smart man. He deserves that job. Okay, Lisa,

470
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 5: what do you got?

471
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,360
Speaker 12: Guy invited me to dinner at a friend's house. We

472
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 12: go there, there's a group of people.

473
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 7: There's a few kids.

474
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: Don't tell me this guy showed up with a sharkcooterie board.

475
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 12: Was a charcoterie guide. But okay, what about mid dinner

476
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 12: one of the kids comes running up and goes, daddy.

477
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 7: Oh.

478
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 1: You didn't realize he was a father before the day.

479
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 12: No mention of any children. Oh God, and so sorry.

480
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 12: We're at my ex wife's house and these are my kids.

481
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean good?

482
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: Did they have a working relationship?

483
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 5: Okay?

484
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 8: On our third final round stories, ladies start with you, Hazel.

485
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 7: Okay.

486
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 13: I guy some Tinder picked me up for the date.

487
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 13: He asked if we could stop by a birthday party

488
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 13: first before we started the date, Like.

489
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,360
Speaker 1: Hey, you mind dropping by for five minutes to see

490
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: my friends, just to say.

491
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,919
Speaker 13: Yeah, I said, okay. And we get to this ten

492
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 13: year old nephew's house, right, it's his ten year old nephew.

493
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: Okay.

494
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 13: And as the family is singing blowing out candles, my

495
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 13: date sneaks out to the present table and I catch

496
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 13: him opening cards and like taking money out. He sees

497
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 13: me watching him, and he holds up the cash and whispers,

498
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 13: we got dreat money.

499
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: Ten year old can't spend it at the bar.

500
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 8: So you dated a cheese thief, then a job thief,

501
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 8: and then finally a money thief.

502
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 5: Yes, all the thiefs, Lisa, it's your last chance.

503
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 7: All right.

504
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 12: I actually went out with a guy as a plus

505
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 12: one to a wedding. Oh wow, yeah it was fancy.

506
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 12: Loved it well. Later at the reception, he asked if

507
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 12: I could record him while he goes up to the bride.

508
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 12: I'm thinking maybe he's going to do something sweet, beautiful,

509
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 12: and I hold the camera and no, he grabs a

510
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 12: piece of cake and smashes it in her face. Who

511
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 12: on top of that, he ouse, I'm not a wedding

512
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 12: crash er.

513
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 9: I'm a wedding smush funny, it is.

514
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 5: Kind of funny.

515
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 2: No.

516
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 12: No, he was beaten up by a couple of guys

517
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 12: and they escorted me out and asked me not to return.

518
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 10: Oh and then some face bashing right after that.

519
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 6: My final bell has the wrong.

520
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 5: That means we need to go to the scoreboard, flexus,

521
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 5: who's your vote go to?

522
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 4: So hard I'm gonna go Hazel because her CHARCOOTERI board

523
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 4: got taken.

524
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 2: We got one for Hazel Brooke.

525
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: Wedding smash Lisa, hands.

526
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 5: Down, tied up, Jose, you're the final choice.

527
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 2: I gotta go with Hazel for feedback.

528
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 6: Relations nasl Hazel.

529
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 5: You got one of the most tragic dating lives around.

530
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 13: Awesome. Finally some retributed.

531
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was Battle of the tender days. We got

532
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 8: your phone tap coming.

533
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 11: Up next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

534
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 8: Today, there's a five year old, sweet little girl out

535
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 8: there who's having a birthday party, and her name is Monica.

536
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 8: Her dad said he wanted to be involved with the party,

537
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 8: so Mom gave him just one task, order the cake

538
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 8: and make sure it arrives on time. What she didn't

539
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 8: mention was she's also going to contact us to say

540
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 8: make sure something goes horribly wrong with his cake order.

541
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 8: And I was like, okay, you know what we can

542
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 8: do that. It's your phone tap right now?

543
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, this is Raymond from bakery. Is this David Potson? Yes,

544
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 5: it is Hi. You ordered the red velvet cheet cake, right, Yeah?

545
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 9: I ordered the cake?

546
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 1: Is it?

547
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 5: Well?

548
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 8: It was, but then I had to make a little

549
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 8: detour back to the store. But now what it was,

550
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 8: it was, well, I'm back on.

551
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 5: The road now, so it's almost there.

552
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 9: No, No, I don't need to almost be here.

553
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 5: It here. It's just there was an issue with it.

554
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 5: But I think we're good.

555
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: Now.

556
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 9: What do you mean? What do you what do you mean?

557
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: Issue?

558
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 9: What issue with my cake?

559
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 5: Yeah?

560
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 8: I mean this whole day has been kind of crazy

561
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 8: for me, Like we had so many weddings and events

562
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 8: and stuff that.

563
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 9: We had that that's all all and good. But this

564
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 9: is my daughter's birthday we're talking about or the cake.

565
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 8: Well, I would argue that a wedding is probably bigger

566
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 8: than a kid's birthday, but I wouldn't.

567
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 9: You could argue that, but that's not what I paid for.

568
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 9: I paid for the cake to be here by now.

569
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 5: Well that's what I was doing.

570
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 8: And I was in the van picking up one of

571
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 8: the other cakes and I bent over and I lost

572
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,479
Speaker 8: my balance and I kind of sat on yours.

573
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 9: No, no, no, you could not sit on my cake.

574
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean, don't worry. I fixed it. We're

575
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 5: all good.

576
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 9: Sat on.

577
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,719
Speaker 8: Well, I just thought, obviously you're not going to want

578
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 8: a big butt imprint on the cake because that would

579
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 8: be pretty weird.

580
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 11: So yeah, yeah, a little.

581
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 9: Bit weird, right, so my daughter who's five years old.

582
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,719
Speaker 8: That's why I had them fill in the divot with

583
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 8: just a bunch of extra frosting.

584
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 9: Okay, maybe you don't get it. I know you're just

585
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 9: a delivery, but I do not want a cake that

586
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 9: somebody sat on.

587
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 8: Well, no, it's fine, Like you wouldn't be able to

588
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 8: tell unless you like cut into it or something.

589
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 9: If you cut into a cake, which is exactly what

590
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 9: you do to a cake. Okay, realize that there's something

591
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 9: wrong with the cake.

592
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 8: Well you're not gonna like this either, but the cake

593
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 8: topper you ordered also got smashed. Oh my god, good news.

594
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 5: Is I and I think you're gonna like this.

595
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 8: I had one of the pastry chefs redo a quick

596
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 8: figurine of the little blind girl on the top of it.

597
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 5: It's real good.

598
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 9: What are you talking about?

599
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 8: She has like sunglasses and a cane, super cute looking.

600
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 9: Oh you're supposed to be a little blonde girl on top,

601
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 9: not a blind girl or a blonde.

602
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 5: Oh god, did I read the note wrong?

603
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 9: Are you serious?

604
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 5: The days just okay, Look, I can take it off.

605
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 5: That's not a problem.

606
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 8: I just know whoever Veronica is, I think she's going to.

607
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 5: Be really happy. I'm going to lose it.

608
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 9: It is not Veronica. It is Monica Monnica.

609
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 5: But Veronica is what it said on my pants when

610
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 5: I looked in the mirror.

611
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 9: You are the stonest delivery person in the history of

612
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,239
Speaker 9: the world. You know that, like you get that your

613
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 9: job understands that it was a little harsh.

614
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 8: I'm sure there must be at least one delivery driver

615
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 8: out there who's worse than me.

616
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 9: My wife is gonna freak out.

617
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 5: Okay, happening, just I just need to think I can

618
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 5: fix this.

619
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 9: Don't fix a thing. I'm not taking a cake. I'm

620
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 9: not taking it.

621
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 5: Hold on, oh, I got an idea. Hold on?

622
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 9: What the are you doing?

623
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 8: Okay, it's good, We're good, and so now it says

624
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 8: happy birthday Onica.

625
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 5: No, people call me that, right.

626
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 9: I'm not paid for First you stood on it, then

627
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 9: you lick it. I'm not paying for this.

628
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 8: Well, it wouldn't make you feel any better though, if

629
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 8: I told you this is all made up and your

630
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 8: wife brought the cake home yesterday.

631
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 9: What are you talking about? Yeah, like, my wife brought.

632
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 8: What the cake that you bought? Because I'm not really

633
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 8: working from the bakery. This is a prank phone call

634
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 8: from a radio station. Your wife, Katie listens to.

635
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 9: What are you talking about?

636
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 3: Please me?

637
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 9: Are you joking right now?

638
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 8: I'm kind of am joking because my name is jeff

639
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 8: from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing

640
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 8: a phone tap on you.

641
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 5: Man.

642
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, are you serious?

643
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 5: Like this is a joke? Yeah?

644
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 11: Man?

645
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 8: Your your wife said that you were really stressed about

646
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 8: this because it's the one thing that she puts you

647
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 8: in charge of for your daughter's birthday. Yeah, and so

648
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 8: she thought that she could mess with you about it.

649
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 9: She was right. I mean, you put a blond girl

650
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 9: on top of my cake. Of a blonde girl.

651
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 8: I thought that was quick thinking. Your daughter could wear

652
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 8: sunglasses and carry on a cane just for.

653
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 5: The day, right, you know?

654
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 11: Next Halloween?

655
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: The week up every morning was film Tap weekday Mornings

656
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

657
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 8: Picture a chance meeting, a seductive glance, a romantic rendezvous

658
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 8: at the most romantic of all settings, a bachelorette party,

659
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 8: and after a few drinks.

660
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,719
Speaker 1: There's not supposed to be any romance.

661
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 5: And then if you.

662
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 8: Follow up drinks after the first round of drinks, that's

663
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 8: when destiny takes over. And the best part of it all,

664
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 8: this guy's been on the show before, telling a very

665
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 8: very similar story. Yeah, he's back and you're gonna hear

666
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 8: all about it in a second date update coming up

667
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 8: right after.

668
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 5: This second date update.

669
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 8: Out of all the second dates we've done, and we're

670
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 8: talking hundreds and thousands.

671
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: Even I think tens of thousands.

672
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, possibly, Every once in a while, I say this

673
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 8: is a first Oh yeah, but this one really is.

674
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: Oh you don't mean it the other time that means.

675
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 8: No, I mean those other times, but this time I

676
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 8: really mean because we have a return caller. His name

677
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 8: is Zach and you might remember he was on the

678
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 8: show a while back told us about his mobile bartending

679
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 8: business that he does for parties and events.

680
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: And stuff and made pretty of money doing it.

681
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 8: Exactly last time that he was on, he wanted us

682
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 8: to call a woman named Bethany he had met at

683
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 8: one of those parties. Well, now he's back and he

684
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 8: wants us to call that same woman, Bethany ag again.

685
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,719
Speaker 2: But she knows us.

686
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: How did the last time though that we called her?

687
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 8: I don't think it went well. Zach, are you okay?

688
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 8: Did you hit your head? Because we already did this

689
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 8: and she turned you down? Right now?

690
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: What happened?

691
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 11: Well, I just ran into her again and we actually

692
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 11: went on another first date.

693
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: Oh well that would be a second.

694
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,239
Speaker 7: Date, ya.

695
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 8: If you go and if you go out with the

696
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 8: same girl two times, that's considered two separate dates.

697
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 2: I do like two first dates.

698
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: First date, she said no to you on our radio show,

699
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: and then you ran into her in person, and then

700
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: she said, yes, yeah, yeah.

701
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 11: Well it was like a few months in between when

702
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 11: we did that.

703
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't realize there's like a statute of limitations,

704
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 8: you know, where after a certain point it like cancels.

705
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 5: It resets.

706
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: Well, it's probably just she had a lot of baud

707
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: It experiences in that couple of months, so she's like,

708
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,719
Speaker 1: I guess I'll sell that guy.

709
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 8: Okay, But for those of our listeners who don't know

710
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 8: what happened the last time, or who might not remember Bethany,

711
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 8: could you jog our memory just a little bit.

712
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 11: Yeah, man, I met her while I was bartending a

713
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 11: joint bachelor slash bachelorette backyard party, and she was just

714
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 11: one of the yeahs.

715
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: Okay, right, and why did she not like you?

716
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 7: Is that?

717
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 8: She said?

718
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 11: No?

719
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, he can recap.

720
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, what happened the first time.

721
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 11: Well, she said that I basically had talked about myself

722
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 11: too much and my business too much.

723
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 2: Right, that's right.

724
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 8: So it didn't work out the last time you were

725
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 8: on the show. But now you're saying you ran into

726
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 8: her again recently. Yeah, what happened in the second meetup, Well, that's.

727
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 11: Kind of funny because I was bartending another Bachelor at party.

728
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 11: Oh really, she was at that one too.

729
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is like Alexus, How many times

730
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 1: is this woman going to be in a wedding?

731
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 11: Yeah, a lot of her friends are getting married right now,

732
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 11: and she's bouncing from wedding to wedding.

733
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: It tends to happen that way.

734
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,919
Speaker 8: Okay, So what happened when you and beth Andy saw

735
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 8: each other at this new Bachelor at party?

736
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 7: Hey?

737
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 5: I know you?

738
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: Was it that friendly? I'd be shocked.

739
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 11: First, there was that deer in the headlights where we

740
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 11: both just kind of locked eyes and froze.

741
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: For a second.

742
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 5: How did the interaction go?

743
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 11: Well, I didn't open up very well. I started with,

744
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 11: you know, hey, it's funny that a lot of your

745
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 11: friends are getting snatched up and you're still single.

746
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 6: Oh wow, you said that to her?

747
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 13: I don't know.

748
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: I think she may like it.

749
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 7: Yeah.

750
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 11: I tried to stop it as I was coming out,

751
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 11: but it didn't work.

752
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.

753
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: What did she say back?

754
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 11: Well, she said something like, well, there you have it.

755
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 11: That's why I didn't want another date with you.

756
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,280
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, justnfirming.

757
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 8: Well, the sparks are just flying between you two right now.

758
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 2: Is right. Girls love me a little bit of means.

759
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 2: So you did get a date? How did you pivot?

760
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 11: Well, it wasn't really a date officially. It was like

761
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 11: we we were hanging out at the bachelorette party while

762
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 11: I was on break, and then we were hanging out

763
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,439
Speaker 11: in this garden area and we're actually kind of made

764
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 11: out a little bit.

765
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: Did you not have to worry? Yeah, it's his own business. Yeah,

766
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: the bar close.

767
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 5: Halfway through the parky just open twenty and leave him

768
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 5: on the counter. You got to make out?

769
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 7: I did?

770
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 11: I got a make out?

771
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 8: Well, okay, of course she did, because she'd been drinking

772
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 8: and you pointed out how lonely she is, so she

773
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,479
Speaker 8: got the need to prove me wrong.

774
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 1: Probably was it like super drunk makeout or did you

775
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: guys actually connect? Yeah?

776
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 5: Go into the details for brook.

777
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 10: How many.

778
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 2: I have a bottom?

779
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't interpret a drunk makeout as she's

780
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: somebody's interested in me.

781
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 2: I gues that's true. She could just.

782
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,959
Speaker 1: Especially especially any wedding scenario and after they've turned me down.

783
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, I beg the different. I think she was definitely interested.

784
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what gave you those vibes.

785
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 5: Probably the makeout.

786
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, it just seemed like sparked flying because

787
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 11: you didn't pull back. She seemed to be into it,

788
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 11: and I was certainly into it.

789
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, now you're here.

790
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,919
Speaker 8: Yeah, so you're saying that she's not responding to you

791
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 8: after your second bachelorette party makeout.

792
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 11: That's correct. We're back at the square once square man.

793
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: Dude, I am just dying to talk to her because

794
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,720
Speaker 1: she is going to be like, what you are calling

795
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 1: me again? She's gonna know, yeah, She's gonna know yeah.

796
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 5: And that's what's funny.

797
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 8: That's what makes this an actual first we have two

798
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 8: of the exact same people that are being called on

799
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 8: the second date update and hoping that the second time

800
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 8: goes better than the first.

801
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 6: What do we do?

802
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 2: Just go, okay, remember last time?

803
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 5: Have you reconsider Yeah?

804
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, by could you answer differently? What's a strategy here?

805
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 3: Wanting we should get her to talk about this last

806
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 3: date and what her impression.

807
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 8: Was, right, Yeah, I mean, we'll just see if she

808
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 8: even answers because she has our number two from the

809
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 8: last time that point, we're gonna find out. We're going

810
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 8: for the very first time a second date update, redo,

811
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 8: will she answer she?

812
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 5: Is this gonna work out? It's coming up. We'll make

813
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 5: that call right after this second date update.

814
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 8: The great Yogi bearra once said, I'm getting deja vu

815
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 8: all over again, and I think that's what I'm feeling

816
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 8: right now.

817
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: Who is like a sports guy? That's Yogi Bear, Like, yeah,

818
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: baseball player.

819
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 5: You guys are so embarrassing to work with.

820
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 8: I don't know anything, looks the thing is I'm having

821
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 8: that's deja vu feeling because we're having the exact same

822
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 8: two second daters back on again.

823
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 5: So you think the title of this would be third

824
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 5: date update, But yeah, not. According to our listeners, Zach.

825
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: I thought we could call it Groundhog's Day. Oh you'll

826
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: get No one's gonna understand that.

827
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 8: If you remember Zach, he's a mobile bartender who met

828
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 8: a woman named Bethany at a joint bachelor bachelorette party

829
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 8: he was working. Bethany said no to us the first

830
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 8: time that.

831
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 5: We called her.

832
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean very clearly.

833
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 5: But fast forward months later, they meet again at a

834
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 5: different bachelorette party, end up making out, and now she's

835
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 5: not texting him back.

836
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: Okay, there's no date in any of this story, Let's remember.

837
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 5: That making out is pretty close.

838
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 6: No god, no, yes?

839
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: Do you have any dudes I made out with and

840
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: I didn't even know their names?

841
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 8: It's interesting the things that you choose to brag about.

842
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, that's not real life what you're saying.

843
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 8: I wonder how Bethany is gonna feel when we call

844
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 8: her and if she answers she hears our voices again, like, Zach,

845
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 8: doesn't this feel weird to you at all?

846
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 5: You seem so calm a little bit.

847
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 11: I mean, come on, things happened for a reason, and

848
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 11: the fact that we ran into each other again just

849
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 11: kind of sparked it for me, like, you know, maybe

850
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 11: there is something there, maybe fate stepping in.

851
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 5: That's nice, that's a.

852
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: Good way to interpret it. And if not, you're a chill.

853
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 8: Guy like and Brook mixed out with chill guys all

854
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 8: the time without knowing their names.

855
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: Make up with uptight guy whatever guy I mean, I'm

856
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: Marry knows. I can't well be sure.

857
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 2: He's also a chill guy, though.

858
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 5: We'll see. Let's just call her, we'll see if she

859
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 5: picks up here. We go, Hello, Hi, Bethany.

860
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 7: Sons.

861
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: Like a horror movie. Maybe we should just starting to

862
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 1: ask for a review of how the first time.

863
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 14: I mean, it's not you, it's not you, it's me.

864
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the show, Bethany.

865
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 5: No, no, Beany.

866
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 8: We've been here, We've done this.

867
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 5: I'm good, We're not. No, Bethany, you don't. You have

868
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 5: no idea what we're even calling about.

869
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 14: You know why you don't make me do just because?

870
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 5: Bethany. Look, I hear you.

871
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 8: I really want to respect your wishes, but we have

872
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 8: a job to do on this show, just like a

873
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 8: certain strapping hunk of a man who was doing his

874
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 8: job serving you drinks recently.

875
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 12: You know, Zach, I've been trying to forget.

876
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 14: Yes, the second time.

877
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: Was way smoother than the first.

878
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 7: Guys, it was a mistake.

879
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: It was you. Wait, the makeout session was a mistake.

880
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, obviously.

881
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 8: Are you sure, because it is interesting that the two

882
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 8: of you keep randomly running into each other when you're

883
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 8: at your most vulnerable, Bethany.

884
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 14: Yeah, all of my friends keep getting married and apparently

885
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 14: only no one. Bartender.

886
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: Were you shocked? Like, what were you thinking the first

887
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: moment you saw Zach.

888
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 14: That I need to talk to the maid of honor

889
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 14: at the next party I'm going to.

890
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 5: Again.

891
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: Wasn't there like just a little bit of you that

892
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 1: was excited to see him?

893
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 15: I mean, I guess a little bit because I did

894
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 15: end up making out with him, But but it was

895
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 15: like the tiniest I mean, the teeniesst the tiniest.

896
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 8: Okay, well, we want to talk to that teeny tiny

897
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 8: little part of you. And reintroduced that tiny part of

898
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 8: you to Zach, who you know is already listening and

899
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 8: desperately wants to talk to you.

900
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 14: Oh my god, I forgot that was how it works.

901
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, Zachy, there, yeah, here we are back again.

902
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 5: What are you doing.

903
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 14: I told you that that was a one time mistake.

904
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 11: You said that, you said it was a good mistake though,

905
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 11: so I sid so hard.

906
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 14: That part.

907
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 15: I just remember saying it was a mistake.

908
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 14: I mean, honestly, I mean, that was a lot of

909
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 14: guys that night, so I wouldn't say that it was

910
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 14: like that.

911
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 11: I probably the last guy you made up with, so

912
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 11: you know, I must be the Ringers.

913
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 1: Part of the lineup you want to be in.

914
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 5: That You were kind of to me.

915
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 11: You trusted me to call you an uber where you

916
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 11: didn't trust anyone else to call one for you, because

917
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 11: you were.

918
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 14: The one serving all of us drink. Everyone else was drinking.

919
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 8: I mean, what we were just talking about before we

920
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 8: called you is stuff like fate and destiny.

921
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 5: Things happened for a reason.

922
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,720
Speaker 14: Oh no, God, that's.

923
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 4: A little thick, Jeff, Drunken weddings.

924
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I would think that you keep running

925
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: into each other. There's a tiny bit of you that's

926
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: obviously attracted to him. Why not go on one real

927
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: date just to give it a shot. What's the worst

928
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: that could happen. I mean, you've already drunkenly made out

929
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: with him.

930
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 14: I mean, I mean actually did that twice. But there

931
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 14: is a big difference between drunkingly making out with somebody

932
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 14: and then dating the bar one date.

933
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: We're just asking for one date. That's it, one chance.

934
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: One come on.

935
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 2: You know he's a good kiss.

936
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, good boy.

937
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: We didn't ask for that.

938
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 8: I mean, Zach, you're the one who has been calling

939
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 8: us all these times wanting to connect with her. I'll

940
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 8: give you twenty seconds here to say your piece, convince

941
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 8: Bethany to meet up with you one more time.

942
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 11: Okay, you know what if dating a successful mobile bar

943
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 11: then er isn't really a dream come true for you?

944
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 11: I do have bigger than that.

945
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 5: Oh.

946
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 11: I also want to integrate mobile karaoke with it as well.

947
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 5: It's actually smart playing.

948
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: Oh it's much better than the sober karaoke mobile.

949
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 11: Right, you can come get your confidence from me and

950
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 11: then go ahead and sing your song right after my dude,

951
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 11: all you.

952
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 3: Need is a bed situation and you kind of have

953
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 3: a mobile home at this point.

954
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

955
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 2: Party, you have a drink and laid out.

956
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 5: Is that a selling point for you, Bethany, I'm not.

957
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 11: One thing you probably don't know about me is that

958
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 11: you know I was basically right in a trailer And

959
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 11: for my ninth birthday, I got a microphone in a

960
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 11: boom box and I used it. And I kind of

961
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 11: have a natural sound in my voice as well. I

962
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 11: wouldn't be surprised if it wooed you just hearing it.

963
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 1: Oh, really, your singing voice is really good.

964
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 5: Were gonna hear a serenade?

965
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 10: Yeah brown?

966
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 5: Oh wow, go for the blaw that love? Oh?

967
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 7: Whoa?

968
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 9: That all right?

969
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: He sounds so fun. Go on one date?

970
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 8: Come on, we'll pay for it, remember, Bethany, if you

971
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 8: say yes, the dates on us it.

972
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: Won't do it for the plot.

973
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 14: I can't and I'm not saying that like I never

974
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 14: want to see you again, But I am going to

975
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 14: ask if you are bartending at a bachelorette party for

976
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 14: a girl named Sienna next month, because if you are,

977
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 14: I'm going to have to change my rs VP.

978
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: He's a romantic at heart.

979
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 11: What a guy about silent? So there's a good chance

980
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 11: you'll see me there that book.

981
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 8: Solid Zach, you're her kristinite. Every time that she's around you,

982
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 8: she goes weak.

983
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 14: I mean, I don't know, but tim or the moo,

984
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 14: but you.

985
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 8: May serve a strong It's the perfect combo. It's all

986
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 8: leading you towards Zach. So it might be a no

987
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 8: from you now, Bethany, but it could be possible next

988
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 8: month at Sienna's bachelorette party.

989
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: Third makeout, I say third time on this show call back.

990
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: She's gonna be like fifty first dates the time she goes, I'll.

991
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 5: Go, we will call you one hundred times until.

992
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 9: You were great.

993
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 11: I think she's laughing, all right, Right, Well, I say, faithful,

994
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 11: Lenda hand and do its thing, and I've got a

995
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 11: good feeling we'll see each other next month.

996
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 8: Oh, get your uber app open, Bethany, He's gonna dial

997
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 8: it for you.

998
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 5: Looking Jeffrey in the morning.

999
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 8: So yeah, when it comes to Bethany and Zach, we

1000
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 8: are oh for two.

1001
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: I really thought we were gonna get her right there.

1002
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: I thought that she was like, Okay, I'll give him

1003
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: a chance.

1004
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 2: She's coming around. She's admitted, Yeah, he's pretty good.

1005
00:47:59,719 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 5: GISs.

1006
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I'm drunk, I guess. But we're going together.

1007
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 5: That's the thing. All for two is not three strikes.

1008
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 5: You're out. Zach is still in this game for a

1009
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 5: couple more swings, just has to run.

1010
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 2: Into her again.

1011
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: Guys, I think we're done.

1012
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 5: No, Brook, I was so proud of you during this segment.

1013
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 1: I gave him dead.

1014
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 8: I really thought in part one you were not very

1015
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 8: on board. Was Zach trying again after the rejection? I

1016
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 8: think you called him sad and desperate but say that

1017
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 8: something like that.

1018
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 5: But by the end, you were really on board with

1019
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 5: Zach pulling for him.

1020
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: I think he's a sweet guy. I do.

1021
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 5: I just think, just stop there, Okay, I don't need

1022
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 5: to say anymore. Brook, you are my m VP of

1023
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 5: today's sponge all. Even if it did end in total

1024
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 5: utter failure. You can take the m v P on

1025
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 5: this one.

1026
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess you're welcome.

1027
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 5: And remember Brook can be the m v P for you.

1028
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 8: If you email the show, we'll call that person who's

1029
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 8: not calling you back, no matter how many times you've

1030
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 8: run out to them and they've said no.

1031
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: I'd like to say after twice, we're just gonna call

1032
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: it Noah.

1033
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 8: No negative attitudes here, and you won't find any negative

1034
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 8: attitudes on our podcast either.

1035
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 5: You'll find them wherever you get yours. A broken Jeffrey

1036
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Thanksgiving is tomorrow. You believe it,

1037
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1038
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 2: I haven't.

1039
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 7: Waiting.

1040
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 1: That's good the dedication.

1041
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 2: I'm whiteheaded but excited.

1042
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 13: Good move.

1043
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 8: But our producer asked all the hosts here to come

1044
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 8: up with helpful Thanksgiving tips that we could share with

1045
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 8: our listeners, and we've got almost everyone's submissions. So I'm

1046
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 8: going to read Alexis's first, because apparently Alexis did a

1047
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,240
Speaker 8: study in her apartment during her friends giving dinner about

1048
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 8: the top Thanksgiving foods.

1049
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 5: That will give you gas?

1050
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: Would you do this?

1051
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 5: Kind of fude but kind of gross, But I guess helpful.

1052
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 8: So let's see Alexis's top four gassy Thanksgiving dish that

1053
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 8: she personally learned the hard way.

1054
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: I really hope it is the one thing you go

1055
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: viral for, she says.

1056
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:14,720
Speaker 8: Mac and cheese, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, castrole, and candied yams.

1057
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: Imagine weird I didn't have because you knew the.

1058
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 5: Look in there somehow. Take that info with you to

1059
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 5: Grandma's house.

1060
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 8: Also, a new poll came out update and it found

1061
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 8: the top things that were thankful this year. They're our family,

1062
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 8: our health, our life in general, our finances, our faith,

1063
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 8: and our friends.

1064
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 5: Sweet and generic, isn't it?

1065
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 8: And I can't speak for Brook, but I know the

1066
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 8: rest of us are all thankful for our listeners.

1067
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: I'm so thankful, especially the ogs who have been with

1068
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,720
Speaker 1: us for so long. It's incredible the amount of support

1069
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: that we received.

1070
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 5: It just aged yourself thirty years that come.

1071
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 8: So anyway, everybody have a happy, safe, and extra gassy

1072
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 8: Thanksgiving this year.

1073
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 5: Laser Stories is next.

1074
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 8: It's the radio segment that started a new business selling

1075
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 8: portable holes.

1076
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 5: What you carry them around whenever you need it. You

1077
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 5: place it on the ground or on a wall.

1078
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 8: Create a temporary hole, use it and when you're done,

1079
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 8: you pick it up onto the next whole spot.

1080
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: It's just like a black circle like a cartoon exactly.

1081
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, to the next level.

1082
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fun for everybody.

1083
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 8: Sure, it's a potential safety has it, but you never

1084
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 8: know when you're gonna need a hole in a pinch.

1085
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: What's on the other side?

1086
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 2: Did you not use it on an airplay?

1087
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1088
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1089
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 8: Get yours today through Laser Stories there segment where you

1090
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 8: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

1091
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 8: else does, except we've got a laser. Those other Moultrols

1092
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 8: just don't. This first laser story is out of Virginia.

1093
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 8: Three months ago. A man was in line at his

1094
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 8: local McDonald's when all of a sudden, an attacker came

1095
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 8: up from behind him and held him at knife point.

1096
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 1: What could you possibly want from a dude just waiting

1097
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: for Mickey D's.

1098
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 2: Get me all the nuggets?

1099
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 8: I know?

1100
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 5: Well? The thief aka Hector Rios.

1101
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 8: If we know his name's he took the man's wallet

1102
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 8: and then slowly walked away slowly. It's unclear why it

1103
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 8: took authorities three months to track him down, because there

1104
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 8: was security footage with a pretty.

1105
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 5: Big identifier on it.

1106
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 8: At the time, Hector had not one, not two, but

1107
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 8: three parrots on him.

1108
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: Way to be inconspicuous, like a super pirate.

1109
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 5: And when I say on him, I mean literally on him.

1110
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 8: Two parrots were on the brim of his big cowboy

1111
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 8: hat and a third was perched on his shoulder.

1112
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: One's green, one's blue, dude.

1113
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 5: Parrot dude, Come on, I have them looking at the

1114
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 5: photo of him right now.

1115
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 8: So when the video finally began circulating months later on

1116
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 8: the TV news, the cops were calling him the bird bandit.

1117
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: Jeff I think it's sure even has pictures of parrots

1118
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 1: on it.

1119
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 10: Is that what that is?

1120
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a bird lover.

1121
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 8: You're gonna find out why because everyone else knew him

1122
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 8: as Hector, the dude with the birds.

1123
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 2: Oh it's his calling.

1124
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 6: Guard, Jeffrey.

1125
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Speaker 1: I bet your bird watching circles have just been up

1126
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Speaker 1: in arms.

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Speaker 2: Name.

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Speaker 8: It's always the good ones that turn out to be

1129
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 8: holding up people at knife. In fact, an hour after

1130
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 8: the video aired, police were tipped off to Hector walking

1131
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 8: through a local mall with the same exact birds, and

1132
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 8: when they stopped him, he said the classic line wasn't me?

1133
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 5: Oh wow, must been somebody else.

1134
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, these birds just landed on me time.

1135
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 5: But no one else is.

1136
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 8: Walking around town holding people at knife point with three

1137
00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 8: birds on their heads.

1138
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 1: So just one more person would have been doing that,

1139
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be awesome if the bird was like it

1140
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: was him.

1141
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 5: Hector was arrested and charged with robbery.

1142
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 8: No word on what's happening with the birds, but they

1143
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 8: probably will be at least questioned by.

1144
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 5: Authorities why they represent him in court. It's next tha

1145
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 5: the stories out of the friendly skies.

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00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 8: Dear Delta, United Southwest and every other major airline, please

1147
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 8: make a big mistake like this, because I need to

1148
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 8: buy my tickets home for the holidays soon. I say

1149
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,879
Speaker 8: that because an airline in China called China Southern had

1150
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 8: to scramble last week after they accidentally started selling tickets

1151
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 8: for as low as a dollar thirty seven.

1152
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: No wait, accidentally.

1153
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 8: It was a glitch in their app that extended to

1154
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 8: several ticket booking platforms as well, and so they were

1155
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 8: priced between a dollar thirty seven and four dollars and

1156
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 8: twelve cents.

1157
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 5: That was the highest ticket. Oh god, and a bunch

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00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 5: of people scooped them up.

1159
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,439
Speaker 1: Whoa. You know, if they did that in the States,

1160
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: they'd still make you pay the difference. It's just like

1161
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: when they accidentally put a million dollars in your bank

1162
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: account and then.

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00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 6: You can't keep it.

1164
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 5: Give it.

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00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 8: So it's not exactly clear how many tickets sold at

1166
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 8: that price, but word quickly started to spread online and

1167
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 8: they didn't fix the glitch for two hours.

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00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 9: Jump.

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00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody's in trouble.

1170
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:21,760
Speaker 5: That So clearly more than just a few tickets were sold.

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00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 8: And this same type of thing happened actually a few

1172
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 8: months ago to an airline in Japan, and all of

1173
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 8: those tickets got canceled.

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00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: Oh they did.

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00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 5: You'd think you'd think the same thing would happen this time,

1176
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 5: but no.

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00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 8: China Southern put out a statement saying the tickets are

1178
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 8: all valid and passengers can use them like they normally wore. Cool.

1179
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: They didn't say that they're going to be sitting with

1180
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 1: a suitcases underneath the plane. You know, worry about that

1181
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 1: later on.

1182
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,240
Speaker 5: Let's go to your next laser story out of Survey Worlds.

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00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 8: If you quit watching TV tomorrow, experts say you'd have

1184
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,439
Speaker 8: enough time for a second job.

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00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 7: I believe that.

1186
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 8: Actually, yeah, I say that because the survey found the

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00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 8: average American streams one and twelve hours of shows and

1188
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 8: movies a year.

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00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 5: That's over twenty one hours a week.

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00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 4: I could do like eight on a Sunday alone.

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00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the only way you can get through a

1192
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 8: season of Love Island exactly.

1193
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 4: There's like sixty five episodes, guys. Yeah, yeah, they do

1194
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 4: two seasons a year.

1195
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,240
Speaker 1: How are you not on this show already?

1196
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 4: Like I basically feel like I am.

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00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 8: The state that streams the most is Wyoming, where forty

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00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 8: people stream more than fifty hours of content a week.

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's a full time job.

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00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: There's a pockets of Wyoming that are really cool, but

1201
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: the most of it is just flat and windy, like

1202
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: you drive across and you literally don't turn the steering wheel.

1203
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerating.

1204
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,280
Speaker 5: That's what makes it beautiful. It's wide open spaces.

1205
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 2: Jeff, what do you want to watch Stranger Things?

1206
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, gorgeous.

1207
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 8: Minnesota is the top state for true crime shows, Indiana

1208
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:04,280
Speaker 8: watches the most dramas, Nevada loves romantic comedies, and people

1209
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 8: in Brooks home state, Idaho, all right, what do we

1210
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,240
Speaker 8: got most likely to just stream the same.

1211
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 5: Movie over and over and over again.

1212
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 6: Let's put another.

1213
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 1: If it's that movie, then yeah, what I say about

1214
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

1215
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 5: Smart people in the world. So what about Netflix and Chill?

1216
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, fifty seven percent thinks streaming while hooking up is

1217
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 8: an acceptable first date.

1218
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 5: Now, yeah, of course it is. Well, that's that's the

1219
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 5: entire date. Just put on Netflix and hook ups.

1220
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 2: This is how you know if you're gonna get a

1221
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 2: kiss or not. Is it when you're picking the movie?

1222
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 2: If you're like, oh, I've seen this, so have I

1223
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 2: let's watch that.

1224
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: That's interesting because you don't care what happened.

1225
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 2: It's like, I've never seen this. I want to watch it,

1226
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 2: but it's like, dang it.

1227
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: Watching Yeah, to me, that's.

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00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 5: The Netflix and Chill pro right there.

1229
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: Okay, but you know that's interesting. Girls can make out

1230
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: and watch a movie. Guys can also.

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00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 8: The thing is, once you're through the hookup stage, you

1232
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 8: better be into the same stuff. Having a different taste

1233
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 8: in movies is a huge deal breaker for forty five

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00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 8: percent of us.

1235
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 2: I could see that.

1236
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm married to a man who just doesn't watch movies.

1237
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 8: Speaking of Netflix and Chill, you know what movie this

1238
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 8: guy has on in the background to set the mood

1239
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 8: celebration station the terraf entangle.

1240
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 5: Definitely don't let the kids watch that one. Yeah, set

1241
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 5: the parental controls.

1242
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 8: That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

1243
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 8: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

1244
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 5: On the phone. Today, we have a fancy new player

1245
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 5: known as Gillian.

1246
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 8: The Layman's people might pronounce it Jillian, but no, she

1247
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 8: is renowned painter Gillian.

1248
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 2: Julian.

1249
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 6: Did you go to Julie R?

1250
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 7: God?

1251
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: I did such fancy people talk in such crassways?

1252
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 7: You must?

1253
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 5: It's true, right, Jillian.

1254
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 8: You're a painter, and you're a master of acrylics and

1255
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 8: portraits and flowers and apples and oranges inside of a

1256
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 8: decorative bowl.

1257
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 5: You can paint it all.

1258
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 7: Absolutely, what kind of that's the best of freaking introduction ever.

1259
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 2: You're one of us, Julian.

1260
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: Where can we see your art? How do we see it?

1261
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 7: It's just on Instagram for now. I live in uh Anacordas,

1262
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 7: so I sometimes will show in town.

1263
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 9: So what's it?

1264
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 6: What's your act?

1265
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: Girl? Let's work on promotion for you.

1266
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 7: It's weird, it's my name, it's Jilt swag j I

1267
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 7: L T s W G A no, s w A G.

1268
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 5: Yes, we'll work on that.

1269
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:55,959
Speaker 1: She's not a business person.

1270
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 8: You do hear that Jillian has her whole family play

1271
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 8: along with her in the car every single day.

1272
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 6: Is that true?

1273
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 7: That is true?

1274
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 8: Brooks exited the conversation a long time ago. She's out

1275
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 8: of the studio now and Jillian with your whole family listening.

1276
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 5: You know how this game works.

1277
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 8: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1278
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 8: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1279
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 8: you have to beat Brooke out right to win.

1280
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1281
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 7: I hope?

1282
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 1: So?

1283
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 5: All right, best of luck. Your time starts now.

1284
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 8: Wendy's Hamburgers opened their first store on this day in

1285
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 8: what decades sixties, seventies or eighties sixties? In the Marvel universe,

1286
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 8: who has an assistant named Pepper Potts?

1287
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 7: I'm a man.

1288
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 5: What is the flattest continent?

1289
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 7: Flattest continent?

1290
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 3: Oh?

1291
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 7: Africa?

1292
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 5: What day of the year is known as Star Wars Day?

1293
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 9: Oh?

1294
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 5: A wallaby is part of what Australian animal family?

1295
01:00:58,640 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 9: Oh?

1296
01:00:59,400 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 7: Marsupio?

1297
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 3: Oh?

1298
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 8: Okay, interesting answer, Jillian, I see on my phone screen

1299
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 8: or two? That Apparently you have an interesting Thanksgiving tradition

1300
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 8: in your family.

1301
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 7: I do think giving brunch instead of Thanksgiving dinner.

1302
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 1: Do you guys do the same dishes? Or are you

1303
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: doing like a eggs benny or so?

1304
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 7: If we make an egg benedict, we make like a

1305
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 7: turkey and cranberry key sho we made?

1306
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: You know you're mixing eggs into my turkey dinner. I

1307
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe with enough mimosas, I could be on board.

1308
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 5: There you go, It is Brooks turn. Are you ready?

1309
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1310
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm ready.

1311
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Wendy's Hamburgers open their first stoor

1312
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 8: on this day in what decades sixties, seventies or eighties sixties?

1313
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 8: In the Marvel universe, who has an assistant named Pepper

1314
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 8: Potts Jack? What is the flattest continent Australia. What day

1315
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 8: of the year is known as Star Wars Day?

1316
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: May fourth?

1317
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 8: A wallaby is part of what al brilliant animal family Kangaroo?

1318
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 8: What state is home to a place nicknamed Steel City Pittsburgh.

1319
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 5: I went to state.

1320
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 6: It's too late it is to.

1321
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 5: Question.

1322
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: You said you ended with city, so I answered with

1323
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 1: a city state.

1324
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 5: But that's okay.

1325
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 8: Let's go over the scoreboard to see how you both

1326
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 8: did with Jose the computer show.

1327
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 11: That these radio wages are coming from Uranus.

1328
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 5: Like, but Jillian, you got four correct today?

1329
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 14: Wow?

1330
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 2: Good job. By the way, shout out to Jake's friend Max.

1331
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 3: It's his birthday today, man, Wow, congrats nine months after

1332
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day.

1333
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 6: Bok, you also got four.

1334
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 2: Max's parents.

1335
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,919
Speaker 8: The tie goes to the house on these know that's okay,

1336
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 8: let's go over the answers real quick. When these Hamburgers

1337
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 8: opened their first door on this day in the nineteen

1338
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 8: sixties nineteen sixty nine. In the Marvel Universe, the character

1339
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 8: who has an assistant named Pepper Potts is not Jack.

1340
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 5: It's close aka iron Man.

1341
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 1: I bet Jack Stark is his brother.

1342
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 7: Yeh.

1343
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 8: Flattest continent on Earth is Australia. Ninety four percent of

1344
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,959
Speaker 8: its land is less than two thousand feet above sea level.

1345
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 5: The day of the year that Star Wars Day is

1346
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 5: May fourth. May the fourth be with you.

1347
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm such a Star Wars fan.

1348
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 8: Now a wallaby is part of the Australian Kangaroo family.

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Speaker 5: Did we give her Marsupial?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Say?

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Speaker 8: And the state that's home to a place nicknamed Steel

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Speaker 8: City is Pennsylvania. Pittsburgh is the Steel City. Yes, so

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Speaker 8: it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, but juster playing.

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Speaker 8: You do get some brook and Jeffrey swag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, wait though, wait before you go, I have

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Speaker 1: to ask you something. What do you do about pies?

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Speaker 1: Like you have keish and you have pies? Is it

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Speaker 1: some sort of mash up? What's happening?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we do pumpkin pie, Apple pie.

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Speaker 5: Okay, oh yeah, finally we got Brooks approval on your

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Speaker 5: Thanksgiving and she's open.

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Speaker 8: Julian, thank you so much for playing. We'll be back

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Speaker 8: to do win Brooks back the same time tomorrow