Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you. Why and look over there?
Speaker 1: How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, let's I think we're
Speaker 1: just gonna get right back into We're gonna get right
Speaker 1: back into it. Okay, So listen this group, This next
Speaker 1: group is called and starring Darryl Hannah as Splash. Everyone
Speaker 1: welcome Taylor or Taga. Give it up for Alice Morales,
Speaker 1: give it up for Delia Camp, Nicky Palumbo and Megan Meta. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: and first up to the microphone is in fact Taylor. Taylor, Taylor.
Speaker 1: What's gonna be pre selected or trouble? You know, I
Speaker 1: already made one mistake today, and that was matching my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna take this off, Dickie. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're matching and we can. Yes, thank you. I'm taking
Speaker 1: no more risks and I'm doing a pre select. Think
Speaker 1: of our time starts now, Okay, thank you. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Generation X Okay, Millennials get ship on
Speaker 1: all the time, and yet the generation before us gave
Speaker 1: us nothing we wanted snowboarding. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: School shootings? What the fun? Oh my god, MTV, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for the network that eventually gave us
Speaker 1: Polly d dry humping a twentiesothing leatherial nursing students side.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Hey, um, Generation X. Not to
Speaker 1: be cruel, but your parents had the highest divorce rate
Speaker 1: of any generation and it's all your fault. Generation X.
Speaker 1: There's so few of you because your mother's were choking
Speaker 1: down birth control like there was no Morrow. And I
Speaker 1: don't blame that Generation X. You X game motherfucker's are
Speaker 1: such slackers. You couldn't even keep Kurt Cobain alive and
Speaker 1: that was your only job. I yield my time. I
Speaker 1: gotta be somewhere one minute for Taylor. Taylor Artager has
Speaker 1: to be at another show, y'all. She is leaving. The
Speaker 1: whole generation gave it up for Taylor or tag Taylor.
Speaker 1: That's how you leave it off. Goddamn huff everyone, please
Speaker 1: give it up at this time for a leash in
Speaker 1: a gorgeous thank you, and now at least we of
Speaker 1: course have the trouble. You're a veteran of the show,
Speaker 1: you re selected. What are we thinking? So I was
Speaker 1: gonna do CBD, but it's been mentioned, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with the ball. Let me tell you what the
Speaker 1: bull says. The bull in fact, has someone um who
Speaker 1: has actually been assaulted this week in mainstream media on
Speaker 1: Repulse drag Rice, you will further assault her. Her name
Speaker 1: is Selene and your time starts now. Okay, Um, Selene Dionne,
Speaker 1: I feel like I just haven't heard from you in
Speaker 1: a little while except for that thing that you just said,
Speaker 1: which is at and I'm just hearing about it now.
Speaker 1: But you know what, maybe make a bigger splash right now.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I am another thing. I
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that the backwards the backwards,
Speaker 1: you know, she were the white backwards saying I think
Speaker 1: that looked bad. I'm sorry, I think it looked bad.
Speaker 1: I think it's weird for you to put your clothes
Speaker 1: on backwards when there's a forwards way for you to
Speaker 1: wear your clothes. Do you know what I'm trying to say? Um,
Speaker 1: I guess Hey, the Titanic song, that's fun, but it's
Speaker 1: aged at this point. I think we're all over it. Um.
Speaker 1: Being from Canada, that's boring. Um. Frankly, uh, I think
Speaker 1: she's also Cuban. I'm Cuban in, but I think I'm
Speaker 1: doing better honestly, I'm here tonight and I think that
Speaker 1: that's great. I don't think so, honey, Celine Dion and
Speaker 1: that's one minute, and Atlis Morales offers us rule culture
Speaker 1: number nineties six. The Titan Song has an age at point,
Speaker 1: I think we're all over it now. Everyone give it
Speaker 1: up for Delia. Yea to it, Delia. He gave us
Speaker 1: this gorgeous percent It was from me, So can we
Speaker 1: give it up? And they're gonna get popped open and
Speaker 1: chug gets up here. Yes, why because I'm dumb and
Speaker 1: just suggested it. Okay, pre selected or trouble, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be pre for me for me. Can you guys hear me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I cannot hear myself. This is Jelia Kempton. I don't
Speaker 1: think so many your time starts now, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey songs without a single key change. What is
Speaker 1: the point if I'm going to take three and a
Speaker 1: half minutes of my precious listening time. And I am
Speaker 1: a millennial so my attention span is say it with
Speaker 1: bad then I mean I need you to make it
Speaker 1: kind of worth it for me, okay, and then one
Speaker 1: key change? Is that really too much to ask? I
Speaker 1: don't think so, oh nay, Okay, So there's a reason
Speaker 1: that we actually know Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love
Speaker 1: You better than Dolly's. Okay, Dolly rode in, but the
Speaker 1: baby girl did not modulate in the final final chorus,
Speaker 1: and thus that version is lost to history. There's a
Speaker 1: reason that fiance chose to perform Love on Top before
Speaker 1: revealing the possibly fraudulent and most iconic Bibby Bump. Then
Speaker 1: Mary went to knock knock, knock on the manger. And
Speaker 1: the reason is Love on Top has one hundred and
Speaker 1: forty three key changes that should be studied in give
Speaker 1: me emotional in inituation. If Hillary Clinton's campaign song and
Speaker 1: had a key change shooting president Today, Delia cavs everybody,
Speaker 1: Delia Wow, it's gotta be a rule coacher at number
Speaker 1: ninety two in Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign song, how to
Speaker 1: key change rather right now and now, thank you. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the microphone. Nikki Palumbi, Nicky, Nicky, Okay, Nicky, you
Speaker 1: have two options, pre selected or the trouble um. I
Speaker 1: think I have like staunch capricorn energy, so pre selected.
Speaker 1: This is staunch capricorn. Nicki polumbos. I don't think so
Speaker 1: many of your time starts now. I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: yelling to prove a point. Cool, I am talking to
Speaker 1: mostly men. Just because you are louder does not make
Speaker 1: you more right. When you are screaming at me, Um,
Speaker 1: I have mentally unsubscribed. I am not consuming your content.
Speaker 1: I am now browsing for tutorials to assassinate you verbally.
Speaker 1: I do not think so, honey, yelling to prove a point.
Speaker 1: Look at me. I have overcome being an Italian lesbian
Speaker 1: from New Jersey and this is my inside for ways
Speaker 1: five seconds. I do not think so honey yelling to
Speaker 1: prove a point. And that's one nicky blumbo. That point
Speaker 1: was proven proven, That was a proven went right there.
Speaker 1: We were persuaded and now welcome to the microphone. Megan, Megan,
Speaker 1: Hello baby, it's been well established. We have two options.
Speaker 1: They are the trouble and pre selected. How many times
Speaker 1: have you said it? Oh my god? Truly? Um, I
Speaker 1: came to pre select, bitch O. This is Megan Medows.
Speaker 1: I don't think so many of your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Literally, anyone younger than me,
Speaker 1: for those at home. Bowen and Matt are both younger.
Speaker 1: I don't think so hony, twenty four year olds with
Speaker 1: a better job than me. Okay, listen, bitch, I was
Speaker 1: making inappropriate comments and sucking throwing up in the bathroom
Speaker 1: at my first office holiday party when you were just
Speaker 1: like a privileged aft twinkle and your privileged ask mommys,
Speaker 1: I okay, I don't think so honey. Anyone who's actually
Speaker 1: twenty one that shops at Forever twenty one? Okay, my
Speaker 1: two tops not aged appropriate and I love it. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Millie Bobby Brown for me, bitch,
Speaker 1: where are your parents? It's ten o'clock. Do you know
Speaker 1: where Billy Bobby Brown's that? We all do fine Instagram.
Speaker 1: Oh and I don't think so honey. Babies. Also, I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Um someone who's celebrating their surity
Speaker 1: birthday here tonight right now and they kind of look
Speaker 1: like they're twenty five. Happy birthday. But also I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. Brian Chronowski. I don't know where's Brian.
Speaker 1: I don't know him, but I don't think happy birthday.
Speaker 1: I say, got give it up for this first group
Speaker 1: at least Morales Celia Ken and that group was and
Speaker 1: starring Daryl Hannah as Blast. Wait oh, everyone, this is
Speaker 1: our hot producer, Emma. Can you give it up to
Speaker 1: the top about queer Icon? Emma? For Queer Icon, the
Speaker 1: shoes are always exactly right, shoes are always exactly right.
Speaker 1: We have to cut an hour out of every episode
Speaker 1: which is using over her shoes. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1: What is this bead music that's happening right now? Can
Speaker 1: we all just be quiet for one second? Is everyone
Speaker 1: hearing that there's a base beat? Okay, well I'm crazy. Um,
Speaker 1: thank you for gaslighting me, y'all. Now welcome our next group.
Speaker 1: Thank you to everyone who voted. Everyone give it up
Speaker 1: for Ryan Leech. Yes, no, oh, everybody give it up
Speaker 1: a ridletch, Rachel Kelly, Laura, Jeffries, and Tavo Jackson got some?
Speaker 1: Is there someone else in this group? One more? There's not. Everyone,
Speaker 1: please give your whole goddamn life to Ryan and Ryan. No, Ryan,
Speaker 1: what is up on your mind right now? I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do pre selected but it's sort of like
Speaker 1: a troll ball. You're gonna troll with pre selected? Yes,
Speaker 1: so it's Okay, I think we can all assume what's
Speaker 1: going to happen. But let's see what's gonna happen. This
Speaker 1: is Ryan Leeches. I don't think, so honey. As time
Speaker 1: starts now, Ben Platt, I don't think so honey. So
Speaker 1: I was choosing between Ben Plat or I don't think,
Speaker 1: so honey, White genocide, but Ben Platt is worse. I
Speaker 1: decided I don't think, so honey. Ben. Your dad is rich, okay,
Speaker 1: and I don't think so honey. I lack empathy for
Speaker 1: the wealthy, and I'm working on it in therapy, thank you.
Speaker 1: Uh So, his dad is super rich, and he made Ben,
Speaker 1: and then he made La La Land and he made Wicked,
Speaker 1: and Ben is the worst that I've seen of all
Speaker 1: of those things. I don't think, so honey. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know that Ben was openly gay yet until I
Speaker 1: googled it today, and then I found out he came
Speaker 1: out in a music video. I don't think, so honey.
Speaker 1: If you were born in Los Angeles, you should definitely
Speaker 1: come out before Kevin Spacey. Honey. No, No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I came out in a trailer park and
Speaker 1: you came out in a music video. I don't so
Speaker 1: one everyone, You're right canceled forever and one of our own.
Speaker 1: Goodbye and now welcome to the microphone, Rachel Hayley. So, Rachel,
Speaker 1: we it's a tailor's oldest time. There's the bull here,
Speaker 1: there's pre selected it's gonna be the bull. Thank you, Rachel. Okay,
Speaker 1: then here we go. Oh and this is a genre
Speaker 1: of music, Rachel, you're I don't think so many trouble
Speaker 1: topic is K pop and your time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey k pop because I don't actually
Speaker 1: like music. Okay, everyone has the little songs they listened
Speaker 1: to on the train. Bitch, I'm reading a book. I'm
Speaker 1: reading a book. I'm writing my memoir. Okay. I don't
Speaker 1: think so k pop because frankly, I have bad skin.
Speaker 1: I have cystic acne and there's no treatment. Uh, there's
Speaker 1: no treatment. Uh. I don't think so honey k pop
Speaker 1: because well, I'll just I don't know how my career
Speaker 1: is going. I think that that's a very popular genre
Speaker 1: and I'm not there a yet. I think so honey me.
Speaker 1: I think I have work to do. That's why, Rachel,
Speaker 1: who will someday be as big if not bigger than
Speaker 1: you're gonna be bigger than pop. And now likewise is Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: Oh those I was told to dress you dress out,
Speaker 1: which I think means pre selected. It does, Indeed it does. Indeed,
Speaker 1: this is nor Jeffreys. I don't think so many of
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Mint
Speaker 1: gum gum literally exists so that other people can smell
Speaker 1: your mouth when you tube mint gum. What you're telling
Speaker 1: me is that you value your rank breath more than
Speaker 1: you value my clean air. Mint gum also smells almost
Speaker 1: exactly the same as the products used to clean a
Speaker 1: middle school bathroom. I don't think so, honey. The little
Speaker 1: paper wrappers, those rappers are too small and too thin
Speaker 1: to absorb all of the drool attached to your wet
Speaker 1: piece of rubber you've been eating. You wouldn't pick up
Speaker 1: a piece of steak with that paper, So why are
Speaker 1: you doing it now? Gum has literally no nutrients. The
Speaker 1: more that you chew it, the more it resembles a
Speaker 1: small pebble. Chewing gum. Chewing gum is the most disgusting
Speaker 1: thing that you can do with your mouth, and that
Speaker 1: is insane, quite frankly, I don't think so, honey. Oprah
Speaker 1: hates come. Oh, she hates it so much she's banned
Speaker 1: it from all of her production studios. And if Oprah
Speaker 1: hates it, I hate it. Jeffrey Jeffries has given us
Speaker 1: a rule of culture number one hundred seventy four. If
Speaker 1: Oprah hates it, I hate it. And now welcome with
Speaker 1: the look is Javo. If you were curious, who Dad?
Speaker 1: If you were curious who Dady wants chapter my religion?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Here we go. Listen, we got the ball here,
Speaker 1: we got the troll ball up there. It's Jackson's. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Big piles of dirt, the audacity did have confidence. Just
Speaker 1: to be a pile of dirt is toxic. It is
Speaker 1: not fair that I have to be a human and
Speaker 1: live and you can be lazy and boring. Honey, You
Speaker 1: need to suffer. Had a job, perhaps live in New York.
Speaker 1: Maybe if I did what a pile of dirt does,
Speaker 1: society at large would throw me away. Also, you're telling
Speaker 1: me in two thousand eighteen, we have artificial intelligence as
Speaker 1: well as dirty black hole like we can a photography
Speaker 1: of black holes. Um, but nowhere, nowhere to store dirt.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's so honey. I can imagine the
Speaker 1: aliens coming down and being like oh, singing the dirt
Speaker 1: and being like, oh, is that some kind of ancient
Speaker 1: burial ritual? And we're just like, no that. We just
Speaker 1: stack our dirt in a cone shape and leave it
Speaker 1: there until we need it. And then the aliens are like, oh, honey,
Speaker 1: what And then I don't think so honey. What a
Speaker 1: Jackson and given up. Thank you to everyone who voted
Speaker 1: Jeff Rangel Bow Jackson and now welcome to the stage
Speaker 1: your next group. They are called Color Me, Barbara, Justin Covington,
Speaker 1: Charlie Barti, Trush, Cass Sacharationif Hello, Hello, Hello. First person
Speaker 1: to the mic is Justin coming Day. Yes, Justin, Wow yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm not a sewing queen. That's what I have to say.
Speaker 1: You're You're not I'm queen. I'm not a sewing queen.
Speaker 1: I'm a reveal fee has been approved on yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, Justin. What's going to be pre selected? Pre selected?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with this is just I don't think
Speaker 1: so many as time starts now. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: New Yorkers will blame about how hard it it's a
Speaker 1: day in New York. Fuck you, I'm coming for all
Speaker 1: of you. Do you know why I moved here. I
Speaker 1: just moved in from to Troit a year ago, and
Speaker 1: I moved here because I literally read out of guys
Speaker 1: to date on Tinder. Honey. Yes, but even with all
Speaker 1: these people to date all around New York City, y'all
Speaker 1: are the laziest bitches when it comes to dating. Y'all
Speaker 1: will not go more than two train stops to meet
Speaker 1: your soul mate, which is absurd to me because back
Speaker 1: in Michigan, I regularly at secross international borders to Canada.
Speaker 1: Every day I had to get in my car panto
Speaker 1: speak to a border agent who asked me, why are
Speaker 1: you here, and I'd say, I'm here to tap your
Speaker 1: finest maple trees five seconds. So if you can't decide
Speaker 1: that you need to take a transfer, I when I
Speaker 1: go across the border, I have to decide if I
Speaker 1: want to get an unwanted cavity starch to gonna wanted
Speaker 1: cavity search, Like, fuck you, you can take a transfer.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, New Yorker did it, and
Speaker 1: that's just way to go. Baby. You will go through
Speaker 1: an unwanted cavity, search for a wanton given up for
Speaker 1: justin company, and now welcome to the microphone. Undress, Go dress,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Hi, undress, Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1: I will not do reveal just till everyone else, but
Speaker 1: you don't expect it. That's fine. Is there a reveal
Speaker 1: that you're doing the troll bull or is the preselected
Speaker 1: it's going to be pre selected. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I don't think so, honey. My friend Christian,
Speaker 1: call me back. You know what I'm going through right now.
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds. Thank you, my parents, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: My parents are divorcing. I don't think so, honey, my
Speaker 1: parents divorcing. Stay together. Second, I don't think so, honey. Christian,
Speaker 1: Please text me I love you five seconds. Hey, you
Speaker 1: can just like a b RB that would you be
Speaker 1: cool too? Or just like hey, I'm sort of busy
Speaker 1: right now. I love you by Christian and that's one
Speaker 1: I'll just cover. Call him Christian, Christian, I'm personally up
Speaker 1: that beautiful. I feel you need to be called back.
Speaker 1: We got the whole story without any of the stories.
Speaker 1: I don't need any more information. Call a bit back
Speaker 1: and now welcome to the microphone Charlie Barty. Believe it
Speaker 1: or not, it's actually two pieces, like what are the
Speaker 1: chances you are going to listen? And that's sort of
Speaker 1: my reveals, not to reveal listen you do. Plus in
Speaker 1: this bitch is gonna be the trouble or a pre
Speaker 1: selected up. I'm gonna be honest for a second right now,
Speaker 1: I'm doing a pre selected thank you for your honesty.
Speaker 1: This is Charlie Barties. I don't think so many as
Speaker 1: time starts now, okay, I don't think so honey. Cars
Speaker 1: the vehicle, I'm scared. Slow down, I'm gonna get hurt
Speaker 1: or you're gonna get hurt. Stop. There is no reason
Speaker 1: to be going that fast. I'm constantly like walking about
Speaker 1: in the city and I want him crossing at an
Speaker 1: intersection and there's a car and it looks hungry, desperate
Speaker 1: to get me. It's salivating saying I want you, and
Speaker 1: I say not today. But the only meeting stopping it
Speaker 1: is a red light. Not enough. I don't think okay. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm always talking with my friends and you're being loud. Stop.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, how is she? And it's like beep beep, relaxed. Okay.
Speaker 1: Also when people are like, oh, our car is here,
Speaker 1: it's a Toyota. What is that? I don't know what
Speaker 1: the difference is. Is it black? Okay? Like that, I
Speaker 1: can go and it's so loud and it's so dangerous.
Speaker 1: Don't kill me. And that's what party. That was a
Speaker 1: classic CLASSA. That was a classic because I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. Cars there are so many of them, too much,
Speaker 1: too much. They're gonna get us, They're kinda got us.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's actually cars that are the problem. Literally,
Speaker 1: every time I got a call from my mother, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: a car got someone. I'm panicked every time. Jesus and
Speaker 1: hey cars now, welcome to the microphone, Josh Nassir, I, Josh, Josh,
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be. I'm gonna do the trollball. You're fun,
Speaker 1: You're kind of fun, fun, kind of fun. Alright, So listen, Josh.
Speaker 1: I've reached in there, and what I've pulled out is
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Vaccines back, sir, and your
Speaker 1: time starts now, Josh. I don't think so honey vaccines.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm an anti vaxxer now wow, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey vaccines. Um they hurt. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: I have to close my eyes whenever I want to
Speaker 1: get a shot. Um, no, thank you. Honestly, I think
Speaker 1: it's a race thing. I'm gonna say it. Uh only
Speaker 1: black people have to close their eyes when they get shots,
Speaker 1: that's true. Uh fuck me, man, Okay, listen, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Vaccines. Um, they can go and fucking
Speaker 1: eat my ass. Uh. I'm sick of them. They're not
Speaker 1: very nice. Uh. Doctors are okay, doctors are weird. Can
Speaker 1: we talk about doctors. Doctors are weird. Doctors are not fun? Uh, doctors. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm constantly switching doctors all the time. I'm
Speaker 1: constantly switching doctors just because I can't find the doctor
Speaker 1: that speaks to me. A doctor is like a soul mate,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to find my soul mate. Okay, Josh, now, everybody, Josh, Josh,
Speaker 1: you know what. I don't think so many doctors is
Speaker 1: dead ass right, especially the ones. I'm sorry, but City
Speaker 1: m D. Thank you. We both we both have horror
Speaker 1: stories from city and yeah, famously it's a fast, casual
Speaker 1: pain killer restaurant. Now, please welcome to the microphone. Is
Speaker 1: Zachary Shift? Come on Shift. My mom is very thrilled
Speaker 1: that I'm being called Zachary. That's the name she gave
Speaker 1: a Zack. All right, your Zach. But you know what,
Speaker 1: for the mom's out there, this is Zachary Shift. My
Speaker 1: mom is thrilled. But to us you are Zack Shift. Man.
Speaker 1: Everybody Zack. What's gonna be pre selected? Trouble, It's going
Speaker 1: to be pre selected? Okay, because I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Sandra Bulleck. Uh,
Speaker 1: the only good film you've ever been in his Miss Congeniality.
Speaker 1: And there are too many damn concidence in that title
Speaker 1: for me to give a funk about it. I do
Speaker 1: not think so, honey, Sandra Bulleck. You have been in
Speaker 1: not one but to Oscar Baby White saved your films,
Speaker 1: the first of which is The blind Side, where you
Speaker 1: want an Academy Award for having bangs and an accent,
Speaker 1: at the second of which is the film Crash where
Speaker 1: your character's climax was falling down a flight of stairs
Speaker 1: while on the phone. If falling down the flight of
Speaker 1: stairs while on the phone was a climax, I would
Speaker 1: constantly be covered and come, I do not think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Sandra Bullet. You took precious screen time away from from
Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway in Ocean's eight. You had a multi season
Speaker 1: role on George Lopez names accident Amy who was legally blind,
Speaker 1: And then I thought it, You're an executive producer on
Speaker 1: George Lopez. How did you not executive produce yourselfing to
Speaker 1: that fun as trampoline intro. I do not think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Sandra Bullock, and stop playing black character. And that's what man,
Speaker 1: that's shift again. Brilliant, brilliant. Now give it up for
Speaker 1: this group calling me Barbara dress and coming to I'm
Speaker 1: dress party, Sash mass sack ship man, Sandra Bullock Man,
Speaker 1: she was in crash and her whole character was I
Speaker 1: fell down the stairs and now I'm not racist. Watch
Speaker 1: it again, Watch it again, and now please welcome to
Speaker 1: the stage. Our next group, Pools versus Beaches, Pools versus Beach,
Speaker 1: Nanny slimon Georgia, now Kessler Emily Winter and Bryant Yan Ryan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're solid. Await Solmon is there where? Now we got five,
Speaker 1: we got we got everybody, and the first to the
Speaker 1: mic is going to be a nanny. Thank you. You're
Speaker 1: starting it out for pools versus speeches, and here we go.
Speaker 1: Is it going to be the trouball or it's going
Speaker 1: to be the trouba? Okay? So this is famous broadcaster
Speaker 1: and best friend of Oprah Winfrey, Gail King, Gail King,
Speaker 1: and your time starts now, all right, easy, okay, Gail
Speaker 1: King more like literally fucking hitler, right, I mean, who
Speaker 1: the fuck are you, Gail King? I didn't vote for
Speaker 1: that King. I'll tell you that much. Friend of Oprah,
Speaker 1: more like friend of ship in my ask, because that's
Speaker 1: what you're fucking sucking out of it. Motherfucker. I'm a sign.
Speaker 1: I'm a sad. Oh I don't So your name is Gail?
Speaker 1: What were you? Weren't old? Your pizza shit, your fucking
Speaker 1: Benjamin Button, corny, fucking addicted to painkillers, piece of fucking
Speaker 1: hobo trash? Fuck you, Gal King? All right? And another
Speaker 1: thing about this fucking Gale King friends with Oprah. We're
Speaker 1: like friends with the fucking guy down at the train
Speaker 1: station who fucking uh kicks people's asses and then blows them.
Speaker 1: That's where you are, gal king, because I don't think so. Hi,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, number two hundred deil kids. I didn't
Speaker 1: vote for that, dame. Welcome to the microphone, Solomon charge
Speaker 1: out feeling in last minute, Oh my Godliman, George, thank you, Hi, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hello and listen. Yes we have a trouble. We have
Speaker 1: a paper option. Oh honey, I'm always I'm always prepared.
Speaker 1: Oh this is honey, and as time starts down, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Gay men that say they're not
Speaker 1: like other gay men, congratulations, you unspecial bitch. You cracked
Speaker 1: the fucking code. You came out of the closet and
Speaker 1: then walked in to another fucking closet very second. Oh honey,
Speaker 1: so you watched sports instead of drag race. First of all,
Speaker 1: drag race is a sport, you ignorant faggot. I would
Speaker 1: like to see your favorite athlete duct tape their dick
Speaker 1: to their asshole and do a jump split. And you
Speaker 1: know who's not like a man, straight man? Nine percent
Speaker 1: of the world. Motherfucking problems. Look, you need to wake
Speaker 1: your goddamn gay. Gass up because one day the revolution
Speaker 1: will come and if I can't tell your gay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill you. Wow. Wow, it's four drag race is
Speaker 1: a swore. Now castler are thank you. My mom got
Speaker 1: them for me. Thank you for everything, Mom, Thank you
Speaker 1: for um tomorrow beloved for me. It's I don't think
Speaker 1: so many your time starts now. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: catch people. Look. I know that the binary is stifling,
Speaker 1: but when you are presented with those two options and
Speaker 1: you put cats above dogs, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: When I see a dog on the street, I am
Speaker 1: fully bending at the waist and giving that dog a
Speaker 1: polite good morning. If I see a cat on the street,
Speaker 1: I'm spooked a bad omen good look. I believe that
Speaker 1: we can coexist. If you're one of those cat people
Speaker 1: who's just gonna show me a million pictures of your cat.
Speaker 1: But then when I show you pictures of a cool
Speaker 1: dog that I saw your supportive of that, I have
Speaker 1: no beef with you. Okay, But if you're the kind
Speaker 1: of cat person who when we are dogs sitting our friends,
Speaker 1: perfect little she but you know, puppy and she tries
Speaker 1: to cuddle up to you on the couch, and you
Speaker 1: moved to the other end of the couch because you're
Speaker 1: just not really a dog person. I don't think so. Okay,
Speaker 1: cat people, we've stuck the love we think we just are.
Speaker 1: Just because your mother was withholding doesn't mean think your
Speaker 1: pet means to me too. You don't have to let that.
Speaker 1: I don't think Prestler everyone cat people should go. Sorry
Speaker 1: calling me to the mike. Pulease, welcome Opa, Emilie Window.
Speaker 1: It is pretty I'm very upset. Listen, listen, pre selected,
Speaker 1: she's upset. Here we go, here's Emily Windows. I don't
Speaker 1: think her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: White couple I saw with a white baby named horrible.
Speaker 1: What what? What? What? I'm a shitty white person and
Speaker 1: I even know that's appalling. Oh my god. Okay, I
Speaker 1: saw this couple in the bear Burger in Cobble Hill.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to the podcast right now, that is
Speaker 1: a very rich neighborhood. And I did not know you
Speaker 1: could gentrify remotely. Okay, that is so fucked up. They
Speaker 1: should have just named the kid Black History Month. This
Speaker 1: is not okay. This is not okay, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I feel like every time that Harlem kid like asks
Speaker 1: for like like I'll sucking whole foods juice box links
Speaker 1: to you is just turning over in his Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just hope that somebody renames the parents Stanton and Island. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think the Honey parents who named their white
Speaker 1: kid Harlowe shitty white person Emily Winter taking other shitty
Speaker 1: white people to give it up for Brian. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hello, I'm gonna to be two options,
Speaker 1: pre selected or trouble. This will be pre selected. Well,
Speaker 1: this is Brian Yanks. I don't think so many as
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Googling myself
Speaker 1: comedian Brian Yang and Google going did you mean comedian bow?
Speaker 1: And you Google? I did not. I did not. Do
Speaker 1: you know what it's like doing comedy in this giant shadow?
Speaker 1: You know what? I'm literally doing comedy in his shadow
Speaker 1: right now. I'm doing comedy. It's not good. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Skimming Variety dot Com too quickly and
Speaker 1: thinking did I get us a know? Wait? Do I
Speaker 1: have a show with Aquafina? Did I play Kim Jong Hoon.
Speaker 1: Look at me. I was destined to play Kim Jong
Speaker 1: Oon and this fan took it from me. Ooh, and
Speaker 1: Yank is so successful. I don't think so, honey. My
Speaker 1: parents tell people that he's their son. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. I'm literally lit pan Yango's character and
Speaker 1: us I'm his tether. I don't think so, honey. Yeah, God,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is so huge. Stop giving up for this group pools
Speaker 1: versus speech. Just Nick Nanny, Georgosler with your Ryan ye
Speaker 1: not boy and s eo icon Brian Ye. Here we go.
Speaker 1: We're gonna welcome this group, which is called No. That's
Speaker 1: Tony Braxton's seat. Everybody giving up for Morrow Wild, coming
Speaker 1: up for sack t for anti war, giving up for
Speaker 1: Maria Hanne and for Francesca Randy. I mean, wow, Here
Speaker 1: we go, and first to the mic will be marraw Wild,
Speaker 1: Fellow Denver right, Morrow Wallow her Now all show long.
Speaker 1: When people have gotten to the place where you are
Speaker 1: right right now, we've asked them one question finally or
Speaker 1: pre selected, and now is your time to give an
Speaker 1: answer to us representing Dender Colorado. I'm gonna go preselected
Speaker 1: by irres. Really three, this is Marl Whiles. I think
Speaker 1: someone of your time starts now. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Munchhausen by proxy. Okay, honey, you simple bitch. I'm sorry, honey.
Speaker 1: It's not a mother's presence. Isn't smothering enough Now you're
Speaker 1: smothering them in your sleep? Honey, Come on, bitch, that's
Speaker 1: not fair. And also, I don't think so, honey. The
Speaker 1: act Okay, nobody wants to see Patricia Arquette like that.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to zee her like that. Honey. What I
Speaker 1: don't want to see her born bleach on honey, nut cheerio. Still,
Speaker 1: that is not my Pritrigia Arcat. I want to see
Speaker 1: her at the media as a working mother talking to
Speaker 1: the other side of the realm. Honey, give me that
Speaker 1: witchy mommy, to give me that witchy mommy the r
Speaker 1: cats All right, acting institution. We've got Rosanna, We've got Patricia,
Speaker 1: We've got David rested Alexa Arcats, honey, and that's what
Speaker 1: went so hard that she disconnected the microphone and that
Speaker 1: we celebrate that and now use this one Zacchi. Dat
Speaker 1: your mom, call you Zachary as well. I major in
Speaker 1: the musical theater. I love rehearsals, so I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with priss. Ho wait ho wait. I want to know this.
Speaker 1: Are you a Zachary to your mother or a z
Speaker 1: I'm a Zachary Tyler to my moment? Wow, fuck you Zacharation.
Speaker 1: But he's a Zachary Tyler. That's right, this is actius.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Money has time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Honey. High school superlatives yeah, fuck high
Speaker 1: school lean in. Winning a high school superlative is not
Speaker 1: indicative of your future career or success. Okay, honey, Okay dad, Okay,
Speaker 1: All high school superlatan means is a pixelated ass picture
Speaker 1: in the back of a year book that was taken
Speaker 1: by your computer high school teacher when she was going
Speaker 1: through a default. Okay, Oh, you won most likely to
Speaker 1: be famous, which, by the way, I was up for second.
Speaker 1: Fucking break dancer, a break dancer who is actually famous now,
Speaker 1: by the way, and my portrayal of FDR in the musical,
Speaker 1: and he was captivating. I should have fucking won that
Speaker 1: ance and can spin around on your head. But can
Speaker 1: you do Timestep, I don't thank I actually want best hair.
Speaker 1: But now five me, look at me, I'm six, okast
Speaker 1: one thing? It technary Tyler set, Oh my god. And
Speaker 1: you know what. While that was happening, I asked, Paul Yang,
Speaker 1: did you win the Senior super and what did you say?
Speaker 1: I said, yes, but we're not going to talk about it.
Speaker 1: But I didn't listen. What was the superlative? You one? Oh, no,
Speaker 1: we're not doing this. What was it? No, Emma, we're
Speaker 1: cutting this out. It was most it was it was
Speaker 1: it was a fancy way of saying the funniest, but
Speaker 1: it was most likely to be honest. And now didn't
Speaker 1: come tru hut it out. It's up. Shut the funk up.
Speaker 1: Shut the funk up. All of you suck up, shut
Speaker 1: a fuck up. He got on. God stop, I'm mad.
Speaker 1: I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad at you. Sucks. This sucks.
Speaker 1: Just stop at stop you you you you stop. It's
Speaker 1: only you to you. It's glorious for us. It feels
Speaker 1: so good for me. I's proud of bo O God
Speaker 1: and who's proud of star writer of the other two
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers. Thank you Watch out for season two and
Speaker 1: now welcome to the microphone, the wonderful Andy war Hi Andy,
Speaker 1: Andy showing to with the fanny on the other side,
Speaker 1: fannything everyone. Oh, I love that sweater, thank you. A
Speaker 1: sweater if it's cut at the sleeve, it definitely is
Speaker 1: a T shirt acting as a sweater. Yeah, because we're
Speaker 1: all acting as something. So I love that yours as
Speaker 1: a comment. So if you zoom in you'll get a
Speaker 1: nip shop for sure. Thank you. Alright, So listen, Andy,
Speaker 1: what's the deal. Are we doing a pre selected or trouble.
Speaker 1: I'm pre prepared, okay, alright, so here you go, Andy Wood,
Speaker 1: your time will start now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Straightening with fat asses, okay, you need that, sir. Actually
Speaker 1: it was used for a wartime in sporta no nost
Speaker 1: in people with bat assid Okay, um, straight man. The
Speaker 1: only reason your girlfriend is dating you is not because
Speaker 1: you're a fat ass. It's because you visited her parents
Speaker 1: up on the Upper West Side. Okay, that's the only
Speaker 1: fucking reason. Oh. In, but I see you, gaze, I
Speaker 1: see you twins, Okay, I see you. Not appreciating fat
Speaker 1: asses in the thick community of the lgbt Q. Okay,
Speaker 1: so once you guys want to say, you know, look
Speaker 1: at this stream and having a fat ass, look inside,
Speaker 1: okay and look behind all right, I'm you know, so
Speaker 1: as I walked through to here, I feel free to
Speaker 1: take some ass shots. Um yeah, that's that's my time
Speaker 1: and my god, and that's Andy Wart's time. And that's
Speaker 1: one minute for that fat ass. And now welcome to
Speaker 1: the microphone. Maria Hei got Okay, I have to say
Speaker 1: one thing before we do it. Okay, I'm doing pre selected.
Speaker 1: Let's get out of the way and know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm prepared. I'm a woman, she's pre selected. She has
Speaker 1: come to the stage as a woman who has prepared.
Speaker 1: And here we go. Do need you to do another
Speaker 1: live episode? If I don't think so, honey, all trouble,
Speaker 1: I agree, everyone does a bump of coke right before
Speaker 1: the will consider it. I don't think so. Any trouble
Speaker 1: in itself is a bump of coke. And I would
Speaker 1: be concerned about ode if we did that. But you
Speaker 1: know what, if people die, it is on you, Maria.
Speaker 1: It's a hat on top of the halt. Not doing
Speaker 1: enough coke. If you think one yeah, Okay, this is Maria.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, or time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. All fantasy, science fiction, great adventure,
Speaker 1: magic movies, TV, and books, although obviously I do not
Speaker 1: read books. Okay, um, so ridiculous. It's all like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm talking Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Lord of
Speaker 1: the Rings, and yeah, I'm talking Came of Thrones. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's all the fucking day. Nobody cares. Okay, it's all
Speaker 1: man boys on a quest to gain wisdom from an
Speaker 1: ancient man. Okay, Okay, I don't give a funk about
Speaker 1: your ring bro. Okay. As soon as I hear a
Speaker 1: white guy'd be like I have a sword, I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm asleep. Okay, this is enough. Like I don't like,
Speaker 1: I don't care about your dragons. Obvious exception Khalisi, Okay,
Speaker 1: because we all know that her three dragons represent, as
Speaker 1: a metaphor, the three layers of the Labia. Okay, so
Speaker 1: that is obvious like that, Brent, Okay, centaurs, I don't think.
Speaker 1: So I was never at home, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh I was somebody would come up with a horse,
Speaker 1: but different Okay, all the women get raped for no reason.
Speaker 1: This is spelt to be a fantasy. How is that
Speaker 1: a fantasy? Fansy for that's what? Oh, honestly, honestly, And
Speaker 1: if if Denis is three dragons represent one of the twice,
Speaker 1: um the night King takes one of them. And now
Speaker 1: spoiler alert, spoiler now, please welcome to the microphone. Francesca
Speaker 1: ram Chessca, oh my god, the jacket, the jacket brand. Hey,
Speaker 1: frand you have two choices. I'm going to do preselected,
Speaker 1: pre selected. This is France Ramsey do for Jessica Ramseys.
Speaker 1: I don't think so many your time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I message reaction, buttons, that's not
Speaker 1: a reaction to my text message. You're lazy motherfucker clicking
Speaker 1: ha ha. My very well crafted joke is an act
Speaker 1: of violent I don't know if you know that's got
Speaker 1: But I'm not paid writer, bitch. And if I dropped
Speaker 1: Jens in your text messages, you better respond with the
Speaker 1: Beyonce gift or impact in your life. Give me some emoji's. Okay.
Speaker 1: I poured out of my heart and soul to you
Speaker 1: because I did have a dream where I made up
Speaker 1: with a girl, and I haven't done that since college,
Speaker 1: and I've really been reconsidering what's going on with me
Speaker 1: and my husband. And I need you Roth fun a heart,
Speaker 1: not gonna cut it a thumbs up. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I need you to read me for motherfucking filth in
Speaker 1: my ToxT message or you're not my real friend. I
Speaker 1: don't think Sony wow, wow, give it up for this group? No,
Speaker 1: that's Tony Braxton's seat or a while you are, Chesca Ramsey?
Speaker 1: Are we ready for our last group of one last group,
Speaker 1: last group? Thank you for so. It is the climax
Speaker 1: on our show. And so that group is called Avalanchia.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage, Chrissie Shackelf, Welcome to the stage,
Speaker 1: Larry oh and welcome Annie Dogling, Welcome Game Gonzale, and
Speaker 1: finally welcome Michael Hartney. Oh my god, the first of
Speaker 1: Mike is Chris shape Okay before I fucking start you too,
Speaker 1: what okay? I think? In the words of Pat Regan,
Speaker 1: these young girls forget their history. What you keep clocking
Speaker 1: Julie Andrews as one of your examples for a famous
Speaker 1: trouble from the very first I don't think so, honey, bitch,
Speaker 1: who did that? That was you? And we should give you.
Speaker 1: Girls don't remember the young girls don't know that. The
Speaker 1: first ever iconic troll ball was Julie Andrews by Christie Shafil,
Speaker 1: and she said, among other things, why your hair so short?
Speaker 1: Why your hair so short? And also and also in
Speaker 1: Princess Diaries, why are you talking? We want to hear
Speaker 1: you saying, you know, we're here for the voice, even
Speaker 1: though she went she boxed vocal surgery in the nineties. Listen, Okay,
Speaker 1: now that you got your fucking credit, bitch, what is
Speaker 1: it that you need? Do you need to use this
Speaker 1: moment to do pre selected or do you need this
Speaker 1: moment to troll bull fantasy? Okay, well, all night I
Speaker 1: was telling people backstage, I'm gonna I'm gonna troll. I've
Speaker 1: been working with my therapist on doing things I want
Speaker 1: to do and some of things I think other people
Speaker 1: I should do. So I'm gonna do something that you
Speaker 1: know is in my heart and not so much on
Speaker 1: paper beforehand. Yes, that means I've decoded her message and
Speaker 1: then me she's gonna do a pre selected topic and
Speaker 1: here it's Christie Saddleburn, this is a pre selected topic
Speaker 1: and her time starts now. I don't think so. In
Speaker 1: the Instagram stories, I'm talking to all of you. Are
Speaker 1: you fun or are you a depression machine? I'm very
Speaker 1: happy with my choices to stay at home on a Saturday,
Speaker 1: take it back and rewatch Felicity. And then I opened
Speaker 1: up Instagram and I look at a friend group that
Speaker 1: I was never a part of, and I never wanted
Speaker 1: to be a part of. Throwing Carrie okay, and now
Speaker 1: I'm sad. Now you can say, Christie, have self control,
Speaker 1: don't look at them. No, you stop sucking making up?
Speaker 1: Are you ever happy? Instagram story? After you put it up?
Speaker 1: Or when you put it up, do you think why
Speaker 1: did I do with it? Because that's what I think
Speaker 1: when I put them up. I put up one night,
Speaker 1: one earlier tonight, and I hate it. Five. I can
Speaker 1: make an Instagram story right now and at tag all
Speaker 1: of you, and then you can repost it to show
Speaker 1: that you were somewhere. Suck you Instagram story. And that's
Speaker 1: what honestly, one of the most relevant of the nights,
Speaker 1: I kind of sword on the farm. Christy Shackelberg, give
Speaker 1: it up. Timeless that time, and now gird your loyan's
Speaker 1: because coming to the stage is Larry Oh wearing a
Speaker 1: Peter Smith shirt. Peterson Yes, God modeling the merch, Peter
Speaker 1: Smith fans, Peter piss, Peter Smith hime shout out. So listen, Larry, Yes,
Speaker 1: Madam Bowen. We have a trouble here and it's full
Speaker 1: with stuff, and your brain it's full with stuff. So
Speaker 1: it's up to you, really two things full with stuff.
Speaker 1: One choice one Larry, one moment so your litz is
Speaker 1: in there, serenas and okay, first of all, I'm here
Speaker 1: on an order of business. Okay, I'm wearing the Peter
Speaker 1: Smith merch. I'm promoting my podcast drops April thirtieth on
Speaker 1: Forever Dog Networks. What makes you Sing with LARRYO and
Speaker 1: Peter is a guest Bone has been invited. Matt come
Speaker 1: back from l a bitch and you'll be on. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a two say every Tuesday morning. Well, while we
Speaker 1: wait for that, is it a pretty selected topic or
Speaker 1: are you doing the fucking troball bitch checking chucking chucking. Okay, Larry,
Speaker 1: use this. You've used this moment wisely so far. I
Speaker 1: hope you continue to use this moment wisely as you
Speaker 1: make your way to an active Mike and Trouball. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, the concept of universal healthcare and
Speaker 1: your time starts now find that so be so oh
Speaker 1: telling Marks and everybody. Bo's been writing, Matt's been working
Speaker 1: on the high mix. Yes, let's get to the topic.
Speaker 1: Is universal healthcare? Seconds? Second? Dope thing? So honey, you
Speaker 1: versonal say healthcare one to three and that's one minute?
Speaker 1: What air pitch he promote on this podcast and said
Speaker 1: the words universe out here twice and then decras audience, everyone, welcome.
Speaker 1: Mother any the last time she was here she announced
Speaker 1: her goddamn pregnancy. She has had a child, Yes, a
Speaker 1: little Joe. We have to turn in that the child
Speaker 1: should continue to live. And she's got her fucking hat.
Speaker 1: She's an icon, a word winner, and have some respect.
Speaker 1: Any one's going to be pre selected trouball? What where
Speaker 1: am I? Who am pre selected? The ball? Oh? I
Speaker 1: suppose I'll go along with you boys. That trouble When
Speaker 1: was that Annie Trouble? Trouball? Annie Johnley, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: your trouball is one of the most proud WI just
Speaker 1: happened is of the most powerful women in the government.
Speaker 1: She's the most powerful Democrat in the government. Nancy Pelosi,
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. Nancy Pelosi out there looking
Speaker 1: like skeletorious suits, bitch is wig Is Dirsteve and Larry
Speaker 1: Owens looking for a part. You must, you must, and
Speaker 1: another thing, Matt Rogers and bowing Gang and your little
Speaker 1: email you said this is a fashion event. Turn a look.
Speaker 1: I turned a look when you turn it looking like
Speaker 1: a couple of stage chance on yuh running for me?
Speaker 1: Fuck and that's better a pondle take out of man.
Speaker 1: People will take that at a minute. Nancy, boy, you
Speaker 1: better high will skin on this. And now it's called
Speaker 1: ship bowing way way, Oh my god, holy fucking ship.
Speaker 1: This is so hard to do while you have to
Speaker 1: be this is crazy. Okay, it's ten fifty, it's you guys,
Speaker 1: have been your two more hours. Please wip the hours
Speaker 1: gap concided. Oh my god, there's nothing, there's nothing connected, bitch,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, bowing way everybody, Oh god, Magers. I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to follow that game, okay, So I just want
Speaker 1: to serve me the audience real quick. Are you all
Speaker 1: up to date with the presidential election today? This is
Speaker 1: the world crowds. Okay, I think we gotta keep crowd.
Speaker 1: I am a trouble slut. I came with something pre selective, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is I don't think so many time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Pete Judge. I don't care
Speaker 1: that your candidacy is groundbreaking. I need you to fix
Speaker 1: your fucking haircuts. Our first game president should not look
Speaker 1: like the before in a queer eye makeover. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, judge, because I cannot trust a presidential
Speaker 1: candidate that would like to the American people you met
Speaker 1: your husband on in inten I need a president who
Speaker 1: admit to being a dick slut on grinder. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, Pete Buddha judge because he looks like
Speaker 1: the kind of guy that would respond mild to wild
Speaker 1: when you ask what he's into. I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey people to judge because he gives off a chaotic
Speaker 1: verse energy. A five second we right now is not
Speaker 1: a centrist, but somebody who can choose sides. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, people to judge because I'm not impressed
Speaker 1: you can speak twenty languages to a lingo is free,
Speaker 1: bit and with the last I don't think so, Honey
Speaker 1: of the night. Please welcome my go heart. Hi everyone,
Speaker 1: thanks for staying. Wow everyone, Michael, it is nearly eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1: It's your is. We have two options for you, and
Speaker 1: you know what they are. So what I'm doing the
Speaker 1: goddamn trouble and I'm scared. Let's go. I know God
Speaker 1: is real. God is real because of what I've picked
Speaker 1: out of this fucking bull for you, you stupid bitch,
Speaker 1: because what you will. I don't think so, honey, Trouble
Speaker 1: tonight is the queen of soul. Or read the Franklin
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I read the Franklin. Why so, motherfucking dad? After would
Speaker 1: I just lose you all? Is she alive? She's fucking dead? Right,
Speaker 1: She's dead. She's dead a ship right, almost a year dead?
Speaker 1: Why the fun that voice? Thirty seconds through death? What
Speaker 1: are you? A god damn bitch? Oh, I have to
Speaker 1: go meet my maker. I've gotta follow the white line.
Speaker 1: I've gotta go be in heaven. Eat my ship. The
Speaker 1: second my dead fiddle with my clinch. I read the
Speaker 1: Franklin five seconds. That hat was crazy. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And that's one that at my fault. It's through a
Speaker 1: culture number for that hat was crazy. Give it up
Speaker 1: for Alacha, Christy Shaoher, Larry Owens, Any Toy, Gazalace, Michael
Speaker 1: Hartney and everyone. Thank you so much for staying holy,
Speaker 1: for it's been three years since been lost. Culture is
Speaker 1: Let's thank you so much for listening. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for coming. We love you. I'm Matt Roger, and
Speaker 1: give it up for all your performst tonight as we
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