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Speaker 1: welcome Taylor or Taga. Give it up for Alice Morales,

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Speaker 1: your next group. They are called Color Me, Barbara, Justin Covington,

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Speaker 1: Charlie Barti, Trush, Cass Sacharationif Hello, Hello, Hello. First person

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Speaker 1: to the mic is Justin coming Day. Yes, Justin, Wow yourself.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a sewing queen. That's what I have to say.

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Speaker 1: and now welcome to the microphone Charlie Barty. Believe it

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Speaker 1: This is Charlie Barties. I don't think so many as

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Speaker 1: hey cars now, welcome to the microphone, Josh Nassir, I, Josh, Josh,

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Speaker 1: You're kind of fun, fun, kind of fun. Alright, So listen, Josh.

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Speaker 1: Everybody Zack. What's gonna be pre selected? Trouble, It's going

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Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Sandra Bulleck. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Sandra Bullet. You took precious screen time away from from

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Speaker 1: it again, Watch it again, and now please welcome to

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Speaker 1: the stage. Our next group, Pools versus Beaches, Pools versus Beach,

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Speaker 1: Nanny slimon Georgia, now Kessler Emily Winter and Bryant Yan Ryan. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're solid. Await Solmon is there where? Now we got five,

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Speaker 1: Is it going to be the trouball or it's going

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Speaker 1: and best friend of Oprah Winfrey, Gail King, Gail King,

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Speaker 1: and your time starts now, all right, easy, okay, Gail

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Speaker 1: King more like literally fucking hitler, right, I mean, who

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Speaker 1: the fuck are you, Gail King? I didn't vote for

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Speaker 1: that King. I'll tell you that much. Friend of Oprah,

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Speaker 1: what you're fucking sucking out of it. Motherfucker. I'm a sign.

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Speaker 1: I'm a sad. Oh I don't So your name is Gail?

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Speaker 1: What were you? Weren't old? Your pizza shit, your fucking

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Speaker 1: hobo trash? Fuck you, Gal King? All right? And another

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Speaker 1: thing about this fucking Gale King friends with Oprah. We're

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Speaker 1: That's where you are, gal king, because I don't think so. Hi,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, number two hundred deil kids. I didn't

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Speaker 1: vote for that, dame. Welcome to the microphone, Solomon charge

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Speaker 1: out feeling in last minute, Oh my Godliman, George, thank you, Hi, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hello and listen. Yes we have a trouble. We have

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Speaker 1: a paper option. Oh honey, I'm always I'm always prepared.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is honey, and as time starts down, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Gay men that say they're not

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Speaker 1: like other gay men, congratulations, you unspecial bitch. You cracked

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Speaker 1: the fucking code. You came out of the closet and

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Speaker 1: so you watched sports instead of drag race. First of all,

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Speaker 1: drag race is a sport, you ignorant faggot. I would

416
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Speaker 1: like to see your favorite athlete duct tape their dick

417
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Speaker 1: to their asshole and do a jump split. And you

418
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Speaker 1: know who's not like a man, straight man? Nine percent

419
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Speaker 1: of the world. Motherfucking problems. Look, you need to wake

420
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Speaker 1: your goddamn gay. Gass up because one day the revolution

421
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Speaker 1: will come and if I can't tell your gay, I'm

422
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Speaker 1: gonna kill you. Wow. Wow, it's four drag race is

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Speaker 1: a swore. Now castler are thank you. My mom got

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Speaker 1: them for me. Thank you for everything, Mom, Thank you

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Speaker 1: for um tomorrow beloved for me. It's I don't think

426
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Speaker 1: so many your time starts now. I don't think so, honey,

427
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Speaker 1: catch people. Look. I know that the binary is stifling,

428
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Speaker 1: but when you are presented with those two options and

429
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: you put cats above dogs, I don't think so, honey.

430
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: When I see a dog on the street, I am

431
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: fully bending at the waist and giving that dog a

432
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Speaker 1: polite good morning. If I see a cat on the street,

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Speaker 1: I'm spooked a bad omen good look. I believe that

434
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Speaker 1: we can coexist. If you're one of those cat people

435
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Speaker 1: who's just gonna show me a million pictures of your cat.

436
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Speaker 1: But then when I show you pictures of a cool

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Speaker 1: dog that I saw your supportive of that, I have

438
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: no beef with you. Okay, But if you're the kind

439
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Speaker 1: of cat person who when we are dogs sitting our friends,

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Speaker 1: perfect little she but you know, puppy and she tries

441
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Speaker 1: to cuddle up to you on the couch, and you

442
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: moved to the other end of the couch because you're

443
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Speaker 1: just not really a dog person. I don't think so. Okay,

444
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: cat people, we've stuck the love we think we just are.

445
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: Just because your mother was withholding doesn't mean think your

446
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Speaker 1: pet means to me too. You don't have to let that.

447
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: I don't think Prestler everyone cat people should go. Sorry

448
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Speaker 1: calling me to the mike. Pulease, welcome Opa, Emilie Window.

449
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Speaker 1: It is pretty I'm very upset. Listen, listen, pre selected,

450
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Speaker 1: she's upset. Here we go, here's Emily Windows. I don't

451
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: think her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey.

452
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: White couple I saw with a white baby named horrible.

453
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Speaker 1: What what? What? What? I'm a shitty white person and

454
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Speaker 1: I even know that's appalling. Oh my god. Okay, I

455
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: saw this couple in the bear Burger in Cobble Hill.

456
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: If you're listening to the podcast right now, that is

457
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Speaker 1: a very rich neighborhood. And I did not know you

458
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Speaker 1: could gentrify remotely. Okay, that is so fucked up. They

459
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Speaker 1: should have just named the kid Black History Month. This

460
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Speaker 1: is not okay. This is not okay, Oh my god.

461
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Speaker 1: I feel like every time that Harlem kid like asks

462
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Speaker 1: for like like I'll sucking whole foods juice box links

463
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Speaker 1: to you is just turning over in his Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just hope that somebody renames the parents Stanton and Island. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't think the Honey parents who named their white

466
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Speaker 1: kid Harlowe shitty white person Emily Winter taking other shitty

467
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 1: white people to give it up for Brian. Yeah, yeah,

468
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Hello, I'm gonna to be two options,

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Speaker 1: pre selected or trouble. This will be pre selected. Well,

470
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Speaker 1: this is Brian Yanks. I don't think so many as

471
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Googling myself

472
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Speaker 1: comedian Brian Yang and Google going did you mean comedian bow?

473
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Speaker 1: And you Google? I did not. I did not. Do

474
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: you know what it's like doing comedy in this giant shadow?

475
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: You know what? I'm literally doing comedy in his shadow

476
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: right now. I'm doing comedy. It's not good. I don't

477
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Skimming Variety dot Com too quickly and

478
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Speaker 1: thinking did I get us a know? Wait? Do I

479
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Speaker 1: have a show with Aquafina? Did I play Kim Jong Hoon.

480
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: Look at me. I was destined to play Kim Jong

481
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Speaker 1: Oon and this fan took it from me. Ooh, and

482
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: Yank is so successful. I don't think so, honey. My

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Speaker 1: parents tell people that he's their son. Okay, I don't

484
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: think so, honey. I'm literally lit pan Yango's character and

485
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Speaker 1: us I'm his tether. I don't think so, honey. Yeah, God,

486
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Oh my god, this

487
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Speaker 1: is so huge. Stop giving up for this group pools

488
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Speaker 1: versus speech. Just Nick Nanny, Georgosler with your Ryan ye

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Speaker 1: not boy and s eo icon Brian Ye. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna welcome this group, which is called No. That's

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Speaker 1: Tony Braxton's seat. Everybody giving up for Morrow Wild, coming

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Speaker 1: up for sack t for anti war, giving up for

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Speaker 1: Maria Hanne and for Francesca Randy. I mean, wow, Here

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Speaker 1: we go, and first to the mic will be marraw Wild,

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Speaker 1: Fellow Denver right, Morrow Wallow her Now all show long.

496
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: When people have gotten to the place where you are

497
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: right right now, we've asked them one question finally or

498
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Speaker 1: pre selected, and now is your time to give an

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Speaker 1: answer to us representing Dender Colorado. I'm gonna go preselected

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Speaker 1: by irres. Really three, this is Marl Whiles. I think

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Speaker 1: someone of your time starts now. I don't think so, honey,

502
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: Munchhausen by proxy. Okay, honey, you simple bitch. I'm sorry, honey.

503
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Speaker 1: It's not a mother's presence. Isn't smothering enough Now you're

504
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 1: smothering them in your sleep? Honey, Come on, bitch, that's

505
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: not fair. And also, I don't think so, honey. The

506
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Speaker 1: act Okay, nobody wants to see Patricia Arquette like that.

507
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to zee her like that. Honey. What I

508
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Speaker 1: don't want to see her born bleach on honey, nut cheerio. Still,

509
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Speaker 1: that is not my Pritrigia Arcat. I want to see

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Speaker 1: her at the media as a working mother talking to

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Speaker 1: the other side of the realm. Honey, give me that

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Speaker 1: witchy mommy, to give me that witchy mommy the r

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Speaker 1: cats All right, acting institution. We've got Rosanna, We've got Patricia,

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Speaker 1: We've got David rested Alexa Arcats, honey, and that's what

515
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Speaker 1: went so hard that she disconnected the microphone and that

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Speaker 1: we celebrate that and now use this one Zacchi. Dat

517
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Speaker 1: your mom, call you Zachary as well. I major in

518
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Speaker 1: the musical theater. I love rehearsals, so I'm gonna go

519
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Speaker 1: with priss. Ho wait ho wait. I want to know this.

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Speaker 1: Are you a Zachary to your mother or a z

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Speaker 1: I'm a Zachary Tyler to my moment? Wow, fuck you Zacharation.

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Speaker 1: But he's a Zachary Tyler. That's right, this is actius.

523
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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Money has time starts now, I

524
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: don't think so. Honey. High school superlatives yeah, fuck high

525
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Speaker 1: school lean in. Winning a high school superlative is not

526
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 1: indicative of your future career or success. Okay, honey, Okay dad, Okay,

527
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: All high school superlatan means is a pixelated ass picture

528
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Speaker 1: in the back of a year book that was taken

529
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Speaker 1: by your computer high school teacher when she was going

530
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Speaker 1: through a default. Okay, Oh, you won most likely to

531
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Speaker 1: be famous, which, by the way, I was up for second.

532
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Speaker 1: Fucking break dancer, a break dancer who is actually famous now,

533
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 1: by the way, and my portrayal of FDR in the musical,

534
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: and he was captivating. I should have fucking won that

535
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Speaker 1: ance and can spin around on your head. But can

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Speaker 1: you do Timestep, I don't thank I actually want best hair.

537
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Speaker 1: But now five me, look at me, I'm six, okast

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Speaker 1: one thing? It technary Tyler set, Oh my god. And

539
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: you know what. While that was happening, I asked, Paul Yang,

540
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: did you win the Senior super and what did you say?

541
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: I said, yes, but we're not going to talk about it.

542
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: But I didn't listen. What was the superlative? You one? Oh, no,

543
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: we're not doing this. What was it? No, Emma, we're

544
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: cutting this out. It was most it was it was

545
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Speaker 1: it was a fancy way of saying the funniest, but

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Speaker 1: it was most likely to be honest. And now didn't

547
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Speaker 1: come tru hut it out. It's up. Shut the funk up.

548
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: Shut the funk up. All of you suck up, shut

549
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:09,399
Speaker 1: a fuck up. He got on. God stop, I'm mad.

550
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad at you. Sucks. This sucks.

551
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: Just stop at stop you you you you stop. It's

552
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Speaker 1: only you to you. It's glorious for us. It feels

553
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Speaker 1: so good for me. I's proud of bo O God

554
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: and who's proud of star writer of the other two

555
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers. Thank you Watch out for season two and

556
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 1: now welcome to the microphone, the wonderful Andy war Hi Andy,

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00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: Andy showing to with the fanny on the other side,

558
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: fannything everyone. Oh, I love that sweater, thank you. A

559
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: sweater if it's cut at the sleeve, it definitely is

560
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Speaker 1: a T shirt acting as a sweater. Yeah, because we're

561
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: all acting as something. So I love that yours as

562
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Speaker 1: a comment. So if you zoom in you'll get a

563
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Speaker 1: nip shop for sure. Thank you. Alright, So listen, Andy,

564
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Speaker 1: what's the deal. Are we doing a pre selected or trouble.

565
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: I'm pre prepared, okay, alright, so here you go, Andy Wood,

566
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: your time will start now. I don't think so, honey.

567
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: Straightening with fat asses, okay, you need that, sir. Actually

568
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Speaker 1: it was used for a wartime in sporta no nost

569
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Speaker 1: in people with bat assid Okay, um, straight man. The

570
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 1: only reason your girlfriend is dating you is not because

571
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: you're a fat ass. It's because you visited her parents

572
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: up on the Upper West Side. Okay, that's the only

573
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: fucking reason. Oh. In, but I see you, gaze, I

574
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: see you twins, Okay, I see you. Not appreciating fat

575
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: asses in the thick community of the lgbt Q. Okay,

576
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: so once you guys want to say, you know, look

577
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Speaker 1: at this stream and having a fat ass, look inside,

578
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: okay and look behind all right, I'm you know, so

579
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: as I walked through to here, I feel free to

580
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: take some ass shots. Um yeah, that's that's my time

581
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: and my god, and that's Andy Wart's time. And that's

582
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: one minute for that fat ass. And now welcome to

583
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: the microphone. Maria Hei got Okay, I have to say

584
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: one thing before we do it. Okay, I'm doing pre selected.

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00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: Let's get out of the way and know what I'm doing.

586
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm prepared. I'm a woman, she's pre selected. She has

587
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: come to the stage as a woman who has prepared.

588
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: And here we go. Do need you to do another

589
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: live episode? If I don't think so, honey, all trouble,

590
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: I agree, everyone does a bump of coke right before

591
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: the will consider it. I don't think so. Any trouble

592
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: in itself is a bump of coke. And I would

593
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: be concerned about ode if we did that. But you

594
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: know what, if people die, it is on you, Maria.

595
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: It's a hat on top of the halt. Not doing

596
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: enough coke. If you think one yeah, Okay, this is Maria.

597
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, or time starts now, I

598
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. All fantasy, science fiction, great adventure,

599
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: magic movies, TV, and books, although obviously I do not

600
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 1: read books. Okay, um, so ridiculous. It's all like, okay,

601
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Lord of

602
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 1: the Rings, and yeah, I'm talking Came of Thrones. Okay,

603
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: it's all the fucking day. Nobody cares. Okay, it's all

604
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: man boys on a quest to gain wisdom from an

605
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: ancient man. Okay, Okay, I don't give a funk about

606
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 1: your ring bro. Okay. As soon as I hear a

607
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: white guy'd be like I have a sword, I'm like, wow,

608
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm asleep. Okay, this is enough. Like I don't like,

609
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't care about your dragons. Obvious exception Khalisi, Okay,

610
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: because we all know that her three dragons represent, as

611
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: a metaphor, the three layers of the Labia. Okay, so

612
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 1: that is obvious like that, Brent, Okay, centaurs, I don't think.

613
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: So I was never at home, and I was like,

614
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Speaker 1: oh I was somebody would come up with a horse,

615
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: but different Okay, all the women get raped for no reason.

616
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Speaker 1: This is spelt to be a fantasy. How is that

617
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: a fantasy? Fansy for that's what? Oh, honestly, honestly, And

618
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Speaker 1: if if Denis is three dragons represent one of the twice,

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Speaker 1: um the night King takes one of them. And now

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Speaker 1: spoiler alert, spoiler now, please welcome to the microphone. Francesca

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Speaker 1: frand you have two choices. I'm going to do preselected,

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Speaker 1: pre selected. This is France Ramsey do for Jessica Ramseys.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so many your time starts now, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I message reaction, buttons, that's not

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Speaker 1: a reaction to my text message. You're lazy motherfucker clicking

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Speaker 1: ha ha. My very well crafted joke is an act

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Speaker 1: of violent I don't know if you know that's got

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Speaker 1: But I'm not paid writer, bitch. And if I dropped

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Speaker 1: Jens in your text messages, you better respond with the

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Speaker 1: Beyonce gift or impact in your life. Give me some emoji's. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I poured out of my heart and soul to you

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Speaker 1: because I did have a dream where I made up

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Speaker 1: with a girl, and I haven't done that since college,

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Speaker 1: and I've really been reconsidering what's going on with me

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Speaker 1: and my husband. And I need you Roth fun a heart,

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Speaker 1: not gonna cut it a thumbs up. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: I need you to read me for motherfucking filth in

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Speaker 1: my ToxT message or you're not my real friend. I

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Speaker 1: don't think Sony wow, wow, give it up for this group? No,

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Speaker 1: that's Tony Braxton's seat or a while you are, Chesca Ramsey?

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Speaker 1: Are we ready for our last group of one last group,

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Speaker 1: last group? Thank you for so. It is the climax

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Speaker 1: on our show. And so that group is called Avalanchia.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage, Chrissie Shackelf, Welcome to the stage,

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Speaker 1: Larry oh and welcome Annie Dogling, Welcome Game Gonzale, and

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Speaker 1: finally welcome Michael Hartney. Oh my god, the first of

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Speaker 1: Mike is Chris shape Okay before I fucking start you too,

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Speaker 1: what okay? I think? In the words of Pat Regan,

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Speaker 1: these young girls forget their history. What you keep clocking

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Speaker 1: Julie Andrews as one of your examples for a famous

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Speaker 1: trouble from the very first I don't think so, honey, bitch,

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Speaker 1: who did that? That was you? And we should give you.

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Speaker 1: Girls don't remember the young girls don't know that. The

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Speaker 1: first ever iconic troll ball was Julie Andrews by Christie Shafil,

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Speaker 1: and she said, among other things, why your hair so short?

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Speaker 1: Why your hair so short? And also and also in

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Speaker 1: Princess Diaries, why are you talking? We want to hear

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Speaker 1: you saying, you know, we're here for the voice, even

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Speaker 1: though she went she boxed vocal surgery in the nineties. Listen, Okay,

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Speaker 1: now that you got your fucking credit, bitch, what is

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Speaker 1: it that you need? Do you need to use this

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Speaker 1: moment to do pre selected or do you need this

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Speaker 1: moment to troll bull fantasy? Okay, well, all night I

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Speaker 1: was telling people backstage, I'm gonna I'm gonna troll. I've

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Speaker 1: been working with my therapist on doing things I want

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Speaker 1: to do and some of things I think other people

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Speaker 1: I should do. So I'm gonna do something that you

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Speaker 1: know is in my heart and not so much on

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Speaker 1: paper beforehand. Yes, that means I've decoded her message and

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Speaker 1: then me she's gonna do a pre selected topic and

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Speaker 1: here it's Christie Saddleburn, this is a pre selected topic

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Speaker 1: and her time starts now. I don't think so. In

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Speaker 1: the Instagram stories, I'm talking to all of you. Are

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Speaker 1: you fun or are you a depression machine? I'm very

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Speaker 1: happy with my choices to stay at home on a Saturday,

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Speaker 1: take it back and rewatch Felicity. And then I opened

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Speaker 1: up Instagram and I look at a friend group that

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Speaker 1: I was never a part of, and I never wanted

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Speaker 1: to be a part of. Throwing Carrie okay, and now

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Speaker 1: I'm sad. Now you can say, Christie, have self control,

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Speaker 1: don't look at them. No, you stop sucking making up?

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Speaker 1: Are you ever happy? Instagram story? After you put it up?

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Speaker 1: Or when you put it up, do you think why

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Speaker 1: did I do with it? Because that's what I think

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Speaker 1: when I put them up. I put up one night,

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Speaker 1: one earlier tonight, and I hate it. Five. I can

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Speaker 1: make an Instagram story right now and at tag all

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Speaker 1: of you, and then you can repost it to show

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Speaker 1: that you were somewhere. Suck you Instagram story. And that's

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Speaker 1: what honestly, one of the most relevant of the nights,

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Speaker 1: I kind of sword on the farm. Christy Shackelberg, give

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Speaker 1: it up. Timeless that time, and now gird your loyan's

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Speaker 1: because coming to the stage is Larry Oh wearing a

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Speaker 1: Peter Smith shirt. Peterson Yes, God modeling the merch, Peter

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Speaker 1: Smith fans, Peter piss, Peter Smith hime shout out. So listen, Larry, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Madam Bowen. We have a trouble here and it's full

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Speaker 1: with stuff, and your brain it's full with stuff. So

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Speaker 1: it's up to you, really two things full with stuff.

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Speaker 1: One choice one Larry, one moment so your litz is

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Speaker 1: in there, serenas and okay, first of all, I'm here

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Speaker 1: on an order of business. Okay, I'm wearing the Peter

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Speaker 1: Smith merch. I'm promoting my podcast drops April thirtieth on

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Speaker 1: Forever Dog Networks. What makes you Sing with LARRYO and

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Speaker 1: Peter is a guest Bone has been invited. Matt come

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Speaker 1: back from l a bitch and you'll be on. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a two say every Tuesday morning. Well, while we

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Speaker 1: wait for that, is it a pretty selected topic or

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Speaker 1: are you doing the fucking troball bitch checking chucking chucking. Okay, Larry,

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Speaker 1: use this. You've used this moment wisely so far. I

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Speaker 1: hope you continue to use this moment wisely as you

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Speaker 1: make your way to an active Mike and Trouball. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, the concept of universal healthcare and

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Speaker 1: your time starts now find that so be so oh

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Speaker 1: telling Marks and everybody. Bo's been writing, Matt's been working

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Speaker 1: on the high mix. Yes, let's get to the topic.

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Speaker 1: Is universal healthcare? Seconds? Second? Dope thing? So honey, you

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Speaker 1: versonal say healthcare one to three and that's one minute?

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Speaker 1: What air pitch he promote on this podcast and said

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Speaker 1: the words universe out here twice and then decras audience, everyone, welcome.

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Speaker 1: Mother any the last time she was here she announced

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Speaker 1: her goddamn pregnancy. She has had a child, Yes, a

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Speaker 1: little Joe. We have to turn in that the child

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Speaker 1: should continue to live. And she's got her fucking hat.

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Speaker 1: She's an icon, a word winner, and have some respect.

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Speaker 1: Any one's going to be pre selected trouball? What where

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Speaker 1: am I? Who am pre selected? The ball? Oh? I

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Speaker 1: suppose I'll go along with you boys. That trouble When

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Speaker 1: was that Annie Trouble? Trouball? Annie Johnley, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: your trouball is one of the most proud WI just

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Speaker 1: happened is of the most powerful women in the government.

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Speaker 1: She's the most powerful Democrat in the government. Nancy Pelosi,

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Speaker 1: and your time starts now. Nancy Pelosi out there looking

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Speaker 1: like skeletorious suits, bitch is wig Is Dirsteve and Larry

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Speaker 1: Owens looking for a part. You must, you must, and

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Speaker 1: another thing, Matt Rogers and bowing Gang and your little

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Speaker 1: email you said this is a fashion event. Turn a look.

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Speaker 1: I turned a look when you turn it looking like

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Speaker 1: a couple of stage chance on yuh running for me?

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Speaker 1: Fuck and that's better a pondle take out of man.

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Speaker 1: People will take that at a minute. Nancy, boy, you

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Speaker 1: better high will skin on this. And now it's called

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Speaker 1: ship bowing way way, Oh my god, holy fucking ship.

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Speaker 1: This is so hard to do while you have to

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Speaker 1: be this is crazy. Okay, it's ten fifty, it's you guys,

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Speaker 1: have been your two more hours. Please wip the hours

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Speaker 1: gap concided. Oh my god, there's nothing, there's nothing connected, bitch,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, bowing way everybody, Oh god, Magers. I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to follow that game, okay, So I just want

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Speaker 1: to serve me the audience real quick. Are you all

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Speaker 1: up to date with the presidential election today? This is

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Speaker 1: the world crowds. Okay, I think we gotta keep crowd.

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Speaker 1: I am a trouble slut. I came with something pre selective, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is I don't think so many time starts now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Pete Judge. I don't care

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Speaker 1: that your candidacy is groundbreaking. I need you to fix

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Speaker 1: your fucking haircuts. Our first game president should not look

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Speaker 1: like the before in a queer eye makeover. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so honey, judge, because I cannot trust a presidential

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Speaker 1: candidate that would like to the American people you met

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Speaker 1: your husband on in inten I need a president who

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Speaker 1: admit to being a dick slut on grinder. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so honey, Pete Buddha judge because he looks like

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Speaker 1: the kind of guy that would respond mild to wild

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Speaker 1: when you ask what he's into. I don't think so

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Speaker 1: honey people to judge because he gives off a chaotic

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Speaker 1: verse energy. A five second we right now is not

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Speaker 1: a centrist, but somebody who can choose sides. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so honey, people to judge because I'm not impressed

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Speaker 1: you can speak twenty languages to a lingo is free,

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Speaker 1: bit and with the last I don't think so, Honey

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Speaker 1: of the night. Please welcome my go heart. Hi everyone,

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Speaker 1: thanks for staying. Wow everyone, Michael, it is nearly eleven o'clock.

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Speaker 1: It's your is. We have two options for you, and

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Speaker 1: you know what they are. So what I'm doing the

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Speaker 1: goddamn trouble and I'm scared. Let's go. I know God

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Speaker 1: is real. God is real because of what I've picked

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Speaker 1: out of this fucking bull for you, you stupid bitch,

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Speaker 1: because what you will. I don't think so, honey, Trouble

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Speaker 1: tonight is the queen of soul. Or read the Franklin

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Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: I read the Franklin. Why so, motherfucking dad? After would

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Speaker 1: I just lose you all? Is she alive? She's fucking dead? Right,

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Speaker 1: She's dead. She's dead a ship right, almost a year dead?

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Speaker 1: Why the fun that voice? Thirty seconds through death? What

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Speaker 1: are you? A god damn bitch? Oh, I have to

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Speaker 1: go meet my maker. I've gotta follow the white line.

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Speaker 1: I've gotta go be in heaven. Eat my ship. The

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Speaker 1: second my dead fiddle with my clinch. I read the

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Speaker 1: Franklin five seconds. That hat was crazy. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: And that's one that at my fault. It's through a

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Speaker 1: culture number for that hat was crazy. Give it up

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Speaker 1: for Alacha, Christy Shaoher, Larry Owens, Any Toy, Gazalace, Michael

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Speaker 1: Hartney and everyone. Thank you so much for staying holy,

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Speaker 1: for it's been three years since been lost. Culture is

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Speaker 1: Let's thank you so much for listening. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for coming. We love you. I'm Matt Roger, and

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Speaker 1: give it up for all your performst tonight as we

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Speaker 1: named that. Peter stan and you test Danny Sinners, morals

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Speaker 1: By Chrestens, Really, Rachel Calley or Jeffrey about Jackson, Justin

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Speaker 1: Comington Rasco, Holly Barney, Josh Nassa, Atrey shift Man, Nannie Solomon,

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Speaker 1: Georgia Yanga, Andy Warna, Heine Fresh Esca Ramsey, Crassy Shackle,

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Speaker 1: Annie don Lin Gonzalez and Michael Hartney. Goodnight, every much, Everybody.

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Speaker 1: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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