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Speaker 1: but be everywhere. I just don't like that one because

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Speaker 1: in here with my nigger. That's the point where you

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Speaker 1: Hold up? Man? Breaking news, Breaking news eighty five South

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Speaker 1: You can imagine him going to kindergarten meeting? Can you

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Speaker 1: That's what's up man? Like flying the mother fly. That's

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Speaker 1: and like, yeah, I don't know about bro. One time

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Speaker 1: This is the eighty five South show. This the ass

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Speaker 1: whooping emp. So we're talking about growing up, being parents

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Speaker 1: and he saw walk walk bad feet. You ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: I wish they would have say it so to me.

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Speaker 1: what uncle is supposed to do. Uncle's supposed to punch

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Speaker 1: I'd be damn if you disrespect me and my money

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Speaker 1: They'd be scared of their kids. They're like, no, Josh, Josh,

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Speaker 1: Spanish people be saying. They'd be telling their kids in

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Speaker 1: never seen no Asians. They put out the gun. Don't

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Speaker 1: trying to tell I don't want to hear that ship,

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Speaker 1: like are you talking to another one? Plippy? Where do

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Speaker 1: It was in the middle school. Emahi, do they have

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Speaker 1: What kind of yoga do you like? My nigga? I

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Speaker 1: you breathe? I said, bitch, oxen help me breathe. I

419
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 1: don't plants. I don't believe that carbondoxide peroxide. There you go,

420
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: motherfuck this South show. This is a podcast with niggas

421
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: who don't know the difference between n side and peroxide.

422
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 1: For all my niggas who can't spell photo synthesis, nigga

423
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: photo see after you got a little girl? How are

424
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: your daughter? Man? Man? My son seven like a motherfucker brod.

425
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: I can't even talk about people. You're going about the

426
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: hands on. But when mine come on, general, I'll have

427
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 1: a whole lot of questions like this. When mine come on,

428
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: I say with my call, I'm gonna have a whole

429
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 1: lot of questions like I'll be thinking like you know what,

430
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 1: like what we parents? You got you got a little boy? Yeah,

431
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: now I've got a little girl. I know i'd rather have.

432
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: So I can't even really say on because he might

433
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: offend people. Bro. You now after twenty episodes you're worried

434
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 1: about it's a some particular group. You can't offending. Okay,

435
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 1: you's know what I'm saying. Yeah, how you can say

436
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: everything they do? You say that we just talked about

437
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: black parents everything, but you talking about them. You gotta

438
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 1: leave them alone. But this ship is shut down, y'all

439
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 1: really be on Camelton will be in the car like

440
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 1: that on the Three Ways for real a parent in questions. Man, man,

441
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: it's just crazy, like okay, like with girls, you know

442
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like my little knees, Now, how tidy

443
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 1: start on the girl? Oh man? But the bees don't

444
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: want to, you know, the older she's like letting me

445
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: walk around. I don't want to, you know, the like

446
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: beat your stink like you know, like you he mustard

447
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: mustard like it's starting to release you know what your

448
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: priss panent it. Yeah, I don't know what to tell

449
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 1: your little knees man. I am the bits you do well?

450
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: She went around with ship doing the name bit. You

451
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: need to go on head with that little hand. You

452
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: got hand with the free a you trip be to

453
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 1: play a game with it. Make it sing like it

454
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,479
Speaker 1: fun DC. We're about to give you. We're gonna give

455
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: you some baby dad the shortcuts to try to make

456
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: the ship easy. Please, I ain't gonna be with you.

457
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: Got any tips you want to drop on your nigger

458
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 1: man about to step into this baby dadd's hood, man,

459
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: Just stay on good turns with your baby. I was

460
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: just about to say trying, I'll be trying to keep

461
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: it and how we all I'll be like shouted. I

462
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: don't want you happy, bro, that don't work that like

463
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: little they think you they tried to. Yes, yeah, you

464
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: know we're about their pens to make them. Yeah yeah,

465
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: God bless you in the in the baby mama, the

466
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: the dick is the flag gun. You don't use the

467
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: dick and let's an absolutely that's what got us it,

468
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 1: that did, bro. Make sure you have a lot of money,

469
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: bunny can make your baby mama shut the funk up. No,

470
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: I know we can make up. They take and rock.

471
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: Then they're gonna say you don't spend another time that

472
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 1: mad that he be quiet. She'll follow me the club,

473
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: but you can't be with you in the morning. Really really, hey,

474
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 1: but my bitch find every snapchat? I be like, bro,

475
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: if you take that same time and to put it

476
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: in somewhere else like beach, I don't even know how

477
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: you even find a snapchat from a recent followers of bitches.

478
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know that I follow. That's why you

479
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: gotta tep much. Couldn't even make it. I don't condone

480
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: that DC like, I'm like, bitch, I know you're saying something,

481
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: but get what that sounds good. He gonna actually do

482
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: the ship and they're gonna play this tape and they're

483
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: gonna don't give a fun don't fucking involve me. The

484
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: argument sounds real better when it's muffled, like yes, bitch,

485
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: I know you're cut to me, y'all just sounds so beautiful.

486
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: What the with you? Man? You're gonna have a long

487
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: But I say I take that to other that's it, bit,

488
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 1: it ain't too late, Okay, you you got about three

489
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: more bitches. Tell him to tell him how that ship happened.

490
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: It's a playful bit that turned into a real fight.

491
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: I was playing. It's funny as now we ain't too late.

492
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: Get them all now. I'm trying to have fun. She

493
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: don't even know. But I got a little trick too.

494
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: She got a trick for you. I feel so bad

495
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: for I do. Want to start to go fund me

496
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: just to get you a head start on this. I

497
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: told my cousin. Come. My cousin tried to put me

498
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: up on gay. He was like, man, I'm telling every

499
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: baby mama liked that, not mine. Everyone. I went back

500
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: to him, I said, I'm sorry because for every dollar.

501
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: Bro shout out to all the baby mama's who ain't

502
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: like that like that. It's all you everything. Don't have

503
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: put your man on child port code in that time

504
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: you wake up, it's gonna be I'm laughing. But the

505
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: ship ain't funny. I'm gonna don't do that on her phone,

506
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: no paper trel oh, man, I don't play that ship.

507
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: And then he given the evidence, did keep talking. You

508
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: got comedian. They don't take me serious. Ain't about to

509
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 1: put the gun down. They're gonna be a show. How

510
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:34,479
Speaker 1: DC got away with it, almost got away with its

511
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: episode because he gonna look back at the last time

512
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: he was happy. Wait wait, did she hear this ship?

513
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: The babe mayn't even hear, so you're gonna tip bit up?

514
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: Really right? I can't, I can't. I can't wait. What

515
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: are you with this tape? Like? How to get the tape? Son?

516
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,239
Speaker 1: Call cat? That abody gonna lie for mother day. I'm

517
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: gonna get her teddy bad rack. Don't want that. It's

518
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: gonna be taped up to a chimp and on the

519
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: tape is gonna have a bunch of d on that. Yeah,

520
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: get them out, don't get them out. I can't see

521
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: that child support payments going up, talking hunted up. I

522
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: don't have my baby. Hell, I'm doing the Creer Brown effect. Okay,

523
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: baby and Virginia hurt words when you no, let me

524
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: tell you something I'm not that's something. I'm not weak.

525
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm not support like child. The point is for you,

526
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to my child with the child support. Guess

527
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: what to the motherfucking I'm not hearing that ship while

528
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna see you on New Young Flyer and it's

529
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: barring community. Don't be like yeall hell about that whole

530
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: but someway she got loose. Delete the tape, the whole tape,

531
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: wet to delete that. That's good. That's good footage because

532
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: I play shown say the fun you want playing it?

533
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: Don't do none of that ship DC young flast now

534
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: I don't do go to church. Now hold up, let's

535
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: do see now your fa mom was cool at first,

536
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: coolst fuck she went through my Facebook. That that was

537
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: because every nigger ain't got jammed up around faceboo, happened?

538
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: Happened that way? You gotta funk out before the baby

539
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: corn a little bit, bro, she'll find some ship from

540
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: O and be mad. Oh happen. I don't even know

541
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: you just finding MySpace messages? Really? Who is Angela? No?

542
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: That be dead? Hold look she has go through the Facebook.

543
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: I just had, you know, all kind of craziness. I

544
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: want to be with you type ship. Oh, how about

545
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: you want to be a daddy like this? A little

546
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 1: ship like wow? She started back. My daughter was too

547
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: days old, and they said, how about you want to

548
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: be a dad? I didn't know how to be one yet?

549
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: I didn't don't. Oh yeah right, did she know about it?

550
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: She was cool with he didn't know faith. They got

551
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: to man, they got the cute till you tell you

552
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: when she goes to sea, ain't know what my dad

553
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: did it to me? Bro my dad, I was my

554
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: dad and saying, putty cute deep in your mouth. I said,

555
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: I went off the clear. He said, no, it's a

556
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: new candy. I put it in my mom and he

557
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: took it, put it in the platic bag. And I

558
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: never see that que tep again. It was too late

559
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: in the game six at six. Yeah, that DNA already.

560
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: That DNA hadn't change, y'all. Don't you don't drunk off him?

561
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: Now you look like too late. He came back, kind

562
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: of like, you know what I'm saying. You look like

563
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: you hang around anybody A long look A nigger thought.

564
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: He ain't think I was here from the Facebook. She

565
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: didn't see all the titties and all the little holes

566
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: and ship and I just started doing most ship mopping sweeping,

567
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: baby go ahead. I just started babysitting. Niggas be babysitting.

568
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: I told my whole one day. No, man, I got

569
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: a babysit a little man nigging babysitting Like hell, this

570
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: is ps A can not babysit your own kids. But

571
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: you know who on my side, O, yes, of course

572
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: that but her dad on my side because she was

573
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: raised by her dad. Her mama ain't need her life

574
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: like that good good dad like. I don't know though,

575
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: she don't mean she's gonna be tough with them. Bro, Hey, man,

576
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: come get the baby quack like a little bit here.

577
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: We just gotta agree with him. Ship. I thought you

578
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: said dad's gonna stay out. Let everybody in the world

579
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 1: that baby mama ship where she had hit the baby

580
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: started beating your ass everybody in the world, DC on

581
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: fly man, y'all don't know Jude congratulation who used to

582
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: be on Milly's and did it beats up and the fatherhood.

583
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I don't know that I would tie

584
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: the baby up walking off time out. Hey, rewind the tape.

585
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: We're gonna take over. Hey, what moved that one when

586
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: they came out? I don't know. And I'm glad she

587
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: hacked the Twitter, right, you know that Twitter at the dog?

588
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god? That crazy though I was a freak

589
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 1: at one o'clock in the morning type of put the

590
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: picture I wouldn't follow and no family members just the

591
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: Twitter out the dark anybody who Oh yeah, they're getting flowered.

592
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: Oh Mann slowed down. I'm through with it. I'm through

593
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: with that. Like man, hey man, I'm done with that

594
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: ship too. I'm just keep my baby mama happy. And bro,

595
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: you just said a double nigger. Ain't know this thing

596
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 1: is a happy baby mom. That's what the funk we're

597
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: trying to tell you. You can show it with a

598
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: million in cans. She's still like a million? What's that?

599
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: Because you show money so you feel like the man

600
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: now a one million dollars? So what my baby gonna

601
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: do with this little money? You got to show her

602
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: that you're struggling and gotta keep pitching off the fire. Look, hey, look,

603
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, baby gonna grind together. Man, they don't

604
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: talk about your regard. You know what's funny is though

605
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: your baby mom can hate your guts and be nice

606
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: to another nigga, like, bitch, you don't even know him.

607
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: You having somebody else, baby mama, like, she's so nice

608
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: to me, but she shipped this nigger. Yeah, they'll be

609
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: cutting them out. What you're digging the mouth text? Ship?

610
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: Who is this bit you like this keeps sinking about

611
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: that cold What time almost told on myself to my

612
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: baby mama. Like, man, you should see what this bit're

613
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: we're going through what our baby dadd and you complaining

614
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: about me back. He see that, y'all all, I don't

615
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: see that you'll be a n baby mama. You'd be

616
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 1: giving her Hey, just cool out, man. Let that nigga

617
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: ain't the niggas man man, Man, that chier nigga's gonna

618
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: be nigger. I'm gonna tell you what I do. You

619
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I just there's some terrible baby

620
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: mama's out there. Though you ain't never been sucking a

621
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: bit room like damn, So you're just gonna let your

622
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: kids run around the living room. No, I don't be

623
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: saying the baby was on the bed and I don't

624
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: woke it up and fund it back. This sleek man

625
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: get off the radio. It woke up. But I'm like,

626
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: look your baby. She's like, oh my god, woke up.

627
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: I ain't know. I'm like, he woke up. So she

628
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 1: put her head on the back and I will sucking

629
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: like this a racket cheap. That pussy were good that

630
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: they don't want to come out. That's the thing. We

631
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: wonder what a lot of kids. You'd be scared as

632
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: here of the funding. Then you like, I see what

633
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: this bis got all them kids. I don't truck no

634
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: bitch who bad on the float. That's the best. That's

635
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: the best. That's the bed puss. But you ain't really

636
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: s You ain't got no spreen. But I'm like if

637
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: you got over. If you go over a beitch house

638
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: and her couch ain't got no feet on it, like

639
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: the couch just sitting straight on the float. Now that

640
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: pussy that puts good and the couches don't match, ye, yeah,

641
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,479
Speaker 1: push that pussy. Good one couch, be leather one couch.

642
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: If you go over her house late at night and

643
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: you have to step over like three fold people because

644
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: they land on the floor on the palette. Hey, that's

645
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: the one that's slipping on the pallette. Got some good puss.

646
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: But you got a deep freezer but no refrigerator. Nigger,

647
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: that a bid pussy milk be fro. You go over

648
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 1: her house and she got that fan that's pointed directly

649
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: at the bed. Nick that puts good. You gotta go

650
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: over the big house. We've got friends and all wonders. Yeah,

651
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: she gotta had a box fans. You know his hot outside, right,

652
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: it's hotter in here. Shout out to Shout out to

653
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: all the baby mamas would be sucking around locally, Shout

654
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: out to all the baby mama's flute house hot and

655
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: your your baby crying. Cut the house hot, Yeah, shout out.

656
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 1: You tell them go outside, you got it. It's it's

657
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: cold outside. Yeah, this fast show, this podcast is for

658
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: all the baby mamas who keep the little girl had done,

659
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: but your ship ain't never done a little to your

660
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: bertha looking at a little bitch. This for all the

661
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: bad bill bitches who still got a fat booty outside

662
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: of being bad. Built that as still right, can still

663
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: see that that two. A lot of them had some

664
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: kids and they ain't had nohing like man's that's bad.

665
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: Like you know they were printing a couple of times

666
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 1: the mothers they last went off on me. I know

667
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: you got I ain't got no mother fucking kids like girl,

668
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: I ain't know you were pregnant. I ain't pregnant. She

669
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: got that little a little stone. That's worse. You can't

670
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: do that, man, Listen, I don't need that. A couple

671
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: of times, you know when it dude et Jack got

672
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 1: out like yeah, man, these women be out have fake

673
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: and pregnant. I know, chicks who fake pregnant two times

674
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: a year, just like an extra income. They try to

675
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: give me one time, get me on fake doctor, same bitch,

676
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: I put on too rubbles. Why bro, don't never sucking pussy.

677
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: You need two rubbers to get to go home? Bro Bro,

678
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: why would you? Why would you fun somebody here? I

679
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: would geet up. I was just fucking. I was just

680
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: trying to extra cultures, just like I one time. Like

681
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: what you going on to say that ship all the time.

682
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 1: I never put two rubbers on. How then do you

683
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: put on two rubbers? You put it on and put

684
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: that's just like you have to make myself put on one.

685
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: I know, damn ain't putting on too. You gotta be

686
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: rock solid. Don't know how to put two rubbers. Y'all

687
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: geeked up bigger my digg and fall up like a

688
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: pit bull. Tell you put two rubbers over there. But

689
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: I didn't look at me. Man, what the funk we're

690
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: doing showing up my dis be black, I'm cold, nigga,

691
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: time be up. I don't need lads. That's why that's

692
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: why I used to put it on. Mother. I'll be

693
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: trying to say good nigga, got on self dollar rubber.

694
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: Ain't felt, now, pussy, it's the pussy good. I don't know.

695
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: I ain't feeling. Man. I was young. He had on

696
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: two rubbers and I beatty ate the pussy. I know

697
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: you ain't talking. You know that about to take at

698
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 1: but you had on two us. I ain't you know,

699
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: puss with my hand on two rubbers, I got and

700
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: didn put on. Now you I was yng and y'all.

701
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 1: That's when the aids would be on the nude like

702
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: air week. Oh ship we found another one like oh,

703
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: I don't know why if you need two rubbers to anything,

704
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: don't player. Don't listen to the man. Man, we ain't

705
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: got to do it. Ship burn through one rubber. If

706
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: they come through two, guys, that it meant for you

707
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: to get burned. I kind of rubbers one, he said

708
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: that ship eating through one rubber. Nick, you put on

709
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: two rubbers and you pull out the top rubbers. Just

710
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: didn't look like your ship is skinned like a snake.

711
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: The top rubber just rolled in the black. Look, you

712
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: can't tell me you feel something. I was geek bro

713
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: in my mind, I don't sucking this whole Bro's not.

714
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm just like, ah, it's mentally, bro, I would rather

715
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: just ride home with my dick hanging out the window

716
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: that I'm not putting up two rubbers on. Man, that's

717
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 1: your problem. You from Mississippi on the east side, west side,

718
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 1: nigcause we don't give a fuck. It's somebody right now

719
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: that with two robbers. I salute to big dog you

720
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: is careful. This is the eighty five South show. This

721
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: is for people who fuck using one rubber. If Nick

722
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: used the two rubbers, cause you don't know what other bits,

723
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: God salute hashtag two rubbers? Why well you mean female

724
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: when you you had to think about have you ever

725
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: seen a bitch that you wanted to be? Like? Yeah,

726
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: but I need two rubbers, bro. It was the epidemic

727
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: was big on TV every other day, man, So she

728
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: looked like she had it. It wasn't even Net. I

729
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: didn't know who okay, but I was knock to whoop.

730
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: What was the two rubbers gonna do? I couldn't go

731
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: with one gun. I had to go to three cup

732
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: three coming to Fox, So now you go. Now, now

733
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: he put his nuts in the third one there you

734
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: just had his nuts and a lot of time he

735
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: trying to rist about put him back in the Let

736
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: me me hear this one again. This one they get

737
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: to I still got a rub on, I still got

738
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: one on, and stay up there one rubble with nuts

739
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: in that dad get naked and pour a Nike suit on.

740
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: He threw the dick hole and ship. It was the ship.

741
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: Maybe cut the little little mask and ship. At least

742
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 1: thing felt this, nigga, that's funny, broll. It looked like

743
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: a little way you kept up. Yeah, like nut t

744
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: up like you're about to take the gabbage out the

745
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: little rock roll ship ship. Y'all niggas retarded man, I

746
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: can't believe this ship like he's about to take the trains. Yeah,

747
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: I think I had a bag full of nuts. Say

748
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,959
Speaker 1: now when you put on, like how supposed to feel?

749
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: Because he asked me, like, can we can we ask

750
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: one of you? Can we ask one of these ladies?

751
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: What would you do if for nig put two? They

752
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: don't know the lights out? Yeah, she ain't gonna feel it.

753
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: Go right here, tell them what that was. Probably like

754
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 1: when you're hitting too rubbers, like you can't hear ship,

755
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: come hit the mike, hit them? Yeah, you just like

756
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: you're trying to from down the hall. Yeah, you won't know.

757
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 1: You're gonna fear that dick. He just won't get No,

758
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: you wouldn't know, So you actually be offended if you

759
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: saw a nigger put two rubbers. So what you're saying,

760
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: don't puss to get drop the freas another rubb? But

761
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: I don't understand to one, Okay, we saved two. Ain't

762
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: nobody saying about the first rob when a second one

763
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: come from? Like you're doing a little, you're doing the

764
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 1: most fun. That bullshit I saw aids on the New

765
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: They're weak man, I'm doing too much. The world is

766
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 1: doing too much. And just with a Comcast remote, you're

767
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: using too rubbers. That bulls you might watch, might watch

768
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 1: somebody else. I had fun. Well, I ain't use the rubbers.

769
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: Say you was about to tell on you, I said,

770
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: be using them all the way? I mean, I ain't

771
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: using all hup, still yall still a goo what you're about?

772
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: I got two rubbers, I got put I got to rubbers. Hey,

773
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: she don't even know if niggau that with two rubbers,

774
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: she said, don't know it. Oh my god, why that

775
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: puts it drying? Like, babe, don't use two rubbers you

776
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: get on that much love to all the women who

777
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: don't like rubbers either. Two you want to hear about

778
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: people not using rubbers? Mother's back on the mike. Mother,

779
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: did you you got no kid? That don't mean they wrong? Gerl.

780
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: We was just gonna get the female perspective. Yeah, we

781
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: need we need another female? Is better on wrong six?

782
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: Come on anonymous? Yeah please do what about raw sex

783
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: that you like? Tell us do women actually prefer unprotected sex? Yeah?

784
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: I think so. We've been looking for you. I think

785
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: you are No. I think I think it's a mutual feeling.

786
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: What's your name? I'm gonna do Okay you say I

787
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: think it's a mutual feeling, because I ain't gonna lie wrong.

788
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: You get that extra engine to Halby. I believe you

789
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: said the extra in the hands off you put it

790
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: on the road already do kind of up in that.

791
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: But I like, come on home, man, put look for

792
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: real though. So because that skin, it's somebody that's skin

793
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 1: on top of that. Whoa, that's real. That's why that's

794
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 1: why I stopped using too, because I was like, hey,

795
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: along you advice, But it was me they like I've

796
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: been for a long time, and your nephews and ship. No,

797
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: I ain't ever tell him to tell him strap up though,

798
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: but she it was for me where I was like, God,

799
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: I don't even think they made him for you to

800
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: be able to win two of them like that. Hey man,

801
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: it was empredemic when ray when was out bro. I

802
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: don't think y'all you it ain't went away. But it

803
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: was on the news like too much. You know, I

804
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: watched the news for shooting. How the latest decide that

805
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 1: who gonna get the hit wrong? How do y'all y'all

806
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: don't decide at the time the two people. It's a

807
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: mutual decision. You got a Fingerhart taking the rub I

808
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: always sick back in. Oh yeah, nobody be too late.

809
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: I don't that's true. It's that it is. She ain't

810
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: gonna stop you your little freaking girls. I mean, he's

811
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: right though. If it's in then you don't know until afterwards.

812
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: You're like being show that. I'm just saying it's not

813
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: I think I think women do the size of them.

814
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: I think they douse. It's you kind of see somebody

815
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 1: what you're about to hit raw? Should you that you

816
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: can trust me? Look like, hey, they judge you by

817
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 1: your vehicle and your job. Oh yeah, that cut do

818
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: give me all the time, A lot of when I

819
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: was Damn, talk to him what you're about to say.

820
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: There's a lot of broke people out here. There's a

821
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: lot of kids right now that oh that ship don't count.

822
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: But you prefer raster that they be a little so

823
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: even on your one nice stands, you're letting it get

824
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:40,919
Speaker 1: hit wrong. I ain't. This ain't about me. Women a voice, girl,

825
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: They don't know who the women in general, I think yeah,

826
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: they they decided. It depends on the vibe. You know,

827
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: within the first fifteen seconds, one nice thing, even one

828
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: nice things, even with one nice things, even in all situations.

829
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: You know, in the first fifteen seconds, well we know

830
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: all women are whole. Thank you. Damn. That's crazy. How

831
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: are you gonna say? How are you gonna I'm a hope.

832
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Speaker 1: Everybody where does a hope, even the persons. That's not

833
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Speaker 1: the most stuff. I just look at the camera. Shake, man,

834
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Speaker 1: you don't want you to think about it. It's a

835
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Speaker 1: bit right now. Who can't wait to reveal how freaking

836
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Speaker 1: she is to that one special person? And when she does,

837
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Speaker 1: got what he goes. He's here, who's been as a whole.

838
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Speaker 1: It's not it's not bad that being could be a

839
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Speaker 1: good thing. You're being a hope for your that one

840
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Speaker 1: particular person. He said it could be a good thing,

841
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Speaker 1: and I wrote, Bro, that's how you trick people into

842
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Speaker 1: doing ships could be a good thing. It is gonna

843
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Speaker 1: being now all right, Bro, So you're telling me when

844
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Speaker 1: you be sucking your hold, you just don't be like

845
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Speaker 1: you turn into a hope. All right when you're sucking

846
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Speaker 1: your bitch. You turned into a hole. Thank you, when

847
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Speaker 1: you fucking your nigga, not a whole, Like, oh that's

848
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Speaker 1: just a whole. We might be better a k how

849
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Speaker 1: I didn't know freaking just the word that ain't about

850
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Speaker 1: to make me know how? It just a street terminal freak.

851
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: But I don't even really emails who out freaked me?

852
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: Like you're even gonna be freaking bits out free me?

853
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: That kind of sa one thing that you could do

854
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Speaker 1: that's gonna make me question everything, like don't don't lick

855
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Speaker 1: my balls. Let's I ask you to don't don't don't know,

856
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: don't just jump like till now. I got a questions like,

857
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Speaker 1: oh so you look bald? You just do you just

858
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: did you do this? Ship because you want to. I

859
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: didn't ask the none of this ship. Can we get

860
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Speaker 1: our ball? Every woman? I say, every woman is our

861
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: old woman with the balls snaying. That's a different do

862
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Speaker 1: you do? You do? That is a different do you

863
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: That's just a different ball game. I just say that.

864
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Speaker 1: I so see the ball play ball. Hey man, some

865
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: of these ladies two aggressive on the balls. You've had

866
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: your balls look too hard. It's question the stomach. Real

867
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: ship like I mean, one time my girl so she

868
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: was so drunk she lifted my balls up. I said, hey,

869
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: wait a minute. You don't go behind the balls, bitch.

870
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: You stay in balls in front. You don't go with

871
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: it to the trunk. You don't check them out a break.

872
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: We're checking them over to do it. We're checking them

873
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: out and ain't checking the trunk. I need you to

874
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: check the motor. Don't check the trunk. Put my nuts down.

875
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: I don't even check the trunk. Put my nuts down, girl,

876
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: bring them nuts back here again. Please don't check the trunk.

877
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,479
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing in the trunk for you? Was the lights?

878
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: The lights was on. She was like, baby, have you

879
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: ever had I said, put the trunk down, check the mote.

880
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: I need you to check the on and transmission fluid,

881
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,720
Speaker 1: and they've been trying to check the trunk. These women

882
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: be freaking you ever had some head and be so

883
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 1: wet you had to get the town and wipe your ass, Like,

884
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: hold up, but you and not tell nobody you got

885
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: a nigger? When you're in the car rolled up? How

886
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: do you have a metal and see it rolled out

887
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: your thigh? You're like, this is the show. This is

888
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: a podcast for people who simply just don't even give

889
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 1: that I rolled out. You thought like, damn, I hope

890
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: won't get pregny, think about to get itself pregnant. This

891
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,879
Speaker 1: was a great man forget the crib The other week,

892
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: bro a long tit bit. She was sucking my dick

893
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:37,959
Speaker 1: and her titter at the same time. Nigger, She didn't

894
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: wrapped her tear around my dick. Now my dig look

895
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: like a pancake stick, like a pig and a blanket. Yeah.

896
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: I looked at the ship like, oh, they sell them

897
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: in quick. True, I know, I didn't seen that she

898
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: was young old. She was a young old and when

899
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: the wh yeah you got be doing Now I appreciate

900
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: long titteries. I didn't know that's what they was fun

901
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 1: to take them and chip you wrap them around. Ship.

902
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 1: Then then they got different sounds when I'm holding me. Second,

903
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: did you ever got that that ship retarded girls like all?

904
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: I want to all I want to hear. I don't

905
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: want I had a big called collar green. I'm not.

906
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,919
Speaker 1: I don't want to see that. That's the part where

907
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: you go right to a commercial. Right, I looked at

908
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: my some weird food. Hey, it's just somebody that yawned

909
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: in head. Oh my good shout out to all the

910
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:42,919
Speaker 1: women who push the tastes like Margerita suck. That's straight

911
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: off a work pussy right there, ain't not wrong with

912
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: that pussy time. That booty type is different ship. All right, man,

913
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 1: what you want to say in conclusion? Listen, man, fun,

914
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Speaker 1: we all lived life, man, pray Hey man, that is

915
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: that is not the message that we conveyed through this show.

916
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: This show is a and rub your hands. That's not

917
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: the one either one mode. All right, man, we get

918
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: through jacking off, man, look clean your fingernails, dig a

919
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: little bit deeper. We get through jacking nothing about jacking off.

920
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: A look he said, for the mirrors, they look I

921
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: am somebody. I am that work now anything you want

922
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Speaker 1: to tell him. Man, you've been told very goddamn thing.

923
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 1: You ain't been the same since you told that story.

924
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 1: I'll just stay prayed up like you said. That's what's up, man,

925
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 1: That's what's up. She man, Carlos Miller, this has been

926
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 1: another great episode of the eighty five South Show. If

927
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Speaker 1: you would like to advertise your products or send up

928
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Speaker 1: something free with two rubbers, man, make sure you hit

929
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Speaker 1: our email that show dot com. What instead of magnal soldier?

930
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: Just have two rubbers like you? Bro? Have you ever

931
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: went to the store and they all they had with directs? Bro?

932
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: Come on, man, what's wrong this time? Bro? You can't

933
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Speaker 1: bust a direct. You can shoot the direct with two

934
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:13,280
Speaker 1: that bit about to say, but you can breathe direct.

935
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: I've seen the Nigga makes some animals out of a

936
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: direct like part of Balloon. We've been out here in

937
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: these streets for a minute. I would like to get

938
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: shout out to the young lady who gave us that

939
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Speaker 1: magnificent input because she liked being wrong exactly like, but

940
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: give a shout out to everybody who's been listening since

941
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: the first episode listening the ship. We got all types

942
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: of people who work at the warehouse, truck drivers, single moms, lesbians,

943
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: Uh them them girls who don't wear no real bro,

944
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 1: just some sports bros. We got them chicks who keep that.

945
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 1: Shout out to all my niggas out there who ain't

946
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 1: got no holes but you optimistic, hey man. Shout out

947
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: of my nigga who like three times a year. Man,

948
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,760
Speaker 1: you're being real safe with two rubbers on, two rubbers

949
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: on man in the last time around Christmas. You're just

950
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: gonna appreciate you. Bro Ye. We'll catch you all on

951
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Speaker 1: the next episode. Miller plenty five Self Show You wanna

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Speaker 1: do that again? Eighty five Self Show The whole thing.

953
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