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Speaker 5: Indecision twenty twenty four. Kick things off with breaking news
Speaker 5: out of the North Carolina's governor's race, where the Republican
Speaker 5: candidate is Mock Robinson, a hat core maga conservative who
Speaker 5: is on the record with statements like this.
Speaker 6: There's no reason anybody anywhere.
Speaker 4: In America should be telling it in tough about transgenderism, homosexuality.
Speaker 4: Idiot at Phil and yes I called it.
Speaker 2: Phil ain't nothing but men and women ain't but two genders.
Speaker 5: Wow, this is the worst nutting professional reboot ever. I mean,
Speaker 5: looks like this guy's pretty anti the gays. And if
Speaker 5: there's one thing history has taught us is that when
Speaker 5: a politician, is this outspoken about how gross gay and
Speaker 5: trans people are, that will be nothing in his Internet
Speaker 5: history that will embarrass him at all.
Speaker 3: In three two.
Speaker 7: One, shocking new details about the Republican running for governor
Speaker 7: of battleground at North Carolina, the states current lieutenant governor
Speaker 7: Mark Robinson is seeing. An investigation finds at Robinson for
Speaker 7: years posted on a porn site starting in two thousand
Speaker 7: and eight.
Speaker 1: In the form of the website Nude Africa. Robinson wrote,
Speaker 1: I like watching you girl porn. That's hot. It takes
Speaker 1: the man out while leaving the man in. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a purv too.
Speaker 5: I guess there are more than two genders when it's
Speaker 5: time to jerk it. I mean, it says that right
Speaker 5: in the Bible, right like if you couldn't read it,
Speaker 5: it's because the pages were stuck together. I mean, look,
Speaker 5: this is not going to play well with his bass
Speaker 5: his political base, not his the base of the.
Speaker 3: I mean, is there anything else he said? On the sites?
Speaker 8: Robinson called himself a quote black Nazi, and when describing
Speaker 8: then President Barack Obama, writing quote, I'd take Hitler over
Speaker 8: any of the shit that's in Washington now. It even
Speaker 8: goes beyond that. Another disturbing post, Robinson defended slavery, writing quote,
Speaker 8: slavery is not that bad, and I wish they would
Speaker 8: bring slavery back. I would certainly buy a few.
Speaker 5: So this guy called himself a Nazi who likes Hitler
Speaker 5: and slavery. I take it back. I think maybe his
Speaker 5: base will still like him. I mean, the whole thing
Speaker 5: is kind of it hansels out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: But this is the craziest combination of scandals I've ever seen.
Speaker 5: But the most insane part of this is that he
Speaker 5: said all of this stuff in the comment section of
Speaker 5: a porn site. Nobody should be writing in the comment
Speaker 5: section of a porn site. You know what you should
Speaker 5: be commenting on a porn site.
Speaker 3: Nothing. Nothing. You're not going to make friends. You're spending way.
Speaker 5: Too much time on porn sites if you're getting into
Speaker 5: your views slavery, okay, Like most people are there to
Speaker 5: watch porn and you're like, here's my problem with the
Speaker 5: emancipation proclamation. However, if you are a politician and you
Speaker 5: just have to comment on Nudeafrica dot com instead of
Speaker 5: Nazi stuff, make it uplifting, Like you know, once I'm
Speaker 5: done jerking off. Let's work together to solve the housing crisis.
Speaker 5: But let's move on from Mark Robinson to the guy
Speaker 5: who called him better than Martin Luther King.
Speaker 3: It's Donald Trump.
Speaker 5: Last night he held a rally in Long Island, otherwise
Speaker 5: known as the Florida of New York. And I know
Speaker 5: you're thinking, is New York a swing skate state?
Speaker 3: No it's not.
Speaker 5: But Trump just wanted to go someplace where people wear
Speaker 5: more bronzer than him.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 5: At the rally, Trump did his usual rant about how
Speaker 5: New York has turned into a Third World hellhole, and
Speaker 5: to prove his point, he brought out a New York
Speaker 5: icon that has decayed beyond all recognition, Rudy Juliani.
Speaker 9: God bless Donald J. Trump, his wonderful family. I pray
Speaker 9: to God that he keeps them alive. No more attacked,
Speaker 9: no more attacks, no more stop it. If there's anybody
Speaker 9: behind it, I'll find them. I did it to them, mafia,
Speaker 9: I can do it to them. If you're behind it,
Speaker 9: I'm looking at you and I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 3: Are you good to drive? Bro?
Speaker 5: I mean, Rudy is so feral. I'm worrying. RFK Jr.
Speaker 5: Will put him in his trunk. But you heard Rudy Giuliani. Hey,
Speaker 5: if you're the person who keeps trying to assassinate Trump,
Speaker 5: he wants you to stop it, stop it, stop it,
Speaker 5: bad assassin.
Speaker 3: Stop that right now, it's coming to get you. He's
Speaker 3: gonna get you.
Speaker 5: And good luck trying to outrun Rudy Juliani on three whiskey.
Speaker 5: But one of the big stories of the night was
Speaker 5: that Trump said he's going to visit Springfield, Ohio, and
Speaker 5: not for their lovely attractions like Buck Creek State Park
Speaker 5: or any of the other stuff I saw on the
Speaker 5: Wikipedia page. No, Trump is going to Springfield so he
Speaker 5: can continue spreading bullshit lives about Haitian immigrants eating cats,
Speaker 5: even though journalists have been looking into the original reports
Speaker 5: and surprise, surprise, they're all falling apart.
Speaker 10: The woman behind a Facebook post credited with launching the
Speaker 10: baseless rumor is speaking out to NBC News. Erica Lee
Speaker 10: says her claim that a neighbor's missing cat may have
Speaker 10: been taken by Haitian neighbors was wrong, now saying she
Speaker 10: had no firsthand knowledge of any such incident. Lee telling
Speaker 10: me I messed up royally.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I set off a race war the middle
Speaker 5: of a presidential election.
Speaker 3: That's totally my bad.
Speaker 5: This is why it's a bad idea to let our
Speaker 5: politics be driven by random shit people post on Facebook. Okay,
Speaker 5: Facebook should not be considered a news source. It's a
Speaker 5: place you go to see ai images of what Jesus
Speaker 5: would look like as a shrimp.
Speaker 3: And that's not the only story that's been debunked.
Speaker 5: Remember the Ohio woman who said her Haitian neighbors stole
Speaker 5: her cat?
Speaker 3: Any updates on that?
Speaker 11: The Journal track down this Springfield woman you see on
Speaker 11: your screen. She had reported that her cat was missing
Speaker 11: and that she believed her migrant neighbors were to blame,
Speaker 11: while the Trump campaign reportedly pointed to her story as
Speaker 11: an example, but that woman's cat, Miss Sassy, was later
Speaker 11: found in her own basement a few days later, and
Speaker 11: the woman acknowledged her mistake and said she apologized to
Speaker 11: her neighbors.
Speaker 3: The cat was in the basement a whole time.
Speaker 5: Here's a little tip for anyone out there with a
Speaker 5: missing pet. Okay, before you accuse your Haitian neighbors of
Speaker 5: stealing them, maybe you could first try looking around your
Speaker 5: house so you might imagine, you might imagine that JD.
Speaker 5: Vans would apologize so spreading these lies, but that's not
Speaker 5: what happened when he was confronted with the truth.
Speaker 10: Why are you continuing to double and triple down on
Speaker 10: these baseless claims.
Speaker 12: I trust my constituents more than I do the American
Speaker 12: media that has shown no interest in what's happened in
Speaker 12: Springfield until we started sharing cat memes on the Internet,
Speaker 12: which is disgraceful that the American media ignored this town.
Speaker 4: And that's the most important part.
Speaker 3: Is that the most important part.
Speaker 5: I mean, so we're saying it's okay to say things
Speaker 5: that bullshit in order to get people to focus on
Speaker 5: other things that aren't bullshit. I mean, if that's true,
Speaker 5: this is going to revolutionize the way I write resumes. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 5: I wasn't the CEO of Microsoft, but how else will
Speaker 5: you have noticed that I'm proficient in Excel? Although in
Speaker 5: a way, Vance's plan did work because lying about this
Speaker 5: did bring attention to another bigger issue that these guys
Speaker 5: are all super racist, so very sneaky JD. For more
Speaker 5: on this, let's go live to spring To Ohio for
Speaker 5: a very old Troy, you wanta holy shit?
Speaker 3: What happened to you?
Speaker 13: Well, Ronnie, I interviewed Miss Sassy the cat, and just like.
Speaker 4: Her name implies, she really is a bitch.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, you interview the cat? Why?
Speaker 13: Because this whole story didn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 13: Trump supporters being racist, Jadie Vance being an unlikable, attention
Speaker 13: seeking asshole.
Speaker 4: It doesn't add up. And it's pretty clear to me
Speaker 4: what happened.
Speaker 13: Miss Sassy is a talking cat who has gone girls
Speaker 13: herself and blamed it on the Haitians.
Speaker 5: Okay, and why would she do all that?
Speaker 13: Because she's a cat, okay, and cats love drama. And
Speaker 13: when I called her out on it, she started crying
Speaker 13: and saying that she hasn't been herself since she was
Speaker 13: kidnapped by Venezuelan's who tried to give her gender reassignment surgery.
Speaker 13: And when I said, I said, that's bullshit. And you
Speaker 13: know that's bullshit, Sassy, she did.
Speaker 3: This, Okay, Okay, Okay, I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't believe a house cat brought a whole state
Speaker 5: into an anti immigrant frenzy.
Speaker 4: Miss Sass is not a housecat. She's a diabolical slut.
Speaker 13: But hold on, I've just received some breaking news though.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 13: Okay, so Miss Sassy has been kidnapped by Isis.
Speaker 3: They say they're going to.
Speaker 13: Convert her to Islam unless Trump wins the election.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, who wrote that report?
Speaker 14: You know?
Speaker 13: Now that I'm looking at it, it does look like
Speaker 13: Miss Sassy's handwriting. So all right, does anybody have a
Speaker 13: spray bottle with acid?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'll look forward. I'll try you. Why everybody
Speaker 3: when we come back, look back it?
Speaker 15: See, so don't go away, Welcome back to our daily show.
Speaker 5: When a news story falls through the cracks, Lois Black
Speaker 5: catches it for a segment week call Back in Black.
Speaker 6: Thomas Jefferson was right when he famously said presidential elections
Speaker 6: suck ass.
Speaker 3: Hell.
Speaker 6: I have to stay drunk from April to November just
Speaker 6: to get through it, which is two weeks, no longer
Speaker 6: than I'm normally drunk. But this election sucks extra ass
Speaker 6: because it might have huge consequences for our country, and
Speaker 6: it all comes down to turning out one crucial voting block,
Speaker 6: young people, sticky, disgusting young people. Now, it used to
Speaker 6: be that all you needed to turn out young voters
Speaker 6: was a beloved musing star threatening to kill people. God,
Speaker 6: that was fun, wasn't it. Can you believe Pete did?
Speaker 6: He turned out to be an alleged sexual abuser, and
Speaker 6: here I thought he was just a harmless murderer. But
Speaker 6: these days, if candidates want to reach young people, there's
Speaker 6: really only one way. Social media influences.
Speaker 11: From TikTok to Instagram online platforms are becoming a key
Speaker 11: tool for political campaigns.
Speaker 14: A lot of young people, not just political news, but
Speaker 14: a lot of people use YouTube and TikTok, social media
Speaker 14: influencers to sending on the Republican and Democratic national conventions,
Speaker 14: both parties officially inviting and credentially hundreds of content creators
Speaker 14: to help draw eyeballs to their platforms and candidates.
Speaker 6: This is what it's come to. Our election rests with
Speaker 6: the same people trying to sell you diarrhea infused beauty cream.
Speaker 6: And if you're unfamiliar with the influencer culture, here's a
Speaker 6: quick peek. Move over fredistaire Captain.
Speaker 4: Fredo la Is in the building.
Speaker 6: In the old days, doing a karate kick at seven
Speaker 6: to eleven didn't make you a millionaire.
Speaker 4: It made you a meth head.
Speaker 6: In Florida, But if the campaigns are focused on courting
Speaker 6: these influencers, surely you'd think they must be getting some
Speaker 6: primo content in return.
Speaker 14: Oh, I got dick down at the DNC.
Speaker 3: Down at DNC. Yeah, thank you for having us. Thanks
Speaker 3: you guys, it's been a real pleasure.
Speaker 6: Theater kids are losing their virginity at the DNC. Well
Speaker 6: there's hope for you yet, Cory Booker. By the way,
Speaker 6: if anyone got dick down at the DNC, it's Joe Biden.
Speaker 6: But don't worry Democrats. They're dipshit tiktoks for conservatives students.
Speaker 3: Voting Donald Trump? Baby?
Speaker 6: Whoa what the was that? That video makes me pro gun?
Speaker 6: Just so I can deep throat one in the baptub
Speaker 6: and look, I appreciate shitty content just as much as
Speaker 6: the next person. I watched both seasons of Milf Manor
Speaker 6: and the behind the scenes feature ets. That doesn't mean
Speaker 6: I'm gonna let the MILFs tell me.
Speaker 3: Who to vote for.
Speaker 6: But his TikTok stars gained political clout. Both camps are
Speaker 6: now planning entire campaign stops around meeting them, like when
Speaker 6: Trump and Logan Paul had this meeting of the mines
Speaker 6: and Wow, that's the first time I've ever seen Donald
Speaker 6: Trump genuinely laugh. And all it took was the hilarity
Speaker 6: of staring down a roided up boy. Then there's Kamala's
Speaker 6: VP Tim Wallas, who went on the TikTok Show Subway
Speaker 6: Takes to have an earthshaking debate about gutters.
Speaker 4: So what's your take?
Speaker 16: My take is the most neglected part of home ownership
Speaker 16: is the gutters. It's personal for me. I've had problems
Speaker 16: with gutters. Before you get your basement wet, you get ash.
Speaker 16: Dams caused a lot of problems. Where do you buy gutters?
Speaker 16: The down spots I bought him innards say big.
Speaker 6: Money Menard oh good a video for No.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 6: Candidates skip and tire states during the campaign, but Subway
Speaker 6: Takes gets a sit down interview. He wasn't even on
Speaker 6: the subway. I didn't see a single rat fist fighting
Speaker 6: a baby.
Speaker 4: Also quick tip for.
Speaker 6: Tim wolves young people don't give a shit about gutters
Speaker 6: because they don't own homes and they never will. So
Speaker 6: we know what the candidates are getting out of this
Speaker 6: civic excitement, hire voter turnout and free gutters from minards.
Speaker 6: But what about the political influencers, what's in it for them?
Speaker 17: Twenty three year old Awa Sane made a name for
Speaker 17: herself dispensing beauty tips on TikTok. Sanay says she was
Speaker 17: hired by protect Our Care, a progressive advocacy group.
Speaker 11: What's your rate?
Speaker 17: So a video just for a creator in my size
Speaker 17: an average can go from three thousand dollars to ten
Speaker 17: thousand dollars depending and upwards ten.
Speaker 6: Thousand dollars And all you have to do is sack
Speaker 6: your five ship dignity. Time to get paid. Hey guys,
Speaker 6: it's Louie b I'm an influencer. Now I got dick
Speaker 6: down at the RNC. I got dick down at the DNC.
Speaker 6: Now payout pass holes.
Speaker 4: Shoot me all right?
Speaker 3: Thank you, Lois, Louis Black, everybody.
Speaker 2: I don't come back.
Speaker 15: Philip Blem will be going on the show, so don't
Speaker 15: go away.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 5: My guest tonight is the co founder and create director
Speaker 5: of the fashion brand three one, Philip Blim. Please welcome
Speaker 5: my good friend Philip Blam standing dan Ovation.
Speaker 3: If you should, thank you, thanks coming on the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you for having fashion legend.
Speaker 5: You've done it all, you know, you've dressed people from
Speaker 5: met Gala. You've been on the in crowd in New
Speaker 5: York City fashion for like twenty years now, right, Like,
Speaker 5: is it Devil's Westprada every single day?
Speaker 18: Yes, you could say that it is that the mystery,
Speaker 18: the intrigue. Fashion is the place where anything's possible. But
Speaker 18: also you never know what's around the corner.
Speaker 5: Right, And how do you for twenty years now, how
Speaker 5: do you how do you think you stay on the
Speaker 5: cutting edge of culture? Because I feel like it's one
Speaker 5: of your one of your super powers.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I think I think you the only way to
Speaker 18: do it is to be part of culture, to be humble,
Speaker 18: to stay curious, and also just to fight like hell
Speaker 18: to maintain the grit and the honesty and the tenacity
Speaker 18: to stay in fashion.
Speaker 5: Right, But where you get your influences from? For twenty
Speaker 5: years now, you've always been you know, where you go
Speaker 5: to get like inspiration.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean when we.
Speaker 18: Started the brand, you know, it was like we made
Speaker 18: close for ourselves and I remain the too. So it's
Speaker 18: really a dialogue of what I would like to wear,
Speaker 18: what the women around me would like to wear, my
Speaker 18: friends like to wear, and it's like, you know, you
Speaker 18: were part of this world. We're part of society. I
Speaker 18: tend to love to be part of pop culture. So
Speaker 18: I kind of just roll with it. And you know,
Speaker 18: you have to embrace the change while also remaining true
Speaker 18: to yourself.
Speaker 5: Right in this twenty years now in American fashion? Yeah,
Speaker 5: or more longer? Really, I mean twenty years is the
Speaker 5: brandy fashion for way longer than that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: As have we gotten trash here?
Speaker 4: Yes, we've gotten.
Speaker 3: You know some guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 18: I mean, now you wear this isn't just a fashion
Speaker 18: did we have? No, you've been seeing a train of
Speaker 18: we are trash here. Now it's a race to show
Speaker 18: less basically, So what you were on the inside, it's
Speaker 18: on the outside now. So it really is bold and
Speaker 18: I commend the bravado of some of the looks I see,
Speaker 18: but hey, we roll with.
Speaker 4: It, right, it's fashion.
Speaker 5: And you man, I mean you're not you born born
Speaker 5: in Thailand, was in Cambodia for a bit, and you
Speaker 5: came to America as a child and you grew up
Speaker 5: in California. Yes, so no, no formal fashion, don't go
Speaker 5: to fashion school.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 18: I have a degree in home economics and I'm a
Speaker 18: business school drop out a disappointment to my immigrant parents,
Speaker 18: and somehow I found my way and became fashion.
Speaker 3: So do you think fashion?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, so what do you think.
Speaker 3: About fashion school?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 5: In that case, you know what I mean, like if
Speaker 5: you are, if you are talking to a kid, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was maybe trying to listen.
Speaker 18: I think education is very important as a foundation for
Speaker 18: whatever you want to do. That's because what you study
Speaker 18: doesn't mean that you'll you'll end up there. I think
Speaker 18: if you start with an education, but the most valuable
Speaker 18: advice I could give is on the ground training, internship,
Speaker 18: learning of someone else's dime basically.
Speaker 3: So that's what happened, what I did.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I my first internship turned into my first job
Speaker 18: in fashion, and twenty five thirty years later, I'm still here.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, but don't no, that's cool, but don't don't
Speaker 5: gloss over that, Like, how did you get the first internship?
Speaker 5: So you're working at Bonnie?
Speaker 18: Okay, I was working at Barney's New York, Barney's dourn
Speaker 18: that at that time, and I was living in southern
Speaker 18: California and I dial four on one because I was
Speaker 18: unpacking a new shipment, and I'm like, okay, I'm going
Speaker 18: to dial for one because I needed to get that degree,
Speaker 18: to graduate, to get that certificate, to show my immigrant
Speaker 18: parents that I'm somebody, you know, and so I doubt
Speaker 18: for one.
Speaker 4: Got the designer, the creative director's assistant on the phone.
Speaker 18: I was like, okay, hey, listen, I'm looking for an internship.
Speaker 18: Are you guys taking free work?
Speaker 4: Free labor? Basically, I'm so sorry? What's form one information?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 4: What what it was?
Speaker 12: For one?
Speaker 3: One? Who can help?
Speaker 4: Ronnie answer?
Speaker 3: No, these guys don't know either.
Speaker 4: No, No, I see my age in the audience. What's
Speaker 4: for one?
Speaker 3: You mean? So that's yeah, you pressed buttons on her phone?
Speaker 3: Then yeah that did?
Speaker 4: Did did? Like that?
Speaker 5: That's crazy talk? And then and then what Charlie Chaplin answered? Yeah?
Speaker 18: Closely Now Charlie Chaplin's assistant answered and brought me in.
Speaker 18: I showed some polaroids. She's like, okay, when can you start?
Speaker 18: Started right away? Didn't tell my parents yet that I
Speaker 18: had just left dropped out of business school. Two weeks
Speaker 18: into the internship, they brought me downstairs and I'm like,
Speaker 18: oh ship, wait can you say?
Speaker 3: We said was one?
Speaker 4: Ship? Basically I'm going to get I'm gonna get let go.
Speaker 18: It's like, I'm not even good enough for free labor basically,
Speaker 18: and she's like, so and so wants you to stay
Speaker 18: on when you stay on as a full time job.
Speaker 4: Instantly I was like, yes, I will.
Speaker 18: But I had also figured out how to convince my
Speaker 18: professors at the college to let me graduate with a
Speaker 18: degree without going back to school.
Speaker 4: And I did it.
Speaker 3: Oh you figured it out.
Speaker 4: I did it.
Speaker 3: That's for wal And I mean that's I think.
Speaker 5: One thing I really like about you are you're getting
Speaker 5: to know you as a friend personally. It's been one
Speaker 5: I think you have many superpowers than you I think
Speaker 5: one of your real superpowers I find that you're a
Speaker 5: very down to guy. Like we'll go for lunch in
Speaker 5: Chinatown in Manhattan and you'll insist on going to the
Speaker 5: mom and pop store, not the fancy places, and and
Speaker 5: and I guess like, yeah, like what how do you
Speaker 5: How have you managed to stay in that Devil's devil
Speaker 5: West product world and still be like, hey, you know,
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna go where.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 18: I credit that to my parents. I credited that to
Speaker 18: like the values instilled early on. I credited to just
Speaker 18: understanding that you know what I get to do, which
Speaker 18: is like to dream today and go to work tomorrow
Speaker 18: and turn it into a reality. That's a beautiful thing
Speaker 18: and I think that it's something that I am so
Speaker 18: grateful for. But it comes from my immigrant parents. They
Speaker 18: taught us early on that.
Speaker 5: I know, because you're you are you are kind of
Speaker 5: my introductions to the fashion world.
Speaker 3: So is everyone in fashion like this? Are they not
Speaker 3: as down the earth as you know?
Speaker 18: Like with everything, there's a spectrum arrange, right Maybe I'm
Speaker 18: like if we say one to ten and ten is
Speaker 18: like completely fabulous nothing, Yeah, I would say maybe I'm
Speaker 18: seven or eight right on that?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: Well, your your other really cool superpower which I really
Speaker 5: admired from you is seeing you at work, and I
Speaker 5: think it's not something a lot of people have a
Speaker 5: chance to see a fashion designer actually working, you know,
Speaker 5: showing his creativity. So if you don't mind, would you
Speaker 5: mind kind of annotating some of your fashion for everyone
Speaker 5: in the crowd and a home.
Speaker 3: Before So all right, so wow, okay, this is an iPad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel very vulnerable right now, So.
Speaker 5: We just like to see your thoughts on all right,
Speaker 5: some of these designs. So this is your design okay, okay,
Speaker 5: just like to get your ideas on the inspiration.
Speaker 3: Can you tell us what's going on?
Speaker 18: So this look, I'm originally from California, surf culture, skate culture,
Speaker 18: and the twentieth Anniversity was a dedication to joy, meaning
Speaker 18: like in these tumultuous times, in these complicated times, I
Speaker 18: needed to find my way back to the purpose of
Speaker 18: why I'm a fashion designer and the power that has
Speaker 18: to bring joy onto everybody. So what you're looking at
Speaker 18: here is the CO collection is kind of like the
Speaker 18: journey of my California upbringing all the way to my
Speaker 18: existence in New York City. So what you what you
Speaker 18: look at here is soaf culture, but make it chic,
Speaker 18: make it fashion. And what she what what this beautiful
Speaker 18: young lady has on is this hair eyelash fringed top
Speaker 18: like a T shirt, long sleeved T shirts that you
Speaker 18: know surfers wear to cover their skin. There is drawing it, okay,
Speaker 18: trying to make this happen technology. So all this is
Speaker 18: like uh eyelash lace here. And then what she's wearing
Speaker 18: our cargo shorts. Uh cargo shorts that made of lace
Speaker 18: and poplin. And then you see the peekaboo lingerie and
Speaker 18: that black spot to kind of uh have a flirtatious moment.
Speaker 18: She's also wearing a patchery uh pearls around her anklet
Speaker 18: kind of to signify that that.
Speaker 4: Surfer girl at heart. Right, yeah, so that's kind of.
Speaker 18: The yeah t s down to surf down to.
Speaker 3: Do you want to circle her head?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's circle ahead. Oh yeah.
Speaker 18: These amazing sunglasses are by a friend's brand port Tangier.
Speaker 3: So cool cool, yeah, super cool. And you've got another one.
Speaker 3: Oh we're not We're not done yet. There's more. So
Speaker 3: can you tell us about this is really fun? Guys,
Speaker 3: can you tell us more about this?
Speaker 4: Look? Okay, so this is kind of related to you too.
Speaker 4: She's a but you do jujitsu, right, yes?
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, So let's start with the trousers and these
Speaker 18: are jiu jitsu and judo trouser. Oh really yeah, you
Speaker 18: zip up the back here so it's like for that
Speaker 18: sexy moment.
Speaker 3: Sure I do that too, and.
Speaker 18: DTJ and the top is it's a lace top but
Speaker 18: with football influencers.
Speaker 4: So we took a football jersey.
Speaker 18: You see the yolk right here, the stripe jersey, the
Speaker 18: stripe yoke and when it's hard to see here, but
Speaker 18: there's armbands here, and then we put boning around the
Speaker 18: armband to push out the sleeves. So it's really like
Speaker 18: this feminine idea of football jersey influence with jiu jitsu pants.
Speaker 18: Oh wow, very forty random, right, But that's how fashion works.
Speaker 18: That's how creativity, you will, That's how it's like you
Speaker 18: take all these abstract elements and you try to put
Speaker 18: it in a you know, hot looking clothes.
Speaker 3: It also helps if the person is super hot as well.
Speaker 3: I guess that. So how much would this cause?
Speaker 5: This would be like let's see, uh, let's can you
Speaker 5: write the price next?
Speaker 18: Okay, so let's see the prices. So these trousers will
Speaker 18: be like four thirty five. Guest, the mets right this
Speaker 18: top because it's so special, it's a special corded lace
Speaker 18: would be another like four fifty okay.
Speaker 3: Can you circle her face just so?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And then the phase is priceless.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, So.
Speaker 5: We've we've never seen an iPad before. Pretty excited about
Speaker 5: this technology, so just bear with us right now. So
Speaker 5: one thing, you're also great. I sometimes people don't know this,
Speaker 5: but I come to you for fashion advice. And you'll like,
Speaker 5: you'll like make sure my cut's are okay, you you'll
Speaker 5: like my my I'm so grateful to have you as
Speaker 5: a stylist, but I love your insights into sometimes what's
Speaker 5: wrong with what I'm wearing. So if you don't mind,
Speaker 5: could you just critique this?
Speaker 3: I just want to. I just want to get your
Speaker 3: thoughts on this.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, if you.
Speaker 3: Don't, Michael, you just tell us what's wrong with this film?
Speaker 18: Okay, Okay, it's not it's not political lies.
Speaker 4: This is purely aesthetic tique.
Speaker 18: Right. So it's like if he were to hire me
Speaker 18: to do this, I would have to point things out
Speaker 18: because we should tell the truth. No, yeah, we should
Speaker 18: tell the truth.
Speaker 4: Okay. So let's start with a positive note. It is
Speaker 4: a suit.
Speaker 18: So I see here two main big concept issues. One
Speaker 18: the coloring is wrong for him with his face or
Speaker 18: the I think a combination of things. Okay, So if
Speaker 18: I were to advise him, I'd say go darker on
Speaker 18: the navy so he feels a bit.
Speaker 3: More like a black person.
Speaker 18: Let's start with the top here, the shoulder pads you
Speaker 18: can draw. Let's start here, like the shoulder pads he
Speaker 18: needs to have a bit more.
Speaker 4: Let's say authority.
Speaker 18: There, it seems like the integrity structural structural integrity, integrity.
Speaker 4: And the quality is lacking from the top. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 18: Also, if you notice two, he looks like an elder
Speaker 18: but in a child's proportions.
Speaker 4: So it's like.
Speaker 18: So it almost feels like a blunder of proportions, right,
Speaker 18: but not in a good way. It needs to be
Speaker 18: readjusted and like brought down to reality here. So what
Speaker 18: I would do is, let's start with we started with
Speaker 18: a stronger shoulder pad. With that that had quigher quality.
Speaker 18: He should also find a new dry cleaner because there's
Speaker 18: a quality issue here with the pressing. So let's start
Speaker 18: with the lapal. The lapal is.
Speaker 4: Too skinny for his body frame.
Speaker 18: Like the broadness, I would ask him someone that wide,
Speaker 18: you would have a broad What you want to do
Speaker 18: is cover the surface area. So if you have more
Speaker 18: of a surface area, you have to reproportion all the
Speaker 18: details to like make it look kind of snatched. Right,
Speaker 18: So already with the line that we were broaden the lapel,
Speaker 18: he already is looking more spout right. And then from there,
Speaker 18: if you if we come down here, the tie is
Speaker 18: too long, so it's drawing the attention to the wrong
Speaker 18: section of this gentleman, basically, right, But.
Speaker 3: How else would you see that part of his body if.
Speaker 18: You Okay, So I would go in with a carving knife,
Speaker 18: a tailor's knife, and I would start to carve out
Speaker 18: the top of his rib cage a bit, because you.
Speaker 4: Know, like the rib cage.
Speaker 18: Everyone has good rib cages, basically, right, And I would
Speaker 18: just sharpen that part and leave the rest kind of
Speaker 18: intrigue and mystery.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, so you bring that in a bit, yea.
Speaker 4: What we're doing is we're trying to give him more.
Speaker 2: Of a V.
Speaker 18: Basically, this guy, he needs more of a V. He
Speaker 18: needs more quality. There's a lack of integrity in this
Speaker 18: suit and therefore in the character. Hey, listen, you are
Speaker 18: what you wear, right, and that's the power of fashion
Speaker 18: and clothes like you look sharp.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you so much, Thank you so much, and.
Speaker 4: So we believe you, oh thank you so much.
Speaker 18: Well we should. Yeah, I would sharpen everything. I would
Speaker 18: square that off, and I would repress the pants basically.
Speaker 18: And also he has long arms, so I would extend
Speaker 18: the sleeve slightly because it makes him look a bit
Speaker 18: juvenile when it's too short the sleeves.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure that's the problem. Yeah right, And the
Speaker 5: last thing I want to do is oa you just
Speaker 5: oh my god, this is a photo of a certain
Speaker 5: young person who.
Speaker 19: Ronnie, you look the same, basically say it's still going
Speaker 19: to work. So basically, guys, this look is a future classic.
Speaker 19: Basically he did not know that he would be this
Speaker 19: future present icon today.
Speaker 18: I mean, look at this. This could be a Nike campaign, right,
Speaker 18: like the matching track outfit that v right there. The
Speaker 18: athletic socks that's all the rage right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, socks outside the pants. Yeah, where they go?
Speaker 3: Like, you look like.
Speaker 4: You could walk me walking down like the athletes hallway.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is walking down the mean streets of Manchester,
Speaker 5: New Hampshire.
Speaker 18: Okay, I got nothing to say except no job, mom, No,
Speaker 18: no good job mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a lot.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 3: Well can you give me a star or that though?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 18: So superstar, superstar, SuperStar's superstar. Thank you, this is all money.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, mom, thank you, thank you, and
Speaker 3: thank you. Philer Love everybody, the legendary Phill Love everyone.
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