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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone prank,

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Speaker 1: Mornings for your Brand New Phone Prank, and today our listen,

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Speaker 1: Taylor wants to set up her husband because they both

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Speaker 1: got blood work done and Taylor found out that she's pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah awesome, thanks so much. Yeah, but she's a really

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Speaker 1: good wife, so she wanted to break the news by

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Speaker 1: confusing the crap out of her husband by having the

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Speaker 1: doctor's call and tell him that he's actually pregnant and

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Speaker 1: he can look forward to nine months of fun. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: a miracle. I wish he could actually carry this baby. Well,

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Speaker 1: before we call him, how do you think he's going

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Speaker 1: to react? He gets really frustrated when he's confused, and

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Speaker 1: we'll probably want to murder someone for ruining this huge surprise. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well let's get murdered. I'm gonna call him right now.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hey, Pete Eakins over a medical group.

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Speaker 1: Is this Tracey? Well, Trey, I hope you're sitting down

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Speaker 1: because we got your blood work back, and oh my,

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Speaker 1: have I got news for you? Sitting down everything? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what kind of depends, I guess Trace. All I have

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Speaker 1: to say is we got your blood work back and whoa,

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Speaker 1: we found something big. Your life is about to change.

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Speaker 1: You know it's over pretty much? Wait? Wait, wait, life

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Speaker 1: life that I I know is over? What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: You know what? Shoot? Trace, I'm sorry, I'm getting another call.

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Speaker 1: I gotta put you on hold real quick. Okay, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you can't just tell me you got my results in

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Speaker 1: My life was over? Put me on wait, doctor Drea.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to deliver a baby. How can I help you? Hello,

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Speaker 1: that's enough out of you. Can someone give that woman's

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Speaker 1: a morphine? Actually, know what? Screw it? Can give me

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Speaker 1: the morphine? Enough? Girl? Um? Now who is this? Uh? This?

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Speaker 1: This is? This is Trace and I got in the

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Speaker 1: middle of delivering a baby. No, no, my name is

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Speaker 1: I said? Even down? Can you even? Don't? Don't push yet,

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Speaker 1: don't push? Hold on. I gotta go. I gotta go

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Speaker 1: camping it medical billing. This is porlkit. What do you say?

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Speaker 1: I said, medical billing? This is Pulk. Who's this? Your

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Speaker 1: name is Pork? Yes, my name's Pulk. You got a

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Speaker 1: problem with it? No? No, no, no, no no, I

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Speaker 1: don't have a problem, no problem with it. I just

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Speaker 1: as I had some test results and then I think

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Speaker 1: someone had tell me what the is going on. It's

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Speaker 1: short for pork Chester and if you love me again,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you in the face. Whoa, what the

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Speaker 1: fuck is happening? I don't have time for this ship

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Speaker 1: pork out heyo, trace, Sorry about the way there, Sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. What is going on? I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. I just had to take a phone

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Speaker 1: call real quick. Did someone else pick you up and

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Speaker 1: tell you the news? I hope they didn't tell you

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Speaker 1: the news because I am I'm gonna be real angry

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Speaker 1: as somebody broke the news to you. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: give you the blood results. Wait, does the guy first

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Speaker 1: talk to you? Right? Yeah, Pete Haekins, pleasure to be

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Speaker 1: at your service. I'm the guy that called you first

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Speaker 1: with the blood test results, and I am going to

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Speaker 1: be super mad if somebody else got to share the

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Speaker 1: news because I wanted to deliver those results to you myself.

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Speaker 1: I love it. I'm excited excited about I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: the fact that you're pregnant. Hello, No, I'm not pregnant. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at your test results right here. You are pregnant. Congratulations. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm a male, I can't get pregnant. You an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Oh shoot, you know what, I just noticed you're a

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Speaker 1: man and you can't get pregnant. I just told you that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess you did. Oh you know what, I read

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Speaker 1: it wrong. Your wife Taylor's pregnant. What No, she's not

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Speaker 1: talk Well I'll just let her tell you then. Yeah, babe,

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Speaker 1: we're pregnant with Wait what babe? Hey, what's up? Man?

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Speaker 1: This is the Jewel Show. That's actually a phone prank.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jewel Minds, Alex Minds English, and your

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Speaker 1: wife's on the phone because she wanted to let you

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Speaker 1: know that she's pregnant. Who congratulation, Yeah, congrats whoa Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am the Jewel Show on Demand.