1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back e 2 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: arms mouse speak. 3 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 2: We got a confession that someone texted into seven eight 4 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 2: five nine too, that says I. 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,600 Speaker 3: Made out with my cousin and I really liked it. 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 3: Oh geez, Okay. 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 2: I know we're not supposed to say the names on 8 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 2: here either, but Jose can you not text him? 9 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 3: Can you just say it like a normal person on 10 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 3: the air. 11 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:36,199 Speaker 1: That's my thing you're taking. But no, we get it. 12 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 3: You want to get something off your chest. 13 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 4: Everyone, some of my cousins listen. 14 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 3: Now, I know why. 15 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 2: But if you want to get something off your chest, 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,520 Speaker 2: this is the place where you can do it anonymously. 17 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 3: And one of our listeners is already on the line 18 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 3: ready to give. 19 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 2: Us his dark secret. He's going with the fake name Kevin. 20 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 2: So Kevin, welcome to the show man. 21 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: Hey, thank you very much for having. 22 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 4: Me Kevin confirm that you are not my cousin and 23 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 4: we've never kissed. 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: Real quick, definitely not. 25 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 5: You can't confirm it. I like it. I like it, Kevin. 26 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 5: I like your style. Man. I can't wait to hear 27 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 5: your confession. 28 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 2: So the voice changer is going right now. Kevin, you 29 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 2: are the mass speaker. Now, whenever you're ready, tell us 30 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,680 Speaker 2: what's been going on. 31 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm going to set it up for 32 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,479 Speaker 1: you real quick because there's a little bit of a backstory. Okay, 33 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: there has been a couple of years now in the 34 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: in the process. So I'm like, I'm proud of my body. 35 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: I'm proud of like my work regimen. I go to 36 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: the gym. 37 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 6: So if we were to check out your social media, 38 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 6: it'd be a lot of hashtag gym life. 39 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 1: There's going to be like a lot of shirtless stuff. 40 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 2: Okay, so what is your social media mas your handle 41 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 2: on your voice. 42 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's awesome though, I mean, you work hard 43 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 6: at it, and you deserve to enjoy your body, absolutely 44 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 6: everyone should. 45 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: Yeah. So in doing so, there's a lot of dedication, obviously, 46 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: and I have a very particular workout, so I have 47 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: to like have certain things available to me. There's circuits 48 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 1: that I do, there's timing involved, and it's great. But 49 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: every year around this time when the New York hits, 50 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: all of these people flood the gym. 51 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 5: Oh, I tell you heard of it. You called in 52 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 5: to tell everyone. Good for you for trying to start a. 53 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: New news No, no, it's worse than that. I'm getting 54 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: to my confession. I just want to set it up 55 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: because I want to I want you to understand the 56 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 1: context of it. I'm dealing with people that are coming in. 57 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: They're sitting on the bench that I need to do 58 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: some presses on. They're on their phone, or they're doing 59 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: some odd little planking workout or something they saw on 60 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: a YouTube tutorial. You know, they're asking me, are you 61 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: using this weight? I'm like, why are you talking to me? 62 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: Obviously I'm not using that twenty pound or that ten pounder. 63 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 1: I'm here with like sixty pound dunebell. 64 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 6: I feel okay, listen, I feel a little judged right 65 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 6: now because I'm I'm the one like, yeah, I know 66 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,639 Speaker 6: how to use like the machine and stuff, and every 67 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 6: once while I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go. 68 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 5: Do some free weights and I don't know when the 69 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 5: hell I'm doing. 70 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 4: That's farther than I don't join a gym because I'm like, dude, 71 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 4: I hear people always complain about new gym people. So 72 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 4: I'm anxiety, Like, if I start, I can't do any equipment. 73 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm doing. Someone's gonna be like, 74 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 4: get out of the way, Bro, you're ruining. 75 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:20,959 Speaker 5: My It sounds like Kevin's gonna do it. Sounds like in. 76 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:26,239 Speaker 1: Reaction to this with the annoyance that I have to face. Yes, Kevin, Yes, 77 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: I have a little trick I like to pull from 78 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: being a wrestler back in the day. I used to 79 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: weigh in all the time, right, and we balance the 80 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: weights to make sure that you're right on the number. 81 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: So I know how to mess around with the scales. 82 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: I know how to unbalance them, like the scales in 83 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: the locker room exactly. Oh so we have two. We 84 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: have two. We have one right outside the locker rooms 85 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: and then there's one like inside of the male's locker room, 86 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: for instance. So what I do is I purposely unbalanced 87 00:03:53,800 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: them to make them about five six pounds heavier, heavier direction, Sir, 88 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: Their faces are brilliant. I mean the shocks, the prgration. 89 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 4: Like Kevin sad, Kevin is it's avery funny because I 90 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 4: know he gets satisfaction because they're just such annoying people 91 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 4: to him. 92 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 6: Kevin, you're like body shaming people just so that they'll 93 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 6: get out of your weight and use the. 94 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 5: Weights he wants. 95 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 3: Oh, they're body shaming themselves. He's just leading them down 96 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 3: the wrong path. 97 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. And there's the second tier to it too that 98 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: I have to admit. 99 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 5: Oh, you're so proud. Yes, really I wanted. 100 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,839 Speaker 1: I'm getting stuff off my chest here. Yeah. The second 101 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 1: thing I do is the lighter weights, like the ten pounds, 102 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: the fifteen pounds, even the twenty pounds. These are the 103 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: most common weights for these newbies. So I'll literally come 104 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: in and very subtly I'll hide them behind the rack. 105 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 4: Why is it so funny? 106 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,679 Speaker 1: And you see them looking and you see him grab 107 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,600 Speaker 1: like a thirty five or forty They can't lift it. 108 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, your resolutions don't lie. 109 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,280 Speaker 6: Have you ever thought about like wanting instead to like 110 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 6: coach them and help them? 111 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: They're all going to give up. 112 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 6: Okay, I see that you don't have a lot of 113 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,279 Speaker 6: hope in your heart. 114 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: That'd be like me going into Starbucks and jumping over 115 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: the counter and trying to make copies. You know, it's 116 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:13,479 Speaker 1: like I don't. 117 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 6: Belong to They're allowed to buy a gym membership just 118 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 6: like you are. 119 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 5: He and they are allowed to be there, and. 120 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 3: They're actually really nice. 121 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 4: They'd probably be like, sure, let me show you how 122 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,280 Speaker 4: to make that drink. 123 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,599 Speaker 1: Well, there should be a side gym for these people 124 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: who are like a. 125 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 2: Swimming pool, swimming pool called Yeah, so you've been doing 126 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 2: this for what did you say, two years now? 127 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:35,920 Speaker 1: Two years now? 128 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,720 Speaker 3: And no one's ever seen you do that, and you've 129 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 3: never gotten. 130 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 1: Caught, not yet. But I imagine that if anybody in 131 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: my little circles knew about it or saw they pat 132 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 1: me on the back, I'll tell you that you would 133 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,600 Speaker 1: get fired. 134 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 3: Bro, if they found out that you were worked there. 135 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 5: He just goes there all the time, worked even worse, like. 136 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 6: He could be making money and training all these people, 137 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 6: but instead he's just messing with him and trolling it. Wow. 138 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 3: See he's going to be the only man of the 139 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 3: gym left. 140 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 2: It's just Kevin's gym now. No one can find any 141 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 2: weights there. 142 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 5: Did you hear his evil laugh? 143 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 6: Yeah? 144 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: On board? Oh man. So I just want all my 145 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,840 Speaker 1: fellow gym raps out there to know I'm doing my part. 146 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 5: Way to break the stereotype on those people. 147 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 2: Text into seven eighty five nine two. If you have 148 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 2: a confession that you've been holding on to, we can 149 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 2: hide your identity by masking your voice, so you can 150 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 2: become the next mass speaker phone tap is coming up 151 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.