Speaker 1: Do we want to pre show chat this or do
Speaker 1: we want to We just it's a minis, let's just
Speaker 1: jump in.
Speaker 2: We usually say we're not going to do pre show chatter,
Speaker 2: then we start chatting and it becomes pre show chatter.
Speaker 3: So let's this is what we do. Let's I know,
Speaker 3: let's actually stick to our our plan this time, and
Speaker 3: let's just go right in. Let's see, let's see you're welcome.
Speaker 3: They're like, get to the point.
Speaker 1: Let's see how long we can go before we go
Speaker 1: off on a tangent.
Speaker 3: All right, I think we started on a tangent.
Speaker 1: Hey, they are fanurritos and welcome back to an whole
Speaker 1: new episode of How Rude Tannerito's this week. This week's
Speaker 1: minisode is going to be a would you wrap other game,
Speaker 1: inspired by the never ending twists and turns that occurred
Speaker 1: throughout Becky and Jesse's wedding day.
Speaker 2: This is so many twists and turns, so many whiplash.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, that was a super sized episode in.
Speaker 1: Twenty two minutes, So play along with us as we
Speaker 1: answer what may be some of the toughest questions in
Speaker 1: a minisode to date.
Speaker 3: Definitely the most unhinged h oh boy. Yeah, I am ready.
Speaker 3: Are you ready, Jodie Sweetman? I am so ready? This
Speaker 3: is I live for this.
Speaker 2: Play stupid games where I can just go off on
Speaker 2: some ridiculous Oh yeah, let's.
Speaker 1: Go, all right. Question number one. Would you rather have
Speaker 1: your parents meet your husband for the first time the
Speaker 1: day before your wedding or have a sister that secretly
Speaker 1: lives a double life aka the Debbie Gregory effect. These
Speaker 1: are not great choices. These are just I'm kind of.
Speaker 2: Like, well, I mean, I'm thinking back to how bad
Speaker 2: was it when I introduced my husband to my parents,
Speaker 2: like three weeks after we got married. So I'm like, maybe,
Speaker 2: you know, like a day before wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Be like this is an improvement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, actually that would be better three weeks
Speaker 2: Judy Sweeten. So look, this was not at my my
Speaker 2: my peak functioning era, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So to meet him, I think.
Speaker 2: I'd rather have a sister that secretly lives a double life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's got there's always one relative that is just
Speaker 1: like you know what, They're off doing their own thing.
Speaker 1: They have unexplained life choices. So sister with the double
Speaker 1: sister secretly lives a double life is what I would pick.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I just be interesting. That sounds less stressful than introducing.
Speaker 2: That's not my problem. You've got a double life. That's
Speaker 2: all on you. What you're doing is, you know, I
Speaker 2: just get to sit here and sort of watch the
Speaker 2: the crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to invite this sister to your
Speaker 1: wedding too.
Speaker 3: You have to invite would you your husband?
Speaker 2: Would you rather? I mean, have a sister that has
Speaker 2: some stuff going on in her life or your parents
Speaker 2: be mad at you. I'm taking the sister all the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess it depends on your picker too,
Speaker 1: Like if you if you have a good picker, you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: my husband, my my parents are gonna love my fiance
Speaker 1: because I have a good picker. I've picked a great one.
Speaker 1: This is gonna go swimmingly well. But if you have
Speaker 1: a bad picker, then also are gonna love him or if
Speaker 1: they're gonna hate him? It could be the Kenneth Donaldson.
Speaker 3: Finally got it right. It took you a while, but
Speaker 3: you're you're you.
Speaker 1: Finally you finally fine tuned your picker and uh, you
Speaker 1: picked a great one.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Shall we go to the next one. Let's go to
Speaker 3: the next one. Uh, would you rather your in laws
Speaker 3: despise you at first.
Speaker 2: Or your mother in law walk in on two of
Speaker 2: your pantsless friends.
Speaker 3: That's a toss up. I mean it depends on who
Speaker 3: the friends are, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like for Good and David, that just that didn't
Speaker 1: bump me at all. I was just like, all right there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're wearing boxer, Fine, what about you?
Speaker 3: What would you rather?
Speaker 1: I would rather have my mother in law walk in
Speaker 1: on pantsless friends, because I would hate if my in
Speaker 1: law's hated me.
Speaker 3: I've been very lause in my life.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's a question of like, do I want
Speaker 2: to deal with this or do I want to just
Speaker 2: be embarrassed secondhand for someone else having a problem.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is an easy choice actually, because yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're if your in laws despise you, that could last
Speaker 1: a lifetime. At first, despise you at first, Okay, so
Speaker 1: maybe they warm up to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah I hate that though. I hate I would hate
Speaker 2: to like have to be like, I don't know, do
Speaker 2: they like me? Do they not?
Speaker 1: And then like we're you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: MAS holiday is very awkward. Yeah, you know, the pantsless
Speaker 1: thing walking in on pantsless friends. That's like an afternoon
Speaker 1: of awkwardness, not a lifetime or a marriage.
Speaker 2: Awkward for them. They're the ones not wearing pants. I'm fine, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're fine. We're fine, just like those are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just you know, that's just Bob and Dave.
Speaker 1: That's just a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's definitely pantless friends. I'm going with
Speaker 2: pantils friends.
Speaker 1: We're going with pantsless friends. Everyone, Okay, would you rather
Speaker 1: name your child Howie or have a flower girl who
Speaker 1: yells stop the wedding when she runs out of flower petals?
Speaker 3: It's kind of a hard choice.
Speaker 1: Howie in itself is not a bad name.
Speaker 3: It's just you know how tone.
Speaker 1: It's the picture choice from that season two episode.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing is have a flower girl that
Speaker 2: yells stop the wedding, but whether or not, the wedding stops,
Speaker 2: and we all indulge her and clap for her twice.
Speaker 3: That's not included. That's a good distinction.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's just a cute old and.
Speaker 2: Then fine, then fine, I don't have to say or
Speaker 2: hear the name Howie, and everyone ignores you when you
Speaker 2: have your little thing.
Speaker 3: In the aisle and yeah, that's true. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 3: really specified.
Speaker 1: It's really Danny that made this whole interaction awkward by
Speaker 1: stopping the wedding. So yeah, so the cute, the cute
Speaker 1: toddler just doing what Flower Girl hasn't stopped mid aisle
Speaker 1: and been like yeah, oh freaked out or run the other.
Speaker 3: Directions part of the charm. It is part of the charm.
Speaker 1: So yes, let's go with flower Girl and uh, flower
Speaker 1: girl and the flowers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why not.
Speaker 2: No offense to anyone out there named Howie. By the way,
Speaker 2: it's not that, not the name itself. Not the name itself, right, No, no,
Speaker 2: just makes me want to poke my ear drums out. Okay,
Speaker 2: Next up is okay, would you rather get married on
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day or Elvis's birthday, which is January eighth?
Speaker 3: Oh these are my offs like a month apart, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, well January eight. I don't know, like I
Speaker 1: would not. I'm not a huge Elvis fan. So January
Speaker 1: eighth is just another day. Just January eighth, just January eighth,
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: I don't really buy into the whole Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: It's just like, well, you know it feels the other day.
Speaker 2: Then every time you want to go out to dinner
Speaker 2: on your anniversary, it would just be exorbitantly more expensive
Speaker 2: for no reason.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Let's go with January eighth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, January eight.
Speaker 2: Nobody's in fact, ship might be on sale.
Speaker 3: January eighth. Yeah, you can get some discounts.
Speaker 1: It's an yeah, yeah, New Year's sales. Yeah, okay, this
Speaker 1: is this is an easier pick than I thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, January eighth, I mean yeah, Elvis's birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesse would be thrilled. Okay, would you rather your
Speaker 1: fiance be late to your wedding because he went sky
Speaker 1: diving and got stuck in a tree, or because he
Speaker 1: tried to steal a tomato truck and got locked up
Speaker 1: in jail? Okay, well, one of these things is illegal
Speaker 1: and the other is just stupid. So I would say
Speaker 1: I'd rather my dumb headed fiance go sky diving and
Speaker 1: get stuck in a tree.
Speaker 3: See I picked the illegal one.
Speaker 2: Oh, I picked I'd rather I'd rather find out he
Speaker 2: tried to steal a tomato truck and got locked up
Speaker 2: because the tomato, because the the theft of here's my reasoning,
Speaker 2: Oh God, to walk us through this, Jenny. The theft
Speaker 2: of the tomato truck shows that he is has some
Speaker 2: initiative to be remedying the situation and getting to the wedding.
Speaker 3: If we just stop at him in the.
Speaker 2: Tree from skydiving, now he now, now I'm pissed at him.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Okay, So I feel like at least if if he
Speaker 4: were arrested, uh, stealing a tomato truck, it would show
Speaker 4: that he was like really wanting to get he was
Speaker 4: trying trying to get back, and was he.
Speaker 3: Just needed like he was trying anyway? Right, he would
Speaker 3: have taken right on a magic skateboard.
Speaker 1: If magic skateboard, right skateboard kid too, if they're way
Speaker 1: quicker than that Hallelujah bus, that's for sure, no doubt.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, no, I'm gonna say that's what I'm
Speaker 2: going with.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're going with the illegal option. I'm sticking
Speaker 1: with sky I mean why because I don't know why not.
Speaker 3: I'm a rule follower. What can I say?
Speaker 1: All right? Uh, oh you're up.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm okay.
Speaker 2: Would you rather your wedding song be Jesse's version of Forever?
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna even throw a caveat on there of
Speaker 2: the video version no of Forever the.
Speaker 1: Rap, the rap song or the black and white video
Speaker 1: both Okay, whoa whoa.
Speaker 2: Jesse's version of Forever Hired or Danny Joey Nick and
Speaker 2: Irene's version of let's call the whole thing off.
Speaker 3: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, you put a twist on this
Speaker 1: that this kind of makes it. There's only really one
Speaker 1: answer to this, because I cannot tolerate the Forever video
Speaker 1: and the Forever rap in the same moment that that can't.
Speaker 3: Be Have we played that on this show yet? No?
Speaker 1: It was referenced by I think Lenny Rips or one
Speaker 1: of our one.
Speaker 3: Of our writers that we interviewed. Yeah, yeah, but we
Speaker 3: have not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Maddie, note that one down to We need to
Speaker 2: find the the Jesse Forever video that includes the rap.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's already on it because that's gold. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well that's coming up and I don't know what season,
Speaker 1: but with Jesse and the Aladdin pants and the whole like,
Speaker 1: that's coming up.
Speaker 3: After the babies are born. The babies are in it.
Speaker 3: Oh geez, he needed a video after the babies were born?
Speaker 3: Jess Like, what about me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know, throw some naked babies in a
Speaker 1: in a video with some billowing fabric.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, look as much as I like, kill
Speaker 1: the whole thing off, I don't know that could apply
Speaker 1: to a few of your weddings. Like let's call yeah,
Speaker 1: but not no longer.
Speaker 3: So abstain from this vote.
Speaker 2: You can't. You have to put one. It is the
Speaker 2: whole point of would you rather? Is this like like
Speaker 2: like gunder your head.
Speaker 3: You have to pick one.
Speaker 2: That's there is no other way out of this.
Speaker 3: This is this is excreciating way out of this.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like the lyrics of Forever are more
Speaker 1: fitting for a wedding. Then let's call the whole thing off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm taking this a little too literally. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I I I, I don't know. You've you've made this
Speaker 1: an impossible situation. Jody.
Speaker 3: Hey, uh, ab hey, Jody, question for you. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 3: Uh? Do you happen to have any plans on June fifth?
Speaker 3: June fifth?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Why No, I don't have plans, but I have this
Speaker 1: urge to see you.
Speaker 3: I have a great urge to see you.
Speaker 2: And and a really great urge to see a lot
Speaker 2: of our fan of ritos in person.
Speaker 3: What do you suggest? I feel like, I don't know it.
Speaker 2: I I'm my needed, you know, a date to uh
Speaker 2: perhaps a wedding.
Speaker 3: Of some sort.
Speaker 1: I'm still riding that high from the Jesse and Becky wedding.
Speaker 1: Should we make it into an event?
Speaker 2: I think we should. I mean, who doesn't like a
Speaker 2: good vow renewal?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Vows they're very in right now, these vowel renewals.
Speaker 3: They really are recommit, recommit you know.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, we should have John and Lorie
Speaker 1: join us too, because it's their wedding.
Speaker 3: We should should be you know.
Speaker 2: What, I think you and I. I think you and
Speaker 2: I need to hop off. We need to have some
Speaker 2: serious conversations about this. But fan of Rito's, you've heard
Speaker 2: it here.
Speaker 3: First, we are.
Speaker 2: Going to be having on June fifth, an in person
Speaker 2: live event of a vow renewal.
Speaker 3: What's going to happen there, we don't know.
Speaker 2: We don't know. We're gonna go figure that out right now,
Speaker 2: but trust me, you do not want to miss this.
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio Theater in Burbank, June fifth, we will see you there.
Speaker 2: Make sure you you know RSVP and all that I
Speaker 2: love it. I'm gonna go with Jesse's version.
Speaker 1: Of for Oh, because give me your reasoning, Give me
Speaker 1: your reasoning.
Speaker 3: Because it just says like it's my wedding song.
Speaker 2: It doesn't say that I have to take it seriously
Speaker 2: as my wedding song. It could be like remember Bob
Speaker 2: and Kelly's wedding song.
Speaker 3: No, what was it?
Speaker 2: No diggity Oh? That was what they danced to by
Speaker 2: Black Street. Oh okay, he loves that song. So like
Speaker 2: sometimes you can have a little tongue in cheeks sort
Speaker 2: of fun with your first dance song. And I feel
Speaker 2: like I would go with that, uh and just sort
Speaker 2: of be ridiculous about it.
Speaker 3: Okay, they just own it, like own it.
Speaker 2: Right, just be like, yeah, this is I would want
Speaker 2: a live version of the black and white video to
Speaker 2: be happening while we're having.
Speaker 3: Our first dance.
Speaker 1: Wasn't John shirtless or maybe the bad Yeah there was.
Speaker 3: Like bead I don't flip out in the corner, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like have it just upstage from us a little bit,
Speaker 2: I don't know, throwing some babies if you want whatever like,
Speaker 2: but I want that happen, Like it's like a Dancing
Speaker 2: with the Stars moment where you've got a whole you know,
Speaker 2: there's a there's a story to it, and I think
Speaker 2: that would be amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's oh wait, Maddy said, do you want
Speaker 2: to hear the rap version real quick to solidify your vote?
Speaker 3: This is what need Let's let's let you go all right, ready,
Speaker 3: okay forever video Take twenty seven Action is going to
Speaker 3: make your rap song. You will yom hag so bad.
Speaker 3: It's not catchy. It reminds me of like do the Bartman.
Speaker 2: It was like when the Simpsons came out with a
Speaker 2: now album.
Speaker 3: It's giving that I'm picking that one. I'm picking the come.
Speaker 3: You can pore agraph a dance to that.
Speaker 1: You a whole line dance. You could have John John's
Speaker 1: going to be it any of our weddings anyways.
Speaker 3: You might exactly charge of a line dance exactly.
Speaker 2: And and best even better, you get the version.
Speaker 3: Since we said it's all.
Speaker 2: Of the versions, you you can live so many. I mean,
Speaker 2: you can have the silly version, the rap version, you
Speaker 2: could do a Medley's.
Speaker 1: I could choose your own adventure wedding.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, that's which I actually you know what,
Speaker 2: I actually am sad now that I didn't have Jesse's
Speaker 2: version of Forever as my wedding song. So you know,
Speaker 2: I see it now is a missed opportunity.
Speaker 3: Hang it.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe if you renew your vow as ever there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: le's have another ceremony and play this song.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 1: Okay, whew, that was an experience listening to that live.
Speaker 3: Thank you made. Okay, moving right along.
Speaker 1: Would you rather your husband sing during your first dance
Speaker 1: or he sings in the middle of the ceremony.
Speaker 2: It's sing during the first dance. I won't get the
Speaker 2: ceremony over with. Oh you I don't.
Speaker 3: It's like I don't know, I find one with there's
Speaker 3: like songs and all this.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I say this having done it
Speaker 2: at my first wedding, it was we had like it
Speaker 2: was like oh performances and things, you know, Yes, it
Speaker 2: was a big affair.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I think I.
Speaker 2: Uh, just sing just say that for the first dance, okay,
Speaker 2: you know, because he's gonna be singing forever.
Speaker 3: And potentially rapping it. So yeah, I want that live,
Speaker 3: want that live.
Speaker 1: That you know what, everybody got out your cell phone in.
Speaker 3: The middle of the ceremony. This needs to Yeah. See,
Speaker 3: I think it depends on the h I think. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: If I was marrying Joey McIntyre, i'd want him to
Speaker 1: sing during the cereah.
Speaker 3: I think that would be lovely.
Speaker 1: I don't mind a romantic ballad during a wedding ceremony,
Speaker 1: But if it's Michael, no, I don't want him singing
Speaker 1: to me during this ceremony.
Speaker 3: Depends on who's singing. It depends on who's singing.
Speaker 1: But if he's got a decent voice, I'm gonna say, ceremony,
Speaker 1: I'm a romantic, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sappy, I'm for it.
Speaker 1: I liked I like just as part of the Becky
Speaker 1: Jesse wedding. I thought, I just I.
Speaker 3: Find when well, I guess that's the thing.
Speaker 2: If he's he's singing, But still.
Speaker 3: It's I find that, uh.
Speaker 2: That people don't realize just how long like a three
Speaker 2: minute song is until you sit there and watch someone
Speaker 2: for three minutes. You know, yep, it's it always sounds good,
Speaker 2: and then you get there and you're like, what do
Speaker 2: I do with my hands? Where do I I don't
Speaker 2: know what to do, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 2: you're like, can we get us over? And you're like,
Speaker 2: we're only ninety seconds in. This is we got our halfway?
Speaker 2: You know, only halfway.
Speaker 1: This is true if you don't like attention on you,
Speaker 1: like it's not.
Speaker 3: It's like everyone's just staring at you.
Speaker 1: They're all just staring because there's nothing else to do
Speaker 1: except what.
Speaker 3: They're just thinking, how much longer is this gonna? I'm hungry?
Speaker 1: Well, and some people like John stay Moos enjoy McIntyre.
Speaker 1: They love that attention. They're like, let's right, there's somebody
Speaker 1: from the right. So it all depends on who who
Speaker 1: the groom is. I'm just I'm just saying, so, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with ceremony. I'm not with awkwardness and all. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's my final answer. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Would you rather have your reception in the Tanner's living
Speaker 2: room or the Tanner's backyard? And I feel this is
Speaker 2: a little biased with us because we've had our wedd
Speaker 2: hat in the backyard.
Speaker 3: Definitely backyard.
Speaker 1: Definitely backyard. There's way more space. You can adjust the space, actually,
Speaker 1: I mean space for for days. There's an entire redwood
Speaker 1: for us back there. So absolutely you could have like
Speaker 1: a just a weddings, yeah, or a five person wedding
Speaker 1: like you could a lope yep.
Speaker 3: Or you can have a big bash.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is it's multipurpose. Yeah, and I think it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Our our set designers today job they did.
Speaker 2: Do an amazing job and a lot of input which
Speaker 2: was so sweet and so level.
Speaker 3: We really got to pick out stuff. The couch weddings
Speaker 3: that we Yeah, I was like, oh, this is fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like chandelier, Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 3: It was beautiful. I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like couches instead of chairs, Like I think that
Speaker 1: you had that at your wedding. I did.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: I had like like mixed seating where it's like little
Speaker 2: couches chairs that I like. It just feels a little
Speaker 2: less formal and cookie cutter. I love.
Speaker 1: I think that's it's comfortable, it's different.
Speaker 2: It's yeahs And it also like makes it much easier
Speaker 2: to you know, turn like the backyard into the reception
Speaker 2: sort of area from the ceremony.
Speaker 3: Very true, very true. It's multipurpose, Yeah, this is this
Speaker 3: was this was easy. Backyard all the way.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, easy, peasy. Okay, would you rather marry Jesse
Speaker 1: Kitsopolis or Joey Gladstone.
Speaker 3: Uh? I mean I'd have to go with Joey.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just want somebody that makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah then, but but he's going to do the
Speaker 1: Popeye voice every time he kisses you. Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean on paper, Joey looks great, like, yes, Joey's
Speaker 1: the clear winner.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I couldn't say that. But he's, you know,
Speaker 3: still living in a basement. But he doesn't have.
Speaker 1: The toxic mail traits like Jesse. He's not just gonna,
Speaker 1: you know, ll off and find himself and drive his
Speaker 1: motorcycle across the bak like, no.
Speaker 2: He's not going to do that, but he's going to
Speaker 2: do his voice.
Speaker 1: He's gonna do yeah, all of them.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. Still I still would go.
Speaker 2: I still would to go funny, Okay, I still, yeah,
Speaker 2: I pick I'd picked Joey, You'd picked Joey.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna pick Joey too, Like poor John's
Speaker 1: gonna get such hate.
Speaker 3: You, but I'm just like you, John, You're very pretty. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're so pretty. You're so pretty. But Jesse.
Speaker 1: It's it says Jesse Katzopolis, not John Stamos, right, which
Speaker 1: may or may not change my answer.
Speaker 3: It won't change my answer. I'm still gonna go with Gladstone. Yep,
Speaker 3: that's a weird question to answer.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know that it's like because it's
Speaker 2: like they're like family and it's weird.
Speaker 3: But I guess.
Speaker 2: But if you had to pick based on, you know,
Speaker 2: temper mid alone, we're.
Speaker 3: Going with Gladstone.
Speaker 1: I think it's like when people ask us in media interviews,
Speaker 1: they're like, did you ever.
Speaker 3: Have a crush on John Stamos? No, Like that is
Speaker 3: a gross question.
Speaker 1: No, right, they're like our older brothers, and we do
Speaker 1: not think of them that way.
Speaker 2: Not even older brothers, like they're like my uncles. They're yes,
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's no.
Speaker 1: There's nothing remotely attractive about this. There just are our buddies.
Speaker 1: And yeah, this is kind of a weird question. So
Speaker 1: let's move on. We still picked Joey.
Speaker 3: Okay, again, I think I think it's I think I said, wait, no.
Speaker 2: Whatever, would you rather have your husband smear wedding cake
Speaker 2: on your face at the reception or show up to
Speaker 2: the ceremony with a tomato stained wress shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I hate the smearing of the
Speaker 1: wedding cake. I spend a lot of money on this face,
Speaker 1: on this one hair. I'm like, I don't it's not funny. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't do this at my wedding. So I'm I am,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not a fan of the smush, smushing the
Speaker 1: cake in the face. So I guess I'll go with
Speaker 1: the tomato stained shirt. Yeah, it kind of looks like
Speaker 1: a murder scene a little. You know, if you don't
Speaker 1: know this tomato even, it's like did.
Speaker 2: You write like did you kill someone out of a
Speaker 2: tree and do a tomato truck. It's okay, it happens, Okay,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: With some baby wipes, maybe you can get the tomato
Speaker 1: stains out.
Speaker 3: Maybe the Tomatoress shirt doesn't. That's just switch.
Speaker 1: Shirts with the best man. That's what you do, you know,
Speaker 1: grab somebody else's shirt, or.
Speaker 3: Just don't wear a shirt and just bow tie and
Speaker 3: jacket it. You know, there you go, all right, just just.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, if you're singing the rap version of Forever,
Speaker 2: you gotta wear that. Anyway, it's gonna be shirtless with
Speaker 2: his pants.
Speaker 3: So just skip right to that. You know, problem solved.
Speaker 1: Okay, Next, would you rather your in laws be the
Speaker 1: Donaldson's or the Kosoply we say kitsop Li and Jazz
Speaker 1: just a lot of it's a lot of syllables, all right,
Speaker 1: what would you think? Well, before I watched these wedding episodes,
Speaker 1: I would have picked the Donaldson's, But after meeting Kenneth
Speaker 1: and Nedra, I don't know. Like Kenneth is a little
Speaker 1: he's so intimidated, And I just have such a soft
Speaker 1: spot for Nick and Irene. I know, Nick is he's
Speaker 1: you know, problematic in a lot of ways. I love Irene.
Speaker 1: You know what, Irene might might swing this vote for me,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with Kitzopol because of Irene.
Speaker 2: I also thinks because of Irene and because they I
Speaker 2: think they're a little bit louder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like I would.
Speaker 2: Be more comfortable in that setting than uh than sort
Speaker 2: of pinched and yeah the proper.
Speaker 3: The Donaldson's are a little too buttoned up, Yeah, a
Speaker 3: little too square dancing. How the hell is she gonna
Speaker 3: square dance in that outfit? I don't know?
Speaker 1: The square see I wouldn't square dancing.
Speaker 3: I didn't peg Nedra for a square dancer.
Speaker 1: No, this was a miscast or a miss styled mis
Speaker 1: written somebody.
Speaker 3: They weren't really the Donaldson's.
Speaker 1: But they were just cause playing the Donaldson's.
Speaker 3: Oh they were.
Speaker 2: I don't know what if there's some mystery with Becky's origin,
Speaker 2: Oh like theyes in my head and I'm like conspiracy.
Speaker 1: Tin foil hat Jody. Okay, so we're going with k
Speaker 1: yes a leer winner. Thank you, Irene for being as
Speaker 1: we love you. Last question, it's yours.
Speaker 3: Would you rather? I think I know what the answer
Speaker 3: is going to be to this? Would you rather have
Speaker 3: Becky and Jesse's.
Speaker 2: Wedding or the Fuller House strip a wedding? No brainer?
Speaker 2: Not even yet, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: It's not even a question.
Speaker 1: This isn't a contest the Fuller Wedding all the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did we have we had drama.
Speaker 1: We lost the church or something, which is why we
Speaker 1: had to have it right. Yeah, the church got like,
Speaker 1: uh didn't we get locked out?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, they got the police officer something
Speaker 3: like that. I can't remember. Storyline. It was, no, it
Speaker 3: was that we got the church. I don't know it
Speaker 3: got like closed or repossessed, not repossessed, but like something
Speaker 3: like that something.
Speaker 1: Because I remember Joel the uh the acting coach he
Speaker 1: was in that he was in this episode has the
Speaker 1: police officer, so he did something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think or maybe I'm thinking. I don't know.
Speaker 3: We cannot remember story anyways, people.
Speaker 2: But you know what I can't remember is my stand
Speaker 2: in's last name that I hadn't seven years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I can remember that.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Fuller House trip a wedding all the way.
Speaker 3: That was the.
Speaker 2: Most amazing day because it was like a wedding without
Speaker 2: a wedding.
Speaker 1: It was Oh, it was great.
Speaker 3: It was great.
Speaker 1: Joy mctyre was there, Lisa Loebe was there, our parents
Speaker 1: were there, like.
Speaker 2: There was the whole bomb, Dave John Lord like it was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was so destined being like an eighteen hour day.
Speaker 2: I do remember that we we all actually really enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: It did feel kind of like a wedding. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful. We had had Tate, my son, Tate
Speaker 1: was in it. We had like David Lipper was there,
Speaker 1: Scott Menville I think was there, whatever, guy who was
Speaker 1: like we just get everybody back.
Speaker 3: It was so special.
Speaker 1: I loved it, although I do think Stephanie deserves her
Speaker 1: own wedding without sharing spotlight with DJ or kimmy nanny
Speaker 1: to walk you down.
Speaker 2: Mom.
Speaker 1: You you need you need your day to shine, Stephanie.
Speaker 3: It's it's I'm a middle child. I don't ever get one.
Speaker 3: It's okay, it's fine. That's why I moved away. You know.
Speaker 2: I was like, you guys, I get forgotten, you know,
Speaker 2: and so I'm going to go to live my own life,
Speaker 2: right and then you know, I had to come back.
Speaker 3: And to DJ Tanner and see if I could.
Speaker 2: Get a you know, really it started with the Pink
Speaker 2: Bunny and it's just been going ever since.
Speaker 3: So typical middle child. You know, it's fine. Nobody cares.
Speaker 3: This resolved trauma that we are not good, not at all. Yes,
Speaker 3: this was so much fun though. Oh this was great.
Speaker 1: This, This was a cute exercise.
Speaker 3: Loved it. Loved the wedding theme. Here for me too.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I love even more what we
Speaker 2: came in at under thirty minutes. We actually MINIESO did
Speaker 2: a minisode.
Speaker 3: What you know, there's still plenty of time for this
Speaker 3: to go along.
Speaker 2: We haven't done the outro yet now I know, but
Speaker 2: I'm just saying we you know, we we actually minied
Speaker 2: a minisode.
Speaker 3: We did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so proud of us. Look because we cut out
Speaker 1: the pre show chatter. That's why, I mean, that's why
Speaker 1: we are on time for once in our lives.
Speaker 3: There you go and go. We can do.
Speaker 1: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Speaker 3: What is it of even a blind chicken gets a
Speaker 3: kernel of corn every once.
Speaker 2: In a while.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'll go next door.
Speaker 1: I'll ask the angry cock next door and ask, you know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Thank you guys for listening. Thank you fan ritos.
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Speaker 2: we'll see you next time. And remember the world is small,
Speaker 2: but the house is full of pantsless friends.
Speaker 3: Oh friends, so.
Speaker 1: Curball, I wasn't expecting that one.
Speaker 3: Be careful.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, when your mother in law walks in,
Speaker 2: keep your pants up, guys. It's a good recommendation anyway,
Speaker 2: all right, good model hie Hi