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Speaker 1: The Volume.

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Speaker 2: Just a reminder you can catch us recording this podcast

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Jenkins.

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Speaker 2: And Jones on The Volume podcast Network. It is Thursday,

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Speaker 2: July thirteenth, and we are live on AMP, back with

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Speaker 2: my boys after we had a great family trip to

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Speaker 2: Las Vejas. So excited to be talking to you guys

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Speaker 2: on AMP today. And obviously if you're not catching a

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Speaker 2: live on AMP, it's on all the other platforms after

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Speaker 2: I don't think we're doing a Saturday show that We're

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Speaker 2: not doing a Saturday show this weekend, so this is

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Speaker 2: it and then we'll see y'all on Sunday.

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Speaker 3: But fellas, it's great to see you on Zoom.

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Speaker 2: But I have to say, I know there's no way

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Speaker 2: for us to record live regularly given our current living circumstances.

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Speaker 3: But that shit was so fun.

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Speaker 1: Bro, that shit was fun as hell. We took it

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Speaker 1: back to the basics of podcasting right like the Foundation

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Speaker 1: three guys in the room. Well for you know, with

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Speaker 1: the Holy Trails.

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Speaker 4: We see each other like three times a week on here,

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Speaker 4: and we chatted up and shit like that. But it's

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Speaker 4: it's also good to have that reminder like, oh, we're

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Speaker 4: like really really really really friends, you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 4: Like outside of the pod hanging together, that was I

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Speaker 4: mean that I don't know that shit's enrich and Dog,

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Speaker 4: you know, we had like some moments like Dog, we're

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Speaker 4: really in Vegas with our families because of fucking Jickens

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Speaker 4: and Jones. Holy shit, you know, it's wild. It's the

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Speaker 4: dumbest thing ever.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 4: If like in twenty fifteen and we was arguing over

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Speaker 4: the silliest shit, somebody would have said that I would

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Speaker 4: have told them to shut the fuck up.

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Speaker 5: If I would have traveled back to tell myself that.

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Speaker 1: That nigga would have told me to shut the fuck up.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Like, so bro, just crazy, man.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate you all. Love the hell out of y'all. Man,

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Speaker 4: It was hell of good just to see y'all, put

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Speaker 4: my hands on you and get a kiss the cheeks,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was funny.

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Speaker 2: It was like the studio, Like I knew the studio

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Speaker 2: is gonna be cool, and my kids and shar were

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Speaker 2: all very excited to be there and to be out

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Speaker 2: there with us. But I was like, like we were

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Speaker 2: talking in the group, I was mostly just excited to

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Speaker 2: have someone pay us money for me to give you

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Speaker 2: guys a hug, Like right, exactly, bro Okay, so so funny,

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Speaker 2: funny Vegas story. Because we did we talked a little

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Speaker 2: bit about how much we all love Summer League. But

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Speaker 2: I'm in love with that shit again.

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Speaker 3: I told you so. Listen.

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Speaker 2: I'd been kind of boycotting the Summer League for like

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Speaker 2: ten years, fifteen years since it left Long Beach because

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Speaker 2: all of that shit used to be at the Pyramid

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Speaker 2: five minutes from the crib, right, And when they went

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Speaker 4: Sommer League, Like we don't even like they too good

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Speaker 4: for Long Beach would to Vegas, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, like blah blah blah blah. But like it was

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Speaker 2: my second year going back, and like there was just

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Speaker 2: this hilarious moments to me. We were all staying. We

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Speaker 2: which our hotel, as John has said, had like the

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Speaker 2: And then the three of us just where we all

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Speaker 2: We were giving each other a bear hug, and I

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Speaker 1: We didn't give a fuck what Josh get. We'll funk

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Speaker 1: about Giddy, you know what I mean. I was like

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Speaker 1: the most the comment I made Josh Giddy over there,

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Speaker 1: Timothy Shallamee look at motherfucker. That was it. That was

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Speaker 3: That was how Tyler walked up Shallamay looking all right

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Speaker 3: as always? Jenkus and Jones hosted by Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler.

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Speaker 1: Everybody have the gillion.

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Speaker 3: Jeter Jenkins aka John wasn't Bubbas.

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Speaker 2: I'm GUARDI b A k A Mike, mother fucking fucking

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Speaker 2: Mike mother fresh from.

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Speaker 1: Vegas, from Vegas residency. It's motherfucking Mike.

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Speaker 2: Let it be known because I don't want the I

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Speaker 2: have to beat the Vegas guy allegations that my voice

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Speaker 2: All Star baseball team from Long Beach that my son

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Speaker 2: is on.

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Speaker 4: You went in Vegas streets, you know, right, Yeah, y'all

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Speaker 4: know Vegas.

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Speaker 3: It offers so much to me. And then wait to

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Speaker 3: get to those slots.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 2: We got a picture of Maya thought the funniest thing

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Speaker 2: to be twenty one or whatever to gamble. She thought

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Speaker 2: a stuffed lamb, like stuffed animal. That's her that has

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Speaker 2: like a very developed mythology like it like this, lambs

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Speaker 2: you know, Charlotte, the slots look like video games, right,

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Speaker 2: so it's like one with the Unicorn in mind. It's like,

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Speaker 2: I want to play the Unicorn game. It's like, well,

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Speaker 2: that is exactly what they want you to want. But no,

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Speaker 2: like we're not going to do that. And so then

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Speaker 2: shar was like, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: This is like gambling.

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Speaker 2: This is what it is. This is how they make

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Speaker 2: know it's only for when you're twenty one. And Maya

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Speaker 2: just looked at her and said, well, Lambe's twenty one

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Speaker 2: and then put her stuff Lamb down in the chair.

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Speaker 2: So we have all these photos of like Lamby playing

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Speaker 4: My one literally one of the literally actually only ourselves crazy.

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Speaker 2: All right, this is not gonna be a real sports

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Speaker 2: heavy show. Notoriously, it's Major League Baseball All Star Week.

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Speaker 2: Nothing happened in sports this week except that Lebron James

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Speaker 2: made huge headlines at the ESPIS last night, putting everyone's

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Speaker 2: fears to rest by announcing he will not retire uh

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Speaker 2: and will indeed be back. Gentlemen, how shocked are you

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Speaker 2: on a scale of one two a thousand.

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Speaker 1: If he finally talked to us off the ledge. We

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Speaker 1: were all just waiting with Beata, but we knew Brown

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Speaker 1: is to which of a drama queen to not have

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Speaker 1: that sin off? And he deserves a fucking you know,

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Speaker 1: season long sind off. Right, So so yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 1: think that Brown was was seriously going to retire. For

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Speaker 4: I didn't think he was going to retire, but I was.

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Speaker 4: It stressed me out a little bit. I didn't like

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Speaker 4: hearing him talk about that. The feeling of him even

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Speaker 4: bringing that up, you know, just just ooh, Like it

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Speaker 4: that's that's I mean.

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Speaker 3: I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't wasn't sitting here worried, like you know, when

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Speaker 4: he's he gonna let us know. We knew what time

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Speaker 4: it was, but you're hearing him talk about it did

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Speaker 4: make me feel some type of way.

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Speaker 2: It's it's like when your parents were fighting and you

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Speaker 3: Do dot yet? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: It was like a warm up fight, and you were like,

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Speaker 2: but this is exercising emotions.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to exercise right now. Did you waste it? Though?

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Speaker 4: Like there's there's some niggas that can retire, like Paul

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Speaker 4: Pierce could have suited. My parents could have just got

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Speaker 1: Though we didn't. We didn't need you know, they don't

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Speaker 4: We need you all to go ahead, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 2: Separately, my brother and I had the feeling that if

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Speaker 2: and we were correct.

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Speaker 2: There are definitely parents who just needed to just like

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Speaker 2: Right on my parents' side, it's like y'all probably could

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Speaker 2: have seen this coming. Maybe maybe separate the finances first,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Let's lay some groundwork, like

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Speaker 2: let's put the railroad tracks now first, before you start

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Speaker 2: start the train up, you know what I mean? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, I think I actually listened to the speech

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Speaker 2: I'm I am really interested in Braun like I think

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Speaker 2: sometimes he I mean, he's rightfully clowned for being unintentionally

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Speaker 2: his incentive to do that at this point? But he said,

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Speaker 2: and I believe him. In the speech, he's like, I

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Speaker 2: will tell you I really did think at the end

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Speaker 2: of this season about whether I want to keep playing

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Speaker 2: or not. And he said, it actually has been the

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Speaker 2: last couple of seasons, and I hadn't talked about it

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Speaker 2: publicly before. It's like the last couple of seasons at

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Speaker 2: the end of the year, I really needed to sit

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Speaker 2: down and go do what is this something I want

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Speaker 2: to keep doing? Why do I want to keep doing it?

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Speaker 2: What am I doing it for? And he said in

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Speaker 2: the speech, he's like, I don't care what other records

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Speaker 2: I break.

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I think he even said, and I love this. He's like,

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Speaker 2: I don't care what I can and can't do on

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Speaker 2: the floor. Uh, you know, the real question for me

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Speaker 2: is can I play without cheating the game? The day

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Speaker 2: I can't give everything on the floor as a day,

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Speaker 2: I'll be done. Lucky for you guys, that day is

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Speaker 2: not today.

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 3: Thirty games thirty a game.

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Speaker 4: I don't think you cheaged shit, bro, you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean? You still got on me, thank god.

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Speaker 2: So then the entire SPS audience drops to one knee

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Speaker 1: You know, sir, that that's protoctypical broad right, Like bron

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Speaker 2: And I think that's what bothered That's what bothers people.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: He was just like kind of beating his chest. I

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Speaker 3: I mean, and the statements he made.

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Speaker 4: I feel like that makes sense, Like thinking about Doe,

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Speaker 4: I want to play this again. When you're not doing

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Speaker 4: what you want to do, you know, you're not reaching

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Speaker 4: your goals. Like the team stunk the year before last,

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Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. They stunk most of this

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Speaker 5: Or I mean out of the cheating the game shit?

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Speaker 4: Like that's more grandiose, but I feel like the like

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Speaker 5: Unfathomable for him, you know. So, I mean it makes sense.

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Speaker 4: So I feel like, yeah, there's there's moments when he's grandiose,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see Bron being the first player ever

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Speaker 2: to do a two seasons send off, like instead of

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Speaker 4: The word Brady, yeah, will be next to the last.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is my blackwater right before finale.

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Speaker 3: I'm breaking this last season into two seasons. Baby, let's

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Speaker 3: all right.

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Speaker 2: The only other sports news the NBA did officially approved

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Speaker 2: rule changes regarding flopping that they will implement what they've

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Speaker 2: been doing uh.

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Speaker 3: At Summer League.

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Speaker 2: They did specify that this will not be a challengeable

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Speaker 2: call at least the start.

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Speaker 3: We'll see how that goes.

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Speaker 2: And also if a coach wins their challenge, they get

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Speaker 2: another challenge. Now, okay, cool, cool, long overdue, But I

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Speaker 2: also just hate any rule change that includes the words

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Speaker 2: more challenges. I just like and I understand that the right,

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Speaker 2: you know, the rise of gambling and sports is driving

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Speaker 2: a lot of this stuff. But for me, I just

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Speaker 2: think it's okay if every single call in professional sports

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Speaker 2: Like to me, it's like you're trying because it's still

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Speaker 2: first of not going to be the case every call

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Speaker 2: is one hundred percent correct, but now it's slower Like

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Speaker 2: that's I guess that's just how I feel about it.

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Speaker 4: But I think the thing is there are two bad

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Speaker 4: calls that can affect the game. I don't think there's three,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, I can affect the result

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Speaker 4: of the game, you feel me Like three bad calls

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Speaker 4: that are ruin an important game. I like that, but

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Speaker 4: you could you could fuck up once and then fuck

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Speaker 4: up again. So I think those two challenges gives them

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Speaker 4: a chance to kind of correct that, you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean? If a niggas make if they make it

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Speaker 4: three calls that are like and yeah, get them to

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Speaker 4: send them down direct league dog and telling them start

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Speaker 4: the fuck over.

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Speaker 1: You feel what I'm saying, So.

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Speaker 3: You give them the sorry punishment. You gotta go back.

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Speaker 3: You gotta go all the way back.

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Speaker 4: Right right right right on your pieces right, don't pass

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Speaker 4: go you feel me?

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Speaker 3: All right? Well?

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Speaker 2: Netflix says this new show Quarterbacks coming out where you know,

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Speaker 2: they're micing up quarterbacks, and had us kind of thinking

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Speaker 2: about what are some other funny jobs, non sports jobs

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Speaker 2: you could have, uh, that would be funny to have

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Speaker 2: and Jackson are gonna come up with, like, what would

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Speaker 2: I what would the funniest job you could think of

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Speaker 2: be to have miked up? I'm gonna go first because

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Speaker 2: I was want to come up with a segment. I

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Speaker 2: think porn Star is by far easily number one the funny.

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Speaker 1: Aren't they miked up? Though?

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Speaker 3: No, I mean, like.

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Speaker 6: I'm saying, Bro, I think we I think we already

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Speaker 6: got that by by I just think like watching Silent

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Speaker 6: Air of Porn, Bro, you know what I mean, black

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Speaker 6: and white?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: You like going over their backs?

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Speaker 2: Aren't just miked up during the play, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean, They're miked up in between the plays. That's

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Speaker 2: the stuff. Like, That's what I think would be the

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Speaker 4: Like he wants to hear the perk bottle when they

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Speaker 4: popped the perk, right, Nigga, he wants to hear that

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Speaker 4: motherfucker jiglin nigga.

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Speaker 2: I just think it's fun that, like probably portn is

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Speaker 2: probably the only thing that more people in America watch

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Speaker 2: than the NFL. But because it's like, because we're so

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Speaker 2: like puritanical, like most of the time, society is pretending

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Speaker 2: it doesn't exist, even though it's like all of the

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Speaker 2: movies and video games and music that you hear people

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Speaker 2: talk about get less streams important.

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Speaker 3: Right, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like it like there should be entertainment reporters reporting on

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Speaker 2: porn and shit, but there's no like no one reports

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Speaker 2: on it. There's like I don't know, it just kind

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Speaker 2: of always cracks me up. It's such a stupid American

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Speaker 2: thing like that that it's so like whispered about still

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Speaker 4: Thousands, like it's not one of the big it is

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Speaker 4: it the biggest industry? Like there's more money in porn

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Speaker 4: and damn near anything else other than maybe tech.

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Speaker 2: You feel me, right, right, right, right, yeah, exactly, So

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Speaker 2: that's my that's my I'm starting it off with porn star.

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Speaker 1: Well, shit, I'm I'm gonna go on the other end

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Speaker 1: of the spectrum. I'm gonna say school teacher because kids

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Speaker 1: are fucking hilarious. I remember, I remember when I was

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Speaker 3: The first time? It happened during during the recording?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, a second back, you cut off right when

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Speaker 2: you teacher, right when you started, So you said school

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Speaker 2: teachers because kids are hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, kids are fucking hilarious. I remember when I was

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to ship on his kid's dream and

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Speaker 1: tell him you can't, you know, motherfucking man and black

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Speaker 1: when you grow up? Right, So I just had to

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Speaker 1: It intrigued him about that and all that, and you

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Speaker 1: like I said, I didn't want to be the dickhead

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Speaker 1: ship on the kids dreams, even though that you know

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that was right, right.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't want like, you know, a Popeye shift leader.

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Speaker 4: Dog, you feel me, y'all work fast food right, like

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Speaker 4: the funniest people on the planet and the wildest people

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Speaker 4: on the planet. Dog, there needs to be a fool

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Speaker 4: I know it's gonna be funny. There's gonna be fist fights,

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Speaker 7: I had the exact same thought because I was like,

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Speaker 7: this guy.

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Speaker 3: Right right, right, right.

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Speaker 7: Fucking Bob's back, damn, like it's gonna be it. It's

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Speaker 5: All day, every day is hilarious.

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Speaker 4: I worked at Hearty's and I got fired on my

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Speaker 4: day off because my homie showed up late for too many,

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Speaker 4: And so I went up there, raised hell, pushed the

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Speaker 4: shift leet and was about I was. I was ready

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Speaker 1: But it was just old. I guess what it was

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Speaker 8: I was like eighteen, and so I was like, I

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Speaker 8: pushed his ass to his desk, ready to fight over anything,

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Speaker 8: drove off listening the motherfucking no limit, and got my

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Speaker 3: Nigga.

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Speaker 1: They called me and gave me the job back.

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Speaker 4: That's what working you know, on the line at a

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Speaker 3: You feel me.

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Speaker 1: So hi, my homie back too. We both got our

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Speaker 1: gigs back, nigga.

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Speaker 4: And then the the like the manager of the whole store,

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Speaker 4: he came and he said, man, why are you threatened

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Speaker 4: to fight the white man dog and bust out laughter

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Speaker 4: my first night back dog.

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Speaker 1: She man just really used to hate and try to

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Speaker 1: I used to hate you, bro.

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Speaker 3: You bro?

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Speaker 4: And I remember his reason was he only wanted to

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Speaker 4: buy shoes with his money. Who gives a fuck, nigga,

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Speaker 4: you got seventy eight kids, not me, bro, You feel me.

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Speaker 5: I don't want sneaker money.

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Speaker 1: That's that's my.

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Speaker 3: Responsibility at ats to buy sneakers, you feel me.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, man, I wonder which one of those jobs

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Speaker 2: would of those different options, would lose their job fastest

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Speaker 2: with being miked up. And I'm gonna it'll probably be teachers,

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Speaker 2: because like, that's only like teachers would not sign up

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Speaker 2: for you to hear the stuff that they say about

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Speaker 2: your kids.

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Speaker 3: Kids.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm telling you, as the child of a school,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you this.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, that's right, yes, yes, yes, yes, you

451
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Speaker 2: can love all the children while still acknowledging the reality.

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Speaker 1: Of there's gonna be a dictator too in the batch. Bro,

453
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Speaker 1: It's just simple.

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Speaker 3: It is what it is. It's just math, baby, It's

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Speaker 3: just math, all right.

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Speaker 2: This episode is brought to you by the brand new

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Speaker 2: docu series Quarterback, Netflix's first ever partnership.

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Speaker 3: With the NFL. Quarterback takes a unique look at each

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Speaker 3: season told through the lens of NFL quarterbacks Patrick Mahomes,

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Speaker 3: Kirk Cousins, and Marcus Mariota.

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Speaker 1: You get an unprecedented window into the toughest job in

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Speaker 1: sports by following those quarterbacks throughout the twenty twenty two

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Speaker 1: season on and off the field. This is the.

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Speaker 4: First time ever that the NFL allowed quarterbacks to be

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Speaker 4: miked up for every single game of the season.

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Speaker 2: I'm really excited about this show. I loved all the

467
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Speaker 2: promos so far. You know, like, obviously I'll do respect

468
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Speaker 2: to Kirk Cousins as Marcus Mariota, but like having Pat

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Speaker 2: Mahomes miked up during this season is you know, for

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Speaker 2: as cool as the Last Dance and these kind of

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Speaker 2: like retrospective documentaries have been having a real time access

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Speaker 2: to one of the top athletes on planet Earth like that.

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Speaker 2: I just think it is incredible. You know, I've known

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Speaker 2: a lot of NFL guys, so much more goes into

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Speaker 2: what they do than I think anyone has any idea

476
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Speaker 2: of how insane those jobs are, how insane a quarterback's

477
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Speaker 2: life is. They're basically a Fortune five hundred CEO who

478
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Speaker 2: also is expected to be one of the best athletes

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Speaker 2: on the planet. But like every word they say is examined,

480
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Speaker 2: you know, all that, And so we actually get to

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Speaker 2: hear Patrick Mahomes and you know, like the more unvarnished

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Speaker 2: what he actually sounds like when he's doing what he's

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Speaker 2: what he really does, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Pat Mahomes is one of those guys where the

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Speaker 1: more you hear from him, especially when he's you know,

486
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Speaker 1: not all suit and tied up, you know, in the

487
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Speaker 1: postgame press is giving you the you know, the cliche

488
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Speaker 1: answers and all that, the more I like the kid.

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Speaker 1: There's a scene that's going viral right now when they

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Speaker 1: were talking about, you know, in the playoffs, do they

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Speaker 1: want to see Buffalo or the Bengals next, and Pat

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Speaker 1: Maholmes like, I mean, we match up better with Buffalo.

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Speaker 1: But he was like, but I want the Bengals. They've

494
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Speaker 1: been talking too much, right and that is just like

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Speaker 1: you know gold right there. That is you know, a

496
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Speaker 1: champion mentality right there. And Pat Mahomes Pops was sitting

497
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Speaker 1: right there, you know, just chilling nod in his head

498
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Speaker 1: like yeah, that's my boy, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: So so yeah, Like I said, the more the more

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Speaker 1: insight we get into Pat Mahomes, the more I like

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Speaker 1: the kid.

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Speaker 2: I would like to suggest before John closes the add

503
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Speaker 2: out that for quarterbacks too.

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Speaker 3: They also make up Pat Mahomes's dad.

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Speaker 1: Yes, need that, need woking on that, Joe Burrow, you

506
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Speaker 1: feel me.

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Speaker 5: Quarterback is now available on Netflix.

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Speaker 4: Netflix, so after you're done listening to our show, make

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Speaker 4: sure to check it out.

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Speaker 9: Netflix is giving you exclusive access to see what it

511
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Speaker 9: takes to be an NFL quarterback.

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Speaker 3: I'm here all day see.

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Speaker 9: Kirk Cousins, Marcus Mariota, and Super Bowl champion Patrick Mahomes

514
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Speaker 9: balance all the pressures that come with the toughest job

515
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Speaker 9: in sports.

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Speaker 1: Quarterback is more about the mental sun from game day

517
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Speaker 1: to home life.

518
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Speaker 9: See these quarterbacks like you've never seen them before.

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Speaker 1: Quarterback only on Netflix. Watch.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's talk about I sent you all this yesterday

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Speaker 2: in the group chat. Let's talk about those web Telescope

522
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Speaker 2: pics of the part of the universe where stars are

523
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Speaker 2: being born. What the fuck did y'allo? If you if

524
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Speaker 2: you've not seen this photo positive episode, go on Twitter,

525
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Speaker 2: go on Google, wherever the fuck you go to, go

526
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Speaker 2: on threads to find Mark Zuckerberg's opinion about stars or whatever.

527
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Speaker 2: But go look up the photo that the web Telescope

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Speaker 2: put out yesterday of an area of the universe.

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Speaker 4: You were pro Elon with these anti Zuckerberg takes.

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Speaker 3: I'm not pro. I'm not pro either of them.

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Speaker 5: Fuck pro both of them equally though anyway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'd rather fight Elon for show.

533
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Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, that nigga zucker bar got abs.

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Speaker 2: What struck me about this photo, Like something I've always

535
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Speaker 2: thought about is we don't like we see Earth and

536
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Speaker 2: time through the lens of our eyeballs and our brain's

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Speaker 2: ability to process. But I know all three of us,

538
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Speaker 2: like nature documentaries when you watch like a plant grow

539
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Speaker 2: on planet Earth where.

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Speaker 3: It's like sped up.

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Speaker 2: If we saw the world like that, the plant looks

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Speaker 2: like it's like one of us like it. It looks

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Speaker 2: like it's moving, you know, like you see it kind

544
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Speaker 2: of like reach towards the sun or whatever. And this,

545
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Speaker 2: to me is like an even more extreme version of that.

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Speaker 2: It's like if you really pull back far enough. And

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying that there's a god that can do

548
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Speaker 2: that or whatever, but it like almost the more I

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Speaker 2: see of the universe, the more it would make sense

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Speaker 2: to me. You know, like you just see, Oh, someone

551
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Speaker 2: could watch stars being born the same way that I

552
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Speaker 2: watched my kids being born.

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Speaker 3: Like, and the.

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Speaker 2: Way the photo looks, it looks not human, but it does.

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Speaker 2: It looks biological, you know what I mean. Like it

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Speaker 2: looks like a birth, not like some random collection of

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Speaker 2: gases a ga jillion miles away, which is what it

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Speaker 2: actually is. But yeah, I got stuck on that photo.

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Speaker 2: I sat and looked at that shit for a good

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Speaker 2: five minutes and just like contemplated and then went back

561
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Speaker 2: to being stressed about dumb work shit.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I'm kind of on the same shit with you.

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Speaker 1: Where shit like that just makes me realize how the

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Speaker 1: universe just works on a massive time scale that I

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Speaker 1: don't think we can wrap our brains around, right, because

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Speaker 1: like this whole star being born process, that's gonna take

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Speaker 1: billions of years, you know what I'm saying. If planets

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Speaker 1: form around them and create a solar system, that's gonna

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Speaker 1: take billions of years. Like the Earth is like four

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Speaker 1: and a half billion years old and humans have only

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Speaker 1: been on this motherfucker like two hundred thousand years, like

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Speaker 1: Homo savings, right, And it's just it's like that that

573
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Speaker 1: just makes me realize just how fucking massive, Like like

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Speaker 1: the time scale for shit to work out in the

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Speaker 1: universe is bro for me.

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Speaker 4: It's just like when I told you so, this may

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Speaker 4: be the one of the top three most amazing images

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Speaker 4: I've ever seen, like things period, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 4: like the beauty of the birth of a star. And

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Speaker 4: I just I'm like, you know, like you were saying,

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Speaker 4: like we've only been here for such a short period

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Speaker 4: of time, what.

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Speaker 5: All is going on that we can't see?

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Speaker 4: There's so much that we can't possibly witness, And it

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Speaker 4: just makes me feel like I was wondering, like what

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Speaker 4: am I missing out on that's going on? And like

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Speaker 4: Don Kennedy has a song where he wants to like,

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Speaker 4: you know, he talks about how he wants to look

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Speaker 4: over like la when he when he's when he's you know,

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Speaker 4: the crib you feel me and like, of.

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Speaker 5: Course I want to, you know, see what's going on

592
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Speaker 5: with my people and shit like that, but I also

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Speaker 5: want to see what's going on with the universe.

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Speaker 1: Man, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: I hope it's I hope, you know, in the afterlife

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Speaker 4: that I'd like to believe in that I can experience

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Speaker 4: what we aren't allowed to experience as humans.

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Speaker 5: And I mean, it's just what it.

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Speaker 4: Makes me feel like nothing is by you know, nothing

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Speaker 4: is done, like it's not by coincidence.

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Speaker 5: But it's also like it's hard to it's so it.

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Speaker 4: Feels like it's impossible for me to fully wrap my

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Speaker 4: brain around you know what it took for all of

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Speaker 4: this to exist, you know what I mean. But it

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Speaker 4: also makes it feel very relatable, like I related to

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Speaker 4: that image, like Mike was saying, So, I don't know,

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Speaker 4: it's interesting, it.

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Speaker 2: Was it was a it's a trip, bro, like you

609
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Speaker 2: both mentioned the space time thing. Something I think about

610
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Speaker 2: all the time is whenever people talk about like stories

611
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Speaker 2: being believable like whatever else. I like, stories obviously are

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Speaker 2: how our brains relate to like life and make sense

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Speaker 2: of things. But It's like I always think that the

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Speaker 2: most unbelievable thing about every story is that it starts

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Speaker 2: and ends right, like, oh, you just happen to open

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Speaker 2: this book or start this movie on the most interesting

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Speaker 2: day of this woman's life or what, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean, Like that's not what lives are, like, that's

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Speaker 2: not what the universe is like. And like y'all said it,

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Speaker 2: like we're not even a blink on the earth yet,

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Speaker 2: Like we think like us as individuals are super important,

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Speaker 2: but we as a species are not important on a

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Speaker 2: like on the universal scale, except that as far as

624
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Speaker 2: we know where the only species has figured out how

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Speaker 2: to ascend into space right and to get these kinds of.

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Speaker 3: Photos or whatever. But like we literally might be not

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Speaker 3: even in the prologue.

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Speaker 2: Of the story of the universe yet, and we have

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Speaker 2: no idea, like our whole species might not be around

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Speaker 2: for whatever it is that's gonna happen, Like maybe something

631
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Speaker 2: it's gonna happen, and maybe we'll all be gone before

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Speaker 2: like obviously us as individuals, but like maybe all traces

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Speaker 2: of human.

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Speaker 3: Being, you know what I mean. Like that's what trips.

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Speaker 2: Me out, is like will we be dinosaur bones at

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Speaker 2: some point, you know what I mean, will like one hundred,

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Speaker 2: you know, fifty million years from now, well, some other

638
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Speaker 2: species that does not kill each other or separate itself

639
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 2: based on race or whatever else be looking at our

640
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: buildings like, oh, it's those weird ass buildings that used

641
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 2: to have with the corners, you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. That trips me out, Like I think

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Speaker 2: about that shit a lot.

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Speaker 4: The more I think of us as humans, the more

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Speaker 4: I think we're the first of our time because we

646
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Speaker 4: just have so little figured out when it comes to

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Speaker 4: just the human part, Like, like, I don't I don't

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Speaker 4: think like the advanced version of like us would deal

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Speaker 4: with racism. It seems like it's you know what I mean,

650
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Speaker 4: it's just such a right sit you know what I mean.

651
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Speaker 4: And so I mean, that's that's crazy thing. But we

652
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Speaker 4: probably are in the early part of our kind and hopefully, hopefully,

653
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Speaker 4: you know, the more developed version doesn't deal with the

654
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Speaker 4: dumbest shit that we do with thin can you know.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, I just the more I think about how

656
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 4: silly we I mean, we're so important, you know, but

657
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Speaker 4: so small at the same time, because we're probably the

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Speaker 4: first walk but we may be, but also.

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Speaker 5: We we we we move in such dumb.

660
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Speaker 4: Ways being the smartest beings that we know, you know

661
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 4: what I mean to exist on the planet, I mean

662
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 4: just in the universe.

663
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, all right.

664
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 2: Uh, let's end on Dookie. But of the week, I'm

665
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 2: gonna go first, real easy for me. Mine is the

666
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: guy who carved his name into the coliseum in Rome,

667
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: uh and then offered the legal argument when he found

668
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 2: out he was going to like go to jail and

669
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,719
Speaker 2: be fine millions of dollars. His legal argument was, oh,

670
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was a significant old building.

671
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 3: It's the coliseum, bro, I'm not surprised. I didn't you what.

672
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that motherfucker's stupid. Oh I didn't know what. What

673
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: the fuck was he for? How do you chisel into marble? Like?

674
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,719
Speaker 1: Did that motherfucker come out there with the hammer and

675
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: the ship like like on a real Roman ship? Like

676
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: you didn't research your dog?

677
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 2: Brutus Brutus was here. There's parts of the coliseum that

678
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 2: have survived that are not marble. That's it looks like

679
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 2: almost old clay or something like that. Let me someone

680
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,479
Speaker 2: else going, I'll look that up.

681
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: Actually, Okay, well, my dookie butt. Is that motherfucker at

682
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: Northwestern what Pat Fitzgerald? Y'all heard about that ship? Yes, stupid, look.

683
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 3: Tell people what it is for people who haven't heard.

684
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:34,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, basically, there was some some hazing going on

685
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: at Northwestern football and we need we need to examine

686
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: that person because who the fuck are you as a

687
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: Northwestern football player to think that's some elite club that

688
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: you need to haze motherfuckers into Like this ship is

689
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: all dumb to beget with. There was an investigation done, right,

690
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: and a quote unquote independent investigation done because there were

691
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: allegations of hazing and sexual abuse and racism done by

692
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: you know, more senior players to the more junior players,

693
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: and Northwestern conducted a quote unquote independent you know investigation

694
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: where they hired a law firm and they said that,

695
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: you know, Pat Fitzgerald wasn't aware of any of this

696
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: and they just were gonna suspend him for like a

697
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Then the student newspaper at Northwestern actually

698
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: reached out to the to the kid who came forward,

699
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: you know, under the sake of antonymity, and and there

700
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: were some more details that are presented in their investigation

701
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: and then you know, that's when Northwestern realized, Okay, this

702
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: motherfucker got to go. And the thing about this is, bro,

703
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: this dude was there for seventeen years and he just

704
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: had a one and eleven season and he wasn't even

705
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: on the hot bed for that, right, and he fucked

706
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: that up because you're gonna be a dickhead. And there

707
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: were there were fucking you know. The kid who came

708
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: forward said that there was the group of Hayes dudes

709
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: were called the Shrek Gang and they would like run

710
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: up on on you know, like freshmen and transfers when

711
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: they fucked up in practice, and do all types of

712
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: foulshit to them. And they said that Fitzgerald used to

713
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: be in an art because he would do a like

714
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: a double clap to let right.

715
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: The way they like march people was they would do

716
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 2: like a double clap over their head. And they said

717
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 2: that the coach did that over some players heads.

718
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so so yeah, so so fuck that guy.

719
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: And then the whole thing is is like the fucking

720
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: Fitzgerald after his you know, his punishment got moved from

721
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: a suspension till firing. He was like, well, this wasn't

722
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: communicated with me. I have talked with my legal counsel

723
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: to see what further steps we can take. Care like, goddamn,

724
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: you just ain't gonna own up the ship. Huh right,

725
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: Like fuck that guy.

726
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, fuck him.

727
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 4: My dookie butt of the week is the white man

728
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 4: that had the nerve to be white and look at Tyler,

729
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 4: mister monopoly man, how dare you the monopoly man looking?

730
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: Motherfucker? Is my dukie butt of the week. Put him

731
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: looking like a Bond villain. I ain't know what the

732
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: fuck is going on.

733
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 3: Oh hell no.

734
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm so.

735
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 2: Glad we got that social clip, and I have to say, uh,

736
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 2: I know we gave a lot of love to the

737
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: Blue Wires Studios during the show, but the fact that

738
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,239
Speaker 2: they had a camera, like a crowd work camera so

739
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: that we could have video look like, like, I don't

740
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 2: know the last time I was as happy as I

741
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 2: was when Jackson. I don't know if it was Jackson

742
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 2: or someone a Blue where I was like.

743
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 3: No, we have video of the guys. I think Jackson said,

744
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 3: this is the greatest news of all time. All right, Jackson,

745
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 3: you got one?

746
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: Yes, I And then I have more information on the

747
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 2: Coliseum thing.

748
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with Elon musk not. I want to

749
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 7: be clear, I'm not pro Zuck or pro Elon.

750
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,240
Speaker 3: Big threats guy, Hi Jackson.

751
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 7: But is my dookie bet of the week because they

752
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 7: obviously him and zuckhirre doing this like sparring thing both

753
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 7: online and now they're like they might actually fight, and

754
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 7: we all thought already that Elon would not do well

755
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 7: in the fight. But then the picks came out was

756
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 7: it yesterday or two days ago of Zuck training with

757
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 7: Audis Anya and and someone else. I'm like, dude, and

758
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 7: Zuck like looks great, like he looks kind of jacked.

759
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, this guy, this is not this is

760
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 7: a no contest. This is fuck the smiling.

761
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 3: After right, right right right?

762
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: I told you Zuck got them them Lemur eyes, bro.

763
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: You know, you know call of flower ears and Lemur eyes.

764
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 1: You don't want problem with with gods with those two things.

765
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: But but but I heard that. I heard they're just

766
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: gonna make it just a straight up grapple fight if

767
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: they do do it, which is kind of and I

768
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: wanted to see Elon get punched in his ship, but

769
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: you know, I'll take him getting slammed on his neck.

770
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: I suppose, you know, slammed.

771
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 5: And then choked out like that.

772
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: You getting real ugly, bro Let you go right, right,

773
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: right right.

774
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 2: Be a more fitting thing for the owner of Twitter

775
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: to do than to talk a bunch of ship on

776
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 2: Twitter that can't back up.

777
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 4: And the Twitter way, and then him getting his ass

778
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 4: whip going viral on Twitter.

779
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,240
Speaker 3: Right right, right, right break.

780
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 7: He's gonna you know, he's gonna shut it down when

781
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 7: the app is clouding him at one time.

782
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what is a real slice of ship.

783
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 2: I have no I do not have any respect for him,

784
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 2: But if he announced that he would fight Zuck as

785
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 2: long as it was in Temecula so that he could

786
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 2: have homehoart advantage, I would come around on him pretty quick.

787
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 2: Slide in one reference, bro Okay, this coliseum story is

788
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 2: actually even crazier than I thought. So the guy was

789
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 2: carving in brick Tyler. There's like a brick wall. That's

790
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 2: I guess one of the more famous parts of the coliseum,

791
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 2: like and the I don't know behind home.

792
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 3: Plate or whatever I was. I don't know what to say.

793
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know how the show is

794
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 2: configured but apparently it's like very prominent. It's not like

795
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: he went off behind a bathroom or something. It's like

796
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 2: it was an area where there are a lot of people.

797
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 2: The person who filmed him was a dude from America

798
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 2: who was like showing it to the officers and guards,

799
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 2: like you got to stop this dude. And so the

800
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 2: guy carved Ivan plus Hayley because his girlfriend or his

801
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 2: wife was with him in the brick of the coliseum.

802
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 2: And so, you know, this dude had the video. Italy's

803
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 2: like national you know, tourist minister some shit like helped

804
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: promote it and went viral.

805
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 3: They found a couple and this I love this.

806
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 2: The dude who did it was British. So the American

807
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 2: dude snitched on the British dude for defacing an Italian monument.

808
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 3: That's so funny to me.

809
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 2: The whole time, I'm like, please don't be an American,

810
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 2: Please don't be anyway losey.

811
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 3: I hope it was worth it.

812
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 2: Ivan oh man, he oh, he carved the year too,

813
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 2: Ivan plus Haley twenty three.

814
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 3: He was like, we're gonna come back and visit the

815
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 3: coliseum and be like yep. Twenty twenty three.

816
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 4: You will not be alive allowed in Italy. My boy, yes,

817
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 4: all the way for you.

818
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: You were banned?

819
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 3: What what?

820
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: Like? How old was this dude?

821
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 3: How old did he?

822
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 1: Is it his picture? How do you think he looks?

823
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a younger dude.

824
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 2: And the guy who is filming him, like the guy

825
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 2: who's filming him, I guess in the video.

826
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 3: I haven't watched the video, but probably won't even make it.

827
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 3: He said. He was like, are you serious? Like what

828
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 3: are you doing?

829
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 2: And he said that like the guy just kind of

830
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 2: turns around and smiles at him, like, you know, a

831
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 2: fucking dumba. Yeah, bro, the fine is fifteen thousand dollars,

832
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 2: but the prison sentence is five years.

833
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:22,760
Speaker 1: Oh that boog I hit with a student loan.

834
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 2: My god, if it's still Ivan and Haley in twenty

835
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 2: twenty eight, my guy.

836
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 10: Right, ain't no way you think she honded you down

837
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 10: and that you know what you're man in for with

838
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 10: some of your books, you feel you know what I'm saying,

839
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 10: You think she don't now like that?

840
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 2: All the time we got for today. Shout out as

841
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: always to John's mom. Shout out to the monopoly man.

842
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 3: We'll see you soon.

843
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: If you gotta tell him about about selection Sunday on

844
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: the next episode for the ship that we don't.

845
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, you want to, you want to, you want

846
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 3: to tease it, Okay, go ahead.

847
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. So so we're gonna tease it. We are going

848
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: to an animal fight bracket, Yeah, fucking yeah, and it

849
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: will fight bracket, bro. And you know, just just to

850
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: break down the ground rules of it. We are going

851
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 1: to do soby just said fucking yeah, hell yeah, let's

852
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: go to teach the babies. We're gonna have animals and

853
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: increments of thousand pounds right because we feel like, you know,

854
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: that's that's the good catchwight here. You know, that's the

855
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: weight class that we're shooting for here, because you know,

856
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: like a line versus wolf, a fucking you know, two

857
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty pound line is gonna beat the fuck

858
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: out of one hundred pound wolf. But if you have

859
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: four two hundred and fifty pound lines and ten hundred

860
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: pound wolves, now we've got to fight, right. So so

861
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: we're gonna do that the thousand pound catchwight here, it's

862
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 1: gonna be thirty two groups of these animals. We are

863
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: going to decide who advances. Via Twitter poll, the people

864
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: are gonna, you know, be the ones making the decisions. Here.

865
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna open the brackets up to our listeners, and

866
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: the listener who has the best bracket is going to

867
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: get some free merch from us. So tune in next

868
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: episode because we're gonna do selection Sunday. We're gonna do

869
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: the seating and all that, and then we're gonna have

870
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: to go live next week.

871
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 2: And if you listen to this now you want to

872
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 2: Tyler is the one who's picking the animals. If you

873
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 2: want to blow Tyler up talking about what animals you

874
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 2: want to see on their you know, go ahead and

875
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 2: get after it, because I'll say this, If you're not

876
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: in the bracket, you're not in the bracket. And I

877
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Speaker 2: don't want to hear shit about it when we get

878
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Speaker 2: down under the semi finals and you're like, well what

879
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Speaker 2: about my malmama, It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: Ready to make the bracket.

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Speaker 1: And I will say this, No, no insects, because a

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Speaker 1: thousand pounds of insects is fucking absurd. And no venomous

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Speaker 1: snakes because ain't nobody seeing fucking one hundred and ten

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Speaker 1: pound black moms probably like they one hit or quitters,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So no venomous snakes and

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Speaker 1: no insects. Those are the rules.

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Speaker 3: Those are the rules.

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00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 2: No fish hooking, no eye gouging, no venomous snakes, and

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Speaker 2: no thousand pounds of insects and.

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Speaker 1: Animals, because that home court to fight, you know, fucking

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Speaker 1: orca in the ocean. That's just just just too much

892
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Speaker 1: of a home court advantage. So just land animals, Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. What about air animals, like like a

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00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: hunk or a falcon or some shit. Yeah we gotta

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Speaker 1: have yeah, h yeah, yeah, yeah, we we can put

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Speaker 1: some falcons in that motherfucker. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: They all breathe oxygen.

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Speaker 2: And if you're amphibious, if you're an ocean and like

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Speaker 2: if you're a crocodile or gate or whatever, that's cool.

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Speaker 3: You just have to be able to get froggy.

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Speaker 1: On land is a rule.

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00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 3: There we go, There we go. I'm gonna think of another.

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Speaker 2: Like five or six, like little quad. That's what everyone loves, right,

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Speaker 2: it's like rules clarifications.

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Speaker 3: That's ship silly billy summer boys.

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Speaker 2: It's summer, nigga, it's hot rules clarification summer, all right,

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Speaker 2: that's all the time we got.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back on Sunday for Selection Sunday Listening. We'll

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Speaker 3: see y'll soon. Bye bye bye