WEBVTT - Gingivitis - 8.20.26

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew. Yeah, that would be me.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you looking for something stupid? Did you stop by

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<v Speaker 2>the stupid house? And is that what you're doing? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why. Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you so kind.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it for you to prank. Is ginger bitis gingerviders.

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<v Speaker 2>You've seen it before. You just seen people they bopular. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's got to be ginger vidis. That's got to be. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd have seen them, gums wrapping up around them to

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<v Speaker 2>you so hard?

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<v Speaker 1>Lord?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that? What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And it looked like you need to take your teeth

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<v Speaker 2>out and then put them back in one by one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, one by one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one by man, just take Let's just take all

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<v Speaker 2>of them out and startle one by one. Yes, let's

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<v Speaker 2>risk all that before we do that. Yes, please, ew

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, ladies and gentlemen, ginger bitis.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello. I'm trying to reach Kelvin Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is Kelvin. Who am I speaking with? How you doing Kelvin?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me make sure I got to write Kelvin. Kevin?

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<v Speaker 1>You you at the job? You work on the fourth floor, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I work on the fourth floor. Are you in a

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<v Speaker 1>cubicle next to Randy. Yeah, matter of fact, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>But but who am I? Who am I speaking with? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not at liberty to give my name right now,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm bringing some news from the job that I

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<v Speaker 1>think you might want to you know, this is some

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<v Speaker 1>news I think that you would probably want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, I'm just let's just say, I'm I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>employee from another floor and I got I got wind

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<v Speaker 1>of what was going on on the fourth floor, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to see you know, I wanted to I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to bring it to your attention because I think

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<v Speaker 1>on your floor, nobody's bringing this to your attention, you know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So let me get this straight. You can't tell me

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<v Speaker 1>your name, but you work on the floor below me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know me? I've seen you before. I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>you before. No, no, no, no, no, this is do you

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<v Speaker 1>know me? I mean I don't know you know? So no?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean, okay, so how did how did

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<v Speaker 1>you get to so called being the spokesperson for people

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<v Speaker 1>who work with me? Hey? Man, Like I say, I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to give you the news because the whole

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<v Speaker 1>fourth floor it is God's been about you and nobody's

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<v Speaker 1>telling you what's going on. Okay, So obviously the gossip

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<v Speaker 1>is about me has gotten to you on the third floor,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you are coming to to be my deliverer

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<v Speaker 1>or so to speak. I'm just a guy. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>a guy bringing you some news. Man, I'm just here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me let me ask you this, bro. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>are you flossing at night? What business is that of yours?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just asking are you flossing at night?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you floss on a regular basis? Yeah? I floss

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<v Speaker 1>on a regular basis? What's that got to do with

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<v Speaker 1>the price of tea in chime? Okay, where's the last

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<v Speaker 1>hand you've been to the dentist? Man? Who the hell

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Let me tell you to be? That's what

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<v Speaker 1>you mean. My problem is not really with you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really upset with the people on the floor that's not

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<v Speaker 1>telling you. But you know why, why ain't you talking

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<v Speaker 1>to them? What the problem is, man, is that it

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<v Speaker 1>is that they talking about you and they're not telling

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<v Speaker 1>you what your issue is. So let's get to the

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<v Speaker 1>issue at hand. So you are flawsing. You are flaws,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you're saying. Train not flass Okay, are you

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<v Speaker 1>brushing your tongue? Come on now, you don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to question me about my hygienic makeup.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know me, you have never talked to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're gonna side with a bunch of folks that

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm not I'm not siding with them, brother, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not siding with him. But here's me on your behalf.

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<v Speaker 1>You're siding with them, okay, kel kell man Kel Kevin, Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the really you don't even know me, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna approach me like this. So, Kevin, they think

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<v Speaker 1>you have ginger vite? Oh I mean, are you when

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<v Speaker 1>you go to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning below your gums?

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<v Speaker 1>Do the dentists do what you do? And I'm laying

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<v Speaker 1>there with my mouth wide open, and I go more

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<v Speaker 1>than every six months, So what the hell are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay, And everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>saying that it's you is your breath, that's that's just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they saying they were in the fourth floor

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<v Speaker 1>to go down to the lobby just to get some

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<v Speaker 1>fresh hair, because oh, that's bullying. Well, this is what

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to do, since you speaking on their behalf,

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<v Speaker 1>tell every one of them sorry so and sos that

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<v Speaker 1>if they got a problem with me, they need to

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<v Speaker 1>come approach me, and then if it's that bad, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>blow my stink as breath in their face. Bring it off,

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<v Speaker 1>because this conversation with you is really way off face

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<v Speaker 1>because you have no business calling me telling me what

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<v Speaker 1>they say. Can I give you some some items to

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<v Speaker 1>mix together for you to gargle with later tonight? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>so you work, you work in the building, but now

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<v Speaker 1>you're a dentist man. You know what this is, bully,

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<v Speaker 1>and were gonna settle this tomorrow first thing in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>when I matter of fact, I'm gonna go to the

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<v Speaker 1>fourth floor and wait for all these sorry so and

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<v Speaker 1>so to come up there. Who's been talking about me

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<v Speaker 1>behind my back? And guess what you invited to the

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<v Speaker 1>party too, player, since you're gonna be their representative, each

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<v Speaker 1>one of them lying is when they get in there.

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<v Speaker 1>As far as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be that's whooping. And if you watch some of

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<v Speaker 1>it show up since you the representative, but you can

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<v Speaker 1>get do you know what I mean? Tell them do

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<v Speaker 1>you do you think it could be some cavities or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think they get the cavity my foot in

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<v Speaker 1>your cavett? This is what it's gonna be. And whoever

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<v Speaker 1>else you want to try to take it out, they

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get it in there. So guess what it's on tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I ain't got dingus. Are you only brushing

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning when you leave for work? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>only brushing? Have you not understood me? Don't keep questioning me.

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<v Speaker 1>You can question me tomorrow after I will and yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you bring your why you try to do? Why'd

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<v Speaker 1>you do me this way? Then I tell you? Then

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you? Can you bring Can you bring your

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<v Speaker 1>tooth brush tomorrow? Can you bring you bring your tooth brush?

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<v Speaker 1>It's five fingers on my tooth brush. I bring them.

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<v Speaker 1>They be balled up and you will get to mister

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning that you ain't never thought you would get from

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<v Speaker 1>a bentist. Okay, just don't know where to target. And man, hey, hey, bruh, brouh,

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<v Speaker 1>calm calm down, man, just calm down. We're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get to we're trying to fix the problem. This is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fix the problem. Kevin you kicking as is not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna change your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's what line jokers to come down there and

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<v Speaker 1>sit in your cubicle. All right? So do you you know?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do you want to know who? Who? Who

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<v Speaker 1>put this out there? I want you to know me

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<v Speaker 1>when you see me tomorrow. Go ahead and lay it

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<v Speaker 1>out for me. Tell me. So, this is Nephew Tobby

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<v Speaker 1>from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Randy got me the

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call you man? You know what you almost

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<v Speaker 1>taught me to say something you was winding to me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>got you wait to many in the morning. You wait

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<v Speaker 1>till I see him? All right, man, give it? Tell

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<v Speaker 1>me tell me what is the baddest that I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the land without a doubt. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>they gotta be nephtew tell me in the Steam Party

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>What you think stupid enough?

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<v Speaker 1>It was real stupid?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? When you got out fund the house a stupid

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<v Speaker 2>and I open the door, do I have something for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Come over here? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to the house and let's just say, don't nobody

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<v Speaker 2>be surprised when you come to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Ten Chris Mills is stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you, but don't be surprised. Nephew, till me

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<v Speaker 2>in Friends, All White House Party Comedy Show. Nephew tell

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<v Speaker 2>me in Friends, All White House Party Comedy Show. It's

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<v Speaker 2>going down at the River Center Theater. Bouton Rouge, Louisiana, Saturday,

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<v Speaker 2>August twenty nine. Tickets on his head right now. That

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<v Speaker 2>is live Baton Rouge. The Nephew is coming to town

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<v Speaker 2>and now here come y'all. Are you ready for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready for it? Nephew Tommy's don't Cancer Me out?

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<v Speaker 2>You can hear what I say? Yeah, yeah, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>cancer me out. Everybody knows my journey. This coming Monday

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<v Speaker 2>will be four years cancer free, and I'm getting ready

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<v Speaker 2>to do it. The Nephew time b Don't Cancer Me Out?

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<v Speaker 2>Stand up show, recording it live and rowing Oak, Virginia, Saturday,

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<v Speaker 2>September twenty sixth at the Burglar Performing Arts Theater. Tickets

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<v Speaker 2>are now on sale. I got a story to tell, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a story to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show