Speaker 1: Nephew. Yeah, that would be me.
Speaker 2: Are you looking for something stupid? Did you stop by
Speaker 2: the stupid house? And is that what you're doing? Yes,
Speaker 2: that's why. Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you so kind.
Speaker 2: I got it for you to prank. Is ginger bitis gingerviders.
Speaker 2: You've seen it before. You just seen people they bopular. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's got to be ginger vidis. That's got to be. Yes,
Speaker 2: you'd have seen them, gums wrapping up around them to
Speaker 2: you so hard?
Speaker 1: Lord?
Speaker 2: What is that? What is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And it looked like you need to take your teeth
Speaker 2: out and then put them back in one by one.
Speaker 1: Yes, one by one.
Speaker 2: That's one by man, just take Let's just take all
Speaker 2: of them out and startle one by one. Yes, let's
Speaker 2: risk all that before we do that. Yes, please, ew
Speaker 2: I know, I know, ladies and gentlemen, ginger bitis.
Speaker 1: Hello. I'm trying to reach Kelvin Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is Kelvin. Who am I speaking with? How you doing Kelvin?
Speaker 1: Let me make sure I got to write Kelvin. Kevin?
Speaker 1: You you at the job? You work on the fourth floor, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I work on the fourth floor. Are you in a
Speaker 1: cubicle next to Randy. Yeah, matter of fact, I am.
Speaker 1: But but who am I? Who am I speaking with? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not at liberty to give my name right now,
Speaker 1: but I'm bringing some news from the job that I
Speaker 1: think you might want to you know, this is some
Speaker 1: news I think that you would probably want to know.
Speaker 1: And uh, I'm just let's just say, I'm I'm an
Speaker 1: employee from another floor and I got I got wind
Speaker 1: of what was going on on the fourth floor, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to see you know, I wanted to I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring it to your attention because I think
Speaker 1: on your floor, nobody's bringing this to your attention, you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. You can't tell me
Speaker 1: your name, but you work on the floor below me.
Speaker 1: Do you know me? I've seen you before. I've seen
Speaker 1: you before. No, no, no, no, no, this is do you
Speaker 1: know me? I mean I don't know you know? So no?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, okay, so how did how did
Speaker 1: you get to so called being the spokesperson for people
Speaker 1: who work with me? Hey? Man, Like I say, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to give you the news because the whole
Speaker 1: fourth floor it is God's been about you and nobody's
Speaker 1: telling you what's going on. Okay, So obviously the gossip
Speaker 1: is about me has gotten to you on the third floor,
Speaker 1: and now you are coming to to be my deliverer
Speaker 1: or so to speak. I'm just a guy. I'm just
Speaker 1: a guy bringing you some news. Man, I'm just here.
Speaker 1: Let me let me ask you this, bro. Are you
Speaker 1: are you flossing at night? What business is that of yours?
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just asking are you flossing at night?
Speaker 1: Will you floss on a regular basis? Yeah? I floss
Speaker 1: on a regular basis? What's that got to do with
Speaker 1: the price of tea in chime? Okay, where's the last
Speaker 1: hand you've been to the dentist? Man? Who the hell
Speaker 1: are you? Let me tell you to be? That's what
Speaker 1: you mean. My problem is not really with you. I'm
Speaker 1: really upset with the people on the floor that's not
Speaker 1: telling you. But you know why, why ain't you talking
Speaker 1: to them? What the problem is, man, is that it
Speaker 1: is that they talking about you and they're not telling
Speaker 1: you what your issue is. So let's get to the
Speaker 1: issue at hand. So you are flawsing. You are flaws,
Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. Train not flass Okay, are you
Speaker 1: brushing your tongue? Come on now, you don't have to
Speaker 1: You don't have to question me about my hygienic makeup.
Speaker 1: You don't know me, you have never talked to me.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna side with a bunch of folks that
Speaker 1: think I'm not I'm not siding with them, brother, I'm
Speaker 1: not siding with him. But here's me on your behalf.
Speaker 1: You're siding with them, okay, kel kell man Kel Kevin, Listen,
Speaker 1: this is the really you don't even know me, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna approach me like this. So, Kevin, they think
Speaker 1: you have ginger vite? Oh I mean, are you when
Speaker 1: you go to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning below your gums?
Speaker 1: Do the dentists do what you do? And I'm laying
Speaker 1: there with my mouth wide open, and I go more
Speaker 1: than every six months, So what the hell are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay, And everybody's
Speaker 1: saying that it's you is your breath, that's that's just
Speaker 1: you know, they saying they were in the fourth floor
Speaker 1: to go down to the lobby just to get some
Speaker 1: fresh hair, because oh, that's bullying. Well, this is what
Speaker 1: I want you to do, since you speaking on their behalf,
Speaker 1: tell every one of them sorry so and sos that
Speaker 1: if they got a problem with me, they need to
Speaker 1: come approach me, and then if it's that bad, I'll
Speaker 1: blow my stink as breath in their face. Bring it off,
Speaker 1: because this conversation with you is really way off face
Speaker 1: because you have no business calling me telling me what
Speaker 1: they say. Can I give you some some items to
Speaker 1: mix together for you to gargle with later tonight? Oh
Speaker 1: so you work, you work in the building, but now
Speaker 1: you're a dentist man. You know what this is, bully,
Speaker 1: and were gonna settle this tomorrow first thing in the morning,
Speaker 1: when I matter of fact, I'm gonna go to the
Speaker 1: fourth floor and wait for all these sorry so and
Speaker 1: so to come up there. Who's been talking about me
Speaker 1: behind my back? And guess what you invited to the
Speaker 1: party too, player, since you're gonna be their representative, each
Speaker 1: one of them lying is when they get in there.
Speaker 1: As far as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here is
Speaker 1: gonna be that's whooping. And if you watch some of
Speaker 1: it show up since you the representative, but you can
Speaker 1: get do you know what I mean? Tell them do
Speaker 1: you do you think it could be some cavities or something.
Speaker 1: Do you think they get the cavity my foot in
Speaker 1: your cavett? This is what it's gonna be. And whoever
Speaker 1: else you want to try to take it out, they
Speaker 1: gonna get it in there. So guess what it's on tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I know I ain't got dingus. Are you only brushing
Speaker 1: in the morning when you leave for work? Are you
Speaker 1: only brushing? Have you not understood me? Don't keep questioning me.
Speaker 1: You can question me tomorrow after I will and yours.
Speaker 1: Can you bring your why you try to do? Why'd
Speaker 1: you do me this way? Then I tell you? Then
Speaker 1: I tell you? Can you bring Can you bring your
Speaker 1: tooth brush tomorrow? Can you bring you bring your tooth brush?
Speaker 1: It's five fingers on my tooth brush. I bring them.
Speaker 1: They be balled up and you will get to mister
Speaker 1: cleaning that you ain't never thought you would get from
Speaker 1: a bentist. Okay, just don't know where to target. And man, hey, hey, bruh, brouh,
Speaker 1: calm calm down, man, just calm down. We're trying to
Speaker 1: get to we're trying to fix the problem. This is
Speaker 1: gonna fix the problem. Kevin you kicking as is not
Speaker 1: gonna change your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it.
Speaker 1: Well that's what line jokers to come down there and
Speaker 1: sit in your cubicle. All right? So do you you know?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to know who? Who? Who
Speaker 1: put this out there? I want you to know me
Speaker 1: when you see me tomorrow. Go ahead and lay it
Speaker 1: out for me. Tell me. So, this is Nephew Tobby
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Randy got me the
Speaker 1: prank phone call you man? You know what you almost
Speaker 1: taught me to say something you was winding to me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: got you wait to many in the morning. You wait
Speaker 1: till I see him? All right, man, give it? Tell
Speaker 1: me tell me what is the baddest that I mean,
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land without a doubt. Man,
Speaker 1: they gotta be nephtew tell me in the Steam Party
Speaker 1: Morning Show.
Speaker 2: What you think stupid enough?
Speaker 1: It was real stupid?
Speaker 2: Yeah? When you got out fund the house a stupid
Speaker 2: and I open the door, do I have something for you?
Speaker 1: Come over here? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to the house and let's just say, don't nobody
Speaker 2: be surprised when you come to this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Ten Chris Mills is stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, but don't be surprised. Nephew, till me
Speaker 2: in Friends, All White House Party Comedy Show. Nephew tell
Speaker 2: me in Friends, All White House Party Comedy Show. It's
Speaker 2: going down at the River Center Theater. Bouton Rouge, Louisiana, Saturday,
Speaker 2: August twenty nine. Tickets on his head right now. That
Speaker 2: is live Baton Rouge. The Nephew is coming to town
Speaker 2: and now here come y'all. Are you ready for it?
Speaker 2: Are you ready for it? Nephew Tommy's don't Cancer Me out?
Speaker 2: You can hear what I say? Yeah, yeah, you're not
Speaker 2: cancer me out. Everybody knows my journey. This coming Monday
Speaker 2: will be four years cancer free, and I'm getting ready
Speaker 2: to do it. The Nephew time b Don't Cancer Me Out?
Speaker 2: Stand up show, recording it live and rowing Oak, Virginia, Saturday,
Speaker 2: September twenty sixth at the Burglar Performing Arts Theater. Tickets
Speaker 2: are now on sale. I got a story to tell, man,
Speaker 2: I got a story to tell.
Speaker 1: You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show