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Speaker 1: Grab your stained proof laughing pants, because it's time for

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Speaker 1: the number eight phone tap in our countdown to the

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Speaker 1: top phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind jeff already on.

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Speaker 1: Today features Jose's character Steady Eddie. Oh Eddie calls the

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Speaker 1: front desk at a roadside motel with a very strange request.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and even weirder backstory to it.

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Speaker 1: So get ready for your number eight phone tap of

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Speaker 1: the year right now.

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Speaker 3: It's brooking Jefferies ten phone taps of Christmas Number.

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Speaker 4: Eight will travel Lodge.

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Speaker 2: This is will Hi If that's the motel effect that

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Speaker 2: to any too?

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Speaker 4: Yes it is. You look at a book a room?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, thank you?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, how can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Well, I like to book a room clean?

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Speaker 4: Oh you do want to book a room? All right?

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Speaker 4: Well that I get a name for the reservation.

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Speaker 2: My name is Edward, but my friends call me Steady Ednie.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm Edward. When are you looking to stay with us?

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Speaker 1: Well it's tonight, but I do have a particular request.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So like my parents Doug and Dorothy, their first day

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Speaker 1: was at your motel, like thirty years ago or forty

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Speaker 1: years fifty they're super old.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's actually where I was conceived.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, amazing, right anywhere seeing it was on the

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Speaker 1: ground floor. And I don't mean like on the ground

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Speaker 1: well maybe actually knowing my mom, I haven't.

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Speaker 2: I oh, I mean it was the room one.

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Speaker 1: One four and I have been back there many many

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Speaker 1: times just to check it out.

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Speaker 4: So that's that's the room that you're wanting them. One

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Speaker 4: one four is oh oh no.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh.

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Speaker 1: Funny. Actually I like the room next to it. Please,

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Speaker 1: that's room one one six.

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Speaker 4: Let me make sure that bill and the reason.

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Speaker 1: Why because my parents just left the house and they're

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Speaker 1: heading your way right now. We do.

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Speaker 4: Right now.

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Speaker 2: We don't have a lot of time here.

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Speaker 1: So if I if I can get into one sixteen,

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Speaker 1: then I'd like to listen listen to yeah, and when

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Speaker 1: we've wondered, because you know, like I wasn't there back then.

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Speaker 3: Okay, about would you get here if the room's booked

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Speaker 3: or not?

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Speaker 1: Okay, No, I don't make sure there's no perverts or

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Speaker 1: any freak shows ahead of me, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, Oh God, is.

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Speaker 1: There a way that I could send some oysters to

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Speaker 1: the room.

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Speaker 4: This is a motel. We don't have oysters here.

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Speaker 1: Maybe a couple of slim gyms get the party started.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't do anything like that. No room service,

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Speaker 4: no sending anything to room. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well fine, What if I go to the front

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Speaker 1: desk and I bring some pineapple juice?

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Speaker 2: Can you just drop it off with them and say

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Speaker 2: it's from their little boy.

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Speaker 4: No, I can't do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna level

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Speaker 4: with you here. I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your parents probably just want a knight to themselves

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Speaker 3: and don't need anything extra from there.

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Speaker 1: I've been with them for thirty years. I've never left

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Speaker 1: the house without them. They're gonna be scared without them. Things.

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Speaker 3: You need to give your parents some privacy.

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Speaker 2: Hanging what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: You want me to drop off some blindfolds you're clinking. No,

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Speaker 1: that's not clinkery doom that dame.

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Speaker 4: No, I am not saying that. Please do not bring

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Speaker 4: blind holes.

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Speaker 1: I do actually have an exact replica of the Indiana

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Speaker 1: Jones whip. I don't know if my dad knows how

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Speaker 1: to use it, and I could drop and listen to me.

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Speaker 3: You've not come here, okay, just stay away. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 3: I have other customers, and I need to help them

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 1: So oh sure, don't find like you mean, like the perverts.

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Speaker 1: I like Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm at

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Speaker 1: Brooks in the motel right now, checking once theories and

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Speaker 1: slim gyms and checking out all the rooms, listening for

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Speaker 1: sure for my parents.

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Speaker 4: I have been on the phone with you for long enough.

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Speaker 4: I have other customers.

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Speaker 2: I need to take care of your roommate.

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Speaker 1: Freddy said, you've been so bored lately, that's why he

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Speaker 1: needs to set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 4: But wait, how do you know my roommate? How do

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Speaker 4: you know Freddy?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tel Mary Man. Freddy said, you off.

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Speaker 4: Wait wait are you wait? So Freddy did this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Freddy said, you've been super bored at your job.

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Speaker 1: Every time you come home, You're like, Doug, nothing is

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Speaker 1: happening at my job.

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Speaker 3: Like I was, like, who who wants listen so much?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? Excuse me. I wouldn't say weird. Some people

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Speaker 2: are very close to their family.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna have nightmar.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to be sleeping knife and sleep in

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Speaker 1: Room one sixteen next to my parents.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're you're a little too, is it there? That

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Speaker 4: was your number eight phone.

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Speaker 3: Top of twenty twenty five Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 3: morning