WEBVTT - Deus Ex Mannequin 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:08.400 It's two thirty five am in a wide body chet 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:25.560 somewhere over the Pacific Ocean, and you're listening to Night Call. Hello, 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:29.319 and welcome to night Call, a podcast to keep you 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:32.920 company on the strange days and loomi nights. My name 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:36.559 is Emily Oshida. I am once again here in Los Angeles. 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:40.320 You can't keep me away, and I am joined as 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:46.920 ever by Molly Lambert and Tesse Lynch. Of course helloo, 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:53.400 and of course I'm Tsolnch. Sure, I'm sure we're back 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:56.000 together in the same room. I have just gotten off 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:59.520 a plane from New York. It is about one thirty 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:04.000 PM as we record this, and I woke up at 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:08.200 local time one thirty am. So I'm just like you're 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:11.760 in the langal Ears, which is the themes we're in 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.840 a We're in an air air airflight, airflight, Yes, air flight, 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:22.360 an aerospace travel themed episode. Um yeah, it's I feel 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:24.520 like I've been on a zillion planes recently. I've watched 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:26.920 a lot of succession. As I was telling Molly in tests, 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:30.120 that's now my my plane show. So, um, have you 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.840 guys seen the langle Ears. I've never seen the Langoliers. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:34.280 I think I read it a long time ago, dude. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:36.959 The TV movie of the Langle Ears is so good 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:41.800 and scary. It's basically a minute. Uh it's a lot 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:45.200 of things that they then ripped off for both Stranger 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:50.320 Things and just some other monsters, like the Stranger Things 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.920 monsters or the monsters are amazing because the Langaliers are 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.559 like so the Langoliers of the Stephen King book about people, 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.560 my boyfriend got me to watch because he remembered he 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:00.440 would watched I think when it was on Originally. It's 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.560 so scary. It's like you fall asleep on a plane 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.880 and then you wake up and like almost all the 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:07.639 people are gone except for you and a few people, 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:10.560 and then those people try to find out what happened, 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:14.120 like what is going on? Um, there's like nobody flying 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:16.640 the plane or something, and basically it's like they like 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:20.880 went in a time loop. But the Langliers are these 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:24.680 like they're described as just like giant like dust balls 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:28.800 that roam through space, just like eating spacetime. So they're 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:32.080 like not sentent, they're just things. There's sort of yeah, 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:36.359 they're sort of like tumbleweeds that like eat everything, like 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:41.680 like space time tumbleweeds. Yeah, it's really good and I 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:47.359 recommend it to everybody and eisode and I also like those. 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:50.240 I I went back and watched all those eighties Stephen 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:55.839 King like TV movie series events like The Stands. Yeah, 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.960 I just saw the rebooting it uh original The stand 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:06.079 nineties TV movie to that, I feel like I'm I'm 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:10.080 now entering the right head space for that. I don't know, 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:11.839 it's like such a dark spot for me, all those 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:14.799 Stephen King TV movies. I also watched the It one 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:21.000 recently before the came out. Yeah, they're good, and they're 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:24.359 all like a you know, there before whatever we call 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:27.320 like the golden age of TV. But they're interesting in 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.320 that it's like, yeah, it's good to make something that's 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:32.720 like four or six parts sometimes Yeah, yeah, that's a 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:35.400 good length. Do you guys remember Merlin? Did you watch 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:40.400 it was an five part things? Or I feel like 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:45.920 we mostly missed the real golden era of like part series. Yeah, 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.280 but although I mean, I feel like it's kind of 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.400 exists now. Like half the things that we like as 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:54.120 shows are actually considered mini series now. But that's because 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:56.240 now everything is like they sell it as a mini 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:58.440 series and then if it does well, they make another season. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.880 And it's a show like a little less or American 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:05.320 crime story. But well we can talk about that about that, 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.760 yeah yeah, um wait first real quick before we get 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.640 into the meat of the show. I just wanted to 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:14.960 share my recent experiences. Um, I guess in the same 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:19.000 vein as as food moods. Uh, what's what's what's the good? 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:24.720 What's the good? Fast fashion? Fash fashion? Fast fashion? We 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.080 really need to come up with a tune for it. 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:30.000 It can't be your recurring segments. At the end of 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.359 the show, we'll have figured it out. Can it be 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:36.640 the hot pocket song? Fast fashion? Um? I had to 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:40.719 kill some time recently and soho uh and was walking 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.720 up Broadway and decided to go into some stores I've 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:45.920 never been in before, but it always just walked by. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.400 I think I just consider everything around there to be 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:50.520 something that I can't afford, or it's just like I'm 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.000 not in the market force, so I'm not going to 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.680 go in or I'm not interested. But I went into 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:57.800 a Noritia and I tweeted about this, which is like 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:01.039 the most mystifying like women is fashion. It's like it 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:04.359 is fast fashion, I guess, but it's oddly expensive. Molly 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.599 looked it up and apparently it's Canadian. It's from Vancouver, 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:10.080 And then somebody tweeted us and said they have like 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:14.919 crazy sample sales in Vancouver. People mobs like like an arena. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:19.120 It's like the Barneys of Canada. But it's like really 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:23.400 like that that's saying something that's bad, Like you're saying, 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.680 like the clothes are kind of like H and M E. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:29.080 So yeah, but there's like no you can walk into 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:30.839 a lot of stories like that and kind of be 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:36.200 like who's the and other stories girl, who's the coast 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:39.679 girl to pick my two favorite like Scandinavian semi fast 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:42.440 fast fashion brands, and you kind of have a sense 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.679 of it. But this is just like all over the place. Everything, 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.560 it's just like everything fabrics are they working with? Are 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:50.200 we talking like synthetics? So there's a lot of wool blends, 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:53.280 like wool synthetic blends, but they kind of just feel synthetic. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:55.120 And so when you pick them up and see that 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:56.880 the sweater costs like a hundred and fifty or a 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.159 hundred and eighty dollars, you're like, oh, wow, this is 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:03.080 not what I thought I was working with here. It's 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:06.080 fancy theme, but it's just there's something kind of ai 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.200 ish about walking through the store, and like it has 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:11.279 these weird little like tone poems on the tags that 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.920 feel like they were written by a bot. Uh, it's 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:17.760 very odd. I did not buy anything from Aritzia. And 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:22.680 then I went to this other store called um Berkshire. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:28.000 So how do you. I can't remember if it's Berkshire 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:31.360 or I thinks um, and I had thought again, this 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:35.400 is like some Zara screw maybe more expensive type store. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:39.440 It is the cheapest store I've ever It's it's cheaper 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:43.840 than Forever One. Not really, but it's but it's so 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:45.680 cheap and there's so much of it, and it's much 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.719 more like youth oriented, Like it feels kind of like 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:51.960 going into a wet seal in the nineties. They're all 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.520 these like loose sight blocks that say, like we celebrate 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:59.840 the dancers. But everything was kind of nonfunctional in the store. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.400 Most of the mannequins were undressed and there was just 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.680 like a mess inside and it kind of really fell 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:09.240 to find out Fall of the Empire, Like I know, 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:14.400 I when I got really obsessed with the fash in 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:18.360 the other sense, fast fashion of Brandy Melville. Oh yeah, 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.360 one opened to the Americana, and then I found out 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.680 that they are like size one, size one size only, 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:27.360 and the size is small, and it's like if you 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:30.840 don't fit it, you can't shop there, which is so shitty. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.520 And then I just like, but I went into the 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.240 store just to like see what the stuff looks like, 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.680 and I was so nearly. First of all, they had 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.720 a lot of stuff where the branding was Los Angeles 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:43.600 a weird guy. I was like, now I'm already thinking 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:45.880 about fascism. But then literally one of the tags on 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:49.560 one of their sub labels is called John Galt. Oh 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.240 we Oh you told me about that? I think I 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.040 remember this, And I was just like, you guys, like 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:59.520 this is like they're they're telling us, But it's like 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:02.120 the style of clothes is like a girl in a 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:05.880 country music video. Yeah, it's basically abercrom. It's like a 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:09.600 lot of like skinny, like distressed jeans and plaid shirts 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:11.680 that you're supposed to wear like unbuttoned down to Like 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:15.080 it's not even like a cool, scary fashion kid where 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.640 you're like, oh, of course I'm scared to shop there, 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:19.800 but it would all the clothes would look really good 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.400 if you had a platinum blond blow out, the official 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:28.280 hairstyle of female fashion. That's the look. Sorry to generalize here, 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:36.600 So we have a lot of calls and they're all real. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.520 This week a night column, We're gonna Yeah. We had 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:44.959 a lot of responses to our discussion about Velvet almost 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:47.400 had Velvet gold Mine, which is a great movie, but 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:51.360 not the movie we're talking about. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.840 I was thinking I watched a Bohemian Rhapsody recently and 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:56.960 it just made me wish I was watching Velvet gold 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.760 Mine instead. Like I feel like the theme of movies 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:01.880 I've been seen recently is it's a lot more fun 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.760 to like watch the fictionalized version with where it's like 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.800 not dependent on depicting real life events, so you can 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:10.079 be like it's an artist kind of like David Bowie 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.320 are kind of like a glam rocker, but not have 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.079 to like go through every single bullet in the Wikipedia article. 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:21.000 But anyway, Yeah, Velvet Velvet buzz Saw, which now feels 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.480 like it's been five years since it came out, but 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.760 it did get a lot of good responses to us 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:33.600 about killer art and yeah, yeah, and the and the 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:37.400 intersection thereof I was also saying that I went to 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.960 the l a Art Freeze and that it was exactly 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.440 like Velvet buzz Saw, to the point that I was like, 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:48.959 is it even parody? It's just representation the man. They 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:54.800 had silly like sculptures. There was a giant like catchup 0:09:54.800 --> 0:10:03.360 bottle Paul McCarthy pop Art is Back. Baby. It was 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.360 cool because it was as tall as the water tower. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:08.439 It was so dull. It was like, oh my god, 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:11.160 this just reminds me of like, did you guys read 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.959 this is still one of the most memorable New Yorker 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:17.960 profiles to me, the profile of um of Scooter Braun 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:21.040 in The New Yorker where the reporter just like followed 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.439 him around going to all these like shitty pop art 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:26.720 galleries in Los Angeles and like buying art for his home, 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.720 just like the worst stuff, the worst like faux Banksy 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.760 type stuff. Uh yeah, I will just say that as 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:35.040 I walked into the art fair, the guy in front 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.640 of me was wearing a full Adida's jumpsuit and a 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:42.240 cowboy hat. That's a good look kind of well. I 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:47.160 respect and sun conc respect being in places where everybody 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:49.400 is like look at me, look at me, because then 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:52.079 you never feel bad about people watching because they're like, 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.120 I want to give you permission, they give you permission. 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.200 But then I was also like, get me out of here, 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:04.640 and um, well, we had two emails, two separate emails 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:11.400 about the Denver International Airport d I A d I 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:16.199 E another d I A. We could kick it off 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:20.680 with Christo A at the d E A. Let's let's 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:25.120 read Christina's who who writes to us saying, so when 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.640 you guys were talking about velvet buzz saw and art 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.760 that kills people, I was immediately reminded of the demonic 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:35.920 blue horse overseeing protecting the Denver Airport, which killed its 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:39.920 own God damn creator was the Denver Airport ever addressed 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.319 on the pod forgive me if I've forgotten. I get 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:45.480 absorbed in the Stargate apocalyptic femus shelter theories now and then, 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.680 And while I don't necessarily believe these stories, one cannot 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:52.160 deny that there is something wrong with the Denver Airport. Okay, 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:58.360 by for now? Um yes, the blue Mustang Blue Suffer. 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:02.440 So Blue Suffer is thirty two ft tall and nine 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:06.920 thousand and nine thousand pounds, I believe, So that's already 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:12.240 like just not to really right. Somehow there's something very big. 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:17.959 It is made of fiberglass and uh it's yeah, it 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:21.079 killed its creator. He had just finished the head and 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.560 it fell on him in his studio and then his 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:28.760 friends and family and staff finished it for him against 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:32.800 what may have been their better judgment. But Denver Airport 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.920 is also is just a mess, you guys. I didn't 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:37.719 know any of this about Denver. I do want to 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.520 talk about Denver air Airport for sure, because there's so 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:43.320 much stuff going on there. But I want to encourage 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:47.520 our listeners to look up a picture picture. He has 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:51.360 glowing red it's glowing red eyes. Oh god, it looks 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:55.480 it looks like something from hell. And the head like 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:57.920 it greets you at the airport when you're coming You 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:00.360 might eat coming over with a lot of anxiety reaching 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:05.120 the gates of Hell. Yeah, there's something very ghostbusters about 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.480 the veins on is he's sort of blue tinted the 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.920 picture and on Wikipedia it's at night, so he's like illuminated. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:14.679 So he is blue. I mean, it's beautiful, is it? 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.640 It's pretty metal. It's sort of it looks like something 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:20.280 at the beginning of like um, like a distributor or 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:24.440 production company logo at the beginning of them, like yeah, yeah, 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:29.080 it's like a TriStar horse and it's very dramatic. So 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:32.440 it was installed in two thousand and eight, so it's pretty. 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:35.200 But this is just the tip of the iceberg for 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:41.000 ice ice ferd iceberg. Yeah, it's totally angler. Did you 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:46.480 guys know about Denver International Airport? So crazy, super weird? 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.240 It has anyone been there? I have? I don't. I 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.400 feel like I went before all the weird stuff with her, 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:54.240 except like, obviously the runway thing must have been there 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.320 for a while. Well, let's back up to let people 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:59.440 know that that one of the conspiracy theories is that 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:03.480 the run ways are in the shape of swastia, which 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:06.320 is kind of liked people are like, only if you 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.000 really look to see that shape? Are they that way? 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:11.000 You want to see a swastica in the way that 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:14.920 all rectangular knots can sometimes be turned into swasticas swasticas 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:18.800 are taking rectangular or not? Yes, yeah, And also like yeah, 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:22.800 I mean it's like from an aerial view. Almost bought 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:24.840 some bed sheets on sale the other day that then 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:29.040 I was like, you know, this pattern is a little 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.720 it's also like the ceiling canners is a little swastika. 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:40.120 Well yeah, anyway, my my friend Caleb, they got married 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.120 in a and his wife Mary got married in a 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.720 place in uh Chatsworth. That is a building you can 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:47.640 rent that's owned by the city. That's really cool. But 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:50.840 it's like an old, an old timey California house and 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:52.880 it is so old that it has a bunch of 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:58.920 swastikas as a motif in one part because its um 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.000 and for the wedding they heard them all with post 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:05.560 it notes and it was very chy. Wow. You think 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.240 that they would get those were placed if they were 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:10.520 renting out the places of venue. I think it's part there, 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:13.320 like it's a historical and there was like a time 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.560 when it was trendy to put them in things because 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:17.360 they were like it was a trend for like, oh 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:22.880 Eastern mysticism. But besides the swastikas on the runways, there's 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:25.960 also there are gargoyles by a baggage claim. There are 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:30.080 secret bunkers. Apparently there are some murals that people think 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:34.760 are like tales of the Apocalypse. Um. And at some 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:39.560 point a CEO took over Denver Airport and decided to 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:44.840 like kind of play enjoy it. There are conspiracy theories, 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.000 and so they kind of showcased some of the theories, 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:50.400 but not like the swastikas right um for instance. But yeah, 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:54.120 people know how long until right? Yeah? Um. People also 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.920 think there's like some kind of Freemason's connection, and there's 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.640 a lot of like right wing conspiracies about like lizard 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:02.680 people and the bunkers and stuff. It's it's an interesting, 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:06.640 interesting rabbit by Denver. I don't know. I think I've 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.360 gone through a couple of times, but I did get 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.520 stuck there for an extended period of time when I 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:13.000 was pretty young, like when I was eleven or twelve, 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.440 traveling alone. Yes, I was traveling alone, So I really 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.840 remember the Denver Airport from that. I remember the smell 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:24.640 of the Denver Airport really really riding cycle down the hallway, 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.280 yeah kind of. It was before cell phones too, so 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.240 I had to like use the pay phone to call 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.800 my mom and check in with her. It must have 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.200 been before all this, at least the stuff that's really 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.960 on the surface, because now they have like because of 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:39.760 the CEO who took it over, they have all these 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:43.200 ads that are like there's something like strange going on 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:46.600 in Denver and like pictures of aliens and stuff on 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:51.360 the like light up like billboard advertising spaces. Um, it's 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:53.440 very yeah have you seen these? No? Oh, my god, 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.600 seen I saw when I started looking at it. But 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.720 I started looking this morning. I was like, this is 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:01.040 very strange. Feel like somebody sent us something about those 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:04.000 ads a while ago. But then I don't know if 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:09.320 we read it on air, but now you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:12.399 clearly where we will go to the Denver Airport. The 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:16.080 CEO Kim Day hit us up right at the point 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:18.320 where like, we would love a glamorous trip to the 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:22.040 Denver airports and a hotel on the outskirts of the airport. 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.840 If they have one that's like you come true on site, 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:28.320 that would be great. What did it smell like? Um, 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.040 it's a smell I associate with like other kids houses. 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:36.440 It's other kids house, another kid house. Every once and all, 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:39.040 I'll smell something like that. And think of the Denver Airport. 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:42.040 I wonder if it's milled. It's sort of mildewing. Yeah, 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.000 it's a little musty. There are there other haunted airports, 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:48.280 have you guys? Ever, this isn't about haunted airports. But 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:51.880 it's one of my favorite airport related ephemera things. The 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:55.600 Carpets for Airports website. Oh yeah, we're just documents all 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:59.040 the different carpet patterns and people write little essays about 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.560 the carpets on it. Please look it up. It is 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:04.000 such a good website. What is it Carpets for Airport 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.240 stock Com. I think it's yeah, and they play it's 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:09.359 like this sort of live globe, like a three D 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:11.560 sort of so you can kind of spin it around 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:15.280 and then pick a different airport. Like yeah, but you 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:20.639 know who co runs this website. Hugh Dancing, the actor 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:25.560 Hugh Dancing. I'm yeah, this is a no no, Like 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:29.320 I think it's him and somebody else. That's amazing. Yeah, 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:31.600 but it's it's so good, And then it really makes 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:33.320 you anytime you're at an airport, like look down at 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:35.280 the at the carpet and think like this was a 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:38.800 choice because of course, all these big institutional places, there's 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:40.920 nothing that's not thought about in them as far as 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:47.440 like you know, just like creating, like a yeah, because 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:50.320 it's all meant to like pacify like the environment. What 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:53.120 is the longest you've ever been trapped in an airport. 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:55.440 Oh my god, so long I I spent I think 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:58.080 it was like eighteen hours or something in Philadelphia and 0:18:58.119 --> 0:18:59.800 college where it was one of the things where they 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:04.160 keep delaying the flight incrementally so that they wouldn't like. Yeah, 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:08.119 and that was also pre it wasn't pre cell phones, 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:11.040 but it was so long that eventually we were just 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:16.040 like using pay phones because UM and my friends we 0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:18.719 were coming back from spring break and I had pneumonia. 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:22.760 It was really horrible, and all I wanted was a 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:25.520 cheese steak because I was like, I'm in Philadelphia. Even 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:29.080 the airport will have a cheese steak. It was like 0:19:29.119 --> 0:19:32.439 we got there and everything was about to close, and 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:35.680 then nothing was serving cheese steaks until after we had left. 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:39.480 It was a nightmare. That's brutal. But I don't know 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:41.960 I was. I recently had like a layer where I 0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:44.960 knew about that was long. That was something like six 0:19:45.080 --> 0:19:49.880 or eight hours in Minneapolis. But yeah, I feel like 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:52.320 there must have been other ones that were longer that 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:55.680 I've blocked from memory, that were accidental, like where I 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:58.280 just got stuck. Believe Dallas Sport Worth is my most 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:01.920 hated airport. Yeah, makes sense, that's that one that's its 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:04.639 own city. It's its own city, and like that was 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:06.680 one where I probably got stuck out for the longest, 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:09.520 and it made me realize just like we'll never be 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:13.200 able to live in space, because no matter how big 0:20:13.280 --> 0:20:16.480 you make the biodome, it's never going to be big enough. 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:19.439 And you just want to be outside so bad. I 0:20:19.480 --> 0:20:21.439 have to say that I could stay at Logan in 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:24.320 Boston for a long time. I love the Logan Airport. 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:28.040 They have illegal seafoods. Like I'm just very fond of 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:30.520 Boston in general and feel very at home there. I 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:33.040 found the people very nice. I could have chilled there forever. 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:39.440 Philadelphia was not. Yeah, I've been to the Yeah, I've 0:20:39.440 --> 0:20:41.680 been to all these airports. I can't remember. I must 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:45.320 not have spent long enough in them to make an impression. 0:20:45.400 --> 0:20:48.640 They all do blend together, and that sort of placelessness 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:52.159 is what makes them sort of nightmare places. Yeah, so, guys, 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:54.280 getting back to the nightcalls real quick. I'm just going 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:57.560 to read an excerpt from the other night email that 0:20:57.600 --> 0:21:02.440 we got regarding um lucifer. Regarding blucifer Um, this one 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:05.880 comes from Austin. They mentioned the fact that a lot 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:09.080 of people want Blucifer removed, but he says, he or 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:11.359 she says. The whole killer art thing is of course 0:21:11.480 --> 0:21:14.280 very sad, but it's fascinating too. It's easy to read 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:18.439 into into it as an idea of our artistic hubris. Also, 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:21.479 it is how the Kim Contral movie Mannequins should have ended. 0:21:21.720 --> 0:21:24.960 I'm from Colorado originally, and on reading the Wikipedia article 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:27.000 was surprised to learn that it was only erected when 0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:29.439 I was in college. It feels as essential to d 0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:32.040 I A As our conspiracies about lizard people living in 0:21:32.080 --> 0:21:34.640 the tunnels underneath the airport, which of course are part 0:21:34.680 --> 0:21:39.119 of the branding of the food court renovations. There. Wait, 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:42.399 are they suggesting that the mannequin should have killed the 0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:44.680 guy at the end? Because I agree? I mean, yeah, 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:49.440 that's all of a sudden a much better movie. Yeah. Yeah, 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.560 I guess the thing that's troubling about them leaning into 0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:58.160 the leanto well, yeah, like a guy was murdered for one, 0:21:58.480 --> 0:22:01.560 and to like again goes against this entire thing about 0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:06.000 like the pacifying nature. You're not supposed to be thinking 0:22:06.000 --> 0:22:10.000 about anything creepy because it's so close to being creepy already. 0:22:10.160 --> 0:22:15.320 It's about plane crashes on movie they do they yeah 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:20.960 all still and now in this day, especially after nine eleven, 0:22:21.080 --> 0:22:23.240 they did yeah. But then I feel like they just 0:22:23.280 --> 0:22:25.000 always do. They just take out the mentions of it 0:22:25.040 --> 0:22:28.639 because they're like, don't think about it. I UM, I 0:22:28.680 --> 0:22:31.040 feel like I'm a connoisseur at this point of the 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:35.440 safety videos of different airlines, um, which are the more 0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:39.679 more troubling, the more cute they try to be? UM. 0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:41.560 I don't know if you guys are a flu Virgin 0:22:41.600 --> 0:22:47.600 America r I P. But the vague like musical Number one, 0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:51.000 which was their last safety video before they I think 0:22:51.040 --> 0:22:54.840 they shut down, uh that one with like yeah, because 0:22:54.880 --> 0:22:56.760 it has like a rap in the middle of it. 0:22:56.680 --> 0:22:59.640 It has like robot dancers. That horrible, but then there's 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:03.600 still like you're still a woman putting an oxygen mask 0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:10.560