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Speaker 1: Nicky Nikki. Hey guys, Oh, how's it going out there, busties.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazers is a Nicki Glazer podcast. That's Noah.

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Speaker 1: My producer Andrew will be here in a minute. I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting in my guest room next to my dog, a Luigi,

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Speaker 1: who just I don't know, no h. I just feel like,

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Speaker 1: whatever your dog is doing, it's a reflection of whatever

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Speaker 1: is going on in your life. And apparently I'm not well.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean, he just doesn't He's so weird. He's

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Speaker 1: so like he's I don't know if he wants to

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Speaker 1: be babied or if he hates me, or if he is.

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Speaker 1: He's not eating as much, he's being aloof, he is

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Speaker 1: ignoring me. He acts like I don't exist sometimes when

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Speaker 1: I enter the room. There are other times where he's

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Speaker 1: very enthusiastic about me. He's all over the place, and

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Speaker 1: I feel it is a reflection of myself because I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm doing great. And then I look at

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Speaker 1: my dog, who looks skittish and scared, and I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Right now, he looks very relaxed, but I just's very

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Speaker 1: comfortable sitting I just think he's depressed a lot of

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Speaker 1: the time. I think I have a depressed dog. I

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Speaker 1: think that's just his to meet, like just like me.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm a depressed person. And sometimes I am

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Speaker 1: good and sometimes I'm not. And uh, sometimes this little

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Speaker 1: seal pup is just a sad fellow, well, a sad

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Speaker 1: little boy. And then like he meets other dogs and

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Speaker 1: sometimes he gets too excited, sometimes he gets scared. It's

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Speaker 1: just like he's all over the place. And I really

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Speaker 1: just feel like it's a reflection of me, because I

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Speaker 1: know that whatever your dogs like, pick up your energy,

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Speaker 1: and I just wish I had better energy. I think

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Speaker 1: it just tells you things about yourself that you aren't

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Speaker 1: really aware of. When people are like why is my

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Speaker 1: dog so freaked out, it's like because he's looking to

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Speaker 1: you and you're freaked out, and you're like, no, I'm calm,

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Speaker 1: I'm not freaked out. It's like, well, you're putting out

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Speaker 1: some kind of energy, dude, that's making you a little

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Speaker 1: like he's picking up on something. So or or your

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Speaker 1: dog is not looking to you at all and you

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Speaker 1: have no control over your your dog doesn't respect you.

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Speaker 1: If your dog isn't like feeling your energy to see

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Speaker 1: how to act. That means your dog doesn't look to

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Speaker 1: you as like a leader, and then it's all fucked.

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Speaker 1: So either your dog is you or your dog is

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Speaker 1: not you, in which case you're bad dog owner or

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Speaker 1: like you're you know what I mean? Does that make sense? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You just need to feed your dog more, like be

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Speaker 1: the one that gives it food so you respect. Here's

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Speaker 1: your respect? You know. I do give him food, but

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Speaker 1: then he doesn't even want it and he's very what

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Dog stuff is so boring, Like I

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Speaker 1: when people start talking about the dogs, I just tune

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Speaker 1: out no matter what. Um, So I I I believe

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Speaker 1: that I am also in that. This girl, though on

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Speaker 1: the street, I will say, just freaked out of how

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Speaker 1: cute he was, like freaked out and he is cute,

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Speaker 1: but he's not that cute. I this girl must just

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Speaker 1: walk throughout life freaking out all the time because everything's cute.

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Speaker 1: But Luigi is pretty cute. Um, but I just don't

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Speaker 1: get that response to usually. I'll give you another perspective

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Speaker 1: because I lost my dog last September, and now every

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Speaker 1: time I see a dog on the street, I'm just

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Speaker 1: because maybe she has that going on a good point.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you see cute kids or like cute babies, sometimes

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Speaker 1: I just go like, is my enthusiasm for how cute

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Speaker 1: kind of like over it and like, yeah, you take

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Speaker 1: into the mother's um energy of like, oh wait a second,

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Speaker 1: being around all the time. Can make other people go,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it more when you know, when someone like

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Speaker 1: admires something that you take for granted, you go, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, actually I am lucky to have it. So

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Speaker 1: it could be that um. But most of the time,

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Speaker 1: when they're cute kids, orly when someone compliments your dog,

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Speaker 1: asked Luigi. She goes, what's his name? And I said Luigi,

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Speaker 1: And I didn't reciprocate because I don't care. I don't

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Speaker 1: Um La s night was super duper fun. For my birthday.

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Speaker 1: We went to uh, the Funny Bone, the St. Louis

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Speaker 1: Funny Bone, which is like the way I started doing

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Speaker 1: comedy back in two thousand three. I think it's when

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Speaker 1: I took my first class up there. And I went

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Speaker 1: to dinner um nearby and then went with my family

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Speaker 1: over to the Funny Bone. There was an open mic happening.

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Speaker 1: I did not want to go on stage. We just

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Speaker 1: karaoke that was just open for us. Um I was.

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Speaker 1: I paid the DJ and everything, so it was like

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Speaker 1: I threw a party. It was. It was fun and

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Speaker 1: um my family sang. A bunch of people from the

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Speaker 1: open mic that were there just like watching comics, and

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Speaker 1: a lot of old friends new friends. It was so fun,

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Speaker 1: and my mom and dad sang I sang. Taylor Swift

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Speaker 1: was saying, my parents sang Stevie wonders, Uh, Step, you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have wrote a song called Happy Birthday for Martin

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Speaker 1: Luther King Jr. Happy Birthday to Yeah, Okay, everyone knows

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Speaker 1: that song right. It goes on like four minutes and

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Speaker 1: it's just a long birthday. Birthday songs are already humiliating

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Speaker 1: to get through when someone's singing it to you. It's

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Speaker 1: already too long in a song happy Birthday, that is.

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Speaker 1: It's excruciating having all that attention on me, as as

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Speaker 1: all the time. I hate being singled out for something

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Speaker 1: I didn't accomplish. I e. Living another year, um, but

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Speaker 1: I made I have to go talk to all these

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Speaker 1: were so many drunk people there too that I didn't

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Speaker 1: So I just didn't I was sitting at the very

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Speaker 1: fans of comedy love meeting fans of comedy. I just

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Speaker 1: I just want to sing karaoke and cheer on my friends. Um,

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Speaker 1: but my parents saying Happy Birthday, the Martin Luther King

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Speaker 1: version from Stevie Wonder, and they not only did they

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Speaker 1: which felt just like a very like something that could

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Speaker 1: soon as Andrew and I were laughing, they didn't mean to.

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Speaker 1: They were just singing it. And then they're putting an

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Speaker 1: just like over and over Happy Birthday. I said that.

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Speaker 1: Andrew was like, Martin Luther King Jr. Is like, thankfully

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Speaker 1: because it's too long to have your birthday sang to

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Speaker 1: grateful he's dead that he never had to sit through

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Speaker 1: a birthday song for him. Being honored is so not

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Speaker 1: Like the other night when I saw Elton John being honored,

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Speaker 1: having fun. I really was. I sang um Taylor Swift's

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Speaker 1: screamed over things. He doesn't really have any sense of

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Speaker 1: off time so as no concept of time, and it's excruciating.

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Speaker 1: But God love him. He was a good hype man

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Speaker 1: for so many people. Ari was there. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: was so much fun. I'm trying to think of any

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Speaker 1: specific highlights. Uh, it's a lot. I just felt felt

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Speaker 1: little annoyed because here's the thing. I love karaoke. I

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Speaker 1: karaoke to me, I always share it with someone, or

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Speaker 1: detailed to even go on Lisa vander Pump's property, which

426
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Speaker 1: she wouldn't have even seen it, you know, like I

427
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 1: would have been parked a mile away on her driveway,

428
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 1: but just even stepping foot, I would have felt like

429
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:32,719
Speaker 1: a dirty hobo. Uh, just in my nicest outfit at

430
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: least vander Pump's house. My socks would have been like

431
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,679
Speaker 1: particulously picked out for Lisa Vanderpump and just to have

432
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: someone And I just loved little Lester so much in

433
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 1: that moment I called her. I was like that really

434
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 1: changed everything for me, that you were so well. People

435
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 1: sometimes like a dirty room or a dirty house with depression,

436
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 1: and that does happen, like certain people are depressed for me,

437
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 1: and it's like my it's like my father, like when

438
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 1: you would walk into his office, even his ers office,

439
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 1: he had like folders everywhere. His car had folders like everything.

440
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 1: But it's not because he was depressed. It was just

441
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: like maybe he was depressed. I'm just saying that. I

442
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 1: think like in high school, my car, if you open

443
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 1: up the back, like ship would just fall out, just

444
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: like close my locker sign. It's probably not the best sign.

445
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: But I just didn't notice it. Like it wasn't like

446
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm sad my cars, like I can't clean my car.

447
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 1: It wasn't even like I thought it wasn't and whatever.

448
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 1: You aren't ashamed of it, No, I almost like leaned

449
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 1: into it. I just maybe but part of me maybe

450
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 1: I kept it dirty so then I wouldn't be able

451
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 1: to go on dates. Maybe it was a way to

452
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: like get ahead of it. I mean, that's a lot

453
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 1: of times people you know, become obese or become don't

454
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: take care of themselves because they've been hurt in the

455
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 1: past and they don't want people to touch them again,

456
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 1: and they realize, oh, this will keep people away or

457
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 1: I'll get ahead of it. My space messy because I mean,

458
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 1: ultimately about yourself worth, Like you don't deserve a clean locker.

459
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 1: You I clean up when someone else comes over. They

460
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: deserve my house to be clean. I don't deserve my

461
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: house to be clean. In my house, it's like that

462
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: kind of thing. It's just so funny when you go

463
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: to a girl's house and they're like, don't don't judge me,

464
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: and there's literally four pieces of clothing. I can't deal

465
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: with it. It's so annoying to me when people say

466
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: their house is messy and this house was gross. It

467
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 1: it wasn't even gross, it was just messy the other day,

468
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: and I go, thank you for having your house actually messy.

469
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: It was a friend of mine that I went over,

470
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 1: and I go, I'm so happy to see an actually

471
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: messy house. That makes me feel good about mine because

472
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 1: it's not messy, it's just a lived in the house.

473
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 1: You're not gross. There's not food out, where in fact,

474
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: my place does have food out, Like I'm I'm kind

475
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: of gross. And I've just accepted it about myself because

476
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: the second you just go, my room is messy, and

477
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 1: it's not because I'm a bad person. Like now I

478
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,640
Speaker 1: just go, you've had a busy week and maybe you're

479
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 1: not feeling too good about yourself this week, and this

480
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 1: is a reflection of it. But that's okay, that's where

481
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: you're at. You don't need to, on top of that

482
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: say you're a bad person. Obviously you're struggling. Look at

483
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: your room. So I'd like even Sam Morele has that

484
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 1: great bit about going back to the girl. She's like,

485
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: you know, my house is a mess. He's like, yeah,

486
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 1: you're sucking me. I assume your whole life is in shambles.

487
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 1: It's hilarious and really, so I mean, that's the truth.

488
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: That's what comedy is still funny when it's the truth.

489
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 1: I Um, we got to get to the news. But

490
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: I lately I've been saying on stage this joke about

491
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: I guess have you ever thought about the fact that

492
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: when you came out of your mom's vagina as a baby,

493
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: your mouth hit her vagina like you've gone down on

494
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: your mom kind of have you ever thought about that? Um, Honestly, No,

495
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. The reason why is because I

496
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: had I had the cord around my neck, you still

497
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: had to pass through. No, so they had an emergency. Okay,

498
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: then you didn't know what did you come into your mind? No?

499
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: I still did, though, but it was an hour later

500
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: I went back. I never want to think about that,

501
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: but I mean that up. Have you has ever crossed

502
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: your mind? That is definitely cross your mind because I

503
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: thought I was. I'm not judging it either. I can't

504
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: believe it's not cross everyone's went because I think about

505
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: going out of my mom's vagina as a baby, and

506
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 1: I think about how my head probably had to pass

507
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: there and my mouth probably went all my mom's vagina

508
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: babies have gone. So I have a joke about it

509
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: where it's like would you It's a joke about you know, COVID,

510
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: and I talk about giving it to your parents and

511
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: how it's like oral sex. You don't want to I

512
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,479
Speaker 1: don't mind getting it, but I don't want to give

513
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: it to my parents. To joke, and I go, well,

514
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 1: if you had to do it, would you rather blow

515
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 1: your dad or go down to your mom? And then

516
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: everyone in the audience is like grossed out, and I'm like,

517
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: but really think about it, And then I say that

518
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 1: I would rather go down to my mom because I've

519
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: already done it because when you were a baby, you

520
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: came out and everyone goes oh, and I go, how

521
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 1: have you all? I go, I can't tell if I'm

522
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: just bringing something up. You've all like pushed way because

523
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 1: to me, I thought that was common knowledge, like everyone

524
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: made that realization and just tucked it away. So then

525
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: I go, that's the beauty of comedy is that is comedy,

526
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: by the way, stand up comedy. If you're ever wondering

527
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: what is good stand up comedy and when you're like,

528
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: I love that guy, it generally is. And I'm not

529
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: saying this joke is a good example, but it is

530
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 1: kind of. I'm not saying that joke is funny, and

531
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep it, but do look forward in

532
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: my upcoming special. Um comedy is when a comedian the

533
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: best comedies when you point out something very specific to

534
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: a general public that everyone goes, oh my god, I've

535
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: never thought of that, but it's so true. That's the

536
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: most you can win as a comedian is picking a

537
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: thing that someone has lived their whole life and never

538
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: put together. But it is non There's no way it's

539
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: not true. So yeah, unless you had a c section,

540
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: unless you have a c section or was so loose

541
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: that you just fell out and nothing touched it. Oh yeah,

542
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 1: it was just a gaper and you just kind of

543
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 1: all out on the floor. And then like it's almost

544
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: like that, what's the operation game? Like if you don't

545
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 1: hit the edges, it doesn't go like like you fell

546
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: out like a wishbone with a steady hand playing operation.

547
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 1: That came freaks me out. That game was wild. It

548
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: really gave me anxiety. Let's get to the news. The

549
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: news apparently. First Oh man, I love that. I hope

550
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: you're having all of the swells out there. You're having

551
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: a great time. I really do. I just come from

552
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 1: the heart, I swear, okay. First story. Researchers say that

553
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: after testing fell during the pandemic, a surgeon STDs as Ahead.

554
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: Investigators reviewed data more than eighteen million STD test results

555
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: from patients fourteen to forty nine from January two thin

556
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: to two thousand and twenty. They found screening declines of

557
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: six men and women, so less people are getting tested,

558
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: so they feel like, you know, more people are gonna

559
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: get it because they don't even realize. Because so many

560
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: STDs like gnarrhea and chlamydia are asymptomatic, So people are

561
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: gonna be fucking a lot this summer apparently, So there's

562
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: gonna be a surge. There's now a downtick, but it's

563
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: only due to not because it's not out there. It's

564
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: just people. Less people are getting tested. I believe that's

565
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: kind of what I read. But yeah, I mean less

566
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: people probably also had sex staring COVID daring it. And

567
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: because like since they're not they haven't been tested, they

568
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: haven't been treated either, so there's it's more likely to spread.

569
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: So if we're talking about some asymptomatic STDs, what's what

570
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: do Why don't we want to get them then? Because

571
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: they're symptomatic to other people? Oh so like you, like

572
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: if I gave you ganorrhea and I don't feel anything,

573
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: but then it burns when you piss. Why doesn't burn

574
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: when you piss? Maybe because I got something else that's

575
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: fighting it. So you have two STDs, two negative two

576
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: positives make it negatweight. That's not metal. Think about HPVO

577
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: from men, it's it's kind of nothing. I guess, like

578
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: on their penis or like if it's in their mouth,

579
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: it's different. But for women it could turn to cervical cancer, yes,

580
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: and it can yes, and then it can turn into

581
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: throat cancer, esophageal cancer, I think for men um yeah,

582
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Um. My question is can I get

583
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: the Gardisil vaccine now as a because I remember it's

584
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: like get your girls? Can you get the HPV vaccine? Yeah?

585
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: Like can I get gardens sil now, even though I

586
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: think I did. I mean, I've had abnormal pap smeers

587
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: in the past, so HPV was definitely in my past. However,

588
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: haven't had it reported in a pap smere and I

589
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: would say eight years, ten years maybe, So is it gone?

590
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: The virus viruses don't go that. I mean, maybe one

591
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: of our listeners can let us know. But it's I COVID.

592
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: You can get COVID, right, and then you can get

593
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: the vaccine after you've had COVID, right, and then you're good.

594
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 1: But you still can get COVID, but a very small percentage.

595
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: It's just not as symptomatic, right. I guess maybe if

596
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: you treat my problem, Why do we not know all

597
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: of the answers about COVID. Can I just say real quick,

598
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: my beef with COVID in the vaccine is, if you

599
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: don't want to get the vaccine, I don't care. And

600
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: tell me if I need someone who really knows what

601
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: they're talking about to explain to me why someone goes,

602
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: you got to wear your mask because people could people

603
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: need to get the vaccine because then they can spread

604
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: it to people. And I go, yeah, to people who

605
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: didn't get the vaccine. So if you're getting it, everyone

606
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: has access to the vaccine right at this point pretty

607
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: much in our country. In our country, okay, let's just

608
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: say in our country. And if you if you can't

609
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: get the vaccine because you're pregnant or you're doing something

610
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,719
Speaker 1: where god damn mask can stay away from people, that's

611
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: you're that's your You need to protect yourself from people

612
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: in the way that you want to. If I give

613
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: if you, if people who didn't get the vaccine give

614
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: it to other people, those people are probably people that

615
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: didn't get the vaccine too, in which case you signed

616
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: up for it. You're taking the risk by not getting

617
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: the vaccine. You know the risk, and because you don't

618
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: want to do the vaccine because you feel that it

619
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: is a bigger risk to take it than m chancing it.

620
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: So what's the problem If people who have signed who

621
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: don't want to wear a seatbelt get in a car wreck,

622
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: it's not a seatbelt effects the one person, doesn't affect

623
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: the other people. But through, okay they through and every

624
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: when everyone gets stopped up at this, I understand that

625
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 1: being not wearing a seatbelt only affects you. But if

626
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: you don't get the vaccine, Andrew right, and then so

627
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: what's the problem there? You could give some you could

628
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: give it to someone. I mean, I give the idea,

629
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: so you might give it to someone, right, if you

630
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: don't have the vaccine. And that's why it's a problem.

631
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: It's like, God, you get the vaccine, you might give

632
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: it to someone who might you give it to to

633
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: someone with the vaccine or without the vaccine, without the vaccine,

634
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: so they also chose to not have the vaccine, so

635
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: they know the risk. So who cares if people that

636
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: don't get the vaccine get COVID? I don't care anymore.

637
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: I don't care if they get COVID. I just care

638
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: that it's still part of our country. And why don't

639
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: we all let it go and just say that people

640
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: that don't get the vaccine can get COVID and bye bye.

641
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't want you to die, But like,

642
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: why doesn't don't Why don't we all get up more

643
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: with that and let people do whatever then they want.

644
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,959
Speaker 1: I understand. If it's like making hospitals strain and it's

645
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: shutting down businesses, we need to all I say, no

646
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: more masks ever. And if you don't get the vaccine,

647
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: it's your goddamn fault. And it protect the people that

648
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: can't get the vaccine for reasons other than their own choice,

649
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: and those people do need to take precaution. But I

650
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: don't care. If you don't get the vaccine, if you

651
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: risk dying from COVID, that's your risk. I don't care.

652
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: It's not about caring. It's about just like the excuse

653
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: is to not take the vaccine. Are just for a

654
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: lot of people? Are just they? It doesn't see if

655
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: someone doesn't want to wear a seatbelt or a helmet,

656
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: why are we going to force them to do that?

657
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: Why do you make me wear is he bet when

658
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: we're in the car because your body might fly all

659
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: over and hit me and I am wearing. That's the

660
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: point about COVID. No, it's not because the only person

661
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: you would injure in a car without a seatbelt, there's

662
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: another person without a seatbelt on. But that's because I

663
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: would inure. But if you have COVID and you don't

664
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: have the vaccine and you give it to someone, you

665
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 1: can only injure other people that don't have the vaccine

666
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: who have, They're then decided. So where is the problem

667
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: because it still exists because it's still annoying? What but

668
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: it's only affecting people who don't want to protect themselves

669
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: from it. Don't know. But it doesn't just affect those people.

670
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: It affects the people that take the vaccine. Because I

671
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: don't understand why why businesses are being affected because we're

672
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: still protecting people who aren't getting the vaccine. Let's stop

673
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: protecting them. They have a choice to protect themselves, they

674
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 1: don't want to, Let's live them them freely. Look, I'm

675
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: not I think when you told me this it made

676
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: me because at first I was very like I I

677
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: just didn't understand why people because people that walk around

678
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: with twenty vaccines in them, they don't even question it.

679
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: But now all of a sudden, they're smarter than the

680
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: smartest guy in the room. I just don't. I don't

681
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: care what that but but I'm saying I was upset

682
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: about that. That was the one thing I was upset about.

683
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: I was like, why are we even thinking about this?

684
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: You're eating a fucking sonic bacon cheeseburger from a guy

685
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: with no gloves, but you won't trust the scientists in

686
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: a billion dollar laboratory. This didn't make sense to me.

687
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: So that's what makes me angry, is the the the

688
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: iron need, the hipprie whatever, people being hypocrites now. But

689
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: then when you said, hey, look they're choosing not to

690
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: take it. If they get sick, they get sick, it's

691
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 1: their choice. You're fine. So with all that being said,

692
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: it relaxed me and I'm like, Okay, let them do

693
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: their fucking thing. It's not gonna say. I'm not gonna

694
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: think about it anymore. I mean, honestly, I have never

695
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: felt so confused in my life than talking about people

696
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: who don't want the vaccine. I think it is a

697
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: done deal. Everyone no wear no masks because everyone access

698
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: to the vaccine, which obviously cuts down on your tenses

699
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: of getting it. If you choose not to get it,

700
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: you might get it, and then it's not our fault.

701
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: And I just want to say that I understand on

702
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: our infrastructure, it makes people like people can't work if

703
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 1: they get COVID, Hospitals get cramped. Hospitals are not over

704
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: over stuffed right now. Um, there are businesses I'm sure

705
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 1: that are shut down, but that's only because we're being

706
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: too critical of people that haven't gotten the vaccine, who

707
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: have already put themselves at risk. If you want to

708
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: go to into a war zone without a bullet proof vests,

709
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: that's your prerogative. And if you want to use other

710
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: people without bullet proof vests as your shield, they also

711
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: chose to not wear a bullet from us. And I

712
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: don't care die, get sick, whatever, it's your choice. I

713
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: don't want you to die, and I think you should

714
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: get it because I want you to protect yourself. But

715
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: and because I've did it and I haven't any side effects.

716
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 1: But if you don't want it, I literally don't care.

717
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: And your whole point about you either bacon cheeseburger, you

718
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: don't know what's in it. There's that that that I

719
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: don't like that frame of logic, of like, because just

720
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: because you do one thing that's blindly stupid doesn't mean

721
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: you do need to do all the things that are

722
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: blindly stupid. It doesn't make one more blindly stupid thing

723
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 1: better to do. This is my point next time. But

724
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: the other thing isn't blindly stupid. Eating a bacon cheese

725
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: a vaccine is not blindly How do you know? How

726
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: do you know? You're putting it into the same category,

727
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: So why shouldn't I You're saying that you trust the

728
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: bacon cheese, saying one is extremely blindly blindly stupid, and

729
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: the other one is not. You're doing stupid, blindly stupid.

730
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: The people that aren't getting it stupid and blind. I

731
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: mean I say that like I don't know. I I

732
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: honestly see good points on both sides, and I just

733
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: think that if you are willing to take that risk,

734
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: then you all all the right to you. And I'm

735
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: just gonna keep not wearing a mask. I'm not protecting

736
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: you anymore. Also, buy tickets to the show. I don't care,

737
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: just come to the show. In fact, not vaccinated, come

738
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 1: to the show. I guess it's selfish. I do want

739
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: to understand, though, if my logic has flawed in any

740
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: way other than write us in and then explain, let's

741
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: let's figure it. The only reason our economy is taxed

742
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: is because we're still having to do COVID protocols for

743
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: to protect people that already opted. Only reason why the

744
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: economy is open is because people decided to take the vaccine.

745
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: So we're good. Now it's out, so we're good. I know,

746
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: but that's the that's the logic right there. People. We're

747
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: open because people took the vaccine. I understand that. But

748
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: now that there's an option, now that there's band aids

749
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: out there for everyone's cuts, if you have a cut

750
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: and you don't want to wear a bandage, I don't care.

751
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: So we had to do we had to shut down

752
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: things because there wasn't a vaccine. Now there is. You

753
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: have a choice to get vaccinated, and now if you

754
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: don't want it, then just go out there and live.

755
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: That's fine. That's fine. I'm not I'm not. I'm not disagreeing.

756
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: There's no reason to be angry with people who aren't

757
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: getting excitated in my in my frame of you. But

758
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: I am very uneducated with this, so I would like

759
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: to be uh, you know, enlightened by anyone who actually

760
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: knows facts. Okay, anyways, next story, the paragone falcon. Uh yeah,

761
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: pere para in the paragon. I love these because people, right,

762
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: and they go Actually, Andrews said Peregrine the first time. Yeah,

763
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: maybe you did. Is it Peregrine? You're making me pear frown?

764
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Okay, So there is an R

765
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:19,439
Speaker 1: at the end there No pregrin. Falcon have natural eye

766
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: makeup that improves their ability to target fast moving prey

767
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 1: in bright sunlight. They have feathers that helped their eyes

768
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: so they can attack. And they look pretty as fun.

769
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: I mean, they're adorable, aren't they. Oh yeah, they're so.

770
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: They have a smoky eye and they have like that

771
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 1: is so cute. Um. I love that because it proves

772
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: that eyeliner and I makeup serves a you know, uh,

773
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: survival purpose, a evolutionary purpose, which is to deflect the

774
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: light coming into your eye. That's why football players wear

775
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: the smudge underneath their eyes, right because this, Yeah, yeah,

776
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: when we wear eyeliner. First of all, no eyeliner like

777
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: the number one like thing that makes you look better?

778
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: Can we all agree? Men, don't even know it, agreed.

779
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 1: I I don't know if if men notice women men

780
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: don't notice as men notice, but they don't realize they

781
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 1: noticed as much as women think they know. Oh my god,

782
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: islander was always my Survivor thing. Like if I brought

783
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 1: one thing on the Survivor island, eyeliner or mascara because

784
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: masscare can double his eyeliner. If you could smudge it enough,

785
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: you kind of like rub it around, it can give

786
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: you a smoky eye. But yeah, that is the number

787
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: one thing that um, that's why you would bring on

788
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: an island if you had what about like I mean,

789
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: if I wasn't surviving a TV show where they let

790
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: you bring one thing, I'm not gonna bring you look good,

791
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: but then your whole body looks dirty except your eye. No,

792
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: you'll look great. I'll look like spray tanded with dirt.

793
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: Everyone on Survivor always looks so tan, lose weight, look

794
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: like dehydrated, and like you look like I don't know,

795
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: Like my dad went on Survivor. Really his name was

796
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: Danny Limbombo Limbo and he can go. He very low.

797
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: Actually he was a little man but strong, but he

798
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 1: uh he he brought Loafers like that was his whole thing.

799
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: He brought like Italian like the I mean, I'm sure

800
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: that was his thing, you know what I mean, Like

801
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: he thought he was gonna be known like Danny Loafers

802
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, your last name is Lembo. I

803
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 1: think we're gonna go with that. He brought a limbo

804
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: bar um. What do you bring on a survivor island?

805
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: One object that you get to bring? I mean, we're

806
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: just talking about this show, or do you m m hmm. Condoms? Really? Yeah?

807
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: I mean, the last thing you want is a disease

808
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: on an island. But do you know that when you're starving,

809
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: you don't want to fuck and you pretty much become

810
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: starving almost immediately on that show. I think that that

811
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: romances do develop on the show, But no one, be

812
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: fucking not no one. I haven't seen the show in

813
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: a while. But condoms, I don't know my first thing

814
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: that came to mind. I was thinking about, like maybe

815
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: like a some kind of like object to protect myself,

816
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: But I guess that's not really big quickly in a relationship.

817
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: Can I not wear condoms? When I finally get one

818
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: the very first day? I think I'll just get testable

819
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 1: book get tested hotter than two guys people getting I

820
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: think it's kind of hot to know that you can

821
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: just like come all over each other and not catch anything,

822
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: be inside each other. My god, we told like funny

823
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: masturbation stories list night at dinner. My dad was just

824
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: sitting there quietly and didn't want to share his because

825
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: we were just talking about like young boys, like wet

826
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: dreams and like smearing calm on the like and my

827
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: dad I knew I had stories to tell, and he

828
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: finally told something. I was just it was fun to

829
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: hear by your mom being uncomfortable with what did ari? Fuck? Oh,

830
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: he got silly putty. He stored up silly putty and

831
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: put it inside here. Yeah. He would go to a

832
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: toy store and they would out because he was buying

833
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: So you can make a flashlight with a tennis ball? Yeah,

834
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: tennis can? Yeah? Um, I mean the things you do can?

835
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: I going back to make up real quick and things

836
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: you don't notice. Noah. The other day, Andrew, we're watching something.

837
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: And Andrew was like, wow, pink lips are really like

838
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: an attractive thing. Under what were we watching? Friends? Wasn't no, No,

839
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 1: it was something else. But yeah, I just I didn't

840
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: really notice girls wearing pink lips lipstick until recently. I

841
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 1: always wear, like, my favorite lipstick is pink. I hated

842
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: darker shade. It just never looks good at me. I

843
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 1: always wear like light pink, and Andrew goes, pink lipstick

844
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: looks really good. I was like, it's definitely my favorite

845
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: us like because it makes sure lips like girls lips

846
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: looks like like a pussy and I was like, I

847
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: know that's I go. That's why your lips when you're

848
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: ovulating as a woman get fuller. That's why when we

849
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: want fuller lips, because it's all leading to like being

850
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: a an ape and presenting your like making men think

851
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: about sex. The Clueless really nailed it when she's when

852
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: Sharf sitting in class and she's like, you take off

853
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 1: your clothes, you show more skin because skin makes guys

854
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: think about sex. And you like put your the pen

855
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: in your mouth because they look at your lips and

856
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: it makes them think. Anything that you can do to

857
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: make men think about sex, like brown my lips around

858
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: my lips to make people don't really know the whole.

859
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: I would like to be penetrated um. Women's mouths are

860
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: so much harder than men's. I don't know what it

861
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: is about a woman's mouth, but it's like I love

862
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: when you're about to make out with someone and they

863
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: like you just look at each other's mouths. That's when

864
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: you know it's on. When you look at someone's mouth

865
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: a lot, or they're death like, or it's a death person.

866
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: I'm talking to my lips and I'm like, do you

867
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: want to make out? And they're like, no, that's only

868
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: way it can. I haven't. I would, though, I'm now

869
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: um really uh working on my feet. I want hot

870
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: feet again, because I mean I feel I already like

871
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: my feet, even though I have bunians like I never

872
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: have thought my bundians are disgusting some people have, but

873
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: I feel like I have. Really there's free hand right now,

874
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 1: but I feel like I have like feminine feet. They're

875
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: long and skinny, like they don't look like men's feet,

876
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: and I feel like I would like them like I want.

877
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: I heard that Machine Gun Kelly interview yesterday where he

878
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: was talking about having a foot fetish. It really turned

879
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: me on. Your feet are very skinny, yeah, like narrow.

880
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: We have the same size shoe. But your foot, you

881
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: would think is way longer than mine because of a ballerina.

882
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: But it definitely is a woman's foot, even though it's

883
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: jacked up with a Bunyian. But I, um, I think

884
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 1: I might get into like I'm I'm trying. I just

885
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: want my I'm going to spend more time on pedicures

886
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna wear more shoes with Like I only

887
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: have one pair of shoes noah, that show my toes.

888
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: One I don't have, you know, besides flip flops because

889
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: I hate my toes. I've always been so ashamed of

890
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: Bunyan's and now after hearing the my celebrity crush is

891
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 1: a foot guy, I'm like, I gotta fix my feet.

892
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 1: I gotta, and so many men are. And the thing

893
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: is I like having my foot rubbed. I feel it's erotic.

894
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: Um you notice our hands right, Yeah, I like a

895
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: guy's feet. I like to massage guy's feet that I like,

896
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: And I like, like, what would you rate mine? I

897
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: just cut my toe nail so it's not degree. They're okay.

898
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: I've been told a cute feet there. Yeah, they're they're

899
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: they're they're they're nice. I could love your feet if

900
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, my mom's pinky toe goes

901
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: above her. Oh yeah, that's just from shoes. Yeah, I've

902
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: seen that before. Yeah, we kind of have the same toe,

903
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: a little hammer toe of the pinky. They say if

904
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: your second toes longer than your first toe, you can

905
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: fuck good, which is whoever thought of that obviously, or

906
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:07,959
Speaker 1: second toe was longer than the first though, mind flowers. Um, yeah,

907
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: but those kinds of things are so funny. Some guys like, dude,

908
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: my toe is weird. It's always because yeah, wait, how

909
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: long is your middle finger when you put up your hand,

910
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: way longer than your other fingers? How much longer? About

911
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: half an inch? Yeah, yeah, okay that makes sense. I

912
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: was playing guitar and I was like, I think my

913
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: middle finger is too long. Um, are you into feet?

914
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: And I mean I just I just know him in

915
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: the feat I've always been in like for some reason,

916
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: listening to Machine Gun Kelly normalize it and for him

917
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: to be someone that I'm like into it, like I'm like,

918
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: oh my god, and like my new selebt crush, I

919
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: just like I'm like I'm back into I want to

920
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: like really embrace feet and I'm just I'm a fucking freak. Recently,

921
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: I like, I am a sex freak, and I cannot

922
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: freaking wait to be in my next relationship. I'm gonna

923
00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: do some wild stuff. That guy's gonna be exhausted, Yeah,

924
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: because you've got a lot of a lot of a

925
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: lot of getting done. I mean yeah, I mean, I

926
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: don't think exhausted. It's just gonna be so fun. I

927
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: don't know who it will be, but if you're out

928
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: there listening, it's gonna feel like you lost your virginia again.

929
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: It's been that long where a dick has not been

930
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: I mean, granted you've been using toys, but like it

931
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: has been. Um, I think tomorrow won't be exactly two

932
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: years from the last time I had sex. And yeah,

933
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: I mean just imagine you're just getting like Doggie style,

934
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: Like no, no, no, not my favorite. Yeah, that's more

935
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: like it, No Doggie. It's just like, I mean, I

936
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: wanted to have sex so bad. I mean, I've been

937
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: in positions where it could have happened many times and

938
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: just didn't let it. But man, but I because I

939
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 1: knew that sex is the best when you're in love. Like,

940
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: I can't wait to have sex when I'm in love

941
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: with someone and they love me to like I've never

942
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: really felt that, and I am holding out for it,

943
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: and I know it is in my future and it's

944
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: going to be the goddamn best, like I or I'm

945
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: gonna just hire someone to fucking tie me up and

946
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: bang and it won't be love. It'll just be transactional.

947
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,280
Speaker 1: The first time you fucking two years, the guy nuts

948
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: in like three seconds, just like how you lost your virginity,

949
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: Like I would love that. I could take that as

950
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: a compliment. Take it as a compliment. You entered my vagina.

951
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, last night? No waiter last night? Oh yeah.

952
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 1: Can I just share a little anecdote. So Andrew got

953
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: me a fannie back. I'm talking telling my mom about it,

954
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: and we're like, she goes a fannie back and I go, yeah,

955
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: did you know that? Um, I don't know what it

956
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: got its name from either, you know, fanny meaning but

957
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: in American you know, and then British slang for fanny

958
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: is vagina. They call of vagina fanny. So I say

959
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: this to my mom. She's We're sitting at the end

960
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: of the table where a furthest from the waiter who

961
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: I already know recognizes me and is being a little

962
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: bit fun, you know, like I know he knows who

963
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: I am, or he's just enchanted by me. But I

964
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: just think he knows who I am because he's given

965
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: me a little too much. Very nice guy. Here's me

966
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: have a he's taking my sister's drink order at the

967
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 1: other side of the table. He hears me tell my mom.

968
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: I literally am having a private discussion with my mom

969
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: while the waiters finishing up taking orders, and I go, yeah,

970
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: and it's also British. Fanny means vagina in like British slang,

971
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: and he goes vulva and I look up and I'm

972
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: like what he locks He goes vulva and I go, oh, yeah, No,

973
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: I know that I'm talking to my mom, though, who

974
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: doesn't understand that vagina doesn't. I'm not talking to a doctor,

975
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: so I understand that the outside of a woman's You

976
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: took it that as like him being who I thought

977
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: he was, just just like I didn't think he was

978
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: correcting you in a way like you're wrong. It's actually volva. No,

979
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: it was. It was woke. It was because men. Look well,

980
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: it's also it's also him showing me knowledge of that

981
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: he knows women. Because it is respectable when a guy

982
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: says vulva instead of vagina. Because for all of you

983
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 1: who are listening, when you say vagina and you're talking

984
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: about the outside of a woman's vagina, the lips, the clip,

985
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: all that, that's actually the vulva. The inside canal is

986
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: the vagina. So it's incorrect. But don't say vulva to

987
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 1: me when you're taking my order and I'm about to

988
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: eat at your restaurant, and I didn't. I'm not talking

989
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 1: to you sexual kind. It's a first time I ignored him,

990
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: and the second he goes vulva and I go, you

991
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: can take Literally, you were six ft away from me, sir,

992
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: and you just screamed vulva across the table. I'm having

993
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 1: a private talk without my mom. My mom doesn't understand

994
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: what vulva means. Maybe it was recommending a new car

995
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: for me to get. That was Let's get to why

996
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: do I care? What's in celebrity news today? Can I

997
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: do the other story for why do I care? I

998
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 1: think it'll be better? Okay, why do I care? All right?

999
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: So Julian Huff Huff oh, can I finish this? Her

1000
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: niece went on TikTok to say that my aunt Julian

1001
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: Huff said that she slept with Leonardo DiCaprio. They were

1002
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: pictured together in two thousand three at an event, So thirteen,

1003
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: I'm sorry her and Leo, and she said that she

1004
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: said that Leo was bad at sex, not good in bed.

1005
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: And her niece went on TikTok to get clout for

1006
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: that and revealed that you know it's true. You know,

1007
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: she probably dropped that out of Thanksgiving. The niece held

1008
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: onto it for years and years, even though she was

1009
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: probably too young to understand it at the time. It

1010
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: has been ruined the Leonardo DiCaprio wears headphones when he's

1011
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: having sex. It is why didn't want the slub gossip

1012
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 1: rag that on Instagram that has all the blind items

1013
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 1: and all the latest sleb gossip. Uh calls him headphones

1014
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: or so they call him headphones or something. Wow. I

1015
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: heard that. I've heard that a lot of people have

1016
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: heard like he comes into the hotel room and he

1017
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: won't even kiss the girl, he won't even look at

1018
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: her headphones on we have sex and then leave and

1019
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,760
Speaker 1: make them sign an n d a. Yeah, and obviously

1020
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: they don't stick to that because they'd be telling people. Man. Yeah,

1021
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: so Julianna Hoff said, he wasn't that great. Isn't so

1022
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: funny not to think about like your own nephew and

1023
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: like they know you're like what celebrity you fun and

1024
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: that they're bad, Like it's just so funny to think

1025
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: that my nephew. One day I'll be like, yeah, dude,

1026
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 1: I thought this, my uncle Andrew said. And then they'll

1027
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: sell you out. I mean, I know for a fact

1028
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: I've said things to people that could be get back

1029
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: to you know, family has told, family has told friends.

1030
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: I mean I told something last night that was I

1031
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: didn't even mean to tell. And I go, please do

1032
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 1: not let it leave this table because this is actually

1033
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: sensitive and I felt really bad, But yeah, can I

1034
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: do it quick? Why do I care? That's ours? I

1035
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: was on the subreddit demoi d e u x m

1036
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 1: o I, which is the subreddit of the Instagram account

1037
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: that's the celebrity gossip where all they do is post

1038
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: someone people right in it's I love it so much.

1039
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: Guess who shows up last night? So last night I'm

1040
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Are on reddit demoa Subreddit and someone goes,

1041
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 1: has anyone heard of this rumor? I would be very

1042
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: shocked if it's true. This is our friend, Claire Parker,

1043
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: comedian Claire Parker, who I love so much, who is

1044
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 1: a little gossipy lady. She has a lot of like

1045
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: she has like Britney Spears podcast. She is flirty, fun gossipy,

1046
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: so smart, so funny, and people just are being so

1047
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 1: mean to around this. But this is a This is

1048
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: a piece of gossip that she has that I found.

1049
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: I have potentially celebrity gossip. Grandma or may not know

1050
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 1: me and my co host actually our comics New York City,

1051
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: So we kind of like, in certain circles, you're laughing

1052
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,040
Speaker 1: at me. We're not in Joy's circle, We're not in

1053
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 1: John Lanney's circle. But somebody is, and somebody is who

1054
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: knows somebody who knows somebod who knows somebody who knows us.

1055
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 1: And the word on the street is Oliviaman is pregnant.

1056
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: Could be true, can be not true? That maybe it

1057
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 1: is true? Okay, what do we think? Well, first of all,

1058
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: I think people are so mad at Claire. People are

1059
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,879
Speaker 1: saying the second she said, in certain circles I stopped listening.

1060
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: It's like she wasn't being serious. And also she is

1061
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: in certain circles, she's very she is a couple of

1062
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: degrees away from John Mullaney. I think where she went wrong,

1063
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: where why people will get upset is because she said

1064
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: like nineteen somebody's so it makes it feel like, oh,

1065
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: you don't even really know the answer. So why are

1066
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 1: you spreading this lit? Here's the thing is when because

1067
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: that's what every lie is, that's what every rumor is,

1068
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: and she's just being honest. And you're right. I know

1069
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: you're playing devil's advocate. I do want to say, though,

1070
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,720
Speaker 1: that I think she's going to be right. I have nothing,

1071
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: I know, nothing to support that. But here is a

1072
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: thing that I thought was very interesting that someone commented, well,

1073
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 1: if true, that could explain the quick pr rollout regarding

1074
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: the divorce for his wife and dating Olivia Munn news

1075
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: in terms of they came right on top of each other.

1076
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: No judgment, but I can't imagine how Oh wait, someone said, um,

1077
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: the thing is someone said that maybe it's true because

1078
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,919
Speaker 1: of how quickly they came out about their relationship after

1079
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: the divorce, which means she might be already pregnant, and

1080
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 1: they just don't want it to look as bad as

1081
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: it might when the baby is born in six months

1082
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: as opposed to you know, like they can't be like

1083
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: it's premature and it comes out like twelve pounds. You

1084
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: know what, this baby they're gonna it's gonna help the

1085
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: PRS like the fact that like, oh but I know

1086
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 1: I left my wife, but now we have this beautiful

1087
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: child together, and everyone's gonna get behind the baby and

1088
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, we understand. It's real, you know, and

1089
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: it's gonna make my quote from less Culturess where I

1090
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 1: said they're not someone wrote, I literally am reading this

1091
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: thread and all of a sudden, my name pops up

1092
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: and says Also Nicki Glazer, who is a lot more

1093
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 1: connected to John than this chick not true, said that

1094
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 1: she didn't see it lasting long and people need to

1095
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: leave them alone so it will end quickly. All I

1096
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: said on let is like, I'm so jealous of this

1097
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: new love that I just let's leave them alone so

1098
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: it can go away. Because because I'm jealous of the

1099
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 1: pr Honestly, I'm jealous. I want to be in a

1100
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: celebrity couple. So people will talk about my relationships, speculate

1101
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: and talk about me. I it's it's so, I would.

1102
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: She's Anne Marie Tydler is very hot, gorgeous girl. Um,

1103
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: I would be open to it. However, I hope I

1104
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,919
Speaker 1: whatever I do, probably think this is true, even though

1105
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 1: I have no reason to believe it is other than

1106
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: that thing that you just heard. I bet you it's

1107
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: true because it all makes sense. I always wondered why

1108
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: the divorce was announced, and then right on top of that,

1109
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know if they announced they were dating,

1110
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: so that actually makes it a little bit less. Maybe

1111
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: they're pregnant. But it is interesting that both Olivia Man

1112
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: and John Molaney have been pretty vehement about not wanting children,

1113
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden they're going to have children

1114
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: and or a child. And let me just say, John

1115
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: is a friend of mine, Olivia is friends with friends

1116
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: of mine. I still don't think it's gonna last, but

1117
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: that is not because I don't believe in their love.

1118
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: I don't believe in any love, and I don't believe

1119
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: literally anything last. So it is when I say that

1120
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: things are gonna last, it's not any judgment on that.

1121
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: I don't think anything last. Noah, I believe you and

1122
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 1: they will last because they are not in Hollywood and

1123
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: they had a courtship that lasted over uh you know,

1124
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: two weeks before they decided to conceive. Um they you

1125
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 1: know what I mean. No, no, no, it's not right

1126
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: it But I mean what I'm just saying is like

1127
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: and I'm not again, I'm not passing judgment on Olivia

1128
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: and John. I'm just saying when I say things don't last,

1129
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: it is not a bad It's not a bad thing.

1130
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: I said this yesterday in the podcast. A relationship is

1131
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 1: not a failure. If it ends, it is not. It

1132
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: is not. It is not in many cases. If it

1133
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: doesn't end, it's it's only how you deal with the ending. No,

1134
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 1: it literally isn't what it could be. A successful relationship

1135
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: can be. You can get out and say you and

1136
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: every want to talk to you again right when it

1137
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: starts to sour, and that's a success. But if you

1138
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: have kids, it gets become Yeah, I handle it well

1139
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 1: with the kids and don't talk about But that's a

1140
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,919
Speaker 1: big thing. A lot of parents don't do that because

1141
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: they see it as a failure, and then they're so

1142
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: wrapped up in their own egos. I know, but even

1143
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: staying together and fighting for the rest of the child's

1144
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 1: life is the worst. I'd say that's worse than just

1145
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 1: being tomato tomatoes. Uh, let's get on to finish my

1146
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: sentence speaking of relationships. Uh, this week when it's it's

1147
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: wacky Wild Wednesday, which means we'll do any segment we

1148
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: goddamn want to. And today it's going to be finished

1149
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: my sentence. I love that like on other days, we

1150
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 1: don't have a choice. Like the other day, I mean,

1151
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 1: it's up to us, but it's a it's a stagnant thing.

1152
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: And on Wednesdays it could be well it's God. Um,

1153
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: thank you so much God. By the way, God really

1154
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: picked a good one. No, God has been really killing

1155
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: it for me recently. I want to just think, I

1156
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: don't even I'm not a religious person, but there's some

1157
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: kind of there's some kind of energy out there that's

1158
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: been really looking out for old Glaze Dog, and uh,

1159
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: I just want to shout out to that. And I

1160
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,439
Speaker 1: also want to shout out to the fact that things

1161
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 1: could go wrong any time now in my life and

1162
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: it would also be God looking out for me. And

1163
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 1: it's all meant to be my mom's canceled Greece trip. Man,

1164
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 1: we had the best time last night. None of that

1165
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: would have happened if they went to Greece. Im I mean,

1166
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: last night was fucking fun. I had a great time.

1167
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 1: It was a perfect birthday. Finish my sentence? Okay, no,

1168
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: what's what's the sentence? That Andrew and I will be

1169
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: finishing for each other and trying to get as close

1170
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: to as possible and not hating each other at least

1171
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. If you get the vaccine,

1172
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 1: let me do if you were to get the vaccine. Wait, no,

1173
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: never mind, if I have to spend the rest of

1174
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: my life. People love Noah's voice because I have a list.

1175
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 1: You're like, Noah's voice comes in like hey, everyone writes

1176
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 1: we love Noah's I mean, I get it, folks. She

1177
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: sounds like the beekeeper? Can you take the bees from

1178
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: this happen? Someone said she sounds like or not Siri

1179
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: like the GPS woman. Oh okay, what tell us? Sorry,

1180
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: go ahead, we'll stop talking so we can hear your

1181
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: perfect voice. The irony were like, her voice is so great. Sorry, festies,

1182
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, God, I'm annoying myself today. I know

1183
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm a lot this week. Okay. If I have to

1184
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: spend the rest of my life with someone, my ideal

1185
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 1: partner will absolutely have the characteristic of okay, So this

1186
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: is a successful relationship that you're you know, forever, even

1187
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: though I don't think that means successful necessarily. Let's say

1188
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 1: we find the love of our life. This person ideally

1189
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: would have the characteristic of can I go first for you? Easy? Yeah,

1190
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: not sexually not sexually easy. Well, but so this is

1191
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 1: Nikki answering as Andrew. Yes, I'm Andrew Colin, and the

1192
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: characteristic I want in a girl that I might spend

1193
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: the rest of my life with would be easy going.

1194
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: And that means for me, Andrew Colin, it means she

1195
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: doesn't get mad at me about anything ever, and doesn't

1196
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 1: take offense to anything or doesn't take anything personally, and

1197
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 1: never gets her feelings hurt and maybe gets a little

1198
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: like like m I'm mad, like just always is in

1199
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 1: a good mood and just goes with the flow no

1200
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 1: matter what. So, um, you know, a man, your ideal

1201
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 1: a characteristic is a man. He said this another day

1202
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 1: to me, By the way, because we're talking about relationship,

1203
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: which is the fair point. I go, babe, um, I

1204
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 1: was talking to you about lunch esterday and go, Andrew.

1205
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: I honestly think that it's everyone, he goes. I can't

1206
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 1: stand emotional changes in women that are like so drastic,

1207
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: And I said, that's hormones, and that's every woman. And

1208
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: you have to understand that there's no woman. There's women

1209
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: that know how to cope with their emotional changes due

1210
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 1: to hormones. And men have this too, by the way,

1211
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 1: but it's so it's so unpredictable for us, and we're

1212
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: so out of Unless you're really in tune with your

1213
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: emotions and do a lot of work on yourself and

1214
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 1: are able to communicate and a and and know your

1215
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: feelings and know your subconscious feelings, you get swept away

1216
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: by them and it's like a riptide that just pulls

1217
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 1: you out. And I just don't think there's any woman

1218
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,480
Speaker 1: that won't change her emotions on a dime and kind

1219
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 1: of scare you sometimes. And maybe I'm wrong. No, uh uh,

1220
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: I agree. I mean it's definitely taken a lot of work.

1221
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: And I've been kind of keeping a tally of how

1222
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 1: many days I've been easy going, because that's a kind

1223
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 1: of a company. But that's not even keep like that's

1224
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like you, we have we have to

1225
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 1: stay conscious of it. It's not like I'm just saying

1226
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: that's wild. It's so much easier for guys really and

1227
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: and men who want that and a woman. It's just

1228
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: it's not realistic. But that doesn't mean that it it

1229
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 1: can't happen. It doesn't mean that you just have to

1230
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 1: be you just have to put up with it. It

1231
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 1: means that you need to have a toolbox, and the

1232
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 1: woman has to acknowledge that she needs a toolbox and

1233
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,920
Speaker 1: that it's not okay just to be like, it's just

1234
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: the way I am. It is the where you are,

1235
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 1: but you need to figure out how to handle it. Yeah,

1236
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: And I mean I think there are certain things that

1237
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: you can do where your emotions can be more like

1238
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,439
Speaker 1: you know, how you take care of yourself, how you

1239
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 1: like the choices you make, can then uh keep those

1240
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 1: like you know, emotions and check. Well, if my room

1241
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 1: is messy and you do something that annoys me that

1242
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 1: has to do with mess in the living room, I'm

1243
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 1: gonna be more mad about that than if my room

1244
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: were clean. And that only has everything to do with

1245
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 1: me and I acknowledge that right now, but in the moment,

1246
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: that's a hard rooster to call, you know. I recommend

1247
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: a book that you also read, Nikki. Yeah, Feeling Good

1248
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: by David Burns. Yeah, it's I I didn't actually finish it,

1249
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: but it's a great book about cognitive behavioral therapy. And

1250
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: there's a new Yeah, he wrote Feeling Good, and he

1251
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: wrote the newest addition that is updated for modern life

1252
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: called Feeling Great. And uh, I really recommend to anyone

1253
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,480
Speaker 1: struggling with depression and stress. It's like literally a workbook

1254
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: that treat your brain like a math problem kind of,

1255
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 1: and you can trick you not even trick yourself. You

1256
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 1: can really deco owed your thoughts and not give them

1257
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: like you can. You can treat your own depression with

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01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: a book. If you can't afford therapy, which sucks for

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01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: so many people, there are things that you can do.

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01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 1: And yeah, look into the book Feeling Good. You can

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01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: get it from your library. I wonder if, like the

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01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: Feeling Good people are like upset about the new title,

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01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: like like, god, I just got the good at night

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01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,439
Speaker 1: I did, I got Feeling Good and then Feeling Great

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01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,320
Speaker 1: came out literally next week. So I bought them books

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01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,479
Speaker 1: and then I sent one to a listener actually because

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01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: she wrote in was like, I can't afford the book,

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01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 1: but I would really like to know about it, like,

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01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: and I go, I'll just send you mine, and I

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01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,760
Speaker 1: sent her a copy and uh, I can't do that

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01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 1: for everyone. But if I do have extra books around

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01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: and you write to me and say you can't afford it,

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01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 1: I'll probably figure out a way to get it to you.

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01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 1: I send the back book to people all the time.

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01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 1: I if you are someone literally who can't afford The

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01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 1: Healing Back Pain by Dr John Sarno, a book that

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01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 1: has cured so many people in my life's back pain,

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01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 1: or The Easy Way to Stop drinking or smoking, and

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01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: you yourself are ready to actually stop having back pain

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01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: and accept these books in your life and really work them.

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01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: And you can't afford them, I will. I will buy

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01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 1: them for you if you d m me. I'm serious,

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01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 1: and this isn't be giving you a hand out for

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01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: something you're not going to read just because you want

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01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: to give from me. If you don't read it, I

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01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 1: will ask for my money back, honestly, but if you

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01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 1: want to read it, I will. I will do that

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01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 1: for you. I'll give me your address and i'll amazon

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01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 1: you one. And I will do this for up to

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01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 1: ten people a month until I decide I don't want

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01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 1: to do it anymore. I love that, but I really

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01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,880
Speaker 1: will if you d m me um, and you really

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01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,640
Speaker 1: will read it and get back to us. If you don't,

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01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 1: I probably won't remember to ask for my money back,

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01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 1: but you will have to live with the thought that

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01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: you tricked me. Um. Okay, finish my sentence. Finish my sentence. Okay,

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01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:44,959
Speaker 1: what was that? How if you're in a good relationship,

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01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 1: this person has the characteristic of sure, um for you.

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01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:56,400
Speaker 1: I think of someone that, uh is of service? Do

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01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 1: you like thinks about? Uh? How do I put this? Um?

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01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 1: Good meeting? Acts of service? Yeah? Acts of service? They

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01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 1: they they Uh. God, I want to finish your sentence,

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01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 1: but it's I can't. I know, I know, I'm having

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01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 1: trouble like putting into words because can you give me

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01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 1: an example of something? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. So,

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01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 1: like you know, you always say you want them to

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01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 1: take care of the house and like take care of

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01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,600
Speaker 1: those needs, those little things that you don't want to

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01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: have to think about because you work so hard, and

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01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:32,720
Speaker 1: all you want is someone that can focus on the

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01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,640
Speaker 1: things that you either A don't want to focus on

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01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 1: or be don't have time to focus on. I almost

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01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: cried at lunch the other You're nailing it, by the way,

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01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,479
Speaker 1: I almost cried at lunch the other day. Two days ago.

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01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 1: We wanted to lunch with my parents and Ari and

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01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 1: me and you and went to that Susie restaurant and

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01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:53,080
Speaker 1: there was some bill mix up and um, we had

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01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:55,840
Speaker 1: to like tell the wait or something. And I was

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01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 1: just sitting there knowing we all just established like it

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01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 1: needs to be communicated the waiter the next time they come,

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01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: and the probably sooner because they probably won't be out

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01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 1: here for a while. And I just didn't feel like

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01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,599
Speaker 1: being the one to do it. I'm like, I've already

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01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm paying for this lunch. I I don't want the thing.

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01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:17,519
Speaker 1: You take control and then get upset about taking control.

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01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 1: So so as your friend, if I'm like, you know,

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01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 1: we were all struggling with it, right, and you're very

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01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 1: good at at these things unfortunately, like you're very good

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01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 1: at consolidating things that need to be consolidated. But you

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01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 1: also seemed to be the one to be like, I

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01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,920
Speaker 1: got this, so then if I go no, I got

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01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 1: this and then you go no, That's not why I

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01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:41,720
Speaker 1: almost cried. I liked taking care of that. There was

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01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 1: a menu issue where you had to order on your

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01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:47,439
Speaker 1: phone instead of with It was so annoying. So but

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01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 1: there was some issue that needed to be resolved that

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01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 1: we all established at the table. I think you were

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01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 1: like not paying attention because you were at the other end,

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01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: but it was established like this needs to be taken

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01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 1: care of with the waiter, and I just sat with

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01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,200
Speaker 1: it and I was like if I get up and

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01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,880
Speaker 1: go inside to get the waiter, I'm going to be

1343
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 1: so annoyed. And my dad goes, Nick, do you want

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01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 1: me to go inside and tell the waiter? And I

1345
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 1: was like yes, Dad, thank you. And last night we

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01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:16,600
Speaker 1: were also at the jazz House and I just got

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01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:21,240
Speaker 1: my drink was like not full and uh it hadn't

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01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 1: been for a while. And I was just like, hey, Dad,

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01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 1: can you give me a club soda? And he was

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01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:27,760
Speaker 1: like of course, and he got it, and I was

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01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 1: like I almost cried again because I was like, my

1352
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:32,519
Speaker 1: dad is my husband, Like those are the things I want?

1353
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: Like he didn't even he was like excited to do it.

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01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:38,640
Speaker 1: He always. It made me cry when he offered to

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01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,639
Speaker 1: go in the other day and tell the waiter. Almost

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01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 1: I didn't let it happen because I was just like,

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01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 1: it just confirmed to me that I am like looking

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01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:52,639
Speaker 1: for my dad. Like it's like it's so like weird

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01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 1: that I'm like the things that I'm attracted to in

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01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 1: a partner that I want to be taken care of her,

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01:10:57,400 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 1: like these things of like I really resent having to

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01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 1: do extra things and like get up and do things

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01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,200
Speaker 1: when I'm already I love paying for things. I truly

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01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 1: love it. I had to have a talk with my

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01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 1: sister my family two days ago that said, you can't fight, yeah,

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01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 1: and I appreciate your birthday, and we really wanted to

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01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 1: pay for it because you know whatever, like treat her,

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01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:24,800
Speaker 1: it's your birthday. And uh she you were adamant about

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01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,920
Speaker 1: pain to the point where it almost if it kept

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01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 1: push I know when you just geted me the bill

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01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,679
Speaker 1: because it wasn't gonna it wasn't gonna work for them,

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01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 1: and it wasn't reverse psychology for you to pay by

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01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,759
Speaker 1: any means. But it was just like, but let someone

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01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 1: take you want to be taken care of not that way,

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01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 1: because for me, getting up and going in and talking

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01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 1: to the waiter is something that everyone can do and

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01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 1: everyone can feel the same after that. My sister and

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01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 1: brother in law spending thirty five on a meal is

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01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 1: more of a hit to them than it would ever

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01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:00,639
Speaker 1: be to me. I know, but that's why them feel

1381
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: good to pay for it. I'm just saying that you

1382
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 1: think about the other, but I need to let them

1383
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,639
Speaker 1: know that it honestly doesn't make me feel good, and

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01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 1: that it's my birthday and to feel good. I like

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01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:14,120
Speaker 1: to buy things for people, especially now that I'm someone

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01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:18,680
Speaker 1: who has achieved a level of financial stability. That is

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01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:21,760
Speaker 1: all I've ever wanted is for my family to not

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01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 1: have to share food and too. I'm going to get

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01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,680
Speaker 1: this side salad instead of the big salad. Oh, I

1390
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,080
Speaker 1: would like to try this appetizer, but I don't know

1391
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,519
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna like it. Let's get it. I am

1392
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,960
Speaker 1: finally in a position where we can have everything we want,

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01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 1: and I want. I don't know how much longer we

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01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 1: have on this earth, and I want to spend all

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01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:42,920
Speaker 1: of my money on my people who I love and

1396
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 1: all my listeners who I want to have no back pain.

1397
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:49,160
Speaker 1: I want to give my wealth away. But here's the thing,

1398
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:55,200
Speaker 1: and I don't. I'm not just trying to if yes, um,

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01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,759
Speaker 1: why should her millionaire sister? And I don't mean to say,

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01:12:58,280 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 1: but this is the thing. This is the thing then,

1401
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:03,559
Speaker 1: And I think, if you're gonna pay right, and then

1402
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:06,880
Speaker 1: your dad doesn't go and talk to that waiter, you

1403
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 1: can't think, hey, I'm paying for his meal. You should

1404
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:14,720
Speaker 1: have to do this right. I believe that that's a

1405
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:19,840
Speaker 1: negative thought that could be for you. However, I would

1406
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:22,800
Speaker 1: like to make it known that because I do like

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01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:25,240
Speaker 1: to treat my family to experiences, that we would have

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01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: gone to a cheaper place if it was up to

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01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 1: my family, if they were paying. Okay, I chose a

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01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 1: place that we could like I didn't. Money was not

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01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,439
Speaker 1: an issue, and it wasn't because I wanted to just eat.

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01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to eat good food and eat with abandoned

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01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,679
Speaker 1: and have my family eat with abandoned. And I always

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01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,360
Speaker 1: say what, I'm gonna be paying for the meal before

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01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 1: a meal because I want people to every I want

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01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,120
Speaker 1: everyone to order as much as they want and not

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01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 1: think twice about it. And I always say that, right,

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01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:51,360
Speaker 1: I always go get whatever you want, take some stuff

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01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,439
Speaker 1: home if you don't like it. I don't care over order,

1420
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:58,280
Speaker 1: because this is the life. I finally achieved what I've

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01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 1: always wanted, and that is to treat everyone in my

1422
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:03,160
Speaker 1: life who has been cheap to themselves and not giving

1423
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,640
Speaker 1: themselves what they want to get what they want. And

1424
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,360
Speaker 1: you're right, I would just like my loved ones to know.

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01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: I should say it with a caveat because I'm paying

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01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 1: for things and I love paying for things, and you

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01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:15,519
Speaker 1: let me pay for things when they're need. When there's

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01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 1: a little bit of a task that needs to be done,

1429
01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 1: I would like someone else to pick that up, and

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01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,800
Speaker 1: I won't have resentent to you, but I might cry

1431
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,320
Speaker 1: when my dad offers to do it because I want

1432
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:28,560
Speaker 1: so badly for a husband to fill that role, but

1433
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 1: will do that. Final thought, this goes back to your

1434
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:35,880
Speaker 1: husband if he has money and he goes look, I

1435
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 1: understand that's what you want, but what I want is

1436
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:42,040
Speaker 1: to because I'm also because I'm willing to pay for

1437
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 1: dinner as well. I don't want to do these tasks.

1438
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 1: I won't be with you like with a lot of

1439
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 1: money that my money is nothing compared to his. My

1440
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:56,439
Speaker 1: money isn't really in the scheme of things. It's not

1441
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:58,080
Speaker 1: that big of a deal. And I don't I'm not.

1442
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,519
Speaker 1: I know people, no, it's not across like that. Don't

1443
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:03,880
Speaker 1: people could construe it is that, and it might be.

1444
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:08,200
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is is that the man of

1445
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 1: my dreams will be someone who wants me, wants to

1446
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,759
Speaker 1: fetch me a club soda when he sees mine's empty,

1447
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,719
Speaker 1: wants to be the man to get up and take

1448
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,640
Speaker 1: care of the dealing with the bill situation. And I

1449
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:24,360
Speaker 1: will gladly pay for everything. And that's why when you say,

1450
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:26,320
Speaker 1: do you think maybe if you end up paying for

1451
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,640
Speaker 1: a man and they don't work, how you might not

1452
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:30,800
Speaker 1: respect him? The thing is I will respect him because

1453
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 1: he's going to be pulling my chair out for me,

1454
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:38,639
Speaker 1: getting us a better table, because I'm if he will, well,

1455
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 1: if he doesn't, then we're not meant to be because

1456
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,760
Speaker 1: I will show him. But I honestly think, like, no,

1457
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 1: why are you shaking him? Because I'm saying a man

1458
01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:49,040
Speaker 1: will feel so respected by me because I'm so turned

1459
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:53,080
Speaker 1: on by those acts. I think it's important for everyone

1460
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 1: to have like their own thing that they do. But

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01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:58,040
Speaker 1: I don't think if a man does acts of service

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01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:00,240
Speaker 1: and you know, like what Nikki is looking for, it

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01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,880
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that he doesn't respect like it won't mean

1464
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:05,800
Speaker 1: that it doesn't that he doesn't want it himself. I

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01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:09,120
Speaker 1: love paying for things and it doesn't make me disrespect

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01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:11,200
Speaker 1: the people I'm with at all. It's because it has

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01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:15,120
Speaker 1: to be sure sure. I just think the word fetch.

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01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 1: I think the word fetch. Honestly, I'm not I'm just

1469
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:24,280
Speaker 1: saying I'm not saying, well, I only use the word

1470
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 1: fetch like mean girls, where fetch is not a word

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01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,240
Speaker 1: fetch and stop trying to make it a word that's

1472
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:32,800
Speaker 1: so fetch. I get that, But maybe I need to

1473
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:37,240
Speaker 1: change the way I talk. But also I the men

1474
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 1: that i've really when I felt the most like dainty

1475
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:45,200
Speaker 1: and feminine and in my feminine energy and like sexually

1476
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:49,000
Speaker 1: like taken care of, it's when a man gets me

1477
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:53,360
Speaker 1: a blanket, when a man, like yesterday Bonnie said that

1478
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:56,640
Speaker 1: um that rich got her coffee in bed and was like,

1479
01:16:56,720 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 1: my husband sucks, like all it's it's like my husband's ucks,

1480
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,800
Speaker 1: but most mornings he brings me coffee in bed, and

1481
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:05,320
Speaker 1: it makes it all worth it. And there's something about

1482
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:06,960
Speaker 1: being I don't even want coffee in bed. I even

1483
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,920
Speaker 1: complained yesterday when Andrewy placed my coffee in my bedroom

1484
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:12,720
Speaker 1: because I was like, but I'm not your Yeah, but

1485
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,599
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, like even a friend can

1486
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:18,160
Speaker 1: show love that way to me of like oh, like

1487
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:22,040
Speaker 1: like you know, it's just someone massages me when they

1488
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,719
Speaker 1: know that my art my shoulder hurts when I didn't

1489
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,920
Speaker 1: ask for it. It doesn't have to be sexual. Like

1490
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:32,000
Speaker 1: Kirsten always massages me when I'm feeling like sore, and

1491
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 1: I know she's doing it because she loves me. She's

1492
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:38,160
Speaker 1: not doing it because I want it. You know, Yes,

1493
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:42,479
Speaker 1: you said it your love languages, acts of service and touch.

1494
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,559
Speaker 1: But I get what you're saying there because I put

1495
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 1: the coffee there. I don't know what the percent I

1496
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,400
Speaker 1: love that we always do percentages on this show, but

1497
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:52,720
Speaker 1: like part of it wanted to be like I got

1498
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 1: you to coffee. No no, no, no, no no no no,

1499
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 1: you're a little boy on Mother's Day, Like look at

1500
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 1: the macaroni necklace I made them. Do you like it?

1501
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:02,680
Speaker 1: Do you like them? Do you like it? Look at

1502
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:04,519
Speaker 1: the necklace? Mom, I like it? Open your Fannie back

1503
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 1: rude nine is rude scorelow eighty eight is a perfect score.

1504
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:24,000
Speaker 1: That's for one guy out there listening. All right, we

1505
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:26,040
Speaker 1: gotta home. It's the end of the show. I'm so sad,

1506
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: like talking like a smooth like I know red. I

1507
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:35,080
Speaker 1: just want to like acknowledge to the best sees like

1508
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,920
Speaker 1: and I know this gets annoying. It's almost Bo Burnham

1509
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:40,439
Speaker 1: energy of apologizing on apology. If you haven't watched the

1510
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 1: New Broom Special, So there's this great scene where he

1511
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:46,120
Speaker 1: reviewed He's like doing a reaction video to something he

1512
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,920
Speaker 1: just shot, and then he does a reaction video to

1513
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:49,640
Speaker 1: that reaction video, and then a reaction video to that.

1514
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 1: It's so funny because Bo Burnham, I even said to

1515
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:55,560
Speaker 1: Andrew right before this happened, I go, Bo Burnham is

1516
01:18:55,560 --> 01:19:00,320
Speaker 1: incapable of not calling out. He's like me, He's so

1517
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:05,120
Speaker 1: self aware that it's self aware. But it's so I

1518
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,720
Speaker 1: try to be as self aware as possible because the

1519
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:10,320
Speaker 1: last thing I want is people being like Nikki does

1520
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:12,400
Speaker 1: this thing all the time. It's so annoying, and I

1521
01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:13,680
Speaker 1: want to be like, I know I do that, and

1522
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 1: I know it's annoying. So I just want to say

1523
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:19,000
Speaker 1: the best that's what I'm saying. It is, but I

1524
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:21,920
Speaker 1: just want to get ahead of anything that anyone might think.

1525
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:27,360
Speaker 1: I know I am annoying. I know that I like

1526
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 1: with the vaccine talk. I'm sure a lot of you

1527
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:33,000
Speaker 1: are like, shut the fuck up, um, and we get

1528
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,720
Speaker 1: your point, Nikki, but I wasn't feeling understood, and it's

1529
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:37,920
Speaker 1: a real problem for me that I need to feel understood,

1530
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 1: and sometimes I go too far and I'm learning and

1531
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm becoming a better broadcaster because of it, and so

1532
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:48,120
Speaker 1: just being understood first being right. I don't see the

1533
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:52,640
Speaker 1: difference though, like the difference, but don't feel understood by

1534
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:55,200
Speaker 1: you because you will not address the thing that I'm asking, Like,

1535
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:58,760
Speaker 1: then why do we care about people that aren't vaccine? Like?

1536
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,519
Speaker 1: That doesn't address it. I see the you see it,

1537
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:03,679
Speaker 1: but I want to know why. But I feel like

1538
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 1: with the understanding that you want me to understand so

1539
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 1: that I understand that your point is better than my point,

1540
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:12,640
Speaker 1: that's how I think, not better. I just want to

1541
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,080
Speaker 1: understand why my point isn't right. But I think if

1542
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:19,240
Speaker 1: you listen back to what we when we talked, I

1543
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:22,360
Speaker 1: think multiple times I said I agree with you, but

1544
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:26,000
Speaker 1: you just kept saying, but yeah, because there's other factors.

1545
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:30,800
Speaker 1: But I don't think so. Well, let the listeners chime

1546
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:33,640
Speaker 1: into and they they could be the they could be

1547
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:39,360
Speaker 1: the deciding factor. I honestly don't. There's no convince me.

1548
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,160
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not right. But I don't think it was

1549
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:43,240
Speaker 1: a right or wrong situation. That was the thing. I

1550
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:45,040
Speaker 1: think it was a conversation. I don't think we were

1551
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:47,639
Speaker 1: I don't. Not once did I say you were wrong

1552
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:49,640
Speaker 1: about the If anything, I said you were right. I

1553
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: still don't understand your your annoyance with people who aren't

1554
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:56,080
Speaker 1: taking it. I'm more annoyed with the person that is

1555
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:59,240
Speaker 1: annoyed with me, not well, I apologize for being the

1556
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:02,080
Speaker 1: person that's annoyed with you for not annoying me with

1557
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:05,639
Speaker 1: we gotta go. This is it's getting to cut. Kutn

1558
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:15,680
Speaker 1: cut cut See tomorrow, guys. Up for the last week. Yeah,