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Speaker 1: Podcast starts now. Welcome all to what used to be

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Speaker 1: known as Stradia Lab. But for today, the one magical

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Speaker 1: day of the year, it's Katia Lab. Happy Pride, Happy Pride.

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Speaker 2: Happy pride to all, Happy pride to.

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Speaker 3: Everyone in America only.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 3: So let's start there.

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Speaker 1: Of course, happy pride.

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Speaker 3: And when we say pride, we mean we're proud to

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Speaker 3: be American, and.

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Speaker 1: On top of America only. I'd like to narrow it

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Speaker 1: even further to specifically the coasts. Yeah, the coasts.

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Speaker 3: And when we say LGBTQ pride, we mean gay men.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. So we so gay men, We're proud to

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Speaker 3: be gay men in the United States of America, specifically

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Speaker 3: the large cities, that's right, And of course not every

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Speaker 3: large city.

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Speaker 1: And of course not every large city. I'm speaking specifically

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Speaker 1: about the pride of being in a creative city.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and what would qualify as a creative city.

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Speaker 1: Do you think I think it would count as either

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Speaker 1: New York or Los Angeles?

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Speaker 3: Do you think is just those two?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Actually, I'm getting word, it's just New York.

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Speaker 3: That's what I thought. You hadn't gotten the memo.

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Speaker 1: Yet, And in fact, I'm getting word it's only like

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Speaker 1: a few specific parts of Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: Well, but also downtown Manhattan. Well, you don't think it's

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Speaker 3: downtown Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: I'm just not sure anymore.

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Speaker 3: I have to tell you a lot of parts of

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Speaker 3: Brooklyn are even less creative than like the Upper east

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Speaker 3: Side at this point.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not including all of Brooklyn, George, I'm which part? Okay, Bushwick? Wrong?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you've been gone too long. You've been gone too long, Sam,

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Speaker 3: Bushwick is now all families that live in two bedrooms

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Speaker 3: and they have five nannies, and all of them you

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Speaker 3: know they are on paper creatives. But what that means

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Speaker 3: that they work in advertising?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then I don't feel pride anymore. How about that? Wow,

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Speaker 1: it's official. If I can't feel pride in proud to

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Speaker 1: be an American, and by American, I mean a person

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Speaker 1: in a creative city, and by a creative city, I

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Speaker 1: mean New York, and by a part of New York,

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Speaker 1: I mean just one part and that means Bushwick, Brooklyn,

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Speaker 1: then I'm not proud anymore.

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Speaker 3: I actually think we can make it even more specific

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Speaker 3: and say that pride is only for if you are

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Speaker 3: Sam Taggart or George saveres and it kind of excuse me,

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Speaker 3: we haven't brought you in yet. And I think that

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Speaker 3: it can be Like there's something beautiful in making Pride

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Speaker 3: more exclusionary rather than more inclusive. Don't you think? Wow?

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Speaker 1: This is so we're taking the debate about like whether

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Speaker 1: by girls bringing their boyfriends to Pride is good or bad.

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Speaker 3: It's not about that.

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Speaker 1: It's not about that. It's are you me or are

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Speaker 1: you you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I'm sort of tired of trying to negotiate

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Speaker 3: who's included, who's excluded. I know one person who has

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Speaker 3: included me. I've always been there. I've always been there.

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Speaker 3: I've gone every year. I've gone to some event.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: Some years I go to like a big parade. Some

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Speaker 3: years I go to maybe some counterprogramming, or maybe I'll

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Speaker 3: go to Reese Beach and just with my girls and

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Speaker 3: we'll be like, God, we're so glad we got out

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Speaker 3: of the city for the big parade because we don't

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Speaker 3: want to be around all the riff raff, you know,

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Speaker 3: some of whom are not even included in Pride, And

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Speaker 3: so I think it's nice to you know, if you

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Speaker 3: look at the data, I've always been included and if

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Speaker 3: you look at the data, you've always been included. So

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Speaker 3: how can we start there and then start building, rebuilding

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Speaker 3: the LGBTQ plus community around just the two of us.

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Speaker 1: I think that's an amazing idea, what an awesome orbit

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Speaker 1: to be a part of.

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Speaker 3: And you know what's interesting today, actually we have chosen

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Speaker 3: the third person that we are inviting into the new

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Speaker 3: and improved LGBTQ plus community.

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Speaker 1: And it starts with one.

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Speaker 3: It starts with one, and I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 3: is definitely LGBTQ plus, Like I've seen her at Pride events.

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Speaker 3: I know that she associates with a certain kind of community,

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Speaker 3: as we go we can just rebuild.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the rebuilding starts now. Please welcome to the podcast,

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Speaker 1: Patti Harrison.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I'm sorry I had an outburst.

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Speaker 4: I just didn't realize you were building up to including

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Speaker 4: me in that. So I'm really glad that it went there,

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Speaker 4: and it taught me a little lesson about being a

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Speaker 4: little more patient about you know, that maybe I could

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Speaker 4: be included at the end of something that it sounds

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Speaker 4: like at the start of the conversation about it, I'm

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Speaker 4: not included, and I think conclusion is more important now

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Speaker 4: than it was before, but not ever.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's a really good point, Patty. So when would

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Speaker 3: you say inclusion was most important and when would you

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Speaker 3: say it was least important?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't feel qualified to talk.

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Speaker 1: On them, but you're one of the three, one of

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I have to say I what I am? Woman? Born,

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Speaker 4: woman I have. I was born with eggs, ovaries, vagina.

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Speaker 4: Really when I was born, it was really small. Breasts

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Speaker 4: grew as I grew older.

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Speaker 3: Weren't you weren't you born with big double d's.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I guess we're just gonna go there, Yes, just

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Speaker 4: gonna go there, go there.

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Speaker 1: A D D.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it was single D.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's they thought my mom thought she was

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Speaker 4: having triplets in the ultrasound.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was just your huge breast.

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Speaker 4: To yeah, each breast, but it was it still was

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Speaker 4: as much pain, I think as delivering triplets, because they

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Speaker 4: had to deliver me at first, then the left one

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Speaker 4: than the right one, and the ass was huge too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's no measuring system, so you can't say

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're still so behind.

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Speaker 1: Actually, why isn't there a system?

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Speaker 3: That's a really good point that why it literally like

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Speaker 3: it's just as much of a big deal. And I

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Speaker 3: actually say this, as you know, I'll say it a

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Speaker 3: man with wider than average hips, you know, often I

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Speaker 3: will have to google white hips.

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Speaker 4: Wait, is that true? I've never cloked to.

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Speaker 1: That about you.

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Speaker 3: I mean, listen, I'm not saying it's I'm not saying

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Speaker 3: I look like a like a like a monster from

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Speaker 3: a cartoon or something. But I'm saying, you know, there

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Speaker 3: and and my hips are slightly wider.

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Speaker 1: And I would like to say that as someone since

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Speaker 1: moving to Los Angeles, my I've noticed my ass getting

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Speaker 1: smaller and smaller by the day, and I would like

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Speaker 1: to measure actually how much ass is being lost daily.

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Speaker 3: I do want to just follow that up Sam by saying,

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Speaker 3: it's interesting you're saying it since you moved to Los Angeles,

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Speaker 3: when in fact, I believe it's because of an injury

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Speaker 3: you can't exercise. Is that correct?

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Speaker 1: But because of this very injury, I'm doing way more

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Speaker 1: leg and glute work.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so your ass should be getting bigger.

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Speaker 1: It should be getting bigger, and yet and yet, and

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Speaker 1: yet the day to day life in Los Angeles just

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Speaker 4: Can you can you tell me what the injury was?

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Speaker 1: Or is that through my back out I have had

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Speaker 1: her needed disc Oh, I'm sorry. Doing physical therapy back.

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Speaker 4: Pain is really tricky and complicated and hard.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's the real deal.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm I'm sorry it's making your ass shrink.

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Speaker 3: I sort of. I think I think all chronic pain

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Speaker 3: is fake. But back to Patty's Patty's various qualities.

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Speaker 4: Earth, So I only date man and I've never been

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Speaker 4: sexually attracted to women.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so you but the men can be gay?

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Speaker 3: You think men can be gay? Do you think women

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Speaker 4: Know the men that i'm can be gay?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: And I think that makes I?

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Speaker 1: Are they? By then?

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Speaker 4: I don't that's for them. I can't speak for them.

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Speaker 3: Sure, do you think, Patty, the fact that you date

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Speaker 4: I should be in there. I'm going after him, I say,

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Speaker 4: I like. I like the way you Sashet. I can't.

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Speaker 4: I can't fan, I can't find it. A straight guy

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Speaker 3: Chelsea Peers is gay.

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Speaker 1: Chelsea Peers is like where gay guys go to hook up.

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Speaker 4: No, it's where straight guys go to play golf. They

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Speaker 4: go to hit, they go there to dry.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yes, there is a driving range there, but

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Speaker 1: historically it's like sort of a shorthand for like fag

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Speaker 3: It's like, really, I'm starting to think, like, should you

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Speaker 4: No, don't second guess this. I'm so excited to be

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can feel myself screaming at myself.

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Speaker 3: So I do want to go back to Patty. When

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Speaker 3: it was least important.

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Speaker 4: I think inclusion was probably most important. I think in

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Speaker 1: Think it was more queer to grow limbs or to

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Speaker 4: Such a good question, you know, as much as I

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Speaker 4: would like to say growing fins is or keeping your

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Speaker 4: fins as queer because of like The Little Mermaid, I

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Speaker 4: actually think The Little Mermaid is not a story about

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Speaker 4: like beautiful transformation. It's about the power of how you

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Speaker 4: growing legs to get away from mermaids like that and

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Speaker 4: become a straight person in society, I think that narrative

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Speaker 3: Maybe the first few people to grow legs were like

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Speaker 3: And that's the sense they are. In that sense they are,

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. So this is I really like the idea.

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Speaker 3: No, this is the give and take. The shark metaphors

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Speaker 1: But like so many people like say, they're they're in

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Speaker 3: You think you're especially in danger, Sam, because you're going

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Speaker 4: They say you don't trim your nails so that they're

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Blood is always flying everywhere I go because I

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Speaker 4: I think that's really scary. I think with like the

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Speaker 4: basically like the AIDS crisis. It's like that even though

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Speaker 4: Beach life is not necessarily like intrinsically gay, though I

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Speaker 3: Shark attacks, of shark attacks, we have to be.

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Speaker 4: Really careful not to correlate those things.

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Speaker 3: You're absolutely right, Patty, and I think it's like in

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, it's like, don't go swimming right after you've

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Speaker 4: Of course, the seawater is just getting in there and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like a cavernous cave and that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well they'll take anything. They don't want to eat people.

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Speaker 4: But a gay asshole like that that's so worn out

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Speaker 3: if you know, even if I've been vegetarian for five years,

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Speaker 3: a in a stunning French beastro We're talking a puav sauce. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I've been vegetarian for a real long time and I've

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm trying to agree with you, Patty, I'm

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Speaker 3: trying to I'm trying to further your further your argument

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Speaker 4: What is a puav sauce?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, I wasn't gonna say it.

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Speaker 3: What is a pap sauce?

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Speaker 1: George? You bring me to.

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Speaker 3: Move out of Los Angeles and come back to New

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Speaker 1: Sauce?

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Speaker 3: Have you never heard of steak au puav?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: That is George. This is not normal.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but I'm already hearing I'm hearing people clack

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Speaker 5: George, team go to lavad'or in New York. I love steak.

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Speaker 5: Steak up sauce is like a peppery sauce. It's one

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Speaker 4: Are you saying it's like gravy, it's like ketchup.

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Speaker 3: It's not like ketchup.

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Speaker 4: It call me when Ketchup joins the chat.

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Speaker 1: No, that's true.

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Speaker 3: I am calling a emergency helicopter to get both of

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Speaker 1: I'm watching in the city. I have not heard a

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Speaker 4: I don't like helicopters. These are really unsafe. But if

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Speaker 3: Are they like the shark situation?

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Speaker 4: Helicopters are very are like a very unsafe way to travel.

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Speaker 4: I would implore anybody I know never to fly wait

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Speaker 4: really yeah, genuinely, the statistics for helicopter crashes are crazy.

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Speaker 4: Helicopter pilots will tell you this like it's it's a

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Speaker 1: Why do all famous people do it?

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Speaker 4: Because they I think helicopters are an easy quick way

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Speaker 3: I also think rich and famous people think they're invincible.

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Speaker 1: Well, I have another theory on this. I think, like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, people are bored and rich like.

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Speaker 1: What, like, literally, it's cars on hills and it's so scary.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you mean literally the hills. I'm not literally the

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Speaker 1: I mean like, there's just a lot of hills and

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Speaker 3: Wait, so when you're saying freak accidents, you're talking cars only.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm talking there's just stuff that happens.

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Speaker 3: It leads to that, but it's all, but it all

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Speaker 1: There's a danger in those hills. In all hills, people

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Speaker 4: There's there's grass everywhere.

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Speaker 1: This makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's something that you could write like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there ain't a couple more steps.

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Speaker 4: Wait, can I can I tell you something about helicopters?

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Speaker 4: A story that is not long and it's not I

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Speaker 4: does relate to sharks and helicopters. Oh, my mom is

444
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 4: from Vietnam, and she said, so she left Vietnam like

445
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 4: at the pretty much the end of the war. Nearest

446
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 4: to the end of the war. I think it was

447
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 4: like the false Igon. She once saw an American military

448
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 4: helicopter shoes a shark to the beach. She said that

449
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,159
Speaker 4: they were calling in that there were sharks in the water.

450
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 4: She was at the beach and that they call like

451
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,479
Speaker 4: American helicopter came and shot at the shark with a

452
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 4: machine gun.

453
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, folks, if you're wondering what's more dangerous.

454
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 3: Helicopters are sharks.

455
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: That's proof.

456
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 3: Helicopters can kill sharks. But sharks cannot eat helicopters.

457
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, unless unless the helicopter crashed.

458
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you think shark could a shark eat it? No,

459
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 3: you're right, a shark could maybe eat the humans in it.

460
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, But you teach a manda fish, But

461
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 4: could you teach a shark shark pilot?

462
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 3: Pilot pilot a helicopter?

463
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 4: What if the what if you saw a helicopter in

464
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 4: the distance crash, so there's sharks in the water, and

465
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 4: then and then you just saw the helicopter lifting back

466
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 4: out of the water. You saw bull of blood, and

467
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 4: then you saw the helicopter lifting back out of the water,

468
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 4: and it's the shark has like the the headset on.

469
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 1: That would be awesome, but it's like not doing a

470
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: good job.

471
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 4: But it's doing a great job considering it's a shark,

472
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 4: and it's like no, and you.

473
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 3: Know why, because that shark actually, after all these years,

474
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 3: grew limbs. He was like, I'm sick of not assimilating.

475
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 3: I'm going to grow limbs in twenty twenty five and

476
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 3: pilot this fucking helicopter.

477
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 4: And it probably faced a lot of friction from his family.

478
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: Of course.

479
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 3: And it's now gone back to being punk rock to

480
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 3: grow legs, because you know it used to be so

481
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 3: first it was uncool to grow legs, then it was cool.

482
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 3: Then it sort of didn't happen for many years. But

483
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 3: now to grow legs as a shark in twenty twenty

484
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 3: five is like really really a punk rock.

485
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 4: But I do worry about the shark though, because once

486
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,239
Speaker 4: it grows arms and legs, we're assuming in this like

487
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 4: scenario that it has also like lungs and like the

488
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 4: ability to breathe. Right, sure, sure, yeah, it goes into society,

489
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 4: it's still going to be othered. There's nothing there's no

490
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 4: other I mean, there's no other walking talking shark like it.

491
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,239
Speaker 4: So if we're having a conversation about inclusion, I just

492
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 4: feel like, which we are, Where does the where does

493
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 4: the shark fall?

494
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: Well? And it just it just shows the failings of

495
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: our government. You know, it's it's a shark with limbs

496
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,640
Speaker 1: should be able to live a life.

497
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, though, I sort of think that

498
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 3: shark can do the work of like bridging the gap

499
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 3: between sharks and people like I think that shark is

500
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,719
Speaker 3: going to be like a Jesus like Gandhi like figure,

501
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 3: Oh wow, can you imagine the only shark with arms

502
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 3: and legs, Like he's gonna have a ted X talk,

503
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: He's gonna go.

504
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: That's not where I thought you were going with it.

505
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 1: I think I see the shark going moving to New

506
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: York City and sort of expressing itself, being a downtown creative.

507
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 4: I just don't feel I one, I feel like if

508
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 4: Jesus came back, he would immediately be killed or he'd

509
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 4: be he probably is back. He's just a homeless person

510
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 4: on the street. And we're all when we're all leaving,

511
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 4: walking passing by because we're on our inner air pods

512
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 4: in our slack chats.

513
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

514
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're listening to the typing our emails.

515
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 4: Saying do I really have the Caroline Polochick haircut? And

516
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 4: meanwhile Jesus is dead on the streets covered in Joe's

517
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 4: pizza paper plates people have thrown. I'm pandering.

518
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 3: People are getting Caroline Polocheck haircuts. Meanwhile Jesus is dead

519
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 3: on the streets.

520
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:31,719
Speaker 4: Damn in A shark can't even get a college degree.

521
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, okay, so Sam, you're saying the shark

522
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 3: with the arms and legs would become a downtown creative.

523
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: I do think that you think that.

524
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 3: I think he would be like a unifying, you know,

525
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 3: social justice figure.

526
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 1: See. I think so it would start with downtown creative,

527
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: and then the next shark to move here would be like,

528
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: we're not all freaks.

529
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 4: Okay, wait, I think we're jumping so far.

530
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 6: Yeah wow, oh my god, that's actually that's the that's

531
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 6: the sharks ted x talk.

532
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 4: Well that's what I was going to say, is we've

533
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 4: we've like jumped so far ahead. We haven't. It's like

534
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 4: the shark speaks English. The shark because don't have lips.

535
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 4: They feel like extending jaw. But I don't think it

536
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 4: would be able to talk the way that we could talk.

537
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 3: Okay, So so I agree with you, Patty, but I

538
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 3: think you're missing one key thing, which is there are

539
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 3: already like marine biologists who study sharks and shark language,

540
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 3: so one of them would be called to be an interpreter,

541
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 3: and the shark could in fact communicate with humans in

542
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 3: that sense.

543
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 4: You're right, thanks for checking me on this. They're Armory

544
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 4: biologists who study shark language.

545
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

546
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're also they say, what is she saying?

547
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 4: What is she saying?

548
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: And she's saying prolapsed anus, prolaps.

549
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 4: I haven't had that in a while. I'm going to reese,

550
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 4: I'm going to fire eel. Okay.

551
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 3: So maybe that is what the shark with arms and

552
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 3: legs would do, is like maybe try to fit in

553
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 3: at first, be rejected, and then be like you know what,

554
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 3: fuck this Like I'll show them and then go to

555
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 3: Rees's Beach and eat all the gay guys on land.

556
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 4: Well maybe it's like I'm going to eat the gay guys.

557
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 4: But then it goes and the gay people are like,

558
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 4: oh my god, come to hang with us.

559
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, They're like, hey, diva and this is where it

560
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: gets to the downtown part. I see, so the oh, yes,

561
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: you're right.

562
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: The only people that accept the shark you're getting are

563
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 3: like Keith Herring, you know, like.

564
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 4: Bosquiot, well, people who probably were facing the direct repercussions

565
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 4: of the ades crisis.

566
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 3: Of course, Oh my god, connect that's they are saying.

567
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 3: People are saying. There are articles being written that are like, hello,

568
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 3: there are parallels between the shark with hands in with

569
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 3: arms and legs and the age crisis.

570
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: Exactly should we do it for a segment?

571
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: Yes?

572
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: Have we started recording, Yes, but just barely no, the

573
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: last five minutes. I think.

574
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 3: Let's start now.

575
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: Okay, podcast starts now.

576
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, Patty. Our first segment is called straight Shooters, and

577
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 3: in the segment, we test your familiarity with in complicity

578
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 3: and straight culture and gay culture because it's gatio lab

579
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 3: by asking you a series of rapid fire questions where

580
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 3: you have to choose this one thing or this other thing.

581
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 3: And the one rule is you can't ask any follow

582
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 3: up questions about how the game works.

583
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 4: Okay, that's great. I was just worried for a segment

584
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 4: it was called straight Shooters. I was gonna have to

585
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,239
Speaker 4: be like Kyle Rittenhouse or something. But yeah, this is

586
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 4: I can do this.

587
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Patty, Yeah, pick your brain or Dick on Maine.

588
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 3: Wait, what are the rules? Well, pick your brain, Patty,

589
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: Mary fuck kill or Hillary and Bill oh Hilary and Bill.

590
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: Patty saying yes to the High Priestess or saying no

591
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: to your five.

592
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 4: Nieces, saying no to your five niece.

593
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 3: Coca Cola or Cola Scola.

594
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: Whoa, don't make me think Cola scola, a routine oil change,

595
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: or a poutine tasting strange.

596
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 4: Poutine tasting strange.

597
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 3: I love poutine, streaming, buzz cut season, or being uncut

598
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 3: for a reason.

599
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 4: Being uncut for a reason.

600
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: Okay. Banjo Kazooi or that man Shaboozy.

601
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 4: No, wait, no Shaboozy, no Banjo Kazooi.

602
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 3: One kiss is all it takes? Or one piss inside

603
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 3: the lake.

604
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 4: Ah, this one's hard to I'm going I love one

605
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 4: kisses all it takes me to one inside the lake.

606
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I love both, to be honest. Yeah, one one one, okay, Patty.

607
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: We rank our guests on a scale of one to

608
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: one thousand blades of grass.

609
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 3: Can I say something? I'm ready to go back to doves.

610
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 4: Really yeah, doves tho, okay, yeah, great, thousand look a

611
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 4: thousand doors.

612
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: And I think you did an amazing job. I love

613
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: that you had wonder I loved that you were wanting

614
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: to ask questions. It's so rare that we get to

615
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: scold our guests even lightly. I'm going to go eight

616
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: hundred and ninety two doves.

617
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 3: I agree, And that's a really good score.

618
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 4: Patty, who has gotten the lowest Chris Murphy, Ah, why

619
00:31:59,120 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 4: we just felt like it.

620
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: We just felt like it. We were in a bad mood. Dang.

621
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 4: So your mood it creates a bias.

622
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: Well, at least we acknowledge our bias. Yeah, many many

623
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: in this world don't even acknowledge that their mood affects

624
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: their bias.

625
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 2: You're right.

626
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 3: Do you think that the shark with arms and legs

627
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 3: would come on the podcast and follow up question do

628
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 3: well at straight shooters?

629
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 4: I don't. I think if it depends on how old

630
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 4: the shark is too, when it's coming out of the water,

631
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 4: because we're.

632
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: Weird, it's five hundred years old, that's going to be tough.

633
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, just if it's five hundred years old, then it

634
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 4: would have to be a greenland shark, because that's the

635
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 4: only shark that can grow that old.

636
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah you did.

637
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 4: Have you seen these?

638
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 6: Well?

639
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: I see the viral one because one time I went

640
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: to the dentist. You're dentist, the one you recommended.

641
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually it's look amazing, thank you.

642
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: I just got them cleaned.

643
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 4: It checks out.

644
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: But I had a like old felling that looked like

645
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: a greenland shark.

646
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like the its skin.

647
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: Like it was like black gray, but then had like

648
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: a weird blue.

649
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 4: A little eye that has like parasites on it.

650
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: Literally, oh whoa. But he fixed it. Unfortunately I did

651
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: kind of miss it. It was a monstrosity.

652
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 4: I think that's in that if we're going to say

653
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 4: one thing is like undeniably like empirically gay, it's having

654
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 4: rotten teeth, you think so, yeah, because I think it's

655
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 4: about it's like shining away. Well yeah, for sure. I

656
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 4: think also the the like uh shut and the government system.

657
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 4: The man, the dentist is the man.

658
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: The dentist is the man, and the.

659
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 4: Teeth is where it is like where you bite from.

660
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 4: It's an animalistic thing. So it's like I have I'm

661
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 4: not going to let the man take away my thing

662
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 4: is the one thing I have. If like I'm ever

663
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 4: like attacked by somebody at my at my lowest point,

664
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 4: I can bite and then to have them, you know,

665
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 4: possibly take those away from munal. So it's like when

666
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 4: you're you're like, it's going giving a blowjob. The teeth

667
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 4: are are there, So that's gay.

668
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 3: Do you think all blow jobs are gay, even if

669
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 3: it's like a straight woman giving a straight man a blowjob.

670
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 4: I think if if she is wearing anything but like,

671
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 4: she can be naked and it's straight. She can be

672
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 4: in brown panty, it can be straight. She can be

673
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 4: in a tank to tank top no bottoms, it can

674
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 4: be straight. But if it's tank top and like basketball shorts.

675
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 3: It's gay.

676
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 4: She's wearing basketball. If she's wearing if she's wearing like

677
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 4: a jersey, it's gay.

678
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 3: She's wearing a flatbeil cap. The more the more masculine

679
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 3: she looks, the gay it is, is what you're saying.

680
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,959
Speaker 4: And yeah, she's wearing an off till flat bill cap,

681
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 4: like it's like kind of diagonal to the side, and

682
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 4: she's like sucking, it's it's gay.

683
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: Can he change his outfit to make it gay?

684
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if he's wearing like a little baby doll dress.

685
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like a Pride flag T shirt.

686
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. I wonder how she would feel if she's like

687
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 4: she's sucking and she's you.

688
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 1: Know how there's the thing where people are like there's

689
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: like infinite planets and infinite whatever, so like whatever you

690
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: can imagine, it does exist somewhere.

691
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

692
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: I think about that with people's sexuality, where I'm like

693
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: there's so many different little types and weird things that

694
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: like there's somewhere out there there's like a straight couple

695
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: and the but the girl's fetish is like sucking off

696
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 1: a gay guy and makes her boyfriend dress up like

697
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 1: Frank Target Pride merch and then like sucks him off

698
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: and it's like so hot for her.

699
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's got to be like girl, he's.

700
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: Like work diva.

701
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 3: And the guy. But the guy himself is actually just

702
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 3: like super straight frat guy and he's just like he

703
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 3: wants to please his wife. He's like I love you,

704
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 3: like I will do it whatever you want. And so

705
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 3: he's had to like train himself. He's had to watch

706
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 3: seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race. He listens to, uh, what's

707
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 3: the tea with RuPaul and Michelle Vissage. He is, you know,

708
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 3: is on Reddit. He's like learning things, he's going.

709
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: To he watches all the Housewives.

710
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 3: He watches all the Housewives. He like texts the wife's

711
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 3: gay guy friends and he's like, hey, dude, like, I

712
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 3: would love to pick your brain about this, Like if

713
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 3: you ever want to get a beer.

714
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 4: That's awesome and go pit and put no piss in

715
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 4: the lake.

716
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: That's straight, go piss in the lake.

717
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 4: Well, I do think like the that exists, and I think, yeah,

718
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 4: I know women who are attracted straight women who are

719
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 4: attracted to gay men, who like are attracted to the

720
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 4: femininity of gaymen and constantly like have crushes on gaymen.

721
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 4: And I think that's beautiful. And if that straight like

722
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 4: Wall Street bro actually can dip into that space, that's

723
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 4: really evolved for him.

724
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: That's really evolved, you know.

725
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 4: And I would say if maybe there's probably a woman

726
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 4: out there who like wants to force her Streetmall partner

727
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 4: to transition as a sexual kink and he probably is

728
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 4: like I might do that.

729
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 3: Do you think he would do that?

730
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: He's like, fuck, babe, sure whatever.

731
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 4: Man, He's like, babe, He's like She's like like in

732
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 4: saying what do what do women say to each other? No, Gurley, I.

733
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: Think is over now.

734
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,439
Speaker 3: I think Gurly is over. You know what, I recently learned.

735
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: To get your ass.

736
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 4: I just like came outside.

737
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: You know.

738
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 3: I recently learned as like a real no no.

739
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 4: Bestie, Bestie, It's a no no in what way?

740
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 3: Like you're you seem old if you say it?

741
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 4: Oh, like saying install versus I G. Yeah, what happens

742
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 4: if you say bestie to your like brain matter? Do

743
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 4: you feel like a shock of pain and you feel.

744
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: Like I feel a shock of pain? Yeah, like Bestie doesn't?

745
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: It never sounded good to me. To me, it never

746
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 3: sounded good to me either. I also Gurly kind of

747
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 3: also never sounded good to me.

748
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: Gurley was fun for a sec I preferred Girlina, but Gurley.

749
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 4: Was fun, Like like is it Michaelina's? Is that the

750
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 4: microwavable Niolina like mic Macaroni Nikolas.

751
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 3: Michaelis?

752
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm misremembering. I thought there was like a like

753
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 4: ready to not ready to eat, but like a quick

754
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 4: baked macaroni and cheese that had like a theme song.

755
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 3: Wow that sort of Michelinas is like the name the

756
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 3: Shark with Arms and legs would have Michelas.

757
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's beautiful combination of old and new because

758
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 4: it kind of sounds like it could be like like

759
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,240
Speaker 4: like an ancient God. Yeah, totally freak a Roman.

760
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, totally. It's you know, I'm having a real

761
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 3: sort of bummer moment right now because I'm realizing mckaalenas

762
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,959
Speaker 3: would never do Stradio Lab. You know what mcleenas would

763
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 3: do is all of the various like shock Jog podcasts

764
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 3: that like Pete Buddha Judge has to go on. Really yeah,

765
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 3: like I think like Michaelis would have to do the

766
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 3: like kind of like dirt bag bro podcasts to appeal

767
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 3: to Middle America to.

768
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: Try to change minds and hearts.

769
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the the people that listen to this podcast

770
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 3: are already, you know, prone to like a downtown art figure.

771
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're they're prone, and they're prone in their position too.

772
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 4: They're laying stomach down on a bed.

773
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, out perked up.

774
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

775
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 3: Mcalenus be damned well.

776
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 4: And I think mcalenas is kind of brave for for

777
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 4: going into those spaces. How much English does mcalinas know.

778
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: All of it.

779
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 4: Okay, so like really really smart, smart enough to start

780
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 4: to fly a helicopter as soon as I mean.

781
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 3: Mcleanus's origin stories literally that he on the spot learned

782
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 3: to fly a helicopter, right, So yeah, he's gonna go

783
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 3: ahead and be pretty smart.

784
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: He also like is four hundred like he knows the words.

785
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: It's like he heard sailors.

786
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's heard all So is it like one of

787
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 4: those things where like Twilight where maybe he has some

788
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 4: like old English and him Yeah, he can speak every language.

789
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: Like he's saying, like where art thou and and bestie

790
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: where for? Yeah, Patty, I have a question. Okay, you

791
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: know the moment I watched in the door, you said

792
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: that our friendship is at a low point right now, and.

793
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 4: I just didn't think it would make it on them.

794
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything makes it on.

795
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 4: So please that I just mean that, like when our

796
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 4: friendship was good, it felt better, and now it feels

797
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 4: in a bad place because I don't like being around.

798
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: You, oh oh oh oh.

799
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 4: And I get the sense that when you're around me

800
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 4: you wail off and become really cold. Yeah, and you

801
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 4: clutch your stuff like I'm going to take it, and

802
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 4: I don't understand it. It makes me feel on edge.

803
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: It's like this weird thing that happens when you're around

804
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: where I like feel like the value of my things

805
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: more like I'm like, oh, these are actually worth a

806
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,919
Speaker 1: lot of money, and I don't like how that makes

807
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: me feel.

808
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 4: I completely understand, and I wish we would have had

809
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 4: this conversation like four months ago, because I have been

810
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 4: I'm sure maybe you've gotten them, but I've been like

811
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 4: emailing you from like a lot of like hundreds of

812
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 4: burner emails, yeah.

813
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 3: Threats, and I like, could I just say something. I'm sorry,

814
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 3: But it's like the elephant in the room that we're

815
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 3: not addressing. Is the reason Sam is afraid that you're

816
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 3: going to steal his stuff is because you have been

817
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 3: known to steal his stuff, Like you just feel you

818
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 3: have robbed his house multiple times, both the New York

819
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 3: City and LA Why are you rehashing that. I know

820
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 3: that you say you've changed, but like you have to

821
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 3: have some empathy that Sam like has this trauma of

822
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 3: every single time you would hang out together, you would

823
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 3: plan to hang out together, he would go, you would

824
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 3: not have shown up because you specifically planned the hangout

825
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 3: so that you could rob his house.

826
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 4: I think we're rehashing stuff that doesn't it just feels

827
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 4: I don't I didn't know we were going to talk

828
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:47,879
Speaker 4: about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I feel a bit

829
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 4: uncomfortable to go into it, but I just want to

830
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 4: say it does bother me a little bit that you

831
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 4: are are going at it so hard, George. It makes

832
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 4: me feel like you guys talked about it before because

833
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 4: I personally don't remember doing any of that, not that

834
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 4: it didn't happen. And I saw, like I saw the

835
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 4: videos I love me, and I was like, yeah, that's me.

836
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna I'm not like some gas lighter dumb ass,

837
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 4: Like I'm not trying to be abuse. I'm not trying

838
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 4: to be like a fucking toxic like abuser gas lighter.

839
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah that is me.

840
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 4: And the video is stealing, you're stealing the stuff. But

841
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 4: I just why are we rehashing it? I don't know

842
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 4: if because I can't remember, I don't feel like I

843
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 4: can really apologize, and I feel like that's what you

844
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 4: want from me, But I told you I don't remember

845
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 4: doing it. Yeah yeah, yes, So I just like I

846
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 4: still get what we're what we're talking about.

847
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 3: So I sort of think the issue, Patty, is that

848
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 3: I completely believe that you don't remember doing it, and

849
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 3: I don't necessarily think you owe anyone an apology. The

850
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 3: fact of the matter is all that stuff is still

851
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 3: in your possession and you have not returned it now

852
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 3: that you're in a better mindset and you know say

853
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 3: that you would never do it again.

854
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: And there's this thing that keeps happening where like so

855
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: you'll steal like say, like my Prada, like my Prada shoes,

856
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: Like you'll steal those, and then and then I'll be like, Okay,

857
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 1: that's okay, I'll replace them with like Gucci, Like I

858
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: have these Gucci shoes, and then and then those go

859
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 1: missing as well.

860
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 4: I said I'd replace them. I didn't say. I didn't

861
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 4: say I would replace them with Gucci.

862
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 1: I'm replacing them when.

863
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 3: You wouldn't even need to replace them. You have the

864
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 3: Prada shoes and you're in fact like wearing them and

865
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 3: doing Outfit of the Day videos and doing get Ready

866
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 3: with me, and you're like.

867
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: These are vintage, these are used, and by the way.

868
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 3: They don't even like no offense, they don't even fit you,

869
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 3: like you're doing it just to mess with Sam, like

870
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 3: they're too big on you and they don't and their

871
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 3: men's shoes like there's no reason for you to be

872
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 3: wearing them.

873
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 4: George, Can I can I get like a teammate because

874
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 4: I'm being I'm being dog piled right. This is a

875
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 4: witch hunt, This is weird.

876
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 3: I just I don't know. Because Sam Sam, I feel

877
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 3: a sense of I want to defend Sam because I

878
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 3: know that he has done everything in his power to

879
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 3: mend this friendship. And for you to first come in

880
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 3: and the first thing you say is I feel like

881
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 3: our friendship is not in a good place, and then

882
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 3: it's not.

883
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 4: It's not in a good place. I'm not going to

884
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 4: be fait.

885
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 3: Skirt accountability when we try to, like talk to you

886
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 3: about the things you've done.

887
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 4: I'm not skirting anything. I'm not skirting anything. I feel

888
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 4: like I'm sorry, I'm raising my voice. I feel really

889
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 4: like defensive right now, because I definitely feel like I

890
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 4: wasn't expecting to talk about this today. Yeah, I feel

891
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 4: like I can understand why you feel afraid to have

892
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 4: your stuff near me because I have taken things from

893
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 4: you in the past. I am telling you, I wish

894
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 4: I could be sorry, but I don't remember, and so

895
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 4: I can't like you if I say sorry, it's not

896
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 4: going to be And I do have this stuff that

897
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 4: you're talking about, yeah, that I have taken, but it

898
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 4: is in my possession now and and I feel like,

899
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 4: like all of a sudden, like even though I didn't

900
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 4: ask for this, like it's I don't I think I

901
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,959
Speaker 4: just was like like had a lot on my mind

902
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 4: that day because I was I had to go grocery

903
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 4: shopping and my my grocery was huge, and so I

904
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 4: had a lot on my mind. I wasn't even paying

905
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 4: attention in the fact that like I was like stealing

906
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 4: from you. And so now it's like I'm this bad

907
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:48,280
Speaker 4: guy who has to has to like return this this stuff.

908
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 4: Does that make sense? Like can you like just you're

909
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 4: you're yelling literally yelling at me to be empathetic. Can

910
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 4: you extend that to me just to say, like, I'm

911
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 4: I'm in pain all the time? Of course, you know,

912
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 4: have you watched the news?

913
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 3: No, no, what's going And something happened.

914
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 4: So I can't really remember, but there was something that

915
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 4: made me really sad, and and so it's just been like, really,

916
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 4: you're gonna you're gonna like fight. This is the hill

917
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 4: you die on, is like, I have your stuff. I

918
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 4: stole a bunch of your designer stuff. I stole like

919
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 4: multiple times over the years and keep stealing it. And

920
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 4: that's the hill you're gonna die on. And then you

921
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 4: bring me and the but I'm I'm not allowed to

922
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 4: I'm not allowed to address if I have, like if

923
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 4: there's like a strange tension between us, it just feels

924
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 4: people please or codependent or something. I'm getting that out,

925
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 4: Like I'm not that way anymore, okay, And I'm George.

926
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,919
Speaker 4: I just want to say we you're you're really, you're

927
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 4: really going in. But you don't want to talk about

928
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 4: the fact that you want up the statue of Liberty's dress.

929
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: Okay.

930
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 3: I just don't really think that's the same, because the

931
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 3: power dynamics are completely different.

932
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: You know.

933
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 3: The statue of Liberty is actually like one of the

934
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 3: most giant women globally, and so for me to go

935
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 3: out of stone, she's made of stone, she's like from France. Like,

936
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 3: for me to go up her dress is actually someone

937
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 3: in a lower level of power reclaiming their power as

938
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 3: a queer individual by going up the statue of Liberty's dress.

939
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 3: You know, it's the equivalent of someone taking down an abuser,

940
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 3: Whereas I think, I just don't you know, I think

941
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 3: what you to steal Sam's designer clothes seems different. You know,

942
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 3: Sam is an independent LGBTQ plus creator. He's not the

943
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 3: statue of Liberty.

944
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 4: Sam's not independent, He's incorporated.

945
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 3: That's true, you can be independently incorporated. He's the soul.

946
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: He's the sole shareholder.

947
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: I'm the only employees.

948
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 4: Well, I what I'm hearing is that you think that

949
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 4: a woman of any size it doesn't matter like that,

950
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 4: like her size. A woman's size determines if she has

951
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 4: agency or not, if like a man should get to

952
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 4: go up her dress, if she if she's a bigger,

953
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 4: if she's literally a bigger woman. You're like, that's just

954
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 4: that's crazy, George. I mean, and the fact that she's

955
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 4: from like why are you trying? It's like, okay, she's

956
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 4: like a foreigner, like okay, and I'm I'm allowed, Like

957
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 4: you've flipped it on her that maybe because she's like

958
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 4: it just said, it just reeks, It just reeks of

959
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:48,240
Speaker 4: like this disgusting sexual dominance. Gay men assert over straight

960
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 4: women that we see at the bars and in the clubs.

961
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 3: Patty, I just have one follow up question for you.

962
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 3: I love those boots. Where'd you get them?

963
00:49:55,360 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? I happen to remember buying those from my wrestling practice.

964
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 4: I cut them at the fucking store.

965
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: Which store, Patty? Which store.

966
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 4: You're wrestling practice?

967
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: You know, Patty?

968
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 3: I just I have to say, like, we have to

969
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 3: move on, because you know, this is gaeteo web and

970
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 3: we have to introduce a gay topic. But Sam, I

971
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 3: do want to give you some space. I realize I'm

972
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 3: speaking for you. You know, I feel very defensive as

973
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 3: a friend. We talked about this and we said, you know,

974
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 3: we're having Patty on and we want to like do

975
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 3: it right. I want to give you a chance to

976
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 3: finally just say your last word on.

977
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: This, Patty. I want to forgive you, and I will

978
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: work on it. And I still may clutch my things

979
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: closer to you know, Louis bag that I brought to

980
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: the recording, of course, will be held close to me.

981
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: Don't put your eyes on it, and I when you remember,

982
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: I'll forgive you.

983
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 4: I think that is that's fair. I hear that you're

984
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 4: saying that when the time comes should I remember doing

985
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 4: something that I can't remember doing. I don't know when

986
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 4: i'll remember that, but that you are can offer forgiveness

987
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 4: for me. I think it's a really I think it's

988
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 4: a really kind thing. And I just would like to

989
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 4: say that. I know, George, you said we have to

990
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 4: move on to go on to our gay topic. But

991
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 4: what is more universally gay than friends fighting?

992
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 1: Wow?

993
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 4: Having rotten teeth?

994
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,879
Speaker 1: Okay, well, what's the third we have? Fighting with our friends?

995
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 1: Rotten teeth? And give us a the gay topic?

996
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 4: Online?

997
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: Online? Now? What about online feels a gay to you?

998
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 4: Community? Outside of your house?

999
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: Oh? No, my branded thing fell?

1000
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 3: What fell? Oh?

1001
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 4: I heart podcasts?

1002
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:21,959
Speaker 1: It's back.

1003
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 3: Are those listening? The piece of Sam's mic that says

1004
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 3: I heart on it fell?

1005
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: So anti capitalist of me, this.

1006
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 4: Er I was about to see watching all Sam's rotten

1007
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 4: toeth fell out. Sam's one big rotten tooth fell onto

1008
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 4: the ground.

1009
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 3: Oh and it says iHeart on it?

1010
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 4: I okay, you got it to cosmetic.

1011
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 1: My big rotten tooth would actually be a I think

1012
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: Lord would use it for an album cover for this

1013
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: current cycle my rot two. Yeah, it looks like a shock.

1014
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: That's four hundred years old.

1015
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 4: I I do want to not make you sit in

1016
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 4: the rotten toothness. I recommended my dentist because I had

1017
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 4: not gone to the dentist in like sixteen or seventeen years.

1018
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 1: I was similar.

1019
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 4: I went and I had like four or five like

1020
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 4: bored out, rotten cavities, and they like replaced two of

1021
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 4: my molars and gave me a million fillings. And so

1022
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 4: that's that feels that's why I'm LGBTQ, even though I'm SIS.

1023
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,240
Speaker 4: I have vagina womb eggs born that way.

1024
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: Way.

1025
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, straight, you.

1026
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 3: No longer have rotten teeth, so you sort of transitioned.

1027
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 4: Into lgbt but I did.

1028
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,720
Speaker 3: Well, this is interesting.

1029
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 4: I have the experience, like I have the memories. I

1030
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 4: remember that.

1031
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 3: Is it enough to have memories?

1032
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: So you remember your teeth enough? Feeling all my things?

1033
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 4: Is it enough to have memories? I just I just

1034
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 4: think we have to not rehash.

1035
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're not rehashing that.

1036
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 4: I think you're not able to move past the pain

1037
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 4: of it.

1038
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: And yeah, I have. You know, whenever I go to

1039
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 1: the dentist, your name shows up on the screen because

1040
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: you referred me.

1041
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, does it say my dead name?

1042
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: No, Patrick says Patty Okay does say white.

1043
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, huh, that's yeah, that's my that's I really wish

1044
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 4: you didn't say that, Sam, because that is personal information

1045
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 4: and it is, in fact my race.

1046
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's my race, maybe it's mine. Maybe they're

1047
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: maybe they frame it weird.

1048
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're why right?

1049
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.

1050
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 4: You've got some You've got some flavor.

1051
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: Folks.

1052
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 4: Have you ever been with a girl like me before?

1053
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: With rotted teeth?

1054
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,720
Speaker 4: I was gonna say something sexy?

1055
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: Oh like what George? Sorry, if you don't mind watching

1056
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 1: just for.

1057
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 7: A minute, hmmm, kind of my Oh he disappeared, did he?

1058
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 4: He didn't?

1059
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: Like he really hated that.

1060
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 4: Is he still here? George? Are you still here?

1061
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: George literally left? That must have made him so uncomfortable.

1062
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like like when like straight stuff is happening,

1063
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: he like acts really like weird.

1064
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 4: Why he's going to the bathroom to jack his cock off?

1065
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: And maybe that's it. Maybe he's like so disgusted, but

1066
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 1: it's like it turns him on.

1067
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 4: He's disgusted in himself that he's so harasked.

1068
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he wants to be like this gay guy

1069
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:46,720
Speaker 1: who like knows what a puav is and like, actually,

1070
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: he's just like a fucking stray guy.

1071
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 4: Do you believe him when he says a puav is pep.

1072
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 1: Personus, I He'll just be spewing bullshit And I just

1073
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: nod and I say sure, sure, whatever.

1074
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 4: Why do you do this with him? You don't have to,

1075
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 4: like you could do it with me.

1076
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: No, the contract is like really strict. Oh god, yeah,

1077
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: they've got my balls in a bind.

1078
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 4: Well I can help with that.

1079
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 7: My my pussy can help. I can it can untie

1080
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 7: the blinds like prehensiles, like you know how people can

1081
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 7: tie cherry stems of their tongue. My pussy can help

1082
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 7: you get out of legal Uh uh?

1083
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 4: What is it? Tribulation?

1084
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 1: That's cool? So why didn't you want to be a lawyer.

1085
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 4: Because I didn't want to follow my dad's footsteps. More like,

1086
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 4: more like, okay, should we stop?

1087
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,760
Speaker 1: Unfortunately we have to keep all of this it pass.

1088
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 1: But we can also just wait until George's back now

1089
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: and then be like, and now he's back.

1090
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 4: Wait, what were you gonna what joke were you going

1091
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 4: to make.

1092
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: That your dad's bussy was doing all the legal work.

1093
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 4: For That's not okay, my dad's dead.

1094
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: I know, but like you've said, he was a lawyer,

1095
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: like and you said that, Like I just am sort

1096
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: of saying, I wonder where you got it.

1097
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 4: My dad's bussy.

1098
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: Oh, George's back.

1099
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 2: Are you okay?

1100
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 4: George?

1101
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: George? Are you okay? You're back?

1102
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but we're just figuring some other

1103
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 3: stuff out. But and so I and I can't really

1104
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 3: see you, but you guys should keep talking.

1105
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 4: Well, I was just worried that because it just went dark,

1106
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 4: that it was like the scene in the Dark Night

1107
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 4: where Maggie Jillen hall Bo gets blown up.

1108
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, just to catch you up since you.

1109
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 3: Were gone, Yeah, what happened while I was gone? And

1110
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 3: can get on?

1111
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, well, yes, we realized something about you.

1112
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what is this?

1113
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just realized something about you.

1114
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: What well, that you're a sick pervert?

1115
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 3: What the hell?

1116
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: And the you know, when Patty and I were having

1117
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: a connection, you had to turn off your camera and

1118
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: mike and leave the room to go.

1119
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it made you uncomfortable to see that Sam and

1120
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 4: I's connection could go further than yours.

1121
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 3: Sorry, but this is such bullshit, Like I literally came,

1122
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 3: I came in here, Sam to defend you. I had

1123
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 3: my talking points for Patty. You said, Patty abuses you

1124
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 3: all the time and steals from you all the time,

1125
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 3: but you were not brave enough to confront her. So

1126
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 3: can you help? And I said, okay, Like, I've always

1127
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 3: had a good relationship with Patty, but I'm like down

1128
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 3: to ruin my own relationship with Patty for your for

1129
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 3: the sake of your prodes shoes. And now suddenly you're

1130
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 3: turning against me and allying with your former nemesis. Well,

1131
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 3: I just.

1132
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: Realized, you know, maybe you weren't such a reliable narrator,

1133
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: and potentially you were trying to turn me against Patty

1134
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: because you didn't want us connecting in a romantic way,

1135
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: because you knew it would turn you on too much

1136
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: and make you not begin anymore.

1137
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, George, I don't know if you are being serious

1138
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 4: or not, because I don't know if you can tell.

1139
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 4: But all of that stuff was a joke and a

1140
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 4: bit that we were doing what I don't steal from him.

1141
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 4: We're a good friends. We're good and what's not a

1142
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 4: joke is the tension between me and Sam in a

1143
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 4: good way in the sense of the emotional and romantic

1144
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 4: and physical connection that we have.

1145
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 3: So you're telling me you made up this whole bit

1146
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 3: and brought me into it as a form of psychosexual

1147
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 3: play between the two of you.

1148
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: Your kink is.

1149
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 3: Literally gaslighting your friend into like a fake narrative so

1150
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 3: that you guys can then feel closer to one another.

1151
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 4: Well, let's just say yeah.

1152
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: I think we can start by saying pretty much.

1153
00:59:56,080 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sam is straight, always have been. And my pussy

1154
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 4: is in the room and he said he fucks it

1155
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 4: and suck.

1156
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I get what.

1157
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 3: I get what straight is, Patty. Thank you. I understand

1158
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 3: how it works. Really, I have a question.

1159
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: I bet you do?

1160
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 3: You per And so, Patty, you're one of those six

1161
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 3: straight women that whose gank is that they want their

1162
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 3: straight husbands to act gay. And this has been a

1163
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:29,439
Speaker 3: long term bit where Sam literally pretended to be gay

1164
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 3: his whole life, started a podcast with me, did it

1165
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 3: for five years? Also, it could lead to this moment

1166
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 3: of confrontation.

1167
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think it's funny that you think there's

1168
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 4: only six of us. There's so many more of us

1169
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 4: out there than you could ever imagine. And you know what,

1170
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 4: and you know what after that five years, every time

1171
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 4: a recording ended with you. He came over and he

1172
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 4: fuck me.

1173
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, yeah, it was crazy.

1174
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 4: I said, what did you say? And he's like, we

1175
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 4: talked about pop and I was.

1176
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 8: Like, that is so sick, Patty, Well, it would be

1177
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 8: sick if you didn't get a big kick out of it.

1178
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 3: Georgina is here's a question, Georgina, you are other? Are

1179
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 3: our other guests and producers and iHeart and Will Ferrell?

1180
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 3: Are they all in on it?

1181
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: Oh? This thing goes really deep. I mean, if you

1182
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 1: think Bowen and Matt are straight or are gay, you

1183
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: aren't paying attention.

1184
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 3: So you're saying Bowen and Matt paving the way by

1185
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 3: having the by having their podcast, was also part of

1186
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 3: this sick psychosexual game.

1187
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: Pretty much.

1188
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not sick. It's actually a very sustainable way

1189
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 4: of life. It's unconventional, sure.

1190
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 1: But it's Pride month and love is love.

1191
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 4: And love is love, and that's I think a thing

1192
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 4: that we could talk about is gay hate, So now

1193
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 4: unwelcoming and other kinds of love.

1194
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 3: Here's my question for the two of you, the happy

1195
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 3: cup is where do we go from here? You know,

1196
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 3: do I keep acting as though I don't know about

1197
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 3: this for the sake of our careers, for the sake

1198
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 3: of our podcast deal, and I guess for the sake

1199
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 3: of your relationship by extension, are you planning on, I

1200
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 3: don't know, eliminating me now that it's all out in

1201
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,439
Speaker 3: the open and this is all over.

1202
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you also missed that part of the conversation,

1203
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,560
Speaker 1: which is what well. I told Patty that you know,

1204
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 1: iHeart has my balls in a bind, and that.

1205
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 3: Is that another one of your kinks.

1206
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 4: Let's just say that I offered to unbind them with

1207
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 4: my plus.

1208
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 3: So I guess we can just say that, but I would,

1209
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 3: in fact like a little more context in terms of

1210
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 3: just materially what that means for me.

1211
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 4: You know how women can tie a cherry, some with

1212
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 4: their tongue.

1213
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,919
Speaker 3: And some with their vaginas well.

1214
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: Some can do legal documents with their vaginas.

1215
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 3: Can do legal documents? Do you mean documents or like

1216
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 3: them wholesale whole clot from scratch.

1217
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: I mean, it's.

1218
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 4: Really interesting you bring up the word scratch because a

1219
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:21,160
Speaker 4: lot of women, a lot of women call their pussies

1220
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 4: their gash. But see, my pussy stayed the same size

1221
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 4: ever since I was born, and it's so small. I

1222
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 4: call it my scratch, so okay, when men are fucking me,

1223
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 4: I say, oh my god, yeah, fuck my scratch. And

1224
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 4: then when they're like where do you want it, when

1225
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 4: they're about I'm about to come, I'm like, come on,

1226
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 4: my scratch. So interesting to use the word scratch.

1227
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: Interesting.

1228
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,880
Speaker 3: That is really interesting.

1229
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 4: Honey, George, I think you need to just drop drop

1230
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 4: the act yourself.

1231
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 3: What do you what do you mean?

1232
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 4: Let's just say going up?

1233
01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: What's that you?

1234
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 4: Liberty's dress isn't the only thing I've seen you do, Patty.

1235
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 3: This is I really don't want to talk about that.

1236
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 1: Oh, we've seen you at Union Pool hanging out with

1237
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: those twenty six year old women.

1238
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 4: That are wearing that are wearing deftones T shirts that

1239
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 4: are cut into little kind of like crop tops. Yeah,

1240
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 4: not even just regular straight chicks, kind.

1241
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 1: Of alt all all Brooklyn type.

1242
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 4: Semi semi al. Did you see Brooklyn Dikes types? Yeah,

1243
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 4: Brooklyn types.

1244
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 3: Listen. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

1245
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 2: They whoop.

1246
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 4: There it is, George that we knew it.

1247
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 1: We knew it? Are you?

1248
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 3: I don't think I like to keep those parts of

1249
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 3: my life separate, and it has never affected my performance

1250
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 3: on the podcast, nor have I implicated anyone non consensually

1251
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 3: into my own sexual which is valid, by the way,

1252
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 3: especially during this month, Pride Month, where I'm one of

1253
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 3: three LGBTQ plus individuals in the entire world, although we'll

1254
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 3: see how many are left by the end of this episode,

1255
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,919
Speaker 3: by the way, and so I don't think anyone. I've

1256
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 3: never been dishonest with anyone, whereas you two have literally

1257
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 3: strung me along for five years. I'm gonna need years

1258
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 3: of psychoanalysis, Freudian psychoanalysis, four times a week in order

1259
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 3: to get over this.

1260
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 4: Well, it's interesting.

1261
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 3: All those girls at Union Pool know exactly who I am.

1262
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 3: They know who I am when I'm with them. They

1263
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 3: know who I am when I'm in the studio and

1264
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 3: they are okay with it.

1265
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 4: And they know who you are when you're when you're

1266
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:37,320
Speaker 4: in their guts.

1267
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have a problem with that?

1268
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 4: I just think it's a bit. I think you should

1269
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 4: win a gold or silver medal for the floor routine

1270
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 4: you just did in front of us. The amount of

1271
01:05:54,680 --> 01:06:00,000
Speaker 4: gymnastics you had to had to do to convince yourself.

1272
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: Yes, the amount of gymnastic you're like.

1273
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 4: Place you're doing gymnastic.

1274
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 3: Calls because I just stuck the damn landing.

1275
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 4: No, we're saying, we're saying that the gymnastics you're doing

1276
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 4: to gas sight yourself into thinking that you're gay when

1277
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 4: you're actually straight and you're fucking a bunch of semi

1278
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 4: old girls. Uh, Union Pool, Not that you stuck the

1279
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 4: landing on your own, are you? You are not Simone

1280
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 4: Biles and sticking your landing on your.

1281
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: Own in the Olympics like before before or she didn't

1282
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,919
Speaker 1: do well in that.

1283
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 4: Regard, But you are Simone Biles in the sense of

1284
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 4: being an excellent gymnast, in the sense of you gas

1285
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 4: your ability to gasight yourself and doing so. What's your

1286
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 4: favorite position with Union Pool girl?

1287
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 3: What's my favorite position with Union Pool girl?

1288
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, with one of the Union Pool what's your favorite

1289
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:56,720
Speaker 4: position you like to do when you have sex with

1290
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 4: the Union Pool girl?

1291
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 3: What is my favorite position I have to do? How

1292
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 3: dare you ask me something like that?

1293
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: To me, that's a valid question where all adults were well, doggie,

1294
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,439
Speaker 1: of course, doggy, of course, of.

1295
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 4: Course, of course, of course, doggy, doggy.

1296
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 3: That's that's what you two do together. When I'm not

1297
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 3: all the way, Yeah, pretty. And then Patty keeps talking

1298
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 3: about her scratch.

1299
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, she says, scratch that scratch.

1300
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 3: Scratch that scratch, she says, and then you scratch and scratch.

1301
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 4: Well, then I think we're getting a little far away.

1302
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 4: I don't call I don't call my pussiest scratch and

1303
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 4: then say scratch my scratch, scratch that scratch, because you

1304
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 4: don't scratch a scratchy scratch an itch. And I would

1305
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 4: not call my pussy and itch that has other weird connotations.

1306
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 4: I would say, fuck my itch.

1307
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 3: Right right, this is so gross.

1308
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:01,320
Speaker 4: Uh, we can we can talk about online, We can

1309
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 4: talk about the online world.

1310
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't think we can talk about you know, Patty.

1311
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 3: I just want to say, like, this episode was supposed

1312
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:10,440
Speaker 3: to be a celebration of LGBTQ plus culture. We started

1313
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 3: out with like an innocent little bit about like oh

1314
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,720
Speaker 3: ha ha, like we're being exclusionary. Of course, it's kind

1315
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 3: of a commentary on discourses around inclusion and pride, but

1316
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,679
Speaker 3: you know, we everyone who's listening knows that our hearts

1317
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,599
Speaker 3: are in the right place. We did a big bit

1318
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 3: about how you're the third person whatever. You know, all

1319
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 3: of it isn't good fun now, suddenly we're in such

1320
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 3: a grotesque place and we're you're asking me what my

1321
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 3: favorite sex positions are with barely legal women that I are.

1322
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: Fully legal twenty six. It's a very respectful age. We

1323
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,120
Speaker 1: know you're straight.

1324
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 4: We don't think you're creepy. Other than the fact that

1325
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,679
Speaker 4: you want up the statue Liberty's dress against her consent.

1326
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:53,599
Speaker 3: How do you know that it was against her consent?

1327
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: She has that sign that's like immigrants, like, come on in.

1328
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm an immigrant. My career is going to look

1329
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 3: very different when this episode's over. And I think when

1330
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 3: I'm no, I think in a bad way. But I

1331
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 3: think what I'm struggling with is where do I personally

1332
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 3: go from here? You know, I don't think I am

1333
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 3: masculine and straight enough to suddenly transition into the into

1334
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 3: the straight podcast space.

1335
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:24,679
Speaker 1: I think you could, Yeah, try it right now, really quick.

1336
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,040
Speaker 3: Did you watch the game last night?

1337
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 4: Fucking I was playing paintball and my hopper jammed. I

1338
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:38,640
Speaker 4: was playing paintball and my fucking hopper. I got an

1339
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 4: automatic hopper that it has you turn it on and

1340
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 4: it has this little lever that you're like irritates the

1341
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 4: ball so that it's not supposed to jam, but the

1342
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 4: ball got jammed in there anyway.

1343
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:52,640
Speaker 1: It's just like pizza, Like it is too hot, it

1344
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,840
Speaker 1: doesn't taste good, but when it's too cold it doesn't

1345
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 1: taste good. Like there's like this third temperature that's like

1346
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: somewhere between too hot and too cold that tastes super good.

1347
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, And when I put my a Co two tank

1348
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 4: in the back of my guns sometimes if I don't

1349
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 4: put it in right, it gets there's some little frost

1350
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,400
Speaker 4: over and it's kind of freaky because I'm worried it'll explode.

1351
01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:14,000
Speaker 1: And do you guys eat mozzarella sticks or is that

1352
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 1: just me?

1353
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,880
Speaker 4: In The biggest part a paintball that you have to remember,

1354
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 4: even though you might feel like a fucking nube is

1355
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 4: where your eyeglasses because you can do some serious damage

1356
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:23,720
Speaker 4: to your eyes.

1357
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:27,919
Speaker 1: But seriously, if you're eating breadsticks, that's pussy behavior.

1358
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,240
Speaker 3: So I think what we're learning is that I actually

1359
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,720
Speaker 3: think we made the right decision Sam, you and I

1360
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 3: as straight man, I think we made the right decision

1361
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,720
Speaker 3: pretending to be gay for this podcast because I have

1362
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 3: to say, you know, to end on a positive note.

1363
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 3: I think our work speaks for itself, and we are

1364
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,920
Speaker 3: much better at being gay podcasters than we are at

1365
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,040
Speaker 3: being straight podcasters.

1366
01:10:47,479 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 4: Okay, completely agree.

1367
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: I agree.

1368
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:53,720
Speaker 3: And I think it's like we can consider this a

1369
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 3: form of healing. Like I forgive both of you, You

1370
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 3: forgive me, and that's final. And I think from now

1371
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,360
Speaker 3: on we can just go back to, you know, doing

1372
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 3: what we were doing before. And I think, you know,

1373
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,599
Speaker 3: when you pretend enough, it sort of becomes real.

1374
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 1: That's true, Fake it till you make it.

1375
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 3: They always say that, Like I've never felt, you know,

1376
01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:14,840
Speaker 3: that I was not being myself. I just feel like

1377
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,720
Speaker 3: I was accessing a different part of myself, you know,

1378
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,560
Speaker 3: the part that's false and contrived.

1379
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1380
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 4: Wow, I think the contrived part of us is the

1381
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 4: part of us that will be most financially accessible and

1382
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:29,599
Speaker 4: relatable to every other.

1383
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,360
Speaker 3: You know what it is, And that's what pride is

1384
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 3: sort of all about.

1385
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:34,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's what it's all about. And you know

1386
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:37,880
Speaker 1: what it is. It's how Ellen is nice on camera, yeah,

1387
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,640
Speaker 1: but in real life. Mean we're gay on camera and

1388
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:43,320
Speaker 1: in real life not so much.

1389
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 3: But and the thing is, honestly, when I think of Ellen,

1390
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,920
Speaker 3: I still her brand is still nice. Like I can't.

1391
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 3: I can't learn. No matter how many things I learned

1392
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 3: about her, I still think of her as dancing on

1393
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:55,599
Speaker 3: the TV.

1394
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wanted her she I watched her recent special

1395
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,080
Speaker 4: Me Too. I kind of I kind of wanted it

1396
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,160
Speaker 4: to be mean, and I think she expected people for

1397
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,360
Speaker 4: it to be mean, and so she like doubled down

1398
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,360
Speaker 4: and made it even nicer. And I kind of respect that.

1399
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 4: I thought it was pretty funny. And I think she's

1400
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:21,880
Speaker 4: just has a has a very uh heavy boulder to carry,

1401
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:24,639
Speaker 4: you know, and yes, she's sort of can she please

1402
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 4: us all? She can't.

1403
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 3: She's like the statue of liberty of comedy.

1404
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:32,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, and when you're carrying a cisificium boulder, but you're

1405
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:34,640
Speaker 4: also the statue of liberty, you're kind of in a

1406
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 4: squat and it leaves.

1407
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:39,200
Speaker 3: Everything address open.

1408
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:42,960
Speaker 4: For perverted, fake gay straight men like George to go

1409
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,599
Speaker 4: up there and take a bunch of pictures of your

1410
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 4: of your party that let's be honest, that one's not

1411
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,519
Speaker 4: a scratch, that's more than a hatchet woman. That's like,

1412
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,680
Speaker 4: I don't know, that's like the dent that the Titanic

1413
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:56,519
Speaker 4: made in an iceberg is probably how BIGS is.

1414
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 3: If you think I'm allowing you to, like, you know,

1415
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:03,679
Speaker 3: do like one more passive aggressive jab at this idea

1416
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:06,720
Speaker 3: that I violated the statue of deliberty, despite the fact

1417
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 3: that we decided all of that is past us.

1418
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 4: You know what, I will say, because you said something earlier,

1419
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:15,880
Speaker 4: you said about like even if it's like playful, you

1420
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,840
Speaker 4: still feel it and it's real. I find that sometimes,

1421
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:21,840
Speaker 4: not just sometimes, a lot of times, doing a sustained

1422
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:25,240
Speaker 4: bit where you're fake fighting actually does create feelings of

1423
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:28,000
Speaker 4: like tension and stress, like in your body. Yeah, And

1424
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:32,120
Speaker 4: I just want to say, I think you both are

1425
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:35,479
Speaker 4: so kind and funny and brilliant, and I love you

1426
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,720
Speaker 4: both so much and really adore you. And even doing

1427
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:42,640
Speaker 4: a fake bit where we're fighting feels hard after a

1428
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:45,880
Speaker 4: certain point because I'm like I, even in the world

1429
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 4: of what we're creating together, I want there to be

1430
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:53,599
Speaker 4: real reconciliation in like peace. I don't know if I

1431
01:13:53,640 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 4: want these people in this fake like metaphysical what ever,

1432
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,160
Speaker 4: sure face should want them to walk away from each

1433
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 4: other being like, oh, I'm a fake gay. People think

1434
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:12,360
Speaker 4: I'm a pervert because I allegedly did this impossible thing.

1435
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:15,920
Speaker 4: Because thereat the statue is frankly Cement and stone you

1436
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 4: can't look up it. Yeah, So I just wanted to

1437
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:22,200
Speaker 4: put the offer that that I actually really don't like

1438
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:25,599
Speaker 4: to fight, even in bits, even though it's like kind

1439
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,400
Speaker 4: of the thing that I do the most all the time.

1440
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,880
Speaker 3: Patti, Well, we love you more than you can imagine.

1441
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 3: We basically I think you're literally like one of the

1442
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,759
Speaker 3: most talented people I've ever met my life.

1443
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 1: Patty, we love you more than you can imagine. And

1444
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:42,200
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you did this podcast. And I think

1445
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:46,240
Speaker 1: the fake fighting is unfortunately funny, but I also crave reconciliation.

1446
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:50,960
Speaker 4: I do so well, thank you for saying that. That

1447
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 4: really means a mountain to me.

1448
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:55,000
Speaker 3: And I just want to say, sorry, go ahead.

1449
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 4: No, I was just I was just gonna say. I

1450
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:04,920
Speaker 4: think even reconciliation in the form of a bid or

1451
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:08,639
Speaker 4: a joke, and in these fake characters that we create

1452
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:11,360
Speaker 4: to make each other laugh or other people laugh, even

1453
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:17,439
Speaker 4: fake reconciliation can give us a bump of dopamine in

1454
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 4: such a dark world. That's why we watch stories like

1455
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 4: movies and TV where we see characters who aren't real

1456
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:25,880
Speaker 4: on screen falling in love and you know, winning the

1457
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:28,760
Speaker 4: big game. We see them win, and it gives us

1458
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 4: a sense of hope and an aspirational target that like,

1459
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:34,720
Speaker 4: I could maybe feel that in my own life, and

1460
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,680
Speaker 4: I think we have an opportunity to create that in

1461
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:39,639
Speaker 4: ourselves in these skits that we do with each other.

1462
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:54,439
Speaker 3: Sorry, Sam Well, I actually really liked what Patty was saying,

1463
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,200
Speaker 3: and I want to I think a common theme that

1464
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 3: I'm seeing.

1465
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:58,680
Speaker 1: I liked it. I just wanted to hear what you

1466
01:15:58,680 --> 01:15:59,080
Speaker 1: had to say.

1467
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:02,120
Speaker 3: A common theme that I'm seeing is this idea both

1468
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:05,719
Speaker 3: you know, with Ellen with straight and gay, with bits

1469
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:08,400
Speaker 3: and not bits, this idea that sometimes fake can be

1470
01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 3: more real than real, like there are certain actually authentic

1471
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:16,960
Speaker 3: things that can only be expressed within a fake context.

1472
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,120
Speaker 1: I liked what Patty said better.

1473
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:26,120
Speaker 4: Really, I think what George said has more, uh has

1474
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:29,960
Speaker 4: more bearings to be like a Ted talk or to

1475
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:33,599
Speaker 4: be like a thesis in a in an academic journal.

1476
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:36,360
Speaker 4: That's that's I'm just referencing saying that I like saying

1477
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:37,160
Speaker 4: academic journal.

1478
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,479
Speaker 1: Well, call Mikolitis, and how do I get cooking on

1479
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:40,880
Speaker 1: that is?

1480
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:45,080
Speaker 3: Mickleanis It's Miles Sam. Are you okay?

1481
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,680
Speaker 4: It's been a long time since you were on that

1482
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,960
Speaker 4: on the UCB stage, right, Yeah.

1483
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:51,040
Speaker 1: It's been a long time. Yeah.

1484
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,080
Speaker 3: Oh it's so what I was gonna say before, and

1485
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:54,800
Speaker 3: now I'm pushing it, you know, because I already said

1486
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 3: one thing and I'm saying a second thing. What I

1487
01:16:56,400 --> 01:17:00,160
Speaker 3: was going to say before is that, uh, in terms

1488
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:03,280
Speaker 3: of the real tension that exists when you're doing a bit,

1489
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:07,320
Speaker 3: one thing that I noticed is that when you guys

1490
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:12,439
Speaker 3: were allied against me, I felt especially marginalized because I'm

1491
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 3: also the only one in this studio and you are

1492
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:18,559
Speaker 3: both together in the other studio. Sure, And actually when

1493
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,640
Speaker 3: Sam and I were doing the bit with Patty, I

1494
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is good because I feel there

1495
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:26,760
Speaker 3: is a connection that's happening across the country from this

1496
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,840
Speaker 3: studio to that studio because we are creating this triangle.

1497
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,400
Speaker 3: But then you guys are already close to each other

1498
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 3: physically already, I feel like there are things I'm not getting.

1499
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,599
Speaker 3: There's body language I'm not getting. So for you two

1500
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:43,679
Speaker 3: to then you know, gang up on me felt especially pronounced.

1501
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's interesting because I guess there's all the subtext

1502
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:53,439
Speaker 4: of like what could happen? I think when you're you know,

1503
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:57,120
Speaker 4: in an argument real or not. You're wondering what the

1504
01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:59,080
Speaker 4: next thing they're going to say is, and you're kind

1505
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:01,479
Speaker 4: of like trying to forecast the best that you can

1506
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,240
Speaker 4: in one of those things. If we're in a different space,

1507
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,120
Speaker 4: It's like if it got so bad, we could like

1508
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 4: unplug the TV and you just wouldn't see us, and

1509
01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:09,240
Speaker 4: then you would be alone and we would be together

1510
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,599
Speaker 4: having sex and well.

1511
01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:12,080
Speaker 1: In the sense that is kind of what did happen?

1512
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:14,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know that, but you are the person

1513
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:18,519
Speaker 4: who cut us out, which made us made me no joke.

1514
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:21,000
Speaker 4: There was like a moment where I was like, what if,

1515
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,639
Speaker 4: like he's upset, something happened, he died.

1516
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:24,679
Speaker 1: What if he died?

1517
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 3: Maggie jel in the Hole style, Maggie Joel on Hall style.

1518
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,680
Speaker 3: I hate to say it, but I do think we

1519
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,719
Speaker 3: need to know literally we need to wrap.

1520
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:34,760
Speaker 1: Well.

1521
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:37,280
Speaker 3: I do want to say this was like such a

1522
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:38,200
Speaker 3: breath of fresh air.

1523
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 1: I agree. I think I love when we can take

1524
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:45,040
Speaker 1: Patty come on tour with us.

1525
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,840
Speaker 4: I will, I will, and I would clean, I would

1526
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,479
Speaker 4: make sure you guys are up in the morning.

1527
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:54,040
Speaker 3: We're literally going on tour in August. Your keys, We're

1528
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,559
Speaker 3: going on for in August and Patty, I want you

1529
01:18:56,600 --> 01:19:00,840
Speaker 3: to email those job offers, tell them, no, I have

1530
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:03,400
Speaker 3: something better to do. We're doing SpaceX.

1531
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd rather do small venues across this nation.

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01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 3: Some are medium sized, but sure, you.

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01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:13,680
Speaker 4: Don't know how much a meal and drink ticket mean

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01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,880
Speaker 4: to me in the quality time of Are you guys

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01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,360
Speaker 4: going on a bus? Are you flying everywhere?

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01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 1: Flying?

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01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,200
Speaker 4: And do you know anyone who's.

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01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,400
Speaker 1: Ever the police don't destroy boys? Did a bus?

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01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:24,280
Speaker 4: That's so fun?

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01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:25,200
Speaker 3: Stops?

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01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:26,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, stop doing bus?

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01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:31,639
Speaker 4: I think what eric Andre and Sarah's.

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01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,160
Speaker 1: Oh they did a bus.

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01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:42,599
Speaker 3: Sarah snookes Sarah. Yeah, that's what turned into the picture

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01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 3: of Dorian Gray, where Sarah Snooke plays thirty seven characters.

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01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:48,000
Speaker 3: It was originally this like really extended bit with eric Andre.

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01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:48,880
Speaker 1: She worked.

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01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:53,719
Speaker 3: She was really inspired by eric Andre actually, who turned

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01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:56,559
Speaker 3: down the role of Shiv initially in succession.

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01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:58,599
Speaker 4: I don't I don't want it.

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01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,000
Speaker 1: Well, it was when you you'll be like, oh, that

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01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:03,040
Speaker 1: was clearly supposed to be eric Andrey.

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01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:07,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, well Shiv is like Shiv is like that you

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01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:10,280
Speaker 4: could call your penis a shiv. And then so Mike

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01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:12,400
Speaker 4: pussy being a scratch, it would make sense.

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01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,679
Speaker 3: You guys are taking your buddy comedy hour on tour.

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01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,360
Speaker 1: Sh sh show.

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01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:21,000
Speaker 4: Me and Sam got to have our own little aside

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01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:22,720
Speaker 4: when you and away in the dark, and I think

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01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 4: I would love to have Sam go away in the

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01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,599
Speaker 4: dark and then me and you have a sexual moment too, George.

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01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:31,599
Speaker 1: I know, Okay, let's let's are we even do going

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01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 1: to do our final segment?

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01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:33,840
Speaker 3: Should we do it like so fast?

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01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:36,559
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it so fast our final segment. Now

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01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:39,519
Speaker 1: that we're all gay again in the right ways, we

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01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,040
Speaker 1: are going to give a shout out to anything that

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01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:45,479
Speaker 1: we are enjoying. People place those things ideas in the

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01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,720
Speaker 1: style of its doesn't one you're at TRL shouting out

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01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:51,080
Speaker 1: to your squad back home? I have one, George, I'm

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01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,400
Speaker 1: ready to go. Go Okay, what's up pre sources and

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01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,000
Speaker 1: purpose around the globe. I want to give a huge shout

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01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 1: out to Kylie Minogue's Slow. I think this song is

1574
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,479
Speaker 1: so damn good and I heard it at her concert

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01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:04,240
Speaker 1: and everyone went buck wild, and ever since then, I've

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01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:06,920
Speaker 1: been like, damn, this song is so good. The music

1577
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,519
Speaker 1: video is amazing and sexy, and I'm sort of like,

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01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 1: I think she deserves my credit. And I know every

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01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:13,680
Speaker 1: gignner thinks this, but I think it too now and

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01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:16,599
Speaker 1: I think it in a bigger, better way. Xoxo Sam.

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01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,519
Speaker 3: What's up, freaks and losers? I want to give a

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01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:22,880
Speaker 3: shout out to sort of like THHC or CBD based cocktails,

1583
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:26,479
Speaker 3: maybe a canned mocktail, things that are non alcoholic that

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01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:29,600
Speaker 3: I can drink. Pagreon listeners know this, but I have

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01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:32,120
Speaker 3: to be for various medical reasons. Callie sober for the

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01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:35,120
Speaker 3: next six months, and I am not going through this

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01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:37,640
Speaker 3: summer without having specialty drinks and without feeling like I'm

1588
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:39,920
Speaker 3: in an altered state. So if you are a brand

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01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:41,840
Speaker 3: that can help me by sending me any sort of

1590
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:45,120
Speaker 3: non alcoholic thing that can get me buzzed in any

1591
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:47,360
Speaker 3: other way, I don't care what's in it. Quite frankly,

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01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:50,559
Speaker 3: it can be harmful chemicals that are bad for my

1593
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,719
Speaker 3: body and the environment, but as long as it's not alcohol,

1594
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,639
Speaker 3: please send it to me DM on Instagram. I will

1595
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,200
Speaker 3: send you my address. I don't care who you are,

1596
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,800
Speaker 3: and I would love to try some drinks and I'm

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01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:02,280
Speaker 3: happy to do an on screen unboxing. So you have

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01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:05,200
Speaker 3: six months. Please start sending them now. I'm at George

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01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,120
Speaker 3: Savers on Instagram.

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Speaker 4: What's up Freaks and Losers? I want to give it sorry,

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01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,320
Speaker 4: what's up Freaks and Losers? I want to give a

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01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:18,240
Speaker 4: shout out real quick to rides. I just started going

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01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,760
Speaker 4: to theme parks again. I love I just and I

1604
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,439
Speaker 4: and I haven't been in like ten years, and I

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01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:25,599
Speaker 4: just started writing roller coasters again, and I forgot how

1606
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:28,840
Speaker 4: how good it feels to be shaken around and thrown

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01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:32,040
Speaker 4: upside down and field g forces and stuff. It really

1608
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:34,040
Speaker 4: makes me feel in my body you can't think about

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01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:37,240
Speaker 4: anything else. And I really think like it helped me

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01:22:37,479 --> 01:22:40,519
Speaker 4: kind of like step back in touch to my inner

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01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 4: child who has been abused, neglected us and stinking, stinking

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01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:47,400
Speaker 4: it up inside there for so long. So I just

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Speaker 4: want to say say thank you Rides.

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01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:52,720
Speaker 1: Thank you Rides Well, thank you Patty for an amazing episode.

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01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 1: And we'll see you soon.

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01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 4: See you and I love you.

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01:22:58,720 --> 01:22:59,120
Speaker 1: Bye.

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01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:02,400
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01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:28,760
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01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:30,479
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