Speaker 1: Second. We've handled school crushes on this segment before. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and normally it's between two adults who maybe used to
Speaker 1: be high school sweethearts years ago. Yeah, it's always really cute.
Speaker 1: Or sometimes it's a couple of teachers who got freaky
Speaker 1: in the art room supply closet during assembly, also cute.
Speaker 1: But today's is gonna be a little bit different because
Speaker 1: we're gonna be handling a current school crush between two parents.
Speaker 1: Oh glad, that's the twist that we took. And one
Speaker 1: of them is on the phone asking for our help today.
Speaker 1: Her name's Maddie. What's up, Maddie. Hey, how are you
Speaker 1: guys doing. Oh you found that one hot single guy.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, the rare one no attachment single dad. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean she has a kid. Okay, I mean I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, honestly, the rest of the single moms
Speaker 1: are pissed at you. Sorry, sorry, Well, let's find out
Speaker 1: more about the single dad. What's his name? What his
Speaker 1: name is? Derek? And so we met. Our kids go
Speaker 1: to the same school, and we have a double lane
Speaker 1: drop off system in our school, so we would like parallel,
Speaker 1: we'd be parallel to each other. So you know we
Speaker 1: could see in each other's window. Hey, what's up? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: the drop off line is like the pickup spot, now
Speaker 1: picking up more than just your kids. Yeah, so are
Speaker 1: your kids about the same age? Are they in the
Speaker 1: same class or well, they're not in the same class,
Speaker 1: but they are at the same age. Okay, your kid
Speaker 1: was held back. Oh okay, there's multiple classes of the
Speaker 1: same That makes more sense. I'd call for help. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness. So how did you and Derek finally get
Speaker 1: to talking? Okay? So, um, one day we were we
Speaker 1: were actually walking out together and he was like, you
Speaker 1: want to get some coffee or I was like, um, yes,
Speaker 1: of course, let's go. Are the whole time is your
Speaker 1: kid just like tugging on your coat, like let's go? Mom? No,
Speaker 1: they there, they were in school, they were gone, so
Speaker 1: you just dropped them off. I see, I see. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you ended up going to coffee with him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were going to coffee. We're talking. We had a
Speaker 1: great time. Like sometimes, you know, when you have recent exes,
Speaker 1: you tend to talk about them on the on the
Speaker 1: dates and you don't realize it. And this one we
Speaker 1: really I found myself not talking about Okay, good start.
Speaker 1: That's growth for you. It sounds like it's really proud
Speaker 1: of yourself. That's a good thing. Yeah, it's been like
Speaker 1: five years. Yeah, you don't even have any kids with
Speaker 1: that act. I mean, didn't feel like a date because
Speaker 1: you guys went straight from like drop off to coffee,
Speaker 1: like was was there sparks? That's the thing. Like it
Speaker 1: felt so easy, so nat tr like I felt like
Speaker 1: I known him for the locket you know, and I
Speaker 1: and I had. But yeah, I just felt so comfortable
Speaker 1: and and then you know, the check came in. He
Speaker 1: was like, oh, let me, let me get this, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, no, no, because you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't want it to feel like a date date.
Speaker 1: You don't want it to feel like a date date?
Speaker 1: What kind of date did you want it to feel like? Means? Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, we're not going to beat around the bush
Speaker 1: a date with the expectation that there might be something
Speaker 1: happening afterwards. What she's saying is she wants to have
Speaker 1: a date date, but she wants it to be an
Speaker 1: outlined let's go on a date. Yeah before they go Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want any confusion. Did you at least do
Speaker 1: like a but you can get me next time, so
Speaker 1: that it like eludes that this is going to happen again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I should have said that. I'm like, no, man,
Speaker 1: pay for you now. Not ever, that would have been good.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just wonder if it like put him
Speaker 1: down a little bit in terms of, like you then
Speaker 1: turned it into a friend zone thing by doing that.
Speaker 1: I understood what you were saying, but I also understand
Speaker 1: what Brooke is saying. Yeah, I personally would be offended.
Speaker 1: I love to pay for everyone all the time, Like,
Speaker 1: so if I get rejected, it would feel like a
Speaker 1: rejection to me. Would you like to pay for me? Yeah? So, Maddie,
Speaker 1: are you thinking that that really offended him? Is that
Speaker 1: the vibe you were getting from Derek? Something seemed different
Speaker 1: after that, But he was still cordial. He was still
Speaker 1: cracking jokes and all that. And you know, we we
Speaker 1: said goodbye, you know, we waved, you know, there was
Speaker 1: a little contact. Okay, we left and I had him
Speaker 1: actually given him my number, Okay, you know hopefully you
Speaker 1: know he would text me with like, hey, let's go
Speaker 1: on the second pedle. Maybe you know something didn't know
Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm confused because I'm thinking that I'm
Speaker 1: not to like, sound too cocky or anything, but I'm
Speaker 1: like this, I like that about your job. I mean
Speaker 1: you should feel that way. So how long has it
Speaker 1: been since that coffee date. It's been two weeks. Oh.
Speaker 1: Have you seen him at the drop offline? Yes, but
Speaker 1: not as often. And at the time I did see him.
Speaker 1: I think it was an accident. I think he wanted
Speaker 1: to happen. In fact, now he's tinted all the windows
Speaker 1: on his cars and I can't set him. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that's really weird. My only thought here is are
Speaker 1: you sure that he's a single dad? Oh? Yeah, we talk.
Speaker 1: We talked about it. There's no tan lines, like that's
Speaker 1: something you you you notice? Oh you get tan lines
Speaker 1: when you are wedding on the ring. Oh. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this coffee date got really interested. But anyway, let's let's
Speaker 1: play a song. We're gonna come back. We'll call Derek
Speaker 1: for you and we'll try and get you your second
Speaker 1: date up date. All right, all right, thank you all.
Speaker 1: Hold one, two single parents, two identical minivans, two children
Speaker 1: in the same class, but only one has an STD.
Speaker 1: It's the lacky wrong com everybody's waiting to see PTA
Speaker 1: with HPV coming this fall. No, I'm just joking about
Speaker 1: that last part. It's coming out of the the spring. But
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Maddie, is a single mom and
Speaker 1: she met a single dad recently named Derek in the
Speaker 1: school drop offline. The two of them hit it off
Speaker 1: and ended up going out to coffee together, but afterwards,
Speaker 1: Derek has been acting a little bit strange kind of
Speaker 1: avoiding Maddie and she does not know why, so she's
Speaker 1: asking for our help. Maddie, is there any is there
Speaker 1: any parts of the story that we didn't cover there?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? STDs? When I know you
Speaker 1: were joking, but my goodness, sorry, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: give up the spoilers to the ending of this. Jes
Speaker 1: you just really thought that was funny, didn't you, Maddie? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what exactly exactly? Listen, Like the bottom line is is
Speaker 1: like I'm a single mother, hard out there finding you know,
Speaker 1: quality guys, so you know I click. I clicked with him,
Speaker 1: and that's rare. I know, we got you. We're going
Speaker 1: to fix this. And you did mention though that your
Speaker 1: kids are the same age. There's no chance that the
Speaker 1: two of them have some sort of school crush going on.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What would that matter? They're in
Speaker 1: elementary school. If you don't want the parents, get them together.
Speaker 1: If the kids are getting together too, nobody's getting together
Speaker 1: at elementary school. Maybe they're kicking each other in the shins.
Speaker 1: To say, I like it, like that's not actually know
Speaker 1: what parents and kids getting together. That's another good idea
Speaker 1: for a movie. I'm going to pitch it to Hollywood
Speaker 1: after this. But first we're get Derek on the phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna call Derek and we'll ask him what's
Speaker 1: going on. Are you ready, Maddie, I'm ready. Number nine?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Derek. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here's this. Hey, my name's Jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing, man? Okay,
Speaker 1: Hi Derek? What's going on? So we're doing a segment
Speaker 1: on our show. It's called a second date Update. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if you're familiar with that, but basically, it's
Speaker 1: where we help out our listeners who are being ghosted
Speaker 1: try to figure out why the other person isn't calling
Speaker 1: them back after a good date. Okay, I'm not a listener.
Speaker 1: That's okay, most people aren't broke. But we do have
Speaker 1: a listener that went on a date with you, and
Speaker 1: her name's Maddie. I mean, I know, Matti. We had coffee.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know about a date. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: I could see that. I could see how it could
Speaker 1: be deciphered either way. Be sure he told us a
Speaker 1: little bit about it. There may or may not have
Speaker 1: been considered an actual date, but there was a hangout
Speaker 1: with you and Maddie, and she had a really good
Speaker 1: time with you. Yeah, she's been a really nice person.
Speaker 1: It was nice to meeting her and studing some time
Speaker 1: with her. Okay, was there any vibes like did you
Speaker 1: get the vibe from her that she was looking, you know,
Speaker 1: for like a real date maybe in the future. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything that would paint her
Speaker 1: in a bad light. So paint her in a bad light. Well,
Speaker 1: she listens to our show. I mean a lot of
Speaker 1: times that happens. Whenever we have somebody on this show
Speaker 1: for this segment, we have to tell them ahead of time.
Speaker 1: They might hear something a little bit embarrassing about themselves,
Speaker 1: so they have to agree to it, and Maddie is
Speaker 1: prepared for whatever the real answer is. You know, I
Speaker 1: was trying to be polite, but fine, this is gonna
Speaker 1: sound weird. After we had coffee, right, I found her
Speaker 1: on Facebook and that's kind of excited because you know,
Speaker 1: I haven't hung out with a single mom in a while. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you were actually, yeah, you were actually thinking this
Speaker 1: could turn into something then, I mean you were positive
Speaker 1: at that point. After the date, you're like, okay, let's
Speaker 1: do this. Yeah. After coffee, I was definitely like, all right,
Speaker 1: maybe there's something here. Oh okay, So what changed? Well,
Speaker 1: I was excited. As I was dropping my son off
Speaker 1: at his grandparents. My dad and like, I'm telling him
Speaker 1: about Maddie and I showed him a picture of her
Speaker 1: on my phone and my dad got this weird book
Speaker 1: on his face and he says, I know her, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what what are you talking about? What your
Speaker 1: dad knows Maddie. I mean, it makes sense. You guys
Speaker 1: are in the same community, you go to the same school,
Speaker 1: like it does. I mean, everybody's like two degrees separation
Speaker 1: when you're in an elementary school. Honestly, I guess I
Speaker 1: guess it's possible that they would know each other. How
Speaker 1: my dad goes, this is gonna sound strange, but I've
Speaker 1: seen her online. She's on the website only Fans. Oh,
Speaker 1: I think the bigger question fans, why wouldn't you see? Now?
Speaker 1: This seems more normal to me. It Did he give
Speaker 1: you more details? Did you go and look up her
Speaker 1: only Fans page? Yeah? I didn't. I didn't believe my
Speaker 1: dad at first, but then he showed me. Then sure enough,
Speaker 1: that's her. I mean she's you know, under a different
Speaker 1: name there, but like he was already open on his browser.
Speaker 1: That's weird. He's like, I have pictures of her too.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry. She did not do anything wrong.
Speaker 1: She's an adult woman, she's a single mom, Blair, I mean,
Speaker 1: she's hot. What do you think about that? It was
Speaker 1: just like a little shocking. I never pictured myself of
Speaker 1: someone from only Fans, And like she's quite popular on
Speaker 1: the site. How popular? Who wonders she paid for her
Speaker 1: own coffee? Yeah that makes sense out What do you
Speaker 1: mean she's popular? She has like a large amount of
Speaker 1: subscribers there, and you know, I'm just like a dad
Speaker 1: with a kid. It just weird. Me out. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You definitely want the more popular the less popular, if
Speaker 1: you are going to that's a good point, but I
Speaker 1: also get it as a parent that would feel kind
Speaker 1: of weird. I need to tell you, Maddie's on the
Speaker 1: other line listening, and she wants to speak with you,
Speaker 1: and she wants you to subscribe. I don't know about
Speaker 1: that made hi. Oh my, oh my god, you were
Speaker 1: on the phone the whole time. I thought they were
Speaker 1: just going to relay it to you, like, wait, oh boy, No,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. So you have a you have
Speaker 1: a problem with me having the only fans, pase that's
Speaker 1: what it was. I don't know that problems the right where.
Speaker 1: I just don't know how I feel about it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe you have some suggestions for her? What
Speaker 1: do you mean, like content? Yeah? Like maybe is that
Speaker 1: what you never? That's where we're going? Where are listen?
Speaker 1: I don't think I can be with somebody like that.
Speaker 1: But I did feel a connection with you, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to feel that you are that narrow minded
Speaker 1: that you can't get past something like this. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm a single mother trying to make ends meet. I
Speaker 1: make a lot of money, and I spend a lot
Speaker 1: of time with my son. I just I can't get
Speaker 1: my mind around that. You you really just did not
Speaker 1: talk to me because I have an only fancy. I
Speaker 1: think maybe maybe I'm just guessing for Derek. He he
Speaker 1: just doesn't know how to approach the situation the right way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he was taken aback by it and he's
Speaker 1: not sure the right way to handle it. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's good or bad. I was just processing it
Speaker 1: at my own speed, you know, while dealing with my responsibilities.
Speaker 1: I haven't dated him a very long time. It's quite
Speaker 1: possible everyone has an only fans at this point. I
Speaker 1: acknowledge that, just the entire PGA board. All right, Derek,
Speaker 1: I don't don't think you understand what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: It like you're you're a lucky position to be in
Speaker 1: right now. You know how many I want to date me.
Speaker 1: I'm very popular on only fans, you know. Okay, I
Speaker 1: hear that you're you're a little bit um defensive defensive there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to use the right words here. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say desperate. Yeah, I'm not saying that, but uh,
Speaker 1: I mean clearly you're seeking his approval here, like you
Speaker 1: definitely want to go out on another date with him.
Speaker 1: So we had a connection, a connection that doesn't happen often,
Speaker 1: and I felt a spark and I don't know, I
Speaker 1: have a belief that he's going to come through. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think we understand it. And let's see if Derek
Speaker 1: can come through here, because he's been thinking about this,
Speaker 1: and we'd like to offer Derek to send you guys
Speaker 1: out on another date. I mean, I think the thing
Speaker 1: is Derek, like, this is your opportunity to ask all
Speaker 1: the questions that you have about her line of work.
Speaker 1: Very good and if you don't feel comfortable after that,
Speaker 1: then you know, move on. You know it's not right
Speaker 1: for that's okay too, conversation. You could bring your dad
Speaker 1: along too, and some questions. I'm sure he wants to
Speaker 1: know a lot talk subscriber. I mean, I could probably
Speaker 1: get my head around the only fans thing, but like
Speaker 1: just from this radio thing and the way she just
Speaker 1: like it's quite aggressive, so early on I'm gonna respectfully pass.
Speaker 1: He just wants to hang up so bad right now,
Speaker 1: it's maybe not the right fit for him. Comfortable. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right. Oh great, there's a million guys on the
Speaker 1: text board here again, I kind of want to know
Speaker 1: what her only fans is. I'm just curious. I'm just curious.
Speaker 1: I think your husband would mind it all. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: find all that information out and then we're gonna call
Speaker 1: Derek's dad interested. That's terrible. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.