Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you. Why why and look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that nulture? Yes? Goodness, let's ding
Speaker 1: do is calling? Why are you coming into exuberan? I
Speaker 1: want I wanted to test out like, well, it failed,
Speaker 1: pitching up? You know what would you like me to?
Speaker 1: I guess correct myself. Here's here, just my behavior grew.
Speaker 1: Here's what I was trying to do. I was trying
Speaker 1: to go ding don, let's cultures is calling. It was
Speaker 1: shocking for me. I can try it again. Now, well
Speaker 1: let's go No no, no, no, no, no no, we do
Speaker 1: what you do. We can't do this is going I
Speaker 1: feel like everyone will have turned it off, you know,
Speaker 1: scream at them. We're not screaming. We're giving him something
Speaker 1: a little bit different. Here's a difference between Bo and
Speaker 1: between Mo, a name that I never have given to
Speaker 1: myself until just now. Sometimes Bo will come in and
Speaker 1: he'll say, I think we need to change it up
Speaker 1: a little bit, And now I say, we have to
Speaker 1: keep the podcast the exact same. I think we can't
Speaker 1: be so resistant to change. Progress is a coming. I
Speaker 1: believe that was a song in the in late sixties.
Speaker 1: Progresses are coming, A change is gonna come. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: or um. The times they are changing, Oh yeah, um,
Speaker 1: and they are indeed they are indeed at all times,
Speaker 1: at all times. What's amazing about the world is you
Speaker 1: wake up every day and it's a little different than
Speaker 1: it was the day before. And sometimes you get big news.
Speaker 1: And bowen, I think that our guest today has gotten
Speaker 1: the biggest news, and we have through her, we have
Speaker 1: received that news unto ourselves in the biggest way, in
Speaker 1: the greatest, biggest way. She is, she is the greatest showman.
Speaker 1: And I would say she is the biggest treat I say,
Speaker 1: I would say, amongst some large treats out there, she
Speaker 1: is will Will will speak, the biggest treat of them all.
Speaker 1: So let's go through the credits. You go through the credits,
Speaker 1: and I will I will sit here in Baska. She
Speaker 1: is the the Goddess, the Goddess, the Queen. She's the Goddess,
Speaker 1: the Queen, the Empress. You can watch her amazing, amazing
Speaker 1: talk show popping off with Annie don Ley. Um. The
Speaker 1: episodes are the old episodes are on Facebook. There might be,
Speaker 1: you know, in the future, some you know, a nice
Speaker 1: little revival of it, a reboot. Who knows, we'll see
Speaker 1: might be a live thing might be something different for
Speaker 1: you would be something coming up a little bit there.
Speaker 1: Speaking of reboots, she is now performing progress is a comment.
Speaker 1: She's not performing with the new iteration of the famous
Speaker 1: Holy Comedy Hour brought over from Chicago from the annoyance
Speaker 1: the You're there from Chicago to New York, from Chicago
Speaker 1: to New York. Oh, and like so many others, like
Speaker 1: so many others, but just her arrival here in New
Speaker 1: York City was the big, blessing momentous. We haven't seen
Speaker 1: this big of a momentous changed since since Tina fe
Speaker 1: Now our guest is in the new iteration of the
Speaker 1: Holy Comedy Hour now called yard Sale Comedy at Union Hall.
Speaker 1: So you can check her out there, uh from the movie,
Speaker 1: from the movie The Big Sick Um. So this is
Speaker 1: and this is a true, true, true blue culture resta.
Speaker 1: And you may recognize her from last Cultures Live episodes
Speaker 1: in the past. And she actually came, I believe in
Speaker 1: she was a finalist, She was a runner up in
Speaker 1: Culture War. Yes, the battle and she oh God, if
Speaker 1: you will talk about this, but the reaction of her
Speaker 1: walking down the aisle was I will never forget it.
Speaker 1: I've never experienced something like that, So please not amongst
Speaker 1: my warm not amongst them. Please warmly welcome our guest
Speaker 1: and the Queen, the Queen, Queen of Queef. Thank you, Queen.
Speaker 1: It is Queen of Quef. And I have to think
Speaker 1: you're the only one who always truly says what my
Speaker 1: queen title? What is that? Why don't people respect the
Speaker 1: title her Royal Highness? Well, people will call me queen
Speaker 1: and I think they think it's Queen of comedy. I
Speaker 1: think you're right though, I think they think that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they do. They She's the Queen, She's the Queen. I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you know what you're saying? You don't know what
Speaker 1: you're saying? Right? It is King of Queendom, Queen Queen.
Speaker 1: I think I believe, I believe. To quote the bio,
Speaker 1: it's Annie Donneley, Queen of Kingdom Queef. You can't handle
Speaker 1: the bitch. Yes, I'm post tastic and mega madness. You
Speaker 1: can't handle the bit and post tastic and mega madness?
Speaker 1: Is that from your own made that up? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: I thought it was a nice hook. Is the Twitter
Speaker 1: at Annie? The Queen's only the Twitter is at Annie?
Speaker 1: Ask queets? Yes? So because it's actually rule of culture
Speaker 1: number forty two, as conque too asks his queefs too
Speaker 1: asks his squeeves to go and brush your shoulders off.
Speaker 1: I believe the lyrics absolutely. Now let's talk about the
Speaker 1: Twitter for a second, because they are truly our favorite Twitter,
Speaker 1: our favorite Twitter. We will sometimes like many of the
Speaker 1: tweets and retweet them all at once. I don't know
Speaker 1: if your phone ever blows up. No, I think I
Speaker 1: think Annie has one of the unforgettable tweets that we
Speaker 1: that we that we quote memory so so many times. Yes,
Speaker 1: here we go. Yeah. My favorite episode of the Simpsons
Speaker 1: is when Bart Fox Big Titan Marge and she oh Bart,
Speaker 1: when and she go, oh Bart Bart. I never thought
Speaker 1: about it in her voice until now. That's bad. That's bad.
Speaker 1: But imagine those big swinging titoks. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: guess I guess you know what. I've just never sexualized
Speaker 1: Marge before, but it may need to go online. A
Speaker 1: lot of people do, do they really? A lot of
Speaker 1: people sexualized Marge and um family guy a lois. No.
Speaker 1: I don't like that she's sucking the dog upstairs downstairs
Speaker 1: and dogt you han't I Hentai is the subculture, the
Speaker 1: sub genre of porn in which famous cartoon characters pop
Speaker 1: culture characters are you know, paled basically just sodomized. And
Speaker 1: do they canonically mix like could yeah, yeah, this crossover
Speaker 1: so we can see like Pikachu fuck you know, yes, yes, Simpson.
Speaker 1: I mean it's very unfortunate that, like it's usually it's
Speaker 1: always the women who are just being that's horrible. Well,
Speaker 1: I have to tell you it's not always cartoons. I
Speaker 1: read a fan fiction of Tim the tool Man Taylor,
Speaker 1: and he was sucking his son Brad and Wilson wanted
Speaker 1: a piece, but you know, he can't come out from
Speaker 1: behind the no. I swear I read it. It was
Speaker 1: this gay fan fiction. It was erotic. Brad was the
Speaker 1: oldest son he was he was not okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It was j T T. I don't know. I always
Speaker 1: referred to him as j T T. And I think
Speaker 1: so did many. Yeah, yeah, yeah, heartthrop. I want to
Speaker 1: see him now, what does look like? You know, he
Speaker 1: looks like himself, only like in suits. Oh I've recently
Speaker 1: seen and he's not you know what I will say,
Speaker 1: Oh God, he hasn't grown into adulthood the way you
Speaker 1: think he should have. He didn't Leonardo DiCaprio exactly. He Um,
Speaker 1: he didn't even Macaulay Culkin to be able. Did Leonardo
Speaker 1: grow into adulthood? I think Leonardo grew into a handsome man. Although, however,
Speaker 1: I know that's a controversial thing to say, actually, because
Speaker 1: we've had people on this very podcast come out and
Speaker 1: say that his face was a six and his body's
Speaker 1: a two. I think Sydney Washington said that, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would give him more than a six. I would
Speaker 1: give him a solid nine or ten on face. To
Speaker 1: be honest, man is very handsome. The face is there,
Speaker 1: the faces, the face is there, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 1: He's serving face. But the But I don't know if
Speaker 1: I feel like he's grown into adulthood properly. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know what though, Um, I appreciate that he dare
Speaker 1: is to go out there and say, you know what,
Speaker 1: this is my body. Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio is very body positive. Yes, yes, he doesn't care.
Speaker 1: He knows you're judging him on the big screen. That's
Speaker 1: why he dates models that are both thin and and
Speaker 1: not like him even more thin. Yes, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. That's why he writ he dates many different
Speaker 1: kinds of models, different different kinds of models, different kinds
Speaker 1: of models and and hot actresses. He there's diversity in
Speaker 1: the people that he fucked. Yes, he'll sometimes Blake Lively
Speaker 1: and sometimes is that who? You know? I know he?
Speaker 1: I know he fucked Blake Lively? Oh my god, how
Speaker 1: do you know? I frequently will read a magazine who who?
Speaker 1: Who he fucked? I'm saying, I'm saying that who he fu? Magazine?
Speaker 1: You never you haven't read who read? I haven't read
Speaker 1: any tabloid or People magazine since Michael Jackson died. I
Speaker 1: swore to myself on the day of his death, I
Speaker 1: would never read. I was all about all over in
Speaker 1: that day. I was. I signed off because because you
Speaker 1: thought the media killed him. Yes, I believe, I am.
Speaker 1: I admired. I have such respect for that. I really do,
Speaker 1: because sometimes I will all go onto People dot Com
Speaker 1: and I truly turn away. I stopped um going on
Speaker 1: Press Hilton too. There was like, I forget exactly what
Speaker 1: it was, but there was a certain point where I
Speaker 1: was like, I think it was after he had apology.
Speaker 1: Remember he had that big apology where he came out
Speaker 1: and was like, I am no longer going to be mean.
Speaker 1: This site is no longer bullying. It's going to be
Speaker 1: about news and reporting news. And then he went on
Speaker 1: to say like fucked up ship. But now it wasn't
Speaker 1: like these two cliffs were down at the beach looking
Speaker 1: like us now looking like a dirty poop. Now it
Speaker 1: was like, mm, I don't know is this person talented?
Speaker 1: And it was like, no, this is peddling. Stick to
Speaker 1: who you are, see right through you. As I think
Speaker 1: he like got into like physical fights with celebrities because
Speaker 1: he did, Yeah, somebody, I think, oh you know who
Speaker 1: it was? Will i am punched him in the face. Well,
Speaker 1: because because I believe fer thing. No, but according to Perez,
Speaker 1: and you know, I think the the the instinct should
Speaker 1: be to believe him. But according to Perez, well, I
Speaker 1: AM called him a faggot. And I don't know, what
Speaker 1: do you believe? I'm going to bravely say I do
Speaker 1: not believe by the things I am in Brittany, bitch,
Speaker 1: there's no way because you know what, Okay, here here's yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. I'm gonna bravely say I don't believe
Speaker 1: Perez and that because of because of who Perez is
Speaker 1: and he's disgusting and he stoops to that, he stoops
Speaker 1: to that level and he um, you know, he fucking
Speaker 1: bought an apartment in the same building as Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: back when they like they used to be best friends.
Speaker 1: And then like he was being an asshol to her
Speaker 1: so so she cut him off and then he like
Speaker 1: would stock her and like thrown put an offer in
Speaker 1: in her building and that she flipped out and was like,
Speaker 1: what the funk are you doing? Get away from me night.
Speaker 1: He is he's like he's like a truly like a noxious,
Speaker 1: parasitic par He's a nice parish person, and you have
Speaker 1: to imagine that it comes from a place of like
Speaker 1: deep unhappiness, because who else that creates a site that's
Speaker 1: literally just to call Jennifer Aniston managed it, but it
Speaker 1: became so popular and it makes me so upset when
Speaker 1: celebrities there's photos of celebrities embracing him and he's at
Speaker 1: like Hollywood parties and he has a place there. People
Speaker 1: forget very quickly in this town. They really do. Wait,
Speaker 1: let's get back to m because was this such a
Speaker 1: deep love for MJ or is this just a general morning.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how deeply I loved m J until, uh,
Speaker 1: the years surrounding his death. I lived with a roommate.
Speaker 1: Her name is Julia Cobos and Chicago, and she was
Speaker 1: his biggest fan. And when she would her energy like
Speaker 1: brought it out in me. I listened to Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: I remember being young and my mom like would play
Speaker 1: his albums, which she's like jazzer sizing or whatever. And
Speaker 1: I didn't appreciate him for the performance artist he was.
Speaker 1: I just loved his music. And then once I lived
Speaker 1: with Julia, she would show me clips of him performing
Speaker 1: and his music videos, and it's there's nobody like Michael
Speaker 1: before Michael. He did Michael first, and everyone who followed,
Speaker 1: you know, Beyonce, all these they're doing Michael Beyonce, and
Speaker 1: Beyonce is basically the only person who's like coming close
Speaker 1: to like that that sort of iconography. Yes, who could
Speaker 1: truly transcend, Yes, yes, but even she is derivative. I
Speaker 1: hear what you're saying. Uh, there's a trace of her
Speaker 1: in old acts. I mean, if you watch old Tina
Speaker 1: Turner is doing it extremely well, but that that is
Speaker 1: what she is doing. What I mean like Proud Mary,
Speaker 1: like I bet with no Proud Mary, and no like
Speaker 1: Tina Turner and like her ladies like we don't exactly
Speaker 1: get Beyonce the way we have her. I think she
Speaker 1: is heavily influenced and I would imagine that Michael Jackson
Speaker 1: is a huge part of that employer. But Tina Turner,
Speaker 1: they had such a specific type of performance of Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson was that first like sensational pop star who had
Speaker 1: the background dancers behind him and just like could stand
Speaker 1: on stage. That's all he had to do exactly. I
Speaker 1: think he stood still for a minute and a half
Speaker 1: it was, and then asking yeah and then being like yeah,
Speaker 1: and then one woman got rolled out on a stretcher.
Speaker 1: Wait really yeah? Did you heard? Josh and Aaron Josh
Speaker 1: Sharpen Aaron Jockson tell the story all the time where
Speaker 1: it's like he's still standing there and just one woman
Speaker 1: faints and gets rolled out in a structure. Imagine loving
Speaker 1: someone that much. But he was he was, and he
Speaker 1: was he was the biggest being that close to him. Yes,
Speaker 1: imagine your parents being and called and they say you
Speaker 1: have to come down to the hospital. Your child literally
Speaker 1: fainted about someone they don't know because they stood for
Speaker 1: a minute. Well, I'd be like, I mean, Michael Jackson
Speaker 1: has to be on the hospital record. I mean that
Speaker 1: on the chart. Have you ever cried about Gaga? Have
Speaker 1: you ever cried? Um, I've never cried about like I
Speaker 1: went when I saw her live. I didn't cry because
Speaker 1: I was I was very ill and I just didn't
Speaker 1: have it in me. You really, yeah, I went ill?
Speaker 1: Um like, probably you shouldn't have gone. Yeah, I remember
Speaker 1: the times I've seen Beyonce. I'm like, I just I
Speaker 1: feel you were swept away with the spirit my parameters. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, who do you love
Speaker 1: more than anyone else? That you felt your own parameter changed?
Speaker 1: When I was younger, the Backstreet Boy, I was the
Speaker 1: girl that the security guards waved their flashlights in front
Speaker 1: of my eyes to make sure I was okay. I
Speaker 1: was damned on a stretcher because during one of their concerts,
Speaker 1: I had a sign for a J. McClean, who was
Speaker 1: my favorite, that said and I just loved his voice.
Speaker 1: I had a sign that said a J is my
Speaker 1: sex God. And I had to hide it from my
Speaker 1: mother because you know, I wasn't like embarrassing. How do
Speaker 1: I explain that, um My sex sex And there's a
Speaker 1: part in their and their tour and Millennium tour where
Speaker 1: they fly above your head on skateboards, and that they're
Speaker 1: so close to you. If you're you know, certain parts
Speaker 1: of the stage, you can't get that close to him.
Speaker 1: But they come to you, honey. They come to every
Speaker 1: seat in that motherfucking house. And I swear I was
Speaker 1: wearing a little zebra cowboy hat. I'm from Houston and
Speaker 1: he was wearing a cowboy hat for that show. And
Speaker 1: I held up my side and I swear to God
Speaker 1: that he looked at me and I tipped my hat
Speaker 1: and he tipped it back. I still believe it to
Speaker 1: this day. That will give you some material for years,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Scrub rub rub, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: bank bank tip a J McClean tipping his little hat.
Speaker 1: Get me wet? Who dah. It was a moment. I'll
Speaker 1: tweet about that. Come on, hashtag fuck me God, hashtag
Speaker 1: fuck me sex God. And of course the me is capitaled.
Speaker 1: What if it's just a tweet, this is fuck me sex.
Speaker 1: I think that's an Annie ask Queeve tweet. Absolutely, there's
Speaker 1: I mean there's just so many The character of Annie
Speaker 1: ask Queeves husband, who is that god is husband doesn't
Speaker 1: Is it necessarily Joey No? I mean he inspires some
Speaker 1: of the ideas, but certainly not the actual and her
Speaker 1: husband in the in the world. Your husband's very dumb. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: he's very dumb. He doesn't get it. I should not
Speaker 1: have married him. Yeah, we love that. Yeah. I imagine
Speaker 1: Annie like a Betty Rubble type. I feel like she's
Speaker 1: very pure and clean. Okay, I've thought that Betty Rebel
Speaker 1: was pretty pure and clean with her pearls. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she was always coming over with dinosaur meat and stuff.
Speaker 1: She like a good neighbor, she loves Oh did I
Speaker 1: say Betty Rebel? I meant Wilma Wilma Betty. Really she's
Speaker 1: cheated on Barney. Yeah. If Rosey O'donnald plays you come on.
Speaker 1: But Betty would also bring over some good dishes. Yes,
Speaker 1: and and Wilma. I can see she's closer to Wilma
Speaker 1: than Betty. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's who I meant
Speaker 1: to say. Wilma is has had it with I mean
Speaker 1: she kicks him outside in the theme song, she locks
Speaker 1: the door I totally forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is that is some had some like marriage. I
Speaker 1: mean maybe all families sitcoms on someone will have this,
Speaker 1: but some real for children, for a show that could
Speaker 1: be consumed by children, some real marriage dysfunction. He would
Speaker 1: yell at her a lot. Well, that's unacceptable. This is
Speaker 1: all coming from like the Honeymooners, like we always threatening
Speaker 1: to straight to the moon one of these, I will
Speaker 1: kill you one of these sane excuse me. Also, Archie Bunker,
Speaker 1: everyone like fully racist? Yes, oh yeah, that was written
Speaker 1: into is. Yeah, well I know that was like the
Speaker 1: whole character and that was like a comedic thing. But
Speaker 1: this is something you could do now, or maybe you
Speaker 1: could if it was. I don't. I think we're ready
Speaker 1: another I think we're ready for another iconic racist cartoon.
Speaker 1: Or otherwise I'm ready for another iconic race. Was he
Speaker 1: racist to everyone? Yeah? Oh maybe like every ethnicity he was,
Speaker 1: but probably was the equal opportunity. But his thing was
Speaker 1: especially to black people, he was racist. Yeah. Well wasn't
Speaker 1: there a Yeah? So that that really there you go?
Speaker 1: Were the Jeffersons their neighbors. There was a crossover episode, right,
Speaker 1: There was a crossover episode where they where they do,
Speaker 1: where they learn? Where are two learns? We need more
Speaker 1: crossover episode, which, yeah, I know they still do them
Speaker 1: on network TV, like Chicago Fire. We'll go into Chicago PD.
Speaker 1: But I don't want and I don't think Scandal and
Speaker 1: I don't think So Honey. Of course we are next.
Speaker 1: I don't think So Honey is going to be a
Speaker 1: crosstop over with Scandal. Olivia Pope's gonna run in uh
Speaker 1: and she's gonna you know, I say, what's what? Did not?
Speaker 1: I know nothing about scandal? You know what? There's there's
Speaker 1: not much there's literally and to know. The other day
Speaker 1: I was watching uh in The Bachelor and a preview
Speaker 1: for this Scandal came on, and you would think it
Speaker 1: was like a psychological horror film. I was like, what
Speaker 1: the funk? Where's the show gone? It's like screaming and
Speaker 1: like whipping shots, like it's just crazy Shonda rhymes just nuts. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she's wacko? Is it supposed to be a
Speaker 1: political show? And yeah, um, I want to do something,
Speaker 1: you know what whacko in the best way, We love
Speaker 1: you shot you. We don't usually do this on on
Speaker 1: Lost Culture, but I just I think this there there
Speaker 1: is there is a section on Annie Donnley's website which
Speaker 1: everyone should visit Annie donley dot com. There's a section
Speaker 1: on any Donley's website that is just so so special
Speaker 1: and so unique that I think, I think, I think,
Speaker 1: I think it warns us reading it out loud. It's
Speaker 1: She has a tab on her website called Ideas and Joke,
Speaker 1: and it's just a list of original ideas and jokes.
Speaker 1: Check back for updates. Um so here, let's just read
Speaker 1: some of these jokes. What goes up must come down
Speaker 1: unless you take Viagara at least, are not going to
Speaker 1: hold up on the air. I think I think they
Speaker 1: will feed a man of fish, feed him for a day,
Speaker 1: teach a man to fish. Well, that's a straight up miracle.
Speaker 1: That is some well mush husband to wife, get a
Speaker 1: boob job, wife to husband, get a break camp child,
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. This is awful. Hell, if men are from Mars,
Speaker 1: then beat me down, sock t not Scottie. So hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, there's one. There's one. There's one. Fine, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe this doesn't quite translate, but there's there's one that
Speaker 1: I happened to get the aesthetic of the website. Yeah
Speaker 1: you don't understand, okay, little graphics of points of beer,
Speaker 1: cheers in each other in between every it's GF cities.
Speaker 1: It's digital brutalism, as we call it in the design world.
Speaker 1: Digital of this app. And here we go. So um,
Speaker 1: there's one that's just called that. There's the header a
Speaker 1: funny video dot dot two dots, and it just says
Speaker 1: instead of a video, it just says, wife is giving
Speaker 1: husband a hand job and and she keeps rubbing harder,
Speaker 1: harder and faster, and the Genie pops out of his
Speaker 1: brig Genie Grant's wife one wish dot dot dot. She
Speaker 1: asks to make her husband to be more in Dutch
Speaker 1: with his feminine These are my struggles, These are my ideas,
Speaker 1: and these are struggles as a married straight woman. And
Speaker 1: that's a struggle. This is as beautiful. I would like
Speaker 1: to actually do a little test. Now. You famously posted
Speaker 1: up on your Facebook one day, and I don't know
Speaker 1: if you were I wondered if you regretted doing this
Speaker 1: after because of the demand that it created, you said,
Speaker 1: comment on this status and I'll read you like a
Speaker 1: motherfucking drag queen bitch bitch, And what what did you
Speaker 1: say for Bowen Yang? For me, she said, oh um,
Speaker 1: it didn't have anything to do. That was yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: oh this is perfect. Do you want to just do
Speaker 1: you understay yourself? Did you tell your parents your big secret? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: no no, not that you're gay. That's you're honestly trying
Speaker 1: to break into the podcast circuit. Bat crunchy And of
Speaker 1: course for me, do you remember what you said about me? Um?
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers. Everything I need to know about pop culture
Speaker 1: I can gather from your Facebook page. Everything I need
Speaker 1: to know about you, I can gather within five seconds
Speaker 1: of talking to you. Shut the funk up, bitch. Nobody
Speaker 1: asked me your opinion something like he said, shut up
Speaker 1: you loud asked yes, that's important. Yes, I mean that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I feel very red. I feel like it's cathartic. So
Speaker 1: what I'd like to do is I'd like to give
Speaker 1: you some names, and you should be you should be
Speaker 1: there on the spot, and I will give you three
Speaker 1: This is hard, This is hard. Omar Rossa. Who is
Speaker 1: omar Rossa? Omarossa was she? She was the contestant on
Speaker 1: the Apprentice and then she worked in the Donald Trump
Speaker 1: White House a little bit that that woman President Obama.
Speaker 1: President Obama, bitch, last time I checked, going to Martha's
Speaker 1: vineyard nine times a year is not okay for president? Okay,
Speaker 1: what the funk am I paying for? Exactly? My tax
Speaker 1: dollars are going for you? And Miss Michelle and her
Speaker 1: pilates classes and send in those trashy assue kids to
Speaker 1: their Ivy League schools. You will not be missed. What then,
Speaker 1: are we paying for? What are we paying for? Up for? We? President? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's another one. Ronald McDonald. Okay, Ronald McDonald, you think
Speaker 1: you can dress like that because you're tall, You are
Speaker 1: more pale than my white ass. You need to go
Speaker 1: to the tanning beds and get yourself a little tanning
Speaker 1: mask and quit, honestly, quit catering to kids and quit
Speaker 1: pandering two kids. Right, you're right, he needs to, as
Speaker 1: we say, level his pussy up. Ronald McDonald, Do you
Speaker 1: have one more? You know what? Um? Uh yes, I do,
Speaker 1: I do. Um no, you don't have to if you don't.
Speaker 1: Mr Rogers, Mr Rogers, quite great, Um, thank you so
Speaker 1: much what you've done for TV and what you've done
Speaker 1: for kids. But um, thank you so little for all
Speaker 1: those fucking shoes that you put on and off. You
Speaker 1: know how many people would dream for a pair of shoes? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes you Mr Rogers, Mr Rogers. And what do you
Speaker 1: think of Tom Hanks playing Mr Rogers in a feature film?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Yes, that's news today. That's news today,
Speaker 1: which pot producer Joe told us explicitly not to discuss
Speaker 1: since this episode will be released two weeks later. But
Speaker 1: but he doesn't control us. Is the thing that he
Speaker 1: doesn't know? Oh my god? Okay, this is not a read.
Speaker 1: But but Tom Hanks is one of the good guys,
Speaker 1: and I'm holding out that he will stay a good guy. Think,
Speaker 1: I hope? So I think if something comes out I'm
Speaker 1: going to the Moon. You're going to the moon? Would
Speaker 1: you have the means to do that? I don't think
Speaker 1: you did. Okay, we'll see, we'll see if I don't
Speaker 1: think they would allow you to go to the moon,
Speaker 1: and think it'd be a real fucking chaotic if something
Speaker 1: comes out about Tom Hanks, you better start reading People
Speaker 1: magazine again. Honey. Oh my god, you're right, and I
Speaker 1: need to just reverse everything. And I ask you a question.
Speaker 1: You like bat Boys, but you don't like in Sync? Correct? Okay?
Speaker 1: So did you not? And am I not right? Who
Speaker 1: likes InSync? Who likes justin Timberlake? Now? Okay? I mean
Speaker 1: not not now? Is in like in the last year
Speaker 1: because as we know, he's a problem. But wait, did
Speaker 1: you dislike in Sync because they were a threat to
Speaker 1: Backstreet Boys? Yes? Okay, but I must say now that
Speaker 1: the Backsty Boys have held up throughout the years. They
Speaker 1: kind of they kind of went into a more like
Speaker 1: do woppy thing after day and I think it's holding
Speaker 1: up for their age. And they're still touring and they're
Speaker 1: doing all their cruise ships honey and in Sync? What
Speaker 1: it aged Flash in the Pan and it aged you
Speaker 1: know what? You know? What album I enjoyed was um,
Speaker 1: I want to say like two thousand five, and then
Speaker 1: they had that song that I was um, it was Incompanie.
Speaker 1: It was that one. No, it was the remember that
Speaker 1: song that was like, Hey, yes, that's it's called real World.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a weird It's a weird world.
Speaker 1: Don't you know what? Weird world? Weird world, that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah. Their harmonies so good? What is this
Speaker 1: face before I don't know that ship. Okay, but that's
Speaker 1: not good. Now I'll tell you what Mat didn't say.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't stay hell for me it again?
Speaker 1: You're drop my battery is hellouda? Now? Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh?
Speaker 1: And that was the crucial part, the hello hello, the
Speaker 1: call I love a good storytelling song, thank you. How
Speaker 1: can we don't get them anymore? They start out with
Speaker 1: that song and paint this picture of this playboy, and
Speaker 1: then the next song they ask you to forgive them
Speaker 1: with UM, I want it that way. It's ridiculous. The
Speaker 1: line of Black and Blue? Wait, was was the call
Speaker 1: on that? That way was famously on the lenning I
Speaker 1: can't believe I have to get up in here? No
Speaker 1: I I was the one who spotted who blew the
Speaker 1: whistle on? Not honey? Yeah, yeah, I made the mistake.
Speaker 1: Don't don't you even here? Even you didn't even listen
Speaker 1: to a Weird World. I don't need to listen to
Speaker 1: a Weird World because it's a weird song. No, I
Speaker 1: listen black and Blue and not when they hang up
Speaker 1: their hat the first time, I believe them. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: did you ever listen to that song? Siberia? Then my
Speaker 1: Huck gave time and Sibby and then I think it's
Speaker 1: a j oh it is could really sing huh yes,
Speaker 1: and he can be my sex guy and he's he
Speaker 1: has that jawline. Bitch. Isn't Brian Littrelle a Trump? I
Speaker 1: believe he's a Trump. I would not be surprised. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: and his cousin Kevin. You know they're Kentucky boys. They're trash.
Speaker 1: I have a beef with Backtry Boys. Actually that's not
Speaker 1: even related to Trump. What I don't think so honey
Speaker 1: Backtry Boys. Because after Since You've Been Gone came out,
Speaker 1: which famously went sometuban Gone. They came out with a
Speaker 1: song that said, I just want you to know. Okay, lady,
Speaker 1: I gotta do the same thing from a donna didn't
Speaker 1: I'm excuse me. Okay, you know that she saved Bowen's life.
Speaker 1: He says that I saved my life. You say, lady,
Speaker 1: you say your life, and don't try to retreat just
Speaker 1: because she showed up at the Grammy's looking pulled. Don't
Speaker 1: you try to retreat? God, enough of that. Beyonce changed
Speaker 1: your parameters and Daga saved your life. Honey, Honey. Two
Speaker 1: can intersect Beyonce. I did not save your life. You
Speaker 1: don't say that. I say Beyonce saved my life. Beyonce
Speaker 1: changed my life. When I have a story that I
Speaker 1: was coming out of college, did not know what the
Speaker 1: funk I was. I pulled out my mad school applications,
Speaker 1: didn't know what the funk I was gonna do with
Speaker 1: my life, didn't know if I was gonna stay in
Speaker 1: the city, I was going to move back in with
Speaker 1: my parents. Depressed as hell until I was walking down
Speaker 1: Broadway and school in life came on by Beyonce and
Speaker 1: then her lyric stop living in a regret, Baby, It's
Speaker 1: not over yet came on and something clipped a which
Speaker 1: flipped and I was I was like, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna make this work, And honey, I
Speaker 1: did make it work. Bitch, don't you dare try to
Speaker 1: rewrite my narrative. I'm proud of you. I I was
Speaker 1: prompting you to say that. I don't think that that
Speaker 1: was not Beyonce's intention with that lyrics change your life.
Speaker 1: I have to say it is a throwaway lyric, and
Speaker 1: you read too deeply into it. You should do we
Speaker 1: should rechange your life. You're right, rechange You need to
Speaker 1: go to school, honey, Yes, that's honey. Rechange your life.
Speaker 1: Imagine my new song that I'm gonna put out, rechange,
Speaker 1: rechange your life. If you change your life, rechange a bit.
Speaker 1: It didn't work, rechange your life. So, speaking of life,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to ask you the question that we
Speaker 1: ask our guests. Actually, no guests has not been asked
Speaker 1: this question. That's true. Okay, that's not going to change today. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna ask it and take it away. Annie. What
Speaker 1: was the culture that made you say A cultures? For me,
Speaker 1: it's the culture that you found swept under the rug
Speaker 1: by you know, a stern governess, but you found that
Speaker 1: culture under the rug and you said, I'm not telling
Speaker 1: the governess about this. I'll take it to my room
Speaker 1: and I'll put it to my ear. Yes, every day
Speaker 1: it will grow bigger. And so it's a tree that
Speaker 1: I could climb to the skies of culture like Jack
Speaker 1: and bean stalk. So I have a question. You know
Speaker 1: you describe this so well. Is this like a moment
Speaker 1: that I knew or in retrospect? It can be both.
Speaker 1: It can be anything. It can be You know, a
Speaker 1: song that you heard, a movie that you saw, a
Speaker 1: TV show at play, the neighborhood you grew up in
Speaker 1: a moment of life. Just something that made you you.
Speaker 1: Culturally your mother's cooking, Yes, something that made me me um.
Speaker 1: One thing that comes to mind is going to to
Speaker 1: this gay dance club in Houston. It's called South Beach.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why. It was so at such
Speaker 1: a turning point for me because I had never been
Speaker 1: to a gay club. I had only been to Street
Speaker 1: and there's such a different energy in the room and
Speaker 1: I felt like that this this was my scene. That
Speaker 1: it was all about the dance, it was all about
Speaker 1: the fun. It was all about everyone feeling good and
Speaker 1: not feeling like I'm being hunted. And I was slapped
Speaker 1: by I was slapped by a man in the women's
Speaker 1: restroom and I deserved it, and I will never forget it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, slapped in the women's Houston gay bar, my
Speaker 1: little sheltered life. I had never seen a man bravely,
Speaker 1: without any regret, walk into the women's restroom and start paying. Okay,
Speaker 1: And so I go in the stall next to him
Speaker 1: and I can see him. Uh, you know, his his
Speaker 1: legs underneath, and I had had some flirtinis or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I said out loud with a bathroom is full,
Speaker 1: Excuse me, don't you think you need to sit down
Speaker 1: to pee in here? And oh my god, what the
Speaker 1: fund did you just say? And he finished and I finished,
Speaker 1: and we met outside the stall. Oh god, I said,
Speaker 1: what don't you understand English? He goes, bitch, and he
Speaker 1: slapped me across the He said I speak three languages
Speaker 1: and marched out without washing his hands. I don't care
Speaker 1: how many languages he speaks. He should not have his
Speaker 1: with his hands had I know, honey, I think I
Speaker 1: think about that all the time. I can't believe this.
Speaker 1: I was in shock. I was in shock and I
Speaker 1: loved it. Not at the time I didn't love it.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I have done something wrong.
Speaker 1: My existence is troubling, And now I just love it.
Speaker 1: I fucking deserved it. Oh I don't Well, I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you love it, but I don't. I don't know
Speaker 1: that he should have slapped I don't think any man
Speaker 1: I ever hit a woman. But I'm happy that you
Speaker 1: feel that it was such a like motherly like. Don't
Speaker 1: take that way okay. Yeah, I don't know if that
Speaker 1: makes it any better, but I understand. I guess so.
Speaker 1: I'm also not promoting women, but I would say that. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll ask you this question. Do you think you'd be
Speaker 1: sitting here in this chat today had he not slapped
Speaker 1: you with his penis? Yes, I do. It did not
Speaker 1: need to happen to anyone what I was expecting. But
Speaker 1: being at that club is yeah, okay, Because I will
Speaker 1: say Annie has a deep appreciation for nineties house music,
Speaker 1: big big for you, just for just for historic holistic
Speaker 1: queer culture. Annie, Annie knows, Annie is one who knows Annie.
Speaker 1: I will remind the children during Culture War marched down
Speaker 1: the aisle in full drag regalia. There was a fierce
Speaker 1: wig had a shirtless male was my first lace front wig.
Speaker 1: I was very proud, beat beat for the gods. That
Speaker 1: hair was coming out of your head, yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: the body and the body suit honey, and the and
Speaker 1: the Yeah. It was unforgettable, unforgettable. And of course you
Speaker 1: came back for the second round and the third. Yes,
Speaker 1: I did not. I felt like the outfit was everything.
Speaker 1: I didn't deserve those final rounds, my I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey was okay, but I knew it was all
Speaker 1: about the what I was giving you. Look, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's you gotta get, you gotta get, you
Speaker 1: gotta get a gimmicks Stevenson on one side, if you
Speaker 1: want to get ahead, yes and gets it. I want
Speaker 1: you to as much as you can speak on this.
Speaker 1: What was what was? What? What was your sort of
Speaker 1: mindset going into culture War? When did the idea come
Speaker 1: that you had to have this entrance, this look, you know,
Speaker 1: like I because no one else did it, no one
Speaker 1: else thought to do it. There was there was Tim
Speaker 1: Murray who did a revers that was very good. Yes,
Speaker 1: this was the next level. I mean, we didn't know
Speaker 1: where you were until we call him your name, and
Speaker 1: then you appeared. You appeared out of the the spotlight.
Speaker 1: Couldn't find me for a moment. Yea. But yes, that's
Speaker 1: that's fine. Yes, But to answer your question, honestly, the
Speaker 1: moment you emailed me and asked me to be on this,
Speaker 1: and I think this was pretty far in advance of
Speaker 1: the show game, I was like, if he is Team Blue,
Speaker 1: I am going for Ice Queen and I'm point And
Speaker 1: I immediately got an Amazon and started googling Ice Cuen
Speaker 1: and that's all these stupid like frozen costumes. Very stupid,
Speaker 1: very stupid. Took me a couple of days to stumble
Speaker 1: upon the upon the Haunting Cape, as I call it.
Speaker 1: But I do want to just point out that you
Speaker 1: were resurrected by me, and you did finish as a
Speaker 1: finalist on my team. I did so. I was I
Speaker 1: was read at the end of the night. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: were read at the end of the night, and it
Speaker 1: was my team that was victorious. I always do love
Speaker 1: to remind the listeners. Sure, um now, Annie, thank you.
Speaker 1: All three finalists were mine. Oh how do you feel
Speaker 1: about that? You know, the judges, the judges sort of
Speaker 1: you know, misstepped. I agree. I did perform sexual favors
Speaker 1: on each one of them. So there you go. Well Annie,
Speaker 1: Um as a as as an active rectification of that night,
Speaker 1: we would like to present you. There's a there's um
Speaker 1: no question in our minds that this is the moment
Speaker 1: that Annie Donneley, we would like to present you for
Speaker 1: your excellence in culture with the fourth Lost Culture does
Speaker 1: Icon Award certificate printed for you. And this is the
Speaker 1: hat I'm giving her the hat, please please read the
Speaker 1: certificate out loud, Lost Culture Restas Icon Award awarded to
Speaker 1: Annie Dunley spelled correctly. Bless you for your contributions and
Speaker 1: gagging and challenging Lost Culture Restas and all of its listeners,
Speaker 1: and your elevation of pop culture in your own light. Yes,
Speaker 1: own your own right. Yes, this is beyond. Please have
Speaker 1: the hat. You'll have to take that that feather on yourself.
Speaker 1: I won't do it for you and it won't fit
Speaker 1: on you now, but the hat is yours. This is
Speaker 1: everything to me. Thank you. So you are the second
Speaker 1: recipient of the You will join Pat Regan in the
Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame, in the last Culture of Fame. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, Annie. And on that note, we're
Speaker 1: going to take a break, take a short break, and
Speaker 1: we'll be right back with Annie. Yes, we're back with
Speaker 1: Annie don Yes, we're back with Annie don Lee, who
Speaker 1: has just been bestowed the last Culture Icon Award winner.
Speaker 1: What will you do uh during your reign and we
Speaker 1: don't know how long it will be, but how will
Speaker 1: you touch the world as the last Culture Kind of
Speaker 1: Award winner? Well, I solemnly swear to um to you
Speaker 1: know follow through through social media. M I, you know,
Speaker 1: just keep giving the people what they want. Every performance,
Speaker 1: every public appearance. You know, I'm going to be representing
Speaker 1: you the Lost Cultures does and um, you know I
Speaker 1: have to step it up, you know. I can't just
Speaker 1: be wearing some Cole's sweater very shady, which is actually
Speaker 1: um real number fifteen of culture. You can't just be
Speaker 1: shady cold sweater. Yeah, yeah, so cold sweater. Now, Annie,
Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, my mom loves Cole. It's
Speaker 1: such a thing. Do you know what it is is
Speaker 1: the coupons and all that. Every rack is the sales rack,
Speaker 1: so you feel like you're shopping smart. Yes, you know.
Speaker 1: And actually number sixteen of culture my mom loves absolutely
Speaker 1: immediately follows number fifteen. Yes, now I think that this
Speaker 1: is you know what not no one will really come
Speaker 1: close to you know, I'll mentioned path, but no one
Speaker 1: will really come close to you. Um, in terms of
Speaker 1: this award, no one. Here's the thing. We don't give
Speaker 1: this out lightly. It's we give it a very heavily. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I understand. There's only two people now, and only two
Speaker 1: stowed with us. It's like you both are the Chad
Speaker 1: Michael's and Alaska thunder of last culture. Are you watching?
Speaker 1: Are you watching? I'm not. I just just telling mad
Speaker 1: I have to pirate the new I don't have hy
Speaker 1: sure actually yeah, we have to figure out, like, is
Speaker 1: that still the same this year where it's difficult to
Speaker 1: watch the episode afterwards? They've been they've been posting the
Speaker 1: full episode online, have they? Yes? Okay, oh just on
Speaker 1: h com. Okay, it's not They might change it soon
Speaker 1: where there is some sort of wall. So I will
Speaker 1: be doing that tonight. You know, I don't go club
Speaker 1: and anymore not so give us a glimpse into finding
Speaker 1: out that you were preg So this is this is
Speaker 1: a real This is a big moment in one's life. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a big moment. Yes, as much as you can
Speaker 1: want to share, of course. Yeah, I will say this.
Speaker 1: Even if you plan and you and you make a vision,
Speaker 1: you you vision boarded up and you raw dogg it okay, okay, Um,
Speaker 1: the moment you pee on that stick, for me, I
Speaker 1: was like, I know, I know, I don't even have
Speaker 1: to feel because you felt your body was telling you
Speaker 1: that you are prag Yes, you just feel like the
Speaker 1: surge of something. And I really do think it's like
Speaker 1: all the hormones getting ready to create something create, and
Speaker 1: and for me it was like surprise and immediate happiness
Speaker 1: and and then it's like, oh this changes, this changes everything.
Speaker 1: I would be thinking, oh my god, I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, labor. See I haven't really thought about labor yet.
Speaker 1: And and some snarky mother friends what about and you had? This?
Speaker 1: Is this paying your feeling right now? This is nothing
Speaker 1: compared to no, no, no, I know, I know, but
Speaker 1: but I have truly thought about labor. I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is going to be fine. I feel good some
Speaker 1: women a day, I know, I really can't just howling
Speaker 1: like a wounded animal. All. That's a really good impression.
Speaker 1: It's really good. Just like I don't know about it.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, labor. Oh did you see
Speaker 1: there was like something it was I think it was
Speaker 1: like some website. I think it was BuzzFeed actually like
Speaker 1: took the men on their staff and they were put
Speaker 1: through like a simulation of what labor feels like, like
Speaker 1: were stuck with like tornadoes like they were like I
Speaker 1: don't know, they put these like I guess, like what
Speaker 1: did you call them? Electrodes all over their body like
Speaker 1: on their stomach or whatever, and they would out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: They'd be laying on there and they were just shocked
Speaker 1: in with like what we're meant to be labor pains
Speaker 1: and they would be scream unbelievable. I was going to say,
Speaker 1: stick one of those little things on your dick hole
Speaker 1: and have it expand, and maybe that would be more.
Speaker 1: It may equivalent is for men to push your lemon
Speaker 1: out of their penis for kidney stones stones worse than that,
Speaker 1: Well it is, but that's the best you can Yeah,
Speaker 1: right right? How do you get kidney stones? So I
Speaker 1: can never have them? It's it's a build up of
Speaker 1: uric acid and crystallized. I believe it isn't a mineral
Speaker 1: Like if you drink a lot of mineral water. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like um what just yeah, it's mineral water. It's stuff.
Speaker 1: It's stuff that would you know crystallized? Wait, how do
Speaker 1: you I'm drinking pomegranate tea right now, and I so wait,
Speaker 1: if I drink a lot of water, it's gonna feel
Speaker 1: like a lemon coming out of No Matt, You're bouncing around,
Speaker 1: Look lemon, it's fine, nothing better come out of there.
Speaker 1: But p and come, um my god, you should or
Speaker 1: no thanks. You ever heard about those men who go
Speaker 1: pee in the Amazon and the fish swims up there?
Speaker 1: You need to stop into their penis? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's an Amazon penis fish that's fucked up. It was
Speaker 1: on grays Anatomy Amazon penis fish. That's my drag name,
Speaker 1: Amazon penis fish. The stage Amazon Wait, the ment pee
Speaker 1: in the water and the fish feel the warm then
Speaker 1: swim up stream. Yes, yes, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: in it It just it stays in there. Um and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I don't know if it's really like draining your
Speaker 1: you know, your your bodily resources, but you know you
Speaker 1: have to get it out as soon as possible. Amazonian
Speaker 1: penis fish is culture is culture, honey. You can't say
Speaker 1: it's not culture. Can't. That's why anyone that says come
Speaker 1: to Brazil, I'll say, I don't think so, Hony. If
Speaker 1: I ever become a pop star and people comment on
Speaker 1: my Instagram, come to Brazil, I'll say, not with those
Speaker 1: Amazon penis fish. Figure that out, then I'll book a
Speaker 1: date Polo. But Brazil, No, yeah, sorry, are Brazilian fans.
Speaker 1: We're not doing any I don't think so, honey lives
Speaker 1: which Paolo? Which Brazil? Bitch? The only part of Brazil
Speaker 1: will go to. Yeah, I'm not going where there's the
Speaker 1: penis fish, that's no doubt. Now I think that childbirth
Speaker 1: is um, you know truly and you would know. I
Speaker 1: would know. Um childbirth is is a beautiful thing. But
Speaker 1: I mean, but yeah, let's get back to this. Do
Speaker 1: you how how are you feeling about just labor in general?
Speaker 1: I haven't. She hasn't thought about it, bit I don't.
Speaker 1: You haven't. I'm making it bringing it up again. Now
Speaker 1: she's gonna think about it more. I am. I am.
Speaker 1: I'm um so consumed with um, the day to day
Speaker 1: things that are happening in my body. And I have
Speaker 1: a little book, What you Expect when You're Expecting. It
Speaker 1: was bestowed upon me and it is helpful, but it
Speaker 1: is very um terrifying. It gives you warnings. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: It's okay to feel scared as long as it's preparing you. Right,
Speaker 1: when is the do day for the baby? J What
Speaker 1: is that? What sign does that make it? It's um? No,
Speaker 1: it's that's one of the bitchy ones that like only
Speaker 1: likes designer clothes. You are in something else calls this
Speaker 1: mom lovesals. You are going to be shopping down and
Speaker 1: might be a title of that might be I don't
Speaker 1: know before digital brutalism is ahead for me, digital brutal
Speaker 1: because I feel like that represents Annie. You know what, fine, fine,
Speaker 1: fine and fine, but this baby better learn. Oh this baby,
Speaker 1: I would say this, this baby better to learn how
Speaker 1: to how to you know, take a joke, tell me
Speaker 1: about it, because because with these parents, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you enjoy, you are going to be fucking making jokes
Speaker 1: to that. I feel like we have to be careful
Speaker 1: because I could really turn on us, Like how will
Speaker 1: we feel like when we're making jokes at this baby
Speaker 1: and this baby's like, I hate comedy. I don't like
Speaker 1: to laugh. I'm antisocial because of all the jokes you make.
Speaker 1: And I do not want a little wallflower child outgoing.
Speaker 1: You don't want your baby to be that person that's
Speaker 1: like around comedians and they go, can we ever not
Speaker 1: do a bit? Oh my god, there's nothing worse? Always
Speaker 1: a bit like why can't we ever be just like
Speaker 1: real real go hang out at the corner. Yeah you know,
Speaker 1: you know, I've been. That's all your real friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been that person, and I've I've been to a
Speaker 1: bodega when my friends Okay, well and stay there. Just lucky,
Speaker 1: you cute standing on the corner in front of the
Speaker 1: bodega waiting for what John? For what? John to pick
Speaker 1: you up and take you home? You have heard of
Speaker 1: a penis vision. I got an Amazonian penis fish in
Speaker 1: my pants. That's really sick, you know, I try. That's
Speaker 1: a real cank. I bet some penis serious funny release
Speaker 1: the fish. Sure, it's the only way I can come
Speaker 1: is with these fish swimming in my your reader, whatever
Speaker 1: you guys have you Yeah, I think that we all
Speaker 1: have your wreath. Actually, I think across the board women
Speaker 1: have theirs. To you is stuff you need to know.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be a mother? Wait? Hold on? Did
Speaker 1: because Bowen's sister just recently had a baby, which means
Speaker 1: she went to a childbirth. She does she have a
Speaker 1: natural birth? She was it all about the drugs. She wash,
Speaker 1: you don't have a masked but she she went into
Speaker 1: labor at three am and then the baby was more
Speaker 1: until eleven. That's you know, labor, which you know that
Speaker 1: seems pretty normal to me. I don't know. Can you
Speaker 1: stop it? Honestly, I don't. I have not even wait
Speaker 1: said I didn't bring up the labor again, you did.
Speaker 1: I was just I did not normalize the labor time.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, shaking his mother like he
Speaker 1: has any dog in this fight. Get out? You know.
Speaker 1: I skipped to the end of the book where it's
Speaker 1: all about how to you know a sister partner in labor.
Speaker 1: It's for the guys. There's there's such as for the husband,
Speaker 1: and it was describing what I will be going through,
Speaker 1: and honey, I flipped it right back to week fifteen.
Speaker 1: I'm not ready. Okay, yes it was. It was bad.
Speaker 1: So you're you're this is impossible. Childbirth is impossible. Every woman,
Speaker 1: almost every woman, almost every woman, almost every woman. Every
Speaker 1: this is tough. I don't know. Here's the thing. Almost
Speaker 1: every woman. Look, I'll say, almost every woman should God.
Speaker 1: We have been tasked by God. It is your duty.
Speaker 1: I don't know. All I know is this um. You
Speaker 1: know who said she's had two babies and whenever she's
Speaker 1: asked about her pregnancy, she's very upset. Kelly Clarkson she
Speaker 1: had bad pregnancies. Clarkson's pregnancies that they weren't they weren't enjoyable. Well,
Speaker 1: but did the Kim Kardashian have a horrible second? She
Speaker 1: had a bad one. But then there's some women like
Speaker 1: That's say the pregnancy is the most beautiful time in
Speaker 1: their lives. They were more comfortable every day than they ever.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling right now? You feel pretty good,
Speaker 1: feel comfortable. I feel great and frequent, frequent peing. But
Speaker 1: I'm already kind of getting into that mode of like
Speaker 1: you have to deal with my presence. I am pregnant,
Speaker 1: I am doing my own thing. I do not care. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good, that's good. Like before we hit we hit
Speaker 1: the airwaves, she said I may have to leave at
Speaker 1: a moment's nose to go pee, and we said, yes,
Speaker 1: we couldn't push back on them. We can be like no,
Speaker 1: we actually were contacted beforehand by her wraps and said
Speaker 1: you cannot push back on We didn't even push back.
Speaker 1: I have been slapped in the face by a gate
Speaker 1: I refused to be pushed and he was a representative
Speaker 1: of the gay community, yes as a whole with his
Speaker 1: penis hands. And you've been slapped by another penis hands.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we have to find him and kill him.
Speaker 1: He's useless, he's just useless, deserves he's it's punishable by death,
Speaker 1: and he way. I mean, I I don't just to
Speaker 1: go back to that. I don't accept I don't accept that. No,
Speaker 1: that was horrible. You shouldn't have gone through that. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't have gone through that. Maybe, but we were both
Speaker 1: so like, you know, it's one of those stories that
Speaker 1: we're both drunk. Maybe maybe I shouldn't have said it.
Speaker 1: Maybe he shouldn't been in the girl's bathroom. Maybe he
Speaker 1: shouldn't have he should have washed his hands. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of exactly you know what, if you
Speaker 1: met him now, you might be close friends, close friends.
Speaker 1: He could teach me all those languages. He knows three
Speaker 1: of them. I would like to know what these languages are, Honey,
Speaker 1: American sign languages does not count. I was just going
Speaker 1: to say, American Sign language does not count. I took
Speaker 1: it in college. As they call it, the I P
Speaker 1: A I P is a beer knows of culture whenever.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when you go on the dating apps, it'll say
Speaker 1: I P A I don't know. They just talking about
Speaker 1: the beer. I don't know what I P A is.
Speaker 1: I thought it was international phonetic alphabet or something, and
Speaker 1: I just didn't understand under languages. They say, are you
Speaker 1: looking this up? Look there's that? Please look up. If
Speaker 1: there's H p J. Look up. If there's two different
Speaker 1: kinds of I p A. And I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: like very bitter I p A, that's what it's going
Speaker 1: to pull up. Well, if it pulls that up, you're both.
Speaker 1: We're both right as well as international. Thank you gods,
Speaker 1: dear gods, Thank you God. What is the Greek gods?
Speaker 1: The Roman gods? Which gods are you beckoning? Pantheon? I'm Greek.
Speaker 1: I'm Greek, which means I believe in several several gods,
Speaker 1: the pantheon. Yes, of course, Zeus afroditey Honey, Hercules, Hermes,
Speaker 1: you know all my girls? Yeah, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of girls. Yeah, yeah, mighty Hara Hara of course, Harrah
Speaker 1: my my number one girl. Um did I say, who's
Speaker 1: the number one girl? Yes, I'll see him again because
Speaker 1: we're very close. I can't forget Zeus. Zeus is the queen?
Speaker 1: What is Somebody accepted an oscar and thanked all the
Speaker 1: Greek gods, I would I would like I have to
Speaker 1: thank Zeus, I have to thank ting to like hermis
Speaker 1: my glos I, oh my god, all the way under
Speaker 1: the sea tonight, aries you can ground hercules go to bed, sweetie,
Speaker 1: there you go. Oh my god. I can I tell
Speaker 1: you what? I don't think? So, honey, whenever anyone wins
Speaker 1: an OSCAR and they tell their kids to go to bed,
Speaker 1: shut up, come on, and that's so overuse, over done.
Speaker 1: We've heard, we've seen, we've seen it. You know. Um
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell just did it on S and L. I
Speaker 1: think he said my son's birthday was. Can I tell
Speaker 1: you something? You're not fooling me, because guess what if
Speaker 1: the oscars, I know they take three hours before, so
Speaker 1: you know those oscars are at five PM. So therefore
Speaker 1: that means around five five these best supporting actress winners
Speaker 1: telling their kids to go to bed. Guess what, honey,
Speaker 1: unless your kid is a motherfucking infant, it's not going
Speaker 1: to bed at PM. So think about that. That's me
Speaker 1: pulling back the curtain. Non culture. Wow. So they're just
Speaker 1: doing it for the they're doing it for the moment,
Speaker 1: the moment. I didn't know that that was that it was.
Speaker 1: It was a pre taped absolutely, I would imagine that
Speaker 1: they showed the Oscars live in l A. There's yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: live in l A means like five PM in l A.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So when those actresses get up
Speaker 1: there at five and they say, go to bed, sweetie,
Speaker 1: I love you, it's like six o'clock. But maybe their
Speaker 1: kids are on these coasts. I don't think I know
Speaker 1: what even if even if they are, it's only which
Speaker 1: is which might be late the kids kids saying any
Speaker 1: any time past nine, kids are gagged and they say
Speaker 1: I stayed at past nine. That's ridiculous. God, But six pm,
Speaker 1: I mean, really, that's way to know you two are wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't if you if let me tell you something,
Speaker 1: I will meet your kid, I would assume, okay, And
Speaker 1: it's staying up all night, and I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean it will for the first couple of years. It
Speaker 1: will stay up all night, okay, and then when I'm
Speaker 1: doing my late night comedy shows, I will keep that
Speaker 1: kid awake for when I arrive and we'll all go
Speaker 1: to bed together at two am, and we'll all get
Speaker 1: up at ten am and we'll be a happy family.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Put him on blast.
Speaker 1: Which com e venues are you going to bring your
Speaker 1: kid to? And which ones are you not going to
Speaker 1: bring your kids? In New York? Um, I will never
Speaker 1: bring my kid to uc B East. Just what is
Speaker 1: that a movie theater? The kid will want to be?
Speaker 1: Where's the popcorn? Where? Yeah? Um, I will bring my
Speaker 1: child to. Um, what's a good one? Um? You know what?
Speaker 1: I know where you would have brought your kid July departed.
Speaker 1: Your kid would have been crawled on the floor. Did
Speaker 1: you know? I was teaching a class and a rat
Speaker 1: scurried across the floor and this girl who never spoke
Speaker 1: in class, she was I was trying so hard to
Speaker 1: get her to speak and open up. She stood up,
Speaker 1: grabbed a trash can lid as a shield like Xena
Speaker 1: the Warrior Princess, and beat the rat with the broom
Speaker 1: didn't kill it. The rat runs into the back room.
Speaker 1: I said, class is over, honey, you cannot go on
Speaker 1: from that moment. And a boy finished the job in
Speaker 1: the back killed it, and together the class killed the rat.
Speaker 1: Killed the rat, and I said, we will form a
Speaker 1: circle and we will have a funeral for this rat.
Speaker 1: I mean we left it there for the poor soul
Speaker 1: who had to clean it up. But we that class
Speaker 1: is bound forever until the end of time by that rat. Yes,
Speaker 1: and Andy Barback had a rat fall from the ceiling
Speaker 1: in that day. Oh my god, that's so Can you
Speaker 1: imagine that in that theater, enjoying a show and a
Speaker 1: rat falls upon you your head, rat fols on a
Speaker 1: student's head. You know what? It's over? Can we get it?
Speaker 1: Can we get real on this? How do you do
Speaker 1: you miss the space or do you miss the theater um?
Speaker 1: Or do you do you miss neither? I missed the
Speaker 1: theater Sometimes I think, oh, that space was so cool.
Speaker 1: But I house managed there and I was I had
Speaker 1: to work there and it would get so crowded. And
Speaker 1: there was one bathroom. I hated that. There was one bathroom.
Speaker 1: One bathroom that was right there by the stage. So
Speaker 1: any time somebody, you know, dropped the kids off, it
Speaker 1: would just stuck up the whole I dropped the kids
Speaker 1: off a lot in that bathroom just I took a
Speaker 1: ship there. Yeah, it beckoned. It was a nice bathroom.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a nice bathroom. Wasn't the four season It
Speaker 1: was a spacious bathroom season the four season, I will
Speaker 1: say that's that's space. There was something about this, I
Speaker 1: mean Annoyance Theater departed beautiful. There was something special about
Speaker 1: that space and beautiful. But just the fact that fucking
Speaker 1: rats fell from the ceiling is unacceptable. I was totally unaccepted.
Speaker 1: You know what, what were more like shitty with rats?
Speaker 1: That's a read, that's a read, that's a red looks
Speaker 1: with rats. But you're a comedy show. I don't mean,
Speaker 1: I don't mean to I don't mean since you know,
Speaker 1: comment on just just acquiring that space. But you know what,
Speaker 1: because what were you to do? What were we to
Speaker 1: do to plug up all the holes with um rat cement?
Speaker 1: I mean, like what you do have fun memories there?
Speaker 1: Probably because rat never fell on our head. But but
Speaker 1: I'm able to say that I have fond memories. There's
Speaker 1: just two shows every day. You had Good Morning Hell
Speaker 1: with Anadrezin. That was a good one, that was really fun,
Speaker 1: and then Hi, Yes, And I believe the Annoyance Back
Speaker 1: Theater is where the infamous line treat to me. That's
Speaker 1: when we first looked at and at any and we said,
Speaker 1: you are a treat to me a treat to me. Actually,
Speaker 1: maybe that should be a treat to me. You walked
Speaker 1: into that that back room with your entourage of all
Speaker 1: the lake Homo hi, and you saw me sitting there
Speaker 1: and you go, you are a treat to me. And
Speaker 1: Bowen lost his bladder. I was never never gets old.
Speaker 1: It's it never will know a treat to me because
Speaker 1: Annie is a treat. And with that, I think that
Speaker 1: we should treat each other with some I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I think it's time. I think he arrived at the
Speaker 1: moment of I don't think so honey, which is of course,
Speaker 1: um that moment when we take one minute each to
Speaker 1: rail against something in culture and we have something in
Speaker 1: common here because Annie Donneley has you know, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey lost culture before. Yes, yes, and and
Speaker 1: that's specifically us. And it was very disrespectful. And that
Speaker 1: was and you never did get contacts, bitch clocked news
Speaker 1: in fat I didn't not new ones, but I am
Speaker 1: about to get new classes, was my read on that one.
Speaker 1: Oh can we hang out because all your friends get
Speaker 1: famous except you, bitch. That's right, And what have you done?
Speaker 1: I've been trying really hard, but you're hanging out now,
Speaker 1: that's true. Okay, So I actually would like to go first, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm, you know what, classically unprepared. So this is
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers as I don't think so, honey, and his
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Any motherfucking
Speaker 1: do we have an overpopulation problem? Bitch? We don't need
Speaker 1: your fucking stupid ass kid. How this gets, bitch, get
Speaker 1: part of Sheila sixty years old? This motherfucker Annoyance Theater
Speaker 1: is closed. How the funk she gonna keep a kid alive?
Speaker 1: She can't even keep her motherfucking own theater alive, bitch,
Speaker 1: annoying theater. Yeah, I'll tell you what's annoying this bitch
Speaker 1: coming up and doing every comedy show, doing her anti comedy. Oh,
Speaker 1: dearly departed Annoyance theater. There's no place for all the
Speaker 1: anti comedians to go. Guess what, bitch, check any bill
Speaker 1: that any motherfucking Donley is on. She's coming out here
Speaker 1: doing character performance and goes no, but she annoyed my ass.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Annoyance datter. Okay, Annie Donley,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, bitch, Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: There is a problem in the world. It's overpopulation, polluting,
Speaker 1: polluting the world. You should have checked the population of
Speaker 1: the world before you got pregnant. Okay, I rude the day,
Speaker 1: That's what I am. Mortified. I rude the day, and
Speaker 1: it even make sense. I should have checked the population.
Speaker 1: We don't need your kid. Bitch didn't even come up
Speaker 1: for air on that one. Oh my god, I was
Speaker 1: feeling some kind of way and I've been waiting to
Speaker 1: take you down since you came for me several times
Speaker 1: times and you tried to blacken my name and and
Speaker 1: I smeared it good you did. You tried to come
Speaker 1: for me, and I come for you this So I
Speaker 1: mean none of what I said that that was a read. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if I can follow that well.
Speaker 1: I think that you. I think that you can. I
Speaker 1: think you know what to do. You have to I'm deflated, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I think you know what to do. And
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Any motherfucking dony bitch, you think
Speaker 1: you can just come on the show and we're gonna
Speaker 1: award you the Lost Culture rests icon of word and
Speaker 1: the hat just really fucking nearly. No, there's a price
Speaker 1: to pay, motherfucker, you are going to take a verbal
Speaker 1: assault from us. And don't you dare hashtag me to
Speaker 1: this one, bitch, because because you cannot, you cannot say
Speaker 1: that that this was that you did, that this was unwarranted, honey,
Speaker 1: a bitch deserved I have. I have not recovered you.
Speaker 1: You contented on my sexual life, on my on me
Speaker 1: not getting laid, bitch, because honey, it is a chore
Speaker 1: for me to fucking bag a man, to bring a
Speaker 1: man home into my bed. Impossible with these glasses that
Speaker 1: I will never get glasses, bitch, I never get contacts, bitch,
Speaker 1: is what I meant to say, so, honey, Honey, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, any Donny and bitch this baby
Speaker 1: you better you this baby will resent and Joey and
Speaker 1: say I can't laugh because my mother she ruined laughter
Speaker 1: for me. Oh my god, you better if you and
Speaker 1: I guess what if you don't make us the baby's godfathers,
Speaker 1: we will never stop. I don't think so, honey. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're going to We're cat we're super cats, like religious Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought we're gonna say we're super casting the Godparents.
Speaker 1: I say, I am religious, and then I religiously forget
Speaker 1: to pay off all my credit cards. Okay, you go
Speaker 1: coming for a newborn? Is at all? Is a new
Speaker 1: low both of you. Shame on you accepted, happy to
Speaker 1: lower the bar. Happy to lower the bar, because when
Speaker 1: you step on that stage and you come for us,
Speaker 1: it only made us stronger. Do you want retaliation right now?
Speaker 1: Is that you go ahead? Whatever you want, whatever you want? Oh, bit,
Speaker 1: this is this is I don't think so g starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I came on this podcast
Speaker 1: to talk and do it. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: On the Sims three and how it is so cool
Speaker 1: to be a vampire Sims But after that ferocious read,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. I will be coming for
Speaker 1: your host Matt Rogers. And how how yare you post
Speaker 1: on social media? Yesterday you had your most favorite guests
Speaker 1: all time and then asked me the next day to
Speaker 1: come in after that, and all your friends are like,
Speaker 1: who was it? Who was the guest? Please tell us?
Speaker 1: Chained to your podcast? And then you drag my ass
Speaker 1: what we work with all the slugs of humanity sitting
Speaker 1: on bean bags and I have to pour water from
Speaker 1: the well just to get a sipop here. You tell
Speaker 1: me I cannot take a bathroom break. I am pregnant.
Speaker 1: Never read me after you doubt you tell you you've
Speaker 1: already had your favorite guest. Why have anymore? Podcasting should
Speaker 1: be shut down forever dog never, don you're a rude,
Speaker 1: rude rude I don't think so, dog never you are
Speaker 1: forever dog. You have the wire in your mouth. Job
Speaker 1: so nervous. He was eating, he was eating the equipped
Speaker 1: it It's okay, Oh my god, you know what, do
Speaker 1: we feel better? Even? I feel like that was very
Speaker 1: act God. That's You're only going to get that from Annie. No.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, you think, because after those vicious
Speaker 1: reads we gave people would usually you know, they would
Speaker 1: they would go back into their proverbial shell. But not you,
Speaker 1: no turtle, and that was that your queen. She was
Speaker 1: not going to recede or conde. I have to say,
Speaker 1: it's very surprised by the icon of where it was,
Speaker 1: very surprised by these reads. We're shocking and shocking podcast
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we are last pro god bilingual bilingual. Honey,
Speaker 1: I speak two languages. This is um. You know this
Speaker 1: is a huge episode and you know we don't even
Speaker 1: try it and had your huge goods stop this this
Speaker 1: this was this was magic. Look, Annie is Queen of
Speaker 1: king pussy Tastic? What is it? Post tastic mega madness?
Speaker 1: You can't can't handle the bit? I think we didn't
Speaker 1: say it one more time together? Any queen Kingdom Queen
Speaker 1: post potastic mega madness. You can't handle the bit. I'm gagged.
Speaker 1: I'm gagged for Phil And with that, I think we
Speaker 1: have to wrap it up on this episode of Last
Speaker 1: Culture Estas. Thank you Annie Donley, who you can follow
Speaker 1: at Annie Asked Queef on Twitter and twitter at Annie
Speaker 1: the Queen Donnley on Instagram or is it the other
Speaker 1: way around? Now that's correct. I know, I know my handles,
Speaker 1: you know your history, your history. Let's say, is there
Speaker 1: anything you want to say to all the listeners? Um,
Speaker 1: there are other podcasts out there. Just remember that you
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