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Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm proud of you. Right, let's start the show.

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Speaker 1: That was it, man, That's all I had.

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Speaker 2: I no, no, no, yeah, because you've talked about your wife,

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Speaker 2: So you're gonna start the show. And then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: Arnold. I'm gonna tell you how amazing Abby is. She

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Speaker 1: All right? We'll talk to Arnold here in a minute.

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Speaker 1: Are we gonna go live.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna go live right now, Arnold.

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Speaker 1: You good? Your voice warmed up? Losers? Okay, good, We're

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: What's up you guys, I'm Arnold. I looked on in

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Speaker 2: I knew you had to be wrong because all of

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Speaker 1: Because the problem is, you go over to Grandpa, you

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Speaker 1: But to have golf. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I could talk Kansas Jayhawk basketball with Grandma and Grandpa.

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Speaker 2: But they didn't play sports. It wasn't like we were

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Speaker 1: See that's sad. I would hope in the dawn of

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Speaker 2: But also she's active though she wants to stay active

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Speaker 1: That's actually cool. I don't know why I said that,

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Speaker 2: The last time I played a country club, they did

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Speaker 1: She came around Ray it was a drink prostitute.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it wasn't that. But speaking of you were

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we can see him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so people like maybe not even get an airbnb

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Speaker 2: Coach's convention, be careful of the sewer rats. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if you saw this ray. Two dudes were.

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Speaker 2: No, there's real life.

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Speaker 2: They start talking to these chicks and like, hey, you

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Speaker 2: want to come back to our airbnb? And the chicks said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: the twenty thousand dollars. Rolex, I'll get it another wrong

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Speaker 1: You gotta defend your honor with your sword, man, You

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Speaker 2: They gone got that twenty thousand dollars. Rolex. Dude jumped

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Speaker 2: on the phone, called nine one one, gave a description

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Speaker 2: Luckily the girls didn't get far because they left their shoes.

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Speaker 2: They were barefoot two blocks away arrested. So if you're

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Speaker 2: gonna wear a rolex, people be careful who you're taking

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Speaker 1: That's billion his buddy. They were wearing audio paquettes one

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Speaker 2: Don't know what that is, never heard of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm not a watch guy. We're gonna take a break

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna tell you all about how amazing my

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Speaker 1: You want me to put my stethoscope on in the robe?

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Speaker 2: I said, no problem, you go to the doctor. It's

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Speaker 1: Knock, knock, knock. Are you ready for your boob exam? No?

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Speaker 2: I don't think it was a I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: she's coming over with her two kids, so just let

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Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, our boys are asleep. She says, okay,

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Speaker 2: So about eight minutes later, I get up. There's Rachel

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Speaker 1: This lady you know her?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know her kind of. I don't know her

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Speaker 1: Come on in.

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Speaker 2: I know her, so I can talk to her, know

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Speaker 2: her kids a lot better. So now there's five kids

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Speaker 1: I like the ratio.

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Speaker 2: Then who comes walking up? Right?

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Speaker 1: Another woman? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I remember the random lady and my wife talked to

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Speaker 2: And it's us three and her two kids. So that's

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Speaker 1: I don't see a problem yet.

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Speaker 2: You don't see a problem. Hey, I'm just gonna have

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Speaker 2: if you're gonna have these people over, like, at least

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Speaker 1: And that that's gonna be my story later. Chaos. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And that's exactly what just happened.

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Speaker 1: And that's the thing. What's wrong with them coming over

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Speaker 2: The problem is my wife gave me no heads up.

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Speaker 1: Shelves on top, ray ath leisure on bottom.

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Speaker 2: I'm not mad about them coming over.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Jenny, how you been. How's your sex life with Gary?

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Speaker 2: I just found it a little strange.

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Speaker 1: You can talk about the same crap you talked about

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Speaker 1: the dads with campfire in the back, the kids, how's

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Speaker 1: All that is the same crap you talked about with

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, the one dad I still haven't even met, Like,

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Speaker 2: I've never met him. The wife that my wife met

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Speaker 2: on the porch, I've never met her husband. Don't don't

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Speaker 2: know them. Don't be real. None of the women came

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Speaker 1: Probably all their marriages are on the rocks, or they're

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Speaker 2: one got off at home husband exactly. That's exactly where

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00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 2: I was going right. They think you're They're like, what

435
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,800
Speaker 2: the hell is the guy doing it? They think you're

436
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,400
Speaker 2: the brother that the the two ladies that I don't know. Well,

437
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,119
Speaker 2: I'm like they look at me like what is this

438
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,680
Speaker 2: guy doing? Like where what?

439
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:09,119
Speaker 1: Like?

440
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:14,440
Speaker 2: Why is he here? Because that's what I'm thinking. I'm like,

441
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 2: they think I just sit around all day.

442
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 1: Well they think, okay, hey he must work from home

443
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 1: on a computer. But then you're just there.

444
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 2: Then I'm just there. I'm in the toy room with

445
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 2: everybody hanging out, just talking and chatting it up. All right, cool?

446
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:27,879
Speaker 2: What's up?

447
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 1: Man? Alright? O? Hey, how you doing?

448
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 2: All right?

449
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 1: Cool? Cool? Cool?

450
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 2: And then you know I'm like, hey is everybody I'm

451
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 2: trying to be the fun guy. Everybody want popsicles? Who popsicles?

452
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 2: Even the moms, well they didn't want popsicles.

453
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 1: Well, they're all sucking them down.

454
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 2: I would have liked to seeing how they handle a popsicle.

455
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 1: But lady deep throats it. You're like, would you like it?

456
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 2: Would you like another one? And you can come over

457
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 2: every day?

458
00:21:57,119 --> 00:22:00,200
Speaker 1: When's my wife coming? I didn't expect no.

459
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,640
Speaker 2: Now my wife finally showed up. They were only there

460
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 2: for like thirteen minutes without my wife, okay, grand total.

461
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 2: And so the kids go out on the front porch

462
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 2: all sucking down popsicles and then the bottom fell out

463
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 2: of the sky. I mean it was mon sooning, mon

464
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Speaker 2: soon central and Ray. Let me tell you, I have

465
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,399
Speaker 2: never enjoyed having people over at my house more than

466
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: at that moment. Because all the kids, there's one kid,

467
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 2: that's two now of the lady, I don't know. They

468
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 2: immediately all of them out into the rain, splashing in puddles.

469
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Speaker 1: The women not the women. Oh I was gonna say,

470
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 1: what it kind of fantasy happened in your backyard? No?

471
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 2: No, we were in the front yard. And when I

472
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 2: say this, I mean it, like, this is what childhood

473
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 2: is supposed to be about. There was not a parent there.

474
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 2: None of the moms were like whoa, whoa, whoa, don't

475
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: go in the rain, don't get wet, don't get your

476
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 2: shoes wet. Every single kid just started screaming and immediately

477
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 2: started getting in the rain. One kid, two kid, three kid,

478
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 2: four kid five. We ended up with like nine kids

479
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Speaker 2: in the rain.

480
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Speaker 1: Open minded moms, yes, love it.

481
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 2: And I absolutely loved seeing everybody splashing and jumping and

482
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Speaker 2: then the two kids from across the street come over

483
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 2: and they have a rain jacket on each and an

484
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 2: umbrella each. I'm like, you guys want to go out there? No, no, no, no, no,

485
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay. But then the one girl finally she

486
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 2: went out there and started splashing a little bit.

487
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: Parents never let her do that.

488
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 2: But the kids were having the time of their life.

489
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 2: And this is when I was like, you know what,

490
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 2: for as annoyed as I was, were these people coming

491
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 2: over in the middle of the day and me not

492
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 2: having any peace and quiet, my wife not being home

493
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 2: when they got here. This is fantastic. You just saw

494
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 2: a trail of kids run by, splash all the way down,

495
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 2: turn around, run all the way down the street, splash come.

496
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: It was like a trail of kids, and it was

497
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Speaker 2: the most poetic day I've had in a long time.

498
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Speaker 1: Save street, though kids can run on it, I mean

499
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 1: there's cars, because I mean over in my neck of

500
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Speaker 1: the woods, I got these little and they were running

501
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 1: the road. I gotta go one mile an hour by him. Hi, mom,

502
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: I will say that. I'm like, you want me to

503
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 1: hit your kid? Like he's one foot from my car?

504
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: At what point do I not hit him and drill

505
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: the brakes and I killed a kid. I mean, I

506
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 1: get playing in the road, but if a car's coming,

507
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: isn't it your duty as a parent Let me get

508
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 1: my kid. This one lady, she doesn't carry Hey, hi, yeah, yeah,

509
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 1: what about your kid. He's in the middle of the road.

510
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 1: I mean he's going crooked on his scooter bike rider.

511
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 2: Come on, man, I will say they did a great

512
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 2: job a hanging by the curb. The you know, the

513
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: water funnels up and puddles, so his big splashes, and

514
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 2: I will say I.

515
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: Loved one that.

516
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 2: Like they're waving at cars and one suv rolls down

517
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 2: the window. This dude sticks his head out the window,

518
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,719
Speaker 2: and uh, I thought he was about to give him

519
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 2: the middle fingers. I thought he was about to say

520
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 2: get out of the road. Instead he sticks his head

521
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 2: out the window, throws his left arm out and goes

522
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 2: go kids, go go, yes, yeah, get what big splashes.

523
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 1: He was cheering on team kids.

524
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 2: He was cheering on team kids for getting out in

525
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 2: the rain and living life. And then he honked, waved

526
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 2: and kept on driving. And my wife's like, who is that?

527
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm a tester, but I love

528
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 2: that dude.

529
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: I love that dude.

530
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 2: And I will say the two year old though, of

531
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 2: the family, I don't really know. He kept running out

532
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 2: in the street and Mom had to keep jumping off

533
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 2: the porch running out there, grabbing him, saying, hey, you

534
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: got to stay with other kids.

535
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, some kind of urgency when they're in the middle

536
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: of the road.

537
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: And then they'd run to the backyard and the two

538
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 2: year old would run up the street and she'd have

539
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 2: to run and get back over here, go in the

540
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: backyard with the kids. Then they'd come running out of

541
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 2: the backyard and back down the street. It was awesome.

542
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 2: So my wife for not giving me the heads up

543
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 2: for being late to them getting there, telling them to

544
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 2: get there before she's even gonna be home from the doctor,

545
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 2: a little annoying, but that were they getting there for

546
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: just to hang out puddle day that we didn't know

547
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 2: was going to rain. Okay, they were just hearing the play.

548
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,199
Speaker 2: The kids were gonna play, get to know each other.

549
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 2: The moms wanted to hang out in chat.

550
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: Were the moms interested in you talking?

551
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 2: No, I mean the one that I know, she me

552
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 2: and her talk. So we it was like we could

553
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: have conversation, talk about everything.

554
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 1: Because there's Jess, our neighbor. Sometimes they don't even let

555
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: me get a word in edgewise, and I'm like, okay,

556
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: all right, ladies, I'm gonna go in the TV room.

557
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was moments when they would just get lost

558
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 2: in conversation and I would just be like, I'll just

559
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 2: go in another room and yeah, I'll come back in

560
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: a minute. Don't worry about it. And so it was fantastic.

561
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 2: It was a fantastic afternoon. So my wife never said

562
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 2: she was proud of me. But later last night, we

563
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 2: were sitting down after the kids went to bed.

564
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,239
Speaker 1: Did you serve the ladies a couple of drinks? Did

565
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: you offer them refreshment? We did offer refreshments outside of

566
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: the popsicles they ate. They drink some ladies, we have

567
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: weak old grape juice. I want to interest you in

568
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: what about milk expires tomorrow? Oh? Hey, the milk or

569
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: milk or milker.

570
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 2: I know what it's called spindrift, spin drift, yep, wine,

571
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. I know they had some of that.

572
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 2: That's when I know my wife said, oh, you guys

573
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: want some spin driff.

574
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: Your lady is good to drive. I know you walked over.

575
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: How are you doing, Sarah? They did, they walked And

576
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: here's the thing, are you ladies good to walk? I'll

577
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: see you later, Jane? A little what out there? Put

578
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: on a color not white? See al ladies?

579
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 2: The bottom had dropped out of the sky. Did There

580
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,719
Speaker 2: was no walking home? So two strollers were left at

581
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 2: the house.

582
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: You ladies stayed the night. It's way too dangerous out there.

583
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 2: I'll call Mark and the husband that I still don't know,

584
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: he didn't come pick up his wife and two kids.

585
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 2: That's another sign. So my wife and then the other

586
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,719
Speaker 2: lady that I kind of know her two kids. They

587
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 2: all piled in the car and my wife drove them home.

588
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 2: She said, do you want to drive them? I'm like,

589
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 2: that might be a little weird. I don't know these

590
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 2: people that well. So she took them all home, dropped

591
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 2: them off, boom boom, and there you go. That was

592
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 2: my afternoon.

593
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: You don't want to put on too good of a show.

594
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: Sounds like you got twelve kids now.

595
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 2: I know, dude, they'll probably be back today. But that's

596
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. It was such a fantastic afternoon. And

597
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 2: last night when we're sitting down the wife and I

598
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 2: and I looked at her and I said, I'm gonna

599
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: tell you what I said earlier when all those kids

600
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: were running in the puddles. I said, that was such

601
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: a beautiful day. And she goes, I knew it. I

602
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 2: knew what you were thinking. She goes, I saw you

603
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 2: watching him going this is what he wants. This is

604
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 2: why he loves this neighborhood. He is so happy right now.

605
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: And I said, I am. I was over the moon,

606
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: because that's what I want. A freaking gang of kids

607
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 2: running around not having a care in the world.

608
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: Whoa you want a gang of kids? Yes?

609
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: And one little girl though that is was in the

610
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 2: gang Ray.

611
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: Gang's minus the killings and drug dealings.

612
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: She had taken off her dress and she had fallen

613
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 2: and she got road rash right on the chair. I mean,

614
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, dude, it was bad. But she got up,

615
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: came and cried a little bit to mom, and then

616
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 2: I said, don't you want to go back out there?

617
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, and she ran back out there like

618
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: a champ. Dude, man, it was a day in the rain.

619
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: So your wife tells you she's proud of you. My

620
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 2: wife doesn't even tell me people are coming over. But

621
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: it turned out to be a great.

622
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: Day, Okay, Coach, you don't got to keep tying it

623
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: into the proud of you. Hey, I'm trying to tie

624
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: a bow on this segment, just like we do in radio.

625
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 2: We'll take a break, We'll be right back, all right.

626
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: Matt, are you gonna let me talk about the bull?

627
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 2: Tell me about the bowling Alley. I didn't want people

628
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: to hear the Bowling Alley at the beginning and tune

629
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: out the rest. We teased it last pod, so I

630
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 2: wanted to wait till the end.

631
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: Guys, I don't give up about this segment, but we

632
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: just keep talking about it. That's why it's just built

633
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: up to the point is not even a segment. It

634
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: would have never made it on the Big Show.

635
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 2: This isn't dude. Our segments are different, man, They're deep.

636
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: But hey, I finally realize you parents, and that is

637
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: what you said chaos. You guys love chaos.

638
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if we love chaos, but we learned

639
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 2: to control, like to navigate in chaos. We live in

640
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 2: a constant state of chaos, so chaos is kind of

641
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 2: what our norm now.

642
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: So we went to the bowling Alley. I said, I

643
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: had the niece and nephew there. I said, they're fourteen eleven.

644
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: They're actually fifteen and thirteen. Holy hell, time flies.

645
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: Forgot that you had that you were babysitting this weekend.

646
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we had them all weekend, actually only in

647
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: being about twenty four hours. I don't know. They left early.

648
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: Their parents, the guys. The dad's a pilot, so sometimes

649
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: he comes home. Sometimes he picks up a shift. Next

650
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: one time they'll come in at two am. You never know.

651
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: But we go to the bowling Alley, we went to lunch.

652
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: We went and did this place on the river. I'm

653
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: not gonna name it because you guys will swarm there and.

654
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 2: Oh I haven't been there yet. Yeah, it's all still there.

655
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: Huh yeah. Yeah, it's one of the few that's the

656
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: tests the time it's there. But yeah, all the workers

657
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: are in college. They're flying around all motivated and happy

658
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: and actually enjoy their lives and they're great. The one

659
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: girl actually had a conversation with This isn't the Bowling

660
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: Alley yet. This is this little restaurant right on the

661
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: river and it does seafood. You can probably look it

662
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: up in a beautiful community. But the girl goes, oh,

663
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: just interested in our lives. What are you guys doing

664
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: after this? Are these your kids? No?

665
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: They're not.

666
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 1: Oh how fun you guys going to the mall? Yeah?

667
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: Oh nice? People actually give a crap when they're young

668
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: and they're a waitress. It's amazing they're not as scruntled.

669
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: So we go to the bowling alley. She goes, Hey,

670
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: right around the corner, there's a bowling alley. I said, great, glad,

671
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: I had a conversation. So we go to this bowling alley.

672
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: But Baser tells me this bowling alley used to be

673
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: a church. Because Baser knows where we live, she knows

674
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: the whole area. She knows she went to Pope John Paul.

675
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: And Baser goes, this used to be a church, and

676
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: I walk in. Ain't gonna be no alcohol there, ain't

677
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: no way the lord is gonna allow alcohol in a

678
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: building that used to be with a steeple. And so

679
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: we get in there and we learned real quick bowling's

680
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: expensive now. It used to be a dollar for a game.

681
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: I said, I was big talking. I go, we're gonna

682
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: play two games. Got there, there is a point to

683
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: this story, folks. I go, we're gonna play two games

684
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: for US four. Two games was eighty eight dollars. I backtracked.

685
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: I go, whoa, actually, we're just gonna play one game, kids,

686
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: one game. And they both go, oh yeah, we don't

687
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: really even like bullying. Okay, cool Baser, it's Baser. Baser

688
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: loves to do this kid stuff like you, and the

689
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: kids don't even enjoy it. We go roller coaster riding

690
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: because Baezer likes it, so we go in.

691
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 2: There to the you don't enjoy roller coaster riding.

692
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: I do the the ones. The gravity spinning gets me sick.

693
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 2: Spinning I can't. I don't do roller coast I can

694
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 2: do roller coaches. I can't do like the teacups. I

695
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: can't do like those big arms that fly you up

696
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 2: in the air and just do circles. I can't even

697
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 2: do the small children and airplanes that just go in circles.

698
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 2: Those make me sick.

699
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: The spinny ones, oh zect one that drop the kid.

700
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't see that.

701
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: You guys google it if you're not in the truck.

702
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: So bowling alley, Yeah, we just paid forty four dollars.

703
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: We did one game, So we go sit down there

704
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: and I'll post a picture. I posted it of the

705
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: whole bowling alley chaos. There are kids running everywhere. Parents

706
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: don't even look like they know where their kids are.

707
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: They're eating pizza, drinking pops. There's no sign of alcohol.

708
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: And I said, I get it now, I now get parenthood.

709
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: You guys just like chaos. We don't. I'm telling you

710
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: would if you enjoyed the puddle jumpers. For lack of

711
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: a better phrase, I don't know if that's politically incorrect,

712
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: but what that in that bowling alley was pure chaos.

713
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: That's it. That's what you like.

714
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: There is a lot in a bowling alley is tough

715
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: because there's kids go in every direction. They're just grabbing balls.

716
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 2: Sometimes they're trying to go up to the neighbor's lane

717
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: and they want the bumpers. They want the little ramp

718
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 2: thing that they can throw it down.

719
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: They don't want it.

720
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 2: Sometimes they drop the ball before they get up there.

721
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: It's their turn and they're, you know, a mile down

722
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 2: the bowling alley looking at the video games. You're like, hey,

723
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 2: baby box two, it's short turned. No, no, no, don't

724
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: go no, no, no, no no, wait wait wait wait

725
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 2: wait wait, it's not a hold on no, don't grab

726
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: that ball. Oh, wash your fingers. It's a lot of

727
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 2: chaos in a bowling alley.

728
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: Okay, is that your phone just blew up? Yeah?

729
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 2: It was my phone actually, uh, but we live in chaos,

730
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 2: and you're right. Children's things have become more expensive. Bulling

731
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 2: used to be so cheap and so easy. Now they

732
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,919
Speaker 2: charge you like twenty five dollars someplaces, twenty five dollars,

733
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 2: thirty dollars an hour. It's ridiculous. And shoe rental, oh,

734
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 2: like eight dollars a pair of shoes.

735
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: Come on, and this was huge. You could have actually

736
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: done a sixty six dollars deal, and we could have

737
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: done the bungee jumping, and we could have done this,

738
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: the bumper cars and the roller derby, all of that

739
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 1: for half sixty six dollars roller derby, I know me more.

740
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: We decided to just do forty five. I can give

741
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: you the name later. You didn't do bumper cars if

742
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: the kids ain't into it, I ain't into it. I

743
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: don't give a crap about it. And we look at

744
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: the kids, these kids that grew up in Brown with

745
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: I don't think they do a lot of this stuff. Okay,

746
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: so they didn't be go bounce around, they gonna go

747
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 1: hit a car. When they drive a car in Brentwood,

748
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: you drive it straight, you don't drive it hit another car.

749
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: And what kind of bungee jumping you have did they have?

750
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: It was like you strap on your but like five

751
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: people can go at the same time. Got it.

752
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 2: I know exactly what you're talking about because they had

753
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 2: that at the Spring Carnival at Baby Boxes Elementary School

754
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 2: and the line to get to get on that thing

755
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 2: was an hour and ten minutes. The carnival only lasted

756
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 2: three hours. And we get there and the line is

757
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 2: so long, and first thing Baby Box says is that

758
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: I want to do that right now. I'm like, dude,

759
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 2: you are going to spend the entire time just standing

760
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 2: in line.

761
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 1: Slow down, rocket man.

762
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 2: And I was like, how about mom stands in line

763
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: and you go do other things. He's like, great idea,

764
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 2: And so they went and did something else, and she

765
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 2: just kept waiting in line, and she texted me, Hey,

766
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 2: we're about at the front. You might want to send

767
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 2: them over here now. So I tell Babybox baby Box

768
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 2: two and Babybox three. Hey, guys, you got to go

769
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 2: back over there, like, uh, it's almost your turn. And

770
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 2: we get back over there and there's fifteen people in

771
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 2: front of my wife, and I said, what happens? She goes,

772
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 2: I'm telling you there was only three kids, and they

773
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 2: just keep appearing. So they're holding spots for people. So

774
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 2: then we see a bunch of baby Box's friends. We

775
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: let them all cut.

776
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 1: So basically, your wife is a line filler and you're

777
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: a crossing guard. It sounds like his parents. H how, guys,

778
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,919
Speaker 1: this way, go over this way? Yes, go that way.

779
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: The only reason I went with the kids. I could

780
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 2: have sat down the whole time, but I needed to

781
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 2: let them know when it was going to be their

782
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 2: turn for the bungee jump. Correct, because after that I

783
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 2: just sat at a picnic table and chilled.

784
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: So it was popular there.

785
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 2: It was so popular.

786
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: Wasn't popular at the bowling alley. You could have walked

787
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: right in and bungee jumped.

788
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 2: Holy crap.

789
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: But I didn't want to do it. Then they weren't

790
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: my kids. I mean, it's actually not good for my image.

791
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there in an adult diaper, bungee jumping at

792
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: a kid's thing.

793
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would look pretty bad.

794
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 1: Here's the problem with my kids, my image of taking

795
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 1: a shot.

796
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 2: I think it's more for like the middle aged kids,

797
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 2: like twelve thirteen, because they can actually bounce and jump

798
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 2: into flips. My kids weigh you know, forty five to

799
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 2: fifty pounds. They can't even get high enough up where

800
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 2: they can do any cool tricks they can. Like baby

801
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 2: Box three weighs what thirty eight pounds forty and he

802
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 2: can't even jump barely off the ground.

803
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get up five ten feet, So it's

804
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: not really even worth it.

805
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 2: I mean, it was worth it at the carnival because

806
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 2: it was free, but I don't know if I'm gonna

807
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 2: pay extra money for him to do that because he

808
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 2: can't even jump that high.

809
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: Okay, so back to the front of the house. We've

810
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: been at the bungee station for the past ten minutes. Sorry,

811
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: I look over. There's a sports book. They got TVs,

812
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: but it's a private area. You have to rent that

813
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: out and then as parents you can throw cake parties.

814
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: There's a huge, massive TVs where he got sports. We

815
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: still had sports in our area, but it was like

816
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 1: crappy TVs. But they had big, huge ones, probably eighty

817
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: inch TVs over there. You didn't eat, didn't give me

818
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: the name yet, I will, dude, I'm not trying to

819
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: pack these places out. And so then I'm thinking, why

820
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: are all these parents here? I get the chaos. There

821
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: has to be alcohol. There has to be alcohol, and guys, preface,

822
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: I'm not an alcoholic. On the weekends, I like to drink. Okay,

823
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: you gotta reset, all right, clear your mind. You ain't

824
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: in morning radio, I'll hang up and listen. So I'm

825
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: trying to find some booze. If I ain't Paul, it's

826
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: up to y'all. So I'm trying to find some booze.

827
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: I see parents drinking these pops. What dad is just

828
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: drinking a PEPs Like just drinking a pepsi out of

829
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 1: a straw. And it's not even a big gulp, it's

830
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 1: just a it's a medium sized pepsi, just drinking out

831
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: of a straw. What dad is doing that? He's not.

832
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: Oh there's mom over there drinking a sprite with a straw.

833
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: What like? Parents don't love pop this much? Then I

834
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: see another dad. He's got what looks like a freakid

835
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: a Slushyet I'm like, uh, there's no way. This dad

836
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: is just sucking down a slushyet, there's no way. So

837
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. I'm thinking there's gotta be alcohol here. There's

838
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: no way. This place is this hype, this chaotic two

839
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: pm in the afternoon. There's gotta be booze. But it

840
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 1: ain't at the front, ain't by the shoe area, pop station,

841
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: popcorn station, pretzel station. There's one guy getting handsy with bazer.

842
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: She goes, where's the shoes at? He shows her, but

843
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: don't worry, he touched her both times. He had to

844
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: show her where the shoes were.

845
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 2: That's my wife.

846
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: Thanks. And so I'm watching her making sure she's not

847
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: getting touched. And I see around the corner. It's a

848
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: poorly lit area. So I walk over there.

849
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 2: Poorly lit.

850
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 1: That's a good sign, and you gotta go. You would

851
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: never see it from front of house.

852
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,240
Speaker 2: You go around.

853
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: There's a pool table, there's about four four different parents.

854
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: There's a dacream machine. There are drinks being served. The

855
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: one dad over there, Uh yeah, I'll take two rumplements. Thanks.

856
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 2: Great, I found the booze.

857
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: It all makes sense. The bowling Alley paired with alcohol

858
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,879
Speaker 1: makes a fun time for families. So I go over there,

859
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: I got a it was a mixer. You know, you

860
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: want to keep it classy in front of the kids,

861
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: but a lot of the parents are disguising it. You

862
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: never even know if you were a kid that their

863
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: parent was drinking. You got dad smells like you just

864
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: had a tried it gum, but he was sucking down

865
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: peppermint patty alcohol in the back.

866
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know when the culture has changed, and

867
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: maybe it was always this way. Maybe when we were kids,

868
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 2: a lot of parents were drinking at kid events. I

869
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 2: know there was a if you that drink at kid events,

870
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 2: I mean I am telling you now, if there is

871
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 2: a kid event, ninety nine percent of the time that

872
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 2: the kid's events I go to, there's alcohol. And I

873
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 2: am shocked at how much alcohol is at these kid events.

874
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 2: I did not realize this as a kid. Or has

875
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 2: it just become more of a socially acceptable thing that

876
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 2: that is available. Can you do you know you don't

877
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: know because you don't have kids, Well no, no, I.

878
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: Got family members. You got kids doing all kinds of activities,

879
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 1: and I've heard not saying the activity, not saying the sport,

880
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: not saying the classification, not saying the age, not saying

881
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: the school. They will take champagne bottles and do mimosas.

882
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 2: See, that's what I mean.

883
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm not saying if it's indoor, not saying if it's outdoor,

884
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: they will have mimosas if it is a Saturday event.

885
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 2: I am shocked that more people don't go to these

886
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 2: kids events and none of them have alcohol. There is

887
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 2: at least a two or three they're like, oh my gosh, yes,

888
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 2: let's have it. Let's go ahead, grab a drink real quick.

889
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 2: I mean, all they're doing is jumping on the trampoline.

890
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 2: Do you really need a beer to watch them jump

891
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 2: on the trampoline of the trampoline park. It's unbelievable. It's

892
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 2: become so much more widely acceptable than it ever has been.

893
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but we live in chaos. So hey,

894
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 2: now you like kids events?

895
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: Well, on the way out right next to it pickleball place,

896
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 1: I said, coming back, you got me for life. I

897
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,720
Speaker 1: don't have kids, but I'll be jumping on the trampy

898
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: thing next weekend. They got pickleball next door.

899
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 2: We'll take a break, anhl, it's over many.

900
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: I tried to reverse jinx it. I texted my buddy

901
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: Danny and Fort Lauderdale. He's actually in the same place, Travis,

902
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: Kelsey and Taylor in seaside surfside.

903
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 2: Hey, Kelsey's dropped twenty five pounds.

904
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: Man, What is it called? Fair Line.

905
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 2: Sunnyside, Sundale, Sunnyside, California.

906
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: Man, No, it's Florida. But I was making things, texting

907
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: my buddy and I go, hey, congrats on the ship.

908
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: But I did it four hours before the game, just

909
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 1: ticking with him. And then they killed them and.

910
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 2: They killed them, man? And is that just how it is?

911
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 2: Like Game seven is always or the ending game? Because

912
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 2: I remember when the Tampa Bay not tam Bay Las

913
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 2: Vegas they were, had a close out game in Las Vegas.

914
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 2: They won like seven to one. It was like whoa,

915
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 2: And I didn't. I gotta be honest. You know how

916
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 2: much I've watched the Stanley Cup playoffs this year pretty

917
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 2: much zero. I really slacked off and the finals. I

918
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 2: kept saying, Oh, I'm gonna watch a game, and then

919
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 2: I'd look at the score and be like three nothing.

920
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't need to tune into that one.

921
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 2: I need those nail biders. It was already two to

922
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 2: nothing by the time I looked at the score, so

923
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 2: I didn't even turn it on last night. Didn't see

924
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: them skate the trophy around, none of it. Congratulations to

925
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: the Florida Panthers. Did they win last year?

926
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Two in a row and I didn't have any

927
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: scratch on it, so it didn't really watch much of

928
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: the playoffs. But hockey makes no sense. You'd think Canada

929
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: has the best hockey players. They haven't won it since

930
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: ninety three.

931
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 2: But it's not the Canada national team. Dude, you realize

932
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 2: it's run. It's just an organization. That doesn't mean they

933
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 2: have the smartest gm, the best coaches, like they're just

934
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 2: like the Montreal Expos, the Toronto Blue Jays. It's just

935
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 2: it's a business, so maybe they don't have the smartest businessman.

936
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: And Vegas they're a solid team all year, lay out.

937
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: Best team in the entire hockey league was Winnipeg Jets.

938
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: They got out. Panthers weren't even the favorite to win it.

939
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: Theygue won.

940
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 2: Well, here's my thing, is it just it seems like

941
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 2: it would be so hard to repeat in hockey.

942
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: Well, they got that merchant guy, But why.

943
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 2: Does it seem to happen on Like, didn't the Tampa

944
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 2: Bay Lightning win back to back? I mean the Avalanche

945
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 2: back in the day, did they win back to back?

946
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: I feel like they went back to back in hockey

947
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 2: every time I.

948
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: Look, Well, they traded some huge player in the same division.

949
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: Boston traded him and he went to the Panthers and

950
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: a larger shoo. Yeah, Margie Ray, and so they were

951
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: basically guaranteed to win it. But you could have got

952
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: him in the playoffs. I always just like to keep

953
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: up with it three times your money. So I mean,

954
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: of course, of course, guys, when you're not betting, you

955
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: can see the forest through the trees. I knew the

956
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: Florida were gonna win it.

957
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: Why why didn't you tell me, dud? Because I could

958
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: have bet the future back and then. But now it's

959
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: too late to bet the future. I'm telling you right now.

960
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 2: Bet Caitlin Clark to win the MVP before the future.

961
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: Do it now? It keeps dropping.

962
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 2: Hey, they won big last night. Yeah, I don't know

963
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,760
Speaker 2: who they played, but I saw they won by seventeen.

964
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 2: And did you know they're only like one game over

965
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 2: five hundred.

966
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah that, but I believe, I mean, I would imagine

967
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: they're still at the top. I know even Money though

968
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 1: is randomly the liberty.

969
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 2: I think they were undefeated til the Fever beat them

970
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 2: on Saturday. I don't know, dude. The bottom line, I

971
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 2: want that scroll. I almost want that scroll to get

972
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 2: off my screen. It strays like it just keeps going

973
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: over and over again, so you can't help but look

974
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 2: at it. Well, like when you're trying to watch it.

975
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 2: I'm trying to watch the College World series and everything's

976
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: just on the scroll, and I'm like, stop, dude.

977
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 1: If you've been on X, there's more highlights about women's

978
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: They were getting in fights. Caitlyn got pushed to the ground.

979
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the one girl grabbed the other girl's head.

980
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: Said hey, listen to me.

981
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need the password to X because I mean

982
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 2: some reason it kicked me out.

983
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: Good luck, Thank god mine are auto logged in. I

984
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 1: have no idea, no no, but for the sore losers,

985
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: I don't have the X right now. I could not

986
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: even begin to tell you. And I'm not logging out

987
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: because I'll never get back in. Gosh.

988
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we got to say somewhere I don't know,

989
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: but happy Wednesday. Do you all enjoy your day?

990
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: Ray?

991
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you, man. Yeah, what a weird feeling.

992
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Of all the things she's woke me up with

993
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: after naps, it's usually things I have to do, shortcomings, chores,

994
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: how she needs my help with something, how I slept

995
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: too long at this time. She said, I'm proud of

996
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: what you guys have built. And I said, thank you,

997
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: I need some water. What did she really say? She goes,

998
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 1: She goes, it's cool that you guys have built. You

999
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: guys should be proud, and I go, thanks, will continue

1000
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: to build.

1001
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we need some more. We need people to

1002
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 2: subscribe and leave reviews. Five star reviews, be great. Tell

1003
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 2: your friends downloaded on different app your iPad and on

1004
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 2: your iPhone. That'd be amazing. You know, different accounts. Put

1005
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 2: it on your husband's phone, put it on your wife's phone,

1006
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 2: put it on your kids phone.

1007
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: Whatever.

1008
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 2: Just downloaded a bunch and subscribe. Yeah, we cover everything

1009
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 2: I think we did.

1010
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, college baseball, baseball, the guy that beat the streak,

1011
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: he was at fifty.

1012
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I meant I had that written down.

1013
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: He was at fifty Oh my god.

1014
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 2: My cousin, even cousin Andrew sent me a message and

1015
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 2: he was like, dude, he's at fifty And I was like,

1016
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody's ever.

1017
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: Got fifty fifty one Robert Moseley, and I was like

1018
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 1: blown away. He was, guys, he was seven away from

1019
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: seven hits. Pick any hitters you want, any day you want.

1020
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: You just got to get fifty seven. You win five

1021
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: point five million.

1022
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 2: I mean, he picked someone from the freaking Zacramento as.

1023
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: He picked a guy that doesn't even rotate through the

1024
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: lineup because they sucks so bad. And he loved his average.

1025
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: And the guy got four at bats and one of

1026
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 1: them was a pop up in the right field and

1027
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: to hit the ground, but because the runner didn't run

1028
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 1: the second, it didn't count as a hit. Oh my god,

1029
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: and Baser's theory remains true. The MLB is in on it.

1030
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 2: I got a question, though, was it a routine pop

1031
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,919
Speaker 2: fly that looked like it should have been caught?

1032
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: So they said, because the runner wasn't breaking, the fielder

1033
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: wasn't as aggressive to try and catch it.

1034
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 2: There you go. Oh man, I'm hey, if you're that

1035
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 2: dude watching that game, is your TV broken now?

1036
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: No, because you want to know even more sick than

1037
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: him losing the record of fifty. He'll still get ten

1038
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: K for being the highest this year, but you want

1039
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: to know something even more sick. I clicked into his account.

1040
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: You can kind of fall him a little bit. He

1041
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: turned around the next day. He picked two hitters. How

1042
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 1: do you rebuild after fifty? And the guy at forty

1043
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: he lost to he payed. He picked JP Crawford for Seattle,

1044
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 1: Seattle Safego or whatever it's called now, it's one of

1045
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: the worst hitting stadiums in baseball. And he picked JP

1046
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: Crawford Hindsight's twenty fifteen guys. But good gosh, if you're

1047
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: if you're number one me and just have already said

1048
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: pick a time. He picked Judge, go out with the best.

1049
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: You're not gonna go out with a guy named Jacob Wilson.

1050
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. In the A's they don't score runs. You

1051
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 2: want the highest over under, you want like over twelve runs.

1052
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 2: I'm picking that any game in Colorado. Picked someone from

1053
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 2: that game. Rockies are starting to hit the ball man.

1054
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 2: They won like six and five in a row. They

1055
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 2: beat the Marlins three in a row. Now they beat

1056
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 2: the Nationals two in a row, five in a row,

1057
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 2: break up the Rockies, Folks.

1058
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: World Series, at Rest in peace, Low Tank, Glad you're okay, man.

1059
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 1: It was good to see you pick a couple guys

1060
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: the next day. I didn't know if you were going

1061
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 1: to be in a dark place, but you still pick people.

1062
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,479
Speaker 1: And I did some research online. I think he either

1063
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: owns climbing gear company or he's some nerd on the

1064
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: Internet that comments on message boards. Because low Tank's such

1065
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 1: a unique name

1066
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 2: One of the two, one of the two can't be

1067
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 2: in wear in between