1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: The Nikky Gerday Ars Nikki. Hello here I am. It's 2 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: Tuesday on the Nicky Glazer Podcast. Thank you for listening 3 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: everyone out there, whether you're new or old, or young 4 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: or old or uh no, matter which way you identify. 5 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: I just had a best see right into me and 6 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: say that, you know, we tend to talk about hetero 7 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: sex topics on the show, and um, she gave me 8 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: some queer sex or like a queer Instagram account. Um 9 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: that has a lot of helpful, like positive sex stuff 10 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,879 Speaker 1: for anyone who might not you know, relate to all 11 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 1: of the hetero stuff I'm sending. So I just want 12 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: to let you guys know that you should check out 13 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: Queer Sex Therapy on Instagram. It's a good account that 14 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: has like really helpful, like the same way that sex 15 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:09,199 Speaker 1: with Emily hells like helpful, you know, sex positive affirmations, 16 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: things that encourage you to like explore yourself and your 17 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:15,840 Speaker 1: sexual identity. This is for people who identify as queer, 18 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:19,119 Speaker 1: but queer means like it could be the umbrella of 19 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: like not hetero. I'm trying to be an ally, I 20 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 1: got to educate myself more. But uh yeah, I mean 21 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: I definitely want to cover all sorts of Um, I 22 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: just want I want to make sure everyone feels represented 23 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: by the show. But sometimes, you know, we talk about 24 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 1: our experience and it just happens to be one that 25 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: is extremely hetero at times. It's a lovely Tuesday here 26 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: in St. Louis, Missouri. Um, it's hot as balls outside. 27 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: Andrew's home from a night out. Uh. He spent the 28 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: night at his girlfriends. I had the place to myself. 29 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: I was gonna get stuff done. I don't even know 30 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: what I did last night. What the hell? Today? I 31 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: tried to watch The Bachelorette. I just don't care. I 32 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 1: just don't care some seasons, I don't care about this 33 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 1: person finding love and no offense to Katie. She's a 34 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: lovely lady, and I'm sure by the last couple episodes 35 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: I'll be very invested in who she chooses. But I 36 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: don't care at this point. And if I don't have 37 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: someone to watch it with, not fun, not fun at all. Um. 38 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 1: And that's why I need a husband or a partner. 39 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: You know, I'm leaving it open. I just need Andrew 40 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: might be you know, married. Not not to necessarily to this, 41 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: but like, I just feel like I need a backup 42 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 1: Andrew to live with me. I need a backup roommate 43 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: in case something happens to Andrew. I mean, he could die. 44 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 1: And I was thinking the other day, I go, what 45 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,239 Speaker 1: am I gonna do if Andrew dies? Who am I 46 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: going to live with? Or if Andrew like decides he 47 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: you know, gets married or wants to live on his own, 48 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: who am I going to live with? Because I do 49 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: not like living alone. Um, but a lot of people 50 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 1: live alone that don't necessarily want to live alone. And 51 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,839 Speaker 1: you make it work, Um, you have people over, which 52 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: I also tried to do this weekend. But I was 53 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,800 Speaker 1: taking care of my dog, Marion and she was just 54 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: a gaping wound. I took her to the vet yesterday. 55 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: Then I left her at the vet because she had 56 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: to get sedated. And I mean, is it bad that 57 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: I was so excited that I could just leave her there. 58 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 1: And my parents were going to pick her up because 59 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: they were coming into back into town at like six, 60 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: And I dropped her off at four five o'clock and 61 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: they were like, well, we can get her into surgery 62 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: by five thirty. And um, they're not surgery, but they're 63 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: you know, like patching up her Uh, suitures that popped 64 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: open and then and I was like, should I wait? 65 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: And then they were like it's gonna be She's not 66 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: gonna be done until six, and I was like, by 67 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: that time my parents were driving back in from Cincinnati. 68 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: I'm off the clock. Baby. When I left Marian, although 69 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: I was excited that I was finally not going to 70 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: be twenty four hour a day caretaker, I was kissing 71 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: her goodbye, and the the both the ladies at the 72 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: VET were like they kind of looked at me and 73 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: they were like, this is like a really bad wound 74 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 1: in the worst area and there's no wonder it's split. 75 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: They kind of like let me off the hook for 76 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: anything I thought that I was doing wrong. They were like, 77 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: this is just impossible to not to It's really going 78 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: to be a hard one to heal because it's in 79 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: a weird area. And then I got emotional because I 80 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: just felt like they forgave me for maybe if if 81 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: the suture had come undone because of my care or something, 82 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 1: you know, I felt like guilty. And then um, I 83 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,720 Speaker 1: just was like I think I was just like saying 84 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: I just did my best, and it was really hard 85 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: because they were like, this is a really then acknowledging 86 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 1: that my weekend was hard was like, was what made 87 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,839 Speaker 1: me cry? If I'm gonna be honest, It wasn't like 88 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: them being like me saying goodbye to Marian and loving 89 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: her so much. It was like it was like someone 90 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:05,279 Speaker 1: finally acknowledging like how traumatic ever it was to take 91 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: care of something that is could possibly die under your 92 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: care if you don't be so gentle with it and 93 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: constantly monitor it. And I just need validation more often. 94 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: I guess I need like more people to be like 95 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 1: this is hard because and not because I secretly think 96 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: what I'm doing is hard and I want people to 97 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 1: know what a fucking angel I am or whatever. It's like. 98 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: I don't let myself admit what I did is hard 99 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: until someone else says it is, and then I can 100 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 1: finally feel all the feelings that come along with it 101 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,480 Speaker 1: being hard, like all the times I wanted to cry 102 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: this weekend because I was just overwhelmed with carrying her 103 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: and making sure her wound stayed and like you guys 104 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: want to carry this dog, you like her wound, it 105 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,679 Speaker 1: has to stay closed and when she walks it opens, 106 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: like so I have two constant hold her in a 107 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: way that keeps it shut. But if it even a 108 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 1: just in a weird way, it'll pull at it and 109 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 1: then she'll yep, like it was so stressful and just 110 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:12,800 Speaker 1: like having these women go this is tough like and 111 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: then affirmation. Yeah, yeah, didn't say valid I would say 112 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: it's an affirmation. Like what's the difference. I think that 113 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:26,640 Speaker 1: validation has like a negative connotation to it, but an 114 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:31,600 Speaker 1: affirmation is like a like a positive way of Um, 115 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: It's it's a positive acknowledgement, right, Okay, so it could 116 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 1: be this. It kind of is the same thing, but 117 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: it's like I just wanted someone to acknowledge that what 118 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 1: I did was difficult and that and it's the same thing. 119 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,040 Speaker 1: That's why I like Gang Bang porn. I know this 120 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:49,040 Speaker 1: is a stretch, but it's the same reason, Like I like, 121 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: I like and my favorite thing about porn is when 122 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,679 Speaker 1: a girl is being pushed to her limits and then 123 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 1: they acknowledge that what she's doing is difficult. That's all 124 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,040 Speaker 1: I ever want importnt is for people to be like, 125 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: good girl, great job, Wow, that's right, good like any 126 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 1: kind of encouragement. I like love And it's all because 127 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 1: I want to push myself to the limit, and I 128 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 1: want to be acknowledged that what I did was hard, 129 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 1: and there's something like it feels like I shouldn't need that, 130 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 1: but I definitely did need that. And I like kind 131 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 1: of cried at the vet and made them uncomfortable a 132 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: little bit. I like quickly ran out of the room 133 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 1: as I was crying, But um, I didn't expect to 134 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: cry and then and it really is because I love 135 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: her so much. Like I I truly love this dog 136 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: so much, and it's heartbreaking to see something you love 137 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaker 1: like not understand what it's going like you can't reason 138 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: with a dog like you I'll be back, like there's 139 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 1: something nice about And I know babies obviously can't understand 140 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 1: because they're so poppy, but that's an insight joke. If 141 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 1: you haven't If you don't understand that, don't worry. We'll 142 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,640 Speaker 1: catch you up at some point. Um. But you know humans, 143 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: you can say this is what's happening, like there's not 144 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: all some people have problems. I don't want to say 145 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 1: that taking care of a human is. There's just something 146 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 1: of when animals because the animals cannot speak or understand. 147 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: It's so frustrating how great would it be if your 148 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: dog understood I'll be right back. And I always I'm 149 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: honest with the dogs. I go, I'll never leave. I'll 150 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: never leave you, and then I go unless I die, 151 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,640 Speaker 1: in which case you're set. Because everyone in my life 152 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: knows where you would go, like you have, there's a 153 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: plan for you. You'll never be on the streets again, 154 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 1: I mean not. I don't know what if we if 155 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 1: the society collapses, I guess they'll be on the streets again, 156 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 1: and then we're all in the streets. But I wish 157 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: dogs understood that, but they do. They do. Since love 158 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: Luigi sleeping in my closet, he got really neglected this 159 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,680 Speaker 1: weekend because I was caring so much for Marian that 160 00:08:55,800 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 1: he like he was just the he was getting as 161 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,199 Speaker 1: much love and um. And so since Marian's left, I've 162 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 1: really babied him and acted like he was a little 163 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,719 Speaker 1: injured baby, and he's been like, it's so funny how 164 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:13,679 Speaker 1: quickly an animal will enter that um sick role, I 165 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 1: think is what they call it in psychology, is where 166 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 1: if you are treated like you're sick, you become more 167 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,839 Speaker 1: of a baby and you just kind of lean into it. 168 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,440 Speaker 1: And humans do that a lot when they get sick. 169 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,040 Speaker 1: When you men do that a lot when they get sick, 170 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,079 Speaker 1: like a man gets a cold and music or a baby, 171 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,840 Speaker 1: and it's like suddenly like these burly men like can't handle. 172 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: And not to invalidate their pain, because it is their 173 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,360 Speaker 1: pain and they're doing what feels good and feels soothing 174 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 1: to them. But I do often times find that men 175 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:49,080 Speaker 1: get a little bit more like ensure and kind of 176 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: lean into it more, and um, there's something cute about it. 177 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 1: Women do have a higher threshold for pain. I I 178 00:09:55,880 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 1: just it has to be undoubted out undoubtedly true. I 179 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:05,600 Speaker 1: watch this as you guys know, I watch you know, 180 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,680 Speaker 1: weird videos at night to like soothe me. One of them. 181 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,800 Speaker 1: It's this account that I've told you about. It's called 182 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 1: Next Level Injury and it's this guy on Instagram or 183 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 1: on YouTube. Next Level Injury is I think the name 184 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,760 Speaker 1: of the account. Um, I subscribe to them, and it's 185 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 1: just this guy who does like manual therapy on his 186 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,960 Speaker 1: clients and next Stage injury, I'm sorry, Next Stage injury, 187 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 1: which is kind of a funny name because it seems 188 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:37,240 Speaker 1: like he's giving them their next injury because he does 189 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 1: this stuff to them that they are screaming in pain 190 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,760 Speaker 1: the whole time. And there's both men and women. They're 191 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 1: all like really muscular, they're like fighters. I think he 192 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,640 Speaker 1: has some kind of like association with a gym, and 193 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:50,200 Speaker 1: all of their fighters go to him. So it's all 194 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:56,839 Speaker 1: these really perfectly trained, uh, physical specimens come into him 195 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,199 Speaker 1: with the greatest bodies and they're having hit pain or 196 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 1: sciatica or a foot pain, and they come in and 197 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,520 Speaker 1: he does these things where he goes he counts back 198 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:07,120 Speaker 1: from five and he does these like one, two, three, four, five, 199 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 1: and I'll dig into the muscle and they're like like 200 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,240 Speaker 1: it's literally like every single person is like giving birth. 201 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 1: There's something so satisfying about it to me. I don't 202 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,360 Speaker 1: know why, but let me tell you, based on the 203 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,560 Speaker 1: hundreds of videos he has up, maybe not hundreds, but 204 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:26,199 Speaker 1: meny dozens, the women are always able to handle the 205 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 1: pain more than the men. And I don't think he's 206 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 1: going harder on the men or women like I just don't. 207 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,440 Speaker 1: And so from that I can tell, but you guys 208 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,640 Speaker 1: gotta watch it. Uh. Next Stage injury Therapy. He has 209 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:42,560 Speaker 1: a subscribers. I'm not alone. Uh. Next Stage Injury um, 210 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:44,360 Speaker 1: now what do you want? Do you get any like 211 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,240 Speaker 1: satisfaction out of Like do you like pain? Because like 212 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,480 Speaker 1: if I have a bruise, I'll be pressing that bruise 213 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:52,200 Speaker 1: all day long, Like I love pain. I got new 214 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:56,719 Speaker 1: bunyan splints that after my they're on, they straightened my 215 00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:00,480 Speaker 1: bunyan so it's not curve towards my second toe, and 216 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:02,680 Speaker 1: it straightens it in a line which goes against the joint, 217 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,760 Speaker 1: like my joint wants to go the other way and 218 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 1: make an angle, and it straightens it out. And after 219 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,560 Speaker 1: a while it causes this like I love that feeling, 220 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: fucking like like just going against the great Like I 221 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 1: like things that like go against the like that force 222 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: your bone to like do the other thing that it 223 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 1: wants to do. And I love it. And it starts 224 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,880 Speaker 1: to give me this cramp and I just then I'll 225 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,440 Speaker 1: press on the cramp and I'll like torture my It's 226 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,600 Speaker 1: so weird. And then at one point it becomes unbearable 227 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,040 Speaker 1: and I kicked the splint off. I like thrash in 228 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: bed to get the splint off, and I'm like get 229 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,120 Speaker 1: it off, and then like my foot is back to normal. 230 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:41,640 Speaker 1: But just I love I love pain. It's weird. I'm 231 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:43,679 Speaker 1: not on your on your level. I remember when we 232 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 1: went to get foot massages and of the mussus, who 233 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,839 Speaker 1: was very familiar with you, was pushing on my foot 234 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 1: the same weight that he was pushing on yours, and 235 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,640 Speaker 1: it felt really good. But I couldn't, like I didn't 236 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 1: have the tolerance for a half hour. No, it's it's 237 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,360 Speaker 1: it really is terrible. Sometimes they would be so hard 238 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,480 Speaker 1: that I would be like, I can't, I can't, I 239 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 1: can't because they would get like they would have a 240 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 1: little fun with me because they're like, oh, this girl 241 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:14,720 Speaker 1: can really take it um, But I just love I 242 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 1: don't like sharp pains, like I don't want like like 243 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: needle pains, or like I just like dull pains. I 244 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,120 Speaker 1: guess I don't. But I don't want to be hit. 245 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 1: I don't want like sudden. I want like slow, like 246 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 1: ease into it and then like it's I need I needed, 247 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,920 Speaker 1: I need an ease up. I don't like sudden like 248 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: I would never when I've been in bed and had 249 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:38,560 Speaker 1: like someone like hit me in bed because it was 250 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,760 Speaker 1: like that kind of sex or whatever. I've always been 251 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 1: like I don't like that because it's like surprising, You're like, 252 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 1: but like if it was like a slow hit, I 253 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,600 Speaker 1: don't even know what that would be. I could be 254 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 1: more into that. I don't know how we got here. 255 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 1: All I want, though is acknowledgement of how much pain 256 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 1: I can take. But like in terms of like the 257 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,440 Speaker 1: jiu jitsu that you do, I don't want to feel 258 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,960 Speaker 1: that kind of pain. I don't want to get like hit, 259 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 1: and like, there's no hitting in jiu jitsu. Okay, it's 260 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,840 Speaker 1: it's a pressure pain. It's you're only it's only pressure. 261 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,440 Speaker 1: What's the most you've been injured in jiu jitsu? What's 262 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 1: the most pain you felt? And where was it? A 263 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 1: lot of bruising um and then just like from what 264 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: just just from applied pressure, either knee or someone's body. 265 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:28,800 Speaker 1: There's a lot of smashing. Okay, I like smashing. Okay, Yeah, 266 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 1: there's no kicking or hitting. No, there's no kicking or 267 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,120 Speaker 1: hitting in So how do you like make contact? You 268 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,320 Speaker 1: just slowly get close to each other than pressure. Yes, 269 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: it's it's hugging. It's it's hugging. You're hugging a lot. 270 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:45,960 Speaker 1: Understand this. So you start off in a hug uh, 271 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: Well it makes the first attempt to hug or to touch, 272 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,920 Speaker 1: So you start either sitting or on your knees. There's 273 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 1: a bottom, there's top and bottom position, okay, unless you 274 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,240 Speaker 1: start from standing up, which is kind of more when 275 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 1: you're for competition. But like all jiu jitsu is like 276 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,720 Speaker 1: on the ground meant for on the ground, there's a 277 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:12,400 Speaker 1: lot of hugging and pressure passing. You smell someone and 278 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 1: they smell really bad or are you still in the 279 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: moment that like smells don't really come into it, is 280 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,000 Speaker 1: there someone Like sometimes you're like, I don't want to 281 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,240 Speaker 1: touch this person. I don't mind body odors. I don't 282 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 1: like cologns and perfume, like strong colons and perfumes, so 283 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 1: I prefer the body odors. But yeah, there's a lot 284 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 1: of bad smells because you're still close to someone. And 285 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,840 Speaker 1: how long does it last where you can be like that, 286 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,400 Speaker 1: like how long before people are okay, we're done here 287 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 1: and and it's just pinning someone to a point where 288 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 1: they can't move anymore, and that's when you win. Um, well, 289 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: you could do it by points or by the time 290 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: the clock runs out. That's called a role. And and 291 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,280 Speaker 1: you know, sometimes it's three minutes, sometimes five minutes more advanced, 292 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 1: it could be seven minutes. Okay, submission when the other 293 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:59,600 Speaker 1: person tall, that's hot too, like safe word, Well, it's 294 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,280 Speaker 1: a tap I established to say for the other night 295 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 1: with my partner, because before we got started, I was like, 296 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: there were a couple of things that I was like, hey, 297 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 1: can we just avoid these two things? At first, I 298 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 1: was thinking ahead of time, like last time we had 299 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,800 Speaker 1: fooled around. There were a couple of things that I 300 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 1: was like, Oh, I want to tell him not to 301 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,040 Speaker 1: do this because it's like one of my things, but 302 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: not on the moment, because it wasn't really an issue. 303 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 1: Like if it would have been an issue in the moment, 304 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,120 Speaker 1: I would have been like stop it, and he would have. 305 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 1: But before we got started the other day, I like 306 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: stopped and I was like, hey, can we have some 307 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,520 Speaker 1: like can I have some rules for this? And I 308 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,000 Speaker 1: was like, Okay, hair pulling, we can't. We gotta do 309 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,560 Speaker 1: like you gotta get a whole chunk, like you gotta 310 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 1: grab like the whole you gotta get like a ponytails 311 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 1: amount because he this person also has like you know, 312 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: like every man is worried about losing his hair and 313 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 1: I go, imagine if I tugged on a little piece 314 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,640 Speaker 1: of your hair compared like this, compared to this, and 315 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,160 Speaker 1: he was like, oh yeah, And I'm like, so make 316 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 1: sure you get it all, but I would just avoid 317 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 1: it complete lee if you if you don't mind, And 318 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 1: I said, if you have to, though, like all of 319 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,639 Speaker 1: it and I'll let it slide. And then I also 320 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,199 Speaker 1: said there's another one too, and I couldn't. I was like, 321 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,399 Speaker 1: I can't remember, but I'm sure you're gonna do it, 322 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 1: and then I'll tell you in the moment, and it was, um, 323 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:20,400 Speaker 1: it was preserving my um throat. Love me just say like, 324 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,000 Speaker 1: because when you have when something when you when you 325 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,119 Speaker 1: choke on something and it gets lodged in your throat, 326 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,640 Speaker 1: you know your voice is scratchy the rest of the day. 327 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,440 Speaker 1: It's because it's like a braise part of your throat. 328 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,560 Speaker 1: It doesn't even have to be something that like actually scratches, 329 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,639 Speaker 1: just like having something on your there's something that happens 330 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 1: when I choke on like anything that makes me have 331 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: a scratch your voice that I already have. And I'm like, 332 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: so we're like mid mid uh you out what act? 333 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I remembered, UM, like, we 334 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 1: have to do this in the safest way, which we've 335 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,200 Speaker 1: covered on the show. We covered last week in the 336 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,920 Speaker 1: commistature positions off the bed. Make your whole throat a 337 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:05,199 Speaker 1: continual line so that there's no backing up into the 338 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 1: your soft palette or whatever it is. I don't know. 339 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,320 Speaker 1: And so that was good. And then we established a 340 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:14,840 Speaker 1: safe ford, which is safe ford. I'm just gonna stay 341 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: safe for it. That's good enough, and um, yeah, it's 342 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 1: kind of fun to have to come up with those 343 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 1: kind of rules. And I was supposed to I was 344 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,400 Speaker 1: supposed to have a dalliance last night, but I just like, 345 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 1: I don't know, to be honest with you, it was 346 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,480 Speaker 1: it couldn't have happened until too late at night, and 347 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,399 Speaker 1: I was waiting up, and then I got excited just 348 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,360 Speaker 1: waiting up, and I was like, I'll just like start pregaming, 349 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,159 Speaker 1: and then it turned into my own little party. And 350 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,720 Speaker 1: then after the party, I was like, I don't want 351 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: a party anymore, you know what I'm saying. And so 352 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 1: I just want to sleep and let's get Andrew in here. Andrew. Alrighty, 353 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 1: hey Andrew morning. Can you sleep last night? Buddy? I 354 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,320 Speaker 1: slept over and my ladies, I know, I told them. 355 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,720 Speaker 1: I mean that's all I told them. Yeah, No, it 356 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,800 Speaker 1: was good, it was good. Her bed is on the 357 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:13,160 Speaker 1: floor now because she's moving. Yeah, so it's on the floor, 358 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,760 Speaker 1: which is Actually it's easier to look at my phone 359 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 1: away from the bed because it's on the floor. So 360 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,800 Speaker 1: it's fine. It's you ever look at your phone off 361 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:26,560 Speaker 1: the bed, so you don't want to keep your partner up. Yeah, 362 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,080 Speaker 1: you just do it close to your face when you're 363 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,680 Speaker 1: turned away from them. Yeah, I like turned my body 364 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: away from them, and then I just go like I 365 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,800 Speaker 1: roll over on the other side, and I like this interesting? Wait? 366 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,520 Speaker 1: What interesting? How Why do you have to extend your 367 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,760 Speaker 1: arm away. That's only giving them if they happen to 368 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,760 Speaker 1: turn around and see you, that's only giving them more 369 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,400 Speaker 1: of a view. It's almost like you're holding it out 370 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,880 Speaker 1: so they can see you. If you have it close 371 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,880 Speaker 1: to your face, they can't see. Not that you're trying 372 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 1: to hide anything, but actually I am because I'm watching 373 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: wart dissection videos. Nothing not like texting a boy. But no. 374 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:59,159 Speaker 1: But if I'm elevated, my arm is stretched out, but 375 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,960 Speaker 1: I'm phone is on the floor, so there's no light 376 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,760 Speaker 1: going near them. That's the one thing I'm make it dim, 377 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 1: I know, but it's also still annoying. It's like that 378 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 1: little wants me to get a fucking sleep mask, any 379 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,840 Speaker 1: any light. I for my partner in bed, I go. 380 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,880 Speaker 1: Not my problem because you could get a sleep mask, 381 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,520 Speaker 1: which is what I do. Then That's why I tell 382 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,679 Speaker 1: my partners when I'm sleeping, I still my go partner. 383 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: You can be as loud as you want, I go, hey, partner. 384 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,679 Speaker 1: You can be as loud as you want. You can 385 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 1: keep the TV on, you can turn on the lights, 386 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,439 Speaker 1: you can do you can listen to a podcast as 387 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 1: loud as you want. Because I have white noise and 388 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:45,520 Speaker 1: I have my sleep masks, so and some people can't 389 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 1: sleep with that stuff. But you know, um, it's nice 390 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,960 Speaker 1: of you to put it far away. But I would 391 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 1: never hold my hand far away and like on the 392 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,320 Speaker 1: floor I could see. I would feel if I were 393 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 1: your girlfriend, which is nothing to worry about, because I 394 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,960 Speaker 1: just know you. I would think you were trying to 395 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,160 Speaker 1: hide something from me, as opposed to if you were 396 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,359 Speaker 1: just like like quietly on your phone close to your face. 397 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,440 Speaker 1: Can you not see unless things are far away? Well, 398 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,919 Speaker 1: I was looking at big Tits down there. You know 399 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,040 Speaker 1: that I was looking at big Tits. Yeah, you you 400 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,119 Speaker 1: subscribe to the YouTube channel next stage Big Tits. There 401 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:23,399 Speaker 1: was a reference to a thing you missed in the beginning. Agreed, 402 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 1: you are yes, ending all over the place. Okay, so 403 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 1: on the floor. It was easier for you to put 404 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:32,080 Speaker 1: your phone off the bed because it's the bed is 405 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,760 Speaker 1: do you feel uh, okay, let's say it's time to 406 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,120 Speaker 1: go to bed at eleven o'clock, eleven thirty, whatever your 407 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:44,160 Speaker 1: partner goes, hey, good night. Do you feel I feel 408 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,520 Speaker 1: a little bit of anxiety looking at my phone while 409 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,359 Speaker 1: they're trying to go do you know? Not even a 410 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,320 Speaker 1: little bit, Because they're not me. It might be time 411 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,719 Speaker 1: for them to go to bed. That doesn't mean it's 412 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: time for me to go to bed. And I'm not 413 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:59,160 Speaker 1: up looking. I'm not up trying to find another partner. 414 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: I'm not up. I'm not up doing things that they 415 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,439 Speaker 1: couldn't know about. I'm just on my phone, which is 416 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,680 Speaker 1: one of my hobbies is being on my phone reading things. 417 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,200 Speaker 1: I get a lot of reading done. I could never, 418 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,359 Speaker 1: I would never, ever ever feel guilty about that. Cool. 419 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,800 Speaker 1: Cool because I think people probably do nowadays. You shouldn't 420 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,439 Speaker 1: and and not to tell you what to feel. But 421 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,440 Speaker 1: I can't say this enough. If you're in a relationship 422 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,240 Speaker 1: or any kind of friendship, if you want to do something, 423 00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:32,040 Speaker 1: you're allowed to do literally anything you want, if that's 424 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,360 Speaker 1: what you want to do. Like so, when my mom 425 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 1: and dad were in l A, my dad wanted to 426 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,120 Speaker 1: go out to lunch with his friend and then afterwards 427 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,679 Speaker 1: they were going to go to the friend's house and 428 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,760 Speaker 1: go see it. And my mom just wanted to take 429 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,600 Speaker 1: a nap before the party that night that we were 430 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,240 Speaker 1: throwing And I told her, I go. She's like, but 431 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,560 Speaker 1: your dad is gonna give me ship because I want 432 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,120 Speaker 1: to take a nap, And I go, but you want 433 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,280 Speaker 1: to It doesn't matter what he wants, Like you want this, 434 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,040 Speaker 1: but I need to do this for your dad. I go. 435 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 1: And so I told my dad, go, mom wants to 436 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 1: take a nap. You don't need to make her feel 437 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,119 Speaker 1: bad about it. It's just what she wants to do, 438 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 1: and let her do it. It's not harming you. But 439 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,040 Speaker 1: he but I want her to go with me? Well 440 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,919 Speaker 1: then why then it must not be that fun If 441 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,640 Speaker 1: you can't go on your own meat for your parents 442 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,680 Speaker 1: all the time. I am because I need my mom 443 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,399 Speaker 1: to understand that her feelings are valid, and just because 444 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 1: my dad doesn't agree with them, yeah she at the party. 445 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:26,280 Speaker 1: Because yes, people don't understand that what what makes those 446 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,040 Speaker 1: things you want to do that your partner might not 447 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:29,880 Speaker 1: want to do or your friend might not want to do, 448 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,239 Speaker 1: is going to make you better down the road. And 449 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 1: also they're not you, so they don't understand what's going 450 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: on inside you. So don't let them ever tell you 451 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,560 Speaker 1: you we need to go to bed or like, and 452 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,520 Speaker 1: you're just putting that on her of like she's like, okay, 453 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 1: that lights out, she's rolling over to fall asleep, and 454 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,080 Speaker 1: now you feel like you have to That's a you 455 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,760 Speaker 1: thing for sure. For sure, there are some partners that 456 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,199 Speaker 1: would make their partner feel bad. Bretta is not like that. 457 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,280 Speaker 1: But you're living in a world where you're you're somehow 458 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,840 Speaker 1: like breaking the rules by staying up. There's a part 459 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,040 Speaker 1: of what is that I don't know. I told Brannon 460 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:05,840 Speaker 1: the other we had a conversation about speaking of being tired. 461 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,359 Speaker 1: You know, your boy gets tired a lot if I special, 462 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,720 Speaker 1: if I work out early, whatever, And I told her 463 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,919 Speaker 1: I go, look, I want to I would love to 464 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,040 Speaker 1: have sex with you every day. Some days I'm just 465 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,440 Speaker 1: tired and it has literally nothing to do with you. 466 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 1: I'm so attracted to you. Yeah, and she goes, yeah, 467 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,680 Speaker 1: I don't need to have sex with you to make 468 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,720 Speaker 1: you make me think that you like me. I go, okay, cool, 469 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,760 Speaker 1: Like I'm just glad, Like that was an anxiety I 470 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,159 Speaker 1: was having, because like there's times when like I just 471 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,240 Speaker 1: don't want to have sex, but it literally had nothing 472 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 1: to do with my attraction to her. Yeah, And I go, well, 473 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,240 Speaker 1: you know what, maybe I could skip working out or 474 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,720 Speaker 1: hitting golf ball so we can have sex longer. Yeah, 475 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,720 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I could think about 476 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,120 Speaker 1: those things, but sometimes I'm just tired. You can take 477 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,920 Speaker 1: a nap instead of doing that. But you could take 478 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,120 Speaker 1: a nap instead of doing this, Because in the end, though, 479 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 1: if if you continually choose working out and golfing over 480 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 1: being able to fund your girlfriend as much as she 481 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 1: wants to fuck, that will eventually be a thing that 482 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 1: she could be like, Okay, well, maybe you need to 483 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,960 Speaker 1: take a page out of Julie's notebook, Mrs Glaser and 484 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,919 Speaker 1: take a fucking nap so that you can go to 485 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,159 Speaker 1: the party later in my puss. Yes and yes, but 486 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 1: as you know, I'm a zoloft man and I just 487 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,280 Speaker 1: I don't get horn like. She's more horny than me 488 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 1: at the end of the day. So I so you know, 489 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,160 Speaker 1: I got to figure that out. Yeah, zolef curbs your libido. 490 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,280 Speaker 1: I thought it made it so you can't come, But 491 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 1: I guess that's just like curbing your libido. Yeah, I think, 492 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:30,200 Speaker 1: but you can stay hard forever because of the viagra. 493 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:36,680 Speaker 1: Oh got it? So but then the you're less sensitive. Yeah, 494 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,560 Speaker 1: I just just like, I'm just not I'm not like 495 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 1: when I get horny, I'm horned up. I want to funk. 496 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,160 Speaker 1: I love it, but it's once every I'm like I said, 497 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 1: for four days. Yeah, that's why I Yeah, I don't 498 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: let guys that I'm hooking up with masturbate until I 499 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 1: don't masturbate, though, I do save my stock and I 500 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,919 Speaker 1: save my horny nous for her. And that's how much 501 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 1: I care about it. I'll say this to women, any 502 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,160 Speaker 1: women dealing with a guy like this in your life 503 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,239 Speaker 1: that definitely has to like gets less horny than you, 504 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: because we can have multiple orgasms. We go through periods 505 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 1: of the month, and I'm just making this up where 506 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,760 Speaker 1: we're like ovulating, so we'll be horny for consistently even 507 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,640 Speaker 1: after we come a lot. Like it's just we're not 508 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,720 Speaker 1: syncd up in the same way. Like, so I would say, 509 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,600 Speaker 1: don't let them come when you if you are so 510 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,680 Speaker 1: a woman who wants to have sex multiple times over 511 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,399 Speaker 1: a weekend with your guy and you know that he 512 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,920 Speaker 1: doesn't want to come more than once every four days 513 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,399 Speaker 1: when you fool around with him, don't let him come 514 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,679 Speaker 1: and tell him that and like, ease off, don't let 515 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,719 Speaker 1: him come, and then guess who is going to be 516 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,240 Speaker 1: so and it's gonna be frustrating, But guess who's gonna 517 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,800 Speaker 1: be all fucking over you all weekend because he didn't 518 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,800 Speaker 1: get to come, And don't let him fucking masturbate and 519 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,480 Speaker 1: his energy will be so all over you like everything 520 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,960 Speaker 1: you want, but you can't let them come. It works 521 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,200 Speaker 1: so well in the moment they're very frustrated. But I where, 522 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,440 Speaker 1: to god, um, it works because I'm watching that show 523 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,880 Speaker 1: sex Life, and I feel more like a Cooper than 524 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,520 Speaker 1: a than a Brad, Like Brad is the ladies man. 525 00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 1: He just fox in Puerto Rico for hours, they're never 526 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:18,760 Speaker 1: putting clothes on, you know whatever. And then Cooper, you know, 527 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,640 Speaker 1: he loses his heart on sometimes he's you know, we're 528 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,399 Speaker 1: you know, he's paying attention to other things, but he 529 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 1: loves his wife and he wants to and he's still 530 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,680 Speaker 1: attracted Door, but you know, he's just not that sexual 531 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 1: of a human being. So I don't know, I'm probably 532 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:41,400 Speaker 1: somewhere maybe in the middle. But do you stop, you'll 533 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,959 Speaker 1: you'll hold off and she and but the problem is 534 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,640 Speaker 1: you need to both be on board with this so 535 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,800 Speaker 1: that someone isn't disappointed when you don't come. So last 536 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,320 Speaker 1: night I wasn't feeling it, but she was horned up. 537 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,160 Speaker 1: We were watching sex Life again. I think he gets 538 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 1: horned up when yeah, I mean it's like the sexiest show. 539 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,800 Speaker 1: It's all like, did you watch any more episodes? Right? No, 540 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:13,920 Speaker 1: because I don't watch things alone. So she she was 541 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,280 Speaker 1: all horned up, and then she I was like, look, 542 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 1: just grab your toys. I'll lay down next to you. 543 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,399 Speaker 1: I'm here for you, And I like rubbed her like 544 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,280 Speaker 1: chest and like choked her a little bit while she 545 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,119 Speaker 1: was doing her toy. So I was present and she's like, well, 546 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,120 Speaker 1: kiss me, and I didn't kiss her until I knew 547 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,600 Speaker 1: she was about to finish. Yeah, So I was there 548 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,960 Speaker 1: for the It was like an experience for both of 549 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 1: us without the pressure of me like having to fun. 550 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 1: And I know that sounds crazy. I don't. It doesn't 551 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,959 Speaker 1: sound crazy at all. That's like a normal thing. Like 552 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 1: even in that scene in the first episode of sex Life, 553 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,760 Speaker 1: there's a scene where she like masturbates because her husband 554 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 1: wants to watch the game and he's like fingering her 555 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,800 Speaker 1: and and and then eventually she just grabs her toy 556 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,000 Speaker 1: because he's so not into it, and like, it doesn't 557 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 1: have to be That is hot to me. I thought 558 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,960 Speaker 1: that was a hot scene as opposed to like what 559 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,640 Speaker 1: they were trying to make it out to be, which 560 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,640 Speaker 1: was like, oh, I guess this guy can't fuck his wife, 561 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: so he'll just lay next to her. It's like, guys 562 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,640 Speaker 1: sometimes don't want it takes a guy to They have 563 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:19,320 Speaker 1: to keep their dick hard to perform, and sometimes that's 564 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 1: a lot of stress. So just let them. And generally, 565 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: when there's laying next to you and you're doing it 566 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,880 Speaker 1: yourself and they're just like present, they're gonna get horned 567 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,120 Speaker 1: up by just watching you do that. Yeah, I was 568 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,640 Speaker 1: getting pretty it was a battle between I was getting 569 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:37,840 Speaker 1: horned up, but also you were tired and my dick 570 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 1: was tired and warned up. Yeah, but you know we're 571 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,160 Speaker 1: we verbalize it, and I think that's if I were you, 572 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,800 Speaker 1: I mean as me as a pleasure to layer where 573 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,840 Speaker 1: I never want to come, and I'm always worried that 574 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: like for me with me, Like it's so similar to 575 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,880 Speaker 1: me with meals, Like when I'm really hungry, I am 576 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,040 Speaker 1: sad to get full because I'm scared that that feeling 577 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,240 Speaker 1: of hunger won't come back, or like it will be 578 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,960 Speaker 1: a long time before it comes back. It's gonna be 579 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 1: like eight hours until I feel that hungry again. And 580 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 1: I'm like food tastes so good when you're that hungry, 581 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 1: and like that's I get sad that hunger is going 582 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,239 Speaker 1: to go away. So if I were a man that 583 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:18,640 Speaker 1: knew after I came, my sexual urges that are like 584 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,400 Speaker 1: literally all that keeps me going would be sapped, I 585 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 1: would never want to come. So I don't understand what, 586 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,160 Speaker 1: why do you want? Why do people want to come 587 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,560 Speaker 1: if they know, especially men, if afterwards you know that 588 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,280 Speaker 1: you're going to be not necessarily turned off, but a 589 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 1: completely different feeling, Like are you just not attached to 590 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 1: that feeling? Do you just not do you just always 591 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,680 Speaker 1: think that feeling is not coming. I would hate the 592 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 1: absence of desire that follows an orgasm, which I don't 593 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,760 Speaker 1: feel as a woman because I can have multiples. It 594 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: only gives me more, it makes me more hungry. I mean, 595 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,760 Speaker 1: that's a lot to unpack, but for four d eight, 596 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:04,640 Speaker 1: I really don't jerk when you after that four days 597 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,480 Speaker 1: when you saved, aren't you sad that it's going to 598 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,880 Speaker 1: be another four days until you feel that way again? Yeah, 599 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,160 Speaker 1: there's a little bit of sadness, but I don't try to, like, 600 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,440 Speaker 1: never ever give in to that. But I think guys 601 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,560 Speaker 1: start to get angsty though if they don't come. I know, 602 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,400 Speaker 1: but like, but it's christ think I'm different than a 603 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 1: lot of guys. Up to pour leading up to the 604 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,560 Speaker 1: orgasm is what's fun about the orgasm. The orgasm is 605 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,320 Speaker 1: like seconds of pleasure. But it's all we all know 606 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 1: that the leading up is the best party. It annoys me, 607 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: so why don't we just cut it off before that 608 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,720 Speaker 1: part so we can extend that and do it all 609 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 1: the time, it makes sense to me. You got to 610 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,040 Speaker 1: get it out or I'm gonna probably shoot somebody. No, 611 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,720 Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. I honestly try. Honestly, if 612 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,440 Speaker 1: Brenna is listening, don't let him come, and just when 613 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,480 Speaker 1: you pull away, because see what happens. See what happens 614 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,640 Speaker 1: when a guy is about to come you don't let him. 615 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,960 Speaker 1: He gets soft again and then he has to live 616 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,080 Speaker 1: his life. Is he going to haul off and hit 617 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,040 Speaker 1: you because he didn't get to come. Is he going 618 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: to kick the dog? I'm guessing not. What I do 619 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,920 Speaker 1: think will happen is that he's going to be all 620 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,480 Speaker 1: fucking over you because he didn't get what he wanted. 621 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,719 Speaker 1: Let's get to the news. I think there's something to this. 622 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,960 Speaker 1: I think I really wish I could be a man 623 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: for a couple of days when people ask that, like, 624 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,479 Speaker 1: what would you do if you were a man? I 625 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,040 Speaker 1: would not come and see how much I could get 626 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,479 Speaker 1: done by having the desire to want to come and 627 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,640 Speaker 1: never really like letting myself have it. I guess there's 628 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,160 Speaker 1: a difference though with me. There's a difference between holding 629 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,360 Speaker 1: back to come and just not being able to come 630 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,720 Speaker 1: because of antidepressants. So no, no, no, you want to come, 631 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,280 Speaker 1: and she says, no, you're not allowed to, but you don't. 632 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,120 Speaker 1: You never withhold pleasure from yourself. When you get a 633 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,280 Speaker 1: package from Amazon, you rip it open in the elevator 634 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 1: on the way up. When you get a sandwich, you 635 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,760 Speaker 1: start eating it in the car on the way home 636 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,120 Speaker 1: before you can put condiments on it. I want my 637 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,080 Speaker 1: orgasm to be perfect. That's why I literally never come 638 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,080 Speaker 1: because I'm about to and I go, Nope, you can 639 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,040 Speaker 1: find a better video that's going to make it even 640 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,280 Speaker 1: feel better. And I keep going, and then I'll lose 641 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,680 Speaker 1: it and then I have I practically do this to myself. 642 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,600 Speaker 1: I edge myself, and then I never come, and then 643 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,840 Speaker 1: the next day we'll horn up again. I do get 644 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,960 Speaker 1: angry at like if I'm all right, I do get 645 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,560 Speaker 1: upset sorry for if I wait four days, and then 646 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,120 Speaker 1: I really want to just devour, like I really like 647 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,040 Speaker 1: I'm so attracted here and like I'm so second. I 648 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,320 Speaker 1: love that. I do love that feeling, and I wish 649 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,120 Speaker 1: I could have it every day. You could if you 650 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 1: didn't come. Yeah, but then I don't come, I know, 651 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,400 Speaker 1: But what do I do? But you do everything until 652 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,800 Speaker 1: you come? Is sex not enjoyable until you go? Is 653 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: all of that not en climax is pretty important? I 654 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,000 Speaker 1: would argue that it is not as important as you're 655 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,920 Speaker 1: giving it, because I don't think that that is honestly 656 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,560 Speaker 1: the feeling that you are trying to achieve, and it's 657 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,480 Speaker 1: more about the lead up to it, which you could 658 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,240 Speaker 1: always have. No. Uh, I don't know. You're not gonna 659 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,760 Speaker 1: like this, naky, but I live for orgasms. I just 660 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,440 Speaker 1: like if if I could eliminate everything else up to 661 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:10,480 Speaker 1: it and just have the orgasm, I would No. No, 662 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,480 Speaker 1: I'm not allowing. You know, if you could press a 663 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:18,080 Speaker 1: button and just comment, you would nothing about the anticipation. 664 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,600 Speaker 1: There's nothing about in the world. Let's talk about. Okay, 665 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,600 Speaker 1: a meal, when you would you rather just have that 666 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 1: meal in your stomach or would you rather smell it, 667 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,719 Speaker 1: taste it, see it being brought over your table by 668 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,160 Speaker 1: the waiter, looking at the menu and ordering it, getting 669 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:35,920 Speaker 1: so excited that I don't care about any of that what. 670 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,359 Speaker 1: I just want the food and I want the chicken 671 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,040 Speaker 1: salad in my mouth. Like I don't care like the 672 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,320 Speaker 1: taste and all of that. I don't like the waiting part. 673 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:47,000 Speaker 1: Like I like to me, the orgasm would be eating, yes, 674 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:51,200 Speaker 1: the actual food in your mouth. No, the orgasm is 675 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,359 Speaker 1: the swallowing. It's like when it's literally the borest part. 676 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,279 Speaker 1: It's I swear to God, it's it's the satiation. It's 677 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,120 Speaker 1: the satiation of that need that I'm hungry. My body 678 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,600 Speaker 1: now has this in it. It's not even the chewing. 679 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,840 Speaker 1: The chewing is still the foreplay because until you swallow 680 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,720 Speaker 1: your food, the food is not being absorbed by your body. 681 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,560 Speaker 1: You can't you can't chew something up and then and live. 682 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,439 Speaker 1: You can't just keep it in your mouth and live. 683 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,120 Speaker 1: To have the full experience you got, you gotta swallow it. 684 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,040 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Then, I know, But would you 685 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,640 Speaker 1: sign up for just you don't get to chew your food, 686 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,920 Speaker 1: you just have it in your stomach. No, I'm saying 687 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,680 Speaker 1: if I just could, you're saying no, like, oh, you 688 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,880 Speaker 1: get to do with chew for a long time, and 689 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,520 Speaker 1: then the swallow will feel that much better. Yes, there's 690 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,879 Speaker 1: no fucking way. If I have the food in my mouth, 691 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,480 Speaker 1: it's got to go down. No, I'm saying, the swallowing 692 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,040 Speaker 1: is so much better when you were able to yea, 693 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,759 Speaker 1: savor the experience beforehand. It's not the swallowing isn't good 694 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: enough to for me even if I wait, that satisfaction 695 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,400 Speaker 1: isn't worth the pain of like just chewing. If that 696 00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:03,440 Speaker 1: makes sense to me, God, I could not agree. Okay 697 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,680 Speaker 1: to me, the part where it's in your mouth and 698 00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,640 Speaker 1: you can taste it and you're experiencing all these that's 699 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 1: pre orgasm. That is not That is not orgasm to me. 700 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,960 Speaker 1: That is not because the orgasm is the fulfillment of 701 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,600 Speaker 1: the desire. So the orgasm is like that's going to 702 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:23,480 Speaker 1: make a baby, right like, or that's gonna make your 703 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:28,000 Speaker 1: vagina suck up more. I'm not right, So I'm not 704 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,879 Speaker 1: thinking of like the biological response. I'm just thinking about 705 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,280 Speaker 1: the like the feeling that like shock that like permeates 706 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,920 Speaker 1: your body that I just want to get to that 707 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,279 Speaker 1: I don't want to have to do any work to 708 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:44,080 Speaker 1: get there. But don't you think but that that shock, 709 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,240 Speaker 1: that that when the orgasm start first starts happening, I don't. 710 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,640 Speaker 1: I feel like that is still not the like that's 711 00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,319 Speaker 1: the lead up to like you could even cut it 712 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:57,320 Speaker 1: off before the very tip of the thing that will 713 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:02,600 Speaker 1: then because afterwards it's just over. Yeah, well I don't 714 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:06,880 Speaker 1: like that part. Also, last four play I like the 715 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: meat up and four play actual sex. I but that's 716 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,320 Speaker 1: then it's not then then you don't like the stuff 717 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,399 Speaker 1: that isn't leading to to your orgasm probably is sex 718 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,440 Speaker 1: and not leading to your orgasm. No, it is, it is, definitely. 719 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,759 Speaker 1: But I just don't want to have to do all 720 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,840 Speaker 1: that hard work and concentration and all of that. I 721 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,120 Speaker 1: just want to get this, Like listening to the specials 722 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,759 Speaker 1: from the waiter and like, yesking if they have like 723 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,759 Speaker 1: any ingredients that you might be allergic to. And then 724 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,759 Speaker 1: like the waiter comes back and it's like, how's your 725 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,239 Speaker 1: day going, guys, and like that's all that. And you 726 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,719 Speaker 1: go to the waiter and you go, hey, I'm ready 727 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,399 Speaker 1: to order, and he's like, I'm just a bus boy. Yes, 728 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,799 Speaker 1: and let me let me get your waiter. Let me 729 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:51,319 Speaker 1: get your waiter. Yeah, just like already, can we fix 730 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,360 Speaker 1: the air conditioning? There's an event that is like blowing 731 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,719 Speaker 1: directly on me and I'm kind of cold. Is there 732 00:37:55,719 --> 00:38:01,680 Speaker 1: a booth? I like all of oh my god. I 733 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,759 Speaker 1: like looking at every part of the menu and being like, 734 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,120 Speaker 1: what is the best options, like, what is going to satisfy? 735 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,399 Speaker 1: What's going to give me the best mouth orgasm? And 736 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,880 Speaker 1: I just don't understand someone who would settle for a 737 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,880 Speaker 1: C minus as opposed to waiting an hour later and 738 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,080 Speaker 1: getting an A plus. But but the A to me 739 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,040 Speaker 1: is going to Chippole getting my burrito in two seconds. 740 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,600 Speaker 1: That tastes just as good as going to some nicer 741 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 1: taco place that takes an hour. Really, you think Chipotle 742 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,640 Speaker 1: and a nicer Taco Boys tastes the same pretty much? Well, 743 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,560 Speaker 1: then what is the point of ever going to anywhere 744 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,960 Speaker 1: nice if you can always eat a sandwich? Okay? Well 745 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,960 Speaker 1: I thought you were someone that actually cared about good food. 746 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,680 Speaker 1: Not really, You're always asking people on Instagram where should 747 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,920 Speaker 1: we go for good food? And you'll go, Niki, You've 748 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,400 Speaker 1: gotta try this thing, the flavors. I've never tried anything 749 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,239 Speaker 1: like it. I'm like what you say that about things 750 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,279 Speaker 1: sometimes where you're like this isn't that amazing? And I'm like, 751 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,479 Speaker 1: I mean, I get like you seem to be someone 752 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:03,239 Speaker 1: that likes and can appreciate like us wild to me, 753 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,719 Speaker 1: I eat the same thing almost every night, just like you. 754 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,560 Speaker 1: I know, But I just thought you were someone that 755 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,600 Speaker 1: actually cared about food. I don't know. I mean, I'm 756 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,799 Speaker 1: really having an orgasm while he's seeing it to you. 757 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,360 Speaker 1: I just think if anyone is on board with me, 758 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,400 Speaker 1: please let me know. I just don't. I don't relate 759 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,080 Speaker 1: to any feeling very unseen today, let's get to the news. 760 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,360 Speaker 1: It's okay. I think I'm right, but and I right. 761 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:36,960 Speaker 1: There's no right or wrong. Definitely like I Am. That's 762 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:43,719 Speaker 1: her new nickname for first. I hope you're having a 763 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,080 Speaker 1: great day. I know, Tuesday it's a tough day, but hey, 764 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,479 Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be. Is it having a great 765 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,359 Speaker 1: time all the swell? He is a tough day? Well, yeah, 766 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,319 Speaker 1: because you know, yeah, at the beginning of the week, 767 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,960 Speaker 1: it's not It's like Friday still seems so far away. 768 00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,279 Speaker 1: You're right, and this Tuesday is a Monday to a 769 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,320 Speaker 1: lot of people. Ah, yes, all right. So, grammar experts 770 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:07,000 Speaker 1: say that too many of us fill our conversations with useless, clunky, 771 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:11,200 Speaker 1: and pretentious words and phrases, especially ones that have duplicate meanings. 772 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,360 Speaker 1: If you want to sound smarter, avoid the following overused 773 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,680 Speaker 1: words and phrases. Okay, I love this, and I bet 774 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,719 Speaker 1: I my words are all in this. I bet, I 775 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,239 Speaker 1: bet I'm a culprit of this because I definitely say 776 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:28,799 Speaker 1: words that are redundant. Okay, very redundant would probably be 777 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:36,040 Speaker 1: absolutely essential. That is absolutely essential for you, because essential 778 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:40,600 Speaker 1: means absolutely exactly. Yeah, okay, but you know what I 779 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:45,520 Speaker 1: get that. However, when someone says absolutely essential, it's going 780 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,480 Speaker 1: to make me hear it a little bit more. It's like, uh, 781 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,600 Speaker 1: you know, it's like a four play for essential. So 782 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,400 Speaker 1: I'm going to really hear that essential a little bit 783 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,080 Speaker 1: more because I had to get through absolutely and you 784 00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:01,640 Speaker 1: make if it feels more essential, it's absolutely really okay, 785 00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:05,120 Speaker 1: let me do both to Okay, Andrew, it is essential 786 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,200 Speaker 1: for you to not come the next time to test 787 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,040 Speaker 1: whether or not my theory works. Andrew, it is absolutely 788 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,400 Speaker 1: essential for you to not come the next time you 789 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,480 Speaker 1: have Wow, Okay, so let's keep it. That's a keeper. 790 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,600 Speaker 1: Let's go to the next one. Okay, three am in 791 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,520 Speaker 1: the morning. You don't need in the morning. Oh God, 792 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,279 Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever. I'm not going to say never, 793 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,759 Speaker 1: but I don't feel like this is what I would do. 794 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,200 Speaker 1: It's three am in the morning. No, Yeah, that sounds 795 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,239 Speaker 1: to ridiculous to me. Yeah, it's three am and it's 796 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:40,880 Speaker 1: the morl and she says, Baby, it's absolutely essential that 797 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,120 Speaker 1: you wake up because three am in the morning I 798 00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,799 Speaker 1: must be alone there. Okay, I get why. Rob Thomas, 799 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,799 Speaker 1: he's that was the first draft, and I'm glad that 800 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:56,200 Speaker 1: he shortened it word economy. Rob m am, and it's 801 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,520 Speaker 1: the morning. I want to change those lyrics to that 802 00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:05,520 Speaker 1: it's three am. I must be lone, must be Horner Horn. 803 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:11,560 Speaker 1: But I can't come because it's the al because you 804 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,719 Speaker 1: can only fuck me every four days three am, and 805 00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:18,960 Speaker 1: it's more. I don't even know what's happening. Go on, 806 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:24,120 Speaker 1: feel badly, I feel it sounds dumb, like I feel greatly. 807 00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,359 Speaker 1: The only time you should say feel badly is if 808 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,839 Speaker 1: you aren't good at physically touching something. I feel bad, 809 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,040 Speaker 1: feel badly? Yeah, okay, yeah, so your girlfriend may be 810 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,200 Speaker 1: able to say that you feel badly if you touch 811 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,200 Speaker 1: her in a weird way. Andrew, you feel badly? Yeah, 812 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,000 Speaker 1: you feel badly. I'm sorry, I have weird hands. That 813 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,000 Speaker 1: reminds me one of my favorite jokes, where you rub 814 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,960 Speaker 1: someone's shirt and you go, is this felt? And they go, 815 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,520 Speaker 1: I don't know when you go it now it is 816 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,200 Speaker 1: like you felt it? Has this been felt? You know? 817 00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:58,239 Speaker 1: Is this felt? It's fun? Wait, so feel bad? I 818 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,960 Speaker 1: don't like any like that made me made me feel 819 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:07,759 Speaker 1: is is my literal absolutely essential that I do not 820 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:12,080 Speaker 1: say made me feel bad, made me feel like generally 821 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,880 Speaker 1: made me feel bad. Because I made me feel I 822 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,160 Speaker 1: can say I made me feel bad, but no one 823 00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,560 Speaker 1: can make me feel You can't be like Nikki, I 824 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,840 Speaker 1: didn't like how you talked to Brennan this weekend and 825 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,520 Speaker 1: she was sad, like, if I feel bad about that, 826 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,520 Speaker 1: it's because I feel bad, not because you made me 827 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,640 Speaker 1: feel bad. And people really need to stop being the 828 00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,640 Speaker 1: victims of their feelings because your feelings, like I said 829 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,640 Speaker 1: in the beginning, you don't need to feel bad about 830 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,360 Speaker 1: them ever. Like you so you the way you feel 831 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,439 Speaker 1: is the way you feel. No one's making you feel 832 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,160 Speaker 1: a way. And if even if someone was like you 833 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,799 Speaker 1: look ugly today and you're stupid and I don't love you, 834 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,719 Speaker 1: and you go, that makes me feel bad. No, that 835 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,400 Speaker 1: is a thing you heard that you internalized, and you 836 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,160 Speaker 1: yourself have been made to feel bad. But you also 837 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,160 Speaker 1: could interpret that and say, well, this person is wrong 838 00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,920 Speaker 1: and that just makes me feel sad that I let 839 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,719 Speaker 1: this person in my life talk to me this way, 840 00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,560 Speaker 1: but they didn't make me feel that way. I chose 841 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,480 Speaker 1: to feel that way. And you really have no choice 842 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,160 Speaker 1: because no free will. I mean, I love when you 843 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,000 Speaker 1: throw that in at the end. Yeah, it always makes 844 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:20,120 Speaker 1: me feel better. Okay, summarize briefly. I'm going to summarize 845 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,680 Speaker 1: this briefly for you. Yes, summarizing is already inherently brief 846 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,080 Speaker 1: an actual fact. This is an actual fact. Oh I 847 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,319 Speaker 1: say that all the time, do you. Yeah, it's an 848 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,680 Speaker 1: actual fact that. Yeah, that's already a fact. Are it 849 00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,799 Speaker 1: feels so good? You're right? That is another redundant. I 850 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:42,240 Speaker 1: mean these are appreciate in value. Uh, depreciate alone already 851 00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,680 Speaker 1: means lesson in value. Yeah, I mean all of these 852 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:49,239 Speaker 1: depreciate value. People say all the times, read more, keep going, uh, 853 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,719 Speaker 1: end result, final outcome. A result is already the end 854 00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,560 Speaker 1: of something you know, you don't need to say end 855 00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,040 Speaker 1: and the result being the end result being People say 856 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,520 Speaker 1: end result all the time. Oh my god, this is 857 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,520 Speaker 1: mind blow. Final outcome. It's already an outcome. The outcome 858 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,440 Speaker 1: is final, and we got everything I say. Now I'm 859 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,160 Speaker 1: going to think, is this redundant in some way? Well, 860 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,239 Speaker 1: I think as stand ups, we do cut out a 861 00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,120 Speaker 1: lot of these words when we try to do I 862 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,960 Speaker 1: think we add them. I think we add these absolutely 863 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:20,279 Speaker 1: essentially because that sounds more interesting to the ear. That's 864 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,280 Speaker 1: why we have these things is because they make people 865 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:30,880 Speaker 1: listen more and they sound exact same, whoa exact same? 866 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,440 Speaker 1: It is the exact same one. Yeah, I say it 867 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,400 Speaker 1: all the time. I mean that, Oh no, that is 868 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,800 Speaker 1: the exact Yeah. You can just say exact or same. Yeah, 869 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,160 Speaker 1: let's get to the next story. This is favorable approval. 870 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,640 Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you already have approval due favorable I 871 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,880 Speaker 1: don't say that, Yeah, no one does. General consensus of opinion. 872 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:58,640 Speaker 1: Consensus is already general general and opinion is our here's 873 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:03,160 Speaker 1: one in my opinion, you shouldn't say that, because everything's 874 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:10,200 Speaker 1: in your opinion. Whoa in close proximity? In proximity, it's 875 00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,920 Speaker 1: already close in my opinion, though, you could be stating 876 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,840 Speaker 1: something that you might sound like you're presenting as a fact, 877 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:22,680 Speaker 1: and it actually is an opinion. In my opinion. St. 878 00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,799 Speaker 1: Louis feels hotter this summer than past summer's. If I 879 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,040 Speaker 1: say St. Louis. Oh wait, no, that's still my opinion 880 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,560 Speaker 1: because I said St. Louis feels hotter, and that's obviously 881 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,440 Speaker 1: coming from me. Okay, that is great. Let's get to 882 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,879 Speaker 1: the next story, most unique. Okay, we'll keep going. I mean, 883 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,040 Speaker 1: this is this is fun, all right, this is a 884 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,080 Speaker 1: fun story. I was laughing reading this one. The Milthmobile 885 00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:46,880 Speaker 1: triggers free speech debate in Maine. Alright, So this lady 886 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,560 Speaker 1: has vanity So vanity plates in Maine a few years ago. 887 00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:55,640 Speaker 1: Uh they made it, uh like so the government could 888 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,080 Speaker 1: get more money, so they can make you could do 889 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,200 Speaker 1: whatever kind of vanity plate you want, pay and you could. Yeah. 890 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,480 Speaker 1: So they were making like two million dollars. Yeah. But 891 00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:09,440 Speaker 1: the problem is people started making vanity plates like exactly, 892 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,480 Speaker 1: like this one is tits out. She has. So this woman, 893 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,520 Speaker 1: Brittany Glitten, drives a two thousand, thirteen crate whatever. She 894 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,839 Speaker 1: has a Milk mobile logo is plastered on their weird windshield, 895 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,880 Speaker 1: has kids in this bitch, honk if one falls out. 896 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,160 Speaker 1: If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull 897 00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:30,880 Speaker 1: my hair. Condoms prevent many vans and then their vanity 898 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,719 Speaker 1: plate plate is tits out. Okay, so all those other 899 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,279 Speaker 1: things are stickers. Got I gotta get it. I was 900 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,720 Speaker 1: gonna say, how did they fit milk mobile on a 901 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:46,440 Speaker 1: m M l F m b L milf mobile. It 902 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,439 Speaker 1: sounds like a new cell phone game. And sometimes you'll 903 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,480 Speaker 1: use like eight as a b so uh so, now 904 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,480 Speaker 1: they're trying to put a law in that says that 905 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,880 Speaker 1: you can't do that anymore, that volgar and im scene 906 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,200 Speaker 1: plates can't get made. Tits out? Was it? Is it 907 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:10,920 Speaker 1: like T one T five zero kits out in capital letters? 908 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,360 Speaker 1: When I saw a Trump flag that said no more 909 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,680 Speaker 1: bullshit waving in my subdivision, I was just like Mark, 910 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:24,960 Speaker 1: kids can google anything. Tits out? Mommy? What is chits out? Like? 911 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,040 Speaker 1: It means she has boobs? The things I fed you 912 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,000 Speaker 1: from are often called tits, and this woman likes to 913 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,400 Speaker 1: have them out. That's exactly why she has that vanity plate, 914 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,360 Speaker 1: she said, She said, because she breastfed all her kids 915 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:42,200 Speaker 1: and in Maine you're allowed to. It's a topless Sometimes 916 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:46,240 Speaker 1: she drives topless. Yes, I love this woman tits out 917 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:51,560 Speaker 1: all day. I mean, I mean writing, if you're gonna 918 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,759 Speaker 1: ride my ass, pull my bumper. Stickers are by and 919 00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:00,680 Speaker 1: large and the vanity plate. It's like those it's involved. 920 00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,560 Speaker 1: It's like when Instagram and you try to write like uh, 921 00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,880 Speaker 1: suck my dick bitch to like one of your friends, 922 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,359 Speaker 1: and they're like, no, you can't do that, like do 923 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,400 Speaker 1: you want them? Like they wanted the profit off of it, 924 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,880 Speaker 1: and then it backfired because people started doing curse words 925 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,080 Speaker 1: like uh, I don't know if it's like eat my pussy? 926 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,960 Speaker 1: Do you think that's bad for kids to see? Like 927 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:25,439 Speaker 1: do you think they should have? No? Like kids about 928 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,520 Speaker 1: Santa Claus. There's sex everywhere. Your kids were made with sex. 929 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:34,160 Speaker 1: Find a way to tell them the truth without having 930 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:39,000 Speaker 1: to kids can Kids can understand? Kids can? I was 931 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,400 Speaker 1: a child once, and I understood when something was for 932 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:47,160 Speaker 1: adults and something was for me. I understood that someday 933 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,640 Speaker 1: I would be able to do the things that adults did, 934 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,200 Speaker 1: but that some things were not for me. Give your 935 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:59,920 Speaker 1: kids the respect they deserved as intelligent human beings, maybe 936 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:05,439 Speaker 1: of them aren't, and allow them to understand that some 937 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,360 Speaker 1: things are for adults and some things are for kids, 938 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,759 Speaker 1: and that they will if they grow up, get to 939 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,760 Speaker 1: know what that license plate means. But right now, mommy 940 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,800 Speaker 1: doesn't want to talk about it. And it's not because 941 00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,920 Speaker 1: you because I'm trying to hide the world from you. 942 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:23,160 Speaker 1: It's because it's too it's for it's for adults. Kids 943 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,960 Speaker 1: can understand that. This whole thing of like you have 944 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,680 Speaker 1: to tell your kids everything. It's like you don't just 945 00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,160 Speaker 1: say that's for adults. I understood that as a kid. 946 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,040 Speaker 1: I understood that I couldn't have all the candy I 947 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,920 Speaker 1: wanted because that was something that adults could do and have, 948 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,920 Speaker 1: like I can, I can. There are rated There was 949 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,319 Speaker 1: a kid I talked to the other day. There was like, 950 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,560 Speaker 1: I've seen two R rated movies. He had a firm 951 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,560 Speaker 1: grasp on the fact that R rated movies are not 952 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,319 Speaker 1: for him, and that he's been allowed to see a 953 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,279 Speaker 1: couple and that's some day he'll be able to see 954 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,799 Speaker 1: them all, but he can't yet, and he's okay with that. 955 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,120 Speaker 1: Kids don't need to have everything that we have. Don't 956 00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,440 Speaker 1: use your kid like as an excuse because you actually 957 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,560 Speaker 1: have a problem with it. So many people go, oh, 958 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,920 Speaker 1: but my kids are gonna read It's like, no, you 959 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,399 Speaker 1: don't like seeing funk on a vanny plate And you're 960 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,440 Speaker 1: using your kids as a way to get what you want. 961 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,239 Speaker 1: Your kids, don't give a fuck, you give a fuck? Yeah, 962 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,360 Speaker 1: you know what it made of George Carlin's bit that 963 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,000 Speaker 1: I was watching the other day about pro life fers 964 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,759 Speaker 1: and how they care about the life of a child 965 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,120 Speaker 1: until it comes out, and then they don't give a fuck. 966 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,400 Speaker 1: As soon as that baby comes out of a vagina, 967 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,600 Speaker 1: they like, who cares, like, don't give it wellfare, don't 968 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,680 Speaker 1: give it money, don't it's on its own. And then 969 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,399 Speaker 1: and then guess when they don't care about you again, 970 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,720 Speaker 1: until you're eighteen and you can die for fighting for 971 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,840 Speaker 1: you know, white men who want more power and money, 972 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:46,000 Speaker 1: like they they don't care about life until you're out, 973 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,880 Speaker 1: and oh a baby, a life needs to be protected. 974 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,719 Speaker 1: And then the second it's born, fuck you until you're 975 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,960 Speaker 1: eighteen and you can go die for us. It's like 976 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,359 Speaker 1: he just nailed it. It's the same bullshit. It's like, 977 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:05,040 Speaker 1: no one really this isn't about protecting children. This whole 978 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,320 Speaker 1: idea that, oh, for children need to be protected. They're innocent. 979 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:14,040 Speaker 1: Your child can still be molested or injured or h 980 00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,799 Speaker 1: something could happen to your child, whether or not it understands. 981 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,160 Speaker 1: Tits out on a license plate. That's not going to 982 00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,239 Speaker 1: protect it. Do your job and know which things are 983 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:29,120 Speaker 1: actually harmful and not and and and actually be consistent 984 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,640 Speaker 1: about what what you because I bet the woman that's 985 00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,920 Speaker 1: raising a whole fucking sting over this, I bet if 986 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,759 Speaker 1: you looked at her home life, there's things her kids 987 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,839 Speaker 1: are seeing that are way worse than a tits out 988 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,320 Speaker 1: license or whoever's like caught a man a man. Oh 989 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,080 Speaker 1: of course it's a fucking man, my child. This guy 990 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,319 Speaker 1: is such a pervert, guaranteed. This guy. Look at his 991 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,279 Speaker 1: hard drive and see what he's looking at. He is 992 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,319 Speaker 1: so ashamed of his sexual desires that he has to 993 00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:00,840 Speaker 1: silence the things in society that might uh you know, 994 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,200 Speaker 1: I bet you anything. This is a case of like 995 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,200 Speaker 1: you know, the closeted senator hating gay people. Whenever someone's 996 00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,560 Speaker 1: making a stink about something this small check their hard drive. Yeah, 997 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:20,200 Speaker 1: he probably this man's heart, yeah, like digs out, God, 998 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,000 Speaker 1: he probably. Yeah. He probably has vanity plates that he 999 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,239 Speaker 1: sticks on his van that he can over his real 1000 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,719 Speaker 1: license plate so he can steal children and do weird things. 1001 00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,600 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to say that, but this 1002 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,080 Speaker 1: guy is definitely a perv, hidden perv. Anyone thy doth 1003 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,239 Speaker 1: protest too much. And I don't even think I'm getting 1004 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,000 Speaker 1: that quote right. But anytime you're really upset about something innocuous, 1005 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:45,200 Speaker 1: check their hard drive. Check the hard drive. Next story, alright, 1006 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:53,719 Speaker 1: at China, at Charon rarely seen ed. Shearon recently came 1007 00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,600 Speaker 1: out again with a new single, Bad Habits. He lost 1008 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,160 Speaker 1: a lot of weight and he's not drinking anymore, and 1009 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,080 Speaker 1: he just had a baby with his girlfriend Cherry. Oh wait, 1010 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:09,200 Speaker 1: what is this an okay eke wait? I can't read that. 1011 00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:13,080 Speaker 1: No one tell us how enchilada and she needs us? Okay, 1012 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:17,960 Speaker 1: it's an animal, you guys, looks like it, but I 1013 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:27,640 Speaker 1: think it's a hard keenness ekedake. Essentially, they're like, okay, 1014 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:33,520 Speaker 1: uh so they they're Matian ritual is they see up 1015 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,040 Speaker 1: to like ten male suitors they follow, They form a 1016 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,600 Speaker 1: train behind the woman for up to six weeks, and 1017 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,880 Speaker 1: whoever last the longest gets to reproduce with her. Oh 1018 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,080 Speaker 1: so they keep going like, they keep going around and around, 1019 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:51,279 Speaker 1: and then the one who's left gets to come. Essentially, yeah, 1020 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,440 Speaker 1: they got to follow her for weeks. Oh, they form 1021 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,719 Speaker 1: a treat like they they got to keep up with her. Yeah, 1022 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,160 Speaker 1: she's really like run around that much. I guess they 1023 00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,000 Speaker 1: just you know, lose interests after a while. But they 1024 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,320 Speaker 1: caught it on video of these guys following the woman 1025 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,640 Speaker 1: just like the train behind. Oh my god, it's so cute, 1026 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,720 Speaker 1: inky desk. I thought the train is they're all fucking 1027 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,280 Speaker 1: each other, but apparently it's not what I was hoping. 1028 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,680 Speaker 1: But okay, so they just follow her around until they 1029 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,719 Speaker 1: just all go like this is you know, this is 1030 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,720 Speaker 1: a metaphor for life. It's like, live your life, ladies, 1031 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,600 Speaker 1: get out there, be busy. Women are men prefer bitches 1032 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,440 Speaker 1: the book I'm reading. If you seem like you have 1033 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,880 Speaker 1: a full life and you give chase, men will always 1034 00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,200 Speaker 1: that's going to be the guy that likes you. Yeah, 1035 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,120 Speaker 1: but like the guys want what they can't have, and 1036 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,399 Speaker 1: if the guy falls off, he ain't worth your time. 1037 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,680 Speaker 1: Like even with you and Brenna, I think of like 1038 00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,680 Speaker 1: if she would have been a little more available, if 1039 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,480 Speaker 1: she would have been a little bit more texting you, 1040 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,520 Speaker 1: it might it probably wouldn't have worked out, but she 1041 00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,759 Speaker 1: was her own person with her own ship going on, 1042 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,640 Speaker 1: and left you to realize like maybe thinking at times 1043 00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,840 Speaker 1: like oh she might be fine without me, and that 1044 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,520 Speaker 1: makes you wanner more. Yeah, probably, yeah, yeah, I mean, look, 1045 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,160 Speaker 1: I'm I got I've stood in line on that train. 1046 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:12,600 Speaker 1: Yeah you lasted, I lasted, you know, I think, uh yeah, 1047 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,719 Speaker 1: I mean the guys are probably walking around there like, man, 1048 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,960 Speaker 1: that's a cool rock, you know, like, yeah, it's it's 1049 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,839 Speaker 1: hard to follow for so long, but that I think 1050 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,160 Speaker 1: that to that point though, I think a woman can 1051 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,920 Speaker 1: be a bit for only so long where a guy 1052 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:30,719 Speaker 1: will lose interests if eventually she just doesn't, you know, 1053 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,040 Speaker 1: show him any interests. Right, But then where do you? 1054 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,160 Speaker 1: What do you do? When do you? When do you 1055 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,200 Speaker 1: text the person if you haven't heard from them? And 1056 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,279 Speaker 1: for like do you do you? When do you? Because 1057 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,680 Speaker 1: they're so often guys who are like I didn't even 1058 00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,600 Speaker 1: know you liked me, And I'm like, I don't mean 1059 00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,239 Speaker 1: to tell you I liked you, Like I look at 1060 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,960 Speaker 1: the proof and I show my friends like the receipts, 1061 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,160 Speaker 1: and I go, I said it here, I said it here, 1062 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,400 Speaker 1: I gave all these indications. If this guy can't understand 1063 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,759 Speaker 1: that this is me being interested, I can't help him. 1064 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,160 Speaker 1: But the other day, you're like these guys, they're just 1065 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,160 Speaker 1: I'm doing all the work and then we read it 1066 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,160 Speaker 1: over and you're like, oh, actually he seems pretty interesting. Yeah, 1067 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:09,640 Speaker 1: there was one that I was like, this guy is 1068 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,360 Speaker 1: like blowing me off now, and then I read it 1069 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:15,359 Speaker 1: and I go, oh wait, I think I blowed him off. Well, 1070 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,400 Speaker 1: there was something like Brenda what she did, like when 1071 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,600 Speaker 1: we were in Cayman for two months, rarely did she 1072 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:24,240 Speaker 1: call me first, you know, and and you know, so 1073 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,120 Speaker 1: maybe that kept my interests, like, you know, maybe she 1074 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,440 Speaker 1: read that in the book. Maybe she wanted to call 1075 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,760 Speaker 1: me and she held out from calling because of this thing. 1076 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,400 Speaker 1: I mean reading the book. I have not contacted any 1077 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,160 Speaker 1: of my like any of the guys that I wish 1078 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,360 Speaker 1: were contacting me. I'm just like, have they reached out 1079 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,560 Speaker 1: to you know, And that makes me go, well, maybe 1080 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,240 Speaker 1: I need to remind them that it's like no, I don't, 1081 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:52,040 Speaker 1: and I honestly I can't if someone isn't, if their 1082 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,920 Speaker 1: thought isn't like, oh I'd like to talk to Nick 1083 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:58,440 Speaker 1: Glazer like, then I can't help you. I mean I 1084 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,760 Speaker 1: was talking about saying they say that like, you know, 1085 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:07,720 Speaker 1: like about that, well, NICKI feels like, you know, I 1086 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:11,600 Speaker 1: get and my d MS constantly I'm being told I'm 1087 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,280 Speaker 1: a dream woman, and guys would do anything to marry me. 1088 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,520 Speaker 1: I have like marriage proposals daily of guys that just 1089 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,640 Speaker 1: like the kinds of things that I would. I'm dying 1090 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,880 Speaker 1: for the men that I actually like to say to me, 1091 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,080 Speaker 1: these are all men I don't know. I could potentially 1092 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,360 Speaker 1: like them, but it's just a little and just saying 1093 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:31,520 Speaker 1: I know that I'm a catch, and it's just frustrating 1094 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,800 Speaker 1: when I'm not talking the third person. I don't laugh. 1095 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:40,640 Speaker 1: I know, catch, No, can we can? We we can't? Rewind, 1096 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:46,840 Speaker 1: I know I'm a catch, and it bothers me that, um, 1097 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,400 Speaker 1: these men who also know him a catch, and they're 1098 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,120 Speaker 1: gonna think about me the rest of their lives after 1099 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:55,440 Speaker 1: they married whatever boring woman you know isn't as honest 1100 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,200 Speaker 1: with her feelings, so she plays a little bit more 1101 00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,320 Speaker 1: hard to get and so I don't eventually get them. 1102 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,240 Speaker 1: I know they'll think about me down the line, because, 1103 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,680 Speaker 1: let me be honest, the guys that have been with, 1104 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,880 Speaker 1: who have married people that they chose over me, they've 1105 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,959 Speaker 1: told me that they think about me down the line, 1106 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,360 Speaker 1: So like I I know that. I think this is 1107 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,560 Speaker 1: the hard part though. If you are a catch, right 1108 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:20,560 Speaker 1: and they think in their mind you wouldn't want to 1109 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,560 Speaker 1: date them, and then you follow what if I tell 1110 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:27,160 Speaker 1: them so many times like that, but that's what I'm saying, then, yes, 1111 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,479 Speaker 1: obviously that's but I'm saying, if you play the bitch 1112 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,520 Speaker 1: role and you don't write out to them, they're gonna 1113 00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,400 Speaker 1: be like, oh, she Obviously it's better shipped to do 1114 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,040 Speaker 1: than fucking little old What do I do? Do I 1115 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,640 Speaker 1: tell them somewhere in the middle. Maybe, I mean, I've 1116 00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,840 Speaker 1: told these people like, I love hanging out with you, 1117 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,920 Speaker 1: and I'm down to hang out if you are, but 1118 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,360 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like I can only I'm just go like, hey, 1119 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:47,800 Speaker 1: if you ever want to hang out, hit me up 1120 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,560 Speaker 1: and if I'm free, and and these the guys that 1121 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:54,640 Speaker 1: are initially writing your catch No, no, that's what I'm saying. No, 1122 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,800 Speaker 1: I don't want guys who are sliding them my d 1123 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,360 Speaker 1: M saying I heard you on this podcast and I 1124 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,520 Speaker 1: feel like I know you, and I think are my 1125 01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,439 Speaker 1: our hands were made to interloge like all the things. Yes, 1126 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,760 Speaker 1: I mean I think, But I'm just saying, though, if 1127 01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,880 Speaker 1: you're telling a guy I love to hang out with you, 1128 01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,080 Speaker 1: and he's not telling you that you're a catch and 1129 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:15,280 Speaker 1: he's not being No. They tell me I'm a catch 1130 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,880 Speaker 1: when they're drunk, Well, then that's a whole nuns truth 1131 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,600 Speaker 1: comes out. You will only tell me or I'm a 1132 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:25,919 Speaker 1: catch when you're drunk. I'll catch you fish, I'll catch 1133 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:30,160 Speaker 1: a cold. I ain't catching Nikki Glazer and I'm getting old. 1134 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,800 Speaker 1: That's probably a good song. Is like being a catch 1135 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,000 Speaker 1: and like working with the words catch. Okay, cool, all right, 1136 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,760 Speaker 1: what do I care? Sweet dude? Oh why do you care? Nick? 1137 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:44,520 Speaker 1: Why do I care? Alright? Seth Rogan says Paul Rudd 1138 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,640 Speaker 1: one swapped places with his mssus about this kind of 1139 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,320 Speaker 1: uncomfortable by this. Yeah, it is a little I was 1140 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,200 Speaker 1: thinking the same thing, Okay, So he wrote this tweet once. 1141 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,920 Speaker 1: I was in the spy in a hotel in Vegas 1142 01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,840 Speaker 1: getting a massage. When I finished, I turned over into 1143 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,960 Speaker 1: my shock. Paul Red was massaging me. He saw me 1144 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,560 Speaker 1: go in and convinced the massus to let me let 1145 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,160 Speaker 1: him take over, thinking I'd noticed immediately. I didn't, and 1146 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,000 Speaker 1: Paul the entire I mean, Paul rod must be a 1147 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:17,240 Speaker 1: great massuche or Seth Rogan must have like I bet 1148 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,960 Speaker 1: I bet it's the last. Like I bet Seth Rogan 1149 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,600 Speaker 1: was just like, I bet he's like you was like, 1150 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:24,200 Speaker 1: I'll eat whatever sandwich they give me. Ye Like, He's 1151 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,080 Speaker 1: like fine with it, it could be better, but whatever. 1152 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,400 Speaker 1: I however, would be like this sucks and I want some. 1153 01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,760 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't like this, you're I would I 1154 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,040 Speaker 1: would stop the massage. I mean, Paul I didn't have 1155 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,200 Speaker 1: to jerk him off. That was weird. Yeah, I mean 1156 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,640 Speaker 1: that's the part that made me uncomfortable. No, I mean 1157 01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:43,800 Speaker 1: it would be insane. I mean, that's breaking so many laws. 1158 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:47,439 Speaker 1: But it's a hilarious bit. And how would you feel 1159 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,040 Speaker 1: if it was one of your girlfriends that did that? 1160 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,680 Speaker 1: Would you feel violated or would you know? No, I 1161 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,680 Speaker 1: would think it was funny. Yeah, if you're close friends, 1162 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,960 Speaker 1: it's it's hilarious. I mean I would just be annoyed 1163 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,280 Speaker 1: that I got a shitty massage though for so long, 1164 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,360 Speaker 1: and that what IF's great or what if your friends 1165 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:07,240 Speaker 1: great that? Then I don't think it's that hard. I've 1166 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,280 Speaker 1: gotten so many I give a hell of a massage. 1167 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,920 Speaker 1: If you put away over in my hands and you 1168 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,840 Speaker 1: went down face down, you couldn't tell the difference. I 1169 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,400 Speaker 1: really don't think I know, because I've had so many 1170 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:22,360 Speaker 1: shitty massages that like they really good massuses have given 1171 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,880 Speaker 1: me shitty massages before because it's very like, you know, 1172 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,280 Speaker 1: different basically, and I try to give them instruction and 1173 01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:32,400 Speaker 1: it just doesn't That's why I so often don't get massages. Um. Yeah, 1174 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,400 Speaker 1: I liked this, but I also felt like it was 1175 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:39,840 Speaker 1: a little bit like you just want to know who's 1176 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,040 Speaker 1: touching you, you know, you just want to know because 1177 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:46,280 Speaker 1: then the next time he gets he always has to 1178 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,280 Speaker 1: think it's Paul right in the room. Like every times 1179 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:54,200 Speaker 1: I did say to my sex partner, because we talk 1180 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:57,880 Speaker 1: about like, you know, bringing other people in, and I 1181 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,400 Speaker 1: really don't want to know anyone that gets brought in, 1182 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,600 Speaker 1: Like I don't want to I don't want to see them. 1183 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,840 Speaker 1: I don't want to get to know them. I don't 1184 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:10,360 Speaker 1: want any awkward before guy like another guy. Yeah, I 1185 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,880 Speaker 1: don't want any I don't want to like be like 1186 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:16,480 Speaker 1: here's Jim, He's gonna fuck you and like I've met, 1187 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,160 Speaker 1: you know, Like I just kind of I told him 1188 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,520 Speaker 1: like if I ever do something like that, which I'm 1189 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,960 Speaker 1: not ready for that, but you're just gonna have to 1190 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:28,960 Speaker 1: bring that person in when I'm like, yeah, I'm like, 1191 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,640 Speaker 1: you gotta get them tested, you gotta vet them. I 1192 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:38,600 Speaker 1: trust you, and I don't want them to be in 1193 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:42,440 Speaker 1: the room until I'm like dying for that, until I'm 1194 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:46,320 Speaker 1: okay with it and I'm blindfolded and I don't ever 1195 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,040 Speaker 1: have to see them. I don't have to talk to 1196 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,240 Speaker 1: them afterwards. I would run into them in the street 1197 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:52,000 Speaker 1: and I wouldn't even know it was them, Like, but 1198 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,000 Speaker 1: you have to make sure they're safe. But I don't 1199 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,959 Speaker 1: want to know them. Now. Is this guy into seeing 1200 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,240 Speaker 1: you get fun by another or touch by another man? Yeah, 1201 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,320 Speaker 1: he doesn't care. Okay, so he's into it just as 1202 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,120 Speaker 1: much as you are. Yeah, because he's been doing all 1203 01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,000 Speaker 1: the work, he's failing out the forms. Yeah, he just 1204 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,320 Speaker 1: wants to please me. That's what That's what a good 1205 01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,480 Speaker 1: partner's good sex partner does, like wants to do the 1206 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,840 Speaker 1: things that So you don't want to see these people, 1207 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,880 Speaker 1: You just want to be blindfolded. You don't even want 1208 01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:24,120 Speaker 1: to Paul Rudd, No, I don't want to see anything. 1209 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:26,760 Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I don't ever want to 1210 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:31,360 Speaker 1: know what they look like. No, so you're blindfolded, does 1211 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,720 Speaker 1: guy coming in? Why not just get blindfolded and have 1212 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,240 Speaker 1: this guy go yeah, Jim's coming in, and then then 1213 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,600 Speaker 1: that's fine, that's fine, but it's not It doesn't make 1214 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,360 Speaker 1: for as good of a story and it doesn't make 1215 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,960 Speaker 1: for us to go afterwards like what the fund did? 1216 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:50,000 Speaker 1: We just do like that kind of moment afterwards. But 1217 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,600 Speaker 1: I really that was always my hesitation was like with 1218 01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:55,400 Speaker 1: a threesome, I don't the awkwardness, but even if it 1219 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,400 Speaker 1: was with the girl, and or no matter what kind 1220 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,280 Speaker 1: of threesome, the awkwardness before you get started bringing a 1221 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,800 Speaker 1: third person in and being like we you know him 1222 01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,880 Speaker 1: and I have a great rapport, but then this other person, 1223 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,560 Speaker 1: I'm just like high and then you start like the 1224 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,200 Speaker 1: I don't want the four play the four play for 1225 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,680 Speaker 1: me before I'm really horned up and like ready to 1226 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:18,080 Speaker 1: do because when I get horned up, I will do wild, 1227 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:22,880 Speaker 1: wild things. But Nikki ten minutes before that moment would 1228 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,160 Speaker 1: not be okay with those things. So the last time 1229 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,960 Speaker 1: we were fooling around, I was in that kind of 1230 01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:31,160 Speaker 1: like moment, and I go, this is when you would 1231 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:34,200 Speaker 1: bring someone in because I didn't want this thirty seconds 1232 01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:36,480 Speaker 1: ago but now it's gonna be very tough to have 1233 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:41,480 Speaker 1: a guy on call. Yeah, well, figured if a guy's 1234 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:44,400 Speaker 1: horning enough and wants to like join a couple, and 1235 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,080 Speaker 1: you gotta give at least a little bit of a 1236 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:50,320 Speaker 1: heads up because this guy's got to drive in from 1237 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,000 Speaker 1: let do or whatever. I don't know the city here. 1238 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,880 Speaker 1: I don't care if he if it never gets a 1239 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,440 Speaker 1: point where that's going to be okay. And by the way, 1240 01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,800 Speaker 1: I always get to that point where it's okay, okay, 1241 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,840 Speaker 1: it's so okay. So the guy for some reason, I 1242 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,960 Speaker 1: don't Oh no, I'm not going to like go through 1243 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,440 Speaker 1: with it, just because he drove across town, Like I 1244 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,160 Speaker 1: don't care at all. By I guess I'll let him up. 1245 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,960 Speaker 1: You'll be here, Okay. Well, someone's gonna have to let 1246 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,160 Speaker 1: this guy. It's not happening any time soon. But I 1247 01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,200 Speaker 1: just I finally came up with is going to get 1248 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,720 Speaker 1: in the building. I am so unattracted to most people. 1249 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:23,959 Speaker 1: I just I know that if I saw his face 1250 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,240 Speaker 1: or I saw anything or hurt his voice, I would 1251 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,480 Speaker 1: just be like, so, what are you gonna imagine he 1252 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:31,640 Speaker 1: looks like under that blindfold? Doesn't matter, It's just like 1253 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,880 Speaker 1: being used by something like as like I'm being treated 1254 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:38,800 Speaker 1: like an object, the hottest man you've ever seen, and 1255 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,160 Speaker 1: you never get to see him because you're blindfolded. Well, 1256 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:44,560 Speaker 1: maybe we'll meet like serendipitously in another way, and and 1257 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,600 Speaker 1: he can't. I don't want him. I need to have 1258 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:48,800 Speaker 1: him vetted so that he doesn't talk about it to 1259 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,400 Speaker 1: people or you know, go you go to Whole Foods 1260 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:52,920 Speaker 1: and he's like, even though I talked about him, you 1261 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,720 Speaker 1: just see this rain guy with one tooth like remember, 1262 01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:00,200 Speaker 1: and you're like fun, like this guy would not you. 1263 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,640 Speaker 1: I talked to my partner and he said, anyone I 1264 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:08,880 Speaker 1: choose rules to never ever I talk to you about 1265 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,760 Speaker 1: it like it's gonna be. The King community is very 1266 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:16,360 Speaker 1: like protected. In another wink, please don't win get me 1267 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:20,400 Speaker 1: if you me when I'm blindfolded. All right, let's get 1268 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,440 Speaker 1: to Reddit, dumb. This is where I go through my 1269 01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:26,520 Speaker 1: Reddit saved things and show you what I've been looking 1270 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,480 Speaker 1: at late at night on Reddit when no one's sleeping 1271 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:31,880 Speaker 1: next to me in the dark. This is what I 1272 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,960 Speaker 1: would be looking at. Uh if I were you, and 1273 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,400 Speaker 1: what do you what do you look at when you're 1274 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:41,720 Speaker 1: laying next to brand and I watched about nineties golf videos. 1275 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,160 Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with golf right now. I meant a new 1276 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:47,480 Speaker 1: friend playing with Yeah, you found a guy that can 1277 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:51,880 Speaker 1: come bang me blindfolded. Honestly, I know you. You showed 1278 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,240 Speaker 1: me this guy yesterday. You were like, I found a 1279 01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:54,520 Speaker 1: guy for you, and I go, I think you found 1280 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:57,200 Speaker 1: a guy for yourself here, Like, he's handsome, he's got it. 1281 01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:59,960 Speaker 1: He's tall, he's six five, and I go, actually, say 1282 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,920 Speaker 1: four is my favorite height, and he goes, actually at 1283 01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,880 Speaker 1: six four, I just rounded up to make him sound better. 1284 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,040 Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, I mean the golf 1285 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,200 Speaker 1: a long way, if you know what I mean. Okay. 1286 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:14,120 Speaker 1: This uh, this is from the reddit. The subreddit to 1287 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,400 Speaker 1: me in real life, for me in real life. I 1288 01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:20,360 Speaker 1: don't know what that means. It's like a relatable posts 1289 01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:23,600 Speaker 1: that are too real. They're too real for me in 1290 01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:26,960 Speaker 1: real life, but they're the whatever. It's just a This 1291 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:30,679 Speaker 1: is a funny tweet from a girl called egg underscore Slut, 1292 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:34,559 Speaker 1: egg Slut. She said parents, parents be like, no, don't 1293 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:45,400 Speaker 1: kill yourself. You'll you'll embarrass us. Oh I liked this. 1294 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:50,800 Speaker 1: This is from shower thoughts um and it said the 1295 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,920 Speaker 1: subreddit shower thoughts, but they're just like interesting thoughts. That said, 1296 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:57,320 Speaker 1: the probability that your parents actually wanted you is the 1297 01:08:57,479 --> 01:09:00,920 Speaker 1: highest when you are an adopted kid. I liked that. 1298 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:05,880 Speaker 1: I liked that a lot. Take that people who think 1299 01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:12,960 Speaker 1: adoption makes it so you're not as their doorstep, all right, 1300 01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:17,200 Speaker 1: This one I wanted to share a while ago. I mean, 1301 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,639 Speaker 1: that's a good point. But then you were probably given 1302 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,240 Speaker 1: to a place that people don't just keep a baby 1303 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,560 Speaker 1: that shows up on the doorstep because or maybe they do. 1304 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:30,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. Shad O'Connor, Um, this was an entertainment, 1305 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,800 Speaker 1: which is when I followed shined O'Connor explains why she 1306 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,040 Speaker 1: ripped up the photo of the pope on S and 1307 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:40,000 Speaker 1: l Um. That wasn't the interesting part of this. The 1308 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,920 Speaker 1: interesting part was I could not believe this. Hold on 1309 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,839 Speaker 1: one second, let me find it. Um, this is wild 1310 01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:50,479 Speaker 1: because I was looking at shined O'Connor trying to see, like, 1311 01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,519 Speaker 1: you know, she got canceled for ripping up the picture 1312 01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:53,960 Speaker 1: of the pope, which she always knew she was going 1313 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,920 Speaker 1: to do it with her grandmother's photo of the pope. 1314 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,120 Speaker 1: She had planned that she was going to demolish it 1315 01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,800 Speaker 1: on TV at some point in her life. Um, I 1316 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,720 Speaker 1: think it's in this article. One second. This is this 1317 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,160 Speaker 1: is going to blow your minds because I had no idea. 1318 01:10:07,439 --> 01:10:09,960 Speaker 1: Let me just google it. So she had a bad 1319 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:16,880 Speaker 1: interaction with the late great Prince that you will not believe. 1320 01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:22,320 Speaker 1: Sand O'Connor, how I survived hellish night of Devil Prince 1321 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:25,880 Speaker 1: quote devil shed O'Connor was already a world famous singer 1322 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,120 Speaker 1: with the number one record Da Da Da da Um, 1323 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,760 Speaker 1: but that didn't stop a man she barely knew from 1324 01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,679 Speaker 1: threatening to beat the crap out of her in broad daylight, 1325 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,080 Speaker 1: chasing her around his car early one morning on an 1326 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,320 Speaker 1: l A freeway. This is the New York Post from 1327 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:44,439 Speaker 1: May of this year, making the situation even worse. The 1328 01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:48,680 Speaker 1: man in question was Prince Uh. Shed O'Connor tells the 1329 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,479 Speaker 1: story of how they got to this point, among many 1330 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,840 Speaker 1: other anecdotes from A Bizarre and Incredible Life and her 1331 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:58,040 Speaker 1: new memoir Rememberings. Okay, so Here's what happened. The book's 1332 01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,040 Speaker 1: most shocking tale is a night spent with mus a 1333 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:03,560 Speaker 1: cool icon Prince in nine months after she earned a 1334 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,160 Speaker 1: number one single for Nothing Compares to You. Which is 1335 01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:10,400 Speaker 1: a cover of a Prince song. The parrot only met 1336 01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:13,080 Speaker 1: once for a quiet for a few quiet moments, when 1337 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,080 Speaker 1: Prince called her out of the blue, asking if he 1338 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,280 Speaker 1: could send a car so they could hang out. A 1339 01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:20,799 Speaker 1: long black limousine arrived at nine pm. After a lengthy 1340 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:23,040 Speaker 1: drive with a driver who did not speak, they came 1341 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,559 Speaker 1: to a large, dimly lit house. She rang the bell 1342 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:28,040 Speaker 1: for several minutes, but there was no answer. She had 1343 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,040 Speaker 1: no idea where she was, and the driver had left. Finally, 1344 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,640 Speaker 1: the door creaked open and a man wordlessly motion for 1345 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,759 Speaker 1: her to enter, which she did through two enormous reception 1346 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:41,320 Speaker 1: rooms with illuminum aluminum foil covering the massive windows. What's 1347 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,840 Speaker 1: with that, she asked the dejected man, who responded with 1348 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:46,479 Speaker 1: only four words. He'd speak all night with the with 1349 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:49,160 Speaker 1: the four with the only four words he'd speak all night. 1350 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,600 Speaker 1: He don't like light. She was left alone in a 1351 01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:55,200 Speaker 1: kitchen with a small breakfast bar. After several minutes, she 1352 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:58,639 Speaker 1: started peeking in the cabinets when she sensed another presence. Soon, 1353 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,960 Speaker 1: there's a swoosh sound in a sweet smell from somewhere behind. 1354 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:06,280 Speaker 1: I turned around. Princes in the doorway. Old Fluffy cuffs. 1355 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:09,439 Speaker 1: Seems like he's wearing literally all the makeup ever applied 1356 01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:12,599 Speaker 1: to the face of boy George the Purple One asked 1357 01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,719 Speaker 1: if she wanted to drink, and she asked for anything 1358 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:17,120 Speaker 1: non alcoholic. He turns his back to reach up in 1359 01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:19,880 Speaker 1: the cupboard for a glass, Then, quick as a flash, 1360 01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:23,320 Speaker 1: he spins around, slams the glass down so hard in 1361 01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,080 Speaker 1: front of me that I don't know how his hand 1362 01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:28,519 Speaker 1: doesn't go through it, and says, get it yourself with this. 1363 01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:32,240 Speaker 1: O'Connor felt trapped as Prince's behavior triggered that of abusers 1364 01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:36,080 Speaker 1: from her past. She uh and it says in quotations 1365 01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,960 Speaker 1: or in parentheses. She infamously claimed that her mother had 1366 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,960 Speaker 1: a torture chamber. She said, I've seen this before, I 1367 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:43,479 Speaker 1: grew up with it. I knew it like the back 1368 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,800 Speaker 1: of my hand. I start mentally checking for exits without 1369 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,280 Speaker 1: taking my eyes off him. I realized, I don't know 1370 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,760 Speaker 1: where I am. I don't know how to find the door. 1371 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,679 Speaker 1: I don't know how to find a cab. I'm away 1372 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,559 Speaker 1: off up in some hills, very far from the highway. 1373 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,880 Speaker 1: Is all I know. Prince paced the breakfast bar, not 1374 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:59,360 Speaker 1: speaking for what felt like minutes, when finally he screamed 1375 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,479 Speaker 1: at her, I don't like the language you're using in 1376 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,840 Speaker 1: print interviews. You mean English, said O'Connor, Oh, I'm sorry 1377 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,040 Speaker 1: about that. The Irish was beaten out of us. Prince 1378 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,840 Speaker 1: responded that he meant her swearing, and O'Connor told him 1379 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,840 Speaker 1: she didn't work for him, and that if he didn't 1380 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:16,040 Speaker 1: like it, he could fun himself. This really pisses him off, 1381 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,920 Speaker 1: O'Connor writes, but he contains it in a silent seethe. 1382 01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,080 Speaker 1: They wind up sitting at a small table in a 1383 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:24,280 Speaker 1: room with almost no light, with Prince barking orders as 1384 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:28,120 Speaker 1: the dejected man who had shown her with Prince barking 1385 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,479 Speaker 1: orders at the dejected man who had shown her. Inside, 1386 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,639 Speaker 1: the man held a tray with two bowls of soup 1387 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,920 Speaker 1: and was carrying himself as if he's a battered child 1388 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,200 Speaker 1: about to get beaten again. Prince ordered him to serve 1389 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,000 Speaker 1: O'Connor soup. She said she wasn't hungry, but Prince insisted, 1390 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,280 Speaker 1: repeating repeatedly, ordering the man in a demeaning and humiliating 1391 01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:46,080 Speaker 1: manner to serve the soup. As O'Connor attempted to deplitely refuse, 1392 01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:49,840 Speaker 1: then Prince dropped a bombshell. Prince turns his little, vicious 1393 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,960 Speaker 1: face to mine and says, in a tone normal people 1394 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:55,519 Speaker 1: would use when discussing feces, this, by the way, is 1395 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,839 Speaker 1: my brother Dwayne. O'Connor writes. I'm stunned and I'm disgusted 1396 01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,200 Speaker 1: that he could treat his brother's badly. I expressed this 1397 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,759 Speaker 1: as poor Dwayne fades out of the room. Things get heated. 1398 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:07,200 Speaker 1: Prince then left the room and returned with two pillows, 1399 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:11,360 Speaker 1: asking O'Connor for a pillow fight. This are you guys even? 1400 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:15,240 Speaker 1: Is that the weirdest thing you've ever heard? She agreed, 1401 01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:17,600 Speaker 1: hoping it would change the visits. She agreed to the 1402 01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:19,960 Speaker 1: pillow fight, hoping it would change the visits tone, But 1403 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,920 Speaker 1: as soon as he hit her, she realized that he's 1404 01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,320 Speaker 1: got something in the pillow, stuffed down the end designed 1405 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:27,160 Speaker 1: to hurt. He ain't playing at all. By now, O'Connor 1406 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,880 Speaker 1: was terrified. When Prince tired, tired himself out, and went 1407 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,439 Speaker 1: back upstairs, she ran for the door. The limo driver 1408 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,360 Speaker 1: was there, but he was sleeping and O'Connor didn't want 1409 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,559 Speaker 1: to wake him. She tried quietly calling out for Dwyne, 1410 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:38,599 Speaker 1: but Prince emerged and ordered her back into the house. 1411 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,960 Speaker 1: She obeyed. After some time, he told her that she 1412 01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:42,720 Speaker 1: was permitted to open the door and asked her driver 1413 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,599 Speaker 1: to take her home. She informed him that she didn't 1414 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,360 Speaker 1: want to wake the driver, preferring to take a cab, 1415 01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:49,960 Speaker 1: and said another another temper tantrum ensues. How dare I 1416 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,040 Speaker 1: not do as he is telling me? She writes. She 1417 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:54,599 Speaker 1: tried to reason with Prince, expressing how unsafe she felt 1418 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,840 Speaker 1: at the moment moment Prince responded by lifting his face 1419 01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:59,040 Speaker 1: six inches from hers and staring into her eyes for 1420 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,240 Speaker 1: what what what out like EON's. O'Connor got a cold 1421 01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:04,040 Speaker 1: fear in my stomach, ran out the front door and 1422 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:06,839 Speaker 1: woke the driver while screaming for Dwayne. But Prince intercepted 1423 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,040 Speaker 1: this at once. He took O'Connor by the elbow and 1424 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:11,320 Speaker 1: structed Dwayne and the driver to leave. Prince then ordered 1425 01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:12,920 Speaker 1: her to wait while he found his car keys, but 1426 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,880 Speaker 1: O'Connor was not getting in the car with him under 1427 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:18,040 Speaker 1: any circumstances. She made a break for escaping into the 1428 01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:21,760 Speaker 1: darkened woods surrounding his house. He screamed after her, where 1429 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:24,320 Speaker 1: the funk have you gone. After about an hour, she 1430 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,479 Speaker 1: saw him drive away and began walking home. The sun 1431 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,720 Speaker 1: was rising. Once closer to the highway, she stuck out 1432 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:30,599 Speaker 1: her thumb, hoping to hit her ride home and also 1433 01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:32,360 Speaker 1: praying that Prince wouldn't be the one to pick her up. 1434 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:36,400 Speaker 1: But to her dismay, he was. He drives the final thought. 1435 01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,519 Speaker 1: He drives alongside, rolls down the passenger window and orders 1436 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,600 Speaker 1: me to get in. I tell I tell him to 1437 01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:43,960 Speaker 1: suck my dick or some such. He screeches the car 1438 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,599 Speaker 1: to a halt in the slow lane and gets out, 1439 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,920 Speaker 1: starts chasing me around the car, telling me he's going 1440 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,560 Speaker 1: to kick the ship out of me, as if I 1441 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,120 Speaker 1: hadn't spotted clue one at ten pm. This continued for 1442 01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:55,719 Speaker 1: several minutes until O'Connor realized they were surrounded by houses. 1443 01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:58,080 Speaker 1: She found an opportune moment, ran to one and rang 1444 01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,760 Speaker 1: the bell. After a minute, Prince got back in his car, 1445 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:03,720 Speaker 1: undered the situation, and drove off. She later told her 1446 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:07,679 Speaker 1: manager what had happened. He had formerly been Prince's manager, 1447 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:09,880 Speaker 1: and when he heard her story, he went berserk. He 1448 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,439 Speaker 1: wants to go around and shoot fluffy cuffs, as does 1449 01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:15,280 Speaker 1: another of her his friends, She writes, they say, I've 1450 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,200 Speaker 1: been a victim of an attack that was actually meant 1451 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:21,240 Speaker 1: to terrorize Steve. To her, her old manager, they say, 1452 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:24,479 Speaker 1: I've been um. It turns out Prince and Steve, her manager, 1453 01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,320 Speaker 1: were involved in a legal dispute at the time. O'Connor 1454 01:16:27,439 --> 01:16:29,479 Speaker 1: never learned the details. She didn't care, but she never 1455 01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:31,479 Speaker 1: forgot it. I never want to see that devil again, 1456 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,759 Speaker 1: she writes, of Prince. But I think of Dwayne fondly 1457 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,720 Speaker 1: quite often. I mean, why isn't anyone talking about this? 1458 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,519 Speaker 1: Do we just not believe shenat o conner because she's 1459 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,400 Speaker 1: the crazy girl who shaved her head and ripped up 1460 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:44,000 Speaker 1: a picture of the pope. I mean, I think you 1461 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,840 Speaker 1: say entered it, but I I just think Prince is 1462 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:50,799 Speaker 1: that famous, Like people don't care. You're not gonna fucking 1463 01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:56,639 Speaker 1: bring down print. I mean, I guess we can't verify 1464 01:16:56,720 --> 01:17:01,599 Speaker 1: it said biography, but I don't know based on fucking 1465 01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:06,599 Speaker 1: the Chappelle's sketch of Prince being so Prince is weird. Yes, 1466 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:11,920 Speaker 1: And I also think like the story is so specific 1467 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:19,320 Speaker 1: and unique, it's either obviously honest or crazy, just crazier. 1468 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,880 Speaker 1: If you wanted to lie, I don't know. I mean 1469 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,840 Speaker 1: that was pretty crazy what you just so. It was 1470 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:31,000 Speaker 1: too many specifics, the the breakfast bar, the brother. So 1471 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:33,840 Speaker 1: I was watching a YouTube clip the other day, final thought. 1472 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:36,960 Speaker 1: I was in a YouTube warm hole about how does 1473 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,479 Speaker 1: spot liars and how to? I mean, this is all 1474 01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:41,240 Speaker 1: from Reddit, and by the way I found that, this 1475 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:42,880 Speaker 1: is why I love read it. I found that story 1476 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,080 Speaker 1: because there was a post about her ripping up the 1477 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,960 Speaker 1: post picture of the pope, and then I go into 1478 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,960 Speaker 1: the comments and the comments. The comments on Reddit. It's 1479 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,599 Speaker 1: not like the comments anywhere else. If you guys are 1480 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:56,400 Speaker 1: like not aware of Reddit, the comments are up voted, 1481 01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:59,560 Speaker 1: so the most popular and like coolest or controversial. You 1482 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:01,960 Speaker 1: can by controversial, you can start by top it or 1483 01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:06,200 Speaker 1: most upvoarted. You're gonna get information that you wouldn't find elsewhere. 1484 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:09,000 Speaker 1: That will lead you down to these like places where 1485 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,519 Speaker 1: you just get more information that isn't on the surface 1486 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:14,240 Speaker 1: of everything. That's how I found that story. And I 1487 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,679 Speaker 1: mean that was in the New York Post made twenty 1488 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:20,400 Speaker 1: one of this year. And I guess her book didn't 1489 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,400 Speaker 1: get enough pressed because that is an insane story to 1490 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,840 Speaker 1: it right In the book, Seth Seth Rogan actually just 1491 01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,720 Speaker 1: put out a book and had some great stories in it. 1492 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,920 Speaker 1: What was the one we covered on here where um, 1493 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:32,280 Speaker 1: someone did something insane in an audition. He couldn't stop 1494 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:36,600 Speaker 1: laughing in audition. Oh, and he ran into Um he 1495 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:39,600 Speaker 1: ran into Eddie Griffin, the comedian and an elevator with 1496 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,840 Speaker 1: Jonah Hill in Vegas. This was another story that came 1497 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,800 Speaker 1: out from his book. And Eddie Griffin said, um, you 1498 01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,479 Speaker 1: know he they had just come out with that movie 1499 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:52,080 Speaker 1: about the monster movie. It was like where they all 1500 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:53,920 Speaker 1: played themselves. You know what I'm talking about? That like 1501 01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:58,160 Speaker 1: horror movie The End of the World. Yeah, there's something 1502 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:01,560 Speaker 1: like that. Eddie Griff and saw them an elevator, was like, 1503 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,439 Speaker 1: I love that movie. I'm trying to write a movie 1504 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:05,639 Speaker 1: like that, but I can't get anything made because Jews 1505 01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:07,800 Speaker 1: run Hollywood. And that's why you guys got it made. 1506 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:11,439 Speaker 1: Will you tell some of your Jews to like get 1507 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:15,080 Speaker 1: let them let black people make movies. And Jonah and 1508 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,800 Speaker 1: Seth were like horrified. At first they thought he was joking, 1509 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,720 Speaker 1: but then he was like, very seriously, please let your 1510 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:25,519 Speaker 1: Jews know. I mean, he ain't wrong. Um, I mean 1511 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,439 Speaker 1: what did he says? It was so it was, it 1512 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:32,679 Speaker 1: was I just I love a good Hold on one second, 1513 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,280 Speaker 1: I gotta get something for the final thought, because this 1514 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,360 Speaker 1: is all coming together and I can't wait to share 1515 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,640 Speaker 1: this with you. One second. Just hold please, because I 1516 01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:42,759 Speaker 1: love I love a celebrity memoir of someone I trust 1517 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,920 Speaker 1: who was going to tell the truth about celebrities, which 1518 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,439 Speaker 1: is what my book is going to be. It's going 1519 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,479 Speaker 1: to be It's not going to be like calling people 1520 01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:51,479 Speaker 1: out that I've never called out before. But I'm about 1521 01:19:51,479 --> 01:19:53,639 Speaker 1: to go get Kathy Griffin's book, which I stole from 1522 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:56,320 Speaker 1: my mom's bedside table because I know she has already 1523 01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,439 Speaker 1: read it and I wanted to have it laying around 1524 01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:03,920 Speaker 1: because hold on what it You know? What I thought 1525 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:07,240 Speaker 1: was crazy about that Noah is that he cared about 1526 01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:11,400 Speaker 1: her using curse words like it goes back to the vanity, 1527 01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:15,160 Speaker 1: Like he would hate tits out? Don't you think Prince? 1528 01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:20,040 Speaker 1: I think Prince would love tits out? No he hated 1529 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:25,559 Speaker 1: Shenando O'Connor, cursing in her quotes. He was a fucking 1530 01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:29,160 Speaker 1: he didn't like it. I'm gonna stay neutral between Prince 1531 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:32,000 Speaker 1: and Sad O'Connor because I don't know what's real and 1532 01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:37,360 Speaker 1: what's Stay neutral? Stay neutral. I also think that that 1533 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,680 Speaker 1: her copyists using her song he thought he had rights over, 1534 01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,720 Speaker 1: like he thought he had control over because she made 1535 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:50,120 Speaker 1: money off of his words. Poor Dwayne, how's he doing 1536 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,320 Speaker 1: out there? I bet? I bet Dayne's finally free and 1537 01:20:52,439 --> 01:20:56,439 Speaker 1: just yeah, he changed his name to the the AD symbol. 1538 01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:02,880 Speaker 1: Actually that's so funny. Um okay. So this is the 1539 01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,800 Speaker 1: book Kathy Griffin Celebrity Run In it's she has an 1540 01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:08,160 Speaker 1: a dizzy index of all the celebrities she's met and 1541 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,720 Speaker 1: all like the stories. This bitch has always been so 1542 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,920 Speaker 1: honest about celebrities. People don't even want her around because 1543 01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:15,600 Speaker 1: they know that if they misbehave around her, she's going 1544 01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:17,639 Speaker 1: to tell people in her specials or in her book. 1545 01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:20,559 Speaker 1: This book is so awesome to have around because it's 1546 01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,519 Speaker 1: just you pick it up, you open it, and you'll 1547 01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:25,280 Speaker 1: get a celebrity story because this pitch tells the truth. 1548 01:21:25,479 --> 01:21:28,000 Speaker 1: Kathy Griffin. I love her. I don't care what anyone 1549 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:31,040 Speaker 1: thinks about Kathy Griffin. You're wrong unless you love her, 1550 01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,080 Speaker 1: because this bitch tells the truth more than even I do. 1551 01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,000 Speaker 1: She's taught me a lot. So this is one that 1552 01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,640 Speaker 1: I just want to share and I'm not going to 1553 01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:41,720 Speaker 1: say anything around it, but you everyone just needs to 1554 01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:45,240 Speaker 1: hear this. Do you mind if I read this part 1555 01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:49,920 Speaker 1: of Okay, here we go? This is Kathy Griffin on 1556 01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:54,800 Speaker 1: Jon Hamm, who she classifies as actor nemesis. You'll never 1557 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,120 Speaker 1: convince me to like John Hamm. I'll admit he was 1558 01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:59,240 Speaker 1: great on mad Men and deserve that Emmy they finally 1559 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:02,360 Speaker 1: gave him, and it's season, but that's it. I get 1560 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,240 Speaker 1: that this makes me the loner pretty much in any 1561 01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:06,519 Speaker 1: group I've ever been in. When I start bitching about Hammy, 1562 01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:09,479 Speaker 1: people act as if I've just strangled Jesus. But I've 1563 01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:12,200 Speaker 1: known him since before Madman. You see, he's bros with 1564 01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:14,080 Speaker 1: some comedy guys I know. And I have to say, 1565 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,599 Speaker 1: the vibe I've gotten from him is cold, and somewhat 1566 01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:20,120 Speaker 1: I've always gotten from him is is cold and somewhat 1567 01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:24,040 Speaker 1: disrespectful toward me. I'm suggesting he's one of those hot 1568 01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:27,040 Speaker 1: guys who's mildly funny but actually thinks he's comedian level funny. 1569 01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:29,280 Speaker 1: You know the type. There's probably one in your office 1570 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:32,240 Speaker 1: or family. He just reeks of that. It's an entitled 1571 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:35,080 Speaker 1: air when Hammy wants to be funny, he's well not. 1572 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,640 Speaker 1: And again I'm not saying he hasn't been good in 1573 01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,680 Speaker 1: his comedy appearances on thirty Rock and so on, But 1574 01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:41,760 Speaker 1: in my experience, the harder he tries to be funny, 1575 01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,639 Speaker 1: the more he's not funny to me. Case in point, 1576 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:47,920 Speaker 1: a dinner at the legendary talent agent Sue Menger's house, 1577 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,160 Speaker 1: in which I was privileged to be invited. It was 1578 01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,360 Speaker 1: only eight people, and one of them was the great 1579 01:22:52,439 --> 01:22:56,479 Speaker 1: Jack Nicholson. So when Hammy showed up to inside, I thought, 1580 01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:58,920 Speaker 1: oh great. He even said to me, what are you 1581 01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:01,519 Speaker 1: doing here? I said, I earned my seat at this table? 1582 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:03,720 Speaker 1: What are you doing here? He was in hair and 1583 01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,240 Speaker 1: makeup because he had just come from the set of 1584 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,320 Speaker 1: mad Men, where he'd been directing the episode as well 1585 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:09,599 Speaker 1: as acting in it. And yes, I'll even admit he's 1586 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,280 Speaker 1: a little talented, but he proceeded to get very drunk 1587 01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:14,280 Speaker 1: during the coffee table portion, and then when it was 1588 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:17,040 Speaker 1: time for dinner, Sue had sat him next to me. 1589 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:19,479 Speaker 1: But at least Jack Nicholson was there and I could 1590 01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:21,280 Speaker 1: focus on, hopefully getting to know one of the great 1591 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:24,439 Speaker 1: actors of our time. Then Jack, who usually directs whatever 1592 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,479 Speaker 1: he says to seemingly the world at large, focused on 1593 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:29,439 Speaker 1: meat when he went off on a tangent about Rupert 1594 01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,680 Speaker 1: Murdoch almost getting a pie in the face during a 1595 01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:35,000 Speaker 1: parliamentary hearing in England. I was asking about why he 1596 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:37,720 Speaker 1: was so interested, and he started doing an imitation of 1597 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:40,360 Speaker 1: the right wing media mogul and I was in heaven 1598 01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:43,920 Speaker 1: and Hammy picks that moment when Jack is talking to 1599 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:47,479 Speaker 1: me to start whispering boozy yammer rings into my ear. 1600 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:51,040 Speaker 1: First it was you know your emmy isn't a real emmy. 1601 01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:54,360 Speaker 1: I let that one go, but then he whispered, you're 1602 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:59,000 Speaker 1: so old. I said out of the side of my mouth, 1603 01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:02,320 Speaker 1: not now, but he kept going, saying things like do 1604 01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:07,240 Speaker 1: you know how old you look? Finally I turned embarked 1605 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:10,640 Speaker 1: you can't. You can't keep up your outclass now, zip it. 1606 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:13,920 Speaker 1: Jack's talking. The impression I got from him was I'm 1607 01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,479 Speaker 1: not going to let her have that moment and I 1608 01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:18,280 Speaker 1: will never forgive him for stealing my moment with Jack 1609 01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,360 Speaker 1: from me. And look, I've been told I'm old and 1610 01:24:20,439 --> 01:24:22,040 Speaker 1: not funny by a lot of guys, a lot of 1611 01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:24,960 Speaker 1: hot guys too. But when I'm in an intimate conversation 1612 01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:28,280 Speaker 1: space with freaking Jack Nicholson, an opportunity I figure I 1613 01:24:28,479 --> 01:24:31,400 Speaker 1: never get again. That's the real reason I can't stand Hammy, 1614 01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:34,360 Speaker 1: the double whammy of cruel but not playful comments in 1615 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:37,919 Speaker 1: the horrible timing. Again, he's not a comedian, Folks, Hopefully 1616 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,639 Speaker 1: done with the drink, but it's probably still Don Drapery. 1617 01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:43,320 Speaker 1: I'll also admit that I get a perverse joy in 1618 01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:46,000 Speaker 1: making him a nemesis because it simply hasn't been done 1619 01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:48,519 Speaker 1: by anyone else. I've cornered the market on convincing the 1620 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,360 Speaker 1: jury that there is at least reasonable doubt regarding Mr 1621 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:57,800 Speaker 1: Hamm's character, and that is all I will say on that. Guys. 1622 01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:59,800 Speaker 1: We have such great shows coming up for you this 1623 01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:01,880 Speaker 1: week tomorrow. Marylynn Rice cub is going to be on 1624 01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:05,360 Speaker 1: the show as our special guest, uh, and we'll we'll 1625 01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:07,439 Speaker 1: just do more of what we've been doing today, which 1626 01:25:07,479 --> 01:25:09,400 Speaker 1: is really digging into things. I mean, I admitted some 1627 01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:11,719 Speaker 1: things on here. I wasn't planning on admitting any final 1628 01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:18,280 Speaker 1: thoughts on that story. Andrew, Yeah, you know, John Hamm, 1629 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:24,679 Speaker 1: He's talented. All right, We'll see you tomorrow, guys, don't 1630 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:25,240 Speaker 1: be good