WEBVTT - Episode 102: White On Rice 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.360 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.120 Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:27.840 have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.040 Anybody in a good mood around here? That's what I 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.280 want to know. Dylan should be Dylan and Picture de 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:41.000 Ray produces the podcast. Dyl had another awesome week, another 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:46.640 unbelievable week that he survived. Bad Larry, Welcome, nice, nice weekend. 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:50.480 I'm in a little slump here, Dan. 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:53.480 You are truly bad Larry. 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:56.760 Right now, right now, I have nothing to say. Well 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:00.840 you unbelieva. Every've got to make. It's alongside uh Shay 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:01.320 is here. 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.800 You're up, you know, fourteen units, but you feel like 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:10.119 a loser today. I haven't been this depressed since they 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:13.319 kicked me out of my second rehab. Wait, you were 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:15.600 depressed when they sent you out of there? Yeah? Because 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.480 I really needed help, Danny, and they just kicked me 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.840 out oh, why, Well, there were some situations happening with 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:26.520 other people in some box. Wasn't missing, no, no, I 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:28.800 wasn't getting along with a whole lot of counselors. So 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:30.039 I got asked to leave. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:30.840 Okay, no way. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.200 Yeah, it's weird, I know, shocker. They usually don't tell 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.800 you to leave rehab, especially when you need help. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.240 Yeah, especially when it's thirty grand a month too. They 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:39.959 like to keep you there. 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:42.600 I got a scholarship to my rehab. I'm not kidding. 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:44.520 I'm not kidding. The insurance wouldn't cover it. And I 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.360 was telling the story to the admissions lady and she 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:49.160 was like, holy shit, you're in a bad place. Brother. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:51.160 Let's see what we can see. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.000 Yeah, morally, I can't let you walk out exactly. 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:58.520 You're doing what I was on the phone smoking crack. Listen, lady, Okay, 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:04.040 let's recap the regular season final totals. Dylan was a 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:07.559 plus twenty, Shay was plus fourteen, bad Larry's plus three. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:12.800 With the playoffs starting, Dylan plus one, Shay minus one, 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.440 and Larrus minus eight. That minus one is the Cowboys, 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:17.920 You know that, right, Yeah, it is. That's one I 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.840 added live on the show. Yeah, fucking as yes, And 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.639 I thought you were going to stay away from it. Yeah, 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.720 I was gonna stay with it. Might be my fault 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.079 that they lost. How do you feel about Mike McCarthy 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.959 coming back with your cowboys? I mean, I was watching 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:38.160 the press conference today and I've entered the phase of depression. 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:41.680 I was angry, I was bewildered, I was in shock, 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:44.799 I was in denial, and now I'm just flat out 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:47.919 to press because they're running the entire thing back again. 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.600 And this is three years in a row of winning 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.440 more than ten games and losing in the playoffs, and 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.760 I can't understand. I mean, I know why Jerry did it, 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.880 because he's he's got a slow trigger finger when it 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:02.280 comes to coaches. The ginger proves that the only two 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.799 coaches he's fired with less than three years or Chang 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:08.160 Gaily and Dave Campo. Obviously you gotta fucking fire them. 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:12.120 But you don't hire them. You shouldn't, right, right, fair? 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.800 But I'm just I don't know how I'm supposed to 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.880 react next season when they win twelve games. What the 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.560 fuck am I supposed to do? The entire regular season 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.120 doesn't matter, none, this shit matters, None of it's real. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:27.320 None of it's real. You're right, You're right. It's like Disneyland. 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.000 It's not real. It's you know, it's a nice ride, 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.160 and then all of a sudden you show up at 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.960 disney World and then the ride doesn't work anymore exactly, 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.120 and they take all your fucking money, they take all 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:40.840 your fucking happiness, and they ruin your fucking life. This 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.400 is the Cowboys, not Disney World. I ain't never been 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:47.480 to Disney World any so, yeah, there's the Cowboys. 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.800 PSA, what if you consider just being a Texans fan. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.880 Oh, I've considered just going to sleep and not waking up. No, no, no, 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.320 we're not doing that, so prove that. By the way, 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.640 speaking of going to sleep and not waking up, Shay 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:04.000 is going to join us in Vegas, Danny. The problem 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.920 is I'll be awake the entire time. Okay, that's the fear. 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:10.760 Last week I said, hey, do you want to go 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:13.800 to Vegas? Now, you didn't at any point think you're 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:17.760 on scholarship. No, you realize you might have to pay 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.720 for airfare. I'm going to pay for I invite myself. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.480 You did. Essentially, I was like, wait, Vegas, and then 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.760 I felt Bad. Then I had to invite Bad Larry. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.360 So Larry had to check with his wife. And then 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.200 I get this text message, Hey, I can go to Vegas. 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:35.719 MB says it's MB is his wife. And I said, Ray, 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:38.000 would you reach out to Larry and tell him I'm 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:41.640 not paying for him to go to Vegas? So Larry, 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.040 I'll put you up in a hotel, not with Shay. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:47.520 You'd get your own hotel room. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.800 Dan, I understood all that, and I'm talking to both Casey, 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.200 my sister in law, and my wife. 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:58.000 What kind of why are you talking to your sister 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:58.479 in law? 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:02.120 She was, well, she was in the car with me 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.080 when we did the show when I said, no, no way, 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:07.080 I didn't want to. After I got off the phone, 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:08.560 she goes, why wouldn't you go to Vegas for the 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:10.000 Super Bowl? I was one of the lifetime things. You 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:13.080 should do it. So I dropped her off the airport, 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:15.680 came home, told my wife. She said, yeah, go to 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.479 the super Bowl. It's once in a lifetime thing. Go. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.760 Then I find out it's Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and we 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:25.640 come home and the Super Bowl Sunday, and my wife 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.760 and Kate just laughing me, you want to go to 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.919 Vegas for three days to drink and eat and corals, 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:33.080 and you're coming home before the super Bowl? 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.120 Are you out? You were getting tickets to the fucking 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:35.719 super Bowl. 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.520 I thought we were going to the super Bowl. Yeah. 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:43.599 I invited you to, say, Larry Ball, I invited you 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:46.240 to Vegas. I didn't invite you to the super Bowl. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.240 You're not going. 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:52.719 To game are going to the Games Show Friday. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:56.480 I will defend Larry here slightly, because like I've run 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.200 into this with people before where it's like, oh, we're 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:00.320 going to Arizona for the super Bowl and people are 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:02.640 like really, like you're going. 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.200 To the super Bowl, and like, yeah, we're going to 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:05.600 be there before the super Bowl. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:08.240 But those people don't have a jobby job Monday through 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.520 Friday that they have to show up for three hours 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.800 a day. No, they do at the super Bowl. Oh no, 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:14.640 that's what I mean. 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.200 Like, no, what I'm saying like out of context, it 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:18.160 sounds but I. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:21.640 Didn't invite Larry to the super Bowl. Invited him to Vegas. 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.039 Yeah, yes, Oh you. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.680 Better listen to that tape. It was like, La, you 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.159 want to go to the super Bowl? But then you know, damn, 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:30.360 I think about it. You always came home on Saturday. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.279 I've known. I was just you know, I'm driving up 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:35.560 the Parkway and I'm just thinking, wow, and un. 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:38.279 Last I'm handed out the super Bowl trophy. I didn't 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.560 stay because I have to do the show on Monday. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:41.039 Fair. 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:42.080 That was it. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.800 And you can't do that remotely, No, and. 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:47.839 Especially if you're not invited to do it, that'd be odd. 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:51.000 With not working for CBS and saying to jim Nance, 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.800 I got this Jimmy, Hello friends. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:54.200 Hello. 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:58.200 Well all right, so bet Larry, Wednesday Thursday Friday. That 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.600 way you can get there Wednesday Thursday, We'll do the 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.960 podcast and then you can stay around for Friday and 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.080 then go back Saturday. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.040 Damn, thanks for the offer. No, I'm not interested in 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:12.600 flying in Vegas for three days. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:14.760 Yes, Rad, I'm not going to foot ball. 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:18.920 Yeah, Larry, you know who would come. Sammy P would come, 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:22.520 whoa wow. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.760 The boy would definitely come. That's true. But then I 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.680 guarantee Angel when I stay. I'm Vegas for the super Bowl. 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.720 You know, just we just gambled there. 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:33.680 Well, you can stay if you want. 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:35.760 I didn't even you know, I didn't even mention it 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:38.920 to Johnny P's. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:42.480 We're talking about who fucking cares. 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.840 I just invited you, Larry, to come out, spend a 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:49.640 couple of days, have some fun, some laughs, and you 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.680 fancy yourself as a gambler, not good at picking games, 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.880 and you would be able to go out there and 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.240 play Texas hold them right. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:01.600 Yeah, thanks for thanks for the invite. I'm I'm out. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:03.840 The other thing is that I thought I fancy myself. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.920 I tore that Philadelphia Eagle game apart. I said over 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:11.840 Devonte Smith rushing receiving yards, and I. 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:14.800 Said, what does this have to do with going to Vegas? 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:18.120 Nobody said, Hey, tell us about the breakdown with the Eagles. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.320 I'm talking about my gamba. I bet over Jalen Hurts 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.240 rushing yards. It was like forty one and a half. 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:23.880 So I was a lock. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:25.880 Campa Bay is gonna be blisting them all the time. 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:27.240 He's gonna step up in the pocket a couple of 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.160 times and have fifteen yards a daylight. 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:33.480 He had one rushing Larry, Larry, you missed every one 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.120 of your bets on the NFL, except for the Chiefs 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:37.320 and the Dolphins. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.840 I won one bet. You won one bunch of player 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:43.679 props that were horrible also. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.560 No, but you didn't do the player promps on the show, 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:48.240 did you? No? 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:48.559 I did not? 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:52.000 Then do not bring it up? Fuck are we talking about? 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.320 Stop doing that? 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:56.319 There are my two big bets of the weekend, Dan 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.760 two player props one one and lost one And yeah, 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:00.000 I don't. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.720 I'm right, okay, it's sure what I'm betting right now. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:07.960 I'm not sure why you're talking right now. But Larry, 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:10.120 bad Larry. You know you can get a hold of 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:13.080 Ray and just say, Ray, add these to my list. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:16.240 You always tell me that you got a couple of them, right, 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:18.400 You're like the Floyd Mayweather this group. 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:20.680 Or tell me when you win. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:25.720 That shit hurts rushing for five yards in that game, you, Larry, 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:29.559 that's what's worse. Worst loss? Hey, say that's the worst 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:30.280 loss in Dallas? 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:32.760 Is all right? Okay? All right? That leads just to 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.199 this week. And I don't want to hear that, Oh 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.640 I did this after the fact. I did this. Uh 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.960 you know with my bookie, privately, we can't do that. 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.800 You've got to do it for the gambling podcast or 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:46.160 tell Ray later and then he could put it in. 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:53.560 I want a million dollars, but nobody knows, so Larry, 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.600 don't do that anymore. You're better than that. I mean, 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:57.560 it feels desperate. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:59.840 I'm not. I'm damn. I'm saying I lost the bet. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.960 How does Jalen Hurst rush for five yards in that game? 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.240 Five yards? He's got a broken finger. You can't throw 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.359 the ball? Ridiculous? 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:17.920 Okay, Right, you know that he can get a hold 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:19.480 of you to make these bets, right. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:21.800 Yeah, Larry, you can text me literally whenever you want. 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.480 And to go back on that, Jalen Hurts has a 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:27.680 bad knee, and Devin White and Levonte David can run, 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.400 So why do you think he's gonna get over forty. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:37.400 Mmmmm? Okay, we turn our attention to this week, and 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:40.400 since Dylan is the leader in the clubhouse, dominated during 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.080 the regular season, and is off to a decent start 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:44.000 here in the postseason. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:49.000 Dylan, alrighty, Dan, I got Ravens minus nine and a 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:50.439 half against the Texans. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:54.679 I like CJ. Stroud, but I think the rookie quarterback 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:56.439 has to crumble at some point. 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:56.880 Okay. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.480 Packers pus nine a half against the Niners. Hm hmm, 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.240 Lions minus six and a half against the Bucks. 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:08.200 I didn't know this, Green Bay, not that they're gonna 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:10.480 make this happen. But their one went away from tying 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:13.280 the record for most straight up underdog wins in a 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:14.880 single season. Fucking perfect. 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.480 That's actually very useful. Ray, I'll take a unit on 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:18.800 Packer's money line to. 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:23.720 Fucking nightmare. I'm a flashban Oh that's right. Packers made 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:27.360 the count underdogs. Yeah they did. 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:29.440 Yeah, it was glorious. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.440 My best plan of action is to pick up a 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:34.960 Benzo addiction so I can forget the last month of 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:35.360 my life. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.040 It might be a little late in the game for that. 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:41.360 I have faith in no, because we'll keep reminding you. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:44.920 You're gonna have to do that forever. Yeah. 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:49.880 Oh no, Okay, So you got Packers plus nine and 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.240 a half and the money line, yep. 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:56.000 Okay, Lions minus six and a half against the Bucks. Okay, 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:59.280 Bill's minus two and a half against the Chiefs. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:03.160 Yeah, I don't know about that. When I feel like 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.679 everyone everyone wants the Bills. 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:10.120 Are they rooting four or are they actually picking? I 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.360 think you can kind of be hoping the Bills beat 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:18.160 Kansas City. But is that the smart bet? They're on 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:20.640 the wrong show for asking for smart Yeah yeah. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.520 Wait, you just answered your own question. It's a dumb beat. 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.720 Yeah, okay, anything else they're doing. 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.600 Yeah, and I'm throwing a little prop here Ravens d 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:33.520 slash special teams anytime touchdown score plus four twenty five. 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:37.880 CJ throws a pick six, a pick six to cover 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.120 the spread for the Ravens. 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:41.200 Oh damn. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:45.480 Okay, and then I'm also parlaying the four games against 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:51.120 the spread two okay plus about twelve hundred and obviously 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:54.520 Dan Tennis, my guy Carlos al Karaz to win the 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.760 Australia ope and plus two fifty. I think Djokovic is 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:00.240 getting heckled the other day, so he's all rattled, m 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:01.720 even though he saw a favorite. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:06.160 Yeah, all right. That leads us to Shay in Irving. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:11.320 All right, come on, let's go give me some come on, 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:13.319 come on, come on. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:14.760 Going to Vegas. 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:16.720 Come on, what's going to be pure? 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:21.040 Yeah, well, the desert does for some purities, but that's 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:26.880 always stepped on anyway, niners. The best Payota ever had 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:28.800 was in New Mexico, for sure. 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:29.720 Which isn't that far. 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.720 No, it ain't that far. What did it do to It? 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:35.439 Made me see a different dimension, Danny, like you get 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.920 you get a button and you get rid of all 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.800 the needles and you mash it up in a mocha 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.760 heat day. Uh, and then you put it in a 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.240 glass of orange juice and you throw it down. Eight 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.959 hours later, you are a different man. I'm telling you, Wait, 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:50.240 how long does it stay with you? Like? Eight hours? Yeah, 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:53.440 it's yeah. The Navajos are allowed by law in New Mexico. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.960 The Navajoes are allowed to carry two buttons automatic time 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:59.320 because of their spiritual who gives a ship? But I 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.680 went to military school out there, and the Navajos could 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.560 get it like white on rice, Danny. It was everywhere. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:09.320 It was fantastic. Way better than LSD, way better. Did 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:13.960 you have a question, Dylan, Oh no, I agreeing. Have 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:14.840 you done Paoti? 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:16.040 I had a couple of times. 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:16.840 It's amazing. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:21.960 Well, I went to school out west, so oh yeah, yeah, 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:23.880 into the abyss from time. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:25.800 To time, Larry, have you ever done payoti? 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:28.240 No? Damn. 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:34.880 I think the closest you've done is PayPal? I think PayPal? Okay, 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:38.880 all right? Uh shay, you're up? Uh used in Texans 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.720 plus nine and a half, don't care, nothing is real 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:47.440 Ravens Texans over forty three, uh fighting Baker Mayfields. I 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:52.240 feel like an asshole, but I don't hate Baker Mayfield. Well, 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:54.320 I'm a Longhorn fan. I should hate him. Oh oh yeah, 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:59.320 horn horns down. The only other coach that gave a 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.720 shit about that that was Mac Brown. That's it. That's it, 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:06.440 like shut up and win that. It's so corny, like 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.800 shut up that they Texas is so powerful they had 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:12.480 to put that in these sportsmanship handb give me a 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:16.320 big twelve amendment. But to be fair, I will say, 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.920 to be fair, like if you're a Sooner and the 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:22.720 only thing that you recognize is horns, like, you're a 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.840 fucking loser, like you should go Boomer Sooner. That should 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:26.480 be your brand. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.360 Not But it's a flip. 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.440 It's the flip side of all the hook them people 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:32.640 like there, that's one. 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.240 Of that's not saying O you, that's saying go Texas. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:40.840 If no one ain't one, whoever are playing, no one ain't. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:44.120 Yeah, whoever you're playing exactly it's not specifically Boomer Sooner, 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:46.600 fuck you because I did horns up. But this is 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:51.840 Central Florida colony so corny in that in the handshake line, 0:15:52.640 --> 0:16:00.000 grow seventeen point favorites came back looker, what I guess 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:05.120 Vegas not hooker, Vegas hooker horns hook them El Cortez Hotel. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:10.720 What what else do you have here, Baker Mayfield plus yeah, yeah, 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:13.320 we got that all right. And then the bill's laying 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.600 two and a half. And then I got Christian McCaffrey 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:18.960 to win the Super Bowl MVP plus eight fifty because 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:22.960 I'm a dummy and I like it, okay, and I'm 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:27.520 not used to seeing this what this side of depression. Yeah. Oh, 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:29.160 by the way, you got to come over for dinner. 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.560 You got to tell the roommate that you're going to 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:33.760 take care of me in Vegas. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:37.200 Oh no, no, no, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there's a 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:37.840 contract on. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.000 Then you've got to help me out here. Way too 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.480 much pressure. No no, no, you can handle when you 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:46.520 die or we lose you. You're gonna lose you. No, 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.920 I'm gonna try to disappear and do the night as 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:50.720 soon as I hit the tarmac. Danny, good luck. Yeah, 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:53.200 you put it better, put a GPS beacon. All all 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:56.320 I know is just show up after the show on 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:59.280 Thursday so we can do this show. Yeah, I'll do that. 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.440 I can do that. That's it. Yeah, But I might. 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:03.760 I might be in a jail cell I might. Okay, 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.080 well they'll give you one call. Yeah, yeah, we'll do it. 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:09.200 Yes, Marvin Shay, are you concerned about people finding out 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:09.879 what you look like? 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:14.280 Correct? Yes, Okay, I'm not gonna be uh mingling about 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.800 with the fans, that's for damn sure. Okay, no way, 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:18.920 So you won't be close to the show. No, I'll 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:21.439 be listening, but I ain't gonna be like there, my 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:24.440 hair is gonna be shaved. It's gonna be wait, you're 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:27.600 gonna you're gonna have the tattoo be picked out, absolutely, Danny. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:30.480 Every time I go to Vegas and picked out, that 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:35.600 means bit decides. Yeah, let the people know. So that's 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:37.800 what I'm fearful of, because y'all do have pictures of 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:41.280 my tattoos, and if somebody wants to be inspector gadget, 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:44.159 they can point it out. I'll just lie. Nope. My 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:48.680 name is Mark what and the and the tattoo across 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.600 your my belly? Yeah? Is it says it says born 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:54.199 and bread, Born and bread. Yeah? Yeah. So if I 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:56.680 win a lot, I mean number seventeen is my number 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.960 on the roulette wheel, and if We hit that like 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:01.560 a Northern Danny. Some times the shirt comes. 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:02.360 Off, what about the back? 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:04.840 No, your shirts has not come off? Take my shirt 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:07.960 off in Caesar's Palace, absolutely and knocked. I knocked out, 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.879 I did. I knocked down a retiree from Book of 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.400 retne with with a tray full of chips. I knocked 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:15.680 her down because I was high stepping. We hit seventeen. 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:19.000 We hit seventeen for like seventy five dollars like it 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:21.400 was bananas. They asked me to leave right, They asked 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:23.720 for to be off the Brevinces, but I was shirtless. 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:25.640 It was amazing. 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:26.200 That's hot. 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:27.560 Come seventeen. 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:29.760 Come James Bond's number. 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:31.560 Baby is Jason Garrett's number two? 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:32.440 Shut up? What's the fuck? 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:34.639 Oh? 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:36.000 Now it makes sense. 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:40.080 Bad Larry. Here we go. The comeback starts right now. 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:45.600 Come on, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, you're. 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:47.560 Not going to make God I'm not on his visis ship. 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:53.680 You have one. You would not be around Shay anyway, 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:56.440 so you would still have fun. You would. I would 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:59.480 disappear so fast if I was coming room again, you 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:01.440 and your face cap would never make it a night 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:05.159 with me in Vegas. You'd have to bring your sister 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:09.520 in law too, and the second fanxes. 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:14.920 Okay, okay, two units each game, Okay minus the nine 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:18.080 and a half against the Texans, forty minus the nine 0:19:18.080 --> 0:19:21.119 and a half against the Packers Tampa Bay, plus the 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:24.000 six and a half against Detroit. And I think the 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:28.560 Buffalo bill spank the Chiefs. Everyone's on. 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:32.880 I know you and Battlaire and me. Oh, everybody's got 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:33.760