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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by

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Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I

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Speaker 1: have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Anybody in a good mood around here? That's what I

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Speaker 1: want to know. Dylan should be Dylan and Picture de

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Speaker 1: Ray produces the podcast. Dyl had another awesome week, another

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Speaker 1: unbelievable week that he survived. Bad Larry, Welcome, nice, nice weekend.

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Speaker 4: I'm in a little slump here, Dan.

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Speaker 1: You are truly bad Larry.

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Speaker 4: Right now, right now, I have nothing to say. Well

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Speaker 4: you unbelieva. Every've got to make. It's alongside uh Shay

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Speaker 1: You're up, you know, fourteen units, but you feel like

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Speaker 1: a loser today. I haven't been this depressed since they

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Speaker 1: kicked me out of my second rehab. Wait, you were

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Speaker 1: depressed when they sent you out of there? Yeah? Because

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Speaker 1: I really needed help, Danny, and they just kicked me

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Speaker 1: out oh, why, Well, there were some situations happening with

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Speaker 1: other people in some box. Wasn't missing, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't getting along with a whole lot of counselors. So

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Speaker 1: I got asked to leave.

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Speaker 3: Okay, no way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird, I know, shocker. They usually don't tell

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Speaker 1: you to leave rehab, especially when you need help.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when it's thirty grand a month too. They

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Speaker 3: like to keep you there.

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Speaker 1: I got a scholarship to my rehab. I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. The insurance wouldn't cover it. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, holy shit, you're in a bad place. Brother.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what we can see.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, morally, I can't let you walk out exactly.

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Speaker 1: You're doing what I was on the phone smoking crack. Listen, lady, Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's recap the regular season final totals. Dylan was a

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Speaker 1: plus twenty, Shay was plus fourteen, bad Larry's plus three.

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Speaker 1: With the playoffs starting, Dylan plus one, Shay minus one,

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Speaker 1: and Larrus minus eight. That minus one is the Cowboys,

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Speaker 1: You know that, right, Yeah, it is. That's one I

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Speaker 1: added live on the show. Yeah, fucking as yes, And

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to stay away from it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna stay with it. Might be my fault

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Speaker 1: that they lost. How do you feel about Mike McCarthy

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Speaker 1: coming back with your cowboys? I mean, I was watching

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Speaker 1: the press conference today and I've entered the phase of depression.

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Speaker 1: I was angry, I was bewildered, I was in shock,

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Speaker 1: I was in denial, and now I'm just flat out

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Speaker 1: to press because they're running the entire thing back again.

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Speaker 1: And this is three years in a row of winning

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Speaker 1: more than ten games and losing in the playoffs, and

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Speaker 1: I can't understand. I mean, I know why Jerry did it,

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Speaker 1: because he's he's got a slow trigger finger when it

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Speaker 1: comes to coaches. The ginger proves that the only two

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Speaker 1: Gaily and Dave Campo. Obviously you gotta fucking fire them.

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Speaker 1: But you don't hire them. You shouldn't, right, right, fair?

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Speaker 1: But I'm just I don't know how I'm supposed to

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Speaker 1: react next season when they win twelve games. What the

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Speaker 1: fuck am I supposed to do? The entire regular season

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter, none, this shit matters, None of it's real.

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Speaker 1: None of it's real. You're right, You're right. It's like Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: It's not real. It's you know, it's a nice ride,

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Speaker 1: and they take all your fucking money, they take all

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Speaker 1: is the Cowboys, not Disney World. I ain't never been

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Speaker 1: to Disney World any so, yeah, there's the Cowboys.

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Speaker 3: PSA, what if you consider just being a Texans fan.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I've considered just going to sleep and not waking up. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we're not doing that, so prove that. By the way,

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Speaker 1: speaking of going to sleep and not waking up, Shay

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Speaker 1: Last week I said, hey, do you want to go

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Speaker 1: for airfare. I'm going to pay for I invite myself.

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Speaker 1: You did. Essentially, I was like, wait, Vegas, and then

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Speaker 1: So Larry had to check with his wife. And then

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Speaker 1: MB says it's MB is his wife. And I said, Ray,

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Speaker 1: not paying for him to go to Vegas? So Larry,

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Speaker 1: I'll put you up in a hotel, not with Shay.

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Speaker 4: Dan, I understood all that, and I'm talking to both Casey,

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Speaker 1: What kind of why are you talking to your sister

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Speaker 4: She was, well, she was in the car with me

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Speaker 4: Then I find out it's Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and we

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Speaker 4: and you're coming home before the super Bowl?

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Speaker 1: Are you out? You were getting tickets to the fucking

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Speaker 4: I thought we were going to the super Bowl. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I invited you to, say, Larry Ball, I invited you

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Speaker 1: to Vegas. I didn't invite you to the super Bowl.

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Speaker 4: You're not going.

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Speaker 1: To game are going to the Games Show Friday.

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Speaker 5: I will defend Larry here slightly, because like I've run

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Speaker 3: To the super Bowl, and like, yeah, we're going to

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Speaker 1: But those people don't have a jobby job Monday through

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Speaker 1: that's what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Like, no, what I'm saying like out of context, it

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Speaker 1: Didn't invite Larry to the super Bowl. Invited him to Vegas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, Oh you.

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Speaker 4: Better listen to that tape. It was like, La, you

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Speaker 4: want to go to the super Bowl? But then you know, damn,

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Speaker 4: I think about it. You always came home on Saturday.

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Speaker 4: I've known. I was just you know, I'm driving up

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Speaker 1: Last I'm handed out the super Bowl trophy. I didn't

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Speaker 2: Fair.

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Speaker 1: That was it.

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Speaker 3: And you can't do that remotely, No, and.

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Speaker 1: Especially if you're not invited to do it, that'd be odd.

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Speaker 1: With not working for CBS and saying to jim Nance,

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Speaker 1: I got this Jimmy, Hello friends.

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Speaker 6: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Well all right, so bet Larry, Wednesday Thursday Friday. That

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Speaker 1: way you can get there Wednesday Thursday, We'll do the

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Speaker 1: then go back Saturday.

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Speaker 4: Damn, thanks for the offer. No, I'm not interested in

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Speaker 4: flying in Vegas for three days.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Rad, I'm not going to foot ball.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Larry, you know who would come. Sammy P would come,

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Speaker 4: The boy would definitely come. That's true. But then I

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Speaker 4: guarantee Angel when I stay. I'm Vegas for the super Bowl.

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Speaker 4: You know, just we just gambled there.

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Speaker 1: Well, you can stay if you want.

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Speaker 4: I didn't even you know, I didn't even mention it

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Speaker 3: We're talking about who fucking cares.

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Speaker 1: I just invited you, Larry, to come out, spend a

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Speaker 1: fancy yourself as a gambler, not good at picking games,

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Speaker 1: and you would be able to go out there and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for thanks for the invite. I'm I'm out.

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Speaker 4: The other thing is that I thought I fancy myself.

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Speaker 4: I tore that Philadelphia Eagle game apart. I said over

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Speaker 4: Devonte Smith rushing receiving yards, and I.

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Speaker 1: Said, what does this have to do with going to Vegas?

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Speaker 1: Nobody said, Hey, tell us about the breakdown with the Eagles.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about my gamba. I bet over Jalen Hurts

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Speaker 4: rushing yards. It was like forty one and a half.

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Speaker 1: So I was a lock.

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Speaker 4: Campa Bay is gonna be blisting them all the time.

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Speaker 4: He's gonna step up in the pocket a couple of

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Speaker 1: He had one rushing Larry, Larry, you missed every one

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Speaker 1: and the Dolphins.

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Speaker 4: I won one bet. You won one bunch of player

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Speaker 4: props that were horrible also.

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Speaker 1: No, but you didn't do the player promps on the show,

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Speaker 1: did you? No?

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Speaker 4: I did not?

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Speaker 1: Then do not bring it up? Fuck are we talking about?

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Speaker 1: Stop doing that?

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Speaker 4: There are my two big bets of the weekend, Dan

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Speaker 4: two player props one one and lost one And yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm right, okay, it's sure what I'm betting right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure why you're talking right now. But Larry,

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Speaker 1: bad Larry. You know you can get a hold of

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Speaker 1: Ray and just say, Ray, add these to my list.

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Speaker 1: You always tell me that you got a couple of them, right,

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Speaker 1: You're like the Floyd Mayweather this group.

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Speaker 2: Or tell me when you win.

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Speaker 4: That shit hurts rushing for five yards in that game, you, Larry,

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Speaker 4: that's what's worse. Worst loss? Hey, say that's the worst

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Speaker 1: Is all right? Okay? All right? That leads just to

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Speaker 1: this week. And I don't want to hear that, Oh

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Speaker 1: I did this after the fact. I did this. Uh

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Speaker 1: you know with my bookie, privately, we can't do that.

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Speaker 1: You've got to do it for the gambling podcast or

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Speaker 1: tell Ray later and then he could put it in.

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Speaker 1: I want a million dollars, but nobody knows, so Larry,

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Speaker 1: don't do that anymore. You're better than that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it feels desperate.

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Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm damn. I'm saying I lost the bet.

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Speaker 4: How does Jalen Hurst rush for five yards in that game?

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Speaker 4: Five yards? He's got a broken finger. You can't throw

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Speaker 4: the ball? Ridiculous?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Right, you know that he can get a hold

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Speaker 1: of you to make these bets, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Larry, you can text me literally whenever you want.

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Speaker 5: And to go back on that, Jalen Hurts has a

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Speaker 5: So why do you think he's gonna get over forty.

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Speaker 1: Mmmmm? Okay, we turn our attention to this week, and

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Speaker 1: since Dylan is the leader in the clubhouse, dominated during

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Speaker 5: Dylan, alrighty, Dan, I got Ravens minus nine and a

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Speaker 3: I like CJ. Stroud, but I think the rookie quarterback

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Speaker 5: Packers pus nine a half against the Niners. Hm hmm,

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Speaker 5: Lions minus six and a half against the Bucks.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know this, Green Bay, not that they're gonna

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Speaker 1: the record for most straight up underdog wins in a

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Speaker 3: That's actually very useful. Ray, I'll take a unit on

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Speaker 3: Packer's money line to.

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Speaker 1: Fucking nightmare. I'm a flashban Oh that's right. Packers made

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was glorious.

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Speaker 1: My best plan of action is to pick up a

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Speaker 3: It might be a little late in the game for that.

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Speaker 1: I have faith in no, because we'll keep reminding you.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have to do that forever. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Okay, So you got Packers plus nine and

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Speaker 5: Okay, Lions minus six and a half against the Bucks. Okay,

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Speaker 5: Bill's minus two and a half against the Chiefs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know about that. When I feel like

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Speaker 1: think you can kind of be hoping the Bills beat

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Speaker 1: the wrong show for asking for smart Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you just answered your own question. It's a dumb beat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, anything else they're doing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm throwing a little prop here Ravens d

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Speaker 5: slash special teams anytime touchdown score plus four twenty five.

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Speaker 5: CJ throws a pick six, a pick six to cover

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Speaker 5: the spread for the Ravens.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn.

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Speaker 5: Okay, and then I'm also parlaying the four games against

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Speaker 5: the spread two okay plus about twelve hundred and obviously

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Speaker 5: Dan Tennis, my guy Carlos al Karaz to win the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. That leads us to Shay in Irving.

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Speaker 1: All right, come on, let's go give me some come on,

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Speaker 1: come on, come on.

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Speaker 2: Going to Vegas.

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Speaker 6: Come on, what's going to be pure?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, the desert does for some purities, but that's

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Speaker 1: always stepped on anyway, niners. The best Payota ever had

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Speaker 3: Which isn't that far.

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Speaker 1: No, it ain't that far. What did it do to It?

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Speaker 1: Made me see a different dimension, Danny, like you get

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Speaker 1: you get a button and you get rid of all

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Speaker 1: the needles and you mash it up in a mocha

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Speaker 1: heat day. Uh, and then you put it in a

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Speaker 1: hours later, you are a different man. I'm telling you, Wait,

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Speaker 1: how long does it stay with you? Like? Eight hours? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's yeah. The Navajos are allowed by law in New Mexico.

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Speaker 1: The Navajoes are allowed to carry two buttons automatic time

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Speaker 1: because of their spiritual who gives a ship? But I

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Speaker 1: went to military school out there, and the Navajos could

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Speaker 1: get it like white on rice, Danny. It was everywhere.

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Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Way better than LSD, way better. Did

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Speaker 1: you have a question, Dylan, Oh no, I agreeing. Have

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Speaker 1: you done Paoti?

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Speaker 3: I had a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing.

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Speaker 5: Well, I went to school out west, so oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: into the abyss from time.

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Speaker 1: To time, Larry, have you ever done payoti?

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Speaker 4: No? Damn.

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Speaker 1: I think the closest you've done is PayPal? I think PayPal? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right? Uh shay, you're up? Uh used in Texans

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Speaker 1: plus nine and a half, don't care, nothing is real

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Speaker 1: Ravens Texans over forty three, uh fighting Baker Mayfields. I

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Speaker 1: feel like an asshole, but I don't hate Baker Mayfield. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm a Longhorn fan. I should hate him. Oh oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: horn horns down. The only other coach that gave a

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Speaker 1: shit about that that was Mac Brown. That's it. That's it,

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Speaker 1: like shut up and win that. It's so corny, like

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Speaker 1: shut up that they Texas is so powerful they had

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Speaker 1: to put that in these sportsmanship handb give me a

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Speaker 1: big twelve amendment. But to be fair, I will say,

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Speaker 1: to be fair, like if you're a Sooner and the

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Speaker 1: only thing that you recognize is horns, like, you're a

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Speaker 1: fucking loser, like you should go Boomer Sooner. That should

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Speaker 1: be your brand.

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Speaker 3: Not But it's a flip.

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Speaker 5: It's the flip side of all the hook them people

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Speaker 5: like there, that's one.

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Speaker 1: Of that's not saying O you, that's saying go Texas.

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Speaker 3: If no one ain't one, whoever are playing, no one ain't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, whoever you're playing exactly it's not specifically Boomer Sooner,

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Speaker 1: fuck you because I did horns up. But this is

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Speaker 1: Central Florida colony so corny in that in the handshake line,

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Speaker 1: grow seventeen point favorites came back looker, what I guess

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Speaker 1: Vegas not hooker, Vegas hooker horns hook them El Cortez Hotel.

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Speaker 1: What what else do you have here, Baker Mayfield plus yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got that all right. And then the bill's laying

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Speaker 1: two and a half. And then I got Christian McCaffrey

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Speaker 1: to win the Super Bowl MVP plus eight fifty because

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Speaker 1: I'm a dummy and I like it, okay, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not used to seeing this what this side of depression. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 1: by the way, you got to come over for dinner.

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Speaker 1: You got to tell the roommate that you're going to

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Speaker 1: take care of me in Vegas.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there's a

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Speaker 7: contract on.

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Speaker 1: Then you've got to help me out here. Way too

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Speaker 1: much pressure. No no, no, you can handle when you

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Speaker 1: die or we lose you. You're gonna lose you. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to disappear and do the night as

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Speaker 1: soon as I hit the tarmac. Danny, good luck. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you put it better, put a GPS beacon. All all

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Speaker 1: I know is just show up after the show on

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Speaker 1: Thursday so we can do this show. Yeah, I'll do that.

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Speaker 1: I can do that. That's it. Yeah, But I might.

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Speaker 1: I might be in a jail cell I might. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well they'll give you one call. Yeah, yeah, we'll do it.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Marvin Shay, are you concerned about people finding out

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Speaker 7: what you look like?

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Speaker 1: Correct? Yes, Okay, I'm not gonna be uh mingling about

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Speaker 1: with the fans, that's for damn sure. Okay, no way,

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Speaker 1: So you won't be close to the show. No, I'll

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Speaker 1: be listening, but I ain't gonna be like there, my

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Speaker 1: hair is gonna be shaved. It's gonna be wait, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna have the tattoo be picked out, absolutely, Danny.

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Speaker 1: Every time I go to Vegas and picked out, that

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Speaker 1: means bit decides. Yeah, let the people know. So that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm fearful of, because y'all do have pictures of

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Speaker 1: they can point it out. I'll just lie. Nope. My

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Speaker 1: name is Mark what and the and the tattoo across

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Speaker 1: your my belly? Yeah? Is it says it says born

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Speaker 1: and bread, Born and bread. Yeah? Yeah. So if I

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Speaker 1: win a lot, I mean number seventeen is my number

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Speaker 1: on the roulette wheel, and if We hit that like

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Speaker 1: a Northern Danny. Some times the shirt comes.

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Speaker 3: Off, what about the back?

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Speaker 1: No, your shirts has not come off? Take my shirt

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Speaker 1: off in Caesar's Palace, absolutely and knocked. I knocked out,

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Speaker 1: I did. I knocked down a retiree from Book of

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Speaker 1: retne with with a tray full of chips. I knocked

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Speaker 1: her down because I was high stepping. We hit seventeen.

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Speaker 1: We hit seventeen for like seventy five dollars like it

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Speaker 1: was bananas. They asked me to leave right, They asked

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Speaker 1: for to be off the Brevinces, but I was shirtless.

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Speaker 1: It was amazing.

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Speaker 6: That's hot.

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Speaker 2: Come seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Come James Bond's number.

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Speaker 6: Baby is Jason Garrett's number two?

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Speaker 1: Shut up? What's the fuck?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Now it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Bad Larry. Here we go. The comeback starts right now.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, you're.

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Speaker 4: Not going to make God I'm not on his visis ship.

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Speaker 1: You have one. You would not be around Shay anyway,

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Speaker 1: so you would still have fun. You would. I would

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Speaker 1: disappear so fast if I was coming room again, you

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Speaker 1: and your face cap would never make it a night

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Speaker 1: with me in Vegas. You'd have to bring your sister

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Speaker 1: in law too, and the second fanxes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, two units each game, Okay minus the nine

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Speaker 4: and a half against the Texans, forty minus the nine

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Speaker 4: and a half against the Packers Tampa Bay, plus the

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Speaker 4: six and a half against Detroit. And I think the

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Speaker 4: Buffalo bill spank the Chiefs. Everyone's on.

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Speaker 1: I know you and Battlaire and me. Oh, everybody's got

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Speaker 1: the same bend.

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Speaker 4: The thing?

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Speaker 3: Any anything else?

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Speaker 1: Anything else?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I have. Then I have two one unit overs

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Speaker 4: over Texas, the forty three in Texas and over the

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Speaker 4: lines at forty eight and a half. I think that's

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Speaker 4: the correct thing.

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Speaker 1: It is for forty eight and a half. Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: Does any if anybody want to bet on head coaching odds?

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Speaker 1: Just nobody did this. I got Harbaugh is the big

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Speaker 1: fing favorite with the Chargers, followed by Pete Carroll and

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Speaker 1: Ben Johnson. Panthers Kellen Moore is the leading candidate for

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Speaker 1: such a maniac he might actually do that shit Seahawks

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Speaker 1: Dan Quinn, and then it's Ben Ben Johnson's going to

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Speaker 1: get a job the Falcons, Belichick, and then it's Ben Johnson.

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Speaker 1: Ben Johnson is the second or third choice for every

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Speaker 1: one of these Johns. How is slowk not the second

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Speaker 1: choice for everyone in his job? He's the third choice

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Speaker 1: for the Commanders, He's the Texans OC. Ben Johnson is

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Speaker 1: the Detroit o C. But those are the odds. Belichick

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Speaker 1: is the slight favorite with the Falcons over Ben Johnson,

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Speaker 1: so those are the head coaching.

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Speaker 3: It's interesting that Rabel is not favored for anything.

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Speaker 1: He's only he's only up for one job here, and

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Speaker 1: that's the Seahawks, and he's the third favorite there. I

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Speaker 1: would have taken heartbeat with Oh my god, in a heartbeat.

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Speaker 3: He's such a Cowboys coach too, Rabel.

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Speaker 1: Would you have taken Belichick? No? I would not have

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Speaker 1: wanted Belichick too old. I don't want these seventy year

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Speaker 1: old fucking coaches trying to I know. I'm good. No.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Now, today on the show, you mentioned about Mike

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Speaker 7: McCarthy's look. Yeah, Now, is it just him being overweight?

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Speaker 7: Is that would get you?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 6: He just looks like I think people.

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Speaker 1: I think people hold his appearance against it. I do absolutely. Now,

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Speaker 1: his eyes are too close and his teeth are fucked.

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Speaker 3: Jon a really far apart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's a billionaire. There you go. That's it.

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Speaker 1: That's that's facts, that's science. I think if I think

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Speaker 1: if you're a zempic proof and you try and tell

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Speaker 1: a team to be disciplined and not have any pre

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Speaker 1: snap penalties, they don't listen to you. They say, well,

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Speaker 1: you want me to stop jumping over the fucking line

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Speaker 1: before the snap, but you can't stop jumping over the

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Speaker 1: buffet line. You don't know that? Yeah? Yeah? Why is

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Speaker 1: hers teams the most undisciplined teams in football. Go back

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Speaker 1: to Green Bay. The pre snap penalties and the clock

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Speaker 1: management has been.

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Speaker 3: A problem forever. Why he needs a mustache.

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Speaker 1: No, he needs he needs a surgery on his stomach

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Speaker 1: to shrink it. You do that too, So he if

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Speaker 1: he was thin all of a sudden, you would think

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Speaker 1: he would be a better coach. I feel better about it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: if he had disciplined with putting down food like I'm

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Speaker 1: not a cover girl, don't get me wrong, but I'm

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Speaker 1: also not an NFL head coach. So and Derka, if

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Speaker 1: you were, you would look different. I would be in

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Speaker 1: the weight room NonStop, on testosterone and back on steroids.

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Speaker 1: They're not testing coaches exactly. I'm Dan Campbell. I'm throwing

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Speaker 1: up for it. If we don't know if Campbell okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: we don't know okay, and we don't know that that's

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Speaker 1: all natural. He's a fifty five year old man that

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Speaker 1: cold bench US four fifty, y'all?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Uh So Shayan Irving podcast, shit got dark last night, Danny,

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Speaker 1: we did it got real dark. Yeah, see that, you're

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Speaker 1: not really enticing me to want to come over to

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Speaker 1: your house, Like I don't. The roommate demands it, so

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Speaker 1: you got to show up. She's gonna cook good food,

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Speaker 1: but you know it'll be a sadday.

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Speaker 3: What if I sign off on it?

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Speaker 2: He's not gonna trust you.

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Speaker 1: You know. She looks into the show for like a

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Speaker 1: month straight and was like, you're an asshole? What's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? And I was like, please stop listening. But

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Speaker 1: then her friends would listen and be like, did she

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Speaker 1: really do that? What's wrong with shy?

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Speaker 7: Yes, Marvin, my wife is really concerned about Dylan in

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Speaker 7: Las Vegas because she knows Dylan and she loves Dylan

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Speaker 7: more than I do. And she's like, so Dylan's gonna

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Speaker 7: be in Las Vegas. I was like, yes, She's like

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Speaker 7: is he gonna be okay.

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Speaker 1: Well he's got to be working in Las Vegas. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's got to he's got a job to do. What

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Speaker 1: time do they have to show up for the show.

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Speaker 1: They probably have to be in there five five o'clock

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Speaker 1: am at the later.

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Speaker 6: No, no, not them, They got to be there for thirty us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The talent, the talent, your talent ed, I'm the talent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, five.

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Speaker 3: Hey, we did the show and now I which is same?

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Speaker 3: Actually maybe even in there early in Arizona, Arizona, Arizona.

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Speaker 1: No, the same time.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm good. I was actually the first one downstairs.

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Speaker 6: A lot of the times could go back to your.

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Speaker 1: You didn't go to sleep at all. Yeah, everybody has to.

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Speaker 1: You can have your fun, but when it's game time,

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Speaker 1: it's game time.

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Speaker 3: I may not look like it, but I am a professional.

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Speaker 1: Will you go downtown with me? Danny NodD No, because

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Speaker 1: then people are gonna know that you're shan IRV.

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Speaker 2: That's why.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, it'll be like Dan's being kidnapped

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Speaker 5: by some guys.

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Speaker 1: Wear a beanie. I'll wear a beanie. We go to

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Speaker 1: the Elk Cortes, No roll some three dollars craps. No, yeap,

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Speaker 1: meet some sweet girls by the one dollar slot machines.

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Speaker 1: Just talk to them. That's all. Those are slot machines. Okay, okay, and.

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Speaker 3: Those are probably a dollar too.

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Speaker 1: You know what about we close up shop for this week.

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Speaker 1: That is that's that's it.

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Speaker 3: What Ray got one more thing, huge college football news.

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Speaker 1: This is big dog go.

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Speaker 3: Pavilla just committed to Vanderbilt lives on.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean not? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Vandy's not really sec they're not They're curing cancer and

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Speaker 1: baseball game they should exactly.

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Speaker 3: They should play an IVY League games.

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Speaker 1: All right, We're going to close up shop here. I

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Speaker 1: hope everybody has a prosperous weekend and we'll talk to

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Speaker 1: you next week. Dan Patrick takes a gamo

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Speaker 2: Hm m hm