Speaker 1: Oh shit, Oh shit, Trevor Wallace, Hey, dude, should I
Speaker 1: do that too?
Speaker 2: You could do whatever you want here. There are no rules.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a few rules. Okay, cool, but I
Speaker 2: don't know them. So you don't know the rules. I
Speaker 2: don't know the rules. So if we like, I probably
Speaker 2: shouldn't say publicly that I don't know the rules because
Speaker 2: typically if you break a rule, you can kind of
Speaker 2: get away with it if you say that you didn't
Speaker 2: know it was a rule, But I've lost your privilege,
Speaker 2: that's true.
Speaker 1: Like you ever blowed through red light? You're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know that's what red meant. I thought red was
Speaker 1: like seductive, Like the light was like come here.
Speaker 2: It was calling. I feel like the red light is
Speaker 2: a little bit more calling.
Speaker 1: If you said that to a cop, he'd be like,
Speaker 1: are you on mall?
Speaker 2: Even?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the red light means come here. Green is
Speaker 1: like green's awesome in biting. That's us, Yeah, we are green.
Speaker 2: How does it feel to be a gecko?
Speaker 1: I like it, you know, I feel gecko's are one
Speaker 1: of my favorite animals.
Speaker 2: Are you just saying that or no? No, no.
Speaker 1: I was just in Hawaii a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and every time I see a gecko, you know that
Speaker 1: mean where it's like you can't dry pass horses, not
Speaker 1: say horses.
Speaker 2: I was that with geko. But oh, get I have
Speaker 2: never heard that. You never seen that meme.
Speaker 1: There's like some meme it's just like you'll never pass
Speaker 1: horses on a road trip and not say, oh, horses.
Speaker 2: Is that true for you? I mean yeah, yeah. What's
Speaker 2: been the most persistent thought on your mind lately? Trail trees?
Speaker 2: You said that instantly.
Speaker 1: Trees, Yeah, just a good tree, dude. I feel like
Speaker 1: trees are just underrated, you know, because we're just like,
Speaker 1: think about California. There's so many palm trees everywhere, and
Speaker 1: you just like neglect the fact there's a palm tree
Speaker 1: on your street, just just stunting in front of your
Speaker 1: apartment complex, just like trees.
Speaker 2: Trees. Tell me again about trees.
Speaker 1: I just feel like trees are just underappreciated. They give
Speaker 1: off oxygen and nobody's like you never woke up and
Speaker 1: just like shout out to trees. Everyone's like, oh, shout
Speaker 1: out to the sun, mother nature. It's like yeah, but trees.
Speaker 2: So you think people aren't grateful enough for trees? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are you grateful for? Trees on the day to
Speaker 2: day life.
Speaker 1: Trees on a day to day life.
Speaker 2: My cat. You have a cat.
Speaker 1: You have a cat. His name is Pluto. He's a
Speaker 1: little orange cat. He brings me a lot of because
Speaker 1: he's like a little dog. He's got the energy.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: He's always by my side, Like when I opened my
Speaker 1: door in the morning, he's just there.
Speaker 2: He's excited to see me.
Speaker 1: Because there's a lot of people in life who aren't
Speaker 1: excited to see you. But your cat's never He's never
Speaker 1: taken a day off.
Speaker 2: Can I say you are? I mean, I'm only judging
Speaker 2: off of the information that you've presented.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a lot more wholesome of a guy, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm a great guy, and I feel like everybody because
Speaker 1: when you put out like frat guy videos, people just
Speaker 1: think this stereotype that I'm just gonna walk in ripping
Speaker 1: a jewel, just slamming the Costco hot dog. I feel
Speaker 1: like I was raised right shot at my parents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm just a pretty wholesome dude.
Speaker 2: Interesting. Do you feel like people have a misconception of you?
Speaker 1: M some I think people probably just think I'm just
Speaker 1: more amplified. They might just think I'm like Trevor Wallace
Speaker 1: with an exclamation point, Like they might just think.
Speaker 2: Walls white clock guard, frat guard. Who are you when
Speaker 2: just no one's around?
Speaker 1: Uh, Trevor Walls with like a comma after it. It's
Speaker 1: like Trevor Walls, but he's chilling.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: I feel like you have to enter into that hill
Speaker 2: zone to really like that's when you're labbing out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the crazy.
Speaker 1: Energy load, you know, like a little tesla in there,
Speaker 1: charge it up.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to be the guy who's like,
Speaker 1: I'm so quirky, I'm so introverted, but like I like
Speaker 1: being alone.
Speaker 2: Really, are you an introverted guy? I do like being alone?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like when you're on nobody else's time,
Speaker 1: it's the best time.
Speaker 2: And to you go out alone to like do Like,
Speaker 2: have you ever been to a museum alone?
Speaker 1: Movie?
Speaker 2: Alone? I have, but not recently. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean I really don't have too much spare time
Speaker 1: in my life. That's something I want to work on.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, find more hobbies. What would you
Speaker 1: do if you had more time?
Speaker 2: Five? More time?
Speaker 1: I'll probably try something like a kitesurfing.
Speaker 2: What is kite surfing? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Somebody's just telling me about it last night and it
Speaker 1: was so intriguing and he was so happy about it.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's the answer. He's like, there's no phone.
Speaker 1: It's just you and nature. It's like a surfboard with
Speaker 1: a giant like kites sail and the wind just takes you.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just want to try something new because I feel
Speaker 1: like people with a hobby, you know, that's our outlet, right.
Speaker 2: I used to paintball a lot. I still like to
Speaker 2: used to paintball a lot. Did you get doing that?
Speaker 2: Like welts and.
Speaker 1: Yoh yeah that be in eighth grade and not tell
Speaker 1: girls is a hickey?
Speaker 2: That's that probably got you cool points, didn't it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Never, internally it did. Okay, you want more hobby? You
Speaker 2: you feel like you are?
Speaker 3: Are?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 2: You feel like you're doing too much?
Speaker 1: I feel like I just focus so much on work
Speaker 1: right now. But I'm like, like, if you were to
Speaker 1: asked me, like, if you had a full day off,
Speaker 1: what would you do for fun?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably just chill really, but that's a problem. It's like,
Speaker 2: why can't I be like chilling while you're working or that,
Speaker 2: or hang.
Speaker 1: With friends or do something or sometimes I like to
Speaker 1: just go drink in the day. You know that, because
Speaker 1: to me, that that feeling of just like a Saturday
Speaker 1: off and you're just like drunk at a bar. You
Speaker 1: just feel like you've kind of like you're using your
Speaker 1: cheat code points.
Speaker 2: You're using your cheat code points.
Speaker 1: You know, like you're like society is telling you that
Speaker 1: you should be out being productive on a Saturday, but
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm just drunk under the sunlight.
Speaker 2: Right, But you Okay, but you spent Sunday through Friday
Speaker 2: being productive, true, and so you kind of earned the sunlight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd say so there's something about drinking in the day.
Speaker 1: We feel better than everyone.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've ever seen somebody in like a tuxedo or
Speaker 1: a suit and you're drunk and you're like, ah, do
Speaker 1: do you drink a lot?
Speaker 3: Of you?
Speaker 2: I don't drink a lot? What are your vices? Do
Speaker 2: you have any?
Speaker 1: It sounds so lame, but I just love working. I
Speaker 1: just love putting out as much content as I can.
Speaker 1: I love just trying to best myself. I drink a
Speaker 1: lot of coffee. I think coffee is like like I'm
Speaker 1: like a that's your vice. Yeah, I guess I'm like
Speaker 1: a coffee snob.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I love a good like I make my own coffee
Speaker 1: with like a like a pour over every day, like
Speaker 1: I don't do the machine.
Speaker 2: Shit. Do you feel like you're like close to self actualize?
Speaker 2: You seem like you have a good balance of life.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 1: I think I'm pretty pretty self actualized. Is that the
Speaker 1: word used?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so? What are like the tough what
Speaker 2: like needs to be massaged out for you to really
Speaker 2: really get there?
Speaker 1: I think caring about others more? Okay, I think I
Speaker 1: think I'm just so like gung ho on just being
Speaker 1: like this, let's make the career career career. But I
Speaker 1: feel like, you know that, like there's probably some white
Speaker 1: people I haven't reached out to, you know, like the
Speaker 1: girl I went to prom with years back.
Speaker 2: But do you do you like the people but the
Speaker 2: people you really care about, like you don't really care
Speaker 2: about the problem.
Speaker 1: No, I still miss her prom great white buffalo she
Speaker 1: got away. She was an early contender for Love of
Speaker 1: My Life.
Speaker 2: Oh really? Yeah, what do you look for when you
Speaker 2: are looking for love? What's what is it about a
Speaker 2: person that you find beautiful?
Speaker 1: A good laugh, good laugh, A good laugh, a good
Speaker 1: laugh says a lot about somebody.
Speaker 2: What do you think about this? I've heard that people
Speaker 2: say that guys don't want a girl that is funny
Speaker 2: as much as they want a girl who thinks that
Speaker 2: they are funny.
Speaker 1: Hold up, CBD, hitting run that back one more time.
Speaker 1: They say, so, what was better a guy?
Speaker 2: I've heard I've heard people say that that that they're
Speaker 2: not looking for that it's less important to them that
Speaker 2: a girl is funny than it is that that girl
Speaker 2: thinks that they are funny. Disagree?
Speaker 1: You know, dude, I if a girl is kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, she's like throwing jokes back at you, that's
Speaker 1: like my favorite thing if you can joke around, because
Speaker 1: I've also been in scenarios where I was like on
Speaker 1: a date or something and I like said something like
Speaker 1: very clearly joking, and she's like I don't get it,
Speaker 1: and then what.
Speaker 2: Do you mean?
Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh damn, I got to explain
Speaker 1: this dick joke in front of everybody at the Culver
Speaker 1: City Mall.
Speaker 2: She've a podcast about jacking off, that's part of it.
Speaker 1: Stiff's socks turn up, Yeah, it's not. You know what's
Speaker 1: funny is.
Speaker 2: The name stiff Socks was just such a cool name
Speaker 2: to like pass up on. It was almost like, you know,
Speaker 2: people will just buy like a cool website r L
Speaker 2: because they're like, U's too cool not to pass up.
Speaker 2: It's one of those.
Speaker 1: And then because it started with the title, yeah, stiff Socks,
Speaker 1: because in the beginning of the podcast, like the first
Speaker 1: like five episodes, our goal was to like go out
Speaker 1: do a thing like go to the San Diego Zoo
Speaker 1: and then come back and talk about it, and we'd
Speaker 1: like vlog the event. But it's like, why are we
Speaker 1: at the zoo with a name called stiff Socks?
Speaker 2: Right, And then we realized just.
Speaker 1: The back and forth banter was our favorite part and
Speaker 1: just like, let's just do that.
Speaker 2: Do you jack awful lot lately? Lately?
Speaker 1: Okay lately been putting points on the board.
Speaker 2: Your whole thing is pricked up, right, We're talking about
Speaker 2: that a little bit before we started up.
Speaker 1: Well, I think what it is is I've been staying
Speaker 1: at a lot of hotels lately doing because when you do
Speaker 1: stand up the comedy clubs. We'll just put you in
Speaker 1: a hotel, right, Sure, something about the air in there,
Speaker 1: it's like you can't open the windows. It's humid. Humid
Speaker 1: weather usually gets me aroused. Really, Yes, there's tension in
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 2: The air is thick.
Speaker 1: You know, you can like swipe the air and be like,
Speaker 1: damn shot, you got a little ass in there.
Speaker 2: You're like about to fuck the air could not in here.
Speaker 2: There's air conditioning.
Speaker 1: But okay, see like natural. But yeah, you ever watched
Speaker 1: into a hotel room and it just feels thick.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's dense. The air is dense. I have the
Speaker 2: air is a little bit different. I've never I've never
Speaker 2: looked at that from a point of sexual arousal. But
Speaker 2: if I now, I'm going to think about it that
Speaker 2: next time I'm I'm in a hotel. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just in Canada over the weekend.
Speaker 2: And do they have air that gets you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they have less pollution. The entire population of Canada,
Speaker 1: however many sections they have, is thirty eight million. California
Speaker 1: has thirty nine California has more people in a state
Speaker 1: than they do the whole Canada. So there's so much space.
Speaker 1: You know, out here it's pollution and everyone's stacked on
Speaker 1: top of each other out there, you can I don't
Speaker 1: know if they make everybody.
Speaker 2: Canada is always walking around with these big beautiful boners
Speaker 2: all the time. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1: I think beavers are from Canada and because they'd beget
Speaker 1: in the wood, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just think, you know, Canada, it's it's you're just
Speaker 1: not stacked on top of each there's a lot of
Speaker 1: like roaming land.
Speaker 2: How do you like living in Los Angeles? Do you
Speaker 2: feel do you feel crammed? Condensed? Honestly? No, I like
Speaker 2: Los Angeles a lot.
Speaker 1: I grew up in suburbs like an hour away from
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, So for me as a child, I always
Speaker 1: wanted to do like entertainment stuff and since LA was
Speaker 1: so close, Like we used to come to Venice when
Speaker 1: you were in like high school, and we would like
Speaker 1: just go to Venice Beach and buy like a bubbler.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I want to You're Jewish, right,
Speaker 2: I mean I am Jewish. I read I read that
Speaker 2: about did you have you ever gone to the shool
Speaker 2: on Venice Beach Synagogue, right, I've seen it. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: should go in there sometimes, have you.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I walked by there and I was like of called me,
Speaker 2: I don't know how Jewish you are, but like I
Speaker 2: have okay because I'm I'm Jewish, but I don't like,
Speaker 2: I don't like go to the stuff. But yeah, and
Speaker 2: I walked by the shore on the beach. It like
Speaker 2: was calling me, you know, and I walked yeah, and
Speaker 2: I walked in and they were like yeah, and I
Speaker 2: walked in and I and I and I joined the Kiddish.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, it was kind of nice.
Speaker 1: I will say, dude, sometimes I drive past like Fairfax
Speaker 1: and that's where it's really like orthodox over there, and
Speaker 1: they're just so in it and they're so happy that
Speaker 1: you know, and they got the full fit. The hats
Speaker 1: are pristine.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, am im messing up by not getting
Speaker 2: deeper into getting deeper? You know what's stop? What's stopping
Speaker 2: you from getting deeper into the judaism?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Probably combining meat and dairy. That's a big no.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Can't do cheese burgers. You could do judaism a la carte.
Speaker 2: You don't have to do the kosher stuff. You could
Speaker 2: just true, I mean, what is what does it really
Speaker 2: mean to be Jewish at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: That's a great question. Oh for me? Oh yeah, sure
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, I just feel like we could probably
Speaker 1: do better on the food.
Speaker 2: Really, I feel like they got some good food because
Speaker 2: some there's some heat monts of ball suit Google.
Speaker 1: Google's crazy. Google is like lasagna. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's I don't know, I just the Passover dinner. Shout
Speaker 1: out all my Jews out there listening. The pass Over
Speaker 1: dinner might be the most mid thing in the world.
Speaker 2: There's it's yeah, I mean one of the pars plates,
Speaker 2: bone bone, parsley.
Speaker 1: Salt Water was an episode of Chopped.
Speaker 2: What was the theme of your bar Mitzwell, I don't know,
Speaker 2: but I had a sumo wrestler at it. You had
Speaker 2: a sumo wrestler. How much that costs, dude?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd love to ask my dad that question.
Speaker 2: What would they do? Was it just one?
Speaker 3: No? No?
Speaker 2: You probably me too. Wrestler suits.
Speaker 1: So after party the backyard there was a SMI wrestler there,
Speaker 1: and they brought some wrestler suits and they put you
Speaker 1: in these giant suits and then you'd wrestle each other.
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought it was like just two giant guys.
Speaker 1: There was one guy who worked for the company and
Speaker 1: he and he he was he was he was a
Speaker 1: larger male, but but he he was like showing us
Speaker 1: how to do it.
Speaker 2: Do you keep in touch with most of the people
Speaker 2: that were that were at your Barma's vanow I want
Speaker 2: to loop back to you saying that you could care
Speaker 2: more about other people?
Speaker 1: That's true, not really just my parents, some peas.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't keep in touch with friends from
Speaker 2: like childhood or anything like that. Oh no, that's not true.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just talked to one of the guys that
Speaker 1: was at my barmbus for yesterday. Actually, Buddy Jason lives
Speaker 1: in Austin.
Speaker 2: When you say that you could care more about other people,
Speaker 2: who are the people that you need to reach.
Speaker 1: Out, I think it's a lot of like friends that
Speaker 1: I grew up with, or like friends that I went
Speaker 1: to high school or college with, because I don't know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they'll just like send me a meme and I
Speaker 1: look at it, I'm like, okay, But instead I could
Speaker 1: just be a normal human and be like Haha, man,
Speaker 1: that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Well do you do you do you like it? I
Speaker 2: like it? Okay, that's that's leaving people on scene is
Speaker 2: like that hurts my heart at a certain point though
Speaker 2: you're you're I've I'm trying to learn this. Your life
Speaker 2: becomes so much better when you become just fully okay
Speaker 2: with leaving people on red really, because it's IMPOSSI it's
Speaker 2: impossible to eat. But it doesn't matter who you are. Well,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter who you are. It's impossible to answer
Speaker 2: every single fucking thing. That is also true.
Speaker 1: But I do know how it feels to be on
Speaker 1: the other side where you're like, oh, sounds good, I'll
Speaker 1: see tomorrow. It's just a scene. You're like, no excitement, yeah, nothing.
Speaker 1: But I think I dig, and I think that's a
Speaker 1: comedium brain. I mean, I think I dig too much
Speaker 1: in a context clues, Like if somebody says the word sure,
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa red flag? Like, but hey, you want
Speaker 1: to go get lunch?
Speaker 4: Tom?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: I'm like, it wasn't a yes, it wasn't a no.
Speaker 2: But then do you think that that person who said sure,
Speaker 2: do they know I don't think the vibes that they're
Speaker 2: giving out. Do they think, oh, guys short like they
Speaker 2: don't even they don't think about it too much. So
Speaker 2: if you're thinking you're reading too much into a thing,
Speaker 2: they're not even trying to put out.
Speaker 1: I think I read too much into it. But I
Speaker 1: just know how I use word sure, and I know
Speaker 1: that if I say the word sure, it's probably not
Speaker 1: me being excited.
Speaker 2: Are you on a higher level of self awareness than
Speaker 2: most people? I have done mushrooms? If that's what.
Speaker 1: I I No. I think I was just more conscious
Speaker 1: of the things that I do.
Speaker 2: Now. I go to a lot of therapy, and I
Speaker 2: think that really helps. Okay, I really like it.
Speaker 1: It it It just makes you question the things you
Speaker 1: do instead of because so much in my life I
Speaker 1: used to just be like, I'm right, people.
Speaker 2: Around me are wrong, which is not a great way
Speaker 2: to think about it.
Speaker 1: I think that's just me following in the footsteps of
Speaker 1: like others are just like what I adapted. But now
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, I'm able to understand a little
Speaker 1: more of why I do things and then be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I really didn't like that about myself. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna work on that.
Speaker 2: Can you give me an example of something that you
Speaker 2: know in therapy you recognized about yourself that you decided
Speaker 2: you didn't like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes I would just like if I was in
Speaker 1: a rush, like in like an uber driver was like
Speaker 1: you know, like fucking up or taking a weird turns
Speaker 1: or like they like misturn, I'd be in the back like.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Well, what is wrong? As the guy
Speaker 2: sayesn't it? But it's like or or you could have
Speaker 2: left the house five minutes earlier, right, taking more responsibility.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy might not know this. Yeah, it's more
Speaker 1: responsible to myself. I'm just kind of considering others a
Speaker 1: little more and just understanding that it's not just all
Speaker 1: about me. And I think that's a big problem that
Speaker 1: I deal with, is just being like, you know, nothing,
Speaker 1: not everything revolves, aren't you, And you know, just considering
Speaker 1: that other people are doing a lot of stuff for
Speaker 1: you and just saying thank you every once in a while,
Speaker 1: just so those people just recognizing that people care.
Speaker 2: Was that this was something you found out in therapy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well it's just kind of like I would like
Speaker 1: vent about something and then he'd be like, well, because
Speaker 1: the good part about therapist is they don't always take
Speaker 1: your side.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Sometimes they're like they're like, well, maybe it's
Speaker 2: because the good ones will tell you when you're being
Speaker 2: a dick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah. I mean the amount of times that
Speaker 1: I've said in therapy be like damn, I do be
Speaker 1: doing that. That's really all therapy is is just and
Speaker 1: he's got a UK voice so it sounds so he
Speaker 1: can say really mean stuff, but it still sounds good.
Speaker 1: It's like you fucking up the whole family, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: but I'll be like, yeah, but you know, maybe if
Speaker 1: you are doing that, they don't see that as it
Speaker 1: you know, it's just a it's an unbiased voice, which
Speaker 1: is somebody who is not gonna take your side. Because
Speaker 1: the problem with dudes is we just hit up our
Speaker 1: homies and we're like, yo, why is Michelle being a bitch?
Speaker 2: And they're like, man, Michelle is being a bitch.
Speaker 1: But then the therapist is like, now, Michelle's just living.
Speaker 2: She's just tired of your bullshit.
Speaker 1: So that's what I found helpful. It's just an unbiased view.
Speaker 2: Have people in the whole observation of you feel like
Speaker 2: you're you're not doing enough for the people? Is that
Speaker 2: something that people in your life have personally told you
Speaker 2: or mainly just your therapist.
Speaker 1: So I've had some of that, but then again it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, like you ever tried.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: One of my friends reached out to me during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: I hadn't talked to my three years and I saw
Speaker 1: his name pop up. He blind called me. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: this is great. In three minutes in he starts complaining
Speaker 1: about the government is watching us through the phones, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is why I don't reach out
Speaker 1: to people. Sure, Sure, he was quick to judge. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know the people, and I'm like, who, He's like
Speaker 1: the government. I was like, oh, you're cooked.
Speaker 2: Well back when you did know that guy was he was.
Speaker 2: He also that guy was one of your best friends,
Speaker 2: and he slowly came.
Speaker 1: I just it was one of those like one of
Speaker 1: my best friendes growing up. We both went to different colleges,
Speaker 1: we both started working. I'd see him randomly around LA
Speaker 1: and then three years went by or so, and then
Speaker 1: he just blind called me. Middle of the pandemic. To
Speaker 1: be fair, everybody in the middle of the pandemic was
Speaker 1: a little a little off.
Speaker 2: That was actually, I feel like a great time to
Speaker 2: connect with the people. You haven't seen it a lot
Speaker 2: because everybody like, oh it because you know, normally it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you live in this part of the country. I live
Speaker 2: in this part of the country. That's why we don't talk.
Speaker 2: But now we all doesn't matter where we live. We
Speaker 2: all live on the internet, so we are. It was
Speaker 2: a lot closer together by the far apart. Yes, everybody
Speaker 2: was on the same page, which was nice. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: you didn't call anybody during the pandemic, and but hey,
Speaker 2: how you doing? Like good?
Speaker 1: Never you're like, hey, you're doing They're like shambles trying
Speaker 1: to figure it out. I just lie saw the pair.
Speaker 1: How do you think I'm doing?
Speaker 2: The common the common grief brings all together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was, I mean it was it was
Speaker 1: like wild to see because even you know, there was
Speaker 1: like six months during the pandemic where I didn't do
Speaker 1: any stand up and then once stand up started opening
Speaker 1: up again, it was all these like outside venues and
Speaker 1: you forget that like even the greats like Bill Burr
Speaker 1: was doing the same show as some of us, just
Speaker 1: because he hadn't been on stage in months and he's
Speaker 1: working out jokes off a notebook and you're like, damn, everybody.
Speaker 2: Is on the same page. We've all been taken down
Speaker 2: a peg. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Granted he took off back to Arenas three months later,
Speaker 1: but still there was this moment where everybody was, you know,
Speaker 1: everybody just restarted the Nintendo and now we're back. Who's
Speaker 1: taking first place? To Mario Kart?
Speaker 2: Feels like nothing ever happened? I mean it does. It's
Speaker 2: it's wild teviy Do want to take some calls?
Speaker 1: I would love to take some calls. I know how
Speaker 1: frustrating it is being on a hold with like AT
Speaker 1: and T. Are they listening to music?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're listening to like really dark organ music. Actually
Speaker 2: really And the only reason for that is because I
Speaker 2: do not know how to change it. Did you ever
Speaker 2: have a ring back tone? But somebody was just telling
Speaker 2: me about ring back tongues and I don't know what
Speaker 2: that is. Wow. Do do you say how old you are?
Speaker 6: Online?
Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah? How old are you? I'm twenty four?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, hold you twenty nine. I'm a fucking boomer.
Speaker 1: I thought you were like twelve. Yeah, twenty nine, dude,
Speaker 1: fucking old. But maybe that's where the disconnect is is like,
Speaker 1: you know, everybody had like some crazy like Hurricane Chris
Speaker 1: ring bag tone, a Babe Bay, you know, and then
Speaker 1: when it would expire, it just went to the elevator.
Speaker 7: Do do Do Do Do Do do?
Speaker 2: Everybody had that shit. I didn't know. I knew that
Speaker 2: you could have a custom ring tone that you set
Speaker 2: for when your friend calls in the ringtone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is what your friends would listen to,
Speaker 1: which is crazy because you don't get to listen to it.
Speaker 1: You're just like, yo, this is the music I like.
Speaker 1: And if you want to call me, you got to
Speaker 1: hear some soldier boy bitch.
Speaker 2: Hey is this Jared?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's going on with you?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: It says here that you randomly got a text on
Speaker 2: Monday that your mom is removing you from your will, from.
Speaker 3: Her will and I dads, yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, every wild if you got removed from your own will, yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like you shouldn't. I feel like shouldn't be
Speaker 2: on your own will. I'll save myself five bug, Jared?
Speaker 2: Why did your mom remove you from your will?
Speaker 3: I don't really know, Like she just texted me and
Speaker 3: she was like, hey, like me and your dad are
Speaker 3: going to the lawyers and we're going to take you
Speaker 3: off the wheel and put everything in your sister's name.
Speaker 3: And I was like, uh, that's a lot to give
Speaker 3: me through text in the middle of.
Speaker 2: A Monday, Texas crazy.
Speaker 3: So she so I like I called her and I
Speaker 3: was like I called her that night and I was like,
Speaker 3: what's up, Like why are you doing that? Like that's
Speaker 3: just so bizarre, nothing nowhere, And she's like, well, if
Speaker 3: we die, like we just think it'd be easier if
Speaker 3: your sister sorted everything out for it. And I'm like, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm going to be around like I don't understand
Speaker 3: why I'm not in the will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I didn't do be organized. Do you feel
Speaker 2: like your mom does not trust you?
Speaker 3: No, I think my parents trust me a lot. I
Speaker 3: just don't know there is Okay, sorry, there is something
Speaker 3: that should be known too. My sister is a funeral director,
Speaker 3: so she deals with wills a lot. Oh so that's
Speaker 3: kind of why, Like I think that's kind of their
Speaker 3: thought about it. It's like she knows how to deal
Speaker 3: with will's but legally I'm not in the will, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Wait, so as a funeral director, somebody who like plans weddings,
Speaker 2: but funerals.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, And Jared, what do you do?
Speaker 3: What do I do? I'm an engineer.
Speaker 2: Wow, I would trust you with money. Have you ever
Speaker 2: done anything in the past to piss off your parents
Speaker 2: or damage your relationship with them or make them think
Speaker 2: that you are irresponsible?
Speaker 3: I mean when I was in university, I would like party,
Speaker 3: but like and like I spent a lot of money partying,
Speaker 3: and like my parents were like, you're really bad with money.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, I'm in university. Like it wasn't excessive.
Speaker 3: It was just like once a month maybe.
Speaker 1: How much money are we talking in university?
Speaker 3: Like once a month? Maybe two hundred bucks a night.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not too too crazy? A little wild, A
Speaker 2: little wild. Yeah it sounds to me. Okay, So I
Speaker 2: understand that you are thrown back by this, But does
Speaker 2: a small part of you kind of get where they're
Speaker 2: coming from, considering that your sister is a funeral director.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, Like I understand where they're coming from. My
Speaker 3: issue is like, like why just cut me? Like you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? My sister and I could sort
Speaker 3: this out, like we're two adults. Like she's twenty nine,
Speaker 3: I'm twenty four, Like we could sort that out right.
Speaker 1: Now, tokay, And she's older than though she's twenty nine,
Speaker 1: which is a pretty illegal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is an early age today. I agree, that
Speaker 2: is pretty wild.
Speaker 1: That sounds like you and your sister need to make
Speaker 1: a not a will, but a will for the will,
Speaker 1: like you know, an agreement and once you inherit all
Speaker 1: this money. But but that is weird that your parents.
Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying, is like, should I just
Speaker 3: push my parents and be like, like, instead of my
Speaker 3: sister and I going off and just doing it on
Speaker 3: our own, just push our parents to be like, just
Speaker 3: put me in the will, like, and that's it's the
Speaker 3: same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think for legal reasons, you should try to
Speaker 1: get up on that will. Just because I don't know
Speaker 1: your sister, but you know, she might run off on
Speaker 1: the plug twice, if you know what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: say here.
Speaker 2: She's probably been looking at wills her entire career and
Speaker 2: seeing how much money is going on in them and
Speaker 2: being like, one of these days, you know, and when
Speaker 2: I get my ass in one of these, I'll make
Speaker 2: some money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was her idea for them to go
Speaker 3: like renew their will.
Speaker 2: You can renew a will.
Speaker 3: Like after so long. Yeah, so currently like for my parents,
Speaker 3: all their will is going to like my great uncle,
Speaker 3: which is just weird because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like do you come from a wealthy family? Would
Speaker 2: you say, oh, no, no, okay, how much money you
Speaker 2: think we're dealing?
Speaker 1: Like that will is not going to be pretty okay,
Speaker 1: like talk about Jared and then like.
Speaker 3: Maybe like one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's money. That's yeah, that's that's good money.
Speaker 2: That's that's a nut.
Speaker 1: I would, Yeah, I mean I would.
Speaker 2: I would. Or is there anything that you can take
Speaker 2: from your parents now and be like what's up? Now?
Speaker 1: You're not invited to my twenty fifth birthday party? Can
Speaker 1: you like put something on.
Speaker 2: The table right what's your what's your leverage? At this
Speaker 2: sturrand point?
Speaker 1: You know you're an adult, you you you got to
Speaker 1: put some because they're trying to call your bluff right now.
Speaker 1: Now you've got to push back. It's like you're playing
Speaker 1: you ever play the game bullshit?
Speaker 2: You're like, I got four aces.
Speaker 1: You got to be like, oh that's crazy, you're taking
Speaker 1: me out of that. Here's my gamble coming hot? Do you,
Speaker 1: I mean, do.
Speaker 2: You have anything that you can use as as as
Speaker 2: a leverage point in this negotiation or are you empty
Speaker 2: handed here?
Speaker 3: No, I'm pretty empty handed. Like I'm just kind of
Speaker 3: hanging out, like I just like I live on my own.
Speaker 3: I don't even live in the same city as them,
Speaker 3: So it's like, M, I guess I just don't talk
Speaker 3: to them.
Speaker 2: Just how would your life improve with this money? Why
Speaker 2: do you why do you believe you do with the money?
Speaker 3: It's not really both, it's not really about the money.
Speaker 3: I'm not that like M. I'm just like cutting me
Speaker 3: over the will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's harsh.
Speaker 1: I remember my mom My mom cut me off the
Speaker 1: phone bill two years ago, and you know, it's a
Speaker 1: total of like eighty seven dollars a month, but it hurt.
Speaker 1: I was like we we've been on the same phone bills.
Speaker 1: It's like eighth grade and LEVI, you know, we're done.
Speaker 2: That's it. Everything that you're expressing to us on this
Speaker 2: phone call, have you expressed it to your mom?
Speaker 3: Uh? Maybe not as detail, but I'd like I verbally
Speaker 3: told her to be like I think I should be
Speaker 3: on the will, Like it's not my decision, but I
Speaker 3: personally think I should be on the will, and like
Speaker 3: my mom was like, yeah, maybe, and my dad kind
Speaker 3: of gave an answer, and I didn't really like I'm
Speaker 3: a lot like my dad, and his answer to me
Speaker 3: was like just like, yeah, I will put you on
Speaker 3: the will just to kind of shut me up and
Speaker 3: then not put me on the world.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you know the game is playing because
Speaker 2: you play the same game. Yeah, yeah, dads do be
Speaker 2: saying ship. I feel like I feel like you gotta
Speaker 2: I feel like you have to take an L on
Speaker 2: this one. I think, I think so. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 2: if you don't have any leverage, uh you, I feel
Speaker 2: like your only bet here because you have no control
Speaker 2: over the situation, is to hope that your sister is
Speaker 2: not trying to fuck you over. That's really it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, other than I would have a side conversation
Speaker 1: with the sister and make sure you can maybe get
Speaker 1: it in writing somehow. But but it is, it's not
Speaker 1: even about the money. It's just about the family betrayal,
Speaker 1: and I think that's what hurts the most.
Speaker 2: Have have you had a good relationship with your family
Speaker 2: thus far before this happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a great relationship.
Speaker 2: Mhm, wow, Well do you of friends in your life?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I have friends, like, okay.
Speaker 3: So you haven't told them about it to be honest.
Speaker 2: Okay, so like I don't know what to say it,
Speaker 2: so you don't necessarily need to be honest.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if i'm and my parents will
Speaker 1: have no idea. Really, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I don't know either. I just kind of assumed that one.
Speaker 2: I've never thought about it.
Speaker 3: I don't like that you assume you worntil they tell
Speaker 3: you you're not.
Speaker 1: You know, I almost would rather just found out right well,
Speaker 1: actually no, because now you can accept it and be like, okay, understood.
Speaker 2: But the worst would be like if they.
Speaker 1: Passed, and then you're like, man, well at least we
Speaker 1: got to deal with business.
Speaker 2: Let's look at the will and Cheryl cut me out
Speaker 2: the will? What I give you socks every Christmas? And
Speaker 2: you cut me out the will.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 2: Because that's a bitter taste to go out on. Jared,
Speaker 2: I'll say this, if anything, think of yourself as somewhat
Speaker 2: of a martyr, because now people that are listening to
Speaker 2: the will check check yeah, and I think you know,
Speaker 2: maybe right now, I think maybe not right now, But
Speaker 2: you could bring it up in a year or two,
Speaker 2: you know, and you know, hopefully your parents live a long,
Speaker 2: healthy life and you might not even need to bring
Speaker 2: it up right now. It's just annoying that I got
Speaker 2: brought up at this age.
Speaker 1: And maybe maybe for Christmas next year you just get
Speaker 1: him an empty box and you say, well, that's what
Speaker 1: you're getting me.
Speaker 2: And spinning in their face. Jared, does anything else want
Speaker 2: to say to the people of the computer before we go.
Speaker 3: No, thanks for taking my call. It was a good time.
Speaker 3: I'm glad to hear from you guys, and just keep
Speaker 3: on keeping.
Speaker 2: On beautiful, Love you, Jared. I don't thanks, Jared, love
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have no idea if I'm my parents, but I
Speaker 2: think I am. I would assume. I I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know if they have, like other people who they
Speaker 2: feel like deserve them moneymore. You have brothers and sisters.
Speaker 2: I do. I have a sister, okay, older, younger, she's older.
Speaker 2: I think it feels like the older would get well,
Speaker 2: I don't know, the older will probably get more money ideally,
Speaker 2: but then also you're the younger one, so they're like,
Speaker 2: he's younger, he needs help. In life. He doesn't understand
Speaker 2: what's your relationship like with your family?
Speaker 1: We're cool, you know, Okay, I text my dad a lot.
Speaker 1: My dad's retired. He's he's like stoked on my career,
Speaker 1: which is awesome. He'll like just text me be like,
Speaker 1: oh I saw the shows and boys he sold out,
Speaker 1: you know, but you got to put that link up
Speaker 1: for the Las Vegas show.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 1: They're very supportive. My mom is the reason I like
Speaker 1: started stand up at seventeen, so like she like and
Speaker 1: she like saw like an ad in the paper about
Speaker 1: like stand up in.
Speaker 2: Town my hometowns. Gotta try that. My sister and I
Speaker 2: talk here and there. I could probably be better with that.
Speaker 2: Which is what does she doing? She does social work.
Speaker 2: She lives in New York, does social work.
Speaker 1: You know, she out here helping people, But so are we.
Speaker 2: How do you think your relationship with her could could improve?
Speaker 2: What could you do to improve its? More communication? Check
Speaker 2: in on her? How you do? How's life?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Any new love interests?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: Actually? I left my fucking sister on red really? Yeah? Yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I won't text my mom back on accident. I
Speaker 1: always feel so bad. Actual text me at like three PM,
Speaker 1: and then I see it at like two am, and
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: Fuck, Sam, Okay. So what I was saying before by
Speaker 2: like I'm trying to get okay with like leaving people
Speaker 2: on red. It's like leave pick like a hand. I
Speaker 2: think when you get you get fucked up when you
Speaker 2: try to prioritize every single person. You got to pick
Speaker 2: like five people where you're like, I, it's very important
Speaker 2: to me to maintain communications with these people. Everyone else
Speaker 2: also important, But I accept the finiteness of time and
Speaker 2: a little bit on the way side.
Speaker 1: I do think that the like of a comment or
Speaker 1: the like of a message, it's like the bow on top.
Speaker 1: You're like, you're kind of sealing the deal that it
Speaker 1: ends here. Like if you like a message, you're kind
Speaker 1: of letting them know that you're okay with this conversation
Speaker 1: ending right there, right, it's a nice button on it.
Speaker 2: The thing that makes me really anxious in any whether
Speaker 2: it's on a text or if it's in person, is
Speaker 2: when do I end this interaction? Yeah? Usually if they
Speaker 2: don't ask a question back, it's done. Yeah. M It's
Speaker 2: like yeah you like it, you know, yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if you were talking about like, oh, Santa Barbara,
Speaker 1: and then that person's like, oh, yeah, this this is great.
Speaker 2: You could a be like have you ever been there?
Speaker 2: Simp be like it? Or see you leave it on
Speaker 2: red Canna can to tappen. Let's tap into the over
Speaker 2: analytical mind real quick. KNA like ever be construed as
Speaker 2: a hostile like or as passive aggressive?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Or is it always?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: What I think is the most passive aggressive is the
Speaker 2: thumbs up on a message. The thumbs up like arguing
Speaker 2: with your girl and you hit her with the thumbs up.
Speaker 1: You're oh, world War four about to start popping off.
Speaker 2: The like has and I think the big tech people
Speaker 2: they noticed how fast repressive the like is. They're replaced
Speaker 2: it with the heart. The like is crazy. The heart
Speaker 2: is a little bit more wholesome heart. If you give
Speaker 2: me heart, I'm cool with that.
Speaker 1: But if I send a whole thing like hey, super
Speaker 1: excited to film tomorrow his location be here at this time.
Speaker 1: Super appreciate you having there, they hit me with a
Speaker 1: like cool, you have me with the thumbs up. I'm like,
Speaker 1: they don't want to be in the ship. The thumbs
Speaker 1: up is the equivalent of the saying word sure, so
Speaker 1: if you're bro I mean, like sometimes I think the
Speaker 1: modern eat I'm older than you.
Speaker 2: You know the show Boiling Points on MTV.
Speaker 1: Damn, they would literally just fuck with people on camera,
Speaker 1: hidden camera, and you get like a dollar per minute,
Speaker 1: just so they'd have like a barist at a coffee
Speaker 1: shop just mess if you mess with you, you last
Speaker 1: twenty eight minutes and then you like walk out and
Speaker 1: then you get twenty What mean you last like if
Speaker 1: you get pissed off before you laugh or like blew
Speaker 1: up in their face this blah blah blah. But like
Speaker 1: I think Boiling Points that would be that would was
Speaker 1: it that? Or they're going to a date or some ship,
Speaker 1: We'll look it up. Used to date, But there was
Speaker 1: some show on MTV where you'd also go on a date.
Speaker 1: I forget disaster date.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know, I've heard of disaster date. But wait,
Speaker 2: what is it? Countdown? Or next? It's next? Next? Was
Speaker 2: a heater? Next was great too? Next week? You get
Speaker 2: a dollar per minute? I think too, But but I
Speaker 2: think there.
Speaker 1: Would be one where like if you just thumbed up
Speaker 1: a girl's like messages, I think it'd end pretty abruptly.
Speaker 2: I like the prayer. I use that old pray hands,
Speaker 2: praying hands, because it's like it's it's I think it's gracious,
Speaker 2: you know, not too sincere, it's not too I like
Speaker 2: to use the handshake one. I like it too. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start. I'm gonna I'm gonna sap, I'm gonna swap
Speaker 2: the uh, I'm gonna start throwing handshick ones into my prayers.
Speaker 1: It's very like good day, sir, because because you know,
Speaker 1: that's how you say body, somebody's just like, all right, congratulations,
Speaker 1: see you.
Speaker 8: Hello, Tyler, Hey, what's up.
Speaker 2: How's it going? Man?
Speaker 8: I'm doing pretty good. Actually, you know, I moved to
Speaker 8: the house with my girlfriend and uh, we're living with
Speaker 8: six other people. It's pretty sick.
Speaker 2: Was that six other people? You said?
Speaker 8: Yeah, six other people?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you moved into the Brady bunch.
Speaker 2: What's going on here?
Speaker 1: Living in a fraternity I mean dollars?
Speaker 2: How six? How many bedrooms is.
Speaker 8: It it has?
Speaker 2: There's oh, he had to think about it. How many?
Speaker 8: And then there's and then I have the master.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry one more time. How many rooms is it?
Speaker 8: So there's three rooms upstairs, one in the basement, and
Speaker 8: then I have one master in the second floor.
Speaker 2: Dam he's making us do math, three rooms in the basement,
Speaker 2: and then one master. How'd you end up getting the master?
Speaker 2: What did you pull to pull that off? City moved
Speaker 2: in with his.
Speaker 8: Girlfriend, who like, I got more money. I'm paying like
Speaker 8: one hundred dollars more rent, But I mean that's okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I first moved to LA my roommate paid one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars more than both of us, and he had
Speaker 1: a bathroom in his room.
Speaker 2: And now that I think back on it, he got
Speaker 2: a steal.
Speaker 1: When you're like, when you're like twenty two, you're like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: perfect idiot.
Speaker 2: What is the dynamic like Teller and everybody else in
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 8: I mean, we are all friends. It was like this
Speaker 8: weird like I was friends with this person. This person's
Speaker 8: friends with these groups of people, and then you know
Speaker 8: we kind of like all meet and then I think
Speaker 8: we've all been collectively been friends for like about five years.
Speaker 8: I believe, maybe maybe less.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is a lot of dirty dishes with that many people.
Speaker 8: Oh fuck up, we are really in my one of
Speaker 8: my roommates, past roommate, we used to be very stingy
Speaker 8: about dishes and I'm gonna apply to this house because
Speaker 8: it dishes are like the number one problem when it
Speaker 8: comes to fucking roommates.
Speaker 2: Tyler. I want to bring this up, but it says
Speaker 2: here that you called in because you have failed at
Speaker 2: your dream too. As you say, become an influencer.
Speaker 8: I mean yeah, I mean if you feel like you know.
Speaker 2: Well, tell us this when you say you want to
Speaker 2: become an influencer? What what exactly does that talk?
Speaker 3: Would?
Speaker 2: We're talking Jake Paul? Where are we at?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Hell no, no, no no.
Speaker 9: I mean like it's kind of like, you know, I
Speaker 9: I delve my toes in like the commentary community, Like
Speaker 9: I like General Sam, Naked Jakie, like all those people
Speaker 9: where they just have like a topic and they do
Speaker 9: like funny edits with a green spin and all that shit.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, what what what kinds of things do you
Speaker 2: want to do commentary on? I?
Speaker 8: You know, like just like stupid ship, you know, like
Speaker 8: I I've done it before and it worked, like I
Speaker 8: did have a fall going on, like TikTok ahead like
Speaker 8: thirty thousand, but it's just like each video kept on
Speaker 8: going just like less and less views. I wasn't sure
Speaker 8: if it's my fault or it's like I don't know,
Speaker 8: TikTok is like crack with bomb me or something, but
Speaker 8: I don't know it's and it's also it's just like
Speaker 8: I don't know, Like it's hard to having a job.
Speaker 8: You work six days a week and work sixty plus
Speaker 8: hours and like and trying to do like highly edited videos,
Speaker 8: you know, and it's just it's kind of hard, you know,
Speaker 8: and it's having.
Speaker 2: My guy, but you gotta do it. That's what I did.
Speaker 2: You know, I used to work that.
Speaker 1: I used to work fifty hours a week at a
Speaker 1: production company and I go home and I make videos
Speaker 1: on the weekend. You really have to alienate yourself. It's
Speaker 1: it's fucked up, like I literally like lost friends, not RP,
Speaker 1: but like, you know, just like like I would spend
Speaker 1: Saturday shooting, Sunday editing and posting on Monday, and you
Speaker 1: just it's it's there is time, but but it's hard
Speaker 1: to be distracted because you live with fucking six other people.
Speaker 1: There is time. But also also I'll say this, bro,
Speaker 1: you're twenty three. Not to sound like Gary Vee out here,
Speaker 1: but you're young. Fuck man, you got time? I do, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you look at it. Look dude, TikTok fucks
Speaker 1: with me too all the time.
Speaker 2: I was just telling him earlier. I was like, dudehy,
Speaker 2: are my views down? This and that? Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: It's hard to get discouraged when your views are down
Speaker 1: because you're letting your views validate if your content is good,
Speaker 1: and that's not the case. It's just the algorithm being
Speaker 1: hard to get. Think about the algorithm as like a bar.
Speaker 1: You're like, man, fuck this, boy, I'm going somewhere else.
Speaker 1: You know, Try commentary with some different style, different format.
Speaker 1: Do a short one, do a long one. Don't let
Speaker 1: the views get you down, because views views fuck with me, dude.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, commentary.
Speaker 8: Every time I looked that out, yeah, I mean every
Speaker 8: time views, I was just fortly depressed and ship and
Speaker 8: I mean it's it's it's a total gamble sometimes too,
Speaker 8: because like you know, if I try to do the
Speaker 8: whole like influencer thing and go that hard, you know,
Speaker 8: I miss the chances I'm seeing friends or family, and
Speaker 8: I feel depressed about that. But you know, if I
Speaker 8: focus on family, friends and work, you know, I get
Speaker 8: achieve something.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you, this is your mom or dad
Speaker 1: verified on TikTok.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: No, see that's what I'm saying. You can't be hanging
Speaker 1: out with them, man, They're just chasing the cloud.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: You got to just be like mom, dad, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: really out here. I'm in the hype palace.
Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, you gotta really kind of embody the spirit
Speaker 2: of the influencer before Michelle necklace.
Speaker 1: You gotta short shorts, thy tattoos, air force ones.
Speaker 2: Well, can I ask what, like, okay, what is it
Speaker 2: about the the career, the idea of being this influencer,
Speaker 2: of being a commentator that is attractive to you? What
Speaker 2: are your like underlying intentions here?
Speaker 8: I think the main thing is just like seeing everyone's
Speaker 8: reaction and seeing like laughing or you know, I think
Speaker 8: it's like an awesome video. I wouldn't say it much
Speaker 8: of an attention thing, but like more or less, just
Speaker 8: like I don't know, I like I like seeing people's
Speaker 8: reaction on something I created, you know, like the top
Speaker 8: of my head, you know, something like that. You know,
Speaker 8: I really love that shit. I mean, like I'm not
Speaker 8: talking about I want to be like mega famous, but
Speaker 8: like at least having like a following seems really cool,
Speaker 8: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's a good answer because I think
Speaker 1: anybody who answers that question, they go, I just want
Speaker 1: the money. Then you know, it's probably not the career
Speaker 1: for you. But I like your answer where you're like,
Speaker 1: I like seeing the enjoyment that brings to other people.
Speaker 1: So I do think you still have the right mindset
Speaker 1: for it. But yeah, yeah, I mean there's so many
Speaker 1: outlets you can kind of like quote go viral on,
Speaker 1: so I would try different versions, you know, instead of
Speaker 1: maybe shooting this whole thing that you got to edit
Speaker 1: and you spend like four days working on for YouTube.
Speaker 1: It was like people do get successful using like the
Speaker 1: TikTok green screen app like that, that feature.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look as good, but it is much quicker.
Speaker 1: So if you're you know, worried about seeing family and
Speaker 1: friends and all that stuff, there is mediums where you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I won't shoot a hold him in a video,
Speaker 1: but I can do the same commentary real quick on
Speaker 1: my lunch break or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then when you said, man like finding finding
Speaker 2: a medium that really works for you, and that is
Speaker 2: like not you know, because if it's going to take
Speaker 2: you an entire you know, a whole month or a
Speaker 2: whole several weeks to edit a video. Then you're not
Speaker 2: gonna be able to have as many like at bats
Speaker 2: at the internets. Yeah, and you can still do those
Speaker 2: long ones.
Speaker 1: But it's like, the way I think about it is
Speaker 1: when you make these short quick videos for TikTok or something,
Speaker 1: those are kind of the bait to attract people to
Speaker 1: your page where they see the main stuff. Yep, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I saw thirty seconds of them here, Oh shit, he
Speaker 1: does this in twelve minutes and.
Speaker 2: It's really well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I think, do you don't have to
Speaker 1: stick to one but trying both?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I almost definitely do that. I mean I
Speaker 8: feel like I delved in that a few times, but yeah,
Speaker 8: I would definitely keep trying.
Speaker 5: I have.
Speaker 8: I've been taking a long break and really been thinking
Speaker 8: about it. I've been thinking about actually just branching off
Speaker 8: the YouTube as well, trying to do it multiple platforms
Speaker 8: to see what Well.
Speaker 1: Also, what's nice is you know, at the end of
Speaker 1: the day you will still have a guaranteed seven views
Speaker 1: because you've got six people you live with and your
Speaker 1: girlfriend could even be able.
Speaker 2: But what's what's what's your thing about? You?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Plug it?
Speaker 1: Where you said thirty k on TikTok? Where where's it at?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Sure is it's Tyler period. Has period spoken like that?
Speaker 2: That's that's pretty pretty good. That's confident. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Tyler has spoken period.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I was trying to go for like a like a
Speaker 8: like a Tyler has Tyler the creator kind of vibe
Speaker 8: to it. You know, that's how I got the inspiration
Speaker 8: from it a little bit.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm excited to hear what if he's just like
Speaker 2: guy and we just plug.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear you speak. You have spoken. You
Speaker 1: got to keep speaking. Tyler will be speaking.
Speaker 3: I have I've been spoken.
Speaker 2: Tyler's anything else When I say to the people the
Speaker 2: computer before we.
Speaker 8: Go, uh yeah, I mean follow your dreams, don't fuck up.
Speaker 2: You know, keep chugging long.
Speaker 8: You'd be the even did fuck up and all?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Tyler has spoken, Thank you, Tyler. Tyler has spoken,
Speaker 2: turn up.
Speaker 8: Thank you guys, I love you all.
Speaker 2: That was nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think he threw me off in
Speaker 1: the beginning when he said he's like, oh, I want
Speaker 1: to be an influencer.
Speaker 2: I think the word influencer just kind of has this
Speaker 2: like a anything to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so when he was like, you know, I still
Speaker 1: like people like watching. I like the reaction. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, there's there's some good here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He wasn't like I want to go take pictures of
Speaker 2: the beach, and yeah, exactly. I think he'd be phrasy.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, I wish I could my commentary
Speaker 1: on YouTube would be better. Then you know that that's
Speaker 1: an easier thing to digest, right, but if you just
Speaker 1: you know, praying to Jesus every night, You're like, I
Speaker 1: want to be an influencer might be tough.
Speaker 2: So you were grind you were grinding hard fifty and
Speaker 2: and okay, So so the things that he was describing,
Speaker 2: like shutting yourself out, not have enough time for friends
Speaker 2: of family.
Speaker 1: It was one hundred percent. I didn't hang out with.
Speaker 1: The only people I hung out with were video people.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I would like go to work, and I worked in
Speaker 1: downtown Los Angeles for this production company, All Def Digital,
Speaker 1: and they had a big YouTube following. So I was
Speaker 1: like uploading all their ship in the day. Then a
Speaker 1: night I'd do open mics and then on the weekend,
Speaker 1: I make videos and then I would just like every
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm a whole myself every Monday and
Speaker 1: we'll put out a new video. And after like two years,
Speaker 1: like twenty seventeen, I had my first video hit, and then.
Speaker 2: I was for me.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was just like each video that
Speaker 1: I put out was like more wood for the fire.
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's just keep this fire going, right right,
Speaker 1: you know, just you know, put more logs on the fire.
Speaker 1: Because then I had a vine get big back in
Speaker 1: the day, and I didn't do anything. I got nervous
Speaker 1: and I didn't know what to post, and then I
Speaker 1: just posted again like three weeks later, and it had
Speaker 1: no momentum, and I was right, dang right because I
Speaker 1: didn't let the fire go yep. So now when I
Speaker 1: caught it again in like twenty seventeen, I was like,
Speaker 1: let me, let's keep this is what I've messed up
Speaker 1: and last time, let's keep it going. So yeah, not
Speaker 1: to say that, you know, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know why things happened, why things work out, but it
Speaker 1: ended up doing it and I was just like then
Speaker 1: I worked that job for like another two years and
Speaker 1: then I was just like, I think I can do
Speaker 1: this on my own.
Speaker 2: Now, do you feel like, as you have progressed in
Speaker 2: your career, like the hunger has died down or you
Speaker 2: because you as you were? You know, I asked you
Speaker 2: if you had any vices and you said that you
Speaker 2: you know, work is one of them. Like, do you
Speaker 2: feel like just as hungry now as your wear back then?
Speaker 1: I don't think the hungers died down, but I think
Speaker 1: my perception is a little skewed now because like now,
Speaker 1: if a video doesn't hit a million views on like TikTok,
Speaker 1: I'm like pissed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I'm like, what the it's wrong?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, you know the first thing that we were
Speaker 2: talking about right when you came in here is before
Speaker 2: we started streaming, was you were talking about like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, my TikTok views are you know good?
Speaker 3: Fine?
Speaker 2: And every single person who makes content for the Internet
Speaker 2: has that thing where they're like of the video and
Speaker 2: they're like fuck. But there's like a weird okay, there's
Speaker 2: like a weird hedonic treadmill thing where like you've had
Speaker 2: videos that get like twenty billion whatever views, and then
Speaker 2: you adapt to that for a reason for no, and
Speaker 2: then you kind of adapt to that, and then you're like, Okay,
Speaker 2: if a video doesn't get at minimum a million views,
Speaker 2: you're like, what the fuck? But then when does it?
Speaker 2: When does it end?
Speaker 1: It's like money, it never does, and but I needs
Speaker 1: to remind myself and I probably wouldn't have thought about
Speaker 1: it until unless I did this. Shows like the day
Speaker 1: I got my first million views on Facebook and I
Speaker 1: was so happy. I went up to this other guy
Speaker 1: that I worked with at the time who also made videos,
Speaker 1: and he was like, very successful, had a lot of videos,
Speaker 1: do very well. Shout out this guy Kevi on stage.
Speaker 1: He had a bunch of videos do millions. I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I got my first million. Now what He's like, keep going?
Speaker 1: But I was so excited to tell him that that
Speaker 1: feeling like like I remember, like the first time ever
Speaker 1: got high in that feeling are probably pretty comparable first
Speaker 1: time the weed ever hit. And you know, now it's
Speaker 1: like I'm yelling about TikTok not fucking working.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, damn, do you remember how excited you
Speaker 2: were for that first one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it is like it's ah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it's just a nice to look back from perspective
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: It's easy to lose that cause I also, you know,
Speaker 2: you remember back when like you had like a baseline
Speaker 2: that your videos would do. Yeah, and then your baseline
Speaker 2: keeps going up, and then when you don't hit your baseline,
Speaker 2: you have to be like, well, remember when you this
Speaker 2: is like the baseline I have now is so much
Speaker 2: higher than it was before, And then you have to
Speaker 2: kind of put into perspective like.
Speaker 1: So, I think my my hunger levels haven't like tampered
Speaker 1: off or anything. I think I'm more just.
Speaker 2: That's the what I'm looking for. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't forge, I don't know what the word I'm
Speaker 1: looking for is, like I'm still just as ambitious as
Speaker 1: I was then, but I think now I'm just or
Speaker 1: I don't know, like not about relationship. I think I'm
Speaker 1: just more like salty towards my own views.
Speaker 2: Maybe No, I don't know. It's hard, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to be better at like accepting things I can't control.
Speaker 2: And there's a weird thing with social media views where
Speaker 2: it's like you kind of can control it because you
Speaker 2: can control the quality. You can control how hard you work.
Speaker 2: You can control how hard you work, and you can
Speaker 2: do your best practices, but then you have to after
Speaker 2: you've done that, just accept that how it's received is outside.
Speaker 1: If youre throwing a football, which I'm not good at,
Speaker 1: but you throw a football in the air, it's like,
Speaker 1: if they catch it, they catch it. If they don't,
Speaker 1: you're like, I did my job, exactly, who's gonna catch it?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 1: Is the algorithm gonna fuck with it?
Speaker 2: Or they're gonna spike that ship down? But try tomorrow exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you have to be content with before you post the video.
Speaker 2: When you look at it and you're like, all right,
Speaker 2: I did my job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 2: Fucking did the best I can and it's in fucking
Speaker 2: God's hands.
Speaker 1: At this point, I can't convince myself to believe anything.
Speaker 1: If I don't try on a video and I post
Speaker 1: it and it does like stupid numbers, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, just because I'm talented. But if I work
Speaker 1: my ass off on a video and at bombs and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, the algorithm they just didn't. Like, I
Speaker 1: can always find something to blame, but in reality, it's
Speaker 1: like there's no rhyme or reason why some videos do
Speaker 1: stupid numbers.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's just it's like gambling.
Speaker 1: You just be like you never if you knew how
Speaker 1: every video was gonna do, I think they'll mess with
Speaker 1: you too. Like, if you knew that having me on
Speaker 1: this video is in, you would do like less views
Speaker 1: on YouTube than anyone else. You'd be like, I'm not
Speaker 1: very excited for it. But if you're like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: this is gonna do astronomical numbers, then you'd be like
Speaker 1: overly excited. You'd be thinking about it. So it's like
Speaker 1: it's good to not know how it's gonna do, because
Speaker 1: then you don't create based on the views.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And and the more that you like track your
Speaker 2: mind to and your happiness and your levels of saltiness. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got to connected disconnected too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The more you attack the attached that your your your
Speaker 2: assaltingest levels and your happiness levels to the views, you
Speaker 2: just get fucked. You just yourself.
Speaker 1: That's something I'd love to work on, is not letting
Speaker 1: views alter how I feel about my own self.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. It is hard because you see
Speaker 2: the little downward thing. Yeah, and you're like, well fucking shit.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, you know, or you have like
Speaker 1: a video pop off and you're walking into a cold stone,
Speaker 1: like give me free reciss pieces.
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny. It's funny that we're talking about this,
Speaker 2: and when we first started, you're just being like, because
Speaker 2: we're in this weird thing where we have the Internet
Speaker 2: and we're getting obsessed with views and that. But we
Speaker 2: start you said at the very beginning of this, you're
Speaker 2: just grateful for fucking trees.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Trees at the end of it, have views. They got leaves,
Speaker 2: Trees have a lot of views. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: people out there looking at the trees. Trees are probably
Speaker 2: the most viral thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got views, but they don't count them. And
Speaker 1: that's maybe how you got to look at it, because.
Speaker 2: One view on YouTube could be one hundred people in
Speaker 2: the room watching, right. Trees don't have views, or trees
Speaker 2: do get views, but they don't count their views, and
Speaker 2: that's why they're so fucking chill.
Speaker 1: That's a metaphor right there. Count your blessing is not
Speaker 1: your views. Put it on a Forever twenty one t shirt.
Speaker 2: Let's see what's going on in here. What else we
Speaker 2: got Hello, gets is this Aubrey?
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 2: Aubrey. How's it going on? I'm here, Trevor, We're hanging out.
Speaker 2: We're being geckos fart and I hope you can't smell it.
Speaker 1: Dude, I've been trying to let one rip.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's I don't give Yeah, I'm weird.
Speaker 2: It might be airy. I don't give fuck.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Even though I've given you permission, you
Speaker 2: still it's.
Speaker 1: But I have to have the permission from the chat
Speaker 1: to do it too.
Speaker 2: I can't. I'd have to get up, Aubrey. Can we
Speaker 2: just try to permission to fart?
Speaker 5: That is a Midwestern you're saying, man.
Speaker 2: Do it into the mic. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. The pressures on. What's going on
Speaker 2: with you? Aubrey? Is it Aubrey? Would you actually.
Speaker 1: You had to have heard that? That's on chat forever.
Speaker 2: God damn it, I've been I'm surprised you haven't heard.
Speaker 2: I've been farting. Really yeah, I'm gonna go in And
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, what if he heard me? Just
Speaker 2: do something? I've had like a non stop diarrhea for
Speaker 2: like a week.
Speaker 1: Really it's there's call into your own podcast.
Speaker 2: I chicklaying it with it today. Aubrey Audrey, Aubrey, what's
Speaker 2: going on with you? How's life? Tell me everything? Tell
Speaker 2: me nothing?
Speaker 5: Oh life, It's kind of crazy right now. Not in
Speaker 5: a physical sense, but so I in the recent past
Speaker 5: year have discovered sort of that I think I might
Speaker 5: be asexual, and anybody who doesn't know what that is,
Speaker 5: in a roundabout way, it's just not desiring sexual activity,
Speaker 5: not really needing, yes, exactly exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So, And I mean, obviously I've been sexually active before
Speaker 5: in my lifetime, but I've never been one to like
Speaker 5: need it. I've been realizing that people needed a lot.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmm. Now that you have a boyfriend
Speaker 2: and that you're having problems with opening up to him
Speaker 2: about this, is that Is that correct?
Speaker 5: That's one hundred percent. Yeah. So he actually lives out
Speaker 5: of state right now and he is moving here next month.
Speaker 1: M Okay, when you see him, do you feel anything
Speaker 1: sexually or you're just like, I'm just glad to see him.
Speaker 1: But there's no like sexual tension.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, there's no like I want to jump your
Speaker 5: bones moments there's yeah.
Speaker 6: It's just uh and it's not him person.
Speaker 5: It's really horrible, but no, it's just you and it's
Speaker 5: not horrible. But you know, yeah, just me. And I
Speaker 5: don't know how to say that to him without not offending. Well,
Speaker 5: I guess yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2: It's hard to take for sure. Yeah, I think at
Speaker 2: it from an angle of like, it's not you, it's
Speaker 2: just what I'm thinking, because he's probably gonna take a
Speaker 2: personal pretty quick. But if you can spin it and
Speaker 2: be like, this is just how I'm feeling in life
Speaker 2: right now, all.
Speaker 1: Right, and then there might be a Wednesday where you
Speaker 1: look at him and you're like, bring that thing over here.
Speaker 1: And that thing I'm referring to is genitals.
Speaker 2: Is he decently do the dirty? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's nothing off putting. I just there's nothing on putting.
Speaker 2: Ooh, and.
Speaker 5: You know I don't have any like I don't know
Speaker 5: the reverse of the ick. I'm not sure how to
Speaker 5: put it.
Speaker 2: M hmm. Okay, So you're not necessarily like just disgusted
Speaker 2: or icked out by bisexual activity. It just does not
Speaker 2: particularly excite you, do you think?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And I would say, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Do you think they like. Sometimes when I eat too
Speaker 2: much like caesar salads, I'm like, I don't want any
Speaker 2: more caesar salads for a while.
Speaker 1: Was there a period where you might have been too
Speaker 1: active with him and you tapped out?
Speaker 2: You know, there's only so many times you can have
Speaker 2: buffalo wild wings before you're like, no more. Bet Doubs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that that is true, but no, we had so
Speaker 5: for our entire relationships so far, we have been sorry
Speaker 5: living or being long distance. He's out of state. So
Speaker 5: we dated back in the day when we were younger,
Speaker 5: but it was more of a I'm not even sure
Speaker 5: what's called that. We were younger, you know, it's just
Speaker 5: a young relationship.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 5: So I wouldn't say that, maybe not with him specifically.
Speaker 5: Maybe I overdid it, like too young, and that just
Speaker 5: made me very unattracted to it. I'm not sureable, but
Speaker 5: I called that.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. So are you you you now? Kind of
Speaker 2: are you? Are you desiring to just maintain a a
Speaker 2: just sexless but purely romantic relationship with your boyfriend moving forward?
Speaker 5: I would love that, but I don't think that's gonna
Speaker 5: fly with him. He definitely could not do that, but
Speaker 5: doesn't that sound. I don't know, it makes it sound horrible.
Speaker 2: But like you keep what you keep saying? Can I
Speaker 2: see that you keep you keep saying this sounds horrible,
Speaker 2: this sounds horrible. What what do you what do you know?
Speaker 2: What do you think is so horrible about it? You
Speaker 2: know what I mean? I mean, it's it's I don't
Speaker 2: think like you know, look, this is the truth. This
Speaker 2: is the way that that you feel. This is just
Speaker 2: is what it is. I don't I don't think that
Speaker 2: that you should be you know, ascribing like a negative
Speaker 2: attribute to it. That's making you beat yourself up? What
Speaker 2: what what are you observing about it? That that is
Speaker 2: so horrible?
Speaker 8: Well, it just is like off putting for me to even.
Speaker 5: Say it out loud. But like I feel like our
Speaker 5: sexual activity, it would be me doing it for him,
Speaker 5: you know, because I'm not really desiring it. I could
Speaker 5: go without it, but then I feel like not that
Speaker 5: it's wort and I don't mind, but like you know,
Speaker 5: the design is not there, so I feel that it's different.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm that's interesting. Mmmm. Well you know still, I
Speaker 2: I I why do you think that that is that
Speaker 2: that is so so horrible? I I I guess bothers
Speaker 2: me that that it sounds like you're beating yourself up
Speaker 2: about the that you feel when it's you know, it's okay.
Speaker 2: People have people have feelings, they have desires or lack thereof,
Speaker 2: and it just kind of it is what it is.
Speaker 2: And I hate to hear that you're being so hard
Speaker 2: on yourself for feeling the way that you feel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. I guess it is all a side
Speaker 5: effect of how I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: And I mean, you also got to take into consideration
Speaker 1: his love language. If it is if he's very like
Speaker 1: kind of like that's hiss he needs, that might be
Speaker 1: a problem. But sometimes you know, whether it's like words
Speaker 1: of affirmations or like whatever it might be that might
Speaker 1: get that same kind of itch for him. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like, if you guys spend good quality time together,
Speaker 1: you might not even be thinking about it. Sure, if
Speaker 1: it comes up every once in a while, turn up,
Speaker 1: But you know, I I I think it's more so
Speaker 1: do you guys enjoy being together, because then usually long
Speaker 1: distance is also hard because you're like, you're not thinking
Speaker 1: about that person, but you might, you know, you might
Speaker 1: see him in the kitchen restocking the rice crispies and
Speaker 1: be like, damn, give me that thing, so you might
Speaker 1: you know, I think if you guys lived together, you
Speaker 1: might just understand each other and each other's bodies and
Speaker 1: your love language a little more. And you know, if
Speaker 1: it didn't work out, it's not because you didn't love
Speaker 1: each other. It's just because you felt one way he
Speaker 1: felt the other. Not saying that it's not, but it's
Speaker 1: you can't take it personal either way. You're not looking
Speaker 1: at him like you're ugly. I don't want to bang you.
Speaker 1: You're just like, I'm just nobody, so I wouldn't. The
Speaker 1: hard part at that is not taking a personal because
Speaker 1: I think anybody would take it personal. I mean a
Speaker 1: guy got cut out of his will earlier on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: took it personal, and he'd you know, who knows.
Speaker 2: You know, and he I feel like like he didn't
Speaker 2: really need to take a personal and I feel like,
Speaker 2: you know a lot of people are at here taking
Speaker 2: things personally when they just are the way that they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think where you get in troubles
Speaker 1: where you don't will you hide your feelings. And if
Speaker 1: you didn't and tell him that, then he'd be like
Speaker 1: he might like it might come out in an argument.
Speaker 1: But if you go about in like mature way, like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is how been feeling, it's nothing personal, then he
Speaker 1: can come at it from a viewpoint and be like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I had no idea you felt the way. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: You know, how can we you know, how can I
Speaker 1: help you? But if it comes out in an argument,
Speaker 1: he's like, why don't you ever want to fucking sixty nine.
Speaker 2: With me, babe? And then be like, it's cause I
Speaker 2: don't fucking want anyone. Then it's then it's coming out
Speaker 2: in a hostile environment, right right, Put it preemptively, throw
Speaker 2: it out there, Yeah, you don't want to live with him?
Speaker 1: And then like three months in he's like you catch
Speaker 1: him with a flashlight and he's like, yeah, sorry, you know,
Speaker 1: so you gotta you gotta Like kind of it is
Speaker 1: weird because I'm not a very confrontational guy, and I
Speaker 1: would be nervous too, But I think it's better to
Speaker 1: have the conversation. Just put it on the table, because
Speaker 1: that's at the end of the day, that's who you are,
Speaker 1: and you don't want to have to feel like you're
Speaker 1: living a different life just to make somebody else happy, right.
Speaker 2: So do you feel confident that you that you are
Speaker 2: gonna want to have this converse with him?
Speaker 5: Yes? I think I don't know whether to have it
Speaker 5: before he moves here or after he moves here. I
Speaker 5: don't obviously that's not going to change anything, But I
Speaker 5: don't know if this discussion is better had in person
Speaker 5: or over the phone.
Speaker 2: M Hm.
Speaker 1: I might do before the move, because if he gets
Speaker 1: with cold feet or something, is that what it's called?
Speaker 1: Because if he if before the if he like then
Speaker 1: cancels the move, then he probably wasn't the guy in.
Speaker 2: The first place, right, Because if you're like, hey, this
Speaker 2: is yeah, I feel true.
Speaker 1: But and then if it's like three weeks and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh yo, I ran out of gas. I actually can't
Speaker 1: move gas price or high, and then you're like, oh
Speaker 1: oh yea because last time he does how to move
Speaker 1: in then he throws a bit, and then you know,
Speaker 1: dudes aren't really good with reasoning.
Speaker 2: He's all fucking moved here. You can't even give me
Speaker 2: a little bit of cooter, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So you got to like maybe just pamptively be like, hey,
Speaker 2: he just heads up like nothing personal, but just get
Speaker 2: it out. You're holding in a fart right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is a big in that part, and.
Speaker 1: You don't want to let it out. Let it out
Speaker 1: over the phone because he doesn't have to smell it exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. I like that.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's really just testing the maturity levels
Speaker 1: at this point, because if he really wants to be
Speaker 1: with you, he'll be like, Yeah, it's not a problem
Speaker 1: at all, as long as you can enjoy each other's company.
Speaker 1: Enjoying each other's company is so much better than having
Speaker 1: like a crazy sex life, because yeah.
Speaker 5: It's telling me I know all about.
Speaker 1: It six seven eight, you know, seconds, minutes, whatever you
Speaker 1: out here doing. But then you spend the rest of
Speaker 1: the day with them. It's like, if if you can
Speaker 1: enjoy your time together, that will go so much farther
Speaker 1: than any bedroom chemistry. And that's coming from a get go.
Speaker 6: I agree.
Speaker 2: And gechos are very very sexually active, are they? Actually?
Speaker 2: I actually know very little about gchos. I know that
Speaker 2: they can stick to any surface except in teplaw, but
Speaker 2: that's the only fact that.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I also want to say to the people of
Speaker 2: the computer before we go, I just.
Speaker 5: Want to say shout out to manut Walk. I know,
Speaker 5: I know, Trev get kids Manutwalk minute.
Speaker 6: I grew up there.
Speaker 8: But oh yeah, peace out Internet.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Thanks.
Speaker 2: How does it? How do you feel like now that
Speaker 2: you've kind of been sitting in the costume for an hour?
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're getting comfortable? I almost forgot
Speaker 2: that I was wearing this. Yeah, that's what happens. I
Speaker 2: walk around outside forgetting that.
Speaker 1: I'm It's funny if like you, you probably don't smoke
Speaker 1: cigarettes or anything, but it would be a funny visual
Speaker 1: to look outside and see a geck o chain smoking
Speaker 1: some like marborols.
Speaker 2: What about me makes you think I don't smoke cigarettes?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 2: You smoke for sure? I don't smoke. Actually right, you
Speaker 2: just seem too.
Speaker 1: Calm, and I feel like, how do you know I'm
Speaker 1: not calm because of the cigarettes?
Speaker 2: WHOA?
Speaker 1: I don't think about that because usually from experiences I've
Speaker 1: met with people that smoke right before they do a thing.
Speaker 1: But if the episode started at six five fifty seven,
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm gonna go rip up quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, do you smoke cigarettes? I don't have you ever
Speaker 2: smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 1: One time an eighth grade, my friend Jordan brought over
Speaker 1: a pack of cigarettes and he was moving, so he's like,
Speaker 1: we got to smoke an entire pack. And we went
Speaker 1: outside in the riverbed and we smoked an entire pack,
Speaker 1: just me and him.
Speaker 2: I mean, you never want to do it again. One sitting. Oh,
Speaker 2: I was not.
Speaker 1: I was so nauseous. I felt like I was on
Speaker 1: a roller coaster but I was sitting down.
Speaker 2: Uh that's why they do That's why they do that, right.
Speaker 1: But it was so funny, Like I was excited to
Speaker 1: go do it. And then we just like like by
Speaker 1: my parents' old house, there was like this like river bed,
Speaker 1: there was like this like creak and shit, and we
Speaker 1: just went in this alley way and we just changed
Speaker 1: smoke like seven cigarettes barely even in but like literally
Speaker 1: the eighth grade going into our freshman year. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: would have been a really funny visual to look outside
Speaker 1: of your window though at.
Speaker 2: Night and seeing like two eighth gunters just chained smoking.
Speaker 2: Like the hell aly so stressed out about you smoked
Speaker 2: all the cigarettes that you like had sort of padded
Speaker 2: out throughout your life, but you just did in one sitting.
Speaker 1: At one point I had three cigarett my hand all lit.
Speaker 2: You smoked them at once. Yeah. You It sounded like
Speaker 2: the coolest eighth grader.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, it was like ripping a hemy. This shit
Speaker 1: was I felt like it was.
Speaker 2: It was fucking truck month. It was crazy. Do you
Speaker 2: get high? Do I? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yoh yeah, Like I'd say, I'd say, like maybe a
Speaker 1: handful times a month, do you?
Speaker 2: When you do? You ever perform a little stone or
Speaker 2: a little drunkard and try not often.
Speaker 1: I like to just be very like in control. But
Speaker 1: there used to be a show in North Hollywood. It
Speaker 1: was an open mic, but they would like book comedians
Speaker 1: at the end of it to like close it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was at a dispensary, and I felt like
Speaker 1: if the audience was high, I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't mind being too high.
Speaker 1: Sure there was a level of connection.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, if you're high and the audience is sober
Speaker 1: and you say some fucking cooked ass shit, they're like what.
Speaker 1: But when everyone's high and you're like, you know what
Speaker 1: talking about and they're like yeah, You're like it feels
Speaker 1: like you have a secret that everybody air dropped to
Speaker 1: each other, into each other and you can only access
Speaker 1: the feeling.
Speaker 2: And it was on the same level.
Speaker 1: On drecent Like if there was a security guard working
Speaker 1: in the front door and he wasn't high, he wouldn't
Speaker 1: get it. But everyone who's like high and it's kind
Speaker 1: of cool. It was like this intimate like weed coffee
Speaker 1: shop and there'd be like twenty audience members and like
Speaker 1: it was fun because you could literally just like like
Speaker 1: you never want to try these jokes out in front
Speaker 1: of like a paying crowd at like a comedy club,
Speaker 1: but you're like, I'm just gonna this is some shit
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't even put on Twitter, but here we go,
Speaker 1: and the crowd would be like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, because they their brains have been opened. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: you'd all like pass down like one joint. So it's
Speaker 2: like kind of the same strand so everybody's kind of
Speaker 2: on the same trip that those were.
Speaker 1: But those are fun, but then the drive home you'd
Speaker 1: always be like, man, what the fuck my floating right now?
Speaker 2: You ever just forget that driving high is like extremely illegal?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You ever look up on your dash you're doing forty
Speaker 1: five in the middle lane.
Speaker 2: You ever seen those billboards that say this is a
Speaker 2: sign not. Have you ever seen one of those while
Speaker 2: you're high? I don't know if I have, but I've
Speaker 2: seen signs that drive on not high, And usually it's
Speaker 2: like seeing.
Speaker 1: My dashboard when I'm going thirty. Yeah, people are flying
Speaker 1: past you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, at least I feel like, because if you
Speaker 2: drive high, you're probably going too slow. But it's to
Speaker 2: the people who drive drunk that go fast, And it
Speaker 2: is interesting. Drunk, you drive fast, high, you drive slow?
Speaker 2: What do you drive the appropriate amount on? I feel
Speaker 2: like math maeah. Yeah. I feel like driving high would
Speaker 2: be okay, but only if everybody on the road was high.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think you could drive high in traffic, But I
Speaker 1: think I overanalyze everything too much, like when you drive now,
Speaker 1: like you don't think about what your feet are doing.
Speaker 1: But if I was like hi, I'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: too much gas. I think I would try to drive
Speaker 1: fast if I was off the weed, and I'd be
Speaker 1: doing like sixty seven and be like this is too quick.
Speaker 2: I guess there's a turn coming up. Man, driving's fucked up.
Speaker 1: It's wild that we all trust each other on the road.
Speaker 1: We I mean, we listen to small white lines to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, stay in here. Okay, a car pool lane.
Speaker 1: We listen on that.
Speaker 2: We're like like on the on a two lane street,
Speaker 2: just on a We're like jousting, dude, the fucking cars. Reme,
Speaker 2: we're getting high, we're getting drunk, we're doing math.
Speaker 1: And the fact that anybody can just get in a
Speaker 1: car and then use it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get a car when you're sixteen, sixteen insane.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's wild. It's just it blows my
Speaker 1: mind that we all just listen to street lights and directions.
Speaker 1: Some people don't, but uh, you know, they're usually in jail.
Speaker 2: But it is wild that you're like, here's a car,
Speaker 2: figure it out. I think you should, uh, we should
Speaker 2: roll with the whole trying to change I don't know
Speaker 2: who you would campaign to or lobby to for this,
Speaker 2: but changing red and green because I do I do
Speaker 2: agree that red is a little more calling I would do.
Speaker 1: Instead of red, I do like a violet, like a purple. Oh,
Speaker 1: because this is Red's like fucking stop. But Purple's like,
Speaker 1: hey man, what'd you doing over there? Coming to a
Speaker 1: slow stop?
Speaker 2: It's like jazz. Yeah, hey, don't you sit here and
Speaker 2: enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Red's too like fuck, well, I don't know what yellow does.
Speaker 1: Yellow is really just yellow is very passive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you also just like time to nut up or
Speaker 2: shut up type shit. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I get to my dad stops at yellows. I try
Speaker 1: to get this joke to work on stage once. It's
Speaker 1: like you could tell how old you're getting based on
Speaker 1: how far you stop back from the red light. My
Speaker 1: dad stops like a football field away from the light,
Speaker 1: just so much space between him and the crosswalk.
Speaker 2: You know what, that's smart. I feel like you have
Speaker 2: a better chance of not dying than the people who
Speaker 2: they try to gun for the h Let's see.
Speaker 1: But if you're like fifteen, you stop in the crosswalk,
Speaker 1: you're like on top of a bird scooter.
Speaker 2: Do you have anything you want to plug to the people,
Speaker 2: and we have like a little halfway point half way
Speaker 2: you want to do it? Well, I'll find another on
Speaker 2: tour in two weeks I stand up tour. I'm going all.
Speaker 1: Over the US, Florida, Texas, a lot of other places
Speaker 1: forget we can get my Instagram or Trevor Wallascomedy dot
Speaker 1: com see how the tour dates.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of cool places. That's really it. I
Speaker 2: have a podcast, stiff socks, you want to a phone call,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna drink some water as a get goes? Do
Speaker 2: do you think? Jonas?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hello, what's going on? How are you? My friend?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: How are you get I'm doing okay. I'm here with Trevor.
Speaker 2: I'm about I'm about to shyly ask him for a
Speaker 2: fruit snack. I don't want to let him get like
Speaker 2: the first blood.
Speaker 7: Oh fruits are young?
Speaker 3: Are they?
Speaker 2: Do you have a favorite one of those?
Speaker 1: The waltz is probably the uh kind of like the
Speaker 1: raspberry looking one up there?
Speaker 2: I no, you get first blood? I feel bad. I'll
Speaker 2: I'll take one. You gave me way too many here
Speaker 2: let me I'll keep these two dog talk. What we're
Speaker 2: talking about today? Jonas? Hit us, dude, We're ready, We're here,
Speaker 2: We're gecked up, We're bricked up, gecked up, breaked up,
Speaker 2: all the ups.
Speaker 7: All right, bro, all right, so let me start from
Speaker 7: I'll give you some context.
Speaker 3: H at me.
Speaker 7: My friend and my sister.
Speaker 3: All worked at the pool together as lifeguards.
Speaker 7: And for like the past four years, and over the
Speaker 7: years it's been kind of a joke that my friend
Speaker 7: should date my sister because I thought her boyfriend at
Speaker 7: the time, which was like a few years ago, was
Speaker 7: really boring. I compared his personality to a slice of
Speaker 7: white bread.
Speaker 3: Help, what's up.
Speaker 7: Like plain white bread?
Speaker 8: Like boring?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, fast forward.
Speaker 7: The beginning of this summer. Uh, my sister and my
Speaker 7: friend started dating, and I was very conflicted about that.
Speaker 7: I thought it was kind of about I said.
Speaker 3: Okay at first, because I was very surprised.
Speaker 7: Because my sister broke up with her boyfriend at the
Speaker 7: time out of it, and then the next day started
Speaker 7: dating my friend. So I was like, I thought that
Speaker 7: was very strange behavior.
Speaker 2: Why why why are you conflicted about this?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I like, at first I thought it would you know,
Speaker 7: it would be cool to have my friend and my
Speaker 7: sister together because, like you know, they're very both important
Speaker 7: people in my life. But and then I started to
Speaker 7: think about, like what could happen if they break up
Speaker 7: or if something goes wrong, Like I have to take
Speaker 7: my sister's side because she's my sister, She'll always be
Speaker 7: my sister. But you know, it makes things cloudy for
Speaker 7: my friend Jonas.
Speaker 2: Let me let me bring this up and tell me
Speaker 2: this is true. It says here that you gave your
Speaker 2: friend an ultimatum. Says you asked It says that you
Speaker 2: asked her. It says you asked him my boss, it's
Speaker 2: me or your fucking friend. Yeah, it says here that's
Speaker 2: what you ask that's true.
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, that was a few days ago.
Speaker 1: That was Wednesday, last Wednesday, as your friend picked aside.
Speaker 7: Yet, Yeah, he told me he's sicking my sister.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. So now I was not expecting that.
Speaker 7: Oh and and he told me that, like while I
Speaker 7: had COVID and I just got over COVID, and now
Speaker 7: like me and my friend Gobrol hanging out together together,
Speaker 7: and now I like have to see him, and it's
Speaker 7: like I talked to everybody except for him. It's just
Speaker 7: like there's this there's this eleson in the room that
Speaker 7: it makes everything kind of uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: That's a tough one. He I really thought when you
Speaker 1: give the ultimatum, he'd be like, there's gotta be a
Speaker 1: better way to talk about this, but he he did.
Speaker 1: He's not thinking with his brain, He's thinking with something else.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna say that because that's your sister.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, I believe his exact words, where I can't
Speaker 7: be friends with somebody who can't let me be happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm bout I'm with your friends. Say I'm with you,
Speaker 2: I'm with your friend in the.
Speaker 1: World where you guys can all.
Speaker 2: Why did why did you? Why did you ask him
Speaker 2: to pick between you and the sister? What was the
Speaker 2: Are you going to suck him off? Or is that long?
Speaker 3: Pop?
Speaker 7: I was very conflicted during the whole thing, and it
Speaker 7: like this is lasted this entire summer, and I I
Speaker 7: got I started to get really uncomfortable because I think
Speaker 7: she would start coming, sorry, hangout and like I like
Speaker 7: hanging out with my sister, but like when she's like
Speaker 7: making out with my friend in the corner, it's kind
Speaker 7: of weird.
Speaker 2: Okay, But so because it's kind of because it's kind
Speaker 2: of weird for you, you want him to break up
Speaker 2: with your sister?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you. This is your sister and this
Speaker 2: is from a different perspective, not you, bro.
Speaker 7: I don't think I can answer that.
Speaker 1: I think everybody knows that their sisters attractive or not.
Speaker 1: You don't have you don't have to be attracted to her,
Speaker 1: but you're like, oh, my family is you know we
Speaker 1: look decent.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I can recognize you know as a game
Speaker 7: recognized game.
Speaker 2: Well, let me ask you this. Are you a good
Speaker 2: looking dude?
Speaker 7: I'm a good looking dude. Man, I work you're a.
Speaker 2: Good looking Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if you're a good looking then it must run
Speaker 1: in the family, is what I'm trying to say here.
Speaker 2: I do think there's a world where you guys can both.
Speaker 2: What you could do is ask them. But hey, can
Speaker 2: you guys, when you're around me, keep the PDA down.
Speaker 2: That's that's fair, That's reasonable. I think that. I think
Speaker 2: that's a reasonable. Yeah, I think it's a reasonable thing
Speaker 2: to ask. I think asking him to completely break up.
Speaker 1: With all or nothing is is. It's a power play,
Speaker 1: and it's a pretty sick move on your end, but
Speaker 1: it is a lot to ask.
Speaker 2: Listen, man, your sister, you're nineteen years old, You're you're adults.
Speaker 2: Your sister is a person that is separate from you.
Speaker 2: You don't own her in any way because she's just
Speaker 2: She can do whatever she wants. But it is tough.
Speaker 1: I hear both sides, because you're losing your best friend
Speaker 1: because now you're going to hit him aout to hang
Speaker 1: out or and then he's with your sister or you're
Speaker 1: going to be you like, he's at your house and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, what's up. Did you want to go
Speaker 1: play frisbee golf? And he's like, no, I'm hanging out
Speaker 1: with your sister.
Speaker 2: It is interesting.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well like in situations like that, it's like weird
Speaker 7: for me, Like, oh, all right, but I would do
Speaker 7: the thing where I would I would offer, yeah, just
Speaker 7: to keep the PDA down. But we're all about to
Speaker 7: go back to college and he goes to college very
Speaker 7: far away in Florida, and then and it's kind of
Speaker 7: being forced to end. But he told me that he
Speaker 7: expects this to be a long distance thing, and my
Speaker 7: sister told my parents that it's not going to be
Speaker 7: a long distance thing. So I'm getting conflicting information.
Speaker 2: Well that's the bigger issue here. It's not the PDA.
Speaker 1: It's a fact that he's like, nah, this ain't shit,
Speaker 1: and she's like or no, He's like this is the
Speaker 1: one and she's like nah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Guess that's the case. You don't even have anything, you
Speaker 2: don't even have anything to worry about.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're gonna get your boy back a sap.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know, because I don't know if my
Speaker 7: sister's trying to play it for my parents, be like, oh,
Speaker 7: this is because my parents don't like this situation. They're
Speaker 7: they're very against me.
Speaker 2: Why don't the parents in this situation? Why is everyone
Speaker 2: getting so I feel bad for your sister?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Why is everyone getting so involved in her shit? You,
Speaker 2: her parents, your parents? Why is there one getting in
Speaker 2: her ship? Let her fucking live her life?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Or does Yeah? Does your buddy have a hot sister?
Speaker 1: Then you hit the una reverse card you start dating
Speaker 1: his sister?
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's they're older though they're like they're twenty, they're
Speaker 7: in their like late twenties.
Speaker 1: Well, little little guilt faction. What are we talking?
Speaker 7: Uh? What was I gonna say? Yeah, my parents are
Speaker 7: very against it. They're very worried about my sister because
Speaker 7: she's been making a series of not great decisions.
Speaker 2: Series unfortunate. Okay, what what other kind of series?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's you know, not a bit.
Speaker 1: Let me paint this picture for you. Let's say they
Speaker 1: break up, you get your boy back. But let's say
Speaker 1: they stay together and they get married. Now you're what's
Speaker 1: that theah.
Speaker 2: I feel like that your brother in law.
Speaker 1: Is your best friend.
Speaker 7: I mean, if that, if it wasn't that way, that
Speaker 7: would be awesome.
Speaker 5: But I feel like we have I think the problem is.
Speaker 7: Twenty to grow and figure stuff out. If it goes
Speaker 7: that way, that would be great. But if they break
Speaker 7: up and now it's like I have to not talk
Speaker 7: to you anymore, that's you know, that's the worst case scenario.
Speaker 2: I guess depends.
Speaker 1: If they break up peacefully, then you're still good. But
Speaker 1: if it's like not a good breakup, then yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to. I think the big issue is is the
Speaker 1: PDA that they're pushing on you. You're in the back
Speaker 1: of an uber trying to go to the fair and
Speaker 1: get some you know, funnel cakes, and and they're making
Speaker 1: out in the back of a you know, corolla.
Speaker 2: I think, I I I agree with that. I think
Speaker 2: I think if you wanted to, if you wanted to
Speaker 2: express that the PDA is too much, I think that
Speaker 2: would be That's an easy ask. I think that's an
Speaker 2: easy ask, just like, hey, listen, look your dating my sister.
Speaker 2: It is what it is. You too, are your own
Speaker 2: independent people, do what you want. Be happy. Because I
Speaker 2: felt what your friend said. You know, I don't want
Speaker 2: to be friends with someoney's not gonna let me be happy.
Speaker 2: I kind of I kind of felt that, you know,
Speaker 2: and I get your sister being all pissed off that
Speaker 2: her brother the PA and look, but but if you say, like, listen,
Speaker 2: I want you to be happy. But just if you could,
Speaker 2: because I want to make out when I'm right in front.
Speaker 1: Of a good couple, will let you. Will make you
Speaker 1: feel like you're just hanging out with friends. It's not
Speaker 1: even like you're hanging out with somebody who's like too
Speaker 1: lovey ducky.
Speaker 2: No, definitely, and that's any couple, not even if the
Speaker 2: person is your sister.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I would just ask for the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, don't tune it down a little.
Speaker 7: Well, they're not going to be hanging out for much
Speaker 7: longer because we're all leaving soon. So I if we
Speaker 7: come back from Rake or next summer and it comes
Speaker 7: to that, I guess I can do that. But in
Speaker 7: that when I gave him the ultimatum, I kind of said, like,
Speaker 7: all right, I cannot be friends with you anymore, so
Speaker 7: i'd have to like bring it back from that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would take a month by month.
Speaker 2: Who knows.
Speaker 1: You know, they might stay together, they might not, But
Speaker 1: you know, I don't really think it's too big of
Speaker 1: a deal.
Speaker 2: Genes. Is there anything else you want to say to
Speaker 2: the people the computer before we go?
Speaker 7: I just want to say, Gek, I listened to your
Speaker 7: podcast when.
Speaker 2: I work out.
Speaker 7: It's great. I listened to it on the way up
Speaker 7: to I did a roach up with my dad up
Speaker 7: to New York, did some hiking.
Speaker 3: He thought that you were great.
Speaker 7: Appreciate the work you do. If you do, If you
Speaker 7: want to ever do a live show, come to College Park,
Speaker 7: Maryland would love to have you.
Speaker 2: I'll be in the fucking Washington to come down. Come
Speaker 2: down to Washington, d C. On the Miracle Theater. Oh,
Speaker 2: September four September fourteenth. Oh, beautiful you're going to when
Speaker 2: you come to DC? Go see Trevor. Was just in
Speaker 2: DC on the last tour. You miss Trevor when he
Speaker 2: comes back, go see him too. I feel as though
Speaker 2: I'm right there with you, looking up your sweat at
Speaker 2: the gym and hanging out with your dad. So it's
Speaker 2: beautiful having this partnership. Good luck, Jonas. That's a mob boss. Shit.
Speaker 2: It's either me, you fucking sister. I don't I dude,
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel bad for that. I feel
Speaker 2: bad for the sister. Man Like I guess, I guess
Speaker 2: it's I guess what would you do in that position?
Speaker 2: You're dating the sister and then the friend goes it's
Speaker 2: me or the girl you're dating? You know if okay,
Speaker 2: you know now that now I'm now that I'm thinking
Speaker 2: about it from not jonas objective but friends like I
Speaker 2: would feel kind of bad that my friend feels weird,
Speaker 2: but also like but like objectively speaking to me observing
Speaker 2: the situation, I'm really like, dude, let your sister and
Speaker 2: you let your friend do whatever you want, and just like,
Speaker 2: like I because he's trying, he's like just trying to
Speaker 2: control everything and you can't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think that you know that you can
Speaker 1: see your homies every day, but finding something you find
Speaker 1: a valid connection with the feeling of like love, and
Speaker 1: that that like that new love feeling is such a
Speaker 1: great wholesome feeling that like you will forever always dude,
Speaker 1: you will shut everyone else out just when you start
Speaker 1: feeling catching feelings for somebody right sure that like emotional
Speaker 1: feeling you get from somebody else. You're like, bro, I
Speaker 1: don't cool, Doc, this is your sister sick. I'll see
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Ilso just you know. I went like, he's what, he's nineteen,
Speaker 2: he's just now entering. They like, don't like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: learn learn, learn to navigate around without like getting giving
Speaker 2: people ultimatum. Dude.
Speaker 1: But if I was nineteen, I'd do the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's him, I'd be like, well, it's fucking me or her.
Speaker 1: But then if I was a friend, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I hear you, but I'm going with her. I need
Speaker 1: a prom date.
Speaker 3: Dog.
Speaker 1: Gabriel, Gabriel, Gabriel, Gabriel, Domino's right front. What Gabriel, this
Speaker 1: is your father, come home.
Speaker 2: We miss you. Gabriel, this is your mother. We also
Speaker 2: miss you. We missed you too. What's going on? Gabriel?
Speaker 6: Hey, uh, I have been lying to my parents that
Speaker 6: then I've been going to college.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: In your where where are you?
Speaker 2: You're not at home, obviously? Where are you?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm in my car right now, actually.
Speaker 2: Sir, I just got home. Okay, Gabri. So you're you're
Speaker 2: telling your parents that you're going to college and you're
Speaker 2: not what are you doing? Where are you going? That's
Speaker 2: what I was trying to ask when uh, your parents
Speaker 2: think you're at school.
Speaker 6: So so here's the thing, so that I you know,
Speaker 6: I'm nineteen. I started college last year, right uh and uh,
Speaker 6: I signed up for classes. I paid for my tuition
Speaker 6: everything and it wasn't cheap, and I started going. But
Speaker 6: after a few weeks, i'd say about a month or so,
Speaker 6: I've I really just lost a lot of motivation, like
Speaker 6: for for the stuff that I was studying for. I
Speaker 6: just lost so much motivation mhm. And I just didn't
Speaker 6: have the I guess the just the motivation to go back.
Speaker 6: And you know, one I just tell myself just not
Speaker 6: coming anymore. Like I woke up and I'm like, man,
Speaker 6: I just don't want to go to this anymore.
Speaker 1: So where did you go?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 6: I would well go to work. I took up extra
Speaker 6: shifts at my place of work, and I just work
Speaker 6: and kind of lose myself in.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, dude, so you're you're okay. First of all,
Speaker 2: let's let's unpack this. Okay, you do your parents think
Speaker 2: that you are paying to go to school.
Speaker 6: I am paying to go to school, Like I.
Speaker 2: You're you're paying money. You're paying money for classes that
Speaker 2: you're not going to.
Speaker 6: Last semester. Yeah, that was the case this semester. I
Speaker 6: think I didn't even bother signing up.
Speaker 2: Okay, so so you were not you're not currently paying
Speaker 2: for classes that you were not going to.
Speaker 3: Currently?
Speaker 2: No, and then do you live with your parents?
Speaker 6: I live with my mother, yes.
Speaker 2: And is your mother letting you live with her on
Speaker 2: the condition that you're going to school?
Speaker 6: So I don't believe that it's more of the you know,
Speaker 6: if you don't go to school, I'm kicking you out.
Speaker 6: I think it's more that I pay my dues.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, I mean when you said you were, when
Speaker 2: you said you were like lost your motivation, you're not
Speaker 2: going to school, I thought you were like sitting at
Speaker 2: home or like you're going to fends like playing Xbox
Speaker 2: and smoking weed or something like that. Sounds like you're
Speaker 2: still being productive.
Speaker 6: Well it was plenty of I guess it was plenty
Speaker 6: of that happening as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, did have.
Speaker 8: I did have my fair share of like smoke sessions?
Speaker 2: Whoa is she listening right now? Dude?
Speaker 3: You can get no.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm on my own.
Speaker 1: Well, I know plenty of people that as long as
Speaker 1: you're staying busy with work, I don't see it as
Speaker 1: the worst thing. A lot of people go to college
Speaker 1: to figure out what they want to do for work,
Speaker 1: or they get a job right out of college and
Speaker 1: they stay with that. So as long as you stay
Speaker 1: with the steady job, when you're staying busy, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's the worst thing.
Speaker 2: In college.
Speaker 1: You can always go back to you can always you know,
Speaker 1: go a couple of years and be like, all right,
Speaker 1: I wanted to give this quarrel again, But do you
Speaker 1: know what you want to do long term?
Speaker 2: Are you kind of just vibing?
Speaker 6: I'm kind of just like, I'm just going through the
Speaker 6: motions to be coming. I hate my job.
Speaker 8: I don't like what's a job?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 6: I manage a laundromt.
Speaker 2: You're the manager, Well, pretty impressive. I feel like managing
Speaker 2: a laundry Matt at nineteen. Yeah, it's more impressive than
Speaker 2: you take classes. Yeah, to be honest with you, do
Speaker 2: your paychecks come in quarters?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, I think everybody was they don't.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 6: I do love the quarters though. I love it when
Speaker 6: somebody brings about fifty dollars quarters and have to count
Speaker 6: a matter for what else?
Speaker 2: Do you love, Gabriel? What lights your heart on fire?
Speaker 2: Where do we? I'm trying to like where we want
Speaker 2: to go with your life here? Because you don't like
Speaker 2: this laundry matt job, you're living in a New Jersey.
Speaker 2: You don't like what? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is what's twenty twenty three looking like?
Speaker 2: For G? Money over here?
Speaker 6: G money?
Speaker 5: Shit?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: I love, I love new experiences. I want well, I'm planning.
Speaker 6: I'm currently planning on traveling. I'm planning on just you know,
Speaker 6: because because it's my mindset right now is I'm young, Right,
Speaker 6: I'm young. I can do stupid ship, but I can't
Speaker 6: say ship right.
Speaker 2: You can say whatever you want. Can't say you're young
Speaker 2: and beautiful. If you have to hang out, I could
Speaker 2: do for a young, wild and free you know tattooed
Speaker 2: on my cap yep? Do really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean team, as long as you're staying in work
Speaker 1: and you have an income.
Speaker 2: I don't think you.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I want to say
Speaker 1: you don't need college, but but college for me is
Speaker 1: where I just met.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I met a lot of cool people there, but I
Speaker 1: didn't use really into the skills from it. I studied film,
Speaker 1: but like they were like they were like, here's a
Speaker 1: giant ass like news reporter camera.
Speaker 2: I'm like, is this I'm trying to make vines? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you what are you passionate about? G money? What
Speaker 2: you know? What are you passionate about?
Speaker 1: What? Do you have a bigger picture that you think
Speaker 1: about sometimes?
Speaker 2: Do you want to be an influence?
Speaker 10: Cincinnati earlier, I I've not seen myself becoming an influencer
Speaker 10: at all. I think, lad, I see myself at a
Speaker 10: at a career, you know. I'd like to see myself
Speaker 10: at a career and like, let's talk long term, my
Speaker 10: ten years from now, I see myself at a job,
Speaker 10: you know. And I don't mind the whole, you know,
Speaker 10: repetitive stuff. I enjoy going to work.
Speaker 6: I just sat my current job. But the thing is,
Speaker 6: as of right now, I'd like to do more. I'd
Speaker 6: like to take advantage of the fact that I'm nineteen.
Speaker 6: I'd like to because you know, I'm planning a trip
Speaker 6: to Ecuador, I'm trying planning a trip to Puerto Rico.
Speaker 6: I'm planning a trip to Canada. I'm planning a bunch
Speaker 6: of stuff, but I'd like to just go ahead and
Speaker 6: take advent. But I find myself in this really like
Speaker 6: awfarddition because my you know, parents are like, well what
Speaker 6: about classes, like where don't don't don't your teachers care
Speaker 6: that you're leaving those to teachers? Care that you, you know,
Speaker 6: are missing classes. And I'm like, how do I tell
Speaker 6: them that, well, I'm not going to classes.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Brother the bandaid off and tell them, yeah, you might
Speaker 2: have to.
Speaker 1: They're they're gonna they're gonna know, yeah, you're December rolls
Speaker 1: around and it's finals time and and you're just at work.
Speaker 1: They might have a few cues question Jones.
Speaker 2: Well, see see how they re acts.
Speaker 1: Because your mom might be like, well, if you don't
Speaker 1: go to college, you got to get out of the house.
Speaker 2: Then you'd be like, okay, well let me figure this out.
Speaker 2: But but if you come well, actually, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You could come in with hot with a plan and
Speaker 1: be like I'm gonna manage this laundromat and then I'm
Speaker 1: also managed another one, and then you know, you you
Speaker 1: come in on some entrepreneurial shit.
Speaker 2: You might impress her and she might be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: do what you want.
Speaker 1: But I remember when I told my parents I was
Speaker 1: quitting my day job to pursue videos full time. It
Speaker 1: took me a couple It took me like months to
Speaker 1: like grow the courage to tell my parents, and by
Speaker 1: the time I did it, I had proven based on
Speaker 1: views and videos that I was capable of doing it,
Speaker 1: and they were like, yeah, we support you. So if
Speaker 1: you if you can come at them and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm quitting my I'm quitting college, but I have X,
Speaker 1: Y and Z mapped out, they might be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: he seems like he knows he's doing.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do think if you go, you might find yourself
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, dude, you know what the answers
Speaker 1: were right here. This is what I want to be
Speaker 1: in life. I want to travel or I want to
Speaker 1: you know, start a Harley Davidson dealer.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: You could even travel all the way to Ecuador and
Speaker 2: be like, man, Ecuador is fine, but like I missed
Speaker 2: the laundry man, I missed the laundry man. You can
Speaker 2: discover that what you were looking for was right in
Speaker 2: front of you this entire time exactly. Yeah. Maybe, well,
Speaker 2: Gabriel Man Here's the thing is, I agree with Trevor.
Speaker 2: I think that you know you're not gonna be able
Speaker 2: to hide it for for too much longer. And the world,
Speaker 2: the world is infinite. I think you have a good
Speaker 2: instinct on you to travel and try to find yourself,
Speaker 2: and I hope you pursue be nineteen. Like you said, Gabriel,
Speaker 2: is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 2: people of the computer before we go?
Speaker 6: Don't do hard. I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: And that's coming from somebody who works at a laundromat.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. That's J money, turn up, G money,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, best of luck. What do you
Speaker 1: think I had a friend in college who stopped going
Speaker 1: and they just didn't tell their parents. You you really
Speaker 1: have about a semester until you have because if you're
Speaker 1: well when you live at home, it might even be
Speaker 1: less because because this guy lived away from home, but
Speaker 1: he just stopped like let's say, of September August. Classes
Speaker 1: started in September, Like fuck this, you really got October, November,
Speaker 1: half December to just say, because even when you go
Speaker 1: back for thanks even break, people are gonna have questions.
Speaker 2: I think the underlying problem is like caring a lot
Speaker 2: about what his mom thinks about his life. It's tricky
Speaker 2: when you live with them alone, if you have a
Speaker 2: loane like yeah, yeah, and you do live with them unfortunately.
Speaker 1: You know, there are rules and there's cliches that parents
Speaker 1: and say, if you're under this roof, you gotta do.
Speaker 2: But it's like kind of sucking. True. Just poke myself
Speaker 2: with a what are they with? Gecko? Hand? I feel
Speaker 2: there's a better.
Speaker 1: Term glove glove, but uh, what are they?
Speaker 2: Paul? Not a pot?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: I'm like, like, Okay, gecko. Uh, there's Celia. That's the
Speaker 2: name of the the little hairs on the but we
Speaker 2: don't there's no celia on this. How's your eye doing?
Speaker 2: It's a little watery? Okay? Do you need me to
Speaker 2: I don't know what I know. I'm alright, I'm good,
Speaker 2: I'm good. Good. Do to help you nothing, You're good.
Speaker 2: Let's talk to let's talk to Laney from Texas. You're
Speaker 2: okay with Texas? Texas? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Texas is too big cut that place in her TWI
Speaker 1: how does North Dakota also have a South Dakota but
Speaker 1: Texas is one?
Speaker 2: And answers for any of this answer.
Speaker 4: Well, wait, sack, this calls on drugs.
Speaker 2: Laney. You're on the line with two geckos and a
Speaker 2: bunch of people on the internet, and what's going on?
Speaker 4: Oh not much.
Speaker 8: This packing.
Speaker 2: Landy says here that you are a nurse and that
Speaker 2: lately you have been having a lot of patients come
Speaker 2: in with what you describe as penile trauma, and that
Speaker 2: is kind of that. That penile trauma is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: distressing for you. Tell us about this.
Speaker 4: It is so uh. The first time I put in
Speaker 4: like a like a catheter, you know, I didn't go well.
Speaker 4: The guys penis started bleeding like after after it was inserted.
Speaker 2: And then you're not a lot of people go up
Speaker 2: that hole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I hope not some days. But then yeah,
Speaker 4: like a couple of months later, this guy was rolling
Speaker 4: in his wheelchair and spilled his coffee, like steaming hot
Speaker 4: coffee all over his, uh, his penis and ended up
Speaker 4: having to go out to the burn unit. So that
Speaker 4: was pretty pretty rough. On a brighter note, I did
Speaker 4: just put in a Catherine with dude for the first
Speaker 4: time in a while, and everything went super swimmingly.
Speaker 2: So let me ask you this, when you see a
Speaker 2: guy like you know, his penis starts bleeding or coffee
Speaker 2: gets pilled build his penis. Like when I think of that,
Speaker 2: like I get a little feeling in my like a
Speaker 2: like a you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: feel it? Do you like, do you feel a thing
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Seeing as I don't have a penis, No, but I
Speaker 4: I I.
Speaker 2: For them there you go? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever put a cather Have you ever put
Speaker 1: a cather in and a man let out a slight moan?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: But like old dudes and in their in their wieners
Speaker 4: are pretty weird, you know, like they'll have you like
Speaker 4: hold it for him while they pee, even though they're
Speaker 4: like perfectly capable or like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, they.
Speaker 2: Hold it.
Speaker 1: That's like, I mean, that's hilarious. That's like ordering one
Speaker 1: thing at a grocery store. Oh can you walk this
Speaker 1: out to my call? It's like he can pee?
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean you can't, like you can't tell him that
Speaker 1: he can't pee, because then that's what that's mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Do you do you like just take like your your
Speaker 2: point of finger and your thumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do it with like you know how
Speaker 1: they used to pick up trash on like recess right
Speaker 1: with a little like songs, salad.
Speaker 2: Dressing tongue would do that?
Speaker 1: Would I would have?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't go bare hand on a you know,
Speaker 1: an old Oscar Meyer.
Speaker 2: Do they let you use tongs when you're when you're
Speaker 2: holding a guy's penis? Or do you have to use
Speaker 2: gloved hands? How do you hold it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Gloved hands. The tongues are a really good idea.
Speaker 2: You should ask your boss for tongs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes interesting in.
Speaker 2: So, what are the patients like as people? Are they are?
Speaker 3: They?
Speaker 2: Are they making small talk with you while you're holding
Speaker 2: their genitals?
Speaker 4: I mean like sometimes I try and make small talk
Speaker 4: just to like make it well less awkward for everyone involved.
Speaker 4: But sometimes it makes it a little more awkward somehow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was about to say, I feel like small
Speaker 2: talk would make it worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you what do you but it's so
Speaker 1: quiet in a bathroom?
Speaker 2: What do you talk about? Well? All rights? What kind
Speaker 2: of things do you try to make small talk about
Speaker 2: when you're holding a guy's penis? White peas?
Speaker 1: Do you make any jokes? Argue you must be cold
Speaker 1: in here?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: But you know, next time one of them is mean
Speaker 4: to me, I might whip that out. I'm just like,
Speaker 4: are you from here or I don't know the cash casual?
Speaker 2: Any like I made any friends, anyone were like, actually
Speaker 2: might hang out with this guy outside.
Speaker 3: Of this.
Speaker 4: No, no, dolts, Nah, not yet, still waiting.
Speaker 2: So listen, Lanny, I have to know, uh, you're you're
Speaker 2: hanging out with old guys. You're you know, helping them pee,
Speaker 2: You're watching them bleed out of their dicks. Why do
Speaker 2: you do it? What is the reason? What keeps you going? Lanny?
Speaker 4: I asked myself that multiple times a shift, you know,
Speaker 4: money and helping people.
Speaker 5: And not an office job, which is nice.
Speaker 2: I guess, okay, that's I find that I am. I
Speaker 2: admire you, Lanny, that you're willing to do these things
Speaker 2: in the name of of helping these guys. I think
Speaker 2: that's very beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I admire you for dressing up like
Speaker 4: a get go and talking to people.
Speaker 2: Way easier than helping old m MP.
Speaker 1: I do have a question, though, they say everything is
Speaker 1: bigger in Texas. Can you attest to.
Speaker 4: This if we're referring to their penises? I would have
Speaker 4: to say, now.
Speaker 2: Damn I'm going to start using the I've never seen
Speaker 2: anyone do that before. I've never liked the whole passing
Speaker 2: the mic to the caller to the audience. I've never
Speaker 2: I like that tech powerful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's also that's a good insult to have
Speaker 1: on somebody if they're being rude to you. Be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess things aren't bigger in Texas. That is.
Speaker 4: I'll keep that one in my back pocket too before. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it has. You know, my poor boyfriend after the first
Speaker 4: couple of times that was a little hesitant to do
Speaker 4: anything for a while, but gotten over it.
Speaker 1: Wait, so so this is, oh, because you were traumatized from.
Speaker 2: Seeing these oh god, the yeah more interesting. So this
Speaker 2: seeing all these bloody dicks and old man penises, they
Speaker 2: this affected your personal sex life.
Speaker 5: For a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of flashes back like some PTSD type stuff,
Speaker 4: Like I felt bad for I mean, I didn't cause it,
Speaker 4: just because there were you know, other health issues, but
Speaker 4: you know, like I felt guilty or responsible for it.
Speaker 4: So like I get nervous sometimes with my boyfriend. I
Speaker 4: don't want to do the same thing.
Speaker 2: Mmm, it's only natural. You're only human, you know. Oh,
Speaker 2: you get nervous that you might accidentally cause your boyfriend's
Speaker 2: pianis to bleed, or.
Speaker 4: Just like yeah, trauma. You know, Okay, I'm not seving
Speaker 4: anything up there, but.
Speaker 2: Well you don't bring you don't use catheters in your
Speaker 2: personal sex life.
Speaker 4: We haven't tried it now, not yet.
Speaker 1: You got anniversary coming up, bust it out. Or if
Speaker 1: he ever wants a role play, be like I'll play nurse,
Speaker 1: you play doctor m.
Speaker 2: Or you just said no, and then somebody can be
Speaker 2: in there and play old man.
Speaker 4: True mm hmm did some not being the old man could.
Speaker 2: Have its perks, could have its perks, Lanny. Well, listen, Lanny,
Speaker 2: you know we we appreciate you. I'm sure the old
Speaker 2: men appreciate you. Uh, because when i'm whatever, eighty years old,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be I'm gonna need somebody to help me pee.
Speaker 2: Somebody's there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're helping out the you're helping out the elders,
Speaker 1: and appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Lane, Anything else do you want to say before we go?
Speaker 4: Don't shove anything up your penis unless you are professionally trained.
Speaker 2: People are really giving out great advice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you scare me. You're like unless you're professionally trained.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, thank god, I can my degree.
Speaker 2: Thanks for calling Landy Lane right. Well, motherfucking Wallace, you
Speaker 2: want to go jumps and stuff up our penises? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that's a great idea. I'm professionally trained. No,
Speaker 2: but now I'm going to I think you can find
Speaker 2: it on like IQ or something. You know there are
Speaker 2: I think it is. It's a healthy thing to experiment
Speaker 2: with different things, to see what really floats your boats.
Speaker 2: But I don't think I could give myself to shove
Speaker 2: the thing up my up my penis.
Speaker 1: No, God, no, I sometimes I pee too long and
Speaker 1: that even confuses my penis that there might be going
Speaker 1: back in, and that scares me.
Speaker 2: Trevor, thanks for coming on, man. Is there anything else
Speaker 2: that you want to say to the people? Tell us about?
Speaker 1: All I want to say is thanks for watching this show.
Speaker 1: I know it's uh, I don't know, just thanks for
Speaker 1: tuning in checking her out? You want to plug your
Speaker 1: tour dates again? Anything else? I got a bunch of
Speaker 1: shows coming up live stand up. I also post sketches
Speaker 1: weekly on my Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter. I don't have
Speaker 1: Twitter anymore, but yeah, I got a big tour coming up.
Speaker 1: If you go to Trevor Wallscomedy dot com, there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of shows, you know, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina,
Speaker 1: Salt Lake, Phoenix, San Francisco, New Jersey, Connecticut, a lot
Speaker 1: of places.
Speaker 2: But just thanks for listening to us tonight. Go see this. Man.
Speaker 2: I was telling that you were gone, but I was complimenting.
Speaker 2: I was saying, you know, I know that you're like
Speaker 2: primarily known, I feel like for the videos and whatnot,
Speaker 2: but I've seen you also do videos of you, you know,
Speaker 2: yourself doing stand up and you're really really fucking good
Speaker 2: at it. Banks Man, crowd work and and oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of you know, fucking like comics
Speaker 2: can be like uh, I don't know what the word is,
Speaker 2: but like when they see people like doing shit on
Speaker 2: the internet that then go to do stand up. But
Speaker 2: like you started doing, you're yeah doing the internet like
Speaker 2: you're really fucking like, you know, there's a bitter taste
Speaker 2: for anybody who cuts any lines in comedy, but you
Speaker 2: totally didn't. You've been doing it for like, yeah, fucking
Speaker 2: but I have.
Speaker 1: To prove to the other comedians in the room that
Speaker 1: are like, ah, I know, I know, I'm I care
Speaker 1: about the craft.
Speaker 2: I really do this, you know, so there is still that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, I started when I was seventeen
Speaker 1: and I've just been doing it for Jesus Christ a
Speaker 1: long time. But i love doing it and i love
Speaker 1: making videos and I'm filming tomorrow with some fun people
Speaker 1: love to get you in a video. Eventually, do it, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I'll sends people over your way too. I know, I
Speaker 1: know Chad Chirdley's would for sure do this.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, But yeah, Trevor Wallace, folks, thanks for tuning in.
Speaker 2: Goat bless you all.
Speaker 1: Don't put anything in your peephole.
Speaker 2: Ghosts on the line taking your phone calls every night.
Speaker 2: Dembin goes doing his eye he's teaching you to houses
Speaker 2: of your life, but he's not really an expert.