WEBVTT - TREVOR WALLACE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:07.840 Oh shit, Oh shit, Trevor Wallace, Hey, dude, should I 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:08.319 do that too? 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:10.680 You could do whatever you want here. There are no rules. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:13.319 I mean, there's a few rules. Okay, cool, but I 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:15.600 don't know them. So you don't know the rules. I 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:17.480 don't know the rules. So if we like, I probably 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.480 shouldn't say publicly that I don't know the rules because 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:21.840 typically if you break a rule, you can kind of 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:23.439 get away with it if you say that you didn't 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:25.480 know it was a rule, But I've lost your privilege, 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:26.200 that's true. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:28.320 Like you ever blowed through red light? You're like, I 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:30.920 don't know that's what red meant. I thought red was 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:32.760 like seductive, Like the light was like come here. 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.320 It was calling. I feel like the red light is 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:36.200 a little bit more calling. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:37.600 If you said that to a cop, he'd be like, 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:38.440 are you on mall? 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:38.720 Even? 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:41.440 Oh yeah, the red light means come here. Green is 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:44.920 like green's awesome in biting. That's us, Yeah, we are green. 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:46.080 How does it feel to be a gecko? 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.920 I like it, you know, I feel gecko's are one 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:51.000 of my favorite animals. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:52.760 Are you just saying that or no? No, no. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:54.200 I was just in Hawaii a couple of weeks ago, 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.360 and every time I see a gecko, you know that 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.280 mean where it's like you can't dry pass horses, not 0:00:58.320 --> 0:00:58.880 say horses. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.200 I was that with geko. But oh, get I have 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:02.639 never heard that. You never seen that meme. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.400 There's like some meme it's just like you'll never pass 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:07.480 horses on a road trip and not say, oh, horses. 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:11.479 Is that true for you? I mean yeah, yeah. What's 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:14.360 been the most persistent thought on your mind lately? Trail trees? 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:15.839 You said that instantly. 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:19.240 Trees, Yeah, just a good tree, dude. I feel like 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:21.680 trees are just underrated, you know, because we're just like, 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.600 think about California. There's so many palm trees everywhere, and 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.600 you just like neglect the fact there's a palm tree 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:28.920 on your street, just just stunting in front of your 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.760 apartment complex, just like trees. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:35.000 Trees. Tell me again about trees. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.920 I just feel like trees are just underappreciated. They give 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:41.120 off oxygen and nobody's like you never woke up and 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.520 just like shout out to trees. Everyone's like, oh, shout 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:46.120 out to the sun, mother nature. It's like yeah, but trees. 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.480 So you think people aren't grateful enough for trees? Yeah, 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:51.560 what are you grateful for? Trees on the day to 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:51.960 day life. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.200 Trees on a day to day life. 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:55.800 My cat. You have a cat. 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:57.560 You have a cat. His name is Pluto. He's a 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:01.280 little orange cat. He brings me a lot of because 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:03.400 he's like a little dog. He's got the energy. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:04.080 You know. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:05.720 He's always by my side, Like when I opened my 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:06.720 door in the morning, he's just there. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:07.680 He's excited to see me. 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.440 Because there's a lot of people in life who aren't 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.440 excited to see you. But your cat's never He's never 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:14.200 taken a day off. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.639 Can I say you are? I mean, I'm only judging 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.200 off of the information that you've presented. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:19.400 Now. 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:21.440 Yeah, you're a lot more wholesome of a guy, dude. 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:25.360 I'm a great guy, and I feel like everybody because 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.840 when you put out like frat guy videos, people just 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:30.720 think this stereotype that I'm just gonna walk in ripping 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:34.239 a jewel, just slamming the Costco hot dog. I feel 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:38.239 like I was raised right shot at my parents. Yeah, 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:39.720 I think I'm just a pretty wholesome dude. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:43.400 Interesting. Do you feel like people have a misconception of you? 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.920 M some I think people probably just think I'm just 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:50.240 more amplified. They might just think I'm like Trevor Wallace 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:52.200 with an exclamation point, Like they might just think. 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:55.880 Walls white clock guard, frat guard. Who are you when 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:56.960 just no one's around? 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:03.079 Uh, Trevor Walls with like a comma after it. It's 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:06.160 like Trevor Walls, but he's chilling. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:06.840 Well. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.600 I feel like you have to enter into that hill 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.640 zone to really like that's when you're labbing out. Yeah, 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.200 the crazy. 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:17.440 Energy load, you know, like a little tesla in there, 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:18.400 charge it up. 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:19.040 I don't know. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:20.720 I mean, I don't want to be the guy who's like, 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:22.840 I'm so quirky, I'm so introverted, but like I like 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:23.400 being alone. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:25.639 Really, are you an introverted guy? I do like being alone? 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:25.880 You know. 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:28.600 I just feel like when you're on nobody else's time, 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:29.400 it's the best time. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.040 And to you go out alone to like do Like, 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:33.760 have you ever been to a museum alone? 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:34.080 Movie? 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:40.560 Alone? I have, but not recently. Okay, I don't know. 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.280 I mean I really don't have too much spare time 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:44.800 in my life. That's something I want to work on. 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.440 It's like, you know, find more hobbies. What would you 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:48.400 do if you had more time? 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:51.000 Five? More time? 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.960 I'll probably try something like a kitesurfing. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:56.080 What is kite surfing? I don't know. 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.120 Somebody's just telling me about it last night and it 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:00.000 was so intriguing and he was so happy about it. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.520 I was like, that's the answer. He's like, there's no phone. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:04.640 It's just you and nature. It's like a surfboard with 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:10.400 a giant like kites sail and the wind just takes you. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:11.000 I don't know. 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:12.720 I just want to try something new because I feel 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.680 like people with a hobby, you know, that's our outlet, right. 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.200 I used to paintball a lot. I still like to 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:19.200 used to paintball a lot. Did you get doing that? 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:20.240 Like welts and. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.360 Yoh yeah that be in eighth grade and not tell 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:23.200 girls is a hickey? 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.600 That's that probably got you cool points, didn't it? 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:26.760 No? 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:30.240 Never, internally it did. Okay, you want more hobby? You 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.320 you feel like you are? 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:32.520 Are? 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:32.720 Are you? 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:32.880 Do? 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:34.000 You feel like you're doing too much? 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:36.599 I feel like I just focus so much on work 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.800 right now. But I'm like, like, if you were to 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:40.400 asked me, like, if you had a full day off, 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:41.360 what would you do for fun? 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:46.000 Yeah? Probably just chill really, but that's a problem. It's like, 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:50.440 why can't I be like chilling while you're working or that, 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:51.839 or hang. 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.719 With friends or do something or sometimes I like to 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.559 just go drink in the day. You know that, because 0:04:57.640 --> 0:05:00.160 to me, that that feeling of just like a Saturday 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.560 off and you're just like drunk at a bar. You 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:04.440 just feel like you've kind of like you're using your 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:05.360 cheat code points. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:07.040 You're using your cheat code points. 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:09.880 You know, like you're like society is telling you that 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:11.880 you should be out being productive on a Saturday, but 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.039 you're like, I'm just drunk under the sunlight. 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:17.040 Right, But you Okay, but you spent Sunday through Friday 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:20.560 being productive, true, and so you kind of earned the sunlight. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:23.200 Yeah, i'd say so there's something about drinking in the day. 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:24.320 We feel better than everyone. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:25.040 Really. 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:27.600 Yeah, you've ever seen somebody in like a tuxedo or 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:31.479 a suit and you're drunk and you're like, ah, do 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:32.400 do you drink a lot? 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:32.599 Of you? 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.520 I don't drink a lot? What are your vices? Do 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:36.919 you have any? 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.440 It sounds so lame, but I just love working. I 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.400 just love putting out as much content as I can. 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:45.480 I love just trying to best myself. I drink a 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.440 lot of coffee. I think coffee is like like I'm 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:49.479 like a that's your vice. Yeah, I guess I'm like 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:51.039 a coffee snob. 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:51.680 You know. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.680 I love a good like I make my own coffee 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.640 with like a like a pour over every day, like 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:57.520 I don't do the machine. 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:01.240 Shit. Do you feel like you're like close to self actualize? 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:04.120 You seem like you have a good balance of life. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:05.160 I think so. 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.520 I think I'm pretty pretty self actualized. Is that the 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:09.039 word used? 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:12.080 Yeah? I think so? What are like the tough what 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.680 like needs to be massaged out for you to really 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:15.760 really get there? 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:20.719 I think caring about others more? Okay, I think I 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:22.840 think I'm just so like gung ho on just being 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:27.279 like this, let's make the career career career. But I 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.120 feel like, you know that, like there's probably some white 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:31.080 people I haven't reached out to, you know, like the 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:33.120 girl I went to prom with years back. 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.960 But do you do you like the people but the 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:37.680 people you really care about, like you don't really care 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:38.640 about the problem. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:42.920 No, I still miss her prom great white buffalo she 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:46.159 got away. She was an early contender for Love of 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:46.599 My Life. 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:48.520 Oh really? Yeah, what do you look for when you 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.880 are looking for love? What's what is it about a 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:55.680 person that you find beautiful? 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.960 A good laugh, good laugh, A good laugh, a good 0:06:58.000 --> 0:06:59.279 laugh says a lot about somebody. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:01.839 What do you think about this? I've heard that people 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:06.680 say that guys don't want a girl that is funny 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.480 as much as they want a girl who thinks that 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:10.400 they are funny. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:15.080 Hold up, CBD, hitting run that back one more time. 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:18.440 They say, so, what was better a guy? 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.760 I've heard I've heard people say that that that they're 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:25.200 not looking for that it's less important to them that 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.760 a girl is funny than it is that that girl 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:31.120 thinks that they are funny. Disagree? 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:35.160 You know, dude, I if a girl is kind of like, 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:37.560 you know, she's like throwing jokes back at you, that's 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:40.960 like my favorite thing if you can joke around, because 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:42.440 I've also been in scenarios where I was like on 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.120 a date or something and I like said something like 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.000 very clearly joking, and she's like I don't get it, 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:47.600 and then what. 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:47.920 Do you mean? 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:50.520 And then you're like, oh damn, I got to explain 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.280 this dick joke in front of everybody at the Culver 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:53.840 City Mall. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.800 She've a podcast about jacking off, that's part of it. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:01.080 Stiff's socks turn up, Yeah, it's not. You know what's 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:01.600 funny is. 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.400 The name stiff Socks was just such a cool name 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.600 to like pass up on. It was almost like, you know, 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:09.040 people will just buy like a cool website r L 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:10.840 because they're like, U's too cool not to pass up. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:11.880 It's one of those. 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.559 And then because it started with the title, yeah, stiff Socks, 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.360 because in the beginning of the podcast, like the first 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.960 like five episodes, our goal was to like go out 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.640 do a thing like go to the San Diego Zoo 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:25.760 and then come back and talk about it, and we'd 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:27.720 like vlog the event. But it's like, why are we 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.520 at the zoo with a name called stiff Socks? 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:30.920 Right, And then we realized just. 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:34.120 The back and forth banter was our favorite part and 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:35.400 just like, let's just do that. 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.480 Do you jack awful lot lately? Lately? 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:40.600 Okay lately been putting points on the board. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.960 Your whole thing is pricked up, right, We're talking about 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:44.720 that a little bit before we started up. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:46.520 Well, I think what it is is I've been staying 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:49.560 at a lot of hotels lately doing because when you do 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.760 stand up the comedy clubs. We'll just put you in 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.280 a hotel, right, Sure, something about the air in there, 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.880 it's like you can't open the windows. It's humid. Humid 0:08:56.880 --> 0:09:01.240 weather usually gets me aroused. Really, Yes, there's tension in 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:01.560 the air. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:02.520 The air is thick. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:05.040 You know, you can like swipe the air and be like, 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:06.640 damn shot, you got a little ass in there. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:11.160 You're like about to fuck the air could not in here. 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:12.040 There's air conditioning. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.840 But okay, see like natural. But yeah, you ever watched 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:16.679 into a hotel room and it just feels thick. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.440 Yes, it's dense. The air is dense. I have the 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.079 air is a little bit different. I've never I've never 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:26.600 looked at that from a point of sexual arousal. But 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.520 if I now, I'm going to think about it that 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.000 next time I'm I'm in a hotel. I mean, I 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:32.320 don't know. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.479 It's just in Canada over the weekend. 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:36.960 And do they have air that gets you? 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:42.720 Yeah, because they have less pollution. The entire population of Canada, 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:47.959 however many sections they have, is thirty eight million. California 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.280 has thirty nine California has more people in a state 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:55.040 than they do the whole Canada. So there's so much space. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.959 You know, out here it's pollution and everyone's stacked on 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.439 top of each other out there, you can I don't 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:02.760 know if they make everybody. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:05.240 Canada is always walking around with these big beautiful boners 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:08.400 all the time. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:12.640 I think beavers are from Canada and because they'd beget 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:13.319 in the wood, you know. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:16.720 Yeah, I don't know. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:20.640 I just think, you know, Canada, it's it's you're just 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:22.280 not stacked on top of each there's a lot of 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:23.120 like roaming land. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:25.960 How do you like living in Los Angeles? Do you 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:30.320 feel do you feel crammed? Condensed? Honestly? No, I like 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:31.200 Los Angeles a lot. 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:33.839 I grew up in suburbs like an hour away from 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.199 Los Angeles, So for me as a child, I always 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.680 wanted to do like entertainment stuff and since LA was 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:40.360 so close, Like we used to come to Venice when 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.280 you were in like high school, and we would like 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:44.760 just go to Venice Beach and buy like a bubbler. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:47.280 Oh you know what I want to You're Jewish, right, 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:48.599 I mean I am Jewish. I read I read that 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.720 about did you have you ever gone to the shool 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:55.839 on Venice Beach Synagogue, right, I've seen it. Yeah, you 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:57.080 should go in there sometimes, have you. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:57.600 I was. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:00.640 I walked by there and I was like of called me, 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:02.520 I don't know how Jewish you are, but like I 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.679 have okay because I'm I'm Jewish, but I don't like, 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:09.559 I don't like go to the stuff. But yeah, and 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:10.839 I walked by the shore on the beach. It like 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:12.760 was calling me, you know, and I walked yeah, and 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:16.040 I walked in and they were like yeah, and I 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:18.000 walked in and I and I and I joined the Kiddish. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:19.319 Really yeah, it was kind of nice. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.479 I will say, dude, sometimes I drive past like Fairfax 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:25.400 and that's where it's really like orthodox over there, and 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.480 they're just so in it and they're so happy that 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.160 you know, and they got the full fit. The hats 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:31.800 are pristine. 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:34.760 I'm like, damn, am im messing up by not getting 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.280 deeper into getting deeper? You know what's stop? What's stopping 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:38.800 you from getting deeper into the judaism? 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:40.240 Uh? 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.440 Probably combining meat and dairy. That's a big no. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:43.560 No. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.600 Can't do cheese burgers. You could do judaism a la carte. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.080 You don't have to do the kosher stuff. You could 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:51.080 just true, I mean, what is what does it really 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:54.320 mean to be Jewish at the end of the day. 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.880 That's a great question. Oh for me? Oh yeah, sure 0:11:58.920 --> 0:11:59.120 for you. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:03.200 Uh, you know, I just feel like we could probably 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:04.079 do better on the food. 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.080 Really, I feel like they got some good food because 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:10.760 some there's some heat monts of ball suit Google. 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:17.959 Google's crazy. Google is like lasagna. But yeah, I mean 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:22.160 it's I don't know, I just the Passover dinner. Shout 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:23.760 out all my Jews out there listening. The pass Over 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.520 dinner might be the most mid thing in the world. 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.120 There's it's yeah, I mean one of the pars plates, 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:29.960 bone bone, parsley. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.560 Salt Water was an episode of Chopped. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.600 What was the theme of your bar Mitzwell, I don't know, 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:37.240 but I had a sumo wrestler at it. You had 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:40.160 a sumo wrestler. How much that costs, dude? 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.120 I don't know. I'd love to ask my dad that question. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:43.480 What would they do? Was it just one? 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:44.400 No? No? 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.320 You probably me too. Wrestler suits. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:51.480 So after party the backyard there was a SMI wrestler there, 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:53.640 and they brought some wrestler suits and they put you 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:55.600 in these giant suits and then you'd wrestle each other. 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.680 Okay, I thought it was like just two giant guys. 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.800 There was one guy who worked for the company and 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:04.720 he and he he was he was he was a 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:08.480 larger male, but but he he was like showing us 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:08.960 how to do it. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:11.000 Do you keep in touch with most of the people 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:13.640 that were that were at your Barma's vanow I want 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.319 to loop back to you saying that you could care 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:16.199 more about other people? 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:21.440 That's true, not really just my parents, some peas. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:22.920 You know, you don't keep in touch with friends from 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.080 like childhood or anything like that. Oh no, that's not true. 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:25.320 I do. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.160 Yeah, I just talked to one of the guys that 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.120 was at my barmbus for yesterday. Actually, Buddy Jason lives 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:30.560 in Austin. 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:33.080 When you say that you could care more about other people, 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:36.679 who are the people that you need to reach. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:37.800 Out, I think it's a lot of like friends that 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:39.120 I grew up with, or like friends that I went 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:42.000 to high school or college with, because I don't know. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:43.640 Sometimes they'll just like send me a meme and I 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.640 look at it, I'm like, okay, But instead I could 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:47.280 just be a normal human and be like Haha, man, 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:48.800 that's a good one. 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:50.280 Well do you do you do you like it? I 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:52.680 like it? Okay, that's that's leaving people on scene is 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.760 like that hurts my heart at a certain point though 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.240 you're you're I've I'm trying to learn this. Your life 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:02.360 becomes so much better when you become just fully okay 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:05.200 with leaving people on red really, because it's IMPOSSI it's 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.800 impossible to eat. But it doesn't matter who you are. Well, 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:11.800 it doesn't matter who you are. It's impossible to answer 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:14.280 every single fucking thing. That is also true. 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:16.240 But I do know how it feels to be on 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.720 the other side where you're like, oh, sounds good, I'll 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:21.920 see tomorrow. It's just a scene. You're like, no excitement, yeah, nothing. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:23.480 But I think I dig, and I think that's a 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.160 comedium brain. I mean, I think I dig too much 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:28.200 in a context clues, Like if somebody says the word sure, 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:30.880 I'm like, whoa red flag? Like, but hey, you want 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:31.480 to go get lunch? 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:31.560 Tom? 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:32.000 Sure? 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.360 I'm like, it wasn't a yes, it wasn't a no. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.680 But then do you think that that person who said sure, 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.240 do they know I don't think the vibes that they're 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:42.080 giving out. Do they think, oh, guys short like they 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.760 don't even they don't think about it too much. So 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:45.440 if you're thinking you're reading too much into a thing, 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:46.480 they're not even trying to put out. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:47.760 I think I read too much into it. But I 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.560 just know how I use word sure, and I know 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.680 that if I say the word sure, it's probably not 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:53.480 me being excited. 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.280 Are you on a higher level of self awareness than 0:14:55.360 --> 0:15:00.000 most people? I have done mushrooms? If that's what. 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:04.640 I I No. I think I was just more conscious 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:05.840 of the things that I do. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.200 Now. I go to a lot of therapy, and I 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.440 think that really helps. Okay, I really like it. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:13.160 It it It just makes you question the things you 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.200 do instead of because so much in my life I 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.080 used to just be like, I'm right, people. 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:18.640 Around me are wrong, which is not a great way 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:19.240 to think about it. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:21.240 I think that's just me following in the footsteps of 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.840 like others are just like what I adapted. But now 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:27.080 it's like, you know, I'm able to understand a little 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.040 more of why I do things and then be like, oh, 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:30.880 you know, I really didn't like that about myself. I'm 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:31.560 gonna work on that. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.320 Can you give me an example of something that you 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.880 know in therapy you recognized about yourself that you decided 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:38.400 you didn't like. 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.760 Yeah, sometimes I would just like if I was in 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.640 a rush, like in like an uber driver was like 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.360 you know, like fucking up or taking a weird turns 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.360 or like they like misturn, I'd be in the back like. 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:50.560 What the fuck? Well, what is wrong? As the guy 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:52.640 sayesn't it? But it's like or or you could have 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.960 left the house five minutes earlier, right, taking more responsibility. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:57.480 Yeah, this guy might not know this. Yeah, it's more 0:15:57.480 --> 0:15:59.440 responsible to myself. I'm just kind of considering others a 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:05.160 little more and just understanding that it's not just all 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:06.920 about me. And I think that's a big problem that 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.720 I deal with, is just being like, you know, nothing, 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:13.080 not everything revolves, aren't you, And you know, just considering 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:14.640 that other people are doing a lot of stuff for 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.800 you and just saying thank you every once in a while, 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.400 just so those people just recognizing that people care. 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:22.160 Was that this was something you found out in therapy. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.200 Yeah, Well it's just kind of like I would like 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:28.160 vent about something and then he'd be like, well, because 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:30.080 the good part about therapist is they don't always take 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:30.440 your side. 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:33.520 Oh yeah. Sometimes they're like they're like, well, maybe it's 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.040 because the good ones will tell you when you're being 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:36.320 a dick. 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.000 Yeah, oh yeah. I mean the amount of times that 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:40.680 I've said in therapy be like damn, I do be 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.520 doing that. That's really all therapy is is just and 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.960 he's got a UK voice so it sounds so he 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:47.800 can say really mean stuff, but it still sounds good. 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.000 It's like you fucking up the whole family, and I'm like, 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:53.840 but I'll be like, yeah, but you know, maybe if 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:55.280 you are doing that, they don't see that as it 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:58.000 you know, it's just a it's an unbiased voice, which 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.600 is somebody who is not gonna take your side. Because 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.439 the problem with dudes is we just hit up our 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.840 homies and we're like, yo, why is Michelle being a bitch? 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:08.560 And they're like, man, Michelle is being a bitch. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.240 But then the therapist is like, now, Michelle's just living. 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:12.800 She's just tired of your bullshit. 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:15.840 So that's what I found helpful. It's just an unbiased view. 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:20.080 Have people in the whole observation of you feel like 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.359 you're you're not doing enough for the people? Is that 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:26.159 something that people in your life have personally told you 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.359 or mainly just your therapist. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:32.119 So I've had some of that, but then again it's like, 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.440 I don't I don't know, like you ever tried. 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:35.840 Dude. 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:37.560 One of my friends reached out to me during the pandemic. 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:39.040 I hadn't talked to my three years and I saw 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.200 his name pop up. He blind called me. I was like, man, 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:43.639 this is great. In three minutes in he starts complaining 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:45.520 about the government is watching us through the phones, and 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:46.920 I was like, this is why I don't reach out 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:50.000 to people. Sure, Sure, he was quick to judge. He's like, well, 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:51.679 you know the people, and I'm like, who, He's like 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:53.600 the government. I was like, oh, you're cooked. 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:56.119 Well back when you did know that guy was he was. 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:59.000 He also that guy was one of your best friends, 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:00.360 and he slowly came. 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:01.600 I just it was one of those like one of 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:04.400 my best friendes growing up. We both went to different colleges, 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.200 we both started working. I'd see him randomly around LA 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:09.760 and then three years went by or so, and then 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:12.240 he just blind called me. Middle of the pandemic. To 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:14.359 be fair, everybody in the middle of the pandemic was 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:15.520 a little a little off. 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.280 That was actually, I feel like a great time to 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:21.000 connect with the people. You haven't seen it a lot 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:24.320 because everybody like, oh it because you know, normally it's like, oh, 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:26.199 you live in this part of the country. I live 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:27.880 in this part of the country. That's why we don't talk. 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:29.879 But now we all doesn't matter where we live. We 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:32.040 all live on the internet, so we are. It was 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:34.880 a lot closer together by the far apart. Yes, everybody 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:36.760 was on the same page, which was nice. Yeah, like 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:38.560 you didn't call anybody during the pandemic, and but hey, 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:39.400 how you doing? Like good? 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:42.240 Never you're like, hey, you're doing They're like shambles trying 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:44.360 to figure it out. I just lie saw the pair. 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:45.280 How do you think I'm doing? 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:48.399 The common the common grief brings all together. 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.399 Yeah, And it was, I mean it was it was 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:52.879 like wild to see because even you know, there was 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:54.679 like six months during the pandemic where I didn't do 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:57.240 any stand up and then once stand up started opening 0:18:57.280 --> 0:18:59.360 up again, it was all these like outside venues and 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:03.040 you forget that like even the greats like Bill Burr 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:05.200 was doing the same show as some of us, just 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:07.120 because he hadn't been on stage in months and he's 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:11.359 working out jokes off a notebook and you're like, damn, everybody. 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:13.480 Is on the same page. We've all been taken down 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:14.680 a peg. Yeah. 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:17.399 Granted he took off back to Arenas three months later, 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:20.880 but still there was this moment where everybody was, you know, 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:25.240 everybody just restarted the Nintendo and now we're back. Who's 0:19:25.280 --> 0:19:26.600 taking first place? To Mario Kart? 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:29.360 Feels like nothing ever happened? I mean it does. It's 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:31.600 it's wild teviy Do want to take some calls? 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:32.959 I would love to take some calls. I know how 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:34.600 frustrating it is being on a hold with like AT 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:36.680 and T. Are they listening to music? 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:42.240 Yeah, they're listening to like really dark organ music. Actually 0:19:42.280 --> 0:19:44.920 really And the only reason for that is because I 0:19:44.680 --> 0:19:47.880 do not know how to change it. Did you ever 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:50.320 have a ring back tone? But somebody was just telling 0:19:50.359 --> 0:19:51.840 me about ring back tongues and I don't know what 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:55.359 that is. Wow. Do do you say how old you are? 0:19:55.400 --> 0:19:55.880 Online? 0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:57.480 Sure? Yeah? How old are you? I'm twenty four? 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:01.200 Okay, yeah, hold you twenty nine. I'm a fucking boomer. 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:04.160 I thought you were like twelve. Yeah, twenty nine, dude, 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:07.439 fucking old. But maybe that's where the disconnect is is like, 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:11.520 you know, everybody had like some crazy like Hurricane Chris 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:14.640 ring bag tone, a Babe Bay, you know, and then 0:20:14.760 --> 0:20:17.320 when it would expire, it just went to the elevator. 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:18.840 Do do Do Do Do Do do? 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:22.800 Everybody had that shit. I didn't know. I knew that 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:25.240 you could have a custom ring tone that you set 0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:27.560 for when your friend calls in the ringtone. 0:20:27.600 --> 0:20:29.240 Yeah, but this is what your friends would listen to, 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:31.399 which is crazy because you don't get to listen to it. 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.760 You're just like, yo, this is the music I like. 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:35.080 And if you want to call me, you got to 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:36.240 hear some soldier boy bitch. 0:20:36.680 --> 0:20:38.199 Hey is this Jared? 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:41.119 Yeah? 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:41.879 What's going on with you? 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:42.040 Man? 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:44.359 It says here that you randomly got a text on 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:49.399 Monday that your mom is removing you from your will, from. 0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:51.919 Her will and I dads, yeah. 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:55.560 Okay, every wild if you got removed from your own will, yeah, 0:20:56.400 --> 0:20:57.840 I feel like you shouldn't. I feel like shouldn't be 0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:01.280 on your own will. I'll save myself five bug, Jared? 0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:03.200 Why did your mom remove you from your will? 0:21:06.320 --> 0:21:08.399 I don't really know, Like she just texted me and 0:21:08.440 --> 0:21:11.359 she was like, hey, like me and your dad are 0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:13.520 going to the lawyers and we're going to take you 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:15.639 off the wheel and put everything in your sister's name. 0:21:16.280 --> 0:21:18.560 And I was like, uh, that's a lot to give 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:20.520 me through text in the middle of. 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:22.880 A Monday, Texas crazy. 0:21:23.600 --> 0:21:27.240 So she so I like I called her and I 0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:29.440 was like I called her that night and I was like, 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:32.200 what's up, Like why are you doing that? Like that's 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:35.800 just so bizarre, nothing nowhere, And she's like, well, if 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:38.280 we die, like we just think it'd be easier if 0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:40.840 your sister sorted everything out for it. And I'm like, well, yeah, 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:44.320 but I'm going to be around like I don't understand 0:21:44.359 --> 0:21:45.680 why I'm not in the will. 0:21:46.320 --> 0:21:50.560 Yeah, and I didn't do be organized. Do you feel 0:21:50.560 --> 0:21:54.600 like your mom does not trust you? 0:21:54.640 --> 0:21:56.800 No, I think my parents trust me a lot. I 0:21:56.880 --> 0:21:59.280 just don't know there is Okay, sorry, there is something 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:02.520 that should be known too. My sister is a funeral director, 0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:06.360 so she deals with wills a lot. Oh so that's 0:22:06.400 --> 0:22:08.480 kind of why, Like I think that's kind of their 0:22:09.160 --> 0:22:11.200 thought about it. It's like she knows how to deal 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:15.119 with will's but legally I'm not in the will, you 0:22:15.119 --> 0:22:15.600 know what I mean. 0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:18.560 Wait, so as a funeral director, somebody who like plans weddings, 0:22:18.600 --> 0:22:19.280 but funerals. 0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:21.240 Yeah. 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:24.320 Okay, And Jared, what do you do? 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:27.879 What do I do? I'm an engineer. 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:33.600 Wow, I would trust you with money. Have you ever 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:38.720 done anything in the past to piss off your parents 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:42.240 or damage your relationship with them or make them think 0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:43.440 that you are irresponsible? 0:22:45.760 --> 0:22:48.159 I mean when I was in university, I would like party, 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:51.200 but like and like I spent a lot of money partying, 0:22:51.720 --> 0:22:53.600 and like my parents were like, you're really bad with money. 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:57.040 But I'm like, I'm in university. Like it wasn't excessive. 0:22:57.080 --> 0:23:01.640 It was just like once a month maybe. 0:23:00.720 --> 0:23:02.560 How much money are we talking in university? 0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:07.080 Like once a month? Maybe two hundred bucks a night. 0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:11.000 Oh that's not too too crazy? A little wild, A 0:23:11.040 --> 0:23:16.479 little wild. Yeah it sounds to me. Okay, So I 0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:21.960 understand that you are thrown back by this, But does 0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:24.160 a small part of you kind of get where they're 0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:26.679 coming from, considering that your sister is a funeral director. 0:23:28.440 --> 0:23:31.320 Yeah, No, Like I understand where they're coming from. My 0:23:31.440 --> 0:23:36.919 issue is like, like why just cut me? Like you 0:23:36.920 --> 0:23:38.320 know what I mean? My sister and I could sort 0:23:38.320 --> 0:23:41.440 this out, like we're two adults. Like she's twenty nine, 0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:45.480 I'm twenty four, Like we could sort that out right. 0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:47.560 Now, tokay, And she's older than though she's twenty nine, 0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:48.800 which is a pretty illegal. 0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:50.840 Yeah, that is an early age today. I agree, that 0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:51.560 is pretty wild. 0:23:51.640 --> 0:23:54.000 That sounds like you and your sister need to make 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:57.280 a not a will, but a will for the will, 0:23:57.480 --> 0:24:01.760 like you know, an agreement and once you inherit all 0:24:01.760 --> 0:24:04.879 this money. But but that is weird that your parents. 0:24:04.960 --> 0:24:08.080 But that's what I'm saying, is like, should I just 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:10.960 push my parents and be like, like, instead of my 0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:13.000 sister and I going off and just doing it on 0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:14.679 our own, just push our parents to be like, just 0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:17.679 put me in the will, like, and that's it's the 0:24:17.680 --> 0:24:18.320 same thing. 0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:20.359 Yeah, I think for legal reasons, you should try to 0:24:20.359 --> 0:24:22.240 get up on that will. Just because I don't know 0:24:22.280 --> 0:24:26.320 your sister, but you know, she might run off on 0:24:26.359 --> 0:24:27.879 the plug twice, if you know what I'm trying to 0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:28.280 say here. 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:31.280 She's probably been looking at wills her entire career and 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:33.000 seeing how much money is going on in them and 0:24:33.040 --> 0:24:35.239 being like, one of these days, you know, and when 0:24:35.280 --> 0:24:36.679 I get my ass in one of these, I'll make 0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:37.160 some money. 0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:40.199 Yeah, And it was her idea for them to go 0:24:40.520 --> 0:24:41.400 like renew their will. 0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:43.880 You can renew a will. 0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:49.040 Like after so long. Yeah, so currently like for my parents, 0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:51.000 all their will is going to like my great uncle, 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:53.560 which is just weird because. 0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:56.800 Yeah, like do you come from a wealthy family? Would 0:24:56.840 --> 0:25:03.320 you say, oh, no, no, okay, how much money you 0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:03.840 think we're dealing? 0:25:03.880 --> 0:25:06.920 Like that will is not going to be pretty okay, 0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:10.400 like talk about Jared and then like. 0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:17.000 Maybe like one hundred thousand dollars. 0:25:14.960 --> 0:25:17.960 That's that's that's money. That's yeah, that's that's good money. 0:25:18.000 --> 0:25:18.840 That's that's a nut. 0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:20.200 I would, Yeah, I mean I would. 0:25:20.280 --> 0:25:22.960 I would. Or is there anything that you can take 0:25:23.000 --> 0:25:25.560 from your parents now and be like what's up? Now? 0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:28.760 You're not invited to my twenty fifth birthday party? Can 0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:29.840 you like put something on. 0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:32.000 The table right what's your what's your leverage? At this 0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:32.600 sturrand point? 0:25:32.880 --> 0:25:35.520 You know you're an adult, you you you got to 0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:37.880 put some because they're trying to call your bluff right now. 0:25:37.960 --> 0:25:40.040 Now you've got to push back. It's like you're playing 0:25:40.080 --> 0:25:41.040 you ever play the game bullshit? 0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:42.480 You're like, I got four aces. 0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:44.879 You got to be like, oh that's crazy, you're taking 0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:48.800 me out of that. Here's my gamble coming hot? Do you, 0:25:48.880 --> 0:25:49.280 I mean, do. 0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:51.639 You have anything that you can use as as as 0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:54.000 a leverage point in this negotiation or are you empty 0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:54.600 handed here? 0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:59.560 No, I'm pretty empty handed. Like I'm just kind of 0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:02.600 hanging out, like I just like I live on my own. 0:26:02.880 --> 0:26:05.160 I don't even live in the same city as them, 0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:08.080 So it's like, M, I guess I just don't talk 0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:09.440 to them. 0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:11.479 Just how would your life improve with this money? Why 0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:13.159 do you why do you believe you do with the money? 0:26:15.080 --> 0:26:17.679 It's not really both, it's not really about the money. 0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:22.240 I'm not that like M. I'm just like cutting me 0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:22.840 over the will. 0:26:23.760 --> 0:26:24.399 Yeah, it's harsh. 0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:27.119 I remember my mom My mom cut me off the 0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:29.960 phone bill two years ago, and you know, it's a 0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:32.120 total of like eighty seven dollars a month, but it hurt. 0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:34.639 I was like we we've been on the same phone bills. 0:26:34.680 --> 0:26:39.040 It's like eighth grade and LEVI, you know, we're done. 0:26:39.359 --> 0:26:43.560 That's it. Everything that you're expressing to us on this 0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:47.080 phone call, have you expressed it to your mom? 0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:50.439 Uh? Maybe not as detail, but I'd like I verbally 0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:51.760 told her to be like I think I should be 0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:53.439 on the will, Like it's not my decision, but I 0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:55.479 personally think I should be on the will, and like 0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:58.840 my mom was like, yeah, maybe, and my dad kind 0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:01.280 of gave an answer, and I didn't really like I'm 0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:03.680 a lot like my dad, and his answer to me 0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:05.359 was like just like, yeah, I will put you on 0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:06.480 the will just to kind of shut me up and 0:27:06.480 --> 0:27:07.440 then not put me on the world. 0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:10.240 Oh okay, so you know the game is playing because 0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:14.760 you play the same game. Yeah, yeah, dads do be 0:27:14.840 --> 0:27:17.720 saying ship. I feel like I feel like you gotta 0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:19.240 I feel like you have to take an L on 0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:22.399 this one. I think, I think so. Yeah. I mean, 0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:25.360 if you don't have any leverage, uh you, I feel 0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:28.480 like your only bet here because you have no control 0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:33.080 over the situation, is to hope that your sister is 0:27:33.080 --> 0:27:35.439 not trying to fuck you over. That's really it. 0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:38.199 Yeah, yeah, other than I would have a side conversation 0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:41.399 with the sister and make sure you can maybe get 0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:44.080 it in writing somehow. But but it is, it's not 0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:46.200 even about the money. It's just about the family betrayal, 0:27:46.240 --> 0:27:47.800 and I think that's what hurts the most. 0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:50.840 Have have you had a good relationship with your family 0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:52.919 thus far before this happened. 0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:54.639 Yeah, I've got a great relationship. 0:27:56.200 --> 0:28:02.640 Mhm, wow, Well do you of friends in your life? 0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:05.240 Yeah? 0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:07.640 I have friends, like, okay. 0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:09.800 So you haven't told them about it to be honest. 0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:11.879 Okay, so like I don't know what to say it, 0:28:12.680 --> 0:28:15.520 so you don't necessarily need to be honest. 0:28:15.560 --> 0:28:17.120 I don't even know if i'm and my parents will 0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:18.560 have no idea. Really, I have no idea. 0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:20.320 I don't know either. I just kind of assumed that one. 0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:21.680 I've never thought about it. 0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:24.280 I don't like that you assume you worntil they tell 0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:24.879 you you're not. 0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:29.080 You know, I almost would rather just found out right well, 0:28:29.200 --> 0:28:34.399 actually no, because now you can accept it and be like, okay, understood. 0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:35.920 But the worst would be like if they. 0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:39.440 Passed, and then you're like, man, well at least we 0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:40.320 got to deal with business. 0:28:40.400 --> 0:28:43.440 Let's look at the will and Cheryl cut me out 0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:48.280 the will? What I give you socks every Christmas? And 0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:49.440 you cut me out the will. 0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:50.880 That? 0:28:51.000 --> 0:28:53.120 Because that's a bitter taste to go out on. Jared, 0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:57.080 I'll say this, if anything, think of yourself as somewhat 0:28:57.120 --> 0:28:59.800 of a martyr, because now people that are listening to 0:28:59.840 --> 0:29:04.520 the will check check yeah, and I think you know, 0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:07.200 maybe right now, I think maybe not right now, But 0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:09.120 you could bring it up in a year or two, 0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:12.080 you know, and you know, hopefully your parents live a long, 0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:14.760 healthy life and you might not even need to bring 0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:16.520 it up right now. It's just annoying that I got 0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:17.640 brought up at this age. 0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:22.280 And maybe maybe for Christmas next year you just get 0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:24.560 him an empty box and you say, well, that's what 0:29:24.560 --> 0:29:25.120 you're getting me. 0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:30.480 And spinning in their face. Jared, does anything else want 0:29:30.480 --> 0:29:32.000 to say to the people of the computer before we go. 0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:37.000 No, thanks for taking my call. It was a good time. 0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:39.960 I'm glad to hear from you guys, and just keep 0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:40.640 on keeping. 0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:44.360 On beautiful, Love you, Jared. I don't thanks, Jared, love 0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:44.560 you do. 0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:46.160 Yeah. 0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:47.520 I have no idea if I'm my parents, but I 0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:51.680 think I am. I would assume. I I mean, I 0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:53.960 don't know if they have, like other people who they 0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:58.000 feel like deserve them moneymore. You have brothers and sisters. 0:29:58.040 --> 0:30:00.720 I do. I have a sister, okay, older, younger, she's older. 0:30:02.200 --> 0:30:04.960 I think it feels like the older would get well, 0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:07.960 I don't know, the older will probably get more money ideally, 0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:09.680 but then also you're the younger one, so they're like, 0:30:09.720 --> 0:30:11.840 he's younger, he needs help. In life. He doesn't understand 0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:13.719 what's your relationship like with your family? 0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:18.040 We're cool, you know, Okay, I text my dad a lot. 0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:20.600 My dad's retired. He's he's like stoked on my career, 0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:22.880 which is awesome. He'll like just text me be like, 0:30:22.880 --> 0:30:25.360 oh I saw the shows and boys he sold out, 0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:27.200 you know, but you got to put that link up 0:30:27.200 --> 0:30:28.320 for the Las Vegas show. 0:30:28.440 --> 0:30:28.520 Like. 0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:31.160 They're very supportive. My mom is the reason I like 0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:34.080 started stand up at seventeen, so like she like and 0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:36.040 she like saw like an ad in the paper about 0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:36.760 like stand up in. 0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:41.160 Town my hometowns. Gotta try that. My sister and I 0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:42.920 talk here and there. I could probably be better with that. 0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:46.680 Which is what does she doing? She does social work. 0:30:46.800 --> 0:30:48.520 She lives in New York, does social work. 0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:53.920 You know, she out here helping people, But so are we. 0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:56.160 How do you think your relationship with her could could improve? 0:30:56.240 --> 0:30:58.840 What could you do to improve its? More communication? Check 0:30:58.880 --> 0:31:01.000 in on her? How you do? How's life? 0:31:01.400 --> 0:31:01.760 Yeah? 0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:03.160 Any new love interests? 0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:03.680 You? 0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:07.640 Actually? I left my fucking sister on red really? Yeah? Yeah, dude. 0:31:07.720 --> 0:31:09.800 Sometimes I won't text my mom back on accident. I 0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:12.320 always feel so bad. Actual text me at like three PM, 0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:13.640 and then I see it at like two am, and 0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:14.000 I'm like. 0:31:14.240 --> 0:31:16.640 Fuck, Sam, Okay. So what I was saying before by 0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:19.120 like I'm trying to get okay with like leaving people 0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:22.720 on red. It's like leave pick like a hand. I 0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:24.959 think when you get you get fucked up when you 0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:29.200 try to prioritize every single person. You got to pick 0:31:29.360 --> 0:31:34.520 like five people where you're like, I, it's very important 0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:39.240 to me to maintain communications with these people. Everyone else 0:31:39.360 --> 0:31:45.400 also important, But I accept the finiteness of time and 0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:47.600 a little bit on the way side. 0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:49.880 I do think that the like of a comment or 0:31:49.920 --> 0:31:52.960 the like of a message, it's like the bow on top. 0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:54.640 You're like, you're kind of sealing the deal that it 0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:56.800 ends here. Like if you like a message, you're kind 0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:59.200 of letting them know that you're okay with this conversation 0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:01.600 ending right there, right, it's a nice button on it. 0:32:02.360 --> 0:32:05.880 The thing that makes me really anxious in any whether 0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:09.040 it's on a text or if it's in person, is 0:32:09.080 --> 0:32:12.840 when do I end this interaction? Yeah? Usually if they 0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:18.040 don't ask a question back, it's done. Yeah. M It's 0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:22.920 like yeah you like it, you know, yeah? 0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:25.640 Yeah, Like if you were talking about like, oh, Santa Barbara, 0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:27.360 and then that person's like, oh, yeah, this this is great. 0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:31.520 You could a be like have you ever been there? 0:32:32.560 --> 0:32:37.600 Simp be like it? Or see you leave it on 0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:41.000 red Canna can to tappen. Let's tap into the over 0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:47.080 analytical mind real quick. KNA like ever be construed as 0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:50.440 a hostile like or as passive aggressive? 0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:51.239 Yo? 0:32:51.360 --> 0:32:52.480 Yeah? Or is it always? 0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:52.880 You know? 0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:54.600 What I think is the most passive aggressive is the 0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:57.600 thumbs up on a message. The thumbs up like arguing 0:32:57.640 --> 0:32:59.280 with your girl and you hit her with the thumbs up. 0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:03.280 You're oh, world War four about to start popping off. 0:33:03.880 --> 0:33:06.960 The like has and I think the big tech people 0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:09.840 they noticed how fast repressive the like is. They're replaced 0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:12.600 it with the heart. The like is crazy. The heart 0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:14.400 is a little bit more wholesome heart. If you give 0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:15.440 me heart, I'm cool with that. 0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:17.760 But if I send a whole thing like hey, super 0:33:17.800 --> 0:33:20.640 excited to film tomorrow his location be here at this time. 0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:22.400 Super appreciate you having there, they hit me with a 0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:25.880 like cool, you have me with the thumbs up. I'm like, 0:33:25.920 --> 0:33:27.160 they don't want to be in the ship. The thumbs 0:33:27.200 --> 0:33:30.080 up is the equivalent of the saying word sure, so 0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:33.120 if you're bro I mean, like sometimes I think the 0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:35.040 modern eat I'm older than you. 0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:36.560 You know the show Boiling Points on MTV. 0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:40.120 Damn, they would literally just fuck with people on camera, 0:33:40.160 --> 0:33:42.520 hidden camera, and you get like a dollar per minute, 0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:45.080 just so they'd have like a barist at a coffee 0:33:45.080 --> 0:33:46.800 shop just mess if you mess with you, you last 0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:48.560 twenty eight minutes and then you like walk out and 0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:51.440 then you get twenty What mean you last like if 0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:53.520 you get pissed off before you laugh or like blew 0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:55.520 up in their face this blah blah blah. But like 0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:59.520 I think Boiling Points that would be that would was 0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:01.320 it that? Or they're going to a date or some ship, 0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:04.840 We'll look it up. Used to date, But there was 0:34:04.880 --> 0:34:06.680 some show on MTV where you'd also go on a date. 0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:07.920 I forget disaster date. 0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:10.200 Maybe I don't know, I've heard of disaster date. But wait, 0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:13.160 what is it? Countdown? Or next? It's next? Next? Was 0:34:13.200 --> 0:34:15.120 a heater? Next was great too? Next week? You get 0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:17.279 a dollar per minute? I think too, But but I 0:34:17.280 --> 0:34:17.759 think there. 0:34:17.680 --> 0:34:20.040 Would be one where like if you just thumbed up 0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:23.680 a girl's like messages, I think it'd end pretty abruptly. 0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:26.200 I like the prayer. I use that old pray hands, 0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:29.759 praying hands, because it's like it's it's I think it's gracious, 0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:32.040 you know, not too sincere, it's not too I like 0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:36.640 to use the handshake one. I like it too. I'm 0:34:36.640 --> 0:34:38.359 gonna start. I'm gonna I'm gonna sap, I'm gonna swap 0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:41.120 the uh, I'm gonna start throwing handshick ones into my prayers. 0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:43.440 It's very like good day, sir, because because you know, 0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:45.400 that's how you say body, somebody's just like, all right, congratulations, 0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:45.680 see you. 0:34:46.320 --> 0:34:51.040 Hello, Tyler, Hey, what's up. 0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:55.520 How's it going? Man? 0:34:56.480 --> 0:34:58.840 I'm doing pretty good. Actually, you know, I moved to 0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:02.759 the house with my girlfriend and uh, we're living with 0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:04.399 six other people. It's pretty sick. 0:35:06.040 --> 0:35:07.560 Was that six other people? You said? 0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:10.560 Yeah, six other people? 0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:14.320 Okay, so you moved into the Brady bunch. 0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:15.920 What's going on here? 0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:21.120 Living in a fraternity I mean dollars? 0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:24.040 How six? How many bedrooms is. 0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:27.320 It it has? 0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:32.359 There's oh, he had to think about it. How many? 0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:35.120 And then there's and then I have the master. 0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:37.839 I'm sorry one more time. How many rooms is it? 0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:42.279 So there's three rooms upstairs, one in the basement, and 0:35:42.320 --> 0:35:45.000 then I have one master in the second floor. 0:35:45.520 --> 0:35:48.520 Dam he's making us do math, three rooms in the basement, 0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:50.800 and then one master. How'd you end up getting the master? 0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:53.600 What did you pull to pull that off? City moved 0:35:53.600 --> 0:35:53.960 in with his. 0:35:53.880 --> 0:35:59.040 Girlfriend, who like, I got more money. I'm paying like 0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:02.000 one hundred dollars more rent, But I mean that's okay. 0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:02.839 Yeah. 0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:04.520 When I first moved to LA my roommate paid one 0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:06.040 hundred dollars more than both of us, and he had 0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:07.000 a bathroom in his room. 0:36:07.200 --> 0:36:08.560 And now that I think back on it, he got 0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:09.000 a steal. 0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:13.560 When you're like, when you're like twenty two, you're like, yeah, sure, 0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:14.880 perfect idiot. 0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:17.680 What is the dynamic like Teller and everybody else in 0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:18.040 the house. 0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:24.040 I mean, we are all friends. It was like this 0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:26.960 weird like I was friends with this person. This person's 0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:29.000 friends with these groups of people, and then you know 0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:31.759 we kind of like all meet and then I think 0:36:31.760 --> 0:36:36.200 we've all been collectively been friends for like about five years. 0:36:36.239 --> 0:36:37.879 I believe, maybe maybe less. 0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:41.640 Yeah, is a lot of dirty dishes with that many people. 0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:47.120 Oh fuck up, we are really in my one of 0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:51.120 my roommates, past roommate, we used to be very stingy 0:36:51.160 --> 0:36:54.719 about dishes and I'm gonna apply to this house because 0:36:54.760 --> 0:36:57.160 it dishes are like the number one problem when it 0:36:57.200 --> 0:36:58.640 comes to fucking roommates. 0:36:59.040 --> 0:37:00.600 Tyler. I want to bring this up, but it says 0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:02.560 here that you called in because you have failed at 0:37:02.600 --> 0:37:06.960 your dream too. As you say, become an influencer. 0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:14.400 I mean yeah, I mean if you feel like you know. 0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:16.080 Well, tell us this when you say you want to 0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:19.000 become an influencer? What what exactly does that talk? 0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:19.959 Would? 0:37:20.280 --> 0:37:21.919 We're talking Jake Paul? Where are we at? 0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:23.879 Oh? 0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:24.680 Hell no, no, no no. 0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:26.759 I mean like it's kind of like, you know, I 0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:31.719 I delve my toes in like the commentary community, Like 0:37:31.800 --> 0:37:35.960 I like General Sam, Naked Jakie, like all those people 0:37:36.000 --> 0:37:38.120 where they just have like a topic and they do 0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:40.239 like funny edits with a green spin and all that shit. 0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:46.759 Mm hmmm, what what what kinds of things do you 0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:51.279 want to do commentary on? I? 0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:55.319 You know, like just like stupid ship, you know, like 0:37:55.440 --> 0:37:58.880 I I've done it before and it worked, like I 0:37:59.320 --> 0:38:02.080 did have a fall going on, like TikTok ahead like 0:38:03.280 --> 0:38:06.400 thirty thousand, but it's just like each video kept on 0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:09.399 going just like less and less views. I wasn't sure 0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:13.279 if it's my fault or it's like I don't know, 0:38:13.360 --> 0:38:16.600 TikTok is like crack with bomb me or something, but 0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:19.360 I don't know it's and it's also it's just like 0:38:20.680 --> 0:38:23.319 I don't know, Like it's hard to having a job. 0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:25.240 You work six days a week and work sixty plus 0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:30.920 hours and like and trying to do like highly edited videos, 0:38:31.000 --> 0:38:33.040 you know, and it's just it's kind of hard, you know, 0:38:34.120 --> 0:38:35.560 and it's having. 0:38:35.120 --> 0:38:37.080 My guy, but you gotta do it. That's what I did. 0:38:38.040 --> 0:38:39.560 You know, I used to work that. 0:38:40.640 --> 0:38:42.319 I used to work fifty hours a week at a 0:38:42.360 --> 0:38:44.960 production company and I go home and I make videos 0:38:44.960 --> 0:38:47.879 on the weekend. You really have to alienate yourself. It's 0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:51.040 it's fucked up, like I literally like lost friends, not RP, 0:38:51.280 --> 0:38:54.120 but like, you know, just like like I would spend 0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:58.239 Saturday shooting, Sunday editing and posting on Monday, and you 0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:01.680 just it's it's there is time, but but it's hard 0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:04.120 to be distracted because you live with fucking six other people. 0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:07.799 There is time. But also also I'll say this, bro, 0:39:07.880 --> 0:39:10.080 you're twenty three. Not to sound like Gary Vee out here, 0:39:10.120 --> 0:39:15.480 but you're young. Fuck man, you got time? I do, Yeah, 0:39:15.480 --> 0:39:17.479 I think you look at it. Look dude, TikTok fucks 0:39:17.480 --> 0:39:18.160 with me too all the time. 0:39:18.200 --> 0:39:19.640 I was just telling him earlier. I was like, dudehy, 0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:21.719 are my views down? This and that? Blah blah blah. 0:39:21.719 --> 0:39:23.520 It's hard to get discouraged when your views are down 0:39:23.560 --> 0:39:26.680 because you're letting your views validate if your content is good, 0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:30.120 and that's not the case. It's just the algorithm being 0:39:30.200 --> 0:39:33.000 hard to get. Think about the algorithm as like a bar. 0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:34.879 You're like, man, fuck this, boy, I'm going somewhere else. 0:39:35.560 --> 0:39:38.840 You know, Try commentary with some different style, different format. 0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:41.120 Do a short one, do a long one. Don't let 0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:45.080 the views get you down, because views views fuck with me, dude. 0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:47.760 You know, yeah, commentary. 0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:52.480 Every time I looked that out, yeah, I mean every 0:39:52.520 --> 0:39:55.839 time views, I was just fortly depressed and ship and 0:39:57.000 --> 0:39:59.399 I mean it's it's it's a total gamble sometimes too, 0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:01.279 because like you know, if I try to do the 0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:04.719 whole like influencer thing and go that hard, you know, 0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:08.680 I miss the chances I'm seeing friends or family, and 0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:10.520 I feel depressed about that. But you know, if I 0:40:10.560 --> 0:40:13.200 focus on family, friends and work, you know, I get 0:40:14.040 --> 0:40:14.760 achieve something. 0:40:16.200 --> 0:40:18.279 Let me ask you, this is your mom or dad 0:40:18.400 --> 0:40:19.920 verified on TikTok. 0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:22.799 Oh. 0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:26.160 No, see that's what I'm saying. You can't be hanging 0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:28.120 out with them, man, They're just chasing the cloud. 0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:28.480 You know. 0:40:28.520 --> 0:40:30.920 You got to just be like mom, dad, I'm I'm 0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:32.200 really out here. I'm in the hype palace. 0:40:32.280 --> 0:40:35.040 Now. Yeah, you gotta really kind of embody the spirit 0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:38.520 of the influencer before Michelle necklace. 0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:43.640 You gotta short shorts, thy tattoos, air force ones. 0:40:44.080 --> 0:40:46.319 Well, can I ask what, like, okay, what is it 0:40:46.440 --> 0:40:52.600 about the the career, the idea of being this influencer, 0:40:52.680 --> 0:40:54.840 of being a commentator that is attractive to you? What 0:40:54.880 --> 0:40:57.200 are your like underlying intentions here? 0:40:58.960 --> 0:41:02.880 I think the main thing is just like seeing everyone's 0:41:02.920 --> 0:41:07.359 reaction and seeing like laughing or you know, I think 0:41:07.400 --> 0:41:10.400 it's like an awesome video. I wouldn't say it much 0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.719 of an attention thing, but like more or less, just 0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:15.000 like I don't know, I like I like seeing people's 0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:18.560 reaction on something I created, you know, like the top 0:41:18.600 --> 0:41:20.400 of my head, you know, something like that. You know, 0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:22.400 I really love that shit. I mean, like I'm not 0:41:22.520 --> 0:41:24.560 talking about I want to be like mega famous, but 0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:28.240 like at least having like a following seems really cool, 0:41:28.440 --> 0:41:29.080 you know what I mean. 0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:32.560 Yeah, I mean that's a good answer because I think 0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:34.560 anybody who answers that question, they go, I just want 0:41:34.560 --> 0:41:37.040 the money. Then you know, it's probably not the career 0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:39.719 for you. But I like your answer where you're like, 0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:41.760 I like seeing the enjoyment that brings to other people. 0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:44.120 So I do think you still have the right mindset 0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:48.120 for it. But yeah, yeah, I mean there's so many 0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:51.600 outlets you can kind of like quote go viral on, 0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:55.960 so I would try different versions, you know, instead of 0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:58.200 maybe shooting this whole thing that you got to edit 0:41:58.239 --> 0:42:00.000 and you spend like four days working on for YouTube. 0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:03.040 It was like people do get successful using like the 0:42:03.040 --> 0:42:05.760 TikTok green screen app like that, that feature. 0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:08.200 It doesn't look as good, but it is much quicker. 0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:11.279 So if you're you know, worried about seeing family and 0:42:11.280 --> 0:42:14.160 friends and all that stuff, there is mediums where you're like, Okay, 0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:16.480 maybe I won't shoot a hold him in a video, 0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:18.560 but I can do the same commentary real quick on 0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:19.720 my lunch break or something. 0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:22.800 Yeah. And then when you said, man like finding finding 0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:27.920 a medium that really works for you, and that is 0:42:28.040 --> 0:42:30.920 like not you know, because if it's going to take 0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:35.360 you an entire you know, a whole month or a 0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:38.480 whole several weeks to edit a video. Then you're not 0:42:38.520 --> 0:42:41.080 gonna be able to have as many like at bats 0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:43.680 at the internets. Yeah, and you can still do those 0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:44.200 long ones. 0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:46.759 But it's like, the way I think about it is 0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:49.680 when you make these short quick videos for TikTok or something, 0:42:50.080 --> 0:42:52.480 those are kind of the bait to attract people to 0:42:52.520 --> 0:42:55.640 your page where they see the main stuff. Yep, they're like, oh, 0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:57.920 I saw thirty seconds of them here, Oh shit, he 0:42:57.960 --> 0:42:59.080 does this in twelve minutes and. 0:42:59.080 --> 0:42:59.879 It's really well. 0:43:00.480 --> 0:43:03.520 Yeah, yeah, so I think, do you don't have to 0:43:03.520 --> 0:43:05.200 stick to one but trying both? 0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:09.480 Yeah, yeah, I almost definitely do that. I mean I 0:43:09.560 --> 0:43:13.600 feel like I delved in that a few times, but yeah, 0:43:13.239 --> 0:43:14.960 I would definitely keep trying. 0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:16.040 I have. 0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:18.479 I've been taking a long break and really been thinking 0:43:18.480 --> 0:43:20.839 about it. I've been thinking about actually just branching off 0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:23.600 the YouTube as well, trying to do it multiple platforms 0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:25.480 to see what Well. 0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:27.040 Also, what's nice is you know, at the end of 0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:30.080 the day you will still have a guaranteed seven views 0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:32.600 because you've got six people you live with and your 0:43:32.600 --> 0:43:34.359 girlfriend could even be able. 0:43:35.200 --> 0:43:38.080 But what's what's what's your thing about? You? 0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:38.719 Oh? 0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:39.200 Plug it? 0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:42.439 Where you said thirty k on TikTok? Where where's it at? 0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:44.120 Yeah? 0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:55.400 Sure is it's Tyler period. Has period spoken like that? 0:43:55.400 --> 0:43:58.879 That's that's pretty pretty good. That's confident. That's pretty good. 0:43:58.880 --> 0:44:01.319 Tyler has spoken period. 0:44:01.400 --> 0:44:01.560 Yeah. 0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:03.400 I was trying to go for like a like a 0:44:03.600 --> 0:44:06.760 like a Tyler has Tyler the creator kind of vibe 0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:09.240 to it. You know, that's how I got the inspiration 0:44:09.360 --> 0:44:10.239 from it a little bit. 0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:13.759 Well, I'm excited to hear what if he's just like 0:44:15.760 --> 0:44:16.680 guy and we just plug. 0:44:16.880 --> 0:44:20.520 I'm excited to hear you speak. You have spoken. You 0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:23.560 got to keep speaking. Tyler will be speaking. 0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:26.800 I have I've been spoken. 0:44:27.760 --> 0:44:29.279 Tyler's anything else When I say to the people the 0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:30.040 computer before we. 0:44:30.000 --> 0:44:37.800 Go, uh yeah, I mean follow your dreams, don't fuck up. 0:44:38.120 --> 0:44:40.040 You know, keep chugging long. 0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:42.040 You'd be the even did fuck up and all? 0:44:43.160 --> 0:44:46.240 Well, yeah, Tyler has spoken, Thank you, Tyler. Tyler has spoken, 0:44:46.320 --> 0:44:46.759 turn up. 0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:49.040 Thank you guys, I love you all. 0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:52.160 That was nice. 0:44:52.440 --> 0:44:55.880 Yeah, you know, I think he threw me off in 0:44:55.960 --> 0:44:57.399 the beginning when he said he's like, oh, I want 0:44:57.440 --> 0:44:58.160 to be an influencer. 0:44:58.200 --> 0:44:59.719 I think the word influencer just kind of has this 0:44:59.760 --> 0:45:00.800 like a anything to it. 0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:02.560 Yeah, so when he was like, you know, I still 0:45:02.600 --> 0:45:04.560 like people like watching. I like the reaction. I was like, 0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:06.000 all right, there's there's some good here. 0:45:06.239 --> 0:45:06.479 Yeah. 0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:08.279 He wasn't like I want to go take pictures of 0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:11.360 the beach, and yeah, exactly. I think he'd be phrasy. 0:45:11.360 --> 0:45:13.200 He's like, you know, I wish I could my commentary 0:45:13.239 --> 0:45:16.279 on YouTube would be better. Then you know that that's 0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:19.759 an easier thing to digest, right, but if you just 0:45:20.080 --> 0:45:23.000 you know, praying to Jesus every night, You're like, I 0:45:23.040 --> 0:45:25.920 want to be an influencer might be tough. 0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:30.080 So you were grind you were grinding hard fifty and 0:45:30.360 --> 0:45:34.279 and okay, So so the things that he was describing, 0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:36.799 like shutting yourself out, not have enough time for friends 0:45:36.800 --> 0:45:37.480 of family. 0:45:37.920 --> 0:45:41.319 It was one hundred percent. I didn't hang out with. 0:45:41.560 --> 0:45:43.560 The only people I hung out with were video people. 0:45:43.719 --> 0:45:43.879 Right. 0:45:44.160 --> 0:45:46.000 I would like go to work, and I worked in 0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:48.880 downtown Los Angeles for this production company, All Def Digital, 0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:50.719 and they had a big YouTube following. So I was 0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:52.719 like uploading all their ship in the day. Then a 0:45:52.800 --> 0:45:54.400 night I'd do open mics and then on the weekend, 0:45:54.400 --> 0:45:57.879 I make videos and then I would just like every 0:45:57.920 --> 0:45:59.320 I was like, I'm a whole myself every Monday and 0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:03.600 we'll put out a new video. And after like two years, 0:46:03.640 --> 0:46:06.880 like twenty seventeen, I had my first video hit, and then. 0:46:07.840 --> 0:46:08.640 I was for me. 0:46:08.760 --> 0:46:10.440 I feel like it was just like each video that 0:46:10.480 --> 0:46:12.200 I put out was like more wood for the fire. 0:46:12.239 --> 0:46:14.399 I'm like, let's just keep this fire going, right right, 0:46:14.440 --> 0:46:16.280 you know, just you know, put more logs on the fire. 0:46:17.080 --> 0:46:19.400 Because then I had a vine get big back in 0:46:19.440 --> 0:46:21.600 the day, and I didn't do anything. I got nervous 0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:23.880 and I didn't know what to post, and then I 0:46:24.000 --> 0:46:26.359 just posted again like three weeks later, and it had 0:46:26.360 --> 0:46:28.440 no momentum, and I was right, dang right because I 0:46:28.440 --> 0:46:30.640 didn't let the fire go yep. So now when I 0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:32.640 caught it again in like twenty seventeen, I was like, 0:46:32.719 --> 0:46:36.000 let me, let's keep this is what I've messed up 0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:39.799 and last time, let's keep it going. So yeah, not 0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:43.439 to say that, you know, I don't know. I don't 0:46:43.480 --> 0:46:45.719 know why things happened, why things work out, but it 0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:48.160 ended up doing it and I was just like then 0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:50.080 I worked that job for like another two years and 0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:52.160 then I was just like, I think I can do 0:46:52.160 --> 0:46:52.640 this on my own. 0:46:52.680 --> 0:46:57.640 Now, do you feel like, as you have progressed in 0:46:57.680 --> 0:46:59.960 your career, like the hunger has died down or you 0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:01.560 because you as you were? You know, I asked you 0:47:01.600 --> 0:47:03.399 if you had any vices and you said that you 0:47:03.400 --> 0:47:05.800 you know, work is one of them. Like, do you 0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:08.719 feel like just as hungry now as your wear back then? 0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:11.239 I don't think the hungers died down, but I think 0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:15.840 my perception is a little skewed now because like now, 0:47:16.040 --> 0:47:19.120 if a video doesn't hit a million views on like TikTok, 0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:19.920 I'm like pissed. 0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:22.160 Yeah, which I'm like, what the it's wrong? 0:47:22.239 --> 0:47:22.439 Dude? 0:47:22.440 --> 0:47:24.880 Well, okay, you know the first thing that we were 0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:27.080 talking about right when you came in here is before 0:47:27.080 --> 0:47:29.440 we started streaming, was you were talking about like, oh, 0:47:29.520 --> 0:47:32.279 you know, my TikTok views are you know good? 0:47:32.360 --> 0:47:32.560 Fine? 0:47:32.680 --> 0:47:36.200 And every single person who makes content for the Internet 0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:38.759 has that thing where they're like of the video and 0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:42.239 they're like fuck. But there's like a weird okay, there's 0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:44.520 like a weird hedonic treadmill thing where like you've had 0:47:44.640 --> 0:47:48.520 videos that get like twenty billion whatever views, and then 0:47:49.200 --> 0:47:51.840 you adapt to that for a reason for no, and 0:47:52.040 --> 0:47:54.120 then you kind of adapt to that, and then you're like, Okay, 0:47:54.160 --> 0:47:56.480 if a video doesn't get at minimum a million views, 0:47:56.800 --> 0:47:58.759 you're like, what the fuck? But then when does it? 0:47:58.880 --> 0:47:59.600 When does it end? 0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:03.799 It's like money, it never does, and but I needs 0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:06.160 to remind myself and I probably wouldn't have thought about 0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:09.000 it until unless I did this. Shows like the day 0:48:09.120 --> 0:48:11.719 I got my first million views on Facebook and I 0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:13.960 was so happy. I went up to this other guy 0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:15.880 that I worked with at the time who also made videos, 0:48:15.880 --> 0:48:17.920 and he was like, very successful, had a lot of videos, 0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:19.920 do very well. Shout out this guy Kevi on stage. 0:48:20.000 --> 0:48:22.480 He had a bunch of videos do millions. I was like, dude, 0:48:22.480 --> 0:48:24.879 I got my first million. Now what He's like, keep going? 0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:28.400 But I was so excited to tell him that that 0:48:28.560 --> 0:48:32.640 feeling like like I remember, like the first time ever 0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:36.479 got high in that feeling are probably pretty comparable first 0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:39.879 time the weed ever hit. And you know, now it's 0:48:39.920 --> 0:48:42.160 like I'm yelling about TikTok not fucking working. 0:48:42.200 --> 0:48:44.840 But I'm like, damn, do you remember how excited you 0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:45.600 were for that first one? 0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:49.239 Yeah, So it is like it's ah, I don't know, 0:48:49.360 --> 0:48:52.080 but it's just a nice to look back from perspective 0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:52.399 of that. 0:48:52.680 --> 0:48:54.640 It's easy to lose that cause I also, you know, 0:48:54.680 --> 0:48:56.799 you remember back when like you had like a baseline 0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:59.520 that your videos would do. Yeah, and then your baseline 0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:01.640 keeps going up, and then when you don't hit your baseline, 0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:03.200 you have to be like, well, remember when you this 0:49:03.320 --> 0:49:06.440 is like the baseline I have now is so much 0:49:06.480 --> 0:49:08.200 higher than it was before, And then you have to 0:49:08.280 --> 0:49:09.520 kind of put into perspective like. 0:49:09.760 --> 0:49:13.800 So, I think my my hunger levels haven't like tampered 0:49:13.840 --> 0:49:15.480 off or anything. I think I'm more just. 0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:20.960 That's the what I'm looking for. I don't know. I 0:49:21.280 --> 0:49:21.600 don't know. 0:49:21.640 --> 0:49:22.799 I don't forge, I don't know what the word I'm 0:49:22.800 --> 0:49:25.080 looking for is, like I'm still just as ambitious as 0:49:25.080 --> 0:49:29.160 I was then, but I think now I'm just or 0:49:29.800 --> 0:49:32.759 I don't know, like not about relationship. I think I'm 0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:36.399 just more like salty towards my own views. 0:49:36.440 --> 0:49:40.040 Maybe No, I don't know. It's hard, you know, I'm 0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:44.640 trying to be better at like accepting things I can't control. 0:49:44.840 --> 0:49:47.319 And there's a weird thing with social media views where 0:49:47.400 --> 0:49:50.440 it's like you kind of can control it because you 0:49:50.440 --> 0:49:53.799 can control the quality. You can control how hard you work. 0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:56.080 You can control how hard you work, and you can 0:49:56.120 --> 0:49:58.800 do your best practices, but then you have to after 0:49:58.880 --> 0:50:03.239 you've done that, just accept that how it's received is outside. 0:50:03.239 --> 0:50:05.160 If youre throwing a football, which I'm not good at, 0:50:05.239 --> 0:50:06.880 but you throw a football in the air, it's like, 0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:08.640 if they catch it, they catch it. If they don't, 0:50:08.640 --> 0:50:12.640 you're like, I did my job, exactly, who's gonna catch it? 0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:13.520 Exactly? 0:50:13.600 --> 0:50:14.840 Is the algorithm gonna fuck with it? 0:50:14.920 --> 0:50:18.359 Or they're gonna spike that ship down? But try tomorrow exactly. Yeah, 0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:20.960 you have to be content with before you post the video. 0:50:21.000 --> 0:50:22.040 When you look at it and you're like, all right, 0:50:22.120 --> 0:50:22.839 I did my job. 0:50:23.000 --> 0:50:24.640 Yeah, it's so funny. 0:50:24.680 --> 0:50:27.400 Fucking did the best I can and it's in fucking 0:50:27.480 --> 0:50:28.959 God's hands. 0:50:28.960 --> 0:50:31.000 At this point, I can't convince myself to believe anything. 0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:32.640 If I don't try on a video and I post 0:50:32.640 --> 0:50:35.120 it and it does like stupid numbers, I'm like, yeah, 0:50:35.200 --> 0:50:37.600 you know, just because I'm talented. But if I work 0:50:37.640 --> 0:50:39.040 my ass off on a video and at bombs and 0:50:39.080 --> 0:50:42.080 I'm like, well, the algorithm they just didn't. Like, I 0:50:42.120 --> 0:50:44.239 can always find something to blame, but in reality, it's 0:50:44.239 --> 0:50:46.920 like there's no rhyme or reason why some videos do 0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:48.760 stupid numbers. 0:50:48.880 --> 0:50:51.200 It's it's it's just it's like gambling. 0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:54.520 You just be like you never if you knew how 0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:57.600 every video was gonna do, I think they'll mess with 0:50:57.640 --> 0:50:59.080 you too. Like, if you knew that having me on 0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:02.480 this video is in, you would do like less views 0:51:02.520 --> 0:51:04.160 on YouTube than anyone else. You'd be like, I'm not 0:51:04.200 --> 0:51:06.160 very excited for it. But if you're like, oh shit, 0:51:06.200 --> 0:51:08.239 this is gonna do astronomical numbers, then you'd be like 0:51:08.280 --> 0:51:10.279 overly excited. You'd be thinking about it. So it's like 0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:12.359 it's good to not know how it's gonna do, because 0:51:12.360 --> 0:51:14.080 then you don't create based on the views. 0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:16.560 Yeah. And and the more that you like track your 0:51:16.600 --> 0:51:20.080 mind to and your happiness and your levels of saltiness. Yeah, 0:51:20.080 --> 0:51:21.560 I got to connected disconnected too. 0:51:21.640 --> 0:51:21.839 Yeah. 0:51:21.840 --> 0:51:24.480 The more you attack the attached that your your your 0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:26.400 assaltingest levels and your happiness levels to the views, you 0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:27.680 just get fucked. You just yourself. 0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:29.400 That's something I'd love to work on, is not letting 0:51:29.480 --> 0:51:32.280 views alter how I feel about my own self. 0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:34.960 Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. It is hard because you see 0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:38.240 the little downward thing. Yeah, and you're like, well fucking shit. 0:51:38.120 --> 0:51:39.600 That's what I'm saying, you know, or you have like 0:51:39.800 --> 0:51:42.360 a video pop off and you're walking into a cold stone, 0:51:42.400 --> 0:51:43.880 like give me free reciss pieces. 0:51:44.120 --> 0:51:46.040 You know, it's funny. It's funny that we're talking about this, 0:51:46.120 --> 0:51:48.320 and when we first started, you're just being like, because 0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:51.200 we're in this weird thing where we have the Internet 0:51:51.239 --> 0:51:53.560 and we're getting obsessed with views and that. But we 0:51:53.600 --> 0:51:55.600 start you said at the very beginning of this, you're 0:51:55.600 --> 0:51:57.040 just grateful for fucking trees. 0:51:57.160 --> 0:51:57.359 Man. 0:51:57.560 --> 0:52:01.880 Trees at the end of it, have views. They got leaves, 0:52:02.680 --> 0:52:04.360 Trees have a lot of views. There's a lot of 0:52:04.360 --> 0:52:07.080 people out there looking at the trees. Trees are probably 0:52:07.120 --> 0:52:08.439 the most viral thing. 0:52:08.680 --> 0:52:10.480 Yeah, they got views, but they don't count them. And 0:52:10.480 --> 0:52:12.920 that's maybe how you got to look at it, because. 0:52:12.680 --> 0:52:15.120 One view on YouTube could be one hundred people in 0:52:15.120 --> 0:52:19.919 the room watching, right. Trees don't have views, or trees 0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:21.239 do get views, but they don't count their views, and 0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:22.560 that's why they're so fucking chill. 0:52:23.680 --> 0:52:27.080 That's a metaphor right there. Count your blessing is not 0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:29.480 your views. Put it on a Forever twenty one t shirt. 0:52:29.640 --> 0:52:31.640 Let's see what's going on in here. What else we 0:52:31.680 --> 0:52:41.240 got Hello, gets is this Aubrey? 0:52:41.520 --> 0:52:42.479 This is. 0:52:44.160 --> 0:52:47.879 Aubrey. How's it going on? I'm here, Trevor, We're hanging out. 0:52:48.120 --> 0:52:50.920 We're being geckos fart and I hope you can't smell it. 0:52:51.000 --> 0:52:52.279 Dude, I've been trying to let one rip. 0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:55.239 I don't know if that's I don't give Yeah, I'm weird. 0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:56.759 It might be airy. I don't give fuck. 0:52:57.239 --> 0:52:59.080 I can't do it. I can't do it. 0:52:59.239 --> 0:53:01.800 I don't care. Even though I've given you permission, you 0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:03.040 still it's. 0:53:03.000 --> 0:53:04.439 But I have to have the permission from the chat 0:53:04.440 --> 0:53:04.920 to do it too. 0:53:04.960 --> 0:53:07.160 I can't. I'd have to get up, Aubrey. Can we 0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:09.520 just try to permission to fart? 0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:13.360 That is a Midwestern you're saying, man. 0:53:13.200 --> 0:53:14.560 Do it into the mic. I don't give a ship. 0:53:16.520 --> 0:53:19.120 I can't do it. The pressures on. What's going on 0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:23.279 with you? Aubrey? Is it Aubrey? Would you actually. 0:53:23.239 --> 0:53:26.920 You had to have heard that? That's on chat forever. 0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:30.440 God damn it, I've been I'm surprised you haven't heard. 0:53:30.560 --> 0:53:33.400 I've been farting. Really yeah, I'm gonna go in And 0:53:33.440 --> 0:53:34.799 I was like, damn, what if he heard me? Just 0:53:34.840 --> 0:53:37.839 do something? I've had like a non stop diarrhea for 0:53:37.880 --> 0:53:38.359 like a week. 0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:44.240 Really it's there's call into your own podcast. 0:53:44.320 --> 0:53:51.040 I chicklaying it with it today. Aubrey Audrey, Aubrey, what's 0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:52.759 going on with you? How's life? Tell me everything? Tell 0:53:52.800 --> 0:53:53.160 me nothing? 0:53:55.239 --> 0:54:00.879 Oh life, It's kind of crazy right now. Not in 0:54:00.920 --> 0:54:09.440 a physical sense, but so I in the recent past 0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:13.200 year have discovered sort of that I think I might 0:54:13.239 --> 0:54:17.120 be asexual, and anybody who doesn't know what that is, 0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:23.040 in a roundabout way, it's just not desiring sexual activity, 0:54:23.480 --> 0:54:28.280 not really needing, yes, exactly exactly. 0:54:28.360 --> 0:54:28.560 Yeah. 0:54:28.719 --> 0:54:35.600 So, And I mean, obviously I've been sexually active before 0:54:35.600 --> 0:54:39.520 in my lifetime, but I've never been one to like 0:54:39.800 --> 0:54:44.400 need it. I've been realizing that people needed a lot. 0:54:45.360 --> 0:54:52.160 Mm hmmm mm hmm. Now that you have a boyfriend 0:54:52.600 --> 0:54:57.640 and that you're having problems with opening up to him 0:54:57.680 --> 0:54:59.760 about this, is that Is that correct? 0:55:01.400 --> 0:55:05.120 That's one hundred percent. Yeah. So he actually lives out 0:55:05.200 --> 0:55:09.160 of state right now and he is moving here next month. 0:55:10.520 --> 0:55:15.920 M Okay, when you see him, do you feel anything 0:55:16.320 --> 0:55:18.560 sexually or you're just like, I'm just glad to see him. 0:55:18.560 --> 0:55:20.040 But there's no like sexual tension. 0:55:22.520 --> 0:55:26.120 Yeah, No, there's no like I want to jump your 0:55:26.120 --> 0:55:29.200 bones moments there's yeah. 0:55:28.880 --> 0:55:31.240 It's just uh and it's not him person. 0:55:31.080 --> 0:55:35.719 It's really horrible, but no, it's just you and it's 0:55:35.760 --> 0:55:39.640 not horrible. But you know, yeah, just me. And I 0:55:39.719 --> 0:55:47.040 don't know how to say that to him without not offending. Well, 0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:48.480 I guess yeah, maybe. 0:55:48.480 --> 0:55:52.799 It's hard to take for sure. Yeah, I think at 0:55:52.840 --> 0:55:56.160 it from an angle of like, it's not you, it's 0:55:56.200 --> 0:55:58.719 just what I'm thinking, because he's probably gonna take a 0:55:58.719 --> 0:56:00.640 personal pretty quick. But if you can spin it and 0:56:00.680 --> 0:56:02.680 be like, this is just how I'm feeling in life 0:56:02.719 --> 0:56:04.120 right now, all. 0:56:04.120 --> 0:56:06.799 Right, and then there might be a Wednesday where you 0:56:06.840 --> 0:56:09.839 look at him and you're like, bring that thing over here. 0:56:10.160 --> 0:56:15.279 And that thing I'm referring to is genitals. 0:56:16.000 --> 0:56:21.680 Is he decently do the dirty? Yeah? 0:56:21.840 --> 0:56:26.520 Yeah, it's nothing off putting. I just there's nothing on putting. 0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:28.880 Ooh, and. 0:56:30.800 --> 0:56:35.239 You know I don't have any like I don't know 0:56:35.320 --> 0:56:38.239 the reverse of the ick. I'm not sure how to 0:56:38.280 --> 0:56:38.680 put it. 0:56:39.480 --> 0:56:44.520 M hmm. Okay, So you're not necessarily like just disgusted 0:56:44.640 --> 0:56:47.640 or icked out by bisexual activity. It just does not 0:56:47.840 --> 0:56:52.400 particularly excite you, do you think? 0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:56.000 Yeah? And I would say, go ahead. 0:56:56.239 --> 0:56:59.239 Do you think they like. Sometimes when I eat too 0:56:59.320 --> 0:57:01.879 much like caesar salads, I'm like, I don't want any 0:57:01.920 --> 0:57:03.120 more caesar salads for a while. 0:57:03.440 --> 0:57:05.439 Was there a period where you might have been too 0:57:05.520 --> 0:57:08.080 active with him and you tapped out? 0:57:08.520 --> 0:57:10.000 You know, there's only so many times you can have 0:57:10.040 --> 0:57:14.560 buffalo wild wings before you're like, no more. Bet Doubs. 0:57:15.920 --> 0:57:20.720 Yeah, that that is true, but no, we had so 0:57:21.040 --> 0:57:26.040 for our entire relationships so far, we have been sorry 0:57:26.080 --> 0:57:30.360 living or being long distance. He's out of state. So 0:57:31.320 --> 0:57:34.360 we dated back in the day when we were younger, 0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:39.800 but it was more of a I'm not even sure 0:57:39.800 --> 0:57:41.720 what's called that. We were younger, you know, it's just 0:57:41.840 --> 0:57:43.000 a young relationship. 0:57:44.520 --> 0:57:44.800 Hmmm. 0:57:45.520 --> 0:57:50.920 So I wouldn't say that, maybe not with him specifically. 0:57:51.160 --> 0:57:56.960 Maybe I overdid it, like too young, and that just 0:57:57.080 --> 0:58:01.320 made me very unattracted to it. I'm not sureable, but 0:58:01.400 --> 0:58:03.080 I called that. 0:58:04.600 --> 0:58:08.360 Mm hmm. So are you you you now? Kind of 0:58:09.040 --> 0:58:14.080 are you? Are you desiring to just maintain a a 0:58:15.840 --> 0:58:21.360 just sexless but purely romantic relationship with your boyfriend moving forward? 0:58:24.160 --> 0:58:27.919 I would love that, but I don't think that's gonna 0:58:27.960 --> 0:58:36.960 fly with him. He definitely could not do that, but 0:58:37.280 --> 0:58:39.880 doesn't that sound. I don't know, it makes it sound horrible. 0:58:41.040 --> 0:58:42.960 But like you keep what you keep saying? Can I 0:58:42.960 --> 0:58:44.800 see that you keep you keep saying this sounds horrible, 0:58:44.800 --> 0:58:47.440 this sounds horrible. What what do you what do you know? 0:58:47.560 --> 0:58:49.800 What do you think is so horrible about it? You 0:58:49.880 --> 0:58:52.720 know what I mean? I mean, it's it's I don't 0:58:52.760 --> 0:58:54.920 think like you know, look, this is the truth. This 0:58:55.000 --> 0:58:56.800 is the way that that you feel. This is just 0:58:56.960 --> 0:58:59.000 is what it is. I don't I don't think that 0:58:59.000 --> 0:59:03.480 that you should be you know, ascribing like a negative 0:59:04.040 --> 0:59:06.800 attribute to it. That's making you beat yourself up? What 0:59:06.800 --> 0:59:09.120 what what are you observing about it? That that is 0:59:09.280 --> 0:59:09.960 so horrible? 0:59:12.400 --> 0:59:15.880 Well, it just is like off putting for me to even. 0:59:15.840 --> 0:59:19.479 Say it out loud. But like I feel like our 0:59:19.640 --> 0:59:23.479 sexual activity, it would be me doing it for him, 0:59:23.600 --> 0:59:26.800 you know, because I'm not really desiring it. I could 0:59:26.800 --> 0:59:31.120 go without it, but then I feel like not that 0:59:31.200 --> 0:59:35.000 it's wort and I don't mind, but like you know, 0:59:35.200 --> 0:59:38.160 the design is not there, so I feel that it's different. 0:59:39.480 --> 0:59:48.560 Mm hmmm that's interesting. Mmmm. Well you know still, I 0:59:48.840 --> 0:59:52.439 I I why do you think that that is that 0:59:52.440 --> 0:59:56.840 that is so so horrible? I I I guess bothers 0:59:57.040 --> 0:59:59.480 me that that it sounds like you're beating yourself up 0:59:59.520 --> 1:00:03.240 about the that you feel when it's you know, it's okay. 1:00:03.680 --> 1:00:06.880 People have people have feelings, they have desires or lack thereof, 1:00:06.920 --> 1:00:09.800 and it just kind of it is what it is. 1:00:10.000 --> 1:00:14.240 And I hate to hear that you're being so hard 1:00:14.280 --> 1:00:16.800 on yourself for feeling the way that you feel. 1:00:20.000 --> 1:00:25.600 Yeah, that's true. I guess it is all a side 1:00:25.600 --> 1:00:27.000 effect of how I'm feeling. 1:00:29.080 --> 1:00:31.720 And I mean, you also got to take into consideration 1:00:31.880 --> 1:00:35.400 his love language. If it is if he's very like 1:00:35.480 --> 1:00:37.480 kind of like that's hiss he needs, that might be 1:00:37.480 --> 1:00:39.760 a problem. But sometimes you know, whether it's like words 1:00:39.760 --> 1:00:43.040 of affirmations or like whatever it might be that might 1:00:43.080 --> 1:00:45.560 get that same kind of itch for him. You know, 1:00:45.640 --> 1:00:48.360 it's like, if you guys spend good quality time together, 1:00:48.400 --> 1:00:50.240 you might not even be thinking about it. Sure, if 1:00:50.240 --> 1:00:51.800 it comes up every once in a while, turn up, 1:00:51.840 --> 1:00:56.360 But you know, I I I think it's more so 1:00:56.440 --> 1:01:00.200 do you guys enjoy being together, because then usually long 1:01:00.200 --> 1:01:02.240 distance is also hard because you're like, you're not thinking 1:01:02.240 --> 1:01:03.640 about that person, but you might, you know, you might 1:01:03.680 --> 1:01:05.880 see him in the kitchen restocking the rice crispies and 1:01:05.920 --> 1:01:09.040 be like, damn, give me that thing, so you might 1:01:09.920 --> 1:01:11.280 you know, I think if you guys lived together, you 1:01:11.360 --> 1:01:13.200 might just understand each other and each other's bodies and 1:01:13.600 --> 1:01:17.560 your love language a little more. And you know, if 1:01:17.560 --> 1:01:19.400 it didn't work out, it's not because you didn't love 1:01:19.400 --> 1:01:22.360 each other. It's just because you felt one way he 1:01:22.360 --> 1:01:24.640 felt the other. Not saying that it's not, but it's 1:01:24.800 --> 1:01:28.320 you can't take it personal either way. You're not looking 1:01:28.320 --> 1:01:30.080 at him like you're ugly. I don't want to bang you. 1:01:30.080 --> 1:01:32.760 You're just like, I'm just nobody, so I wouldn't. The 1:01:32.760 --> 1:01:35.880 hard part at that is not taking a personal because 1:01:35.920 --> 1:01:37.560 I think anybody would take it personal. I mean a 1:01:37.600 --> 1:01:40.120 guy got cut out of his will earlier on the show. Yeah, 1:01:40.400 --> 1:01:45.840 took it personal, and he'd you know, who knows. 1:01:45.600 --> 1:01:49.040 You know, and he I feel like like he didn't 1:01:49.040 --> 1:01:50.440 really need to take a personal and I feel like, 1:01:50.520 --> 1:01:52.800 you know a lot of people are at here taking 1:01:52.800 --> 1:01:55.080 things personally when they just are the way that they are. 1:01:55.240 --> 1:01:57.000 Yeah, you know, I think where you get in troubles 1:01:57.000 --> 1:01:59.600 where you don't will you hide your feelings. And if 1:01:59.640 --> 1:02:01.320 you didn't and tell him that, then he'd be like 1:02:01.880 --> 1:02:04.400 he might like it might come out in an argument. 1:02:04.440 --> 1:02:06.280 But if you go about in like mature way, like, hey, 1:02:06.280 --> 1:02:08.520 this is how been feeling, it's nothing personal, then he 1:02:08.840 --> 1:02:10.440 can come at it from a viewpoint and be like, Oh, 1:02:10.480 --> 1:02:11.919 I had no idea you felt the way. I'm so sorry. 1:02:12.040 --> 1:02:13.600 You know, how can we you know, how can I 1:02:13.600 --> 1:02:15.200 help you? But if it comes out in an argument, 1:02:15.240 --> 1:02:18.200 he's like, why don't you ever want to fucking sixty nine. 1:02:17.960 --> 1:02:19.880 With me, babe? And then be like, it's cause I 1:02:19.880 --> 1:02:22.520 don't fucking want anyone. Then it's then it's coming out 1:02:22.560 --> 1:02:26.520 in a hostile environment, right right, Put it preemptively, throw 1:02:26.560 --> 1:02:28.240 it out there, Yeah, you don't want to live with him? 1:02:28.240 --> 1:02:30.360 And then like three months in he's like you catch 1:02:30.440 --> 1:02:33.200 him with a flashlight and he's like, yeah, sorry, you know, 1:02:33.240 --> 1:02:36.720 so you gotta you gotta Like kind of it is 1:02:36.760 --> 1:02:39.240 weird because I'm not a very confrontational guy, and I 1:02:39.280 --> 1:02:42.000 would be nervous too, But I think it's better to 1:02:42.000 --> 1:02:46.800 have the conversation. Just put it on the table, because 1:02:46.800 --> 1:02:48.480 that's at the end of the day, that's who you are, 1:02:48.520 --> 1:02:49.720 and you don't want to have to feel like you're 1:02:49.760 --> 1:02:53.400 living a different life just to make somebody else happy, right. 1:02:55.720 --> 1:02:58.080 So do you feel confident that you that you are 1:02:58.080 --> 1:03:03.200 gonna want to have this converse with him? 1:03:03.280 --> 1:03:07.760 Yes? I think I don't know whether to have it 1:03:07.920 --> 1:03:10.440 before he moves here or after he moves here. I 1:03:10.480 --> 1:03:14.120 don't obviously that's not going to change anything, But I 1:03:14.120 --> 1:03:16.600 don't know if this discussion is better had in person 1:03:16.760 --> 1:03:17.760 or over the phone. 1:03:18.760 --> 1:03:19.080 M Hm. 1:03:21.000 --> 1:03:23.920 I might do before the move, because if he gets 1:03:24.080 --> 1:03:25.959 with cold feet or something, is that what it's called? 1:03:26.080 --> 1:03:27.960 Because if he if before the if he like then 1:03:28.080 --> 1:03:30.320 cancels the move, then he probably wasn't the guy in. 1:03:30.240 --> 1:03:32.360 The first place, right, Because if you're like, hey, this 1:03:32.440 --> 1:03:34.000 is yeah, I feel true. 1:03:34.920 --> 1:03:37.200 But and then if it's like three weeks and he's like, 1:03:37.240 --> 1:03:39.560 oh yo, I ran out of gas. I actually can't 1:03:39.600 --> 1:03:42.000 move gas price or high, and then you're like, oh 1:03:42.320 --> 1:03:44.400 oh yea because last time he does how to move 1:03:44.400 --> 1:03:46.280 in then he throws a bit, and then you know, 1:03:46.480 --> 1:03:48.080 dudes aren't really good with reasoning. 1:03:48.280 --> 1:03:50.720 He's all fucking moved here. You can't even give me 1:03:50.760 --> 1:03:52.240 a little bit of cooter, you know what I'm saying. 1:03:52.240 --> 1:03:55.040 So you got to like maybe just pamptively be like, hey, 1:03:55.040 --> 1:03:58.560 he just heads up like nothing personal, but just get 1:03:58.600 --> 1:04:00.880 it out. You're holding in a fart right now. Yeah, 1:04:00.960 --> 1:04:02.600 this is a big in that part, and. 1:04:02.600 --> 1:04:04.040 You don't want to let it out. Let it out 1:04:04.040 --> 1:04:06.200 over the phone because he doesn't have to smell it exactly. 1:04:06.200 --> 1:04:08.000 Oh there you go. I like that. 1:04:08.800 --> 1:04:10.600 Oh that's a good one. 1:04:10.880 --> 1:04:11.280 Yeah. 1:04:11.360 --> 1:04:15.160 Yeah, I mean it's really just testing the maturity levels 1:04:15.160 --> 1:04:17.520 at this point, because if he really wants to be 1:04:17.600 --> 1:04:19.080 with you, he'll be like, Yeah, it's not a problem 1:04:19.080 --> 1:04:21.640 at all, as long as you can enjoy each other's company. 1:04:21.760 --> 1:04:23.680 Enjoying each other's company is so much better than having 1:04:23.720 --> 1:04:27.360 like a crazy sex life, because yeah. 1:04:27.240 --> 1:04:29.760 It's telling me I know all about. 1:04:29.400 --> 1:04:32.560 It six seven eight, you know, seconds, minutes, whatever you 1:04:32.600 --> 1:04:35.400 out here doing. But then you spend the rest of 1:04:35.440 --> 1:04:36.720 the day with them. It's like, if if you can 1:04:36.800 --> 1:04:39.240 enjoy your time together, that will go so much farther 1:04:39.320 --> 1:04:44.000 than any bedroom chemistry. And that's coming from a get go. 1:04:44.280 --> 1:04:44.880 I agree. 1:04:45.320 --> 1:04:50.040 And gechos are very very sexually active, are they? Actually? 1:04:50.120 --> 1:04:53.400 I actually know very little about gchos. I know that 1:04:53.440 --> 1:04:55.760 they can stick to any surface except in teplaw, but 1:04:55.760 --> 1:04:56.919 that's the only fact that. 1:04:56.800 --> 1:04:57.040 I have. 1:04:58.640 --> 1:05:01.040 Interesting. I also want to say to the people of 1:05:01.040 --> 1:05:04.439 the computer before we go, I just. 1:05:04.360 --> 1:05:07.480 Want to say shout out to manut Walk. I know, 1:05:08.200 --> 1:05:10.800 I know, Trev get kids Manutwalk minute. 1:05:10.840 --> 1:05:11.680 I grew up there. 1:05:12.440 --> 1:05:16.120 But oh yeah, peace out Internet. 1:05:16.640 --> 1:05:16.920 Thank you? 1:05:19.000 --> 1:05:19.600 Thanks. 1:05:20.240 --> 1:05:21.960 How does it? How do you feel like now that 1:05:22.000 --> 1:05:24.280 you've kind of been sitting in the costume for an hour? 1:05:24.360 --> 1:05:27.440 Do you feel like you're getting comfortable? I almost forgot 1:05:27.440 --> 1:05:29.640 that I was wearing this. Yeah, that's what happens. I 1:05:30.680 --> 1:05:32.200 walk around outside forgetting that. 1:05:32.240 --> 1:05:35.120 I'm It's funny if like you, you probably don't smoke 1:05:35.160 --> 1:05:37.160 cigarettes or anything, but it would be a funny visual 1:05:37.200 --> 1:05:39.160 to look outside and see a geck o chain smoking 1:05:39.320 --> 1:05:40.160 some like marborols. 1:05:40.160 --> 1:05:42.200 What about me makes you think I don't smoke cigarettes? 1:05:44.320 --> 1:05:44.480 Nah? 1:05:44.520 --> 1:05:48.000 You smoke for sure? I don't smoke. Actually right, you 1:05:48.080 --> 1:05:48.800 just seem too. 1:05:48.880 --> 1:05:51.560 Calm, and I feel like, how do you know I'm 1:05:51.600 --> 1:05:54.000 not calm because of the cigarettes? 1:05:54.080 --> 1:05:54.440 WHOA? 1:05:54.680 --> 1:05:58.120 I don't think about that because usually from experiences I've 1:05:58.120 --> 1:06:00.120 met with people that smoke right before they do a thing. 1:06:00.320 --> 1:06:02.400 But if the episode started at six five fifty seven, 1:06:02.440 --> 1:06:03.800 you're like, I'm gonna go rip up quick. 1:06:03.880 --> 1:06:04.080 Yeah? 1:06:04.320 --> 1:06:06.400 Sure, do you smoke cigarettes? I don't have you ever 1:06:06.440 --> 1:06:07.240 smoked cigarettes. 1:06:07.560 --> 1:06:09.680 One time an eighth grade, my friend Jordan brought over 1:06:09.720 --> 1:06:12.680 a pack of cigarettes and he was moving, so he's like, 1:06:12.680 --> 1:06:14.760 we got to smoke an entire pack. And we went 1:06:14.760 --> 1:06:16.880 outside in the riverbed and we smoked an entire pack, 1:06:17.000 --> 1:06:17.520 just me and him. 1:06:17.680 --> 1:06:19.680 I mean, you never want to do it again. One sitting. Oh, 1:06:19.760 --> 1:06:20.560 I was not. 1:06:20.760 --> 1:06:22.880 I was so nauseous. I felt like I was on 1:06:22.920 --> 1:06:24.400 a roller coaster but I was sitting down. 1:06:25.000 --> 1:06:28.520 Uh that's why they do That's why they do that, right. 1:06:28.320 --> 1:06:30.120 But it was so funny, Like I was excited to 1:06:30.120 --> 1:06:32.200 go do it. And then we just like like by 1:06:32.200 --> 1:06:34.040 my parents' old house, there was like this like river bed, 1:06:34.080 --> 1:06:35.960 there was like this like creak and shit, and we 1:06:36.000 --> 1:06:37.600 just went in this alley way and we just changed 1:06:37.600 --> 1:06:40.480 smoke like seven cigarettes barely even in but like literally 1:06:40.520 --> 1:06:44.840 the eighth grade going into our freshman year. Yeah, it 1:06:44.840 --> 1:06:46.640 would have been a really funny visual to look outside 1:06:46.640 --> 1:06:47.600 of your window though at. 1:06:47.520 --> 1:06:49.360 Night and seeing like two eighth gunters just chained smoking. 1:06:49.560 --> 1:06:52.000 Like the hell aly so stressed out about you smoked 1:06:52.080 --> 1:06:56.280 all the cigarettes that you like had sort of padded 1:06:56.320 --> 1:06:58.720 out throughout your life, but you just did in one sitting. 1:06:58.840 --> 1:07:00.920 At one point I had three cigarett my hand all lit. 1:07:01.480 --> 1:07:03.720 You smoked them at once. Yeah. You It sounded like 1:07:03.880 --> 1:07:04.960 the coolest eighth grader. 1:07:05.000 --> 1:07:07.200 Oh dude, it was like ripping a hemy. This shit 1:07:07.280 --> 1:07:08.000 was I felt like it was. 1:07:08.000 --> 1:07:10.200 It was fucking truck month. It was crazy. Do you 1:07:10.200 --> 1:07:12.200 get high? Do I? Yeah? 1:07:12.280 --> 1:07:16.000 Yoh yeah, Like I'd say, I'd say, like maybe a 1:07:16.000 --> 1:07:17.280 handful times a month, do you? 1:07:18.240 --> 1:07:21.040 When you do? You ever perform a little stone or 1:07:21.040 --> 1:07:22.960 a little drunkard and try not often. 1:07:23.040 --> 1:07:25.480 I like to just be very like in control. But 1:07:25.600 --> 1:07:28.440 there used to be a show in North Hollywood. It 1:07:28.520 --> 1:07:31.240 was an open mic, but they would like book comedians 1:07:31.280 --> 1:07:32.960 at the end of it to like close it out. Yeah, 1:07:33.080 --> 1:07:35.920 And it was at a dispensary, and I felt like 1:07:35.960 --> 1:07:37.280 if the audience was high, I. 1:07:37.280 --> 1:07:38.560 Wouldn't mind being too high. 1:07:38.840 --> 1:07:40.400 Sure there was a level of connection. 1:07:40.840 --> 1:07:41.160 Yeah. 1:07:41.280 --> 1:07:43.360 Yeah, Well, if you're high and the audience is sober 1:07:43.400 --> 1:07:47.080 and you say some fucking cooked ass shit, they're like what. 1:07:47.200 --> 1:07:48.680 But when everyone's high and you're like, you know what 1:07:48.680 --> 1:07:52.240 talking about and they're like yeah, You're like it feels 1:07:52.280 --> 1:07:56.040 like you have a secret that everybody air dropped to 1:07:56.080 --> 1:07:58.000 each other, into each other and you can only access 1:07:58.160 --> 1:07:58.720 the feeling. 1:07:58.880 --> 1:08:00.120 And it was on the same level. 1:08:00.040 --> 1:08:01.720 On drecent Like if there was a security guard working 1:08:01.720 --> 1:08:03.040 in the front door and he wasn't high, he wouldn't 1:08:03.040 --> 1:08:05.960 get it. But everyone who's like high and it's kind 1:08:05.960 --> 1:08:07.640 of cool. It was like this intimate like weed coffee 1:08:07.640 --> 1:08:09.600 shop and there'd be like twenty audience members and like 1:08:09.920 --> 1:08:12.920 it was fun because you could literally just like like 1:08:12.960 --> 1:08:14.760 you never want to try these jokes out in front 1:08:14.800 --> 1:08:16.760 of like a paying crowd at like a comedy club, 1:08:16.760 --> 1:08:19.880 but you're like, I'm just gonna this is some shit 1:08:19.920 --> 1:08:21.880 I probably wouldn't even put on Twitter, but here we go, 1:08:22.120 --> 1:08:24.120 and the crowd would be like, okay, yeah. 1:08:24.000 --> 1:08:28.360 Right, because they their brains have been opened. Yeah, and 1:08:28.400 --> 1:08:30.160 you'd all like pass down like one joint. So it's 1:08:30.160 --> 1:08:31.880 like kind of the same strand so everybody's kind of 1:08:31.880 --> 1:08:34.639 on the same trip that those were. 1:08:34.840 --> 1:08:36.800 But those are fun, but then the drive home you'd 1:08:36.800 --> 1:08:39.120 always be like, man, what the fuck my floating right now? 1:08:39.240 --> 1:08:42.719 You ever just forget that driving high is like extremely illegal? 1:08:43.120 --> 1:08:44.520 Oh yeah, yeah. 1:08:44.760 --> 1:08:46.679 You ever look up on your dash you're doing forty 1:08:46.720 --> 1:08:48.320 five in the middle lane. 1:08:48.840 --> 1:08:51.280 You ever seen those billboards that say this is a 1:08:51.320 --> 1:08:53.040 sign not. Have you ever seen one of those while 1:08:53.040 --> 1:08:55.599 you're high? I don't know if I have, but I've 1:08:55.600 --> 1:08:57.720 seen signs that drive on not high, And usually it's 1:08:57.840 --> 1:08:58.640 like seeing. 1:08:58.360 --> 1:09:01.559 My dashboard when I'm going thirty. Yeah, people are flying 1:09:01.680 --> 1:09:02.000 past you. 1:09:02.120 --> 1:09:04.680 Yeah. Well, at least I feel like, because if you 1:09:04.800 --> 1:09:06.920 drive high, you're probably going too slow. But it's to 1:09:06.920 --> 1:09:09.960 the people who drive drunk that go fast, And it 1:09:10.080 --> 1:09:13.320 is interesting. Drunk, you drive fast, high, you drive slow? 1:09:13.360 --> 1:09:15.439 What do you drive the appropriate amount on? I feel 1:09:15.439 --> 1:09:19.760 like math maeah. Yeah. I feel like driving high would 1:09:19.760 --> 1:09:22.960 be okay, but only if everybody on the road was high. 1:09:23.080 --> 1:09:23.320 Yeah. 1:09:23.400 --> 1:09:26.080 I think you could drive high in traffic, But I 1:09:26.120 --> 1:09:28.840 think I overanalyze everything too much, like when you drive now, 1:09:28.880 --> 1:09:30.479 like you don't think about what your feet are doing. 1:09:30.760 --> 1:09:32.040 But if I was like hi, I'd be like, well, 1:09:32.200 --> 1:09:34.280 too much gas. I think I would try to drive 1:09:34.320 --> 1:09:36.559 fast if I was off the weed, and I'd be 1:09:36.600 --> 1:09:38.519 doing like sixty seven and be like this is too quick. 1:09:39.240 --> 1:09:42.400 I guess there's a turn coming up. Man, driving's fucked up. 1:09:42.920 --> 1:09:45.120 It's wild that we all trust each other on the road. 1:09:45.360 --> 1:09:48.960 We I mean, we listen to small white lines to 1:09:49.040 --> 1:09:51.360 be like, hey, stay in here. Okay, a car pool lane. 1:09:51.400 --> 1:09:52.120 We listen on that. 1:09:52.320 --> 1:09:55.040 We're like like on the on a two lane street, 1:09:55.080 --> 1:09:58.240 just on a We're like jousting, dude, the fucking cars. Reme, 1:09:58.240 --> 1:09:59.960 we're getting high, we're getting drunk, we're doing math. 1:10:00.200 --> 1:10:02.240 And the fact that anybody can just get in a 1:10:02.240 --> 1:10:03.680 car and then use it. 1:10:03.920 --> 1:10:07.920 Yeah, you can get a car when you're sixteen, sixteen insane. 1:10:08.120 --> 1:10:11.600 It's I mean, it's wild. It's just it blows my 1:10:11.640 --> 1:10:15.440 mind that we all just listen to street lights and directions. 1:10:15.920 --> 1:10:19.160 Some people don't, but uh, you know, they're usually in jail. 1:10:19.720 --> 1:10:21.439 But it is wild that you're like, here's a car, 1:10:21.560 --> 1:10:25.040 figure it out. I think you should, uh, we should 1:10:25.120 --> 1:10:28.519 roll with the whole trying to change I don't know 1:10:28.600 --> 1:10:31.400 who you would campaign to or lobby to for this, 1:10:31.760 --> 1:10:34.840 but changing red and green because I do I do 1:10:34.920 --> 1:10:37.040 agree that red is a little more calling I would do. 1:10:38.720 --> 1:10:42.600 Instead of red, I do like a violet, like a purple. Oh, 1:10:42.680 --> 1:10:46.240 because this is Red's like fucking stop. But Purple's like, 1:10:46.800 --> 1:10:49.200 hey man, what'd you doing over there? Coming to a 1:10:49.240 --> 1:10:49.800 slow stop? 1:10:49.840 --> 1:10:52.280 It's like jazz. Yeah, hey, don't you sit here and 1:10:52.400 --> 1:10:52.840 enjoy it. 1:10:53.479 --> 1:10:55.400 Red's too like fuck, well, I don't know what yellow does. 1:10:55.520 --> 1:10:58.479 Yellow is really just yellow is very passive. 1:10:59.640 --> 1:11:03.519 Yeah, you also just like time to nut up or 1:11:03.520 --> 1:11:05.720 shut up type shit. I don't know. 1:11:06.040 --> 1:11:08.720 I get to my dad stops at yellows. I try 1:11:08.720 --> 1:11:10.320 to get this joke to work on stage once. It's 1:11:10.320 --> 1:11:12.160 like you could tell how old you're getting based on 1:11:12.200 --> 1:11:14.680 how far you stop back from the red light. My 1:11:14.760 --> 1:11:16.840 dad stops like a football field away from the light, 1:11:17.720 --> 1:11:19.600 just so much space between him and the crosswalk. 1:11:19.920 --> 1:11:21.519 You know what, that's smart. I feel like you have 1:11:22.520 --> 1:11:24.599 a better chance of not dying than the people who 1:11:24.680 --> 1:11:28.519 they try to gun for the h Let's see. 1:11:28.640 --> 1:11:30.960 But if you're like fifteen, you stop in the crosswalk, 1:11:31.160 --> 1:11:32.840 you're like on top of a bird scooter. 1:11:33.800 --> 1:11:35.759 Do you have anything you want to plug to the people, 1:11:35.840 --> 1:11:38.080 and we have like a little halfway point half way 1:11:38.160 --> 1:11:40.760 you want to do it? Well, I'll find another on 1:11:40.840 --> 1:11:45.000 tour in two weeks I stand up tour. I'm going all. 1:11:44.920 --> 1:11:49.360 Over the US, Florida, Texas, a lot of other places 1:11:49.479 --> 1:11:52.400 forget we can get my Instagram or Trevor Wallascomedy dot 1:11:52.439 --> 1:11:53.519 com see how the tour dates. 1:11:54.160 --> 1:11:57.200 It's a lot of cool places. That's really it. I 1:11:57.200 --> 1:12:00.599 have a podcast, stiff socks, you want to a phone call, 1:12:03.000 --> 1:12:04.680 I'm gonna drink some water as a get goes? Do 1:12:04.800 --> 1:12:06.120 do you think? Jonas? 1:12:07.800 --> 1:12:08.000 Oh? 1:12:08.160 --> 1:12:11.160 Hello, what's going on? How are you? My friend? 1:12:12.320 --> 1:12:12.519 Good? 1:12:12.560 --> 1:12:16.080 How are you get I'm doing okay. I'm here with Trevor. 1:12:16.120 --> 1:12:18.559 I'm about I'm about to shyly ask him for a 1:12:18.600 --> 1:12:20.600 fruit snack. I don't want to let him get like 1:12:20.640 --> 1:12:21.240 the first blood. 1:12:23.320 --> 1:12:24.679 Oh fruits are young? 1:12:24.960 --> 1:12:25.160 Are they? 1:12:26.160 --> 1:12:27.320 Do you have a favorite one of those? 1:12:28.080 --> 1:12:30.680 The waltz is probably the uh kind of like the 1:12:30.760 --> 1:12:32.000 raspberry looking one up there? 1:12:32.680 --> 1:12:36.839 I no, you get first blood? I feel bad. I'll 1:12:37.000 --> 1:12:40.680 I'll take one. You gave me way too many here 1:12:40.760 --> 1:12:46.559 let me I'll keep these two dog talk. What we're 1:12:46.560 --> 1:12:50.000 talking about today? Jonas? Hit us, dude, We're ready, We're here, 1:12:50.000 --> 1:12:52.519 We're gecked up, We're bricked up, gecked up, breaked up, 1:12:52.560 --> 1:12:53.440 all the ups. 1:12:53.640 --> 1:12:58.040 All right, bro, all right, so let me start from 1:12:58.560 --> 1:12:59.760 I'll give you some context. 1:13:00.240 --> 1:13:01.760 H at me. 1:13:02.080 --> 1:13:03.920 My friend and my sister. 1:13:03.800 --> 1:13:06.360 All worked at the pool together as lifeguards. 1:13:06.920 --> 1:13:10.960 And for like the past four years, and over the 1:13:11.040 --> 1:13:14.840 years it's been kind of a joke that my friend 1:13:14.880 --> 1:13:18.400 should date my sister because I thought her boyfriend at 1:13:18.439 --> 1:13:20.160 the time, which was like a few years ago, was 1:13:20.200 --> 1:13:24.920 really boring. I compared his personality to a slice of 1:13:24.960 --> 1:13:29.719 white bread. 1:13:31.800 --> 1:13:32.559 Help, what's up. 1:13:35.080 --> 1:13:36.840 Like plain white bread? 1:13:37.360 --> 1:13:38.160 Like boring? 1:13:40.439 --> 1:13:40.839 Anyway? 1:13:40.960 --> 1:13:43.120 Okay, okay, fast forward. 1:13:43.280 --> 1:13:47.240 The beginning of this summer. Uh, my sister and my 1:13:47.280 --> 1:13:50.960 friend started dating, and I was very conflicted about that. 1:13:51.439 --> 1:13:53.559 I thought it was kind of about I said. 1:13:53.360 --> 1:13:56.760 Okay at first, because I was very surprised. 1:13:56.280 --> 1:13:58.840 Because my sister broke up with her boyfriend at the 1:13:58.840 --> 1:14:01.960 time out of it, and then the next day started 1:14:02.040 --> 1:14:03.640 dating my friend. So I was like, I thought that 1:14:03.720 --> 1:14:05.240 was very strange behavior. 1:14:05.360 --> 1:14:07.120 Why why why are you conflicted about this? 1:14:11.520 --> 1:14:11.880 I don't know. 1:14:11.960 --> 1:14:13.680 I like, at first I thought it would you know, 1:14:13.720 --> 1:14:16.360 it would be cool to have my friend and my 1:14:16.479 --> 1:14:20.080 sister together because, like you know, they're very both important 1:14:20.080 --> 1:14:23.640 people in my life. But and then I started to 1:14:23.640 --> 1:14:26.880 think about, like what could happen if they break up 1:14:27.000 --> 1:14:30.320 or if something goes wrong, Like I have to take 1:14:30.360 --> 1:14:33.080 my sister's side because she's my sister, She'll always be 1:14:33.160 --> 1:14:36.880 my sister. But you know, it makes things cloudy for 1:14:37.080 --> 1:14:38.519 my friend Jonas. 1:14:38.600 --> 1:14:40.200 Let me let me bring this up and tell me 1:14:40.280 --> 1:14:42.960 this is true. It says here that you gave your 1:14:43.280 --> 1:14:46.360 friend an ultimatum. Says you asked It says that you 1:14:46.479 --> 1:14:49.280 asked her. It says you asked him my boss, it's 1:14:49.439 --> 1:14:52.840 me or your fucking friend. Yeah, it says here that's 1:14:52.880 --> 1:14:53.800 what you ask that's true. 1:14:55.160 --> 1:14:57.040 Really, Yeah, that was a few days ago. 1:14:57.080 --> 1:15:01.519 That was Wednesday, last Wednesday, as your friend picked aside. 1:15:01.600 --> 1:15:05.679 Yet, Yeah, he told me he's sicking my sister. 1:15:08.320 --> 1:15:12.439 Mm hmm. So now I was not expecting that. 1:15:12.800 --> 1:15:15.240 Oh and and he told me that, like while I 1:15:15.280 --> 1:15:18.200 had COVID and I just got over COVID, and now 1:15:18.280 --> 1:15:21.360 like me and my friend Gobrol hanging out together together, 1:15:21.520 --> 1:15:24.240 and now I like have to see him, and it's 1:15:24.280 --> 1:15:27.920 like I talked to everybody except for him. It's just 1:15:27.920 --> 1:15:31.400 like there's this there's this eleson in the room that 1:15:31.680 --> 1:15:34.840 it makes everything kind of uncomfortable. 1:15:36.760 --> 1:15:39.760 That's a tough one. He I really thought when you 1:15:39.800 --> 1:15:42.160 give the ultimatum, he'd be like, there's gotta be a 1:15:42.160 --> 1:15:45.599 better way to talk about this, but he he did. 1:15:45.720 --> 1:15:48.000 He's not thinking with his brain, He's thinking with something else. 1:15:48.040 --> 1:15:49.559 And I'm not gonna say that because that's your sister. 1:15:49.760 --> 1:15:53.439 Yeah, Well, I believe his exact words, where I can't 1:15:53.439 --> 1:15:55.759 be friends with somebody who can't let me be happy. 1:15:57.280 --> 1:16:01.160 Yeah, I'm bout I'm with your friends. Say I'm with you, 1:16:01.200 --> 1:16:02.280 I'm with your friend in the. 1:16:02.320 --> 1:16:03.719 World where you guys can all. 1:16:05.240 --> 1:16:08.120 Why did why did you? Why did you ask him 1:16:08.120 --> 1:16:10.559 to pick between you and the sister? What was the 1:16:10.800 --> 1:16:14.519 Are you going to suck him off? Or is that long? 1:16:14.560 --> 1:16:14.760 Pop? 1:16:16.000 --> 1:16:19.160 I was very conflicted during the whole thing, and it 1:16:19.320 --> 1:16:23.120 like this is lasted this entire summer, and I I 1:16:23.120 --> 1:16:25.840 got I started to get really uncomfortable because I think 1:16:26.240 --> 1:16:29.040 she would start coming, sorry, hangout and like I like 1:16:29.080 --> 1:16:31.559 hanging out with my sister, but like when she's like 1:16:32.760 --> 1:16:34.320 making out with my friend in the corner, it's kind 1:16:34.360 --> 1:16:34.759 of weird. 1:16:38.200 --> 1:16:42.840 Okay, But so because it's kind of because it's kind 1:16:42.840 --> 1:16:46.680 of weird for you, you want him to break up 1:16:46.720 --> 1:16:47.439 with your sister? 1:16:50.560 --> 1:16:51.400 Yeah, I guess. 1:16:51.840 --> 1:16:55.680 Let me ask you. This is your sister and this 1:16:55.720 --> 1:17:02.760 is from a different perspective, not you, bro. 1:17:03.320 --> 1:17:05.080 I don't think I can answer that. 1:17:05.320 --> 1:17:09.240 I think everybody knows that their sisters attractive or not. 1:17:09.360 --> 1:17:11.280 You don't have you don't have to be attracted to her, 1:17:11.320 --> 1:17:13.720 but you're like, oh, my family is you know we 1:17:13.720 --> 1:17:14.320 look decent. 1:17:14.360 --> 1:17:17.040 Oh yeah, I can recognize you know as a game 1:17:17.080 --> 1:17:17.800 recognized game. 1:17:19.680 --> 1:17:21.320 Well, let me ask you this. Are you a good 1:17:21.320 --> 1:17:21.960 looking dude? 1:17:24.040 --> 1:17:26.720 I'm a good looking dude. Man, I work you're a. 1:17:26.640 --> 1:17:29.000 Good looking Yeah. 1:17:29.040 --> 1:17:30.760 So if you're a good looking then it must run 1:17:30.760 --> 1:17:32.360 in the family, is what I'm trying to say here. 1:17:32.880 --> 1:17:34.479 I do think there's a world where you guys can both. 1:17:35.720 --> 1:17:37.760 What you could do is ask them. But hey, can 1:17:37.800 --> 1:17:40.040 you guys, when you're around me, keep the PDA down. 1:17:41.439 --> 1:17:43.920 That's that's fair, That's reasonable. I think that. I think 1:17:43.960 --> 1:17:47.000 that's a reasonable. Yeah, I think it's a reasonable thing 1:17:47.000 --> 1:17:49.960 to ask. I think asking him to completely break up. 1:17:50.120 --> 1:17:53.479 With all or nothing is is. It's a power play, 1:17:53.520 --> 1:17:55.200 and it's a pretty sick move on your end, but 1:17:55.240 --> 1:17:56.160 it is a lot to ask. 1:17:56.360 --> 1:18:01.720 Listen, man, your sister, you're nineteen years old, You're you're adults. 1:18:02.200 --> 1:18:05.799 Your sister is a person that is separate from you. 1:18:05.800 --> 1:18:08.280 You don't own her in any way because she's just 1:18:08.320 --> 1:18:10.160 She can do whatever she wants. But it is tough. 1:18:10.360 --> 1:18:12.439 I hear both sides, because you're losing your best friend 1:18:12.439 --> 1:18:13.840 because now you're going to hit him aout to hang 1:18:13.880 --> 1:18:16.920 out or and then he's with your sister or you're 1:18:16.960 --> 1:18:19.080 going to be you like, he's at your house and 1:18:19.080 --> 1:18:20.240 you're like, oh, what's up. Did you want to go 1:18:20.240 --> 1:18:22.439 play frisbee golf? And he's like, no, I'm hanging out 1:18:22.520 --> 1:18:23.160 with your sister. 1:18:23.800 --> 1:18:24.519 It is interesting. 1:18:25.000 --> 1:18:27.960 Yeah, well like in situations like that, it's like weird 1:18:28.000 --> 1:18:31.479 for me, Like, oh, all right, but I would do 1:18:31.560 --> 1:18:34.600 the thing where I would I would offer, yeah, just 1:18:34.600 --> 1:18:37.040 to keep the PDA down. But we're all about to 1:18:37.080 --> 1:18:41.120 go back to college and he goes to college very 1:18:41.320 --> 1:18:45.320 far away in Florida, and then and it's kind of 1:18:45.760 --> 1:18:48.439 being forced to end. But he told me that he 1:18:48.680 --> 1:18:53.320 expects this to be a long distance thing, and my 1:18:53.400 --> 1:18:55.360 sister told my parents that it's not going to be 1:18:55.400 --> 1:18:57.680 a long distance thing. So I'm getting conflicting information. 1:18:58.160 --> 1:19:01.160 Well that's the bigger issue here. It's not the PDA. 1:19:01.240 --> 1:19:03.519 It's a fact that he's like, nah, this ain't shit, 1:19:03.600 --> 1:19:05.720 and she's like or no, He's like this is the 1:19:05.760 --> 1:19:07.960 one and she's like nah, yeah, I. 1:19:07.920 --> 1:19:10.240 Guess that's the case. You don't even have anything, you 1:19:10.240 --> 1:19:11.360 don't even have anything to worry about. 1:19:11.360 --> 1:19:13.400 It sounds like you're gonna get your boy back a sap. 1:19:15.200 --> 1:19:17.200 Well, I don't know, because I don't know if my 1:19:17.640 --> 1:19:19.760 sister's trying to play it for my parents, be like, oh, 1:19:19.800 --> 1:19:22.320 this is because my parents don't like this situation. They're 1:19:22.760 --> 1:19:24.160 they're very against me. 1:19:24.160 --> 1:19:27.160 Why don't the parents in this situation? Why is everyone 1:19:27.200 --> 1:19:29.000 getting so I feel bad for your sister? 1:19:29.040 --> 1:19:29.160 Man? 1:19:29.160 --> 1:19:31.559 Why is everyone getting so involved in her shit? You, 1:19:32.240 --> 1:19:35.559 her parents, your parents? Why is there one getting in 1:19:35.600 --> 1:19:37.240 her ship? Let her fucking live her life? 1:19:37.280 --> 1:19:37.519 Man? 1:19:38.880 --> 1:19:42.280 Or does Yeah? Does your buddy have a hot sister? 1:19:42.560 --> 1:19:45.679 Then you hit the una reverse card you start dating 1:19:45.680 --> 1:19:46.080 his sister? 1:19:46.160 --> 1:19:50.479 Yeah, she's they're older though they're like they're twenty, they're 1:19:50.520 --> 1:19:51.799 in their like late twenties. 1:19:55.080 --> 1:19:58.439 Well, little little guilt faction. What are we talking? 1:20:00.479 --> 1:20:06.840 Uh? What was I gonna say? Yeah, my parents are 1:20:06.920 --> 1:20:09.479 very against it. They're very worried about my sister because 1:20:10.040 --> 1:20:13.480 she's been making a series of not great decisions. 1:20:13.760 --> 1:20:17.280 Series unfortunate. Okay, what what other kind of series? 1:20:17.520 --> 1:20:17.560 No? 1:20:17.640 --> 1:20:18.960 I mean, I guess it's you know, not a bit. 1:20:19.760 --> 1:20:22.519 Let me paint this picture for you. Let's say they 1:20:22.520 --> 1:20:24.400 break up, you get your boy back. But let's say 1:20:24.400 --> 1:20:28.759 they stay together and they get married. Now you're what's 1:20:28.840 --> 1:20:30.719 that theah. 1:20:31.040 --> 1:20:32.439 I feel like that your brother in law. 1:20:32.360 --> 1:20:35.520 Is your best friend. 1:20:35.760 --> 1:20:37.400 I mean, if that, if it wasn't that way, that 1:20:37.400 --> 1:20:38.240 would be awesome. 1:20:38.280 --> 1:20:40.720 But I feel like we have I think the problem is. 1:20:40.760 --> 1:20:44.120 Twenty to grow and figure stuff out. If it goes 1:20:44.120 --> 1:20:46.719 that way, that would be great. But if they break 1:20:46.800 --> 1:20:50.120 up and now it's like I have to not talk 1:20:50.160 --> 1:20:53.160 to you anymore, that's you know, that's the worst case scenario. 1:20:53.200 --> 1:20:54.479 I guess depends. 1:20:54.520 --> 1:20:56.760 If they break up peacefully, then you're still good. But 1:20:56.840 --> 1:20:58.880 if it's like not a good breakup, then yeah, you 1:20:58.960 --> 1:21:01.120 have to. I think the big issue is is the 1:21:01.120 --> 1:21:03.080 PDA that they're pushing on you. You're in the back 1:21:03.080 --> 1:21:04.360 of an uber trying to go to the fair and 1:21:04.400 --> 1:21:07.400 get some you know, funnel cakes, and and they're making 1:21:07.479 --> 1:21:10.160 out in the back of a you know, corolla. 1:21:11.800 --> 1:21:13.720 I think, I I I agree with that. I think 1:21:13.760 --> 1:21:15.800 I think if you wanted to, if you wanted to 1:21:15.880 --> 1:21:18.640 express that the PDA is too much, I think that 1:21:18.680 --> 1:21:20.800 would be That's an easy ask. I think that's an 1:21:20.840 --> 1:21:23.880 easy ask, just like, hey, listen, look your dating my sister. 1:21:23.960 --> 1:21:25.360 It is what it is. You too, are your own 1:21:25.400 --> 1:21:28.600 independent people, do what you want. Be happy. Because I 1:21:28.840 --> 1:21:30.200 felt what your friend said. You know, I don't want 1:21:30.200 --> 1:21:31.679 to be friends with someoney's not gonna let me be happy. 1:21:31.680 --> 1:21:33.040 I kind of I kind of felt that, you know, 1:21:33.560 --> 1:21:35.320 and I get your sister being all pissed off that 1:21:35.479 --> 1:21:41.000 her brother the PA and look, but but if you say, like, listen, 1:21:41.240 --> 1:21:43.639 I want you to be happy. But just if you could, 1:21:44.200 --> 1:21:46.559 because I want to make out when I'm right in front. 1:21:46.360 --> 1:21:48.200 Of a good couple, will let you. Will make you 1:21:48.240 --> 1:21:50.000 feel like you're just hanging out with friends. It's not 1:21:50.040 --> 1:21:52.559 even like you're hanging out with somebody who's like too 1:21:52.600 --> 1:21:53.240 lovey ducky. 1:21:53.400 --> 1:21:55.640 No, definitely, and that's any couple, not even if the 1:21:55.760 --> 1:21:56.639 person is your sister. 1:21:58.720 --> 1:22:01.360 Okay, all right, I would just ask for the Yeah, 1:22:01.439 --> 1:22:03.160 I mean, don't tune it down a little. 1:22:04.840 --> 1:22:06.479 Well, they're not going to be hanging out for much 1:22:06.520 --> 1:22:09.400 longer because we're all leaving soon. So I if we 1:22:09.600 --> 1:22:12.880 come back from Rake or next summer and it comes 1:22:12.880 --> 1:22:16.880 to that, I guess I can do that. But in 1:22:17.000 --> 1:22:19.720 that when I gave him the ultimatum, I kind of said, like, 1:22:19.960 --> 1:22:23.519 all right, I cannot be friends with you anymore, so 1:22:25.120 --> 1:22:26.640 i'd have to like bring it back from that. 1:22:27.840 --> 1:22:29.360 Yeah, I would take a month by month. 1:22:29.439 --> 1:22:29.960 Who knows. 1:22:30.120 --> 1:22:32.800 You know, they might stay together, they might not, But 1:22:33.120 --> 1:22:35.160 you know, I don't really think it's too big of 1:22:35.200 --> 1:22:35.559 a deal. 1:22:35.960 --> 1:22:37.360 Genes. Is there anything else you want to say to 1:22:37.360 --> 1:22:38.519 the people the computer before we go? 1:22:41.320 --> 1:22:44.280 I just want to say, Gek, I listened to your 1:22:44.400 --> 1:22:45.240 podcast when. 1:22:45.080 --> 1:22:45.639 I work out. 1:22:45.800 --> 1:22:48.439 It's great. I listened to it on the way up 1:22:48.479 --> 1:22:50.200 to I did a roach up with my dad up 1:22:50.200 --> 1:22:51.599 to New York, did some hiking. 1:22:52.040 --> 1:22:53.080 He thought that you were great. 1:22:54.520 --> 1:22:56.400 Appreciate the work you do. If you do, If you 1:22:56.400 --> 1:22:59.080 want to ever do a live show, come to College Park, 1:22:59.120 --> 1:23:00.800 Maryland would love to have you. 1:23:01.479 --> 1:23:03.760 I'll be in the fucking Washington to come down. Come 1:23:03.760 --> 1:23:07.320 down to Washington, d C. On the Miracle Theater. Oh, 1:23:07.479 --> 1:23:14.720 September four September fourteenth. Oh, beautiful you're going to when 1:23:14.840 --> 1:23:16.720 you come to DC? Go see Trevor. Was just in 1:23:16.800 --> 1:23:19.000 DC on the last tour. You miss Trevor when he 1:23:19.040 --> 1:23:21.720 comes back, go see him too. I feel as though 1:23:21.760 --> 1:23:23.840 I'm right there with you, looking up your sweat at 1:23:23.840 --> 1:23:25.599 the gym and hanging out with your dad. So it's 1:23:25.640 --> 1:23:33.320 beautiful having this partnership. Good luck, Jonas. That's a mob boss. Shit. 1:23:33.960 --> 1:23:36.519 It's either me, you fucking sister. I don't I dude, 1:23:36.520 --> 1:23:38.000 I feel like I feel bad for that. I feel 1:23:38.000 --> 1:23:41.160 bad for the sister. Man Like I guess, I guess 1:23:41.160 --> 1:23:43.080 it's I guess what would you do in that position? 1:23:43.160 --> 1:23:46.439 You're dating the sister and then the friend goes it's 1:23:46.760 --> 1:23:51.240 me or the girl you're dating? You know if okay, 1:23:51.280 --> 1:23:53.120 you know now that now I'm now that I'm thinking 1:23:53.160 --> 1:23:56.800 about it from not jonas objective but friends like I 1:23:56.800 --> 1:24:00.160 would feel kind of bad that my friend feels weird, 1:24:00.920 --> 1:24:04.439 but also like but like objectively speaking to me observing 1:24:04.439 --> 1:24:09.040 the situation, I'm really like, dude, let your sister and 1:24:09.080 --> 1:24:10.760 you let your friend do whatever you want, and just like, 1:24:11.760 --> 1:24:13.880 like I because he's trying, he's like just trying to 1:24:13.880 --> 1:24:15.559 control everything and you can't do that. 1:24:15.680 --> 1:24:19.120 Yeah, I just think that you know that you can 1:24:19.160 --> 1:24:21.200 see your homies every day, but finding something you find 1:24:21.200 --> 1:24:24.240 a valid connection with the feeling of like love, and 1:24:24.280 --> 1:24:27.840 that that like that new love feeling is such a 1:24:27.880 --> 1:24:31.360 great wholesome feeling that like you will forever always dude, 1:24:31.360 --> 1:24:33.280 you will shut everyone else out just when you start 1:24:33.280 --> 1:24:36.440 feeling catching feelings for somebody right sure that like emotional 1:24:36.439 --> 1:24:38.400 feeling you get from somebody else. You're like, bro, I 1:24:38.400 --> 1:24:41.040 don't cool, Doc, this is your sister sick. I'll see 1:24:41.080 --> 1:24:42.200 a Thanksgiving. 1:24:42.160 --> 1:24:45.479 Ilso just you know. I went like, he's what, he's nineteen, 1:24:45.520 --> 1:24:48.920 he's just now entering. They like, don't like, I don't know, 1:24:49.120 --> 1:24:52.719 learn learn, learn to navigate around without like getting giving 1:24:52.720 --> 1:24:53.800 people ultimatum. Dude. 1:24:53.840 --> 1:24:55.200 But if I was nineteen, I'd do the same thing. 1:24:55.200 --> 1:24:56.880 It's him, I'd be like, well, it's fucking me or her. 1:24:57.640 --> 1:24:59.000 But then if I was a friend, I'd be like, 1:24:59.040 --> 1:25:02.639 I hear you, but I'm going with her. I need 1:25:02.640 --> 1:25:03.240 a prom date. 1:25:03.320 --> 1:25:03.559 Dog. 1:25:04.240 --> 1:25:19.760 Gabriel, Gabriel, Gabriel, Gabriel, Domino's right front. What Gabriel, this 1:25:19.800 --> 1:25:20.760 is your father, come home. 1:25:20.840 --> 1:25:26.040 We miss you. Gabriel, this is your mother. We also 1:25:26.080 --> 1:25:29.639 miss you. We missed you too. What's going on? Gabriel? 1:25:32.320 --> 1:25:41.960 Hey, uh, I have been lying to my parents that 1:25:44.880 --> 1:25:46.400 then I've been going to college. 1:25:47.640 --> 1:25:48.040 Mm hmm. 1:25:50.000 --> 1:25:52.000 In your where where are you? 1:25:52.000 --> 1:25:54.760 You're not at home, obviously? Where are you? 1:25:55.280 --> 1:25:57.880 Well, I'm in my car right now, actually. 1:25:58.920 --> 1:26:03.479 Sir, I just got home. Okay, Gabri. So you're you're 1:26:03.520 --> 1:26:07.000 telling your parents that you're going to college and you're 1:26:07.000 --> 1:26:11.080 not what are you doing? Where are you going? That's 1:26:11.120 --> 1:26:14.200 what I was trying to ask when uh, your parents 1:26:14.200 --> 1:26:14.960 think you're at school. 1:26:16.960 --> 1:26:20.800 So so here's the thing, so that I you know, 1:26:20.880 --> 1:26:27.160 I'm nineteen. I started college last year, right uh and uh, 1:26:27.720 --> 1:26:30.280 I signed up for classes. I paid for my tuition 1:26:30.400 --> 1:26:36.160 everything and it wasn't cheap, and I started going. But 1:26:36.360 --> 1:26:39.640 after a few weeks, i'd say about a month or so, 1:26:39.800 --> 1:26:44.960 I've I really just lost a lot of motivation, like 1:26:45.280 --> 1:26:47.000 for for the stuff that I was studying for. I 1:26:47.040 --> 1:26:50.719 just lost so much motivation mhm. And I just didn't 1:26:50.760 --> 1:26:58.000 have the I guess the just the motivation to go back. 1:26:58.080 --> 1:27:01.400 And you know, one I just tell myself just not 1:27:01.479 --> 1:27:03.280 coming anymore. Like I woke up and I'm like, man, 1:27:03.320 --> 1:27:05.000 I just don't want to go to this anymore. 1:27:06.800 --> 1:27:07.840 So where did you go? 1:27:10.560 --> 1:27:10.840 Well? 1:27:11.200 --> 1:27:15.599 I would well go to work. I took up extra 1:27:15.640 --> 1:27:19.559 shifts at my place of work, and I just work 1:27:19.680 --> 1:27:21.519 and kind of lose myself in. 1:27:22.560 --> 1:27:27.760 Okay, Well, dude, so you're you're okay. First of all, 1:27:28.240 --> 1:27:31.479 let's let's unpack this. Okay, you do your parents think 1:27:31.560 --> 1:27:33.400 that you are paying to go to school. 1:27:35.640 --> 1:27:40.440 I am paying to go to school, Like I. 1:27:39.640 --> 1:27:42.680 You're you're paying money. You're paying money for classes that 1:27:42.680 --> 1:27:43.320 you're not going to. 1:27:45.320 --> 1:27:47.880 Last semester. Yeah, that was the case this semester. I 1:27:47.920 --> 1:27:49.639 think I didn't even bother signing up. 1:27:49.880 --> 1:27:53.799 Okay, so so you were not you're not currently paying 1:27:53.840 --> 1:27:55.240 for classes that you were not going to. 1:27:57.400 --> 1:27:57.799 Currently? 1:27:57.880 --> 1:28:01.320 No, and then do you live with your parents? 1:28:03.439 --> 1:28:06.080 I live with my mother, yes. 1:28:05.360 --> 1:28:07.760 And is your mother letting you live with her on 1:28:07.800 --> 1:28:09.240 the condition that you're going to school? 1:28:12.360 --> 1:28:19.680 So I don't believe that it's more of the you know, 1:28:20.360 --> 1:28:21.880 if you don't go to school, I'm kicking you out. 1:28:21.880 --> 1:28:26.679 I think it's more that I pay my dues. 1:28:28.280 --> 1:28:28.479 You know. 1:28:29.120 --> 1:28:31.519 Well, dude, I mean when you said you were, when 1:28:31.520 --> 1:28:33.400 you said you were like lost your motivation, you're not 1:28:33.400 --> 1:28:34.800 going to school, I thought you were like sitting at 1:28:34.800 --> 1:28:37.400 home or like you're going to fends like playing Xbox 1:28:37.400 --> 1:28:39.479 and smoking weed or something like that. Sounds like you're 1:28:39.520 --> 1:28:41.120 still being productive. 1:28:41.200 --> 1:28:43.320 Well it was plenty of I guess it was plenty 1:28:43.360 --> 1:28:44.519 of that happening as well. 1:28:45.280 --> 1:28:46.479 Okay, Okay, did have. 1:28:48.160 --> 1:28:50.560 I did have my fair share of like smoke sessions? 1:28:51.680 --> 1:28:56.000 Whoa is she listening right now? Dude? 1:28:57.479 --> 1:28:58.040 You can get no. 1:28:58.240 --> 1:28:59.439 Yeah, I'm on my own. 1:29:02.200 --> 1:29:05.280 Well, I know plenty of people that as long as 1:29:05.280 --> 1:29:07.720 you're staying busy with work, I don't see it as 1:29:07.760 --> 1:29:09.920 the worst thing. A lot of people go to college 1:29:09.960 --> 1:29:11.519 to figure out what they want to do for work, 1:29:11.640 --> 1:29:13.240 or they get a job right out of college and 1:29:13.240 --> 1:29:14.559 they stay with that. So as long as you stay 1:29:14.600 --> 1:29:16.320 with the steady job, when you're staying busy, I don't 1:29:16.360 --> 1:29:17.360 think it's the worst thing. 1:29:18.479 --> 1:29:18.920 In college. 1:29:18.920 --> 1:29:21.880 You can always go back to you can always you know, 1:29:22.880 --> 1:29:24.120 go a couple of years and be like, all right, 1:29:24.120 --> 1:29:26.240 I wanted to give this quarrel again, But do you 1:29:26.280 --> 1:29:28.080 know what you want to do long term? 1:29:28.080 --> 1:29:29.080 Are you kind of just vibing? 1:29:31.040 --> 1:29:33.160 I'm kind of just like, I'm just going through the 1:29:33.200 --> 1:29:35.360 motions to be coming. I hate my job. 1:29:37.280 --> 1:29:38.400 I don't like what's a job? 1:29:40.640 --> 1:29:40.760 Man? 1:29:40.920 --> 1:29:42.479 I manage a laundromt. 1:29:44.400 --> 1:29:50.599 You're the manager, Well, pretty impressive. I feel like managing 1:29:50.640 --> 1:29:53.559 a laundry Matt at nineteen. Yeah, it's more impressive than 1:29:53.600 --> 1:29:56.800 you take classes. Yeah, to be honest with you, do 1:29:57.040 --> 1:29:58.759 your paychecks come in quarters? 1:30:00.800 --> 1:30:00.960 No? 1:30:02.000 --> 1:30:04.439 Okay, I think everybody was they don't. 1:30:05.720 --> 1:30:05.960 I do. 1:30:06.120 --> 1:30:08.000 I do love the quarters though. I love it when 1:30:08.000 --> 1:30:10.280 somebody brings about fifty dollars quarters and have to count 1:30:10.280 --> 1:30:11.240 a matter for what else? 1:30:11.240 --> 1:30:13.799 Do you love, Gabriel? What lights your heart on fire? 1:30:13.880 --> 1:30:16.040 Where do we? I'm trying to like where we want 1:30:16.040 --> 1:30:17.920 to go with your life here? Because you don't like 1:30:17.960 --> 1:30:20.839 this laundry matt job, you're living in a New Jersey. 1:30:20.920 --> 1:30:21.960 You don't like what? Yeah? 1:30:22.000 --> 1:30:25.000 What is what's twenty twenty three looking like? 1:30:25.080 --> 1:30:26.719 For G? Money over here? 1:30:29.080 --> 1:30:29.599 G money? 1:30:29.720 --> 1:30:29.960 Shit? 1:30:34.479 --> 1:30:34.679 Well? 1:30:34.760 --> 1:30:40.479 I love, I love new experiences. I want well, I'm planning. 1:30:41.040 --> 1:30:45.840 I'm currently planning on traveling. I'm planning on just you know, 1:30:45.880 --> 1:30:50.720 because because it's my mindset right now is I'm young, Right, 1:30:50.800 --> 1:30:53.800 I'm young. I can do stupid ship, but I can't 1:30:53.800 --> 1:30:54.400 say ship right. 1:30:55.600 --> 1:30:57.080 You can say whatever you want. Can't say you're young 1:30:57.120 --> 1:31:00.920 and beautiful. If you have to hang out, I could 1:31:00.960 --> 1:31:05.759 do for a young, wild and free you know tattooed 1:31:05.760 --> 1:31:09.760 on my cap yep? Do really? 1:31:12.479 --> 1:31:12.719 Yeah? 1:31:12.760 --> 1:31:15.840 I mean team, as long as you're staying in work 1:31:15.880 --> 1:31:16.799 and you have an income. 1:31:17.960 --> 1:31:19.719 I don't think you. 1:31:20.040 --> 1:31:23.320 I don't know, I don't know. I want to say 1:31:23.320 --> 1:31:25.920 you don't need college, but but college for me is 1:31:25.960 --> 1:31:27.160 where I just met. 1:31:27.600 --> 1:31:28.040 I don't know. 1:31:28.360 --> 1:31:29.880 I met a lot of cool people there, but I 1:31:29.920 --> 1:31:34.160 didn't use really into the skills from it. I studied film, 1:31:34.200 --> 1:31:36.640 but like they were like they were like, here's a 1:31:36.760 --> 1:31:39.599 giant ass like news reporter camera. 1:31:39.760 --> 1:31:44.400 I'm like, is this I'm trying to make vines? Yeah? 1:31:44.439 --> 1:31:46.479 Do you what are you passionate about? G money? What 1:31:49.040 --> 1:31:50.920 you know? What are you passionate about? 1:31:50.920 --> 1:31:53.680 What? Do you have a bigger picture that you think 1:31:53.680 --> 1:31:54.439 about sometimes? 1:31:54.840 --> 1:31:55.799 Do you want to be an influence? 1:31:56.760 --> 1:32:02.440 Cincinnati earlier, I I've not seen myself becoming an influencer 1:32:02.479 --> 1:32:08.160 at all. I think, lad, I see myself at a 1:32:08.160 --> 1:32:10.559 at a career, you know. I'd like to see myself 1:32:10.600 --> 1:32:13.439 at a career and like, let's talk long term, my 1:32:13.520 --> 1:32:16.920 ten years from now, I see myself at a job, 1:32:18.040 --> 1:32:20.720 you know. And I don't mind the whole, you know, 1:32:20.760 --> 1:32:23.360 repetitive stuff. I enjoy going to work. 1:32:23.400 --> 1:32:26.680 I just sat my current job. But the thing is, 1:32:26.880 --> 1:32:30.040 as of right now, I'd like to do more. I'd 1:32:30.080 --> 1:32:31.960 like to take advantage of the fact that I'm nineteen. 1:32:32.000 --> 1:32:34.280 I'd like to because you know, I'm planning a trip 1:32:34.479 --> 1:32:36.840 to Ecuador, I'm trying planning a trip to Puerto Rico. 1:32:37.280 --> 1:32:39.240 I'm planning a trip to Canada. I'm planning a bunch 1:32:39.240 --> 1:32:41.519 of stuff, but I'd like to just go ahead and 1:32:41.520 --> 1:32:43.880 take advent. But I find myself in this really like 1:32:43.960 --> 1:32:46.360 awfarddition because my you know, parents are like, well what 1:32:46.439 --> 1:32:51.120 about classes, like where don't don't don't your teachers care 1:32:51.160 --> 1:32:53.080 that you're leaving those to teachers? Care that you, you know, 1:32:53.120 --> 1:32:55.080 are missing classes. And I'm like, how do I tell 1:32:55.120 --> 1:32:57.680 them that, well, I'm not going to classes. 1:32:57.560 --> 1:32:57.760 You know. 1:32:59.320 --> 1:33:02.599 Brother the bandaid off and tell them, yeah, you might 1:33:02.640 --> 1:33:02.920 have to. 1:33:03.000 --> 1:33:07.720 They're they're gonna they're gonna know, yeah, you're December rolls 1:33:07.760 --> 1:33:11.280 around and it's finals time and and you're just at work. 1:33:11.320 --> 1:33:14.120 They might have a few cues question Jones. 1:33:15.560 --> 1:33:16.880 Well, see see how they re acts. 1:33:16.920 --> 1:33:18.880 Because your mom might be like, well, if you don't 1:33:18.880 --> 1:33:20.160 go to college, you got to get out of the house. 1:33:20.160 --> 1:33:21.840 Then you'd be like, okay, well let me figure this out. 1:33:22.000 --> 1:33:24.559 But but if you come well, actually, I don't know. 1:33:24.600 --> 1:33:26.200 You could come in with hot with a plan and 1:33:26.240 --> 1:33:29.160 be like I'm gonna manage this laundromat and then I'm 1:33:29.160 --> 1:33:31.200 also managed another one, and then you know, you you 1:33:31.240 --> 1:33:32.679 come in on some entrepreneurial shit. 1:33:32.680 --> 1:33:34.080 You might impress her and she might be like, yeah, 1:33:34.120 --> 1:33:34.599 do what you want. 1:33:35.160 --> 1:33:36.439 But I remember when I told my parents I was 1:33:36.479 --> 1:33:39.240 quitting my day job to pursue videos full time. It 1:33:39.439 --> 1:33:41.559 took me a couple It took me like months to 1:33:41.640 --> 1:33:43.120 like grow the courage to tell my parents, and by 1:33:43.160 --> 1:33:46.800 the time I did it, I had proven based on 1:33:46.880 --> 1:33:49.559 views and videos that I was capable of doing it, 1:33:50.000 --> 1:33:51.880 and they were like, yeah, we support you. So if 1:33:51.920 --> 1:33:53.840 you if you can come at them and be like, hey, 1:33:54.439 --> 1:33:57.519 I'm quitting my I'm quitting college, but I have X, 1:33:57.600 --> 1:33:59.599 Y and Z mapped out, they might be like, Okay, 1:33:59.640 --> 1:34:01.160 he seems like he knows he's doing. 1:34:04.280 --> 1:34:04.519 Yeah. 1:34:07.360 --> 1:34:10.000 I do think if you go, you might find yourself 1:34:10.000 --> 1:34:11.880 and you'd be like, dude, you know what the answers 1:34:11.880 --> 1:34:13.120 were right here. This is what I want to be 1:34:13.120 --> 1:34:14.680 in life. I want to travel or I want to 1:34:14.800 --> 1:34:17.160 you know, start a Harley Davidson dealer. 1:34:17.560 --> 1:34:17.720 Man. 1:34:17.760 --> 1:34:19.320 You could even travel all the way to Ecuador and 1:34:19.360 --> 1:34:22.000 be like, man, Ecuador is fine, but like I missed 1:34:22.000 --> 1:34:24.160 the laundry man, I missed the laundry man. You can 1:34:24.400 --> 1:34:26.760 discover that what you were looking for was right in 1:34:26.800 --> 1:34:34.280 front of you this entire time exactly. Yeah. Maybe, well, 1:34:34.320 --> 1:34:37.400 Gabriel Man Here's the thing is, I agree with Trevor. 1:34:37.439 --> 1:34:39.280 I think that you know you're not gonna be able 1:34:39.320 --> 1:34:42.880 to hide it for for too much longer. And the world, 1:34:42.880 --> 1:34:44.559 the world is infinite. I think you have a good 1:34:44.560 --> 1:34:47.240 instinct on you to travel and try to find yourself, 1:34:47.320 --> 1:34:51.839 and I hope you pursue be nineteen. Like you said, Gabriel, 1:34:51.840 --> 1:34:52.800 is there anything else you want to say to the 1:34:52.800 --> 1:34:53.960 people of the computer before we go? 1:34:58.960 --> 1:35:01.439 Don't do hard. I think that's fair. 1:35:03.240 --> 1:35:05.760 And that's coming from somebody who works at a laundromat. 1:35:06.040 --> 1:35:10.320 Ladies and gentlemen. That's J money, turn up, G money, 1:35:10.320 --> 1:35:17.600 Thank you so much, best of luck. What do you 1:35:17.600 --> 1:35:20.000 think I had a friend in college who stopped going 1:35:20.000 --> 1:35:22.479 and they just didn't tell their parents. You you really 1:35:22.479 --> 1:35:26.040 have about a semester until you have because if you're 1:35:26.320 --> 1:35:27.920 well when you live at home, it might even be 1:35:28.000 --> 1:35:30.080 less because because this guy lived away from home, but 1:35:30.160 --> 1:35:34.599 he just stopped like let's say, of September August. Classes 1:35:34.640 --> 1:35:38.200 started in September, Like fuck this, you really got October, November, 1:35:38.400 --> 1:35:40.360 half December to just say, because even when you go 1:35:40.360 --> 1:35:43.160 back for thanks even break, people are gonna have questions. 1:35:43.400 --> 1:35:47.200 I think the underlying problem is like caring a lot 1:35:47.200 --> 1:35:50.880 about what his mom thinks about his life. It's tricky 1:35:50.920 --> 1:35:53.479 when you live with them alone, if you have a 1:35:53.560 --> 1:35:56.840 loane like yeah, yeah, and you do live with them unfortunately. 1:35:57.240 --> 1:35:59.960 You know, there are rules and there's cliches that parents 1:36:00.080 --> 1:36:02.640 and say, if you're under this roof, you gotta do. 1:36:03.680 --> 1:36:06.360 But it's like kind of sucking. True. Just poke myself 1:36:06.400 --> 1:36:11.000 with a what are they with? Gecko? Hand? I feel 1:36:11.080 --> 1:36:11.839 there's a better. 1:36:11.720 --> 1:36:17.120 Term glove glove, but uh, what are they? 1:36:17.800 --> 1:36:19.000 Paul? Not a pot? 1:36:19.200 --> 1:36:19.320 You know what? 1:36:19.320 --> 1:36:25.320 I'm like, like, Okay, gecko. Uh, there's Celia. That's the 1:36:25.400 --> 1:36:27.600 name of the the little hairs on the but we 1:36:27.640 --> 1:36:30.960 don't there's no celia on this. How's your eye doing? 1:36:31.439 --> 1:36:33.320 It's a little watery? Okay? Do you need me to 1:36:33.720 --> 1:36:35.280 I don't know what I know. I'm alright, I'm good, 1:36:35.320 --> 1:36:39.800 I'm good. Good. Do to help you nothing, You're good. 1:36:40.640 --> 1:36:43.479 Let's talk to let's talk to Laney from Texas. You're 1:36:43.479 --> 1:36:46.880 okay with Texas? Texas? Yeah? 1:36:47.320 --> 1:36:49.960 Texas is too big cut that place in her TWI 1:36:50.160 --> 1:36:52.599 how does North Dakota also have a South Dakota but 1:36:52.920 --> 1:36:55.000 Texas is one? 1:36:55.080 --> 1:36:56.479 And answers for any of this answer. 1:36:58.280 --> 1:37:03.120 Well, wait, sack, this calls on drugs. 1:37:04.280 --> 1:37:08.760 Laney. You're on the line with two geckos and a 1:37:08.760 --> 1:37:13.640 bunch of people on the internet, and what's going on? 1:37:15.600 --> 1:37:16.799 Oh not much. 1:37:17.080 --> 1:37:18.640 This packing. 1:37:20.560 --> 1:37:23.840 Landy says here that you are a nurse and that 1:37:24.040 --> 1:37:28.120 lately you have been having a lot of patients come 1:37:28.160 --> 1:37:32.920 in with what you describe as penile trauma, and that 1:37:33.200 --> 1:37:36.479 is kind of that. That penile trauma is like, yeah, 1:37:36.560 --> 1:37:38.920 distressing for you. Tell us about this. 1:37:40.960 --> 1:37:46.120 It is so uh. The first time I put in 1:37:46.160 --> 1:37:50.200 like a like a catheter, you know, I didn't go well. 1:37:51.400 --> 1:37:57.360 The guys penis started bleeding like after after it was inserted. 1:37:58.240 --> 1:38:00.479 And then you're not a lot of people go up 1:38:00.479 --> 1:38:00.880 that hole. 1:38:03.280 --> 1:38:09.479 Yeah, I mean I hope not some days. But then yeah, 1:38:09.479 --> 1:38:12.599 like a couple of months later, this guy was rolling 1:38:12.600 --> 1:38:15.880 in his wheelchair and spilled his coffee, like steaming hot 1:38:15.920 --> 1:38:22.240 coffee all over his, uh, his penis and ended up 1:38:22.240 --> 1:38:25.120 having to go out to the burn unit. So that 1:38:25.320 --> 1:38:31.160 was pretty pretty rough. On a brighter note, I did 1:38:31.200 --> 1:38:33.360 just put in a Catherine with dude for the first 1:38:33.400 --> 1:38:35.679 time in a while, and everything went super swimmingly. 1:38:37.640 --> 1:38:39.840 So let me ask you this, when you see a 1:38:39.960 --> 1:38:43.519 guy like you know, his penis starts bleeding or coffee 1:38:43.560 --> 1:38:46.000 gets pilled build his penis. Like when I think of that, 1:38:46.160 --> 1:38:48.040 like I get a little feeling in my like a 1:38:48.200 --> 1:38:50.400 like a you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you 1:38:50.400 --> 1:38:53.240 feel it? Do you like, do you feel a thing 1:38:53.400 --> 1:38:53.640 like that? 1:38:56.360 --> 1:38:57.080 Uh? 1:38:57.640 --> 1:39:01.799 Seeing as I don't have a penis, No, but I 1:39:01.800 --> 1:39:05.680 I I. 1:39:05.400 --> 1:39:06.920 For them there you go? Yeah? 1:39:07.400 --> 1:39:08.719 Yeah. 1:39:08.920 --> 1:39:11.599 Have you ever put a cather Have you ever put 1:39:11.600 --> 1:39:15.200 a cather in and a man let out a slight moan? 1:39:19.160 --> 1:39:19.479 No? 1:39:20.240 --> 1:39:24.280 But like old dudes and in their in their wieners 1:39:24.320 --> 1:39:27.519 are pretty weird, you know, like they'll have you like 1:39:27.640 --> 1:39:29.360 hold it for him while they pee, even though they're 1:39:29.400 --> 1:39:32.360 like perfectly capable or like, I don't. 1:39:32.160 --> 1:39:32.599 Know, they. 1:39:34.360 --> 1:39:34.760 Hold it. 1:39:36.560 --> 1:39:38.760 That's like, I mean, that's hilarious. That's like ordering one 1:39:38.760 --> 1:39:40.439 thing at a grocery store. Oh can you walk this 1:39:40.520 --> 1:39:42.920 out to my call? It's like he can pee? 1:39:43.520 --> 1:39:44.360 That's crazy. 1:39:44.640 --> 1:39:46.880 I mean you can't, like you can't tell him that 1:39:46.920 --> 1:39:49.439 he can't pee, because then that's what that's mm hmm. 1:39:50.080 --> 1:39:52.200 Do you do you like just take like your your 1:39:52.360 --> 1:39:53.559 point of finger and your thumb. 1:39:53.960 --> 1:39:55.439 Yeah, I would do it with like you know how 1:39:55.479 --> 1:39:57.479 they used to pick up trash on like recess right 1:39:57.600 --> 1:39:59.520 with a little like songs, salad. 1:39:59.320 --> 1:40:00.320 Dressing tongue would do that? 1:40:00.400 --> 1:40:00.960 Would I would have? 1:40:02.400 --> 1:40:02.599 Yeah? 1:40:02.640 --> 1:40:04.760 Yeah, I wouldn't go bare hand on a you know, 1:40:05.280 --> 1:40:06.439 an old Oscar Meyer. 1:40:06.600 --> 1:40:09.080 Do they let you use tongs when you're when you're 1:40:09.160 --> 1:40:10.920 holding a guy's penis? Or do you have to use 1:40:11.000 --> 1:40:12.360 gloved hands? How do you hold it? 1:40:13.800 --> 1:40:14.000 Yeah? 1:40:14.080 --> 1:40:16.280 Gloved hands. The tongues are a really good idea. 1:40:17.520 --> 1:40:19.040 You should ask your boss for tongs. 1:40:21.120 --> 1:40:23.679 Yeah, that makes interesting in. 1:40:25.280 --> 1:40:28.120 So, what are the patients like as people? Are they are? 1:40:28.120 --> 1:40:28.320 They? 1:40:28.439 --> 1:40:31.080 Are they making small talk with you while you're holding 1:40:31.160 --> 1:40:33.160 their genitals? 1:40:35.320 --> 1:40:37.639 I mean like sometimes I try and make small talk 1:40:37.880 --> 1:40:41.400 just to like make it well less awkward for everyone involved. 1:40:41.439 --> 1:40:44.479 But sometimes it makes it a little more awkward somehow. 1:40:44.520 --> 1:40:45.760 Yeah, I was about to say, I feel like small 1:40:45.760 --> 1:40:46.639 talk would make it worse. 1:40:47.400 --> 1:40:48.920 Yeah, what do you what do you but it's so 1:40:49.000 --> 1:40:49.839 quiet in a bathroom? 1:40:49.880 --> 1:40:52.519 What do you talk about? Well? All rights? What kind 1:40:52.560 --> 1:40:54.040 of things do you try to make small talk about 1:40:54.040 --> 1:40:55.719 when you're holding a guy's penis? White peas? 1:40:56.400 --> 1:40:58.120 Do you make any jokes? Argue you must be cold 1:40:58.160 --> 1:40:58.400 in here? 1:41:00.920 --> 1:41:01.000 No? 1:41:01.400 --> 1:41:03.360 But you know, next time one of them is mean 1:41:03.400 --> 1:41:07.680 to me, I might whip that out. I'm just like, 1:41:08.040 --> 1:41:12.719 are you from here or I don't know the cash casual? 1:41:13.240 --> 1:41:15.519 Any like I made any friends, anyone were like, actually 1:41:15.560 --> 1:41:17.000 might hang out with this guy outside. 1:41:16.640 --> 1:41:16.920 Of this. 1:41:20.600 --> 1:41:28.400 No, no, dolts, Nah, not yet, still waiting. 1:41:29.240 --> 1:41:33.960 So listen, Lanny, I have to know, uh, you're you're 1:41:33.960 --> 1:41:37.360 hanging out with old guys. You're you know, helping them pee, 1:41:37.400 --> 1:41:40.519 You're watching them bleed out of their dicks. Why do 1:41:40.560 --> 1:41:45.840 you do it? What is the reason? What keeps you going? Lanny? 1:41:47.640 --> 1:41:52.559 I asked myself that multiple times a shift, you know, 1:41:52.720 --> 1:41:54.800 money and helping people. 1:41:54.880 --> 1:41:57.840 And not an office job, which is nice. 1:41:57.960 --> 1:42:02.120 I guess, okay, that's I find that I am. I 1:42:02.680 --> 1:42:05.960 admire you, Lanny, that you're willing to do these things 1:42:06.000 --> 1:42:08.400 in the name of of helping these guys. I think 1:42:08.439 --> 1:42:09.440 that's very beautiful. 1:42:10.120 --> 1:42:14.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I admire you for dressing up like 1:42:14.200 --> 1:42:16.120 a get go and talking to people. 1:42:16.840 --> 1:42:19.880 Way easier than helping old m MP. 1:42:20.280 --> 1:42:23.000 I do have a question, though, they say everything is 1:42:23.439 --> 1:42:27.040 bigger in Texas. Can you attest to. 1:42:26.960 --> 1:42:32.640 This if we're referring to their penises? I would have 1:42:32.720 --> 1:42:33.360 to say, now. 1:42:34.600 --> 1:42:37.559 Damn I'm going to start using the I've never seen 1:42:37.600 --> 1:42:40.559 anyone do that before. I've never liked the whole passing 1:42:40.600 --> 1:42:43.559 the mic to the caller to the audience. I've never 1:42:45.640 --> 1:42:46.679 I like that tech powerful. 1:42:46.800 --> 1:42:50.360 Yeah, well that's also that's a good insult to have 1:42:51.120 --> 1:42:52.599 on somebody if they're being rude to you. Be like, oh, 1:42:52.600 --> 1:42:56.200 I guess things aren't bigger in Texas. That is. 1:42:56.280 --> 1:43:01.800 I'll keep that one in my back pocket too before. Yeah, yeah, 1:43:01.840 --> 1:43:04.719 it has. You know, my poor boyfriend after the first 1:43:04.720 --> 1:43:08.479 couple of times that was a little hesitant to do 1:43:08.600 --> 1:43:11.360 anything for a while, but gotten over it. 1:43:11.439 --> 1:43:14.679 Wait, so so this is, oh, because you were traumatized from. 1:43:14.479 --> 1:43:21.040 Seeing these oh god, the yeah more interesting. So this 1:43:21.960 --> 1:43:25.160 seeing all these bloody dicks and old man penises, they 1:43:25.439 --> 1:43:27.720 this affected your personal sex life. 1:43:29.880 --> 1:43:30.920 For a little bit. 1:43:31.000 --> 1:43:35.479 Yeah, it kind of flashes back like some PTSD type stuff, 1:43:36.240 --> 1:43:40.000 Like I felt bad for I mean, I didn't cause it, 1:43:40.040 --> 1:43:42.800 just because there were you know, other health issues, but 1:43:43.560 --> 1:43:46.360 you know, like I felt guilty or responsible for it. 1:43:46.400 --> 1:43:50.680 So like I get nervous sometimes with my boyfriend. I 1:43:50.680 --> 1:43:52.840 don't want to do the same thing. 1:43:53.960 --> 1:43:56.920 Mmm, it's only natural. You're only human, you know. Oh, 1:43:56.960 --> 1:43:59.800 you get nervous that you might accidentally cause your boyfriend's 1:44:00.080 --> 1:44:02.920 pianis to bleed, or. 1:44:02.920 --> 1:44:06.280 Just like yeah, trauma. You know, Okay, I'm not seving 1:44:06.320 --> 1:44:07.280 anything up there, but. 1:44:07.560 --> 1:44:09.840 Well you don't bring you don't use catheters in your 1:44:09.880 --> 1:44:11.320 personal sex life. 1:44:13.120 --> 1:44:15.599 We haven't tried it now, not yet. 1:44:15.640 --> 1:44:19.439 You got anniversary coming up, bust it out. Or if 1:44:19.439 --> 1:44:21.800 he ever wants a role play, be like I'll play nurse, 1:44:21.840 --> 1:44:23.000 you play doctor m. 1:44:25.439 --> 1:44:28.840 Or you just said no, and then somebody can be 1:44:28.880 --> 1:44:30.040 in there and play old man. 1:44:31.320 --> 1:44:37.080 True mm hmm did some not being the old man could. 1:44:36.960 --> 1:44:40.439 Have its perks, could have its perks, Lanny. Well, listen, Lanny, 1:44:40.479 --> 1:44:42.760 you know we we appreciate you. I'm sure the old 1:44:42.840 --> 1:44:49.200 men appreciate you. Uh, because when i'm whatever, eighty years old, 1:44:49.520 --> 1:44:52.840 I'm gonna be I'm gonna need somebody to help me pee. 1:44:53.760 --> 1:44:54.559 Somebody's there. 1:44:55.200 --> 1:44:59.559 Yeah, you're helping out the you're helping out the elders, 1:44:59.720 --> 1:45:00.920 and appreciate it. 1:45:00.960 --> 1:45:02.800 Lane, Anything else do you want to say before we go? 1:45:07.280 --> 1:45:10.839 Don't shove anything up your penis unless you are professionally trained. 1:45:11.680 --> 1:45:13.639 People are really giving out great advice. 1:45:13.760 --> 1:45:16.679 Yeah, you scare me. You're like unless you're professionally trained. 1:45:16.680 --> 1:45:19.320 I was like, oh, thank god, I can my degree. 1:45:19.640 --> 1:45:27.960 Thanks for calling Landy Lane right. Well, motherfucking Wallace, you 1:45:27.960 --> 1:45:30.080 want to go jumps and stuff up our penises? Yeah, 1:45:30.120 --> 1:45:33.000 I think that's a great idea. I'm professionally trained. No, 1:45:33.120 --> 1:45:35.080 but now I'm going to I think you can find 1:45:35.120 --> 1:45:38.040 it on like IQ or something. You know there are 1:45:38.880 --> 1:45:41.840 I think it is. It's a healthy thing to experiment 1:45:41.920 --> 1:45:45.240 with different things, to see what really floats your boats. 1:45:46.640 --> 1:45:49.080 But I don't think I could give myself to shove 1:45:49.200 --> 1:45:50.759 the thing up my up my penis. 1:45:50.800 --> 1:45:54.519 No, God, no, I sometimes I pee too long and 1:45:54.520 --> 1:45:57.439 that even confuses my penis that there might be going 1:45:57.479 --> 1:45:59.439 back in, and that scares me. 1:46:00.479 --> 1:46:02.519 Trevor, thanks for coming on, man. Is there anything else 1:46:02.560 --> 1:46:05.160 that you want to say to the people? Tell us about? 1:46:05.600 --> 1:46:07.880 All I want to say is thanks for watching this show. 1:46:08.120 --> 1:46:10.960 I know it's uh, I don't know, just thanks for 1:46:11.560 --> 1:46:14.120 tuning in checking her out? You want to plug your 1:46:14.160 --> 1:46:16.280 tour dates again? Anything else? I got a bunch of 1:46:16.280 --> 1:46:20.400 shows coming up live stand up. I also post sketches 1:46:20.400 --> 1:46:23.640 weekly on my Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter. I don't have 1:46:23.680 --> 1:46:26.200 Twitter anymore, but yeah, I got a big tour coming up. 1:46:26.200 --> 1:46:28.000 If you go to Trevor Wallscomedy dot com, there's a 1:46:28.040 --> 1:46:32.080 bunch of shows, you know, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, 1:46:32.439 --> 1:46:41.200 Salt Lake, Phoenix, San Francisco, New Jersey, Connecticut, a lot 1:46:41.200 --> 1:46:41.759 of places. 1:46:41.800 --> 1:46:45.880 But just thanks for listening to us tonight. Go see this. Man. 1:46:45.960 --> 1:46:48.440 I was telling that you were gone, but I was complimenting. 1:46:48.479 --> 1:46:50.559 I was saying, you know, I know that you're like 1:46:50.840 --> 1:46:53.880 primarily known, I feel like for the videos and whatnot, 1:46:53.920 --> 1:46:56.320 but I've seen you also do videos of you, you know, 1:46:56.360 --> 1:46:59.160 yourself doing stand up and you're really really fucking good 1:46:59.160 --> 1:47:01.360 at it. Banks Man, crowd work and and oh yeah. 1:47:01.479 --> 1:47:05.640 I think a lot of you know, fucking like comics 1:47:05.680 --> 1:47:09.160 can be like uh, I don't know what the word is, 1:47:09.200 --> 1:47:12.000 but like when they see people like doing shit on 1:47:12.040 --> 1:47:13.680 the internet that then go to do stand up. But 1:47:13.760 --> 1:47:16.920 like you started doing, you're yeah doing the internet like 1:47:16.960 --> 1:47:21.040 you're really fucking like, you know, there's a bitter taste 1:47:21.080 --> 1:47:23.680 for anybody who cuts any lines in comedy, but you 1:47:23.760 --> 1:47:25.759 totally didn't. You've been doing it for like, yeah, fucking 1:47:26.240 --> 1:47:27.360 but I have. 1:47:27.320 --> 1:47:29.080 To prove to the other comedians in the room that 1:47:29.080 --> 1:47:30.680 are like, ah, I know, I know, I'm I care 1:47:30.720 --> 1:47:31.240 about the craft. 1:47:31.320 --> 1:47:33.360 I really do this, you know, so there is still that. 1:47:33.439 --> 1:47:35.559 But yeah, you know, I started when I was seventeen 1:47:35.760 --> 1:47:38.560 and I've just been doing it for Jesus Christ a 1:47:38.560 --> 1:47:40.360 long time. But i love doing it and i love 1:47:40.400 --> 1:47:44.240 making videos and I'm filming tomorrow with some fun people 1:47:44.640 --> 1:47:47.840 love to get you in a video. Eventually, do it, Yeah, dude, 1:47:47.920 --> 1:47:49.400 I'll sends people over your way too. I know, I 1:47:49.400 --> 1:47:51.280 know Chad Chirdley's would for sure do this. 1:47:51.400 --> 1:47:55.880 Beautiful, But yeah, Trevor Wallace, folks, thanks for tuning in. 1:47:56.120 --> 1:47:57.040 Goat bless you all. 1:47:57.200 --> 1:47:58.360 Don't put anything in your peephole. 1:48:00.120 --> 1:48:03.280 Ghosts on the line taking your phone calls every night. 1:48:03.640 --> 1:48:06.839 Dembin goes doing his eye he's teaching you to houses 1:48:07.080 --> 1:48:11.120 of your life, but he's not really an expert.