WEBVTT - Butt Man - 7.8.26

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>New I got it. But first I got to ask

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<v Speaker 2>you all a question.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, back when when we were working at the

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<v Speaker 3>brick and mortar, you know, when we were going in,

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<v Speaker 3>did you ever do did you ever copy your butt

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<v Speaker 3>on the copy machine?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you just you know, nobody was at the office.

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<v Speaker 3>You just felt like anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, never at idiot job.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't never looked at the top.

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<v Speaker 3>Why, yeah, nobody here Now I'm gone on copy myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't never had no job that had a copyship

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<v Speaker 2>at the office. In fact, you've just done it.

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<v Speaker 3>What this right here? This is butt man. Okay, name

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<v Speaker 3>of this prank is butt man. Yeah, why why y'all

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<v Speaker 3>ain't live yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, y'all just we're boring.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've done this before.

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<v Speaker 2>Barely spend that. Let's okay, spend that all right?

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<v Speaker 3>You sunk Miami, Let's go get but man. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to read Von please.

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<v Speaker 1>VN.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Darius. Darius with Human Resources. How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm doing fine? Can I help you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, listen, we have an incident that has taken place

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<v Speaker 3>at the job.

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<v Speaker 2>You actually what floor are you on? Vin?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm all for twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>Floor twelve, all right, So do you use the copy

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<v Speaker 3>machine that often on that floor?

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<v Speaker 4>Not all the time, but I do use it every

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<v Speaker 4>once in a.

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<v Speaker 3>While, okay, every once in a while. So here's what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on. There's gonna be some actions being taken place

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<v Speaker 3>here pretty soon, some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, this is just a proper procedure that we're

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<v Speaker 3>having to go through. So let me just kind of

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<v Speaker 3>enlighten you on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth

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<v Speaker 3>floor has copied their butt on a piece of paper

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<v Speaker 3>in the copy machine. So someone actually sat up on

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<v Speaker 3>the xerox machine and copied their butt. Why someone would

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<v Speaker 3>do that, I have no earthly idea. But what's happening

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<v Speaker 3>now is everyone on your floor is gonna have to

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<v Speaker 3>come in and show their butt. So we're scheduling this now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking Friday at eleven a m.

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<v Speaker 2>Would that be so.

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<v Speaker 4>Ya y'all talking, y'all talking about y'r woman to come

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<v Speaker 4>up there and show show my show my b because somebody.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a grown man, Okay, I'm a grown man. I

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<v Speaker 4>ain't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what I believe you.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe you wholeheartedly, Von, But just to clear your name,

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<v Speaker 3>we have to, I hate to say it, clear your

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<v Speaker 3>butt as well. So we want to make sure we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna find out whose butt.

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<v Speaker 2>This is on a piece of paper, that did this.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna find out.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna find you're gonna find out who's You're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>find out whose cheeks those are, and you're gonna find

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<v Speaker 4>out real quick. In our mind, all right, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>doing that, man, I'm not gonna come in. You said Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>You're doing this on Friday, Friday at eleven, not coming

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<v Speaker 3>that my day off.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pulling my pants down. But some strangers looking really

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<v Speaker 4>look at my look at my cheeks, talking about somebody copied.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want this to take a turn, Von, because

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<v Speaker 3>right now, this is if you're not if you're saying

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<v Speaker 3>you're not coming in, then other actions will be taking

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<v Speaker 3>place if you don't come in and follow the precedure

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<v Speaker 3>that everybody's saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody else that I'm calling they have to come in.

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<v Speaker 4>How many how many people work on that floor?

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<v Speaker 3>There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.

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<v Speaker 4>You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come

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<v Speaker 4>in drive all the way to work, so some strangers

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<v Speaker 4>and we don't even know can look at our look

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<v Speaker 4>at our cheeks, and I'm not gonna do that. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know who did it, but I know they ain't me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, somebody, somebody's xeroxs there but on the twelfth floor,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're gonna get to okay, but we're gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>to the bottom of who did it and what you're

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<v Speaker 3>what you're not gonna do, von is tell me you're

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<v Speaker 3>not coming in. What you're not gonna do? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>like your job here with this company?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, what you're not gonna do is exactly like

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<v Speaker 4>you're gonna fire me because I'm not gonna show y'all

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<v Speaker 4>my sweet goodies just because you just because you're from

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<v Speaker 4>HR you got me food. If you actually expect me

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<v Speaker 4>to think that everybody that works from this floor is

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<v Speaker 4>over here, like oh yeah, sure, I'll go with some

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<v Speaker 4>strangers looking mind, look at my crack. You must be playing, no, sir,

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<v Speaker 4>not with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me ask let me, let me ask you this.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a coworker named Andre Andre. Yes, okay, Andre.

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<v Speaker 2>Says he knows you now, I'm just gonna put it

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<v Speaker 2>out here.

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<v Speaker 3>Andre is stating that it could have possibly been you.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have

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<v Speaker 4>been me? Andre? Why is he trying to single me out?

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<v Speaker 4>Like I even use that copier, not around there playing games.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a grown man. He must be out of his mind.

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<v Speaker 4>Figure he gonna say I did it?

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<v Speaker 3>All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what That's what he stated.

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<v Speaker 4>He said I was a possibility. That that's dumb. He

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<v Speaker 4>ain't have absolutely the reason to think. I don't even

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<v Speaker 4>use that copier, man, I use that thing like once

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<v Speaker 4>every two to three weeks, everybody on that floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So out of once every two three weeks, is

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<v Speaker 3>there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up there.

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<v Speaker 2>And copied it?

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<v Speaker 4>Not at all, y'all, don't. He ain't even told me

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<v Speaker 4>when this happened. I probably wasn't even working when the

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<v Speaker 4>booted Chisum. You can you must be out your mind.

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<v Speaker 4>You can waste everybody else the time trying to bring

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<v Speaker 4>everyone in to get a free strip show. But you're

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<v Speaker 4>not gonna do that to me. This has to be

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<v Speaker 4>unethical and illegal on so many levels. You're trying to

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<v Speaker 4>come in and say everybody on the entire floor has

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<v Speaker 4>to come show that.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>You must be kids me. What's your name? The whole

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<v Speaker 4>time you're trying to call me saying this is Hrle,

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<v Speaker 4>what's your name?

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<v Speaker 3>Because when I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human resources.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you that when I first called you out.

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<v Speaker 4>And well Darius, well Darius, when I do come into work,

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<v Speaker 4>I want.

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<v Speaker 2>To see let me ask you this VN. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>know Leslie?

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<v Speaker 4>Leslie? I know that better, not either saying my.

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<v Speaker 2>Name, but so you do know Leslie?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I know Leslie. She works it with me. So

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<v Speaker 4>you're trying to tell me that Leslie said this truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to know what Leslie said?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? I would like to know what Leslie says, so

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<v Speaker 4>when I cuss her out, I get it right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Leslie told me to tell you that this is nephew

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<v Speaker 3>Tommy from the Steve Harvey more.

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<v Speaker 2>On the show.

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<v Speaker 3>And you just got break by your coworker Leslie.

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<v Speaker 2>And Andre oh Man. Leslie and Andre got me to

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<v Speaker 2>rank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 4>Ma. I was man, I was your uncle is right, bro,

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<v Speaker 4>somebody is gonna whoop yo. I bet it this year?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, boy, tell me this man, what is the

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<v Speaker 3>baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Lane, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is dance really

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<v Speaker 4>gonna whoop? Yall?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you want to try it?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Come, No, it's still no. You're at work. What if

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<v Speaker 1>you get caught you're at work.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't you jump up there real quick and hit

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<v Speaker 2>the button. That's it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, Steve, you have to say.

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<v Speaker 3>To clean clean it now shop.

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<v Speaker 2>She stopped letting everything a made y'all about him, but put.

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<v Speaker 1>In his butt of the machine at worked.

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<v Speaker 2>But you you yes, that's the craziest thing you heard himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's up there like that.

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<v Speaker 2>More boy, y'all ain't paying attention. If you had a

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<v Speaker 2>billbore charts on Billboard, you're really doing that right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't even in the top twenty five. Hell no, that

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<v Speaker 2>boy's like this. That boy got that boy got hits.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.