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Speaker 1: all that out, and we're going to talk about my
Speaker 1: established political philosophy some more. But first of all, addressing
Speaker 1: what matters is very, very very difficult sometimes and oftentimes
Speaker 1: it's the only thing that matters is figuring out what matters. Ironic,
Speaker 1: how that works. My mentor in this business, Michael Berry,
Speaker 1: as he was teaching me things, we would go, I've
Speaker 1: only been doing media a couple of years. I know
Speaker 1: that's unbelievable because I'm so good at it, But I've
Speaker 1: only been doing this a couple of years. And this
Speaker 1: didn't begin with me having a naturally syndicated radio show
Speaker 1: or TV show. This began with me sitting with obviously
Speaker 1: humongous radio star Michael Berry on his back porch several nights,
Speaker 1: sipping bourbon, smoking cigars and talking. And one of the
Speaker 1: things he always drove home to me was this. And
Speaker 1: it's something I tell as I try to help younger
Speaker 1: people in this business come along to this day. I
Speaker 1: tell them, because people don't want to hear this at all,
Speaker 1: I tell them, you are not an activist, not anymore.
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Speaker 1: an obligation to whoever you write columns for, whoever you
Speaker 1: do a radio show, whoever you do a TV show for,
Speaker 1: and your job, above everything else in the world when
Speaker 1: it comes to work, is be interesting. And the problem is,
Speaker 1: and I've found this time and time again, and Michael
Speaker 1: Berry warned me, I would said of them, won't get it,
Speaker 1: won't believe you, won't want to believe you, and so
Speaker 1: they'll go off and do stupid things all the time.
Speaker 1: The reason job number one has to be interesting isn't
Speaker 1: because activism doesn't matter. Believe me, We're going to go
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Speaker 1: to be activists as much as possible. It's because unless
Speaker 1: you're interesting, unless they want to read what you're writing,
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Speaker 1: Interesting has to be items one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Speaker 1: and ten, because eleven doesn't matter if you're not. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter that I tell history stories you enjoy. If
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Speaker 1: to our history story, our battle today. It's so hard
Speaker 1: to figure out what the big deal is, what actually
Speaker 1: matters amongst all the noise, and one of the guys historically,
Speaker 1: one of the most underrated people ever in the history
Speaker 1: of war and the history of the world, was Philip
Speaker 1: the Second of Macedonia. Here's the thing. You probably haven't
Speaker 1: even heard his name. Maybe you've heard his son's name.
Speaker 1: His name was how do you say this? Alexander the Great.
Speaker 1: Alexander the Great was great. Let's clarify something, and he's
Speaker 1: gonna play a part, an important part in our story today.
Speaker 1: But understand this, Alexander the greats was great, never lost
Speaker 1: a battle, carved through the Persians like a blow towards
Speaker 1: through butter, took over everything he touched. Woo who we
Speaker 1: love in Alexander Alexander. Alexander inherited the greatest army in
Speaker 1: the world. He inherited that army from his father. You
Speaker 1: know what army, his fa They're inherited crap Not only
Speaker 1: did Alexander inherit this army from his father, he inherited
Speaker 1: one his father built from scratch because his father surveyed
Speaker 1: the Persian landscape, surveyed the Greek landscape, and simply thought,
Speaker 1: they're all focusing on the wrong things, all of them. Oh,
Speaker 1: they have their benefits, but they're all worried about the
Speaker 1: wrong things. I'm going to worry about what actually matters.
Speaker 1: You see, Macedonia then and now you can look it
Speaker 1: up to this day is really not an appealing country geographically,
Speaker 1: and I can't stress that enough. That is no offense
Speaker 1: to Macedonians. Although you don't worry, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: worry about offending people. But I met this Macedonian jim
Speaker 1: one time when I was in the Marine Corps. She
Speaker 1: was absolutely smoking hot. So I don't want to offend
Speaker 1: her if she's listening, Chris, what what? There's no offense
Speaker 1: to Macedonians. But it's rocky, it's cold, really cold in
Speaker 1: the wintertime. It is not ancient times or now a
Speaker 1: wealthy nation. They just don't have the geography resources for it.
Speaker 1: Not only did Philip build this juggernaut, he built it
Speaker 1: from a place that had no business being a juggernaut.
Speaker 1: Part of this was keeping the big deal the big deal,
Speaker 1: and part of this was Philip also saw an opportunity.
Speaker 1: Let's focus on Grease for a moment, because that's where
Speaker 1: our story is going to take place today. As you
Speaker 1: know because you listen to this show, Grease wasn't Grease. Really.
Speaker 1: They all considered themselves Greek, but they were very much
Speaker 1: individual city states. A city state, the big ones like
Speaker 1: Sparta and Athens and Thebes, who will all have a
Speaker 1: role to play in our story today. They consider themselves
Speaker 1: really their own nation. Now, yes, they did also consider
Speaker 1: this themselves Greek, and on occasion they would join together
Speaker 1: to fight off an outside force, but they slaughtered each other.
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Speaker 1: I say Greece was divided, I don't want you to
Speaker 1: think they had an occasional spat. I would want you
Speaker 1: to imagine this, they just got done fighting wars for
Speaker 1: about a hundred years with each other. And when I
Speaker 1: get to things like Athens and Sparta, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: think about Athens as great navy and good military, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna think about, obviously the Spartans. Everyone knows the
Speaker 1: Spartans and how great they were. You should know, a
Speaker 1: hundred years of war they were each a shell, a
Speaker 1: shell of themselves shell. They're not them anymore. Philip, he
Speaker 1: has a plan, and his plan is this, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take over the whole place. He looked at Greece and
Speaker 1: wanted to take over the whole place. Now, Philip was
Speaker 1: famously a rough dude. The Macedonians themselves had reputation for
Speaker 1: being uncultured barbarians. They were looked down upon before this time.
Speaker 1: So Philip is a rough dude. But funny thing about Philip,
Speaker 1: tell me if this sounds familiar at all anything you
Speaker 1: see out there today Philip, Yeah, you wanted to kill
Speaker 1: a bunch of people, take control of everything. But he
Speaker 1: really saw himself as a uniter. Just look, it's better
Speaker 1: for everybody if these cities stay. I'll just do what
Speaker 1: I say. That's really the greater good. I understand there's
Speaker 1: going to be some resistance to it. That's five. Will
Speaker 1: just kill them and get rid of anyone who disagrees,
Speaker 1: and then it it will be fine. Once we do that.
Speaker 1: We'll kill or enslave everyone who disagrees with me, and
Speaker 1: then look at all the peace. Why sound familiar at all?
Speaker 1: The Macedonians. Also, it's time to do a little nerd
Speaker 1: out breakdown on their army, because this is going to
Speaker 1: matter a lot for our story. Greek Greece hoplights with
Speaker 1: the exception of Sparta. We're gonna set Sparta aside because
Speaker 1: Sparta had a professional military. Their entire city state was
Speaker 1: geared towards their military. The rest of Greece. When I
Speaker 1: say hoplights, that's what they called the Greek soldier. The
Speaker 1: Greek soldier. You know, this had a shield, had a spear,
Speaker 1: fought in what is called a phalanx, a big box
Speaker 1: that was nothing but spears for coming out the front
Speaker 1: of it. Seven to twelve foot spears. Pay attention because
Speaker 1: that's going to matter a lot for our story. Seven
Speaker 1: to twelve foot spears. The phalanx very very very inflexible, deadly.
Speaker 1: From the front. If you could get around the sides
Speaker 1: of it, create gaps in it, it was virtually useless.
Speaker 1: But from the front it was virtually impregnable. You can't
Speaker 1: charge it with horses, you can't charge it with infantry.
Speaker 1: It's just a wall of shields and spears. That was
Speaker 1: the Greek phalanx. However, you need to set aside the
Speaker 1: movie three hundred for a moment, because that was Sparta.
Speaker 1: This is different. Understand what a phalanx would look like
Speaker 1: for every other Greek city state. It was not not
Speaker 1: a professional army. They didn't have huge standing professional armies.
Speaker 1: Almost nobody did back at this time. It was very,
Speaker 1: very rare. It was a volunteer army for the most point,
Speaker 1: although a source of pride. The armor you wore, the shield,
Speaker 1: the chest armor, the helmet, you paid for it. It
Speaker 1: was whatever you bought. It was also oftentimes the difference
Speaker 1: between you know, you'll see the light guys in the
Speaker 1: movies where they don't have it. He doesn't even have
Speaker 1: any armor. They just gave that guy a sling or
Speaker 1: a bow. What's wrong with that guy? Let me clarify,
Speaker 1: what you're seeing lots of the time is a poor guy.
Speaker 1: Because the poor guy would volunteer for War two, but
Speaker 1: he didn't have the money for armor and fancy things.
Speaker 1: So he gets a sling, he gets a bow. The
Speaker 1: guy up there with the fancy, shiny armor and shining
Speaker 1: helmet and big old bronze shield, that's the dude with
Speaker 1: a lot of money, because that stuff is expensive now.
Speaker 1: Because they were an army of citizens, it left you
Speaker 1: with certain limitations. If you're a Greek city state won
Speaker 1: They just wouldn't show up during certain seasons. Because most
Speaker 1: of these guys were farmers. Oh you're going to war
Speaker 1: e You know. I hate to bring this up, but
Speaker 1: the corn is coming in that time of year. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to postpone for a month or I'm not coming.
Speaker 1: That's not a small thing. It was a huge problem.
Speaker 1: It's not a professional army, it's not your armies. A volunteer,
Speaker 1: it's not coming. But the people who did show up,
Speaker 1: extremely patriotic morale through the roof. You showed up, and
Speaker 1: you were dang proud to put on the armor, in
Speaker 1: the shield and the spear. I'm gonna fight for Athens.
Speaker 1: They probably would not have called it fight for Greece,
Speaker 1: but you were gonna fight for Thieves or Athens or
Speaker 1: any one of these other places. Athens had been worn
Speaker 1: down to the nubs in their war with Sparta. Thebes
Speaker 1: was on the rise. We did a show recently about
Speaker 1: the Battle of Luctra where Thieves had actually defeated Sparta.
Speaker 1: It had really never happened before in a straight up
Speaker 1: head to head fight. Thebes is on the rise, and
Speaker 1: let's focus on those two. Phillips looks at Athens. He
Speaker 1: sees that Athens is down week Philip he thinks he
Speaker 1: can take these Athens guys. All he needs to do
Speaker 1: is convinced Thebes to either join his side against Athens
Speaker 1: or stay out of it. Now, why does Philip think
Speaker 1: he can beat Athens? Because Philip did a couple different things. One,
Speaker 1: Philip looked around and thought, well, I'm just gonna get
Speaker 1: a professional army that's here all the time. I realize
Speaker 1: that will cost money. I'll go to feed Athens and
Speaker 1: take all the money I need. And Philip gets himself
Speaker 1: a professional army, and he goes down to Thebes and says, hey, Thebes,
Speaker 1: I would like you to join with me. And he
Speaker 1: offers them virtually everything. You can do. This, you can
Speaker 1: do that, keep your government. I know you have an
Speaker 1: oligarchy over there. And Thees, oh, you want to keep
Speaker 1: your oligarchy, keep your oligarchy, do whatever you want. Look,
Speaker 1: you just come along, just don't fight against you when
Speaker 1: I fight Athens, and it'll be fine. And Thebes is
Speaker 1: considering it. Athens shows up. The envoy from Athens shows
Speaker 1: up about this exact time, because Athens is panicking about
Speaker 1: this Macedonian army coming down. And Athens tells Thebes, whatever
Speaker 1: they offered you, we will offer more. The people of
Speaker 1: Athens were scared to death because they had just lost
Speaker 1: so many in wars. They knew they were weak. They'd
Speaker 1: looked down upon these barbarian Macedonians for a long time,
Speaker 1: and they look up and find a professional army of
Speaker 1: them marching through. And the Macedonians were powerful. They were
Speaker 1: powerful for a couple different reasons, not only the leadership
Speaker 1: of Philip. They were powerful because they had something called
Speaker 1: the companion cavalry. That's what Alexander the Great lad You
Speaker 1: see up where Macedonia was. It was so rough, so rocky,
Speaker 1: so mountainous, you had to have horses to get by.
Speaker 1: Therefore you have a bunch of air fingers quote, uncultured
Speaker 1: barbarians who just so happened to be outstanding on horseback,
Speaker 1: and they create an army of cavalry from this. Now
Speaker 1: Athens shows up, offers Thebes the world. Thebes looks at
Speaker 1: Phillips guys, look at Athens guys, and they think, you know,
Speaker 1: screw Macedonia, We're joining with Athens. And they ride off
Speaker 1: to join with Athens and line up their army against
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Speaker 1: on the Thebes Sweepstakes, and now he has to take
Speaker 1: on Athens and thieves. Remember we have Michael Malice coming up.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have some controversial takes as he always does.
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Speaker 1: the best, the best. Back to Philip, he loses out
Speaker 1: on Thebes. Thebes goes back joins with Athens. The Greeks
Speaker 1: post up in a mountain pass, so Philip in his
Speaker 1: army cannot march through and go to where they want
Speaker 1: to go to. I should point out briefly because I
Speaker 1: skipped over it earlier. I didn't want to bog down
Speaker 1: the story, but it probably does matter. Philip kicked off
Speaker 1: this war with Athens basically by doing this. He wanted
Speaker 1: a place called Pittna from Athens. Pittna was wealthy, Philip
Speaker 1: wanted it. He offered Athens a city of his own
Speaker 1: if Athens would give him Pittna. Athens thinks about it
Speaker 1: and says, I like that deal. Here's Pittna. Philip says, oh, thanks,
Speaker 1: I just took Pittna. Athens says, well, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: where's our city, and Philip says, I was kidding. You know,
Speaker 1: you can't have that city at all. Athens matt okay.
Speaker 1: Fast forward back to the war the Mountain Pass. Philip
Speaker 1: doesn't want to take on a Greek hop light phalanx
Speaker 1: in a mountain pass. That's where a Greek hop light
Speaker 1: phalanx would do perfectly when you can't circle around behind him.
Speaker 1: So what he does he distributes a letter, widely distributes
Speaker 1: a letter, maybe a little too widely, distributes a letter saying,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't want this war. I'm packing up
Speaker 1: my stuff and I am going back home. Never mind Greeks,
Speaker 1: We're going back home. And he actually starts moving his
Speaker 1: army back home. Surprise, surprise, the letter manages to find
Speaker 1: its way into Greek hands and they say, whoo nice
Speaker 1: lighting up no worries. Philip promptly spends or sends his
Speaker 1: version of special forces back behind the Greek lines, destroys
Speaker 1: the people at the mountain Pass, and now the Athens slash.
Speaker 1: Thebes group have to line up opposite of Philip, and
Speaker 1: they do. They line up for battle, and the Athenians
Speaker 1: have the high ground. Philip does not have the high ground.
Speaker 1: Philip has a bunch of great generals underneath him, but
Speaker 1: he chooses to put a young man by the name
Speaker 1: of Alexander in charge of his companion cavalry, even though
Speaker 1: he had other people who were more experienced. Yet other
Speaker 1: people who were more experienced. But Philip not exactly the
Speaker 1: coddling father type. Philip was a man though, who appreciated talents,
Speaker 1: and I would like to imagine that there was a
Speaker 1: moment as big of a barbarian conqueror as he was.
Speaker 1: I'd like to imagine there was a moment where Philip
Speaker 1: looked at his son Alexander and thought, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: this kid is really, really, really good. That had to
Speaker 1: be a cool fatherly moment. Right. Then again, from the
Speaker 1: stories we hear, Philip may have been trying to kill
Speaker 1: him when Philip has assassinated letter On, but that's another
Speaker 1: story entirely. Like I said, he wasn't a softy teddy bear.
Speaker 1: They line up against Athens and Thebes. They square off,
Speaker 1: They square off, there's a feigned retreat from Philip. Athens
Speaker 1: moves off the high ground, and then the Athenians they
Speaker 1: start to get slaughtered. They start to go down a
Speaker 1: lot faster than the Macedonians are going down, and how
Speaker 1: can this happen? I don't understand. These are the Greek hoplights.
Speaker 1: They never go down like this. What how did this happen? Well,
Speaker 1: you see, Philip didn't see things like everyone else saw
Speaker 1: him saw things. He didn't see warfare like everyone else
Speaker 1: saw warfare. Philip looked at the Greek phalanx system, you know,
Speaker 1: the shield, the armor, the spear, and he could have
Speaker 1: looked at it like everyone else, including every other general,
Speaker 1: and thought, wow, I mean that works fine. Maybe we
Speaker 1: can make an adjustment here. I'll tell you what we'll
Speaker 1: put up. We'll put more guys over here. That'll make
Speaker 1: this thicker. We'll put we'll thicking up this line, and
Speaker 1: we'll move this here a little bit. But overall, I mean, obviously,
Speaker 1: this is how warfare has done. Right. Philip looked at
Speaker 1: it and thought to himself, Well, if the whole object
Speaker 1: is to stab the other guy in the face before
Speaker 1: he can stab you in the face, why don't we
Speaker 1: just make longer spears? Do you remember I told you
Speaker 1: the Greek spear seven to twelve feet. Philip looks and thinks, well,
Speaker 1: what if we made him thirteen feet fifteen feet seventeen
Speaker 1: feet twenty one feet long, into which people would say, well,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, Well that's true. It's too heavy. He's
Speaker 1: gonna have to have two hands to hold it. He's
Speaker 1: gonna wear out. And Philip says, oh no, he'll be
Speaker 1: fine because he doesn't have armor either. What he has
Speaker 1: to have armor? Philip said, why they're never gonna get
Speaker 1: within twenty one feet of me? Why do I need armor?
Speaker 1: Not only that picture of phalanx, of phalanx with the
Speaker 1: spears coming out the front of it and the shields
Speaker 1: all locked right, you can see it. Maybe you have
Speaker 1: the front row their spears can reach the enemy, and
Speaker 1: maybe maybe the second row their spears can reach the enemy. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's we're lined up felanxes or even I have
Speaker 1: Let's see here, let's just do a rough number. I
Speaker 1: have thirty thirty spears stabbing at my guys at any
Speaker 1: one point in time. Philip has twenty one foot spears.
Speaker 1: He has five rows deep. So I have thirty spears
Speaker 1: coming at me. I'm sending ninety back the other direction.
Speaker 1: What do I need armor for? You're the one with
Speaker 1: things to worry about, Philip, drop the body armor drop
Speaker 1: the huge heavy shield and simply realized, what is with
Speaker 1: all this tradition? What's with all this the way things
Speaker 1: have always been? What really actually matters if we have
Speaker 1: to put if you'll pardon the spear pun here, if
Speaker 1: we have to put to find a point on it,
Speaker 1: ha ha ha, Chris, what really matters is stabbing the
Speaker 1: other guy before he stabs me. These Athenians begin to fall,
Speaker 1: and they begin to fall for another reason. And I
Speaker 1: want to focus on just the historical aspect of this
Speaker 1: for a moment, because it's something we all mess up
Speaker 1: in our minds. I do it too. It's easy to
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Speaker 1: see it in the movies, really, because it wouldn't be
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Speaker 1: out everything that has to be beeped out? Okay, the
Speaker 1: shoulder shrug is not inspiring confidence. All right, this is
Speaker 1: a nationally syndicated show. Now, See things were Things were
Speaker 1: so much easier when we were Remember this is true.
Speaker 1: This is only like a year and a half ago.
Speaker 1: We were on KPRC, the great KPRC, where we still
Speaker 1: are in Houston. They gave me my shot. I'll love
Speaker 1: him forever. And because they didn't know if I could
Speaker 1: do a radio show. I'd never done a radio sho ever.
Speaker 1: I'd never done one. I'd never sat down behind a
Speaker 1: microphone and gave radio show. And Michael Barry was talking
Speaker 1: with Eddie Martini, who's just an awesome dude, great friend
Speaker 1: of mine here, and he's the one who decided to
Speaker 1: give me a shot. They give me a seven o'clock
Speaker 1: at night show, though for an hour, and they think,
Speaker 1: even if he's awful, it's seven at night. It's an hour.
Speaker 1: Even if it's a bad hour, maybe it'll be fine.
Speaker 1: And we used to just do reckless things on the show.
Speaker 1: One during one gosh, we can't do this stuff anymore.
Speaker 1: We don't have a copyright. But they did at the time.
Speaker 1: During one segment we played it was a nine minute
Speaker 1: segment we played Freebird. I don't mean we played it
Speaker 1: in the background. I mean the entire segment was Freebird,
Speaker 1: but the song start to finish. Oh gosh, we can't
Speaker 1: do that stuff anymore. Make sure the words are peeped
Speaker 1: out all right. Back to fatigue. We don't picture that.
Speaker 1: We don't picture things like hunger and thirst and exhaustion
Speaker 1: when it comes to these ancient battles. And in fact,
Speaker 1: we picture all these guys and all these Greek hoplights there.
Speaker 1: What do you picture? You picture the movie three hundred.
Speaker 1: Everyone has nine pack abs and huge biceps and shoulders,
Speaker 1: and he can hold that spear up for days and
Speaker 1: that shield. They looked just like you, and they looked
Speaker 1: just like me. In fact, they were probably smaller historically,
Speaker 1: because most people were smaller back then. We're talking eighty
Speaker 1: ninety pounds of gear on. Let's be generous, let's say
Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty hundred, seventy hundred and eighty pound man.
Speaker 1: Forgetting about the actual weights, I want you to think
Speaker 1: about your body weight for a moment. Sorry, I know
Speaker 1: these coronavirus lockdowns haven't been kind on us. Think about
Speaker 1: your body weight for a moment, and think about carrying
Speaker 1: half of that around, because it's really all about the
Speaker 1: ratios on it. One of the very few I was
Speaker 1: the world's most average marine. But one of the very
Speaker 1: few advantages I did have was I was so long
Speaker 1: and I weighed enough. I was so long, so when
Speaker 1: you're out on these grueling humps my legs, you're taking
Speaker 1: two steps for every one of mine. And I have
Speaker 1: big shoulders, and I was two hundred pounds two hundred
Speaker 1: plus pounds. A lot of marines are five seven, five, eight,
Speaker 1: one sixty one seventy maybe a lot of them are
Speaker 1: smaller than that. Therefore I throw on eighty pounds and
Speaker 1: you throw on eighty pounds. Those are different things. But
Speaker 1: we picture the ancient guys fighting there all day. It's brave,
Speaker 1: hard and swords and axes and things like that. Don't
Speaker 1: pick up a baseball bat right now, not even an axe.
Speaker 1: Go pick up a baseball bat. Go out back in
Speaker 1: your yard, Go swing that bat twenty times in a row,
Speaker 1: just a baseball, but just a light, little aluminum baseball bat.
Speaker 1: Twenty times in a row. You will be breathing hard.
Speaker 1: That's a baseball bat. That's virtually no weight at all.
Speaker 1: There's no armor on you, holding you down, there's no
Speaker 1: shield you're holding up with your other arm. How long
Speaker 1: can you hold a curl of something? Now? How long
Speaker 1: can you pick a hole? Go pick up a waiter
Speaker 1: if you have it, maybe just a gallon of milk,
Speaker 1: and hold your arm in the curl position. Hold that
Speaker 1: gallon of milk to your chest with one arm. How
Speaker 1: long can you do it? I'm that serious. Do it
Speaker 1: time yourself. Now, make that a thirty forty pound bronze shield.
Speaker 1: These guys were not all the incredible Hulk. They were
Speaker 1: just like you and I, and exhaustion killed many, many,
Speaker 1: many men in the ancient world. You can't do that
Speaker 1: for very long. You can't stab and hold up a shield.
Speaker 1: And I'm not even taking into account what would probably
Speaker 1: be the biggest factor adreadaline. Ever been in a fight,
Speaker 1: Ever had to give a big speech at work or
Speaker 1: at school that adrenaline feeling in the pity of your stomach,
Speaker 1: had some kind of big competition. Ever had anything happen
Speaker 1: to you that got your adrenaline pumping? What happens when
Speaker 1: you run out of it? Exhaustion? Extreme exhaustion because your
Speaker 1: body just amped up to the max and you expended
Speaker 1: all the energy you had. When the adrenaline's gone, you
Speaker 1: are done. Absolutely, Dawn. You stapp it to me when
Speaker 1: I would do the show, I'd get home and I'd
Speaker 1: just go sleep, I go wake up and text, Text
Speaker 1: and eat, Text and catch the bus, Text and miss
Speaker 1: your stop. Wait, Text and be late to work. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Text and work, Text and pretend to work, Text and
Speaker 1: a surprised when someone calls you out for not working.
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Speaker 1: Text and complain that they're on their phone the whole time,
Speaker 1: Text and listen to them, complain that you're on your
Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and whatever. But when you
Speaker 1: get behind the wheel, give your phone to a passenger,
Speaker 1: put it in the glove box. Just don't text and
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Speaker 1: Athens had moved moved down off the hill. They moved
Speaker 1: down off the hill and movement is exhausting. By the
Speaker 1: time they moved down to try to catch up to
Speaker 1: Philip and his feigned retreat, Philip turns around starts stabbing
Speaker 1: them in the face again. Athens can't keep the shields up.
Speaker 1: They're exhausted, and well, the deadliest thing happened. A humongous
Speaker 1: gap was created in the line. You see if phae
Speaker 1: Leanx can't allow gaps, because it can't allow people in
Speaker 1: between it, the people get in between it, that shield
Speaker 1: spear wall becomes exposed. You get the soft underbelly of it,
Speaker 1: which are the sides of it, which are the back
Speaker 1: of it. Oh, huge gap creates in the line. Because
Speaker 1: they're tired, they can't all move. I mean they should
Speaker 1: be okay, right, It's not like there's some superhuman beast
Speaker 1: of a war god commanding the other side's cavalry. Except
Speaker 1: this time there was the The Jesse Kelly Show. This
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. There's a gap in the line,
Speaker 1: and now we have to briefly, as I finished this
Speaker 1: thing up today before we get to Michael Malice, before
Speaker 1: we get to waffle House, the nuclear news cycle, the
Speaker 1: greatest audio maybe ever on the show. Allow me to
Speaker 1: finish this up by saying, on the Greek side, even
Speaker 1: though the Macedonians were technically Greek, but on the Greek side,
Speaker 1: they did have something I've spoken about before called the
Speaker 1: Sacred Band. They were a hundred and fifty couples, but
Speaker 1: not men women couples. I'm talking dude undude couples. It's famous.
Speaker 1: It's called the Sacred Band. They did this intentionally. You
Speaker 1: could only serve from the age of twenty five to thirty.
Speaker 1: They wanted you and your physical strong strongest. They found
Speaker 1: men of this persuasion and talk them into this because
Speaker 1: they believed they would be loyal to each other to
Speaker 1: the death. And they also believed that you would not
Speaker 1: want to embarrass yourself in front of your you know,
Speaker 1: significant other. And they did have. They were famously really
Speaker 1: really good in combat to I mean, not to put
Speaker 1: too fine a point on it, they were just really good.
Speaker 1: The gap that opens up in the line. Though Alexander
Speaker 1: the Great, in command of the Companion cavalry, charges through
Speaker 1: the gap. As he seemed to do every other battle
Speaker 1: the rest of his career. He would wait for an
Speaker 1: opportunity and then blow through it and stomp them. He
Speaker 1: blows through the gap. Eventually they get to the Sacred Band,
Speaker 1: the Sacred Band, with all the other Greeks turning, running
Speaker 1: and dying. The Sacred Band to their credit, every one
Speaker 1: of them stayed and fought and died that day at
Speaker 1: the hands of the Macedonians. And here's something really cool.
Speaker 1: As I get ready, as I wrapped this thing up here,
Speaker 1: Philip did unify Greece after and all that, all that
Speaker 1: was done, Philip, you know, set the stage for Alexander.
Speaker 1: But you know what's cool to this day, at that
Speaker 1: location of that battle, to this day, there is a
Speaker 1: gigantic lion statue dedicated to the Sacred Band with no inscription.
Speaker 1: There's no inscription on it. I always thought that part
Speaker 1: was so cool. There's no inscription on it. They just
Speaker 1: in honor of their sacrifice that day, built them a
Speaker 1: statue and just let it sit. Either you know the
Speaker 1: story or don't know the story. But there it is,
Speaker 1: and now you know the story. This battle, if you'd
Speaker 1: like to look it up, is called the Battle of
Speaker 1: Karonia or Cheronia, the Battle of Karenia. It is funny.
Speaker 1: You focus on all the things that matter, that you
Speaker 1: think matter, You focus on what's been traditionally done, on
Speaker 1: what the other people know. All that really matters is
Speaker 1: getting them before they get you. In this philosophy, when
Speaker 1: we talk about elections, I'm not going to spend long
Speaker 1: on this election thing today because I have a bunch
Speaker 1: of other stuff I want to get to. I mean,
Speaker 1: Stalin said it. Stalin was so great for quotes. Not
Speaker 1: so great for the fifty million people he slaughtered, but
Speaker 1: so great for quotes because Stalin Stalin was a guy
Speaker 1: who didn't care what you thought of him. Stalin had
Speaker 1: these great quotes because he was just willing to flat
Speaker 1: out say what all the commies are always really thinking.
Speaker 1: Stalin would just tell you it doesn't matter who votes,
Speaker 1: That matters who counts the votes. What angers me is this,
Speaker 1: I'm not mad about Democrats and fraud or potentially massive fraud,
Speaker 1: which we don't know yet. We're still sifting through all that,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get to all that in a second.
Speaker 1: As far as this Sydney Powell stuff, Trump's legal team stuff,
Speaker 1: give me a second. What angers me is how can
Speaker 1: Republicans not see that coming? Democrats cheating on elections is
Speaker 1: the history of the United States of America. Remember Tammany Hall.
Speaker 1: They've been doing this for hundreds of years. How do
Speaker 1: you look at this now and think? Whoa man? You mean?
Speaker 1: They took all the mail in ballots and they cheated.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, if I had known, I would
Speaker 1: have done How could you not know that's what they do?
Speaker 1: What do you think Democrats were doing when they had
Speaker 1: a special hearing on the Post Office? What do you
Speaker 1: think Democrats were doing when they tried to sneak federal
Speaker 1: all mail in voting in the coronavirus stimulus bill? Did
Speaker 1: you actually think they were doing that for coronavirus? Are
Speaker 1: you that dumb? And if you are that dumb, let
Speaker 1: me ask you something. As a registered Republican, why am
Speaker 1: I still a Republican? If that's the leadership I have?
Speaker 1: If everybody is still that fricking stupid, then why am
Speaker 1: I still here? I will not be led by morons.
Speaker 1: I will not I'll go start my own anti communist party.
Speaker 1: And don't think I'm kidding. I will. In fact, you
Speaker 1: know what, Chris, We're coming out with a bunch of
Speaker 1: anti communists. Gear. I just thought of this because my
Speaker 1: blood pressures through the roof this morning, and I'm mad.
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. We're gonna start selling merch. We
Speaker 1: haven't sold merch yet, We're gonna start selling anti communist merch.
Speaker 1: I've had enough of being led by idiots, man, And
Speaker 1: I'm look, what are we left to do now? What
Speaker 1: are you and I left to do? Now? Whine about it?
Speaker 1: That's pretty much all we can do. Why I can't
Speaker 1: believe I'm stolen here? Or was stolen that? Yeah? It was?
Speaker 1: And guess what, they're not going to overturn it. I
Speaker 1: bet you they're not. Stop telling yourself lies. I would
Speaker 1: tell you if I thought they were. I don't think
Speaker 1: they are, So now we're left to question it. Well,
Speaker 1: that does us a heck of a lot of good.
Speaker 1: Why do you not see that coming? They're the only
Speaker 1: side that thought to lengthen out the spears. Seriously, it
Speaker 1: never occurred to us that there may be something more important. Look, look,
Speaker 1: I know we want to be the party of jobs.
Speaker 1: Obviously you want to be there without one or nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting down jobs. What good does it be?
Speaker 1: What good does it do you to be the party
Speaker 1: of jobs when you're not counting the votes? It does
Speaker 1: you no good at all. And let's address the election
Speaker 1: fraud stuff briefly here. I'm not spending forever. I'm not
Speaker 1: spending forever on this. A bunch of stuff I want
Speaker 1: to get to. Sydney Pal has been all over the
Speaker 1: news recently. I'm not playing any audio of it. Sydney Pal.
Speaker 1: She is the one making the most extreme claims out there.
Speaker 1: She's saying this election system, the computer system, has changed
Speaker 1: millions of votes, that Trump did win by a landslide,
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. You've seen one hundred percent
Speaker 1: of the left and of the right say these are
Speaker 1: outlandish claims. They're not true, no way, the blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Hear me out and hear me good.
Speaker 1: I'd have no idea if they're true or not. I
Speaker 1: have no idea if Sidney Powe has turned into some
Speaker 1: huge nut job conspiracy theorist, or if Sydney Powe really
Speaker 1: does have things other people don't have. I do know
Speaker 1: two things. One, my friends who are my friends do
Speaker 1: not get tossed in the gutter when everybody tells me
Speaker 1: I should toss them in the gutter. And I know
Speaker 1: Sidney Pale, so that's one. Two. Maybe she has gone
Speaker 1: off the deep end. I don't know. I haven't talked
Speaker 1: to her recently. I do know this, in my time
Speaker 1: knowing Sydney Pow, that is one of, if not the
Speaker 1: most intelligent human beings I've ever spoken to in my
Speaker 1: entire life. That's all I have to say about that.
Speaker 1: Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Wake up and text, Text and eat,
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Speaker 1: he Murphy, you're having your family in the meantime, you're
Speaker 1: having all kinds of other bulls. No, no, I'm not drunk.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, you can go how you
Speaker 1: know why, I don't need a mask because you're right,
Speaker 1: not like, yeah he does. No, he doesn't like your break.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Come on? That was that was all Chris.
Speaker 1: You might as well keep it dialed up. We're gonna
Speaker 1: play that. I'm not even joking. We're going to play
Speaker 1: that like five more times during the show because I
Speaker 1: love it so much. Let me set this up again
Speaker 1: before I make Chris play this yet again. That was
Speaker 1: New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy, and it all says this,
Speaker 1: on top of the humor, you and I are gonna
Speaker 1: have to have a serious discussion about what we believe
Speaker 1: about something. I'll get to that in a moment. Eight
Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three eight
Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three or
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy, he
Speaker 1: has notoriously been one of the absolute tyrant governors in
Speaker 1: America about lockdowns, masks, stay home, can't have this many
Speaker 1: people over, don't open this business. You remember that Jim
Speaker 1: Atlas Jim in New Jersey, Phil Murphy essentially sent the
Speaker 1: state police into arrest people. I mean, he has been tyrant, tyrant,
Speaker 1: He's been a tirant about Thanksgiving, how many people you
Speaker 1: can come over? How I have all these things? Well,
Speaker 1: Phil Murphy gets caught out to eat at a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Out to eat at a restaurant and he's at a
Speaker 1: table with six people Chris maybe seven, roughly six people,
Speaker 1: No masks, son, no nothing. So he gets approached by
Speaker 1: this group. They obviously have a cell phone. That's where
Speaker 1: we got the audio from. And this is them. I
Speaker 1: want you to hear it again, blasting Phil Murphy. But
Speaker 1: listen to me. Besides the hilarious New Jersey audio, which
Speaker 1: you can't hear anything because every every other words did
Speaker 1: F bomb or the S word or something? Everything beyond that,
Speaker 1: we have to have an uncomfortable conversation after this, Chris, Hey, hey, god,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Talk? You're having your family in
Speaker 1: the meantime, you're having all kinds of other bulls. Now,
Speaker 1: y'all are not drunk. As a matter of fact, you
Speaker 1: can golf. How's that? You know why? I don't need
Speaker 1: a mask because you're right? Yeah, he does. No, he
Speaker 1: doesn't like your break. Thank you? Come on, you want
Speaker 1: to put your mask on? You know what? You can
Speaker 1: go beep yourself. Uh gosh, all right, let's talk though,
Speaker 1: Let's have a real talk. How do you feel about this?
Speaker 1: And I ask this for this reason. I see this.
Speaker 1: Besides the hilarity of it. I think the man has
Speaker 1: it coming. Phil Murphy has that coming. However, hold up
Speaker 1: for a moment. Don't get ahead of me. They did
Speaker 1: that to our people for four years. Remember Maxine Waters
Speaker 1: famously stood up in front of her supporters. Get in
Speaker 1: people's faces when they're out to eat, and they did
Speaker 1: it four years. They ran Sarah Huckabee when she was
Speaker 1: out to dinner with her family. They ran her out
Speaker 1: of a restaurant. Yeah, Chris has the Democrat violence clip
Speaker 1: about get in their faces, punch people in the face
Speaker 1: in their Yeah, play it, Chris, play it. I just
Speaker 1: don't even know why there aren't uprisings all of the country,
Speaker 1: and maybe there will be. People need to start taking
Speaker 1: to the streets. This is a dictator, you know. Needs
Speaker 1: to be unrest in the streets for as long as
Speaker 1: there's unrest in our lives. Enemies of the state. Show
Speaker 1: me where it says that protests are supposed to be
Speaker 1: polite and peaceful. Do something about your dad's immigrational practices
Speaker 1: effectless low, how do you resist the temptation to run
Speaker 1: up and wring her neck? The biggest terror threat in
Speaker 1: this country is white men, most of them radicalized up
Speaker 1: to the right. I thought he should have punched him
Speaker 1: in the face, and even if you lost. He insulted
Speaker 1: your wife he being on the escalator and called Mexicans
Speaker 1: rapists and earth. He said, well, what do you think
Speaker 1: I should have done? So? I I think you should punched
Speaker 1: him in the face and then gotten out of the race.
Speaker 1: You would have been a hero. I'd like to punch
Speaker 1: him in the face, I said, if we were in
Speaker 1: high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat
Speaker 1: the hell out of him. Punch some people in the face.
Speaker 1: When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?
Speaker 1: They're still going to have to go out and put
Speaker 1: a bullet in Donald Trump. And that's a fact. Look
Speaker 1: as his character is stabbed to death, where is Drong
Speaker 1: Wilke smooth? When you need? I have thought an awful
Speaker 1: lot of blowing up the White House. A Missouri state
Speaker 1: senator is under investigation by the Secret Service after seeing
Speaker 1: she hopes President Trump is assassinated. I will go and
Speaker 1: take Trump out tonight. And if you see anybody from
Speaker 1: that cabinet in a restaurant, in a deften stare at
Speaker 1: a gasol station, you get out and you get a job.
Speaker 1: Now what do you want from your side? You ask me.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you this is correct. Understand this. I
Speaker 1: understand you like the show. I love you guys. You
Speaker 1: crack me up. We're always going to do this. However,
Speaker 1: you never ever ever look to me for moral guidance.
Speaker 1: I realize that's not something people say these days. I
Speaker 1: am an emorel soulless monster of a human being. So
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you that this is right or that
Speaker 1: I am right. I see that I see the governor
Speaker 1: of New Jersey being accosted when he's wiping out businesses,
Speaker 1: when he's being a huge hypocrite. And I think about
Speaker 1: the last four years of getting their faces going unrest
Speaker 1: protest isn't supposed to be polite, and I say, screw you.
Speaker 1: Let me know how it tastes. Let me know how
Speaker 1: it tastes. I say, we give them four years of it,
Speaker 1: four years of it. But I don't know that that's right.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I don't know that it's right. I
Speaker 1: do know this as an anti communist, I know communism.
Speaker 1: I read history. Here is an undeniable fact about communism
Speaker 1: in all of its forms, communism, socialism, just the left
Speaker 1: in general, never once in the history of the world
Speaker 1: as socialism, communism, whatever it is, gotten to a specific
Speaker 1: point of power and said to themselves, I'm done. That's enough.
Speaker 1: I think we'll stop here. They are never ever, ever, ever,
Speaker 1: ever stopping until they're stopped. It is not a political ideology.
Speaker 1: It is a religion of domination until you make them
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Speaker 1: at this time host of Your Welcome Michael Malice Michael Good,
Speaker 1: Jesse tells me, I don't necessarily want our side screaming
Speaker 1: at the other sides politicians while they eat with their family.
Speaker 1: The other nine percent of Jesse says, this is how
Speaker 1: it is now let's roll no justice, no peace. Oh well,
Speaker 1: what I think is some of these politicians eat the
Speaker 1: start facing personal consequences for the destruction that they're doing
Speaker 1: to America's families. Taking on Thanksgiving is not just a villainy.
Speaker 1: It's Doctor Seus's level villainy. Now I am thinking there's
Speaker 1: going to be I was putting this out on Twitter,
Speaker 1: that there's going to be at least one police officer
Speaker 1: or law enforcement officials somewhere who is going to put
Speaker 1: out a rest warrant on Cuomo or one of the
Speaker 1: other governors. My understanding is that that is not legally
Speaker 1: possible because they've got sovereign immunity. But some of these
Speaker 1: politicians families are breaking these curfews. We saw that with
Speaker 1: America Blasio's daughter here in New York. We saw that
Speaker 1: with I believe Governor Whitner's husband in Michigan. So that
Speaker 1: is a good way to have some of these politicians
Speaker 1: have personal consequences. I actually am completely okay with that
Speaker 1: because I've accepted where we are now. I do find
Speaker 1: it hilarious and I were talking about this a little
Speaker 1: bit today. The side that screamed about rushing collusion for
Speaker 1: four years have now all locked shields that you are
Speaker 1: in no way allowed to question the election. And I
Speaker 1: have no idea what's real or what's not about election fraud.
Speaker 1: I don't, but I'm still going to question it for
Speaker 1: four years. He's Chinese Joe, because that's just I'm just
Speaker 1: that kind of bad person. Yeah, overnight, resist, resist, resist
Speaker 1: became submit, Submit Submit. It is very curious that an organism,
Speaker 1: a series of organizations, namely the media, whose job it
Speaker 1: is to investigate and look into things, are berating the
Speaker 1: population not to investigate and not to look into things.
Speaker 1: There's no need to have election results changed in any way,
Speaker 1: but there is certainly a need to confirm for many
Speaker 1: people if they do want to have Joe Biden be regard,
Speaker 1: is legitimate to look into you, allege the regularities, and
Speaker 1: certainly to improve next time. We heard for a year
Speaker 1: that the most important thing is preserving the sank dy
Speaker 1: of our elections. This is the backbone of our democracy.
Speaker 1: We've start for three years questions about twenty sixteen, and
Speaker 1: now they won't spend three minutes on questions on twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: And frankly, that is to me, as an anarchist, a
Speaker 1: very glorious thing that there is a complete lack of
Speaker 1: trust in our electoral process. Michael, It's easy for me
Speaker 1: to sit and say, open up your business, Open up
Speaker 1: all of them, open them up all the way. If
Speaker 1: all of you do it, they can't stop you. If
Speaker 1: one or two too, of course they'll send in the
Speaker 1: police to stop you. But if everyone does it, they
Speaker 1: can't do anything. But then again, I get paid to
Speaker 1: talk on the radio. I don't have a small business
Speaker 1: that I can get wiped out with. Is that the solution, though?
Speaker 1: Is the solution? Everybody? Just open up anyway and dare
Speaker 1: them to stop you do we lose him? We lost
Speaker 1: him no way. Do you know what? You know what
Speaker 1: happened there? Chris? Sometimes and I understand this before. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard the ancient Greek story about the guy
Speaker 1: he gets these wings, but there's wax holding the wings on.
Speaker 1: His name escapes me. But he gets these wings and
Speaker 1: there's wax holding them on, and he's flying around because
Speaker 1: he's enjoying wings. Nobody's ever had wings before. And he
Speaker 1: keeps The more he swoops down, the more it allows
Speaker 1: him to fly higher and higher in the air. But
Speaker 1: he's getting higher and higher and he keeps getting closer
Speaker 1: and closer to the sun because those idiotic Greeks thought
Speaker 1: the sun was like two hundred feet in the air,
Speaker 1: And he keeps getting closer to the sun. Soon the
Speaker 1: wax starts to melt off his wings. Icarus, it was Icarus.
Speaker 1: The wax gets too close to the sun, the feathers
Speaker 1: fall off the wings, and he plunges down to his death.
Speaker 1: And it's one of these Greek proverbs about flying too
Speaker 1: close to the sun can get you killed. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's what happens with a lot of the guests
Speaker 1: when you get on the show. Sometimes you're so blown
Speaker 1: away that you're you're that close to me that you're
Speaker 1: talking to me. You feel like you've flown too close
Speaker 1: to the sun. In reference to what I was talking
Speaker 1: about about businesses stopping things, what you're about to hear
Speaker 1: is in exchange in New York, people showed up. Health
Speaker 1: inspector shows up, tell us this business what to do?
Speaker 1: Business owners say, ah, No, people actually work for their
Speaker 1: money and they don't want to lose their livelihood. I've
Speaker 1: lost friends, family who've killed themselves. I've seen clients die
Speaker 1: because they've lost their livelihood. I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 1: I know you are, and I'm just I'm asking for you.
Speaker 1: The guys have some compassion for the people that have
Speaker 1: lost everything. We do have compassion for people. Okay, well
Speaker 1: you need to go have compassion out in the park
Speaker 1: a lot. This is private property. This is this is
Speaker 1: private property. This is private property. It's private property. Warst't man,
Speaker 1: this is private property. They're not wanted here, So do
Speaker 1: your jobs job? Well, no, no, your job is to
Speaker 1: remove people that are not wanted. He wanted, they're not.
Speaker 1: It's you're just doing that job. There we go. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't be wearing masks. I'm not doing mask. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about my health. My health is in your concern. Meant
Speaker 1: to be wearing a mask, is it? Okay? Well, then
Speaker 1: writing me up, okay, then, but then then take me
Speaker 1: to jail. That take me to jail, show me anywhere,
Speaker 1: show me the law. You have to leave you guys
Speaker 1: have to leave. You have to leave you without a warrant, Chris.
Speaker 1: But I am so over welmed with freedom right now.
Speaker 1: If you cut me, Chris, it wouldn't be read. It
Speaker 1: would be red, white and blue. What that's right? Gosh,
Speaker 1: thats up. Yes, that's what you do. That's what you do. Open, defy,
Speaker 1: do not comply. You are not a sheep. You are
Speaker 1: not Chinese, German, Italian. You're not from Saudi Arabia, Congo,
Speaker 1: Australia or Britain. You're not Canadian, you're not Mexican, you're
Speaker 1: not Brazilian. You are an American, and that does make
Speaker 1: you different. Your country was founded on the concept the
Speaker 1: government is not allowed to tell you to do things.
Speaker 1: It's unheard of. It's you are free. Free. It's not
Speaker 1: something you just sing about during the Star Spangled banner
Speaker 1: and think about for five seconds when you're inhaling a
Speaker 1: hot dog on the fourth of July. Freedom means something.
Speaker 1: It means freedom from government. It's not freedom from pain,
Speaker 1: freedom from poverty, freedom from concern, freedom from anything. But
Speaker 1: it is freedom from government. The government does not have
Speaker 1: the authority to stomp into your business and say you
Speaker 1: have to close, you have to close at this hour.
Speaker 1: You have to wear this. This person has to wear that.
Speaker 1: They do not have the authority to tell you that.
Speaker 1: So do not comply, resist, sue. But the problem is
Speaker 1: all of you have to do it at once. This
Speaker 1: is why These things take a long time to get
Speaker 1: off the ground because you'll get people like this doing
Speaker 1: the right thing and others won't. And Chris said, first
Speaker 1: they came for the Jews and I didn't speak up.
Speaker 1: That's an old it's an old parable. It's very very true.
Speaker 1: You look around and you think, well, maybe they'll leave
Speaker 1: me alone, maybe they'll stop there. They're never going to
Speaker 1: stop unless you stand together and stand up to them.
Speaker 1: Leftists do not stop until you stop them. They don't
Speaker 1: get tired. It's not in their nature. Remember the religion
Speaker 1: of domination must control everything or it's not satisfied. They're
Speaker 1: never going to stop until you stop them. All right,
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Speaker 1: he was wowed by my brilliance the first time, Michael Malice, Michael,
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what we were to. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: the small businesses. Do you think that is the way forward?
Speaker 1: It's banned together and tell all these government time and
Speaker 1: scow off? Or is the way forward? Just bowed out
Speaker 1: and take it for a while. We have a vaccine
Speaker 1: coming which I'm not going to take. Where do you
Speaker 1: stand on this? Well? First of all, let's remind everyone that,
Speaker 1: like the marijuanda industry is all entirely illegal, every dispensary
Speaker 1: and all these other things are operating in complete brazen
Speaker 1: defiance of federal law. So there is at least one
Speaker 1: aspect of American culture where that is currently the status quo.
Speaker 1: Number one. Number two is let me put on waves
Speaker 1: my black flag again. Let me point out about out
Speaker 1: those men and women in badges enforcing these laws. These
Speaker 1: are just letters to Santa from these governors. These are
Speaker 1: things that everything of police officer is more than happy
Speaker 1: to implement. But I agree with you. We saw it
Speaker 1: happening ready in Michigan. There was a restaurant that opened
Speaker 1: up was having service, I forget the name, and people
Speaker 1: were sitting there perfectly fine, and they didn't do anything
Speaker 1: about it other than having a lot of middle aged
Speaker 1: white women hysterical on Twitter. So I think at a
Speaker 1: certain point, is it going to be is it going
Speaker 1: to be like speakeasies. I think it's very, very sick
Speaker 1: to expect people who sat businesses for decades to go
Speaker 1: back into hiding, because if it worked, we wouldn't have
Speaker 1: be having to do it again. And if it didn't work.
Speaker 1: Why are we doing it at all? What are we
Speaker 1: supposed to believe with this election fraud stuff? I don't think.
Speaker 1: I think you and I discussed this that Mitch McConnell
Speaker 1: and the Republicans have the will to take on the
Speaker 1: media and go to the mat for Donald Trump. I
Speaker 1: think it just becomes a function of that. The Republican
Speaker 1: Party has never fought for him and they're not going
Speaker 1: to start now. But they don't fight for anything. I mean, look, honestly,
Speaker 1: I had to have my own black flag out right now.
Speaker 1: Why don't we have a special prosecutor already appointed to
Speaker 1: investigate Joe Biden and his ties to China? Why haven't
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's people been arrested and thrown in jail. Why
Speaker 1: don't we have wire taps on Joe Biden's transition team already?
Speaker 1: I'm not being radical. This is what happened four years ago.
Speaker 1: Why are we never going to return fire? Or are
Speaker 1: we just going to lay down while they storm over us?
Speaker 1: I am much more concerned, and this is something historically leftist.
Speaker 1: They're very good at with people like Jack Dorsey, Mark Zuckerberg,
Speaker 1: and they're feeling comfortable interjecting themselves between our elected officials
Speaker 1: and what the population can see. Laura Lumer, who was
Speaker 1: a Republican candidate for the twenty first congressional district in Florida,
Speaker 1: was not allowed access to Twitter, Facebook, PayPal, and many
Speaker 1: other such outlets. And to have these corporations having this
Speaker 1: power over nominees of our two political parties is something
Speaker 1: that is much more of a long term systemic issue
Speaker 1: than Joe Biden, you know, being on the getting money
Speaker 1: from an organization or another. So this is the future.
Speaker 1: I've assumed they're going to become a lot bolder under Biden.
Speaker 1: I mean they were pretty bold under Trump. We had
Speaker 1: adop said it. And under Trump, these big tech companies
Speaker 1: were extremely bold. I'm assuming under Biden. I mean I've
Speaker 1: already taken huge steps to transition away from it. I
Speaker 1: just assume we're all gone soon. Well, but the thing is,
Speaker 1: this is a great market opportunity. This is you know,
Speaker 1: this is how it works. Is if I am not
Speaker 1: welcome at CBS or ABC, there's going to be a
Speaker 1: network where I will be welcome, and that's where all
Speaker 1: the cool, interesting people are, and that's where the innovative
Speaker 1: ideas will come from, and the rest of us who
Speaker 1: are stuck at the regular networks are going to be
Speaker 1: completely ambushed when all these ideas I'm oblivious to start
Speaker 1: percolating into the mainstream. So I think Parlor is a
Speaker 1: good example. Right now. I'm not on there yet, but
Speaker 1: everyone is Ivanka Trump, Lots of people are migrating there,
Speaker 1: and I think ideological self segregation is going to be
Speaker 1: happening in the very near future because it's all about
Speaker 1: the very least respect. I don't think the right wing
Speaker 1: feels respected on Twitter, even if they weren't being banned
Speaker 1: at all. But respect never goes both ways. How do
Speaker 1: we conduct ourselves this next four years? How do you
Speaker 1: see the right not how you want it? How do
Speaker 1: you see the right conduct to themselves? Are we going
Speaker 1: to be more radical, more activists, more in your face
Speaker 1: than we've been? Is that just the way it is now? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: And I'm going to do everything in my power to
Speaker 1: make sure that happens. And I think it's extremely important
Speaker 1: that people like let's oppost Tammy Duckworth, Senator from Illinois,
Speaker 1: Dank Crenshaw from Texas. They're both war veterans, they've both
Speaker 1: suffered severe war injuries, but they're more than happy to,
Speaker 1: you know, not pull us out of all these countries overseas.
Speaker 1: They cannot be treated with respect. They have to be
Speaker 1: treated with as much contempt as possible, because that precludes
Speaker 1: people from being comfortable sending our boys and girls overseas
Speaker 1: to die for no good reason. Seven people are dead
Speaker 1: in Russia after drinking hand sanitizer. Can you walk me
Speaker 1: through the Russian mindset? Michael, Okay, I scaped that heck
Speaker 1: hole when I was two years old, and I could
Speaker 1: walk you through it. It's well, this part you'd like.
Speaker 1: It's absolute unmitigated contempt for weakness, especially among males. It's
Speaker 1: a love of cruelty, especially amongst females. And it's a
Speaker 1: very sharp wit. Oh. Yes, see, this is why I
Speaker 1: get and this is why you and I get along. See,
Speaker 1: I like, all that's just fine for me. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: just fine for me. The cruelty gets a little old
Speaker 1: from the women really fast. I assure you. It's it's
Speaker 1: kind of sexy at first, and then it's like, give
Speaker 1: it a rest, lady, My mom's just back. You don't
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Speaker 1: I appreciate you, my man. Always a pleasure. Yes, you
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Speaker 1: coming up Marine Corps, Chris. Not to brag or anything
Speaker 1: like that. You know, we love our Marine Corps. It's
Speaker 1: my Marine Corps, and we love Medal of Honor Monday,
Speaker 1: where we honor the heroes of this country. We have
Speaker 1: some coronavirus audio. My goodness, we're trying to get this
Speaker 1: guy on the show. I was waving the flag. I'm
Speaker 1: all kinds of patriotism today. We have a voicemail as well,
Speaker 1: somebody helping us out with possible replacement words kind of
Speaker 1: not really. Somebody else dislikes the same word that I dislike, Chris,
Speaker 1: So I appreciated that. Oh and don't think for a
Speaker 1: second I've forgotten about that New Jersey audio. It will
Speaker 1: be played at least two more times this hour. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a great last hour. Man. That's a lot
Speaker 1: to get to bang it. I got distracted a lot today.
Speaker 1: Hang on, Jesse Kelly return next. This is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. I rise this morning in defense of Governor
Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom, who recently defied his own idiotic COVID edicts
Speaker 1: as he partied at one of the few restaurants, has
Speaker 1: not yet been forced out of business. I defend him
Speaker 1: because he was doing what we once all did in
Speaker 1: a free society, make our own decisions over what risks
Speaker 1: we're willing to run and what precautions were willing to
Speaker 1: take according to our own circumstances to protect our own health. Yes,
Speaker 1: COVID is a nasty bug. In a quarter of a
Speaker 1: million Americans have died while having it, but this isn't
Speaker 1: the bubonic plague. The CDC's best estimate is that if
Speaker 1: you're under forty nine, your chance for surviving COVID if
Speaker 1: you get it is ninety nine point nine two percent.
Speaker 1: Even if you're over seventy, you have a ninety four
Speaker 1: point six percent rate of recovery. Forty percent who get
Speaker 1: it don't even know they have it. And yet we've
Speaker 1: allowed our officials to ruin our quality of life over it,
Speaker 1: destroying countless businesses, throwing tens of millions into unemployment, robbing
Speaker 1: our children of their educations, and shredding our most cherished
Speaker 1: rights as Americans back gone son. That's representative Tom McClintock.
Speaker 1: And the question is this, Chris, tell me, are the
Speaker 1: American people so set in their ways because of the
Speaker 1: narrative now that they will simply not realize the new
Speaker 1: information shows us. You can live with this thing as
Speaker 1: a society. You can live with it. The choice of
Speaker 1: an octogenarian with emphysema might be very different from those
Speaker 1: of a healthy governor of California. Only a fool would
Speaker 1: claim the omniscience to make an informed judgment for every
Speaker 1: person in every circumstance, in every community. It's sadly this
Speaker 1: crisis is revealed that fools abound in public office, and
Speaker 1: that a fool with power can quickly become a petty tyrant,
Speaker 1: which brings us back to Governor Newsom. These government nannies
Speaker 1: love to tell us that they're just following the science. Well,
Speaker 1: what does this science actually tell us? It tells us
Speaker 1: that COVID post is virtually no risk to children, but
Speaker 1: can be severe among the elderly. So what did these
Speaker 1: lockdown leftists do? They closed all the schools and ordered
Speaker 1: infected patients into nursing homes. The science tells us that
Speaker 1: outdoor transmissions of the virus are extremely rare, and that
Speaker 1: eighty percent of infections occur in people's homes. So what
Speaker 1: did these lockdown leftists do? They closed our beaches, parks,
Speaker 1: and campgrounds and ordered people to stay at home. The
Speaker 1: science tells us that obesity is a contributing factor to
Speaker 1: the severity of the disease. So what did these lockdown
Speaker 1: leftists do? They closed all the gems and kept the
Speaker 1: liquor stores open. These lockdowns haven't saved lives. The states
Speaker 1: with the most stringent lockdowns generally have the highest mortality
Speaker 1: rates from COVID. Utah stayed open, while next door Colorado
Speaker 1: shut down. Utah currently has half the COVID mortality rate
Speaker 1: and three force the unemployed. That rate is Colorado. But
Speaker 1: the lockdowns have cost countless lives from suicides, drug and
Speaker 1: alcohol abuse, domestic violence, and deferred health screenings and treatments.
Speaker 1: The numbers don't add up. What's so crazy? Wrap your
Speaker 1: mind around this. I want you to wrap your mind
Speaker 1: around this. We have no evidence right now, and I
Speaker 1: mean none that locking down stops this at all. In fact,
Speaker 1: as he pointed out, the evidence is actually shockingly to
Speaker 1: the contrary. Can you even comprehend that the evidence is
Speaker 1: to the contrary. Think about think about the world's reaction
Speaker 1: every time there's an outbreak. Now wrap your mind around
Speaker 1: the fact nothing shows it works, can you, kit. I
Speaker 1: was texting with a friend this weekend and we were
Speaker 1: just talking, and I told him part of me takes
Speaker 1: its tragic. Part of me actually thinks it's hilarious, hilarious
Speaker 1: that the entire world is upside down right now, every
Speaker 1: down is up right, is left. Nothing makes sense. Lockdowns
Speaker 1: don't work. Let's do more lockdowns. Some dude defends himself
Speaker 1: by shooting a child rapist who was trying to take
Speaker 1: his weapon. He's in jail on murder one Cuomo. Cuomo
Speaker 1: screws up coronavirus more than anyone else, purposely kills old
Speaker 1: people with coronavirus. He gets an Emmy. He just got
Speaker 1: an Emmy for it. God, he kept going McCleary, Get
Speaker 1: this guy on the show, Chris, Tom McClintock, that's his name,
Speaker 1: Representative Tom mcclin. I've wondered how much longer the American
Speaker 1: people are going to tolerate this nonsense. So let us
Speaker 1: not criticize Governor Newson. Perhaps he's just offered us all
Speaker 1: deliverance from his own folly. Nor should we criticize the
Speaker 1: California legislators who ignored travel in quarantine restrictions to junket
Speaker 1: in Hawa'i. Nor should we ridicule Speaker Pelosi for choosing
Speaker 1: not to wear a mask in a hair salon that
Speaker 1: was forced to close for the rest of us. Good
Speaker 1: for them, they're demonstrating by their actions the freedom that
Speaker 1: every American citizen needs to reclaim from these very same people.
Speaker 1: The governor should make his own decisions about running his
Speaker 1: own life. I only ask that he and his oak
Speaker 1: would stop telling the rest of us how to run ours.
Speaker 1: Tom mchae in talk, get that guy on the show,
Speaker 1: all right, Chris, Look, you know what it is. I
Speaker 1: have a fever right now, and you know the only
Speaker 1: cure for my fever. There's only one cure. I need
Speaker 1: more New Jersey. Oh hey, Murphy, how are you doing.
Speaker 1: You're having your family in the meantime you're having all
Speaker 1: kinds of other bulls. No, No, I'm not drunk. It's
Speaker 1: a matter of fact. You can golf. How's that? You
Speaker 1: know why I don't need a mask because you're ain't
Speaker 1: he No, he doesn't like your freak. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Come on, we got an email. Chris got a little
Speaker 1: pushback on the Turkey, a little pushback. Everybody knew I
Speaker 1: was right. I went off on thanks you for the
Speaker 1: best week. But dear doctors show gun Steele, but you've
Speaker 1: never had my grandmother's dot dot dot. Yeah, turkey sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm glad someone said it. Honestly, it needed to be said,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you took the bullet. You know you're
Speaker 1: gonna be wrong about something sometime, and but we'll all
Speaker 1: be here to pounce when you do. Keep telling awesome
Speaker 1: history stories. Love the show. And then he sides off
Speaker 1: with the PS. Get this, Chris? Did you type this
Speaker 1: in PS? Will you do a Hanaka special this year?
Speaker 1: For Jewish producer? Chris? I don't even when do you
Speaker 1: people celebrate Hanaka? Tell me it doesn't overlap with our day?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't think it does this year?
Speaker 1: It's not at the same time every year? When is it?
Speaker 1: Pick some dates? You people? What's wrong with you? Dagne
Speaker 1: religions thousands of years old? You can't pick a dag
Speaker 1: On date for your holiday? In all seriousness, what do
Speaker 1: you What are you people celebrating on holiday that you
Speaker 1: didn't kill Jesus when he was born or what? All
Speaker 1: the eight days all represent different things. I forgot it.
Speaker 1: Take days now correct me if I'm wrong. You guys
Speaker 1: do get a new gift every day, and aren't they
Speaker 1: supposed to go up in value or up in quality
Speaker 1: or something like that. I have that right. All the
Speaker 1: gifts reflect learning. Oh that sucks. Christ says, why do
Speaker 1: you think Jews are so smart? You know what we're
Speaker 1: done here? All right? We got medal of honor Monday
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Speaker 1: unless somebody talks about them, still they fade away. People
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Speaker 1: they made that movie was Heartbreak Ridge, not Heartbreak Ridge.
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Speaker 1: at what someone did and mean, well, nobody's gonna believe that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, without further ado, the Great Gregory Pappy Boyington,
Speaker 1: United States Marine Corps for extraordinary heroism and valiant devotion
Speaker 1: to duty as commanding officer of the Marine Fighting Squadron
Speaker 1: two fourteen in action against enemy Japanese forces in the
Speaker 1: Central Solomon Islands area twelfth of September nineteen forty three
Speaker 1: the third of January nineteen forty four. Consistently outnumbered throughout
Speaker 1: the successive hazardous flights over heavily defended hostile territory, Major
Speaker 1: Boyington struck at the enemy with daring and courageous persistence,
Speaker 1: leaving his squadron into combat with the debt, with devastating
Speaker 1: results to Japanese shipping, shore installations and aerial forces. Resolute
Speaker 1: in his efforts to inflict crippling damage on the enemy,
Speaker 1: Major Boyington led a formation of twenty four fighters over
Speaker 1: at Keheli on the seventeenth of October and persistently circling
Speaker 1: the air drome where sixty hostile or aircraft were grounded,
Speaker 1: boldly challenged the Japanese to send up planes. Under his
Speaker 1: brilliant command, our fighters shot down twenty enemy craft in
Speaker 1: the ensuing action without the loss of a single ship.
Speaker 1: A superb airman, a determined fighter against overwhelming odds. Major
Speaker 1: Boyington personally destroyed twenty six of the many Japanese planes
Speaker 1: shot down by his squadron, and by his forceful leadership,
Speaker 1: developed the combat readinitis in his command, which was a
Speaker 1: distinctive factor and the Allied aerial achievements in this vitally
Speaker 1: strategic area. We don't talk enough about it because I
Speaker 1: wasn't a fighter, guy I was. I'm not a pilot.
Speaker 1: We don't talk enough about the bravery of pilots, especially
Speaker 1: during World War two era prejet. I mean it's just prejet.
Speaker 1: The Japanese actually developed some jets by the end of it,
Speaker 1: but prejet these guys, remember this, Remember this, the Eighth
Speaker 1: Air Force. They were the group that was bombing Germany.
Speaker 1: The Eighth Air Force lost more men than the entire
Speaker 1: United States Marine Corps in World War Two, the Marine
Speaker 1: Corps that was invading the Pacific Islands. These guys died,
Speaker 1: These guys burned to death in the air. These guys
Speaker 1: spent their final moments screaming to the ground in a
Speaker 1: plane that had been shot down. And it just takes
Speaker 1: a different I've known several of them, and I hate
Speaker 1: a lots of them because lots of them are cocky jerks.
Speaker 1: But they'd tell you I'm just kidding, But it's it's
Speaker 1: It takes a different breed to fly ten thousand, twenty
Speaker 1: thousand feet above the earth or higher and get in
Speaker 1: a fight. And no, there's a chance if your plane
Speaker 1: is disabled, you get to spend a minute, two minutes
Speaker 1: longer watching as the ground comes up to you. That
Speaker 1: is unique. And in World War Two, the Japanese, remember
Speaker 1: the Japanese. I want you to always remember this because
Speaker 1: it's always going to come into play. We do a
Speaker 1: bunch of stuff on the Japanese theater, the Pacific theater
Speaker 1: of World War Two. The Japanese were so great at
Speaker 1: so many of the frontline things, they just didn't have
Speaker 1: the resources to back them up and replenish them. Their
Speaker 1: navy was outstanding, Their torpedoes were awesome, their battleships were sweet,
Speaker 1: their aircraft carriers, their admirals were awesome. Their pilots were sweet.
Speaker 1: And the Japanese zeros their planes were awesome. The problem
Speaker 1: for Japan was they didn't have the materials to build more.
Speaker 1: They didn't have enough people in their country to produce
Speaker 1: more skilled pilots. Like when Pappy was fighting these guys,
Speaker 1: These Japanese pilots were the jit jack. They don't talk
Speaker 1: about it much, but part of the reason the Kama Cazees,
Speaker 1: those suicide pilots came around was because Japan ran out
Speaker 1: of good pilots who could do anything but just go
Speaker 1: kill themselves. And of course it's always sold us, just
Speaker 1: go through the work of the samurai. Son, appreciate you,
Speaker 1: here's a Shotasaki, have a good one, when really you're
Speaker 1: just sending the guy to die because you know he
Speaker 1: ain't gonna win a dog fight with American fighter pilots anyway,
Speaker 1: and our guys, our pilots were stupid, brave, absolutely stupid brave. Chris,
Speaker 1: do we have time to play the suggestion we got
Speaker 1: by voicemail? Go ahead and fire that up on, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just let it play. Hey, it's Leiah Ferguson again. You
Speaker 1: were talking about the word diarrhea, which I absolutely find disgusting.
Speaker 1: But I was afflicted with it after I had a
Speaker 1: transplant on a raygular basis. So whenever there were rumblings,
Speaker 1: I would say I either had abdominal issues or my
Speaker 1: guts are a mess. So that pretty much says at all,
Speaker 1: without going into super gross land, my guts are a mess.
Speaker 1: I like that one, Chris. That could mean so many things, right,
Speaker 1: you don't know, you know, it just may mean that
Speaker 1: it's rumbling or something. How would I describe Giardia? You
Speaker 1: don't want me to tell the Giardia story again, do you?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We don't have time today, just
Speaker 1: because all right, I'm gonna give you here's my commitment, Chris,
Speaker 1: write this down. If this does not happen tomorrow, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna owe everybody in apology. And you know I never
Speaker 1: ever ever apologize. I will tell my Giardia story tomorrow
Speaker 1: in full. I would tell it today, but we have
Speaker 1: this band author coming on. I have a couple other
Speaker 1: cool things I want to get to. I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell my g already a story tomorrow, all right, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: don't tell me about my guts are a mess. I've
Speaker 1: had parasites twice in the Marine Corps twice. You know,
Speaker 1: those jungle fighters speaking of the war in the Pacific.
Speaker 1: The guys all talked about this too, and it's just
Speaker 1: it's another one of those things. You can't. You can't
Speaker 1: put yourself in those shoes unless you've ever been there,
Speaker 1: or at least partially been there. They're fighting, and they're
Speaker 1: fighting the Japanese, and it's jungle fighting, and the jungle's
Speaker 1: missible anyway, and it's hot and it's raining and it's muddy,
Speaker 1: and it's look, jungle life sucks, okay, sucks. The environment
Speaker 1: itself can kill you. But one thing they talked about
Speaker 1: all the time, and all of them did, was their
Speaker 1: guts were all a mess. You just and we were
Speaker 1: the same way when we were in Thailand. You just can't.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not as if you're out there drinking
Speaker 1: out of a stagnant puddle. But no matter what, because
Speaker 1: it's the jungle stuff that you're not supposed to put
Speaker 1: in your body grows everywhere. It's everywhere. Yeah, the water
Speaker 1: was clean. Guess what that food you left out for
Speaker 1: five minutes all of a sudden got something on it
Speaker 1: or a fly landed on it. You didn't see her
Speaker 1: and that, and honestly, Chris is cringing, But that's the
Speaker 1: way it is, man's and it sucks. It's terrible, and
Speaker 1: you're starving, your grossed out. But you brushed the flyaway
Speaker 1: and down the hatchet goes and then out it comes.
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Speaker 1: crazy things, just things everyone in the history of the
Speaker 1: world has known to be true. Joining us now, Abigail Schreier.
Speaker 1: She is the author of Irreversible Damage, the transgender Craze,
Speaker 1: Seducing our Daughters. Abigail, first of all, thank you for
Speaker 1: coming on. Please describe your book for us before we
Speaker 1: get to everything that's happened with your book. Oh, my
Speaker 1: book's just about them. In the last decade, we'd have
Speaker 1: a sudden uptick in transensender identification among teenage girls. For
Speaker 1: most of history, you know, it was always We have
Speaker 1: one hundred year diagnostic history of gender dysphoria, the severe
Speaker 1: discomfort on one's biological sex. It was always overwhelmingly male,
Speaker 1: and it started in early childhood and then out of
Speaker 1: nowhere in this decade, all of a sudden, we had
Speaker 1: huge numbers of teenage girls coming out with their friends
Speaker 1: as transgender, demanding hormones and surgeries and getting them. So
Speaker 1: my book just looked at why. Okay, before we get
Speaker 1: to the why this rise, to explain to me, because
Speaker 1: I am obviously not a girl. Teenage girls are just
Speaker 1: like teenage boys. But everybody's insecure at that age. You're
Speaker 1: trying to fit in, figure out who you are, what
Speaker 1: you believe. That seems like such a monumental thing to
Speaker 1: do for anybody, even if look, even if I believed
Speaker 1: they were trending that way, who takes that step as
Speaker 1: a teenage girl? Teenage girls stress out over a pimple,
Speaker 1: Now they're going to turn into a dude? Why? Well, Well,
Speaker 1: teenage girls are a little different from teenage boys and
Speaker 1: in a lot of important ways, and one of them
Speaker 1: is they are very susceptible to these you know, social
Speaker 1: con pasians and peer contagions, especially the ones involved in
Speaker 1: self harm, anorexia, bulimia. You know, they tend to take
Speaker 1: on their friends pain and they sort of share with
Speaker 1: their friends a lot, and that's a good thing. They
Speaker 1: get very close. But they also sometimes talk themselves into
Speaker 1: you know, things like multiple personality disorder. We've seen and
Speaker 1: now they're talking themselves into this. They are, by the way,
Speaker 1: in genuine pain. We know that their mental health is
Speaker 1: the worst we've seen, you know, in terms of anxiety,
Speaker 1: depression and whatnot. So they're in genuine pain. But but
Speaker 1: unfortunately they've been given the allowance to self diagnose and
Speaker 1: then demand medication on that basis and to obtain it.
Speaker 1: What are we are we seeing anything consistent when it
Speaker 1: comes through the parents of young girls who make this decision.
Speaker 1: I asked this because I have so many parents who
Speaker 1: listen to the show. They email me all the time,
Speaker 1: and I know, right now somebody's waking up realizing, oh no,
Speaker 1: what if my kid turns into a trans Is there
Speaker 1: a consistent factor with a aranting Oh well? Um? So
Speaker 1: so most of the parents who call me, Um, they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't think this is right for their daughter. They're
Speaker 1: they're they're they're quite alarmed by it. And the reason
Speaker 1: is even though the parents who who I interviewed, I've interviewed,
Speaker 1: you know, I think almost five dozen for the book
Speaker 1: and many many more dozen since then. Is that is that? Um?
Speaker 1: You know, at first, they tend to be politically progressive,
Speaker 1: and they usually went along with a certain amount of
Speaker 1: you know, experimentation with hair and clothing and even sometimes
Speaker 1: pronouns and new name and whatnot. Um, they would just
Speaker 1: avoid this subject. But but but they when they when
Speaker 1: the daughter started pushing for irreversible medical interventions, that's when
Speaker 1: parents got very very alarmed. And um, and with good reason.
Speaker 1: I mean, a lot of the the the testosterone is
Speaker 1: extremely you know, it's a Schedule three controlled substance and
Speaker 1: it does you know, very significant things to the body
Speaker 1: that can't be undone. Okay, I go society wise, I
Speaker 1: do feel like and I'm glad you brought it up
Speaker 1: the last ten years because that's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: It feels like this came out of nowhere. It really
Speaker 1: feels like it came out of nowhere and got so
Speaker 1: much steam. How why where did this come? It feels
Speaker 1: like it came from space. You know. I think that's
Speaker 1: a certain amount of you know, it's so interesting. Conservatives
Speaker 1: haven't been fighting so well on the cultural battles, as
Speaker 1: we all know, right, So how did things happen? Things
Speaker 1: happened by you know, in some ways, and by the way,
Speaker 1: Liberals are on the side against this as well. Anytime
Speaker 1: I talk to liberals, they're horrified. Parents are really unified
Speaker 1: on this, but they're not working together. So a lot
Speaker 1: of the medical accreditation standards all changed. All the major
Speaker 1: medical organizations now adopted affirmative care. That that is that
Speaker 1: they have to agree with the patient's self diagnosis. On
Speaker 1: the US, we allowed the medical age of medical content
Speaker 1: to you know drop in many states. Washington it just
Speaker 1: recently became thirteen, So you're entitled to mental health care,
Speaker 1: which of course includes care for this at thirteen in
Speaker 1: Washington state. In Oregon it is fifteen. These girls can
Speaker 1: go out and get and walk out with testosterone without
Speaker 1: their parents' permission, without even a therapist note. And we
Speaker 1: sort of allowed battle after battle to be one on
Speaker 1: really important issues that we decided we just weren't going
Speaker 1: to get involved in or weren't going to worry about.
Speaker 1: But they were gradually moving the you know, moving the
Speaker 1: goalposts over, you know, frankly, what was acceptable medical care
Speaker 1: and what was serious you know, medical care that's even
Speaker 1: being overseen and and right now it's a wild West
Speaker 1: out there when it comes to trans medicine and they're
Speaker 1: not getting good care. Tell me what you're facing censorship
Speaker 1: wise now for this book. You know what, it's endless.
Speaker 1: So um so Target obviously pulled my book Target dot
Speaker 1: com in response to I think you know, one or
Speaker 1: two Twitter users literally that's all it took. They called
Speaker 1: accuse me a transphobian. The book vanished. Of course, it's
Speaker 1: important to remember that, you know, there are only a
Speaker 1: few retailers today and everyone's stuck inside with the band pandemic,
Speaker 1: so it's very easy to make books vanished today. Um
Speaker 1: you know, most recently, I didn't interview actually over a
Speaker 1: year ago, I didn't interview when I was still writing
Speaker 1: the book with Canda's owns about the whole issue, and
Speaker 1: it was just pulled off of YouTube. YouTube just disappeared it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, this is what's happening, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: things are just disappearing. And then sort of the mechanism
Speaker 1: seems to be the big tech firms and they are
Speaker 1: able to prevent what the American public can read about
Speaker 1: or learn about grief. Abigail tell people where they can
Speaker 1: get ecause I do think this is an important book
Speaker 1: for people to realize what being pushed out there and
Speaker 1: how widespread it is. Where can you get the book? Amazon?
Speaker 1: Amazon's a great place to buy it Amazon dot com.
Speaker 1: The book is called Irreversible Damage the transgender Craze. Now
Speaker 1: you say all, well, not all parents obviously, but parents
Speaker 1: on both sides are widely against it. Are you hopeful
Speaker 1: there will be a pushback or do you think that
Speaker 1: there's so much shame out there and pushing back that
Speaker 1: we're just toast. There's a potential for it, but it's
Speaker 1: very hard. The reason is is we now have a
Speaker 1: pipeline through the schools. The schools have been pushing gender
Speaker 1: ideology on kids as young as five in California for
Speaker 1: a while now, and they've been doing this across the country.
Speaker 1: Kids are getting gender confused at school essentially, but also
Speaker 1: therapists have completely undermined parents. Therapists will promise parents that
Speaker 1: they won't affirm, they won't agree, and then they do
Speaker 1: it behind their backs. So and teachers are hiding these identities.
Speaker 1: They're celebrating. You know, it's a NonStop sort of parade
Speaker 1: at school right now in which kids are really encouraged.
Speaker 1: If they want to have a special status at school,
Speaker 1: if they don't want to be just another you know,
Speaker 1: white kid, if they want to be an ally, they
Speaker 1: really should pick one of the things to come out as.
Speaker 1: And and unfortunately it's just it's just confusing a lot
Speaker 1: of kids. And look, if this were just about experimentation,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have written the book. But girls are young
Speaker 1: women are coming to great harm that they're very likely
Speaker 1: to regret. Oh man, I hope go buy this book. Abigail,
Speaker 1: thank you so much that without standing. Thank you. Take care,
Speaker 1: get your kids out of government schools. That's the bad news.
Speaker 1: The good news is this, Chris, we are going to have.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's gonna suck for four years, but
Speaker 1: four years of some of the most hilarious stuff you
Speaker 1: can possibly imagine. I hope he hangs one. Don't be
Speaker 1: such a pessimist, Chris says. Nine months. I have debated
Speaker 1: doing a poll on the show how long we'll think
Speaker 1: he lasts, But then I thought that was probably a
Speaker 1: little dark. All Right, we're gonna get to a good email.
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Speaker 1: about what the Governor's about, what the immediate needs are.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna we're gonna impose the We're gonna enforce the
Speaker 1: excuse me, employ the Defense Reconstructive Actor to be able
Speaker 1: to go out there and dictate companies build and do
Speaker 1: following things. We need much more testing, we need much
Speaker 1: more masking. I mean that's more. We need gloves. I
Speaker 1: asked them east to go and ask the National Government Association,
Speaker 1: through the Governor Cuomo and the ones on the line,
Speaker 1: to let us know what their shortages are. Well, at
Speaker 1: least we cleared that up. Look on the bright side,
Speaker 1: it's going to be a hilarious four years, Absolutely hilarious,
Speaker 1: it is. I understand. There's gonna be a it's it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a struggle. I'm being nice here. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be a struggle. But look on the bright side, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have press conference after press conference after press conference
Speaker 1: like that. We will. He's not doing well. It is
Speaker 1: still it is still amazing, isn't it? Though? Setting aside
Speaker 1: the fraud, how much of it whatever, it was half
Speaker 1: the country half the country picked a guy with dementia
Speaker 1: over the guy they thought was rude. Think about what
Speaker 1: that says as a whole of Americans. I would rather
Speaker 1: have a guy whose brain is melted into cottage cheese,
Speaker 1: then I would some guy who says uncomfortable things on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Think about what that said. Email more Thanksgiving pushback. This
Speaker 1: was the best argument I got. I got a bunch
Speaker 1: of argument Thanksgiving food pushback because it blows and you're
Speaker 1: all still eating it anyway, But this one was showgun
Speaker 1: jarhead Maximus regarding your Thanksgiving food? Why does the Marine
Speaker 1: Corps stick to silly traditions? From trained to love CHESTI
Speaker 1: like a god to most of our cadence. Jogs sung
Speaker 1: about the lost studs on faraway shores? Why do you
Speaker 1: remember heroes on Metal of Honor Monday? To keep their
Speaker 1: names alive? That was his argument. My theory, when families
Speaker 1: get together it invites old memories and stories about the past.
Speaker 1: We're spoiled by Facebook and catching up with everyone, but
Speaker 1: real life interactions and funny memories are helped by traditional
Speaker 1: foods and smells brings back real feelings. With old foods,
Speaker 1: moms can pass recipes to their daughters. Daughters can try
Speaker 1: to impress their version of their grandma, mom and kids.
Speaker 1: Otherwise we're meeting in Applebee's Love You a Handsome Devil.
Speaker 1: This is from Travis in Alabama. On Travis said it
Speaker 1: was okay to use his name, which is the only
Speaker 1: reason I did. Okay, that's fair. We've constantly run into
Speaker 1: this on the show. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot
Speaker 1: com is the email Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.
Speaker 1: We constantly have run into my coldheartedness butting up against
Speaker 1: those of you with feelings. I just don't have any
Speaker 1: use for traditions because I wasn't raised that way. So
Speaker 1: many of you were in my family. I've told you
Speaker 1: this story before. I'm not making this up. I got
Speaker 1: a phone call from my father once two or three
Speaker 1: days I forget what the number was, two or three
Speaker 1: days through my birthday to wish me a happy birthday
Speaker 1: and ask me if I wanted anything now. And look,
Speaker 1: it's not like I was wounded emotionally, That's just how
Speaker 1: I was raised. It was, Oh, you know, actually I
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind. I think I asked for a CD or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to get that CD. H sure, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got it. It's not as if he was being mean either.
Speaker 1: That's just how I was raised. That's how things were
Speaker 1: in my family. And it's not as if we didn't
Speaker 1: sit down for Thanksgiving, but we'd sit down for Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: and eventually my family were very a very practical bunch.
Speaker 1: I guess you would call it. That's why my wife
Speaker 1: says I'm a very bad gift giver because I don't
Speaker 1: give gifts with emotion. I give gifts that I think
Speaker 1: you can use. I gave my wife. I've told this
Speaker 1: story before. My wife's always cold, and when she gets
Speaker 1: out of the shower, like every other woman, there's ten
Speaker 1: thousand different body dreams and everything else they go on there.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you women do it, but she's
Speaker 1: always cold. She's even colder when she gets out of
Speaker 1: the shower, and then she's putting on all these creams
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, it's too cold. So one year
Speaker 1: I bought her a lotion warmer. I thought it was
Speaker 1: a great gift. Why not, you're always cold. Here's something.
Speaker 1: She opened it up and burst out laughing. As she
Speaker 1: opened it up. She thought I was joking. I said,
Speaker 1: what that's a sweet gift, and she calmly explained to me,
Speaker 1: you don't give things that people practically need or that
Speaker 1: you think they practically need, especially women. You're supposed to
Speaker 1: give things that are emotional. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: do that, and therefore things like Thanksgiving traditions. If I
Speaker 1: got together with a bunch of family, cool, I'm glad
Speaker 1: to see him. That's awesome. I'm glad we're hanging out.
Speaker 1: Can we eat something good too, please? I can eat
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Speaker 1: I'm not drunks. As a matter of fact, you can
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Speaker 1: a mask because you're Yeah. No, he doesn't like your break.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Come on the most new Jersey clip ever. Gosh,
Speaker 1: that was great. What a fun show. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: a fun show tomorrow. You know what's wild, Chris, I
Speaker 1: feel like a leftist. Tomorrow's my last show this week.
Speaker 1: We got BK filling in for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. I
Speaker 1: have some super important celebrity stuff to do for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm just hanging out with my family.
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