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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important.

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Speaker 2: It's a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we.

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Speaker 3: Only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the

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Speaker 3: fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about double

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Speaker 3: fisted Chicago hid.

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Speaker 4: Chob Oh my lord, we're back again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I like this first cut of the diarrhea track.

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Speaker 1: But maybe you had a couple of jingles in there.

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Speaker 5: We gotta start talking about, like lactating tits more often

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Speaker 5: or something.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, start your engines. M m m m

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Speaker 1: m m ming ming m ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming.

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Speaker 5: Wow, the cause of diarrhea?

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Speaker 1: It could be what's in those little round plastic things.

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Speaker 1: Oh baby, but we can cut the balls music down.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that was incredibly.

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Speaker 1: I will say that that's the best hype music.

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Speaker 4: It really is that good.

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Speaker 1: My God really is flowing. It's actually too loud.

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Speaker 3: My watch is saying it's too loud, guys. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're in a loud environment. According to Steve Jobs ghost.

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Speaker 1: Oh your watch said it's too loud.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it tells you that a bit.

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Speaker 1: People know what I'm talking about. Steve Jobs Ghosts bitch

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Speaker 1: me very tough. Okay, So when you go to like

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Speaker 1: a concert. Is it like, just go home.

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Speaker 2: When I go to a concert. I don't really go

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Speaker 2: to concerts.

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Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, Oh man, bro, I got a lot.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing in that in this? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: No, this was a bad choice, really really bad choice.

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Speaker 1: Not hot.

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Speaker 4: I might pass out. I might pass out.

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Speaker 1: All right? We went, We got and saw Durs' childhood

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Speaker 1: home today. It was we did, we did. We did

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Speaker 1: Illinois today.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I thought it was so far the way you

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Speaker 5: explained it, You're like, it's a suburb. It's like not

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Speaker 5: in Chicago. It took us like fifteen minutes to get there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not far.

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Speaker 5: That's kind of like you're basically Kanye dude. You're like

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Speaker 5: in you.

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Speaker 2: Are chance, I'm like, not Kanye exactly.

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Speaker 1: You're exactly like Kanye dude. Hold on a second. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I know you.

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Speaker 5: You're exactly like Kanye, same views on everything.

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Speaker 1: Wow, dude, if I know anything about.

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Speaker 2: Why am I drinking but light?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Cover?

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Speaker 1: I don't trust it.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they went to my folks house today. Yeah, sat

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Speaker 2: in the living room.

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Speaker 4: It was lovely.

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Speaker 5: I don't know where they are, but your parents are here,

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Speaker 5: which I'm so sorry. Yeah, but I'm so Phil and Cherry.

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Speaker 5: We're going to talk about Buttholes soon.

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Speaker 1: Well lot, I thought we were gonna be We're gonna

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Speaker 1: be so chill. Yeah. I thought we're gonna be different

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Speaker 1: tonight because his parents are here. Yeah. No, we're not, dude,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. No, it was dope.

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Speaker 1: We hit a Buffalo Joe's.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, actually.

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Speaker 1: We saw dude.

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Speaker 2: This is kind of funny.

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Speaker 1: We saw dude.

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Speaker 2: I went to high school with her. Now lives on

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Speaker 2: my parents' block, and I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, yo, what up?

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Speaker 3: And he's like hey, and I go, uh, I'm taking

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Speaker 3: the guys to Buffalo Joe's.

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Speaker 2: And as we like pull away, they just hear like

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Speaker 2: get suicide.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the flavoring wings. We later found out. But I

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Speaker 5: thought he was just telling drs to kill himself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought he was just like, kill yourself.

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Speaker 4: He's like, there's my buddy, Tom.

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Speaker 1: We never liked you around here, that's partially true.

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Speaker 5: And now you pull up in an uber black like

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Speaker 5: a big shot, stuffed to the brim with dudes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, packed with tons of dude farts.

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Speaker 7: One dude sitting on the war Yeah, one dude's on

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Speaker 7: the floor because there's too many people.

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Speaker 3: In this fucking man that took him by the high

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Speaker 3: school and they had never seen a high school that

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Speaker 3: big before.

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Speaker 1: Dude, your high school looked like a fucking college.

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Speaker 3: Dude, my high schools so big, these high schools in

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Speaker 3: San I love talking about it at forty two.

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Speaker 1: I bet it felt bigger when you were a kid.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, it did. I knew it.

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Speaker 8: I knew it.

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Speaker 1: Well, it is huge. I mean for it. Have you

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Speaker 1: guys seen Evanston Township High School? Okay, fucking is it big? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It is. It's very big.

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Speaker 2: We can turn this into forty five minutes. I promise you.

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Speaker 5: Wild kids, hey wig, all right, bad name for a school,

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Speaker 5: The wild Kids.

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Speaker 4: Dude, baseball.

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Speaker 5: I know where you're coming. I hope I get stabbed

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Speaker 5: in that. Yeah, I'm like wild kids. Motherfucker.

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Speaker 4: Where the six.

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Speaker 9: We're the second show into our tour and Adam already

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Speaker 9: gets stabbed outside.

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Speaker 1: For high saster. Hey, remember what you said about them kids?

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Speaker 1: Get that motherfucker. Man.

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Speaker 7: Seeing that thing on your head right now is having

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Speaker 7: flash I'm having flashbacks to when we filmed and you

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Speaker 7: were like in pain riding that bicycle.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, it's legit super hard. It's like they're like

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Speaker 1: real teeth. Can you hear that? We can't really hear it.

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Speaker 1: I can't hear it.

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Speaker 2: But when he hits it, it makes a little.

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Speaker 1: It kind of hits me in the back of the

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Speaker 1: head and like makes me bleed a little.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cool. That's what the buzzballs are for. Take

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Speaker 4: the pain away, physical and emotional.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a little bummed because like that, we made

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Speaker 5: that ship up with the bear coat.

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Speaker 1: That was our ship. Ye. Now Taylor Swift wears the

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Speaker 1: bear coat.

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Speaker 9: Now you're gonna get stabbed by Taylor Swift fans.

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Speaker 1: Don't be careful Swift. I'm saying, no, I love Taylor Swift. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we all, we all, we all off t Swift. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, maybe she should chow some love if she's

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Speaker 1: wearing arbarica.

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Speaker 2: Name five Taylor Swift songs.

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Speaker 1: Where she's a bad guys. Five, that's five. That's five?

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Speaker 1: Is that her you're.

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Speaker 5: Getting one's bitch, don't do not stop the music. Wait

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Speaker 5: one where she's like.

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Speaker 1: I'm a slave for you, Swift ante.

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Speaker 5: Then one where she's talking she's wearing like a fuzzy

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Speaker 5: head and saying virtual insanity. Oh, that's an old T

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Speaker 5: Swift song. And then the fifth one was I saw

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Speaker 5: the sign some of my favorite T Swift fans songs.

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Speaker 1: Did it open eyes? I saw it. I think you

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Speaker 1: were referencing Jamiroquai. Is that what you were thinking? The

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Speaker 1: last one? Yeah, and then be for that it was thing. Wait,

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Speaker 1: the first four weren't hurt.

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Speaker 9: My radar went off when you said the fuzzy hat.

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Speaker 9: I'm like, that's Jamiroquai, but I don't. The rest weren't hurt.

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Speaker 1: So it's really good to be here in Chicago.

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Speaker 5: No Blake, the rest weren't heard, dog, dude, I didn't

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Speaker 5: know that.

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Speaker 1: Dude. I literally said, please don't stop the music, which

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Speaker 1: is a h honesty.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's which I sang in the first Pitch Perfect movie.

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Speaker 1: And and what did that sound like?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: You want to see it. I want to try and

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Speaker 1: keep talking about it. You want to see it, might

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Speaker 1: as well show to him. Please don't stop the music.

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Speaker 5: This is just like day he's going, I'm making my way.

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Speaker 5: He just starts throwing him about him movement check this

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Speaker 5: stress away a simple malletsh You can.

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Speaker 3: Just be sitting around eating lunch and he'll break it

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Speaker 7: Hey, hey, you know what Adam and everybody in the

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Speaker 7: balcony see with this guy's eyes.

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Speaker 1: Yet, sex.

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Speaker 5: Sexy guys always have a ton of ship in their mustache.

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Speaker 1: Clean it up.

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Speaker 3: The fact that you didn't go to a huge high

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Speaker 3: school and you still have that swag is crazy to me.

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Speaker 5: To me, you know, I like, I have like a

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Speaker 5: TikTok burner account so I can check out what like

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Speaker 5: the teens are up.

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Speaker 1: To and go ahead, I followed your suit. You had one.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm not gonna admit it in front of people.

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Speaker 1: Hey, dude, right now, you got to hit the grandma. No,

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Speaker 1: you got to hit oh yeah, the bitch.

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Speaker 9: Oh well you know that will take me a really

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Speaker 9: long time. Yeah, no, that's gonna take a while.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you're saying about cool about sexy dudes. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: on TikTok, I would I think we could pull that off.

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Speaker 5: Have you seen the tiktoks where it's just like a

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Speaker 5: bunch of guy with like floppy hair like this, and

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Speaker 5: then they just do this in the camera.

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Speaker 1: They just got.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, this is what kids think are sexy.

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Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, to me, it's super sexual. It's sexual. It's

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Speaker 1: super sexual.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if that would have flown at my

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Speaker 5: high school there's like two thousand kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably not then.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's the difference of generation.

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Speaker 5: I think like nowadays, you just have to have fluffy hair.

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Speaker 1: You got to be really hot.

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Speaker 5: Immediately, those kids are really hot.

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Speaker 9: Wait, what is flufy? Because that triggered me.

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Speaker 1: At them when.

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Speaker 4: I hear fluffy hair, that's what I was.

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Speaker 1: You found the Oh yeah, the bitch button yet or.

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Speaker 9: Oh sorry, well hair, you know I I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the bitch where We're gonna just.

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Speaker 1: Chill and wait for this. It's all right, just kill

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Speaker 1: some time.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the bitch there we go, all right, here

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Speaker 4: he goes. I think he's No, I didn't find it. No,

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Speaker 4: I can't find it. I think I lost it on

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Speaker 4: the flight.

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Speaker 1: So we've been having fun.

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Speaker 5: This is only the second date of our little tour

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Speaker 5: that we're going on. We're gonna go to like twenty

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Speaker 5: nine cities. Yeah, thank you, which is uh, you know,

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Speaker 5: fucking absurd. Basically, we're on strikes. We're like, let's go

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Speaker 5: to every city in America. Uh except for Florida. Fuck Florida.

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Speaker 1: Oh ship nobody here likes Florida?

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Speaker 5: Right wait, don't you guys to retire there and we're

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Speaker 5: recording this and they're gonna hear it it's right here,

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Speaker 5: And I'm sorry, I know we have fans in Florida.

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Speaker 1: They're the good ones. What are you doing now? But

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Speaker 1: funk that rest of that unless we do decide to go.

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Speaker 4: This is this is the third person who's gonna stab you. Outside.

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Speaker 9: You're getting stabbed by a wild kit, a swiftie and

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Speaker 9: a flow d.

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Speaker 1: Apple bottomed jeans. How is it with the is flow

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Speaker 1: rider still? How is he? I don't know. I haven't

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Speaker 1: talked to him in a while. It's been a minute.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, uh well, Admittedly, when I first saw like

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Speaker 5: his back tattoo, it says flow hyphen ryder.

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Speaker 1: I think that's the right use of hyphen is a yours. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I was like, this guy is a fucking genius, right

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Speaker 5: because it says Florida.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit?

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Speaker 4: Oh ship wait what shut up?

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Speaker 1: Shut up? You haven't follow neither of you can be

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Speaker 2: There you go?

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Speaker 9: like sizzling. It's like scrambling from take.

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Speaker 1: Take it off. Blake taking it off. Yeah, just hit brother.

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Speaker 1: You guys need a hand? Do you need a hand? Dude?

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Speaker 1: They want to see it? You got it? Yeah? I

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Speaker 2: He looks like that bear that went viral the other day.

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Speaker 1: It's an agent the bent over.

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Speaker 5: Oh shit, I don't know that he needed to but

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Speaker 5: thank you, thank you Blake.

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Speaker 1: Now now I don't know. I don't know what's going

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Speaker 1: on now. Oh yeah, bitch and durs. Oh and he

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Speaker 1: found it and there's Are you now bombed that your

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Speaker 2: I mean, it all checks out. Look at this guy.

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Speaker 1: Shall feel free to claim your prize. He's right here.

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Speaker 3: You know what, don't please, it'll just get confusing for

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Speaker 1: Whoa Blake was the grandpa? Blake was a grandpa?

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Speaker 3: We're crossing all the Yeah, Blake's the grandpa, the step grandpa.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. That's cool, that's excellent. Who's this guy?

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Speaker 5: I feel like you were born to be a step grandpa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you would be great at that. So fun, dude.

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Speaker 4: You don't meet a lot of like new step grandpa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't meet a lot of them.

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Speaker 2: No, my kids already happen Grandpa they do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Is he as cool as Blake?

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Speaker 7: Or should we because yeah, because step stepdad is step grandpa, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people have step grandpa's right.

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Speaker 5: But they're not as cool as people have them. But

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Speaker 5: they're not as young and cool as Blake. That's what

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we needed nor allies as fuck. Basically,

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Speaker 5: Dating seventy year plus year old women, fucking fucking.

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Speaker 1: I like it. We'll do it.

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Speaker 4: Nice.

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Speaker 1: Wow, we've done one show.

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Speaker 2: We were in Boston a couple of nights ago.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna say fuck Boston now?

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Speaker 4: And fine, go for it, Adam.

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Speaker 5: Well no, Basically the trick when you go on tours

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so Boston even though we did have a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've lost my voice already.

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Speaker 1: One show and yeah, you do you have the buttons?

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Speaker 1: We do that?

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Speaker 4: Which one?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah? The bitch? Oh yeah, the bitch. Dude.

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Speaker 5: You can't call yourself the chairman of the board and

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Speaker 5: then not be ready to the wheelchair of the board.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, say that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'll give you points for that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know are putting me to task today, Jesus

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Speaker 1: fuck Blake, Blake, brother, look at me, dude. I love

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Speaker 1: you man. Thanks, I love you. I know you need

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Speaker 1: this right now. I love you, brother, Thank you.

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Speaker 7: I appreciate that the bitches have found Yeah, the bitches

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just check in, make sure you're good, all right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel bitches are cool now. All right, assholes, do

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Speaker 1: your thing. Go ahead and do your thing. We were

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Speaker 1: doing it. I just needed to pause for a memento.

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Speaker 1: And do you think I ordered food?

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Speaker 5: Are our manager's last name is horn but with an

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Speaker 5: e and uh h O r n E confusing? And yeah,

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Speaker 5: so I ordered some food and we're staying at a

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Speaker 5: nice hotel.

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Speaker 2: Well they but they won't know which double tree we're.

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Speaker 1: At with them hot cookies when you check in?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, boy, and uh, I ordered some food and they

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Speaker 5: dropped it off and they go, thank you, mister Horney Hornet.

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Speaker 1: That is so excellent. Do I look like a Frenchman?

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Speaker 1: That's kind of tight?

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Speaker 2: Is that what language you think that comes from?

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Speaker 7: You?

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Speaker 1: Just as is French?

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Speaker 7: I don't think that sounds French at all. Cournee, Well,

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Speaker 7: I guess gourmet. That's kind of French.

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Speaker 1: Is it is gourmet French? I don't know, but y'all

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Speaker 5: I don't know what I think it is, like, it's

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Speaker 5: not a real French it's not a real French word.

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Speaker 7: Corrected, I said gourmet. Dude, I think that's French. I

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Speaker 7: corrected myself. How did you pull that fast?

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Speaker 1: Huh? How did you pull gourmet fast? I don't like that.

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Speaker 5: That's when you think of a French word, you just

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Speaker 5: think of an English word.

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Speaker 1: But well, that's what i'm that's what I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's yeah, does it? This is interesting? Where does it

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Speaker 1: arived from? I don't know where gourmet comes from? A cool?

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Speaker 1: Does anybody know?

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Speaker 9: Does anybody know where the word gour may come from?

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Speaker 1: I'm worried they're as dumb as we are. It's France,

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Speaker 1: it's French. It's French.

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Speaker 3: This mouse, this mouse just said it's French. Rattitu rat French,

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Speaker 3: thank you whiskers see so adam boom, dude, it's French.

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Speaker 4: Nice dude?

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Speaker 1: Why are you being such an asshole. I just had

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Speaker 1: to try the asshole on, you know, I just see

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Speaker 1: what it felt like. Local asshole, try on the asshole.

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Speaker 7: I need to see how the asshole felt Hey.

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Speaker 1: Pause, spam, that's a pause.

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Speaker 9: No, I'm just trying to say cool ship. Now, like

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Speaker 9: how we're starting to say, like, say less and ship.

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Speaker 1: Oh I said pause fam. We are trying to like

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Speaker 1: up our like cool hip lingo. So we are saying

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Speaker 1: say less a lot more lest which is cool and hip?

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Speaker 1: Is that what say less is? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Say less, bro, that's cool to say less.

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Speaker 1: It is cool. It's undeniably cool. Okay, all right, I'm what's.

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Speaker 3: Not it's what it's untimely cool, undeniably it's a three

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Speaker 3: silver word.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 5: And basically for those of you that much like me.

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Speaker 5: Up until a few weeks ago, I had never heard it. Uh,

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Speaker 5: it just means like, yo, shut the fuck up, you bitch.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think it means it goes without saying ah,

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Speaker 3: say less okay, exactly right. And it's really cool to

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Speaker 3: like say it loud at airport so people hear us

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Speaker 3: and they're like, look at those cool guys go on

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Speaker 3: that plane.

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Speaker 1: It's just a screaming say less to each other.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, hey, do you want to water from

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Speaker 5: the Hudson News.

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Speaker 7: Doesn't think they're cool, but they are so joogy.

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Speaker 4: No, we'll just do anything for clout.

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Speaker 1: There you go. We know that about you, Blake.

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Speaker 3: Even knowing the word clout seems kind of fucking say less.

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Speaker 9: Cloud is sick, dude. I want so much clout. I

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Speaker 9: want clout injected.

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Speaker 1: Into my bank. I wish someone had a skateboard here

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Speaker 1: right now to see you, Alie. That's what I wish

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Speaker 1: we had right now, Blake. No hold up, pull up, Blake.

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Speaker 1: I bet you Blake could pull a Olie out. I

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Speaker 1: don't think I could.

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Speaker 4: No, probably not, yeah, not on a carpet at least.

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Speaker 3: Isn't it like way easier? It's like it doesn't roll away,

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Speaker 3: you bitch?

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Speaker 9: But I remember, Hey, how do I say this in

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Speaker 9: the nicest way possible?

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Speaker 1: Durs say less?

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Speaker 3: Too much build up for me leaned into. In fact,

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Speaker 1: Fuckuck. You know, you should say least leave them alone.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say what I want to say, stay less, though,

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Speaker 3: I'll say last than I want to say, least say

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Speaker 7: Of things though, that's the amount of things. Okay, we're just.

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Speaker 1: Kind of we're gonna ring this one out. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, where did we go last night? We

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Speaker 5: went to a cool bar here in Chicago last night?

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Speaker 2: Was it the We got dinner at the like Chicago

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Speaker 2: Athletic Club.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: We showed up with like headbands and like running shoes.

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Speaker 1: We were ready to play some racquetball.

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Speaker 3: And we were, uh, we ate dinner and then we

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we were definitely sipping on mallor.

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Speaker 1: Oh they got a couple of disua.

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Speaker 9: Wait wait, you guys sip mallort or. But it looks

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Speaker 2: Is that they shoot it into their veins? So here's

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Speaker 3: Malort wasn't really a thing when I was living in

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Speaker 2: Which is a fun thing that people in LA don't know.

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Speaker 1: Or a new tradition that someone.

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Speaker 2: Everyone who just said no is under thirty five?

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Speaker 1: What is it? Though? What is it? Though?

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Speaker 3: I'm not drinking, it's like a liqueur and everyone says

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Speaker 3: it's like the grosses what.

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Speaker 1: So it's a liquid?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, so every time the last few times I've

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Speaker 5: pre pandemic. So it was like ten years ago. But

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Speaker 5: the last time I was here, people like, you have

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Speaker 5: to drink malort, you have to have some and uh

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Speaker 5: not great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, what tasty treat is this?

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Speaker 5: And I think it's like I think it's like Chicago

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Speaker 5: winds being look at this motherfucker? Is it an la motherfucker?

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Speaker 5: And at that time, you didn't even have a dope

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Speaker 1: And then they give me this drink. I was like,

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Speaker 2: Also doesn't taste as bad as people say either.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what side of the aisle are you on, dude?

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Speaker 9: Huh just a second ago, you were talking mad shit

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Speaker 9: on this my lord. You said it hasn't been in

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Speaker 9: these streets for long enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm correct.

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Speaker 3: And then somebody tried to tell me it's over sixty

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Speaker 3: mean I've been relevant the whole time.

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Speaker 1: It's it's new.

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Speaker 3: It's the say less of right now, and I'm very

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Speaker 3: excited for it. For the Chicago handshake.

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Speaker 2: The whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that shit is fire, it's not that bad.

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Speaker 2: Should we bring it out?

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Speaker 1: I would love to. I would love to smell it.

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Speaker 1: I'm finish right here with some cups.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, if we're about to be our manager Isaac,

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Speaker 5: if he comes out here wearing a shirt, you have

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00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 5: to boo him.

448
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: Okay, boot him.

449
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 7: Boot him, take off, take it off, take it off.

450
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,919
Speaker 1: Come on, man, give us a peak, give us a

451
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 1: peak at it.

452
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 3: Oh, so he's got pink nipples and professionally he's my manager.

453
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 2: Why should I know that? What has he done?

454
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 1: Dude? We've seen everything.

455
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 5: We've seen every cravas of that pasty white motherfucker's body.

456
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 4: He has some like really ginger features.

457
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all.

458
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 2: I'm like polar bear fur for chest, hair, cold on.

459
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 5: And what sucks is we obviously all want to see

460
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 5: it more more, Yes, but he won't show us, which

461
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,360
Speaker 5: sucks for us.

462
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: Well, he'll show us. He'll show us, don't you.

463
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 9: Okay, So we're pouring up the Lord some Jepson's.

464
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 7: Open it.

465
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 3: Okay, cheers and do people say oh my lord, like,

466
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 3: oh my lord?

467
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 4: Oh my lord.

468
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody. If no one has said the lordy, lordy,

469
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 1: we're almost forced. What does this mean?

470
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 7: It had Jepson's mallort has the aroma and full bodied

471
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 7: flavor of an unusual botanical.

472
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: The cause of diarrhea.

473
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,919
Speaker 6: The fun does that mean, aren't you?

474
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I think there's plants in this, you know,

475
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:42,439
Speaker 1: like a rotting vegetable. Yeah, yeah, that's what it smells like.

476
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: Taste is savored by two fisted drinkers.

477
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 4: Wait what, I don't know man?

478
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: For you guys, I mean the more you read about it,

479
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 1: the more I kind of like it. Yeah. Wait on

480
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: the bottle it says double fist this ship. That's just rough.

481
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: This is how we falls off the wagon. He hasn't

482
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: drink in like ten years. He's like, just chug it

483
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: just to see thing's gone.

484
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 8: Hey, Adam poor less, Hey, yes, I got to all right?

485
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: Very nice, very nice. You can have mine? Yep.

486
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 7: The cause of diary she filed for just in case

487
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 7: I did want to fall off the wagon tonight.

488
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: Guy, I kind of forgot immediately after. Is this how

489
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: it would be so funny?

490
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 5: I said that I was I was the worst friend

491
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 5: when you were getting sober because I forgot. For uh,

492
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 5: I still forgot. Yeah, it wasn't for ten years. I'm like, here,

493
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 5: do you want to chug this glass of vodka? And

494
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 5: you're like, no, no, I been.

495
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 1: Ten years, brother, I haven't had a drink. Weird.

496
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 5: Cheers to the Chicago Theater and all you guys, thanks

497
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 5: for coming out.

498
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: We're having a blast already. Yes she does rock. Oh

499
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: my god.

500
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 5: The botanicals, the rotten botanicals are for twisted drinkers.

501
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: Me, is it too fisted?

502
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 9: Because as soon as you drink it, you're just like.

503
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: A look at how that's what he felt. We all

504
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 1: know what he's doing.

505
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 9: I'm out here speaking my truth and trying to get

506
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 9: a little cloud out of this situation.

507
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: Bro O, damn, that ship is interesting. Yeah, describe it.

508
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: It's unusual. They say it right on the bottle.

509
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 5: They're like, you won't know how to explain it, right,

510
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 5: Like somehow if Jaegermeister was different and also worse but

511
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 5: maybe also better, right, it says that.

512
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, Actually, I think what that is is if you

513
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 9: only drink Jaegermeister and you piss into a toilet, that's

514
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 9: your urine.

515
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: Oh, that's the filtering process.

516
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 3: Lord is Yes, there, the man has to weigh three

517
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 3: hundred pounds.

518
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a big beefy boy.

519
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 3: A Willy Wonka's like chocolate factory where there's just umba

520
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 3: lumpas slamming jaegering into the river.

521
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the movie I would like to see.

522
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 3: Is like a hard r and Blake is Mikey Malort

523
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 3: and he's like, welcome.

524
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: He is crippled and then does a summersault. Wait. In

525
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: every bottle there's a golden shower. But in order to.

526
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 5: Open it's it's all with bottle caps. In order to

527
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 5: open it, he has to shove up his asshole.

528
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: He has to. He has to shove it up his asshole.

529
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, And this is the creative minds behind Workaholics.

530
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,239
Speaker 1: This is how we get there. This is how the

531
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: magic happened.

532
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 7: Uh, loose buttholethole, loose butthole.

533
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: That was the best.

534
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 5: Uh while shooting Workaholics, especially when we started. It was like,

535
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe the fifth, second or third episode

536
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 5: that we said tight butthole and how early on people

537
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 5: were just you're out in at the grocery store, find

538
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 5: some a rugala salad.

539
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and someone just just like tight butthole. Yeah,

540
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: it's fucked up, right.

541
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 3: It's like equally like endearing and like amazing and you

542
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,719
Speaker 3: feel and at the same time you're so embarrassed.

543
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: It's just hard. It's hard to explain to your parents

544
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: because when people did you, like crush your testicles? What

545
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: happened you? I did? I don't want to. Yeah, what

546
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: just happened, dude? I crushed right testicle? He was saying.

547
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 3: Right before we came out, He's like, these pants are

548
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 3: kind of fitting weird.

549
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.

550
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: So well, I'm fat as fuck now. I don't know

551
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: if you guys have noticed. Hey, come on, man, be

552
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: nice to you. Yeah, I weigh more than you.

553
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 7: Dude, you're just fat.

554
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: I can't stop. Your boobs are huge. No, durs has

555
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: the nice things in our crew. Let's not get it twisted.

556
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm not twisted. No, not twisted, dude.

557
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 7: When I used to hang out with my folks, they'd

558
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 7: be like, yo, where's the rate van?

559
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: Right, that's not very fun when you got like a

560
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: four and a two year old kicking away.

561
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 5: You're just holding two little kid's hands, and where's the rate?

562
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: Van?

563
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 7: Dude, did you show up in the rate van Bros

564
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 7: Parked outside?

565
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: Funny? Yeah, that's life. It's pretty funny. Back, I know

566
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: where's that side? Just now? All right, what are you

567
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: pissed about? Then?

568
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 4: I'm not drinking more malort?

569
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: Baby? Do you really want more? Are you just saying?

570
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: Are you just saying that?

571
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 4: Or I'll take a little more moment.

572
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 9: I wouldn't just say that because a bunch of people

573
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 9: that I want their freaking love are staring at me.

574
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 3: I just want to say, if you drink any more,

575
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 3: it's not gonna be a Chicago handshake anymore.

576
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: It's a Chicago hand job. Oh okay, double fisted Chicago

577
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: hand job. Well ZIGGI zagy o. Lord I'm a lord Lordy, Lordie.

578
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: It gets better, Lordy, Lordy. Dude.

579
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 3: When we go to the rainforest cafe after this, they're

580
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 3: kicking your ass out.

581
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: There's no doubt in my mind.

582
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 5: Dude, I do love that there is that the last

583
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 5: remainia forest cafe.

584
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: All the other rainforests have been cut down. Oh shit,

585
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: it's crazy.

586
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 5: We drove past a rainforest cafe here in Chicago and

587
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 5: I was like, whoa, I thought those died in like

588
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 5: nineteen ninety nine. Yeah, but evidently the Chicago land area

589
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 5: love some rainforest cafe.

590
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, it's I love calling us hose.

591
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: We're not hose it. We're married men, We're not hose.

592
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: I think they're saying it's closed. They turn into show

593
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: your chest guys. Okay, so it sucks. Why is it

594
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: still adorned with it's still very.

595
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 4: Ra Yeah, that's not fair.

596
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 9: They should definitely take the giant mushroom in like gorilla down.

597
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 3: After this, let's all go and tear the animals off

598
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 3: the rainforest.

599
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 5: Dude, that's how we all get arrested. Did you imagine

600
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,479
Speaker 5: they led like a gang of like four thousand people

601
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 5: to the old Rainforest Cafe and vandalized. They these are

602
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 5: freeing the animals.

603
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 9: They just blew through Mexican Independence Day and went straight

604
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 9: for the rainforest.

605
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: Cafes going off. Last night it was going on. I

606
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: was like, they're really independent.

607
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 9: Oh hell yeah, dude, But you know, to be honest,

608
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 9: I am a I'm a little peeved with Mexico right now.

609
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: Way whoa.

610
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 4: They're like cut his They're like cut his mike, cut

611
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 4: his mike.

612
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: This is it?

613
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 4: No, No, no, guys, hear no.

614
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I want to hear it. Yeah, me too.

615
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: Actually you went out of your way to say something.

616
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: That's good, But do your thing.

617
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 9: Bro, the fucking aliens they presented us a couple of

618
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 9: days ago.

619
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: What the fuck was that? What about that? Is that?

620
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: The dust thing? Is that the little paper mache?

621
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 7: That guy's sucking sick? What is the story between? I'm

622
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 7: just like, what's the story between?

623
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 9: I feel like the nations came together and they're like, Yo,

624
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 9: we're gonna do.

625
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: This sick ass alien roll out.

626
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 4: The United Nations stirs, what else?

627
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: Come on?

628
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 9: They're like, we're gonna do this sick little alien roll

629
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 9: out and like okay, US is like okay, we're gonna

630
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 9: We're gonna drop some footage and say like we didn't

631
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 9: know what that was.

632
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: And then Mexico's like, fuck it, we actually have bodies.

633
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 5: We have bodies, and so our algorithms are different. My

634
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 5: algorithm is mostly just teenagers fighting in high school bathrooms.

635
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: I swear. I look at my Instagram. It's just teenagers

636
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: fighting in bathrooms. Oh it's kind of tight. It is tight.

637
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 5: So you're saying that Mexico has an alien, does it

638
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 5: look like what we think is an alien.

639
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: It looks like a little dust dude.

640
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 3: That's like it looks like when Et was getting sniffed

641
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 3: by the raccoons.

642
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, dude, And they like it was like an

643
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 9: official presentation, like it was like this is these are aliens,

644
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 9: but this.

645
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: Is right after did it?

646
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 7: Wasn't there a hole like back and forth with aliens

647
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 7: like they're real a couple of months ago and now

648
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 7: they're not right or.

649
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 3: Like like Navy fighter pilots said, they hate you.

650
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 7: The ones that moved like around like that, they were like,

651
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 7: I don't know exactly how they moved, you know what

652
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 7: I mean.

653
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 5: And see, this is why I'm confused, why like CNN

654
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 5: or Fox News or whoever haven't contacted us to be

655
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 5: the new anchors.

656
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: Right because I saw something flying around like this.

657
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 5: Because the way we succinctly describe something, yeah, the way

658
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 5: that everyone could follow.

659
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 7: It's But then they said then they said, no, no aliens,

660
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 7: it's gone.

661
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: It's not real. It's not real. Band, that's not real,

662
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: it's real.

663
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 4: Sure, I got that one pretty quick.

664
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 7: And then Mexico came Mark Marting.

665
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 1: Stuff just finish.

666
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 7: So then Mexico said, here's a little dust dude, and

667
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 7: this is this is from another planet.

668
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 4: Yes, they said, this is like not of this earth.

669
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 3: Don't do that for him, that itch.

670
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: You want to see it, nobody. This is how he

671
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: breaks backs. Okay, that's all right. I'm just putting it there.

672
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you have to. It's just there.

673
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 5: I wonder how much, my lord, it would take you

674
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 5: to break your back again for this nice crowd.

675
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

676
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 5: See, that's what I'm talking about, because Blake does get

677
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 5: bullied into doing crazy things. I don't know if you

678
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 5: know this about him. He broke his back because a

679
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 5: bunch of teenagers.

680
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

681
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, the kids from Odd Future with the Creator and

682
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 5: all those kids.

683
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: Yes, they were children when we were partying with them

684
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: at our house. They were of age. They were of

685
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: age though well they.

686
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 5: Were like they were eighteen, nineteen seventeen, and were they seventeen?

687
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: They were That little little Taco was nine. I carried him.

688
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 5: And they were like dared Blake to jump off the

689
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 5: roof and he's like, I'll do it, and they're like, okay,

690
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 5: thirty year old man.

691
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 3: All kids are all still like cartilage, so they're like

692
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 3: they're invincible.

693
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, how did that go down? Like they were they

694
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 7: were like, hey, what happened Blake?

695
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh dude.

696
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 9: They were yelling at like there was another teenager on

697
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 9: the roof that was like I'm gonna do it. And

698
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 9: then he was like, oh, I have a whole future

699
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 9: ahead of me, not an odd one, a nice one

700
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 9: ahead of me. And he stepped away from the ledge

701
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 9: and I'll get myself yes, And he stepped away from

702
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 9: the ledge, and like the party was kind of like, oh,

703
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 9: that sucks.

704
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 1: We thought we were going to see.

705
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 5: Someone really let down that No one jumped off our

706
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 5: roof onto just the ground. It wasn't like into a pool,

707
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 5: well onto. It was like it could have been an epic,

708
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 5: like a real epic slam.

709
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: Well that's what I got.

710
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 9: I thought I was gonna like boom, shaka laca NBA,

711
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 9: jam a fucking ball through a table, But I just

712
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 9: went feet first.

713
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you forgot the shut vertebrae.

714
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 4: I wasn't heating up.

715
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: You forgot to heat up. Yeah, so can we do another?

716
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 1: Uh but yeah, b l's hell, Yeah, round a b

717
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: LS please and and please have your shirt off. Yeah.

718
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys could tell Blake's sideburns

719
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,720
Speaker 3: are Rainforest Cafe wet and his back.

720
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: Give me the shirt off your real quick, dude.

721
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, whoa, it's a fun it was the bear coat.

722
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 4: I'm telling you. It's bad.

723
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: It's like a fucking did he take your shirt off?

724
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: Funky ass warshack. I can't turn my head.

725
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, just really wet though. That's actually I might thank you, Isaac.

726
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 9: I might be dehydrated.

727
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, yeah, that must be it. It's dehydration. Hell yeah,

728
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: I said six beers before the show. Yes, fine, Tusha.

729
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 5: So when Blake jumped through the beer pong table, it

730
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 5: was a Comedy Central branded beer pong table that they

731
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 5: just wanted to work for the little between season one

732
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 5: of Workaholics. That's what the big perks. That's how people

733
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 5: get nice watches or cards when they have hit T

734
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 5: show TV show, we get one beer pong table.

735
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we were stoked.

736
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, actually we would have hated watches maybe, like,

737
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 5: what the fuck.

738
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 1: Are we gonna do with this? Right till I until time?

739
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. Yeah, it's true, dirts can't till time.

740
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: It's very weird.

741
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 2: I can now it's eight twenty seven, twenty eight.

742
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 1: Oh good job, I'm looking at it. There's a clock

743
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: right there, a little clock right there. Yeah, just for everybody.

744
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 1: And you didn't even look at the hands.

745
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I do have like I do keep it

746
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 3: like analog on my watch to like learn how just

747
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 3: to practice. But it's weird when my nine year old's like,

748
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 3: what time is it? And I'm like and he just

749
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 3: grabs my arm and I'm like, I was gonna know.

750
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 9: Is your water you said it like would go nuts

751
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 9: when it was like too loud?

752
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 4: Does it also say like, yo, you have my Lord

753
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 4: in your.

754
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 9: System like it should you have on the usual levels

755
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 9: of my Lord of coursing through your veins right now?

756
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:34,479
Speaker 1: My Lord? Oh, my Lord. The biggest my Lord fan. Yeah,

757
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 1: her name is Jessica mylort.

758
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 5: She's like, ah, no, it is good.

759
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: What was that one? Diarrhea? Diarrhea?

760
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: Why don't you just play all the diarrhea ones? Real

761
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 2: pick for my parents?

762
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, diarrhea the cause of diarrhea. This is just for

763
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: my parents. List to the podcast.

764
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 3: It's mostly about diarrhea dieia.

765
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: That's a good here. Where are your folks? Can we

766
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: get a butt light spotlight on them?

767
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 2: An unofficial butt light spotlight?

768
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 4: I did see your brother Eric is in the buildings,

769
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 4: say what up, I.

770
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:23,280
Speaker 1: Do buys dog ice dog? I will say that that must.

771
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 5: I know that we have really cool jobs, but I

772
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 5: think one of the only jobs that's better is the

773
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 5: person who's in charge of those diarrhea commercials.

774
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,720
Speaker 1: Who gets it put like some spicy jazz.

775
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 3: You're saying, like the advertising executives, or like the jingle singer.

776
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 5: No, the advertising executive who's like, yeah, spice it up.

777
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, I like this first cut of the diarrhea track,

778
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 7: but maybe you had a couple of jingles in there.

779
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 3: Honey, at work, we nailed it today, so it's gonna

780
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 3: be like a salsa diarrhea thing. We're pretty amped about it.

781
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 3: That's great, honey, that's awesome.

782
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 9: Well, what they really need to do is get Taylor

783
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 9: Swift on the track.

784
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 1: Let's get her version.

785
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's every advertising Actually, it was like,

786
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 3: so we think Taylor Swift could help us.

787
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so do we have Taylor in the budget.

788
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 2: So imagine Taylor Swift.

789
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: I heard something I heard she wanted to do a

790
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 1: diarrhea commercial. Every the thing about diarrhea is everyone's had

791
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: it correct. It's the swiftest of the bms. It's universal.

792
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: It goes right very.

793
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 3: There's no way, and at the very end you just

794
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 3: gotta shake it off.

795
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: There's no way.

796
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 4: Maybe you can.

797
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 7: Live a life without having diarrhea, right, you have to

798
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 7: have that at some point in your life. There's no

799
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 7: huge life anybody's life that fifteen minutes.

800
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 9: Okay, wait, guys, raise your hand if you've had diarrhea.

801
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,959
Speaker 1: Let's see by a show of hands. Wow, that's a lot.

802
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 7: Now, My question is a little bit of the inverse.

803
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 7: Always raised your hand, if you have not had diarrhea, Well.

804
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: Prove it.

805
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 7: Show me you've never had diarrhea, You've never had guys

806
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 7: showing his ass Hey.

807
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 5: Never that guy just stood up and showed us his

808
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 5: hairy asshole. Excuse me, security shave his butthole. Check his

809
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 5: butthole for diarrhea. We just got mooned. That is just

810
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 5: mooned us. He's bringing it back. We gotta start talking

811
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 5: about like like lactating tits more often or something so

812
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,720
Speaker 5: we could see like brass because we're we're.

813
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: Didn't mind that. That was cool. I know it was cool,

814
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: but you don't have to it's cool. I feel like

815
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: you're getting greedy. Yeah, just appreciate be happy what you got,

816
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: You got some bams.

817
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just saying he always wants more of the

818
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 5: naked body parts we see are men's hairy asses, and

819
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,959
Speaker 5: I just want some sigh.

820
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: I get it.

821
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 7: But also, let's just take a moment of gratitude and

822
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 7: be stoked that we just got mooned at their show.

823
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: That's tight.

824
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 5: Well, we're not at the moment of gratitude portion of

825
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 5: the show.

826
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: Only moment of gratitude. Thank you. I would thank you personally.

827
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 1: I would like to give flowers.

828
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 4: That was the most that was the.

829
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: Most courteous round of applause, sting. I would like to

830
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: give flowers. Oh hey, whoa, whoa, don't even go there.

831
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 5: Wait, yeah, I would like to get flowers to men

832
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 5: showing me their hairy assholes, and for the people, for

833
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 5: the people that don't know. We used to do a

834
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 5: thing at the end of the podcast where we give

835
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 5: flowers to people that that are still alive that we respect,

836
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 5: that we want to uh, you know, show them appreciative

837
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 5: and appreciation, and uh we started doing that.

838
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,439
Speaker 1: They all they're all dead.

839
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 3: I think it's literally in the double digits of people

840
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 3: that we've been like.

841
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 2: God, they were so good let's give them flowers and

842
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 2: then they died.

843
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, but I'd like to do an early take

844
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 7: back and take back the flowers of dudes butts, because

845
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 7: I can't.

846
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: Take back what I said.

847
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 7: I can take back what you said. I think that

848
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 7: I can do that. We've known each other for long

849
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 7: enough that I should be able to do that.

850
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: Well, you can't. No, you can not take back what

851
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: I've said.

852
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 7: But I can take back what comes across our airwaves, right,

853
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 7: full ownership.

854
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, you dude, I'm here rev a cause of diarrhea.

855
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 7: So you say that, but I would still appreciate it, Okay,

856
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 7: like I didn't mind it.

857
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, can we ol Kyle? That's great?

858
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 7: Is it?

859
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: Okay? Thanks guys, I guess it's fine. Thank you very much,

860
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: thank you.

861
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 5: And I will say that no shots fired against that

862
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 5: man's hairy asshole. And I'm glad that he showed a

863
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 5: crowd of like thirty five hundred people.

864
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: Is they didn't see it? No, it was just for us.

865
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: Was it was a special little treat for us? She

866
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: saw it?

867
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hey, hands up for people that saw that man's

868
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 5: hairy ass.

869
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: Again.

870
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 5: Okay, that man looks like a substitute teacher on the loose.

871
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: What is going on?

872
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that man looks like when you get him as

873
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 5: a sub you sit on your hands.

874
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: You're like, and what does that mean? Yeah? What means

875
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: you're being so fucking good? You're not doing ship dude.

876
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 4: Okay, he's gonna wait.

877
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: What did you say though you sat on your hands?

878
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: You guys didn't when you like, were in trouble as

879
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: a kid, you'd have to sit on your hands. So

880
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: you're not constantly the deal. What's happening here, Adam? You're

881
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: gonna sister guy, I'm just trying to sit on my

882
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 1: hands is the problem?

883
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 7: Yo?

884
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: Look if I cover it with the brim, does it

885
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: look like something else? That's kind of cool. Wait, do

886
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: that again. That actually leads me that you've tried that before.

887
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: That looked very natural. That came real natural. I've been

888
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: doing yoga. There's a reason I'm gonna go do yoga. Honey.

889
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: I need to go to work on my all. Be

890
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: in the shower doing yoa honey, do not come in here.

891
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:51,919
Speaker 1: I'm doing yoga. Yeah, there's no way I could reach bro.

892
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 4: I don't know.

893
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta be big.

894
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 4: You gotta be big.

895
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 5: This is this is my favorite part of doing the

896
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 5: live shows is like, you know, we go on these weird,

897
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 5: gross tangents about sucking your own dick while doing yoga,

898
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 5: and then.

899
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: You look out and just see people that are like, yeah.

900
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 3: Like uh, my parents' friends who came here tonight to

901
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 3: be like.

902
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: We're just interested in seeing what it's all about, you know,

903
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: we're interested at seeing what for a career. You know

904
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: what I did see they.

905
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 3: Raise their hands when we asked you had diarrhea. I

906
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 3: appreciate that my parents hands down, So.

907
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: And that is weird. The people that are are like

908
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: dying on the you say, dying on the flag? Is

909
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 1: that on the sword the hill I'm gonna.

910
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 5: Die on the hill, are dying on the hill of

911
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 5: never having diarrhea in their entire lives.

912
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not the flag you want to have.

913
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: You never had mallor it goes hand in hands. I hope.

914
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 7: I hope to all the people that have never had

915
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 7: diarrhea in this room, I hope that one day you

916
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 7: get it, just so that you can have a full

917
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 7: human experience, right.

918
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: Because you're not relatable.

919
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 3: It's like having never had McDonald's, Like sure.

920
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 1: Right, you had to have it once. You gotta try it. Yeah,

921
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: you gotta try it.

922
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 2: You know what's weird is that like with this rise,

923
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 2: the rise in my Lord.

924
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: I know you guys die the river green, but I

925
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 3: imagine like some days that aren't Saint Patrick's day, the

926
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 3: rivers just green, just that mallort diarrhea.

927
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: Everybody had it.

928
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,399
Speaker 2: Sunday morning, the river's looking a little green.

929
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 1: How long does the river stay green once they die

930
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: a green? How long?

931
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 2: Guys, I'm hearing all sorts of things.

932
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 5: Three days, three days, three days, one week, one week.

933
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 5: This guy seems like he's a cop, seems like he

934
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 5: knows the exact day, and he's like, it's one week.

935
00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: And I'm crack at skulls.

936
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 4: If it is, that shit better be back to brown baby.

937
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 7: How the fuck does that work? How do you die

938
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 7: that much water? Well, you don't have to go into it.

939
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna got the science of it. I'm just

940
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: that seems to be a lot of fucking water, dude.

941
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 3: Like, But anyways, dude, I love how like you're like

942
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 3: our smartest friend.

943
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: You're the Don Tello purple pants.

944
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 7: I give it up for fucking Don Tello.

945
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

946
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,240
Speaker 7: He really does not get enough praise. If it wasn't

947
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 7: for him, they wouldn't have had the Turtle Bus.

948
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 9: No, Donzel is huge, Okay, Dona Tello is sick. He

949
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 9: was really smart, dude.

950
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Donny rocks.

951
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 9: But he also kicked ass do the Bostaff Bostaff kicks.

952
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 7: But and in the New Turtles he's like into improv?

953
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 7: Right is that him that's into improv with Mikey.

954
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 4: I don't know.

955
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: Did you see the movie? I saw it.

956
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 3: I don't really remember anything about it except for the

957
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 3: fact that Ice Cube played a New Yorker, which just

958
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 3: disturbed the Ice Cuba super fly.

959
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 9: But that's exactly how DR's brain works. He watched the

960
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 9: whole movie and then he gets out. He goes, ice

961
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 9: Cuba's from California. Why is he playing a New Yorkers.

962
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: I leaned down to my son and I go that

963
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 1: movie was stupid.

964
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 3: Here's why Ice Cubes one of the most famous Californians ever,

965
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 3: He's playing a New Yorker.

966
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: It's fucking stupid. Again. The car I'm kissed. Now, that's

967
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: a real dad Lean right there. Okay, a real Dad Lean.

968
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,879
Speaker 1: Jesus could have been Frizza could have been method Man.

969
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 3: That would have been so dope if the method Man

970
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 3: was the Fly. No one's seen this movie.

971
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 5: In the audio, I don't even know what the fuck

972
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 5: you guys are talking about.

973
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 7: It's the new Turtles, the New Ninja Turtles that they

974
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 7: did with the with.

975
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: The wild animation.

976
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 4: Dude Adams seth.

977
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: Rogen produced it. Nothing.

978
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 5: I only watched teenagers fighting in bathrooms. I know pretty

979
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 5: exclusively what I've been watching different algorithms.

980
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: You know, it's hard to get in.

981
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 5: The scene because these and especially the girls. These girls.

982
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 5: The guy fights, they're pretty good, but the girl fights, Yeah,

983
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 5: they're actually trying.

984
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,240
Speaker 1: To murder each other. Oh yeah.

985
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 5: And the hair game, like they just won't let go.

986
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 5: And you're like, did.

987
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,439
Speaker 1: You see the urinal one the other day?

988
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 3: It was like these girls are fighting at a music

989
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 3: festival and they just like dragged the girl into the urinal.

990
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 9: Yeah like the yeah, yeah, she like started getting out,

991
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 9: she just pushed her right back in.

992
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: That was that was on everyone, get your phones.

993
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 5: It seems it seems like this crowd doesn't watch a

994
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 5: lot of teenagers fighting videos, and that's weird to me.

995
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: Get your ship together, Get your shit together. Do you

996
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 1: guys not have bathrooms?

997
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 5: So it was and this one specifically was a music

998
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 5: festival and there was all these porta potties and that

999
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 5: you don't know why it starred, but she it was like.

1000
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

1001
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 9: And then it was like, yeah, there's like two girls

1002
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 9: that are like really like going at it, and then

1003
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 9: they kind of like go towards another port and then.

1004
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 1: A girl just opens up the porta potty.

1005
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 5: She just you know, she's a little everyone's a little

1006
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 5: embarrassed when they come out of those things. And then

1007
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 5: people are filming and a full on fight breaks in.

1008
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 5: Now she's stuck in the corner like.

1009
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: She's deaths aside.

1010
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 2: They go into her porty and she's like what the yeah?

1011
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 9: But then isn't there like a third porta party where

1012
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 9: a girl just comes out like undertaker and just fuck

1013
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 9: like you thought the fight was going one way.

1014
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 4: And then door number three opens and she's just like.

1015
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: It just close.

1016
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 4: When she came.

1017
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: It was her friend, and then there was another girl

1018
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 1: and she was in there pissing and then or whatever.

1019
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she came out and saw her friend and

1020
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 5: the other porta potty fighting and then she was.

1021
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 9: Like she she's definitely like listening to the fight, and

1022
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 9: she's like, as soon as I finished with this diarrhea,

1023
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 9: I'm coming out and I'm stone cold stuff.

1024
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 5: The best of the video was this girl who was like,

1025
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 5: oh my god, stop fighting, No, don't. And then that

1026
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 5: friend who's like, I saw that and she thought that

1027
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 5: she was trying to fight and just beat.

1028
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 4: The ship out of this.

1029
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 7: I know.

1030
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 3: That's why you just gotta let it happen.

1031
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 5: This is why the Internet is better than anything we

1032
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 5: can ever write, and that's why we're striking.

1033
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: Should we do?

1034
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 5: Hey, I think we need some You guys wrote us

1035
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 5: some questions, and we got some.

1036
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: You guys wrote some cues. We got some a's. Oh yeah,

1037
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: let's get it.

1038
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 4: Pretty fast, pretty fast.

1039
00:53:55,480 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 5: Uh okay, Hey, a hard hitting question from my boy Vinces.

1040
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: No, not that Vince. There's for a different Vince. That's

1041
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 1: a good drum dude. I knew this kid named Vince

1042
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: that he was so dumb. It was so funny. He

1043
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: was so dumb. I love the kid. Uh.

1044
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 5: He went, his neighbor goes, hey, can you give me

1045
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 5: a ride to the bank, And he's like, okay, and

1046
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 5: he takes his neighbor to the bank. His neighbor goes

1047
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 5: in and robs the bank and then comes out and

1048
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 5: with like bags of money. He's like, drive and then

1049
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 5: he was a getaway driver. So that's my friend, my

1050
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 5: friend Vince.

1051
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, yeah, what where like? This is like this

1052
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: was early high school.

1053
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 5: This was early two thousands, so this is like, l A, okay,

1054
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 5: this is I was living.

1055
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: He lived in I believe Chicago. I mean I don't.

1056
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,959
Speaker 5: I just called him an idiot, so I don't necessarily

1057
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 5: want to say exactly where he lived. But his name

1058
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 5: was Vince, and I went to high school with him,

1059
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 5: and he was a fucking moron and he did he

1060
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 5: would do this impression, which in hindsight pretty funny. We

1061
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 5: would get really stoned and he'd go He'd be on

1062
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 5: the couch and you'd go, hey, hey, what am I

1063
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, what are you? And then he'd go,

1064
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 5: I'm a ham sandwich.

1065
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 1: See no, that's legendary. Ship. I remember you telling me that,

1066
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: And that's still fucking funny. So this Vince guy run.

1067
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: He seems like a good guy. He's like, so I

1068
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,439
Speaker 1: take it back. He's cool as ship and that and

1069
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 1: maybe that's him back. There is early take back. So

1070
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 1: Vince wants to know who is the best at twerking. Twerking. Vince,

1071
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 1: you dog, Blake? Hit him with it. I do want

1072
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: you to right now. Hold On is a good twerking song.

1073
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, we could do that as everyone.

1074
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could do that. Ago you're run. Let me

1075
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: give him some points, yes, okay, appreciate what we gonna do.

1076
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:13,919
Speaker 5: Oh sure, and that's with a broken back.

1077
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: That's with a broken back. Yeah, get that hot buddy.

1078
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: Do we need to stop the music to get in now?

1079
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: All right? Card you're done, You're done. Okay, you're done.

1080
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: Doors hit him? Wait it, well you know what you're

1081
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:41,919
Speaker 1: hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on? Hit him?

1082
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:46,839
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, pile pile.

1083
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 1: All right? Had him hit him?

1084
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 7: Wait it out out?

1085
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: Oh what's a brother? Oh wait?

1086
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 9: Wait okay okay, yeah, okay, yeah yeah yeah, so.

1087
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: It could be real. Just on. Well, he is sacrificing here.

1088
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: He had surgery like ten days ago. I did, I did. Yeah,

1089
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: you're good, and he's gonna have surgery again. Now I

1090
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: hurt a lot.

1091
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 4: That's my words for you.

1092
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: So you'd be the judge.

1093
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 5: Huh, hey, Blake Caleb wants to know what's your favorite

1094
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 5: buzzball flavor, because they all fucking suck.

1095
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: Agreed, what's the least gross? What's the least gross buzzy flavor?

1096
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 9: Well, I'm on record as and it's a it's a

1097
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 9: it's a real subtle it's it's cram Blaster. It's cram blast.

1098
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 9: But I also really love lime Rita.

1099
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: That one's pretty good too. Idea, what was the first

1100
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: buzzball flavor? The first ever buzzball flavor?

1101
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Blake also manages the Wikipedia page.

1102
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 9: I'm like, huh uh, it's probably lime arita, right, I

1103
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 9: have no clue.

1104
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: I have no clue. Okay, okay, well you should know

1105
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 1: this kind of shit. Ryan R.

1106
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 5: Would like to know what did you guys use to

1107
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 5: make it look like you had real boners in the

1108
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 5: bodybuilding episode dil Do's like.

1109
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: Dildo bildo's hard dildos.

1110
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 5: I bet you could have gotten to the bottom of

1111
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 5: that one, Ryan, like a frozen hot dog, science, like

1112
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 5: a bunch of carrots, like a real skinny weak potato.

1113
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 9: Also, dude, it's just been it's been keeping me awake,

1114
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 9: dog Like, what did you use for those boners?

1115
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: Man?

1116
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 3: Hey, we're going to the show and I'm gonna find

1117
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 3: out finally, honey, No.

1118
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 1: No, no, they stayed hard for everything. No, we're gonna

1119
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 1: lose the house.

1120
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 5: We can't afford tickets, we can't spend any money right now.

1121
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: I have to find out.

1122
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 4: You remember when that episode came out ten years ago

1123
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 4: and I'm like.

1124
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 1: What are these dicks? What could it possibly be?

1125
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 4: I think I know how.

1126
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out.

1127
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 2: You know what though, tonight, and Ben's gonna be like,

1128
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 2: I fucking told.

1129
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 4: You it was still doosknew it?

1130
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 1: I like how he told her. He was like, I

1131
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: bet it's still those and she's like, I don't know.

1132
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 5: There's no way they're picking your dumb ass question, alex Am,

1133
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 5: how do you fully embrace who.

1134
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 1: You are with no fears of judgment? Oh well that's right.

1135
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 1: Oh he's got them a lord. Yeah okay, yeah that helps,

1136
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:57,439
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Yeah.

1137
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 3: By the way, I love that a lot of these

1138
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 3: people just their last initial because they aren't they're ashamed.

1139
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Alex Am was like, friends help, friends help Your

1140
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: answer you really nice? I can't hold up. I'm award

1141
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: and be like that's how I do it. So I'm

1142
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: over here I'm gonna say, my friends, why are you

1143
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: working on your net? Girl? I don't know, dude, that's right.

1144
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: You know what friends do help friends help friends. Honestly,

1145
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: when you have.

1146
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 3: Three friends that are like also doing stupid ship, you're like, yeah,

1147
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 3: fucking let's do it.

1148
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: We are very fortunate. I say this all the time,

1149
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: and my wife agrees.

1150
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 5: She's like the fact that you get to do what

1151
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 5: you do with your best friends and people like it

1152
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 5: because it's really fucking stupid and silly and immature, and

1153
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 5: the fact that people enjoy it is truly incredible.

1154
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 1: So thank you, guys, Thank you too. It's smart. I'm

1155
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: not crying. It's smart to us though I've been emo

1156
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: all day.

1157
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 4: Dude.

1158
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 1: I feel like it's dripping right now. Really, I'm not crying.

1159
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: I am.

1160
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 4: If you cry, I will be super pumped.

1161
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 5: I know.

1162
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: Well, why do you cry about it? They've been They've

1163
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 1: been hanging right there all day.

1164
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 2: Don't want to do this and you can still see

1165
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 2: my legs?

1166
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: Well? Uh so, nay?

1167
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 5: Kevin Miller full name, what a boss? Hen Miller says,

1168
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 5: I like to finger my own butthole.

1169
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: Is that weird?

1170
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 7: No?

1171
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: No, he didn't say that.

1172
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 2: Oh, no, he did say that. Kevin Miller of CLO says,

1173
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 2: what is.

1174
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: The origin story of naked Grandma? Grandma? I naked Grandma's

1175
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: family feud? Right, Yeah, it's like a viral climp of

1176
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: a dude.

1177
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 3: After Steve Harvey was like, what's something you wouldn't want

1178
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 3: to see in a house with a robber?

1179
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 2: And the dude hits the dinger and scream, Hey.

1180
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: That Mallard's hitting buddy, that you got a slow trigger finger.

1181
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 5: That's the exact time your shoulder hitded before your finger

1182
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 5: did you went, Dude?

1183
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 4: I literally missed. I literally missed.

1184
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 2: I'm seeing a lot of keys over here, bro.

1185
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I just did family feud, his family versus

1186
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 1: my family. That was tight. It was really cool. Steve

1187
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: Harvey smells better than you would even imagine.

1188
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 5: You would imagine he smells great. All of a sudden,

1189
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 5: I it was just like, it's a huge. It's like

1190
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 5: a big you know, they're like a studio, and all

1191
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 5: of a sudden, I was like, is that brute?

1192
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 1: It was? It was really good. It was really nice. Yeah.

1193
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 9: I thought I would imagine he smells like cinnamon rolls,

1194
01:02:58,720 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 9: but I don't know why.

1195
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 3: By the way, it's also just cool that people don't

1196
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,439
Speaker 3: know what naked Grandma's from.

1197
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:08,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is cool. Naked Grandma Jesus is lave way

1198
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 1: to find it? Blake, Well, what's cool about this? About

1199
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: doing the live shows?

1200
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 5: For sure, there's Workaholics fans that do not listen to

1201
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 5: the podcast, and they come and they're going, ad it

1202
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 5: not a fan, They're going, what the fuck is happening

1203
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 5: right now?

1204
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? One hundred and fifty something episodes of pure lack

1205
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 1: a dude, Yeah, dude, schnip.

1206
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 5: And that leads us to Paul's question, did you ever

1207
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 5: expect this podcast to be this successful?

1208
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, I'll say it.

1209
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 7: I was worried about filling forty forty episodes or whatever

1210
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:52,240
Speaker 7: that was.

1211
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's based on the way he speaks. Yeah, well

1212
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: it's one sentence out. I'm not taking a nap. I

1213
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 1: look at the same way as work ah I'm like

1214
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: with these dudes. This guy's the limit, this guy, this

1215
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: guy yep me So, yeah, we've peaked.

1216
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 4: What is that?

1217
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:13,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1218
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 7: Workaholics thought maybe it was like two seasons or three seasons.

1219
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 7: I just kept going, dude when I saw that.

1220
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 5: I remember when I showed my dad the first set

1221
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 5: of ten episodes for Workaholics, and I didn't want to

1222
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 5: watch it with them because you know, it's weird just

1223
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 5: watching your parents watch the TV of you on it.

1224
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 1: That's like, I remember I was in your room because

1225
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 1: we all met.

1226
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 5: Blake k Kyle lived together, and I was kicking in

1227
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 5: Blake's room waiting for my mom and dad to finish watching,

1228
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 5: and my dad is howling and I'm like, is he

1229
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 5: turned into a fucking werewolf in there?

1230
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 1: And then he comes in and goes, that's cool, he'sus Christ.

1231
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like, is this a good or a bad?

1232
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 1: And he goes, you you remember this, boys? You got

1233
01:04:56,760 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: yourselves hit that sh it's important? Yeah, yeah, I remember that.

1234
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: That felt great? Yeah that.

1235
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:11,439
Speaker 5: So he just he just two days ago cancer free

1236
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 5: because he got cancer again. He got was six months

1237
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 5: cancer free again. So that big shout out to Dennis

1238
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 5: ge cancers up cancer.

1239
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 1: Yeah cancer. So Cha says, did you say fu cancer?

1240
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 1: That's really cool?

1241
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1242
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I heard it. So you don't like cancer,

1243
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a big favor like that. Okay,

1244
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 1: it's polycharge I take.

1245
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 5: So Chase says, I saw rumors of a potential Workaholics

1246
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 5: Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover? Was that something that almost

1247
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 5: happened or just a rumer? And then like their handwriting

1248
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 5: out kind of shitty and I don't want to read

1249
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 5: the rest.

1250
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 1: So allows it may or may not have already been filmed.

1251
01:05:56,440 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 7: Really yeah, I definitely may or may not have always Yeah,

1252
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 7: we haven't done anything.

1253
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: That reminds me of. No, there's like I wasn't even there.

1254
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: There's like they invited you guys on set. No, No,

1255
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: I have a pretty successful career. I'm busy a lot

1256
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 1: of the time. Who interesting stuff?

1257
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 5: No, I would have loved there. But but no, there's

1258
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 5: you guys were just invited to the set, right, we're

1259
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 5: just taking.

1260
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, we chatted up. They're really cool. That reminds me

1261
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: of give us your Powers.

1262
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were very cool.

1263
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 5: Uh. That that reminds me of when we used to

1264
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 5: do press early on for Workaholics and people are like,

1265
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 5: what fun guest stars are you guys going to have?

1266
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: And that was before anyone wanted to do our show,

1267
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: And so we just said we may or may not

1268
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: have Denzel washing season.

1269
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 5: We may or may not have Denzel in the Interviewers

1270
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:51,520
Speaker 5: would get so excited because no one lied.

1271
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: When you do a red carpet, no one. They take

1272
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: you at face value because they think.

1273
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 5: You're just like because you're a psycho. If you lie,

1274
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 5: because you will get caught. That's why I ad the legendly.

1275
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 9: They'll legit, put it in papers and or like write

1276
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 9: it on the Internet, and then it becomes true and

1277
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 9: then you have to live up to it.

1278
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 1: Sorry, you're good, dude, You're good.

1279
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,720
Speaker 9: It's so weird to just say things and then all

1280
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 9: three of your best friends are looking at you like stop.

1281
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of hard to hear you, brother bad.

1282
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 5: So col G wants to know whose butthole would you

1283
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 5: want as a picture?

1284
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: Is my kind of guy hanging in your house? And

1285
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 1: it can't be your own?

1286
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:37,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, it can't be your own as the best as

1287
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 5: if you're going like, I want my own asshole hanging honestly.

1288
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 1: I would. I would.

1289
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 7: I would hang any of the any of your butttholes

1290
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 7: in my Thank you so much. Yeah, that's just I

1291
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 7: think it's got to be like really really close, really

1292
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 7: like macro.

1293
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: So you're like, oh, is this like a Jackson Pollock

1294
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 1: sort of splatter?

1295
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, you ever go to like the eye doctor and

1296
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 7: you see those scans of your eyes that you see

1297
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:57,920
Speaker 7: all the veins.

1298
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: And you're like, wow, close up of very very dark, yes,

1299
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: very dark. You A butthole looks like your eyeball.

1300
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,600
Speaker 7: No, I'm saying, I want to use the same camera

1301
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 7: that scans it and then it's ultimate resolution and then

1302
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 7: you can zoom in.

1303
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:16,000
Speaker 3: So people are like, you study black holes, and I'm

1304
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 3: like yeah, something like right, it's like the end of

1305
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 3: Men in Black. If you zoom in far enough into

1306
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:23,839
Speaker 3: a butthole, there's a whole universe.

1307
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to see pat universe, and I want

1308
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: that to be front and center while I have.

1309
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 4: I don't like that.

1310
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 9: Because if you have like a dinner guest over and

1311
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:31,680
Speaker 9: they've been looking at it and like, believe it or not,

1312
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:37,599
Speaker 9: that's Toby Maguire's ass. Yeah, you've been studying the ridges

1313
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 9: of his asshole for the last fifteen minutes so detailed.

1314
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:48,160
Speaker 1: Toby Maguire's gonna stab you. Ah well, that was my answer.

1315
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 5: That's like, but Toby McGuire may or may not be

1316
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 5: here tonight, Toby. Okay, So Danny with an I she

1317
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 5: wants to know or he or the name. I don't

1318
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:04,000
Speaker 5: know if you had to fuck one of the squad.

1319
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 1: What the hell?

1320
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 6: Our fans are so cool, we've done this. Who would

1321
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 6: you choose? I mean, we've talked about it. Come on, man,

1322
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:15,120
Speaker 6: this is crass. I think we should draw the line

1323
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 6: on this one. Danny, you're sick, sick and it's Blake.

1324
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:30,720
Speaker 1: Hey, Cheryl, I'm sorry, that's what I'm all.

1325
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, Terry Bollia, does anyone else want to answer that?

1326
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:41,160
Speaker 1: Or just Adam? No, tur's off. Fuck you. I just

1327
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,360
Speaker 1: want good appreciate that so much. I will also fuck Blake,

1328
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 1: but thank you, dang it, and also with you. He

1329
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: just we've talked about this. I just the hair. It's

1330
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:58,439
Speaker 1: a nice thing to hold, you know. I'll wait, I'm sorry,

1331
01:09:59,040 --> 01:09:59,439
Speaker 1: what's this.

1332
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 4: Just asking that?

1333
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 1: Does that have the same volume?

1334
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:10,599
Speaker 5: Well, you don't want to pull that. That looks brittle

1335
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 5: as fuck, dude.

1336
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 1: That's about the staff. I got it, honestly, I got

1337
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 1: a clipped in there pretty well.

1338
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,560
Speaker 2: Yea, oh god, it comes off. It's just like a

1339
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 2: squirrel on your back.

1340
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 3: So uh.

1341
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 5: Andy Olenski wants to know who is your favorite wrestler

1342
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:31,240
Speaker 5: of all time? Who's your favorite wrestler wrestler of all time?

1343
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,240
Speaker 7: M oh and he said brother, like brother, brother, Okay, okay,

1344
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,479
Speaker 7: who's your favorite wrestler of all times?

1345
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 1: Brother? And I was like, I don't know one of

1346
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: the hearts.

1347
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 4: I really like Coco Beware. He had a parrot.

1348
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 1: It was fucking cool. Yeah. Look, this is Coco Beware.

1349
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 1: He's off the fucking chain. Yeah, Coco Beware is cool. Yeah.

1350
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 2: I just remember loving Lex Luthor.

1351
01:10:56,560 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 1: The narcissist Lex Luthor superman. That's what I said, drim on,

1352
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:06,280
Speaker 1: my Laura bitch. Favorite wrestler of all time is really

1353
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:10,880
Speaker 1: hard man. There's so many eras. Maybe Scott Steiner, I

1354
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:17,439
Speaker 1: don't know, yeah, but of all time? No Cogan? All right,

1355
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:22,599
Speaker 1: next question, Scott Kevin Nash is sick. So this person

1356
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 1: name they wrote the name and then they.

1357
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:29,720
Speaker 5: Just wrote oh no oh no, oh no no no

1358
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:34,639
Speaker 5: no if that's your actual name, and we just made

1359
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:40,640
Speaker 5: fun of it. Say, favorite limb Biscuit songs, but so

1360
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 5: they are cool.

1361
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 1: What songs? Favorite limb Biscuit song? And I know all

1362
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 1: of them. Please don't stop the music. Yeah, I'm a slave,

1363
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 1: a slave for you. I'm a genie in a bottle baby.

1364
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,799
Speaker 4: Come on now, wait, Limp, you said Limp biscuit.

1365
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: Yes, Blake, this is where he what music jokes just

1366
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,439
Speaker 1: don't work? Yes, Blake, I said, limp biscuit like five times.

1367
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,080
Speaker 1: Now are you looking up?

1368
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,439
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, let's get some fucking let's get some fucking

1369
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:23,120
Speaker 7: planks of wood and surf the crowd.

1370
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 5: The crowd, you can tell who's about orange and who

1371
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:34,600
Speaker 5: is three years on either side, because three years on

1372
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:35,599
Speaker 5: either side they're going.

1373
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:44,120
Speaker 1: But weirdly, Ursy's mom was like Nookie. Yeah, Jersey's mom

1374
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 1: was playing Nookie when we came in. She was like, oh, sorry,

1375
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 1: just some light listening music. But I clean the house

1376
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,600
Speaker 1: for comedic effect. That's true. I mean break stuff is

1377
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: good too. Break stuff is good. Back stuff is the best.

1378
01:12:57,439 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, I think they have no good song.

1379
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 1: Next question, Yeah, like I said, three years the other side, dude,

1380
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:10,080
Speaker 1: ye kind of ages. I stand by it. How much

1381
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:14,280
Speaker 1: to suck a dick in twenty twenty three, I.

1382
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,519
Speaker 2: Mean it just goes back to what we said, eight

1383
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 2: hundred dollars plus inflation.

1384
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:20,519
Speaker 1: Oh you could do the math.

1385
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, some some economists out there, economist, we got any

1386
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:26,760
Speaker 7: any economists?

1387
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,839
Speaker 1: Many people out there know how to do that calculation.

1388
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 1: I don't all right, what's next? Kyle Tier. So here's

1389
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 1: a question. I've got a bedtime. I mean, admittedly, guys,

1390
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:45,719
Speaker 1: these are all bad.

1391
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 5: It's a long It's a huge list of really bad,

1392
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 5: very dumb questions, mostly involving buttholes.

1393
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 1: Come. They don't blame colors of buttholes, don't blame us.

1394
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:58,839
Speaker 1: Although we didn't.

1395
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,479
Speaker 5: Expect, this is one of the least crass ones I

1396
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:05,080
Speaker 5: can find. By my boy Martin, whoever he is. Martin,

1397
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:07,599
Speaker 5: do you shave your pubes?

1398
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,080
Speaker 1: Wait? That's one of the least crafts you could find.

1399
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:13,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I just went like, I filed through like

1400
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:17,200
Speaker 5: eight Wow, do you shave your pubes?

1401
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:17,800
Speaker 1: And I don't.

1402
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:21,360
Speaker 7: I mean, I've seen all of your pubes. I'm pretty

1403
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:27,880
Speaker 7: sure I have not recently within a shaving cycle. No, what,

1404
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 7: you haven't seen it within the last shaving cycle.

1405
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,280
Speaker 1: You don't know what I'm at. Huh. I'm just saying

1406
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 1: you can't say that.

1407
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:40,440
Speaker 5: Weirdly, one of our one of our sponsors is manscaped

1408
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 5: dot com.

1409
01:14:43,439 --> 01:14:45,160
Speaker 1: And I don't I know, I don't shave.

1410
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:48,880
Speaker 3: I don't know a little bowld Adam just takes full

1411
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,439
Speaker 3: fistfuls and pulls it out.

1412
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,640
Speaker 1: I don't shave just.

1413
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:59,960
Speaker 4: Like if you're drinking my lords, it's two fistful.

1414
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:06,639
Speaker 3: Right now, I'm like bad, it's great, It's almost it's

1415
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 3: going so far wide, it's connecting.

1416
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 2: Behind me.

1417
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,479
Speaker 1: I'm definitely well out of the last shame.

1418
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,080
Speaker 2: It's like I'm storing nuts for the winter kind of thing,

1419
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:18,759
Speaker 2: so to speak.

1420
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I shaved the top, but I'm not.

1421
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 9: I'm too scared to actually like get the razor on

1422
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:26,800
Speaker 9: my testicles. That freaks me the fuck out.

1423
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:30,280
Speaker 7: Well, the razors not as scary as like buzzers, because

1424
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 7: buzzers they got a mind of their own, you know what.

1425
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:36,599
Speaker 1: I mean for sure? Yeah, you guys use a legit

1426
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:42,240
Speaker 1: razor on your nuts. What oopsies. There's a lot of

1427
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:44,439
Speaker 1: people watching. That's what it is.

1428
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 3: Weird when you forget and and that you think that

1429
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 3: that's less dangerous than just like a clipper clipper on

1430
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:51,680
Speaker 3: the On the.

1431
01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:55,840
Speaker 5: I'm trying to act like I don't shave my balls

1432
01:15:55,880 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 5: bi weekly, and uh yeah, dude, you you shave it

1433
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:01,040
Speaker 5: with a razor.

1434
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:06,800
Speaker 1: You don't shave it with a trimmer. I have a

1435
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:11,080
Speaker 1: face trimmer and then I have my other one. But

1436
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:15,600
Speaker 1: you're you don't it's science and it's never accidentally like

1437
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:18,840
Speaker 1: grabbed a little piece. Do you really want to know? Yeah,

1438
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:23,559
Speaker 1: of course it does. But it's worth it. I can

1439
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:27,360
Speaker 1: finally feel something. He likes it. I guess.

1440
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:28,880
Speaker 2: I just I don't want to take the time to

1441
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,479
Speaker 2: like get in there with a real you don't.

1442
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,639
Speaker 1: Want to take the time when dealing with your nutsag.

1443
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 1: I just I want to speed through that one.

1444
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:38,679
Speaker 4: Swam bam, thank you ma'am.

1445
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:43,439
Speaker 5: Okay, So TJ wants to know. Was the actor who

1446
01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:47,840
Speaker 5: played Stan Halen a real brosiopath. It's a fantastic episode.

1447
01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:51,519
Speaker 3: So yeah, just a crazy guy with Will Greenberg. Will

1448
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 3: Greenberg is a super funny actor.

1449
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:55,400
Speaker 1: He was on Wrecked. I believe.

1450
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:57,559
Speaker 2: Funny story.

1451
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,479
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we have one.

1452
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,760
Speaker 3: So we were a sketch group before Workaholics and we

1453
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 3: would do a live show with about like that many

1454
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:10,680
Speaker 3: people that's the audience in LA and we would do

1455
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,479
Speaker 3: it with Will Greenberg's sketch group Summer of Tears.

1456
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:16,920
Speaker 2: This is like two thousand and four or five, maybe six, And.

1457
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 3: He does this like we're doing the run through and

1458
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:25,280
Speaker 3: he does this unbelievable Matthew McConaughey impression, like it's fucking crazy.

1459
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,839
Speaker 3: I'm like, this guy's super talented. I go in the bathroom.

1460
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:29,040
Speaker 3: I'm taking a can.

1461
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,200
Speaker 1: Can you do Matthew McConaughey, Yeah, baby, I can.

1462
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 9: Wow.

1463
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:37,080
Speaker 1: Hold whoa Matthew and shit, Lauren Michael just stood up

1464
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:37,559
Speaker 1: in the crowd.

1465
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:44,360
Speaker 2: Yes, and I go, dude, your Matthew McConaughey is like unbelievable.

1466
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:45,160
Speaker 1: And he just goes.

1467
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 3: He stands in the urinal next to me and goes

1468
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 3: Gill's own brother. And I was like, he's gonna make it.

1469
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,200
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna make it. He says cool stuff for

1470
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:55,679
Speaker 3: the journal.

1471
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:56,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.

1472
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 5: But you never know what to say at the journal,

1473
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 5: so I don't saying. I usually look at my own

1474
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:08,320
Speaker 5: dick and say, kill zone. Quietly, right, that's a good

1475
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:09,160
Speaker 5: thing to say.

1476
01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:15,599
Speaker 1: Just quietly, go hey, kill zone. You're doing good. Don't

1477
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,280
Speaker 1: be afraid to pee in front of these other guys.

1478
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,120
Speaker 9: They're like, dude, I saw Adam, you're lying in the

1479
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,200
Speaker 9: urnal and for some reason he looked at his dick

1480
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,320
Speaker 9: and said, cowl zone.

1481
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, amos have been hungry.

1482
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,360
Speaker 3: But so all that's to say, like, if you're at

1483
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:31,960
Speaker 3: a Jurnal and you say kill zone to a person

1484
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 3: you just met who gave you a compliment.

1485
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:35,520
Speaker 1: He's a brasiopath.

1486
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,920
Speaker 5: Yeah he is, and you're gonna end up putting them

1487
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,400
Speaker 5: in your TV show five to seven years.

1488
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:45,120
Speaker 1: Later, yeah, ten years maybe hella later.

1489
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 5: Any take back sady apologies and the epic giveaways, guys,

1490
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:50,800
Speaker 5: take backs apologies.

1491
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:52,720
Speaker 7: I did an early take back. We had a moment

1492
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,400
Speaker 7: of gratitude for the butt cheeks. I love that, and

1493
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:57,440
Speaker 7: we're taking it back in retrospect.

1494
01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,639
Speaker 1: I like taking that bad.

1495
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,080
Speaker 2: I like when you do that with the different ways.

1496
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:02,519
Speaker 2: That's fun.

1497
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:03,560
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1498
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 2: We have to do that when we go to Phoenix, Phoenix.

1499
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,920
Speaker 2: I guess I would yeah, Phoenix, Yeah, fuck Phoenix.

1500
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:15,640
Speaker 1: Hey, we only love Chicago. Give it up, Chicago.

1501
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:25,000
Speaker 6: NUMBERSO, it's Isaacaca.

1502
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:28,360
Speaker 1: Take a shirt off, take a shurt, Come on, Isaiah,

1503
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,120
Speaker 1: it failed you guys.

1504
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:36,719
Speaker 9: I guess I would probably take back the second malort

1505
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:38,200
Speaker 9: shot because.

1506
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:44,280
Speaker 1: That's when I kind of went into my own headspace. Yeah.

1507
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:49,479
Speaker 5: Do you definitely didn't talk the last forty five minutes Yeah,

1508
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:53,799
Speaker 5: of the of the one hour and ten minute podcast.

1509
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:55,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing a lot of legwork over here.

1510
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:58,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, I started to think about some dark things from

1511
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 9: the past, right, yeah, yeah, I started to spiral.

1512
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:03,200
Speaker 4: A little bit, but I'm out of it. I feel

1513
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:04,840
Speaker 4: I feel ready for another one.

1514
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:05,639
Speaker 1: I feel good.

1515
01:20:07,439 --> 01:20:12,680
Speaker 2: Oh he just okay, hey, next thing you know, he's

1516
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:13,759
Speaker 2: jumping off the bacon.

1517
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,120
Speaker 7: There's a nice balcony right there. Nobody put a beer

1518
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:19,320
Speaker 7: punk table there. Okay maybe uh.

1519
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:22,360
Speaker 5: And I would just like to thank not give you flowers.

1520
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:25,160
Speaker 5: I will not give you flowers, but thank you guys.

1521
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:28,439
Speaker 5: This is only the second second show on our tour.

1522
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:33,160
Speaker 5: And uh, it's so fun to come out and meet

1523
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:36,120
Speaker 5: you all and actually look out and see your faces

1524
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:39,519
Speaker 5: shut down, and so we really really appreciate you.

1525
01:20:42,600 --> 01:21:00,120
Speaker 1: And that was another episode. Yes, yes, party well y