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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject my ex won't let me meet his boom. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that a little later, but right now the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got for us? Enough? Your check bounced? Your check bounced?

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Speaker 1: Let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica system. Monica. Please,

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Speaker 1: this is brother de Seawan. I'm calling Actually, I'm a

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Speaker 1: member Greater Commissionary Baptist Church. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Calling you actually about the offering? Now? Did you I

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Speaker 1: know you paid your ties Sunday? Okay? Now you paid

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Speaker 1: a love offering as well? All right? Yes, okay, now

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Speaker 1: this past Sunday. Um. I'm looking at a check that

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Speaker 1: you left us with the bank, right right, I sure

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Speaker 1: check Sunday? Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars. Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote

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Speaker 1: two checks for my ties and the love offering? Right,

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Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the love offering. Okay?

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Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate

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Speaker 1: to be a bit of bad news, but you your

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Speaker 1: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.

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Speaker 1: And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for

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Speaker 1: two fifty dollars. Your check bounce. So what I'm doing

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Speaker 1: is calling you about recouping the two as well as

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Speaker 1: you know you you cost us thirty dollars uh in

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Speaker 1: bank fees. Now I wrote two checks. I wrote a

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Speaker 1: check for a hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? I

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Speaker 1: don't see to it that that that one bound. All

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Speaker 1: I know is the one that the love offering has bounced.

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Speaker 1: What did you put them in at the same time?

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Speaker 1: Because I wrote him at the same time. They all

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Speaker 1: go in on Monday, ma'am. Now, I didn't put them

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Speaker 1: in at the same time. I've been putting them in

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Speaker 1: for the last two or three years. Is the problem

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Speaker 1: is why would people write them? Brother Sean Sunday, I

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Speaker 1: don't think it matters. And when I was there, man,

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Speaker 1: the problem is it that I didn't put these checks in.

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Speaker 1: And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to

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Speaker 1: the track knowing that they're gonna there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: people right that good? Well, why the other one didn't clear.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them

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Speaker 1: to clear. What did you just say, maybe you didn't

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Speaker 1: have enough money in the bank for both of them

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Speaker 1: to cliar. And I don't understand why people write in

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Speaker 1: the bank at all. My checks clear. I don't write

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Speaker 1: no checks. Well, you wrote one on Sunday, and that's

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Speaker 1: the problem. How are you gonna try to give a look?

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I think you got me confused with

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Speaker 1: somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You didn't

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Speaker 1: wrote that. I'm trying to be nice to you. When

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Speaker 1: can we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?

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Speaker 1: So that's the bank fees man for the doll gonna

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Speaker 1: check bouncing? My check didn't bounce. I don't check my bank.

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Speaker 1: And if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty

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Speaker 1: dollars for calling me harassing me by the two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollar check bounce. I don't write no Why

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Speaker 1: would you write check? What? You want to sit up

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Speaker 1: in the church and write these big number checks when

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Speaker 1: you know you ain't got it in the bank. I said,

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Speaker 1: why would you write these checks when the money ain't

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Speaker 1: in Now, let me tell you one thing. I don't

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Speaker 1: write no bad check, and you got a lot ners

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Speaker 1: calling me telling me my check bounce. Y'all check is

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Speaker 1: the one that has bound. And you tell you what

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Speaker 1: you do since my check bounce, you paid them, since

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Speaker 1: you got all the money, and don't call me with

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Speaker 1: this again. Hello, don't you hang up on me no more?

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Speaker 1: When why don't we gonna get this two fifty and

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Speaker 1: this thirty dollars? Somebody from the church to my I

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Speaker 1: wrote a bad check. Check. I didn't write no bad

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Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? Why the treaser don't call

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Speaker 1: me at church? The tragic is I ain't never know

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Speaker 1: the deacon called nobody about no bad check. Your sulle,

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Speaker 1: thank you? You got the money I ain't got. Who

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Speaker 1: the same church and you're gonna call me to my

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Speaker 1: I wrote a bad check. You don't you call me

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Speaker 1: no more? And if the check bad, you've paid? Okay,

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Speaker 1: keep passed to know you're talking like this, pass to

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Speaker 1: know you're calling me? Can you after that? Look? When

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Speaker 1: are we gonna get this two eighty dollars? Is what

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Speaker 1: we're looking for from you. I wrote a check for

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Speaker 1: two fifties and not get to eighty you put with it?

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Speaker 1: You put two fifty in there in bounce. Thirty dollars

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Speaker 1: cost us on bait fees. That's to eighty. Where can

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Speaker 1: You will never get to eight. You're gonna make me

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Speaker 1: come by your and my check in what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: What You're gonna make me come by your house and

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Speaker 1: get this money? Bring it on, bring it, bring it?

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Speaker 1: What is the address on this check? Check? I got

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Speaker 1: it off the check. I bet you you'll be limping

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Speaker 1: get this to fifty plus thirty whatever. I want to

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Speaker 1: know you, you know what I am. And you don't

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Speaker 1: call me no more with this because my check did

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Speaker 1: not bounce. I don't see how one check went through

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Speaker 1: and the other bounce. Let me say this to you,

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Speaker 1: we cannot accept you back into the House of the

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Speaker 1: Lord no more until you are not don't you come

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Speaker 1: in the sunday until we get coming up in the Sunday,

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna make sure I find your because you

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Speaker 1: the person I want to see you. And you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the pastor right now and ask him

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Speaker 1: because I don't believe my check bounce you fully. Let

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Speaker 1: me say this, before you called pastor, I got no,

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Speaker 1: I'm a called pastor. No, you should have talked with

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Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with

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Speaker 1: this I'm talking about I bounced the check. You should

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Speaker 1: I tall past the one I got, but I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing to say before I leave that you're listening,

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Speaker 1: What are you about to say to me? What do

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Speaker 1: you have to say now that you're gonna check? This

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Speaker 1: is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by your girlfriend. What did you say? Baby?

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Speaker 1: This is what did you say? I'd say, this is

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Speaker 1: Nephew timmy baby brother, Steve Harvey Morning. Till your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: has pranked you, I'm gonna be that. She just left

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Speaker 1: here fly. Let me ask you one more thing, though, baby,

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land, the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Yeah, you had her blood pressure up. Get

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Speaker 1: that blood going, baby, a dream that a dreading love.

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Speaker 1: All right, let me put my info out there. Let

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Speaker 1: me see, let me see, let me see. Let me

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Speaker 1: start with We're gonna start with Orlando, Orlando, Florida. Let

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Speaker 1: me say this. You have sold out, told out five shows,

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Speaker 1: two on Friday, three on Saturday. Tickets are gone, but

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Speaker 1: in the sixth show. It will be Thursday night, Thursday night.

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Speaker 1: There would be the added shows. So that's it. That's it.

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Speaker 1: One Thursday, two on Friday, three on Saturday, and we're done. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's where Orlando appreciate y'all. The nephew was on the

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Speaker 1: Florida juny seven. I think the twenty six is gone,

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Speaker 1: that they got a few tickets left Tampa, but nephew

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Speaker 1: coming to town. Baby, I'm back on stage, dude. You

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Speaker 1: hear me. Went through a trout, went through a drought.

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Speaker 1: The pandemic had me sitting at home. But I'm back.

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Speaker 1: I'm back and I'm strong. And the pandemic taught me something.

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Speaker 1: I will never ever ever neglect that stage again. I'm

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Speaker 1: promise you every time I can get to the mic,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting to the mic. So A, Florida. Get ready

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Speaker 1: in to Orlando and uh it's Tampa. The Nephew is

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Speaker 1: on the way. Ready to Love. Yeah, I got more news.

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Speaker 1: This is the Nephew News Ready to Love Friday Night.

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Speaker 1: Don't miss it. Nine Eastern, eight Central only on own.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that is Houston. But get ready though, because

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Speaker 1: we are on our way to Washington, d CEP. We're

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Speaker 1: talking more about that, lady. Go ahead, sir, take it away,

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Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next thinking Nephew Strawberry letters, subject

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Speaker 1: my ex won't let me meet his boo. We'll get

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