WEBVTT - Can I Claim Yo Kid

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject we can see you all. But we'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>that in a little bit. But right now it is

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<v Speaker 1>April Fool's Day. And on this April Fool's Day, who

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<v Speaker 1>better to introduce right at this moment in time than

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew with today's frank phone call. What you get

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<v Speaker 1>for is nep and Happy April Fools Day to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I claim yeah? Happy? What can I can? I

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<v Speaker 1>claim your keys and I claim your Hello. Hello, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to reach uh Devin de Hey, Devin, how you doing? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Curtis Man, CURTI. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to you. You are your your your son? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>He plays uh basketball with my nephew. Man, your son

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<v Speaker 1>is the one that's on the on the Blazers little

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<v Speaker 1>league basketball team, right yeah? Everything all right? Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everything good man. You know they got a game Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. I've seen you a couple of times, Man

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<v Speaker 1>at the game. I don't know if you remember me, Manu,

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<v Speaker 1>light skinned brother, about about six ft. Yeah. I probably

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<v Speaker 1>met your pa, you know, i'd be so intense with

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<v Speaker 1>the games. But yeah, what's what's going on? Um? Uh well, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>man wanted to hole at you about about your son. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>um you you? Um are you? Are you? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>working right now? Are you currently working? Am I working? Like? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I am working? Actually, I mean I mean, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you have a yell a steady job, is

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm asking. I mean, yeah, what you what you

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<v Speaker 1>get in that though? Like you know, I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were calling them about the basketball team, like uniforms. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a game Saturday. You know sometimes they want

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<v Speaker 1>donation for sneakers and all that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>what I was asking? So so, I mean you you

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<v Speaker 1>got a regular nine five job you go to all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Yeah, I gotta nine five. I mean things

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know I still I still worked. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>while was going on, you need a job of something? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just checking. Man. See what I wanted to get

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<v Speaker 1>at you about, Man is seeing are you gonna Are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna clean your son on your income tax? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you hold on? Bro? Now you said, am I going

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<v Speaker 1>to clean my son on my taxes this year, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like you know, as a dependent, So are

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<v Speaker 1>you asking some real personal questions now? You know, like

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<v Speaker 1>you're the guy that you just said you know me

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<v Speaker 1>from the basketball team that my sons play on basis

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and now you don't jump from the Blazers

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<v Speaker 1>to do I clean my son on my taxes? And

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<v Speaker 1>do I have a steady income? I mean, like you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got I got a steady income and I'm claiming

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<v Speaker 1>my son. What I mean what you're trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>at bro? Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I just want to read you see like

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<v Speaker 1>cool dude. When I saw you at the gym. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what I was gonna ask you, bro, is you know

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<v Speaker 1>see right now, Man, when I get through with my

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<v Speaker 1>taxes and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean a

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<v Speaker 1>child as my dependent, man, they're gonna get me by

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two hundred. You see what I'm saying. And what

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get at you about, man, is you

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<v Speaker 1>know you let me clean as my son, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can gonna get this good money? Bro? Bro, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean what do you do respect? Bro? You're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about you want to clean my son on taxes? Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't even know you you're talking about you

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<v Speaker 1>see me at my son's basketball games. You might be

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<v Speaker 1>the police for all I know. Bro, he sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>the police. No, no, no, it ain't it ain't. Ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody gonna come at your sideways like that. Man. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to hit me off of this eight hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see I can get twenty three, huntred, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>kick you down too fifty. You understand I'm saying, man,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody too, Simpty, You're crazy. Now you sound like joke, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>because now you're insult to me. You're telling me you

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<v Speaker 1>want to claim mom now for some when you old money.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know you food so I can make

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<v Speaker 1>two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying to be on a brother.

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<v Speaker 1>When I claimed my kids, I'm getting the same exact

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<v Speaker 1>like you're getting. I'm getting twenty three hund So what's

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<v Speaker 1>like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying? Okay, when I'm the one stuck

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<v Speaker 1>over here paying the eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask you to look out for a brother. Man, you say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>look out. You know my cheching cut from forty hours

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<v Speaker 1>a week to thirteen hours a week, and I still

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<v Speaker 1>got these little sacks to me for Jordan's Michael Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>never put us down. That's why I'm trying to hook

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<v Speaker 1>you up with two fifty. Man. Damn, you don't even

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<v Speaker 1>see a good thing when it's coming at you. Bro, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you're talking about bro No two fifty. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>when I claim me two little, I'm getting twenty three

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<v Speaker 1>a piece. Bro, what you think I'm gonna take two

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<v Speaker 1>fifty from you? Four? I don't even know you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean you ain't got it. You ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>a trip. Then if you're with my bro, you're my people.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe we could do a little something. I

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<v Speaker 1>can understand that, But Bro, you ain't gonna get me No.

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<v Speaker 1>Two fifty when I'm getting the same thing they offering

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<v Speaker 1>you point three hunting. It's comment money Frost. So why

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<v Speaker 1>did I'm supposed to do? What am I opposed to do? Davin?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me that, I mean, Bro, what you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>do is go have you see claim that little every

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<v Speaker 1>year and you will get what I get. Please little

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to do. My hours un got cut from

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<v Speaker 1>forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to go

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<v Speaker 1>pick me up the little side. Understand. You gotta change

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<v Speaker 1>your ways. You out here trying to get me locked

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<v Speaker 1>up for government scam. Know what I'm trying to do, man,

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<v Speaker 1>is get this eight hundred off my bad dog. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm trying. That. Ain't nobody trying to get no

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<v Speaker 1>trouble man. But you're still talking about getting you a

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<v Speaker 1>hunted and getting me locked up. Now you got me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out here working hard to support my kids, man,

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<v Speaker 1>But I ain't for the city and go through this

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<v Speaker 1>with you no more. Man, I ain't for the city

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<v Speaker 1>and go through this with your nor If you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>help me with this money or not help you with

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<v Speaker 1>I see you on Saturday. Bro. I'm gonna up Brom.

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<v Speaker 1>I need your son soldier security number right now. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I need. Bro. Let me tell you something, broad.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you look like? Bro? You said he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stop six ft Bro, when I see you, when I

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<v Speaker 1>step in that gymnasium. Bro, I'm on your You ain't

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<v Speaker 1>on that. You ain't on Blazing Lakers. Bro, You've got

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<v Speaker 1>to bring that damn social Security number. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a game. I'm gonna complying him. Okay, Cool. I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing I need to say to you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>lifting to me on my phone. Bro, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>talking to this food. I got one more thing I

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<v Speaker 1>need to say to you. Man, if you're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>make your last statement your tombstone. Bro, this is Nephew

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<v Speaker 1>tim Me from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just

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<v Speaker 1>got prank baby, This nephew tim Me? Man, what's up Devid?

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<v Speaker 1>Who you got me out here? Man? You got hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you got a boy that you work with? Name? Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>Put me up to this man, get working all man,

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<v Speaker 1>keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Brother. And one more thing, man, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>ask you. You gotta tell me, man, what is the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land? Man, Steve Harvey Wanning

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<v Speaker 1>crazy Man? I'm gonna beat yeah, and then you have it.

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<v Speaker 1>You have then what you want on your Tombstone. Right

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as I get in that gym, that was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You about to get your little seedy claim him take care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, I'm like I'm taking y'all around here.

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<v Speaker 1>Do your part, okay, on your day, show it out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying nothing. I had to spend this eight

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<v Speaker 1>hunting man, That's all I'm looking at. I just need

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<v Speaker 1>a little work man. Have a brother. He's so concerned

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<v Speaker 1>with his eight hunters like this. Dude ain't got enough

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<v Speaker 1>fish man, man, you need to cut my eye was

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<v Speaker 1>man for four government scam. It's going down Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Ready to love y'all? Ready to love

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night on the own network. Tune in eight nine Central, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>nine eighth Central. Let flip that nine eight Central and

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<v Speaker 1>watch your boy work. It's the first episode. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>a big surprise for you. It's coming. What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Thank you enough? You coming up? Strawberry letters subject,

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<v Speaker 1>We can see you all. We'll get into it right

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<v Speaker 1>after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.