Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject we can see you all. But we'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a little bit. But right now it is
Speaker 1: April Fool's Day. And on this April Fool's Day, who
Speaker 1: better to introduce right at this moment in time than
Speaker 1: the nephew with today's frank phone call. What you get
Speaker 1: for is nep and Happy April Fools Day to you.
Speaker 1: Can I claim yeah? Happy? What can I can? I
Speaker 1: claim your keys and I claim your Hello. Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to reach uh Devin de Hey, Devin, how you doing? Man?
Speaker 1: My name is Curtis Man, CURTI. I was trying to
Speaker 1: reach out to you. You are your your your son? Uh?
Speaker 1: He plays uh basketball with my nephew. Man, your son
Speaker 1: is the one that's on the on the Blazers little
Speaker 1: league basketball team, right yeah? Everything all right? Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: everything good man. You know they got a game Saturday
Speaker 1: and everything. I've seen you a couple of times, Man
Speaker 1: at the game. I don't know if you remember me, Manu,
Speaker 1: light skinned brother, about about six ft. Yeah. I probably
Speaker 1: met your pa, you know, i'd be so intense with
Speaker 1: the games. But yeah, what's what's going on? Um? Uh well, actually,
Speaker 1: man wanted to hole at you about about your son. Man,
Speaker 1: um you you? Um are you? Are you? Are you
Speaker 1: working right now? Are you currently working? Am I working? Like? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I am working? Actually, I mean I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean you have a yell a steady job, is
Speaker 1: what I'm asking. I mean, yeah, what you what you
Speaker 1: get in that though? Like you know, I thought you
Speaker 1: were calling them about the basketball team, like uniforms. I know,
Speaker 1: we got a game Saturday. You know sometimes they want
Speaker 1: donation for sneakers and all that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: what I was asking? So so, I mean you you
Speaker 1: got a regular nine five job you go to all
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, I gotta nine five. I mean things
Speaker 1: is kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.
Speaker 1: But you know I still I still worked. I mean,
Speaker 1: while was going on, you need a job of something? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just checking. Man. See what I wanted to get
Speaker 1: at you about, Man is seeing are you gonna Are
Speaker 1: you gonna clean your son on your income tax? Did
Speaker 1: you hold on? Bro? Now you said, am I going
Speaker 1: to clean my son on my taxes this year, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, as a dependent, So are
Speaker 1: you asking some real personal questions now? You know, like
Speaker 1: you're the guy that you just said you know me
Speaker 1: from the basketball team that my sons play on basis
Speaker 1: you know, and now you don't jump from the Blazers
Speaker 1: to do I clean my son on my taxes? And
Speaker 1: do I have a steady income? I mean, like you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got I got a steady income and I'm claiming
Speaker 1: my son. What I mean what you're trying to get
Speaker 1: at bro? Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: You know, I just want to read you see like
Speaker 1: cool dude. When I saw you at the gym. Man,
Speaker 1: what I was gonna ask you, bro, is you know
Speaker 1: see right now, Man, when I get through with my
Speaker 1: taxes and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about eight
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean a
Speaker 1: child as my dependent, man, they're gonna get me by
Speaker 1: twenty two hundred. You see what I'm saying. And what
Speaker 1: I wanted to get at you about, man, is you
Speaker 1: know you let me clean as my son, you know,
Speaker 1: so I can gonna get this good money? Bro? Bro, Bro,
Speaker 1: I mean what do you do respect? Bro? You're talking
Speaker 1: about you want to clean my son on taxes? Hold on,
Speaker 1: but I don't even know you you're talking about you
Speaker 1: see me at my son's basketball games. You might be
Speaker 1: the police for all I know. Bro, he sounds like
Speaker 1: the police. No, no, no, it ain't it ain't. Ain't
Speaker 1: nobody gonna come at your sideways like that. Man. I
Speaker 1: ain't ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,
Speaker 1: they're going to hit me off of this eight hundred.
Speaker 1: We'll see I can get twenty three, huntred, man, I
Speaker 1: kick you down too fifty. You understand I'm saying, man,
Speaker 1: everybody too, Simpty, You're crazy. Now you sound like joke, bro,
Speaker 1: because now you're insult to me. You're telling me you
Speaker 1: want to claim mom now for some when you old money.
Speaker 1: I don't even know you food so I can make
Speaker 1: two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying to be on a brother.
Speaker 1: When I claimed my kids, I'm getting the same exact
Speaker 1: like you're getting. I'm getting twenty three hund So what's
Speaker 1: like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know? You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Okay, when I'm the one stuck
Speaker 1: over here paying the eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting.
Speaker 1: Ask you to look out for a brother. Man, you say, yeah,
Speaker 1: look out. You know my cheching cut from forty hours
Speaker 1: a week to thirteen hours a week, and I still
Speaker 1: got these little sacks to me for Jordan's Michael Jordan
Speaker 1: never put us down. That's why I'm trying to hook
Speaker 1: you up with two fifty. Man. Damn, you don't even
Speaker 1: see a good thing when it's coming at you. Bro, Bro,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're talking about bro No two fifty. Bro,
Speaker 1: when I claim me two little, I'm getting twenty three
Speaker 1: a piece. Bro, what you think I'm gonna take two
Speaker 1: fifty from you? Four? I don't even know you like that?
Speaker 1: So I mean you ain't got it. You ain't got
Speaker 1: a trip. Then if you're with my bro, you're my people.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe we could do a little something. I
Speaker 1: can understand that, But Bro, you ain't gonna get me No.
Speaker 1: Two fifty when I'm getting the same thing they offering
Speaker 1: you point three hunting. It's comment money Frost. So why
Speaker 1: did I'm supposed to do? What am I opposed to do? Davin?
Speaker 1: Tell me that, I mean, Bro, what you're supposed to
Speaker 1: do is go have you see claim that little every
Speaker 1: year and you will get what I get. Please little
Speaker 1: that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do. My hours un got cut from
Speaker 1: forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to go
Speaker 1: pick me up the little side. Understand. You gotta change
Speaker 1: your ways. You out here trying to get me locked
Speaker 1: up for government scam. Know what I'm trying to do, man,
Speaker 1: is get this eight hundred off my bad dog. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm trying. That. Ain't nobody trying to get no
Speaker 1: trouble man. But you're still talking about getting you a
Speaker 1: hunted and getting me locked up. Now you got me.
Speaker 1: I'm out here working hard to support my kids, man,
Speaker 1: But I ain't for the city and go through this
Speaker 1: with you no more. Man, I ain't for the city
Speaker 1: and go through this with your nor If you're gonna
Speaker 1: help me with this money or not help you with
Speaker 1: I see you on Saturday. Bro. I'm gonna up Brom.
Speaker 1: I need your son soldier security number right now. That's
Speaker 1: what I need. Bro. Let me tell you something, broad.
Speaker 1: What do you look like? Bro? You said he's gonna
Speaker 1: stop six ft Bro, when I see you, when I
Speaker 1: step in that gymnasium. Bro, I'm on your You ain't
Speaker 1: on that. You ain't on Blazing Lakers. Bro, You've got
Speaker 1: to bring that damn social Security number. I think it's
Speaker 1: a game. I'm gonna complying him. Okay, Cool. I got
Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. You're
Speaker 1: lifting to me on my phone. Bro, I don't even
Speaker 1: talking to this food. I got one more thing I
Speaker 1: need to say to you. Man, if you're listening to
Speaker 1: make your last statement your tombstone. Bro, this is Nephew
Speaker 1: tim Me from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just
Speaker 1: got prank baby, This nephew tim Me? Man, what's up Devid?
Speaker 1: Who you got me out here? Man? You got hey?
Speaker 1: Do you got a boy that you work with? Name? Ye?
Speaker 1: Put me up to this man, get working all man,
Speaker 1: keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in
Speaker 1: the world. Brother. And one more thing, man, I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you. You gotta tell me, man, what is the
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Speaker 1: crazy Man? I'm gonna beat yeah, and then you have it.
Speaker 1: You have then what you want on your Tombstone. Right
Speaker 1: as soon as I get in that gym, that was crazy.
Speaker 1: You about to get your little seedy claim him take care.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I'm like I'm taking y'all around here.
Speaker 1: Do your part, okay, on your day, show it out.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying nothing. I had to spend this eight
Speaker 1: hunting man, That's all I'm looking at. I just need
Speaker 1: a little work man. Have a brother. He's so concerned
Speaker 1: with his eight hunters like this. Dude ain't got enough
Speaker 1: fish man, man, you need to cut my eye was
Speaker 1: man for four government scam. It's going down Friday night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Ready to love y'all? Ready to love
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Speaker 1: nine eighth Central. Let flip that nine eight Central and
Speaker 1: watch your boy work. It's the first episode. We've got
Speaker 1: a big surprise for you. It's coming. What is it?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you enough? You coming up? Strawberry letters subject,
Speaker 1: We can see you all. We'll get into it right
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