1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:10,119 Speaker 1: subject we can see you all. But we'll get to 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: that in a little bit. But right now it is 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: April Fool's Day. And on this April Fool's Day, who 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: better to introduce right at this moment in time than 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: the nephew with today's frank phone call. What you get 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 1: for is nep and Happy April Fools Day to you. 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:39,879 Speaker 1: Can I claim yeah? Happy? What can I can? I 10 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: claim your keys and I claim your Hello. Hello, I'm 11 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: trying to reach uh Devin de Hey, Devin, how you doing? Man? 12 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: My name is Curtis Man, CURTI. I was trying to 13 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 1: reach out to you. You are your your your son? Uh? 14 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: He plays uh basketball with my nephew. Man, your son 15 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: is the one that's on the on the Blazers little 16 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: league basketball team, right yeah? Everything all right? Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 17 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 1: everything good man. You know they got a game Saturday 18 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: and everything. I've seen you a couple of times, Man 19 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,040 Speaker 1: at the game. I don't know if you remember me, Manu, 20 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:29,119 Speaker 1: light skinned brother, about about six ft. Yeah. I probably 21 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: met your pa, you know, i'd be so intense with 22 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: the games. But yeah, what's what's going on? Um? Uh well, actually, 23 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: man wanted to hole at you about about your son. Man, 24 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: um you you? Um are you? Are you? Are you 25 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: working right now? Are you currently working? Am I working? Like? Yeah? 26 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: I am working? Actually, I mean I mean, I mean, 27 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: I mean you have a yell a steady job, is 28 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: what I'm asking. I mean, yeah, what you what you 29 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 1: get in that though? Like you know, I thought you 30 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: were calling them about the basketball team, like uniforms. I know, 31 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: we got a game Saturday. You know sometimes they want 32 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: donation for sneakers and all that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, 33 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,239 Speaker 1: what I was asking? So so, I mean you you 34 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: got a regular nine five job you go to all 35 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, I gotta nine five. I mean things 36 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: is kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short. 37 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: But you know I still I still worked. I mean, 38 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: while was going on, you need a job of something? No, no, no, 39 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: I'm just checking. Man. See what I wanted to get 40 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: at you about, Man is seeing are you gonna Are 41 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: you gonna clean your son on your income tax? Did 42 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: you hold on? Bro? Now you said, am I going 43 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: to clean my son on my taxes this year, right, 44 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, as a dependent, So are 45 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: you asking some real personal questions now? You know, like 46 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: you're the guy that you just said you know me 47 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: from the basketball team that my sons play on basis 48 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: you know, and now you don't jump from the Blazers 49 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 1: to do I clean my son on my taxes? And 50 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 1: do I have a steady income? I mean, like you know, yeah, 51 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 1: I got I got a steady income and I'm claiming 52 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: my son. What I mean what you're trying to get 53 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: at bro? Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking. 54 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: You know, I just want to read you see like 55 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,799 Speaker 1: cool dude. When I saw you at the gym. Man, 56 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: what I was gonna ask you, bro, is you know 57 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: see right now, Man, when I get through with my 58 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: taxes and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about eight 59 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean a 60 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,519 Speaker 1: child as my dependent, man, they're gonna get me by 61 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: twenty two hundred. You see what I'm saying. And what 62 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: I wanted to get at you about, man, is you 63 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: know you let me clean as my son, you know, 64 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: so I can gonna get this good money? Bro? Bro, Bro, 65 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 1: I mean what do you do respect? Bro? You're talking 66 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 1: about you want to clean my son on taxes? Hold on, 67 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 1: but I don't even know you you're talking about you 68 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: see me at my son's basketball games. You might be 69 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: the police for all I know. Bro, he sounds like 70 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: the police. No, no, no, it ain't it ain't. Ain't 71 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: nobody gonna come at your sideways like that. Man. I 72 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: ain't ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man, 73 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: they're going to hit me off of this eight hundred. 74 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: We'll see I can get twenty three, huntred, man, I 75 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 1: kick you down too fifty. You understand I'm saying, man, 76 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: everybody too, Simpty, You're crazy. Now you sound like joke, bro, 77 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: because now you're insult to me. You're telling me you 78 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: want to claim mom now for some when you old money. 79 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: I don't even know you food so I can make 80 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:37,480 Speaker 1: two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying to be on a brother. 81 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: When I claimed my kids, I'm getting the same exact 82 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: like you're getting. I'm getting twenty three hund So what's 83 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know? You 84 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Okay, when I'm the one stuck 85 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 1: over here paying the eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting. 86 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: Ask you to look out for a brother. Man, you say, yeah, 87 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 1: look out. You know my cheching cut from forty hours 88 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,559 Speaker 1: a week to thirteen hours a week, and I still 89 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: got these little sacks to me for Jordan's Michael Jordan 90 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: never put us down. That's why I'm trying to hook 91 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: you up with two fifty. Man. Damn, you don't even 92 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: see a good thing when it's coming at you. Bro, Bro, 93 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 1: I don't know if you're talking about bro No two fifty. Bro, 94 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: when I claim me two little, I'm getting twenty three 95 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: a piece. Bro, what you think I'm gonna take two 96 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 1: fifty from you? Four? I don't even know you like that? 97 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: So I mean you ain't got it. You ain't got 98 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,119 Speaker 1: a trip. Then if you're with my bro, you're my people. 99 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: You know, maybe we could do a little something. I 100 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,359 Speaker 1: can understand that, But Bro, you ain't gonna get me No. 101 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 1: Two fifty when I'm getting the same thing they offering 102 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: you point three hunting. It's comment money Frost. So why 103 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: did I'm supposed to do? What am I opposed to do? Davin? 104 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: Tell me that, I mean, Bro, what you're supposed to 105 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: do is go have you see claim that little every 106 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,280 Speaker 1: year and you will get what I get. Please little 107 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're 108 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: gonna have to do. My hours un got cut from 109 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 1: forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to go 110 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: pick me up the little side. Understand. You gotta change 111 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: your ways. You out here trying to get me locked 112 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 1: up for government scam. Know what I'm trying to do, man, 113 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: is get this eight hundred off my bad dog. That's 114 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,720 Speaker 1: all I'm trying. That. Ain't nobody trying to get no 115 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: trouble man. But you're still talking about getting you a 116 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 1: hunted and getting me locked up. Now you got me. 117 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 1: I'm out here working hard to support my kids, man, 118 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: But I ain't for the city and go through this 119 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,840 Speaker 1: with you no more. Man, I ain't for the city 120 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: and go through this with your nor If you're gonna 121 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 1: help me with this money or not help you with 122 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 1: I see you on Saturday. Bro. I'm gonna up Brom. 123 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: I need your son soldier security number right now. That's 124 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: what I need. Bro. Let me tell you something, broad. 125 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,840 Speaker 1: What do you look like? Bro? You said he's gonna 126 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: stop six ft Bro, when I see you, when I 127 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,920 Speaker 1: step in that gymnasium. Bro, I'm on your You ain't 128 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: on that. You ain't on Blazing Lakers. Bro, You've got 129 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,480 Speaker 1: to bring that damn social Security number. I think it's 130 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: a game. I'm gonna complying him. Okay, Cool. I got 131 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. You're 132 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: lifting to me on my phone. Bro, I don't even 133 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,599 Speaker 1: talking to this food. I got one more thing I 134 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: need to say to you. Man, if you're listening to 135 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:07,280 Speaker 1: make your last statement your tombstone. Bro, this is Nephew 136 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: tim Me from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just 137 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: got prank baby, This nephew tim Me? Man, what's up Devid? 138 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 1: Who you got me out here? Man? You got hey? 139 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: Do you got a boy that you work with? Name? Ye? 140 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 1: Put me up to this man, get working all man, 141 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 1: keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in 142 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 1: the world. Brother. And one more thing, man, I gotta 143 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: ask you. You gotta tell me, man, what is the 144 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man, Steve Harvey Wanning 145 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: crazy Man? I'm gonna beat yeah, and then you have it. 146 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 1: You have then what you want on your Tombstone. Right 147 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 1: as soon as I get in that gym, that was crazy. 148 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:21,840 Speaker 1: You about to get your little seedy claim him take care. 149 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I'm like I'm taking y'all around here. 150 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: Do your part, okay, on your day, show it out. 151 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 1: I'm just trying nothing. I had to spend this eight 152 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 1: hunting man, That's all I'm looking at. I just need 153 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:39,840 Speaker 1: a little work man. Have a brother. He's so concerned 154 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,600 Speaker 1: with his eight hunters like this. Dude ain't got enough 155 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,319 Speaker 1: fish man, man, you need to cut my eye was 156 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:54,560 Speaker 1: man for four government scam. It's going down Friday night. 157 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Ready to love y'all? Ready to love 158 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:03,800 Speaker 1: Friday night on the own network. Tune in eight nine Central, uh, 159 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 1: nine eighth Central. Let flip that nine eight Central and 160 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,319 Speaker 1: watch your boy work. It's the first episode. We've got 161 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,679 Speaker 1: a big surprise for you. It's coming. What is it? 162 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,800 Speaker 1: All right? Thank you enough? You coming up? Strawberry letters subject, 163 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 1: We can see you all. We'll get into it right 164 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 1: after this. 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