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Speaker 1: All right, your morning act. Why don't two point seven kiss?

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Speaker 1: This is a good one. So lean in and I

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Speaker 1: get your quote of to day too. We're supposed to,

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Speaker 1: you know, put in the right mindset. So we all

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Speaker 1: have our favorite fast food places. But if your main

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Speaker 1: criteria is speed, these are the fastest of the fast

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Speaker 1: fast food places serving food fast at number three Carl's Jr. Wow,

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Speaker 1: have you seen the Army's commercials? No? I mean it's

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Speaker 1: been a minute. They just say we meet. I want more,

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Speaker 1: I want what it says, and then the sandwich just

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Speaker 1: drops down boom to meet. Tell me more. And I

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Speaker 1: haven't Armies, But there's an Arby sandwich I saw the

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Speaker 1: other day. It's got I forget they say, asked for

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Speaker 1: say we got to meet a loaded fries and there's

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Speaker 1: but it's got some sauce on it. Someone look it up.

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Speaker 1: What's the Army's special right now? Is that on the

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Speaker 1: list for speed? Got to meet? No? But it's what

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Speaker 1: I used to eat at a kid growing up. We

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Speaker 1: would get that roastbeef all the time. My parents would

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Speaker 1: always get the roast beef too. It was my dad's

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Speaker 1: go to. Yeah, if we wanted fast food, there's like

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Speaker 1: we can't always have it. Yeah, you can go to Arby's.

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Speaker 1: My mom. My mom worked weekend, so it was my dad's.

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Speaker 1: Like the diablo there, just say the diablo, dare and

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Speaker 1: loaded fries, go ahead. It was my my mom worked weekend,

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Speaker 1: so my dad would always like watch us, and he

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Speaker 1: would like, let us bring all of our friends over

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Speaker 1: and like hang out, let us What do you mean

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Speaker 1: let us us joke? Yeah, I got it, And so

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Speaker 1: he would go to Arby's and literally just buy ten

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Speaker 1: of those roastby sandwiches. And that was he would feed

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Speaker 1: us every time. I called him right now and said,

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Speaker 1: I don't think he would understand that joke. All right.

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Speaker 1: Back to the chart, So cause you the number three

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Speaker 1: at number two, Taco bell fast and fast. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can go wrong. What is your go to right now?

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Speaker 1: Taco bell Um go back and forth between a crunch

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Speaker 1: Up Supreme or a cheesy Gordy to crunch. Oh I

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Speaker 1: go to crunch Yeah, but it depends on my mood.

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Speaker 1: All the same ingredients, just like different combinations, all right.

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Speaker 1: And then we have a number one, the fastest of

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Speaker 1: the fast. Average time to get your orders five minutes

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Speaker 1: and two seconds. K FC. Oh we were a KFC family.

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Speaker 1: I don't wait you fast, uh five minutes and two seconds.

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Speaker 1: That worries me that the chickens so fast and ready.

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Speaker 1: Over there, you are going to a fast food restaurant

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Speaker 1: category Chick fil As. The slower sections is eight minutes.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. I love we got to meet.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I don't even represent or they don't

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Speaker 1: even sponsor, so that you're welcome. Harvey's. It has ghost

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Speaker 1: pepper jack cheese, fire hot seasoning, fiery rosalapenos, and Diabo

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Speaker 1: barbecue sauce and it's served on a red like that

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Speaker 1: will put me in the bathroom so good. You got

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Speaker 1: to see the commercial where it just falls out of

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Speaker 1: the sky, oh my gosh, and the sauce strips down.

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Speaker 1: One about those people with their job is the food

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Speaker 1: set designer, Like they make the lettuce have water spots

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Speaker 1: on it and the tomato have a water spots on them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that stuffs like hairspray and gel like that's not

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Speaker 1: it's not real. It's not really edible. That's I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: there for hours. But you know they have like the

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Speaker 1: people who like hold the burgers and stuff and they

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Speaker 1: don't show their bodies. It's like just their hands. The

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Speaker 1: hand models. I've been trying to get Robbie gigs like

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Speaker 1: that because his hands are so Do you want me

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Speaker 1: to call my friends at RBS if they need hand models, Yes,

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Speaker 1: give me their hand agents. Like a charcuterie board would

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Speaker 1: look really nice in his hands, Like his hands are

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Speaker 1: just very gorgeous. Generous pursuit for you for him, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can have you on as the hometown hustler would weak. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's only had one gig and she's broken body parts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a body broker could do it for you. And your feet, Ryan,

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Speaker 1: because your feet are excellent. What about ankles. I don't

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Speaker 1: know about your ankles, but your toes are some sandal commercials.

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Speaker 1: You got good toes. All right, we'll get out there

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Speaker 1: and hustle me some sandal commercials. Oh my god, the

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Speaker 1: snorts called I'm just envisioning it. Sand Yeah, dropped the

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Speaker 1: line in between his toes. Oh my gosh, how great.

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Speaker 1: I see. This is a romantic scene. Go get it

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Speaker 1: from me. Get the campaign Berken Stalks. M hmm, A

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Speaker 1: little wiggle, just a little tiny wiggle. Tevos, I could

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Speaker 1: do the Tevo commercial. Today's quote learned to this thing

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Speaker 1: which who deserves an explanation, who deserves an answer, and

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Speaker 1: who deserves absolutely nothing. Kiss