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Speaker 2: I think it's gotten better because we're in sync.

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Speaker 1: See I see this is not in sync. Oh you're

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Speaker 2: It's your it's yeah, it's definitely your fault. It's not mine.

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Speaker 1: I'll take that. That's not prob at all.

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Speaker 2: So how are you, abe, I'm a little stressed, but

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Speaker 4: I've talked about this a little bit last week, and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just sort of weird.

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Speaker 3: Far the stuff you need is at the other house.

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Speaker 4: Exactly exactly like I don't okay, so my coffee pot

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Speaker 1: That moves with you on the last day, I know,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, what what what am I gonna do?

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Speaker 4: Like, I don't know, So I haven't had coffee today.

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Speaker 4: First of all, that's that's the first morning. And then

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Speaker 1: My throats are horrified that microwave water. It's not like

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Speaker 2: It's you do what you can. And here I'm here.

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Speaker 2: I'm here, I've showed up and uh care you?

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Speaker 2: See, I would be jittering. I would just jitter right

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Speaker 1: It calms it down. So yeah, like I'll I can

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Speaker 1: About a birthday point?

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Speaker 4: Welcome back to How Rude Tanneritos. I'm Andrea Barber and

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Speaker 4: I'm Jodie Sweeten, and today we are discussing season three,

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Speaker 4: episode ten, The Greatest Birthday on Earth. It originally aired

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Speaker 4: on December first, nineteen eighty nine, and it goes a

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Speaker 4: A circus party for Michelle's third birthday, but on that

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Speaker 4: gas station where something goes wrong. It was directed by Billy.

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Speaker 2: Fousta Coffee Coffee Coffee, and it was written by Jeff Franklin.

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Speaker 2: Love it.

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Speaker 4: We got some great guest stars this week, some returning

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Speaker 2: We have Debbie Gregory. She returns to Full House, but

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Speaker 4: And last, but certainly not least, we have Aaron Brownstein

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Speaker 4: and breaking up is hard to do in twenty two minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I'm faced all, No, it's not that. Space

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Speaker 2: So then Michelle stomps in and exclaims happy birthday to me.

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Speaker 2: Do it anyway. It's a special skill on your resume,

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Speaker 4: So Stuff attempts to juggle, but the balls immediately fall

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Speaker 2: And I gotta say the wardrobe department has really stepped

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Speaker 2: He's so wearing the light jeans and then the silver

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Speaker 3: Well now but now the silver tip boots match the

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Speaker 2: He's really leaning hard into this look for season three.

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Speaker 1: And I well, we've we've skewed away from rat pack.

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Speaker 1: Why? I mean, why not? It's so can you imagine

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Speaker 4: Actually, this would be amazing if he had joined them

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Speaker 4: Anyway, So Danny tells Joey he got a great cake.

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Speaker 2: That's it, Okay, that was it.

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Speaker 2: Finally it's the day.

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Speaker 1: It's the day, Dan. She's gotten herself all dressed up

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: The Tanner girls are very very self sufficient, self sufficient.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, no coffee, it's nothing that it doesn't again

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Speaker 2: It's contagious.

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Speaker 4: So they pick her up, they burn her over to

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Speaker 4: and she says, my circus party, and she puts on

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Speaker 4: asks her if she'd like to go fix her dad's

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00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 4: car with him and then after they can go for

443
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:08,159
Speaker 4: a special birthday drive. Michelle says, no way, Jose.

444
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, smart, No, why why would you want to drag

445
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 3: a kid to a mechanic?

446
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,720
Speaker 2: This didn't track for me.

447
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 4: This was no this was a plot device, to contrivance

448
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 4: to make the storyline work.

449
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,760
Speaker 2: But yeah, I was just like, what come on?

450
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 4: So Steph runs in the kitchen telling everyone she almost

451
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,479
Speaker 4: got it this time. She tries juggling again, just like before,

452
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 4: but all of the balls drop on the ground immediately,

453
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 4: and she angrily yells, I hate gravity. Jesse tells Steph

454
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 4: that they should go take a nice drive, emphasizing how

455
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,719
Speaker 4: much fun it will be while staring directly at Michelle.

456
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,359
Speaker 4: He continues to say Michelle can't come because she's not

457
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,360
Speaker 4: three years old yet, and Michelle states, I'm three years old,

458
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 4: and Jesse responds.

459
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 2: Excitedly, then you get to go? What kind of reverse

460
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 2: psychology Jesus just to get her to go to the

461
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 2: mechanic like that?

462
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 1: Why does she need to go?

463
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,439
Speaker 3: Why do they need I mean, do they want her

464
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,880
Speaker 3: out of the house so that they can decorate?

465
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 4: They should have had a line that said that. That

466
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 4: would have made a lot more sense than Jesse just

467
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,439
Speaker 4: manipulating these girls into.

468
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 2: Going with him to the mechanic. Right, Yeah, it would

469
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 2: make sense to get her out of the way.

470
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesse go entertaining the girl, right, that's what I

471
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 1: thought maybe was happening, Like okay, well you know, Michelle's hey,

472
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 1: maybe Steph will go and like that's where Steph gets

473
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: roped in. I don't know.

474
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:31,880
Speaker 2: Maybe there was a line and it was cut because

475
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 2: that would have made a lot more sense.

476
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 1: And that makes sense. Then it was cut because if

477
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: it makes sense, then you should cut that.

478
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 2: We don't. Logic does not apply in the Gallhouse universe,

479
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 2: just does.

480
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 1: Funny Karen Connie doesn't matter. Okay.

481
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 4: So Danny asks, uh, if he's just being nice so

482
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 4: he can get out of blowing up more balloons, and

483
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:53,880
Speaker 4: Jesse says.

484
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 2: Absolutely, joo babe.

485
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 4: Danny turns around and he finds Joey eating Michelle's cake

486
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 4: his hands, and he Joey defends himself. Michelle did it first, Oh, Dave,

487
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 4: so funny. So next we're in the living room. It

488
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 4: is decked out in circus decorations.

489
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: Holy cown lord is it?

490
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 3: And all I could think was we went from having

491
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 3: people manually.

492
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: Blow up belongs to this all these boons, fifteen foot

493
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: tall circus clown on stilts. Hammel and couldn't buy an

494
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: air pump.

495
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 5: You know it.

496
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: Was where did you get the clowns?

497
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 4: This is just the beginning of the overly extravagant full

498
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 4: house or fuller house parties.

499
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: In the house was wild, wild and horrifying. I have

500
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 1: to say, I was like this, these are these are scary.

501
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, the decorations are scared It is so extra for a.

502
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 1: Three year all they have done. If Ashley or Mary

503
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: Kate was scared of clowns or one of the kids, right, Oh,

504
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: they have to do a clown check first, like, hey,

505
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: does this picture scare you? Okay, you can get the show.

506
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: Hey, the joke's gotta work. So there was no other

507
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 2: choice for them.

508
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: Wow, the circus is yeah.

509
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 4: Well, and at least Danny Danny explains why. He says

510
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 4: it's too bad his station canceled Uncle Punzie's Big Top,

511
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 4: but it saved him a fortune direct on decorations.

512
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 2: Okay, so that right, right, I guess I don't know.

513
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, at least they didn't go out and buy

514
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 4: all this stuff for a two hour party, which she

515
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 4: doesn't even rent.

516
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: You'd rent it, you would rent it at a large

517
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: party supply company that you know where you rent where

518
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 1: they do things like the oscars. You know, that's where

519
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 1: you get a seventeen foot tall you know, clown on stilts,

520
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: not just anyway and just go looking around in a corner,

521
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: you know, party city for that.

522
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 4: I'm surprised they didn't put it in the backyard, the

523
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 4: shape shifting backyard, where they could have made it even

524
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 4: bigger than the love.

525
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing is, it actually started out as

526
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: a normal sized clown mannequin, and then it just then

527
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: we stretched it in the backyard because we needed it taller,

528
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: and so we were like, all right, backyard, do your thing,

529
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: and then we just brought it back in there.

530
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 2: It worked, It definitely worked. So the phone rings and

531
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 2: Danny picks it up. It's Jesse.

532
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 4: Danny asks where he is, because Michelle's friends are going

533
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 4: to be there any minute. We see Jesse on the

534
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 4: other line. He tells Danny.

535
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 2: They're stuck at a gas station.

536
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 4: The mechanic doesn't know what's wrong with Danny's car, but

537
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 4: they do know it's going to be very very expensive,

538
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 4: isn't it always is?

539
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 2: Never preparing your car is never cheap.

540
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 4: Right, Jesse adds, Look, this had nothing to do with

541
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 4: me adjusting your idol, and Danny sarcastically asks why would

542
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 4: he blame Jesse just because he was the last person

543
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:00,160
Speaker 4: to touch his car and now it's dead. Jesse says'll

544
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 4: be home just as soon as Elmer revives the car.

545
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 4: He tells Danny not to worry about the bill either,

546
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 4: He's taken care of it by finding Danny's credit card

547
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 4: in the glove compartment.

548
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: Jesse quickly hangs up.

549
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 4: Elmer tells Jesse he's all set, and he says he

550
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 4: doesn't know who the donkey brain is that fiddled with

551
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 4: his idol, but.

552
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:25,959
Speaker 2: He ought to get his money back. Whoops. Jesse smiles nervously,

553
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 2: and he says he'll see what he can do.

554
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 4: Elmer says he's going home to see Esther, his wife,

555
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 4: but Jesse thinks he said siesta, so he says.

556
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 2: Hey, enjoy your nap. Elmer clarifies what he said, telling

557
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: Jesse it gets people every time. Okay, this guy's a jokester.

558
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 2: He's got jokes.

559
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 1: Where are they though? Where did they go in San

560
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: Francisco to this mechanic on a tree lined street? Are

561
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: they there?

562
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 3: You could call the house, but you couldn't call a cab.

563
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 2: I oh, yeah, that's right.

564
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 4: I I well it was a very spacious garage too,

565
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 4: for our gas station for San Francisco.

566
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, that's Elmer.

567
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: Maybe they went out and they were out on a

568
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: drive outside of San Francisco, because that's what you should

569
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: do when you have a big event, is go drive

570
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 1: somewhere in a car that you're getting fixed.

571
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, that nothing ever goes wrong then.

572
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 3: Now, then we wouldn't have a series.

573
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: So you know, I get it.

574
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 2: Jokes gotta work, yep. So Jesse asks Michelle and Steph

575
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: if either of them have to use the bathroom before

576
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 2: they go. Both girls raise their hands and say I do.

577
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: Jesse's relieved because he also has to go to the bathroom,

578
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 2: so they all run towards the bathroom to take their dumps.

579
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 2: Jesse and the girls going to the going to the dup.

580
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 2: Jesse and the girls go into.

581
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 4: The bathrooms, and then Elmer is shown locking up the

582
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 4: garage singing about seeing esther. Meanwhile, in the living room,

583
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 4: Danny and Joey are finishing the party set up. When

584
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 4: the doorbell rings, Danny sarcastically says, oh great, the birthday

585
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 4: girl is still at a gas station and my house

586
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 4: is about to turn into Sesame's circus. Joey asks if

587
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,719
Speaker 4: he should answer the door, and Danny says, well, if

588
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 4: we're really quiet, maybe they'll go away. Back at the

589
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 4: gas station, the girls and Jesse leave the bathroom and

590
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 4: Michelle says time for presents. Jesse tells Michelle, you got it, babe.

591
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 4: We're out of here, and he attempts to open the

592
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 4: garage door.

593
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 2: The door doesn't open.

594
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 4: Jesse says, we're out of here again and tries the

595
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 4: office door, which is also locked. He nervously turns to

596
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 4: the girls, asking if anyone has to go to the

597
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 4: bathroom again. Steph says uh oh, and Michelle asks.

598
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 2: Why did you say that. Steph breaks it to her,

599
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: if they can't get out of there, she's going to

600
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: miss her birthday. Michelle whimpers, no.

601
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 4: Happy birthday to me, and Steph gives her a big hug,

602
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 4: trying to comfort her. That was such a sweet moment

603
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 4: like that.

604
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 2: Hog was genuine. I could tell like you were you

605
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 2: were close to her. It was so sweet.

606
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm very close with that.

607
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, her breaking moment too.

608
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, I wonder if there wasn't a window in

609
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,719
Speaker 1: the bathroom that that Jesse could have like tossed one

610
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: of the kids through and figured out how to open it.

611
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 4: Well, and there's all sorts of tools at this mechanic

612
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 4: as well. He could have just thrown can't you break

613
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 4: a window?

614
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. It seems like I don't know. I

615
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 2: don't know the jokes. The storyline has to work. Storyline's

616
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 2: gotta work.

617
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 3: Storylines gotta work. Story has to work.

618
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: Story a little bit later at the jobs, if we

619
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: made too much sense, we'll let it slide. Uh.

620
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 4: Later in the living room, DJ is singing Row Row

621
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 4: Row your boat to entertain Michelle's friends, and again she's

622
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 4: wearing her signature mustard yellow and black colors like.

623
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 3: Every straight off the Starship Enterprise.

624
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 4: DJ tells the kids to finish off the song, but

625
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 4: they sit there in silence, staring at her. One kid

626
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 4: pours the bowl of popcorn on his head, and DJ

627
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 4: finishes the song.

628
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 2: Life is but a Nightmare, Oh Lenny, Lenny.

629
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 4: She calls her dad and Joey into the room, considering

630
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 4: she's dying in there, and DJ wonders aloud, why didn't

631
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 4: they just go to chuck e cheese.

632
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, this would have.

633
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: Been simple.

634
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 3: And also one that every parent asks themselves when they

635
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 3: post a birthday party at their house is why didn't.

636
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 2: It's a lot easier.

637
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, So we cut to the kitchen where Danny and

638
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 4: Joey walk in in their extravagant clown costumes and Danny's

639
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 4: even comes with huge clown shoes. This is the stuff

640
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 4: of nightmares. Like this was horrifying.

641
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 2: It horrib This was so above and beyond like three.

642
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: I And also I was like, why wouldn't you put

643
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: those stiffy shoes on until you got up the stairs?

644
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Why would you try?

645
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 2: And you know, Bob's got long limbs, now he's got

646
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 2: long feet.

647
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: It's well, I mean, it was funny that he was trying,

648
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: but it was that was the thing. You're like, who

649
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: would do that? But I mean it was a lot.

650
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 4: And what happens next, it's just is gonna hants in

651
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 4: my nightmares. Joey tells Danny they have to start the show,

652
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 4: and Danny questions, without Michelle, we're gonna put on a circus.

653
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: For the neighbors kids. Joey says, it'll be a lot

654
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 2: of fun, and when Michelle gets back, they will do

655
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: it again for her. There's a knock on the door

656
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: and a beautiful woman and a little boy are standing there.

657
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: She asks, why is she at the back door?

658
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: Why did she come to the back door? Well, because

659
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: she's been there before. So she's like, I know where

660
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,719
Speaker 1: the back door is. I'll just see myself in right.

661
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: Nobody else knows where the back door is, but she's like,

662
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: I look, I've been here before. I was here visiting

663
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: my sister. I mean, oh my gosh, what's you know? Jeff.

664
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 4: Jeff once told me that one of the hardest parts

665
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 4: about writing is writing characters, entrances and exits, like, because, yeah,

666
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 4: it would make sense she would come in the front door,

667
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 4: but the party's at the front door, so they have

668
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 4: to have her come in the back door.

669
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 2: But it doesn't make sense.

670
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, but you didn't. You didn't have to

671
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: have her coming through the back You could have had

672
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: her come in through the kitchen and be like, oh, yeah,

673
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: the bathroom, and like, she.

674
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 2: That is way too logical for this show.

675
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: I know, I know.

676
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 2: So uh. The guys introduced themselves to Karen Penner.

677
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: She's liar, liar, You're not Karen Penner, you're Connie Donaldson

678
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: Dave Donaldson.

679
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 4: Karen claims that she's Robert's aunt as well as Howie's

680
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 4: mom and Joe Joey says.

681
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 2: Have we met before? Okay, so maybe this was like

682
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 2: an inside joke.

683
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I couldn't with that.

684
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, we met.

685
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 4: In an earlier episode, up in Michelle's room read, Danny

686
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 4: introduces himself, saying he's a single parent who loves foreign

687
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 4: films and long walks on the beach. Karen says, it's

688
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 4: nice to meet you both.

689
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: Karen's like, I just come to a kid's birthday party.

690
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: Why are you?

691
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 3: Why are you dressed like a clown and telling me

692
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 3: what some care?

693
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: Wait? I just literally wrote down why is he being creepy? Him?

694
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 2: Out of cringe? Just this scene, Like I had to

695
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: watch it with my hands over my eyes. It was oh.

696
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 3: So.

697
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 4: Danny tells Karen he's usually a snazzy dresser and earth

698
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 4: tones go great with his brown dough eyes.

699
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 2: He humbly brags that she may.

700
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Speaker 1: By the way, I just so that everyone is clear,

701
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: it's brown doe do oe as in dough, a deer,

702
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: a female deer, not brown do o ug like bread dough.

703
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: I just wanted to clarify that because I have a

704
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 1: feeling there were some kids that were like brown doe eyes,

705
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: Like h.

706
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I don't know.

707
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: I just it's it's just not it's not a term

708
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: that people say brown eyes.

709
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 2: For all the for the younger set that's listening to this,

710
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 2: For the younger.

711
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: Set, it's not that he has dough ball eyes.

712
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 2: He's got yeah, his brown dough eyes.

713
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 4: Then he humbly brags that she may have seen him,

714
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 4: the real him on his talk show Wake Up San Francisco.

715
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 4: Karen is very excited about this. She says she has

716
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 4: breakfast with him every morning. She loves the show.

717
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: Danny tells, I'm supposed she can get it all the

718
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: way Nebraska. Yeah.

719
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 2: Danny tells her to stay for the circus and the

720
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 2: birthday cake, and then he asks her if she's When

721
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 2: she says no, he tells her to stay for as

722
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 2: long as she'd like. Man, Danny's hard up, like he's

723
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 2: just really just laying it on thick.

724
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: Thick Is that frosting on the cake?

725
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 4: Danny shows Karen and her nephew to the living room.

726
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 4: Joey asks Danny, what's with him? He's never seen him

727
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 4: so aggressive? Yes, thank you, Joey.

728
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: Seriously, Yeah, I mean it can't be that.

729
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 3: You're like, I look great.

730
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: What do you what?

731
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 4: Danny admits he doesn't know what came over him. He

732
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 4: just got this manly feeling, and quite frankly, he liked it.

733
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: No.

734
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 4: Oh, this is the worst impossible time to pick up

735
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 4: a woman is when you're wearing a giant clown.

736
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 2: Costume with giant feet. Oh dear, well, yeah, okay.

737
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 4: Jesse tells the girls they're stuck. There's even bars on

738
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 4: the window. Michelle pouts, asks about her circus party stuff.

739
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 4: Tells her not to worry because Uncle Jesse is gonna

740
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 4: come up with a plan to get them out of there.

741
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 4: Jesse admits his plan is to wait there until Goober

742
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 4: lets them out, and Steph says, well, I was wrong,

743
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 4: there is no plan.

744
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 2: Michelle pouts, saying she wants her circus party. Jesse tells

745
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 2: her he's sorry, but he doesn't know what to do.

746
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 2: But then he finds some supplies lying around and gets

747
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 2: an idea. He tells me.

748
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 4: He tells Michelle he's going to give her the best

749
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 4: circus party in the history of circus parties.

750
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: Michelle, that's a bit of an over cell. But okay,

751
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: he didn't need to that hard, you know what I mean. Like,

752
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: we're going to try and do her best, but like

753
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: the best circus party in the history.

754
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 2: He's trying to do his best. And it's well, she's three,

755
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: you know, it's you gotta do what you gotta do.

756
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 4: Uh So, Jesse adds that it's gonna happen right here

757
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 4: in the gas station, and stuff is like, what in

758
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 4: this gas station?

759
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 2: Jesse tells her to trust him. He pulls her to

760
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: the side to whisper his plan, reminding Michelle not to listen,

761
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 2: so she covers her ears. Back in the living room,

762
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 2: DJ is dressed as a lion tamer and she introduced

763
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 2: me to the Tanner family circus to the kids. They

764
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: let out a huge applause. Dj adds that it's starring

765
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 2: her Tanner the Tamer, and the kids applaud again. She

766
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 2: warns them stand back because she's about to release Comet

767
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 2: the Ferocious. When Comet is revealed in his cute lion costume,

768
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 2: Lenny the kids says, hey, that's not a lion, let

769
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 2: me go home.

770
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: That's what makes me?

771
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, just the stuff you get, the popcorn on your head.

772
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 2: I'm not a lion, you're the I love kids like this.

773
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 2: They just have to like be like, no, this isn't right,

774
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 2: this isn't true.

775
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: Right, actually you're wrong, and you're like you're three Okay.

776
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 2: I love this kid. I'm sad it's his last appearance.

777
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't worry. We'll be coming back as another character.

778
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 4: I wonder why he didn't stick with acting. This is

779
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 4: the guy that became a writer eventually in his adult year.

780
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 4: Since like, he's like, I'm done with his acting thing.

781
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, so uh.

782
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 4: DJ begins her performance telling comment to jump through a

783
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 4: hula hoop, and when when he doesn't because he's a puppy, she.

784
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 2: Lifts him through herself.

785
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 4: The kids cheer for her performance, and DJ calls in

786
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 4: the clowns for the next bit. Joey and Danny burst in.

787
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 4: Danny is pushing Joey in a wheelbarrow.

788
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: It can't have been easy to push the barrel with him.

789
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: I wonder I would can you imagine I would have?

790
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 2: You would have broken a bone out of the door

791
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: for sure.

792
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 4: Joey pops a balloon full of confetti and Danny immediately

793
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 4: vacuums the floor after him.

794
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, yes, I would be Danny glitter.

795
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 2: It's like you'll never get it up.

796
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: It's just it's just bigger glitter, right, Yeah.

797
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 2: Joey introduces himself in a high pitched voice as Jojo

798
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 2: the clown and his sidekicks. Name is clean.

799
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: Oh.

800
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 4: Danny greets the kids and his clown voice and reminds

801
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 4: them it's a clean circus, and it's a clean circus.

802
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 4: Is a fun circus, Joey argues at the best circus.

803
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 2: Oh, look, there's balloons.

804
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: Look, speaking of circuses, it's just balloons just popped up

805
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: on your screen.

806
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 4: My god, we're leaving the episode right now, right, But

807
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 4: Joey counter He counter argues that the best circus is

808
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 4: a messy circus, and then he sprays Danny with silly string.

809
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: Oh oh, silly string. What do you think silly strings

810
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: made of? What? What? Weird?

811
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 2: It's sticky, you can't ever get it doesn't for the environment,

812
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 2: it can't be good for your lungs. You can't get

813
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 2: it off of your clothes like this was, it's everywhere.

814
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 4: It's yeah, So Danny tries to spray Joey back, but

815
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 4: he sprays himself instead, and the kids are just getting

816
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 4: a big kick out of this. Danny declares it's time

817
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 4: for some good, clean fun with balloons. Danny holds up

818
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 4: a balloon in the shape of a heart, sits next

819
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 4: to Karen and says, I give you my heart as

820
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 4: he hands her the balloon.

821
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 2: Karen awkwardly thanks him and then whispers.

822
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: Right, it's again. Read the room, Danny, read the room, bro.

823
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: She's not interested. She wasn't interested when you were hitting

824
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: on her in your clown out in the kitchen. She

825
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, great, I just want to come bring

826
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 1: my nephew to this birthday party. And now you're making

827
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: her even more and she's well, although although I guess

828
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, well, because she comes back for another episode.

829
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 4: Is that?

830
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 2: But she's also the only other adult in the room

831
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,959
Speaker 2: that's not a family member, like a Tanner family member.

832
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 2: So it's like, why every other parent just dropped off

833
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 2: their kids.

834
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: Danny doesn't get out often. Maybe it doesn't right, Well,

835
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: I got questions.

836
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 4: So Danny decides to let Jojo entertain the kids, and

837
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 4: Jojo announces guess what kids, Cleano is on the make

838
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 4: and winks.

839
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 2: Danny in says he was just having some good, clean fun.

840
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 2: Then he pours a bowl of popcorn down Joey's overalls

841
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: and then adds some fruit punch to the mix too,

842
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 2: and Joey says he's having a party in his pants.

843
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh, First of all, how do they

844
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 2: keep straight faces in this scene doing this bit?

845
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: I mean, luckily they were dressed as clowns and they

846
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: didn't really have to, But but I was like, Danny

847
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: pouring fruit punch and popcorn down Dan would be horrible a.

848
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 2: Character for Danny.

849
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: I was just like, what, although this whole, this whole

850
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: episode is just out of character for Danny. They have

851
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,280
Speaker 1: fallen and hit his head. I think I think somehow

852
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: Danny hurt himself before this episode and.

853
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 4: He is macause nothing else about his behavior this episode makes.

854
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: Sense, because nothing like Who's right?

855
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,240
Speaker 2: The doorbell rings when you think it can't get weirder.

856
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,439
Speaker 1: Literally, I fell out of my chair when I watched

857
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: the doorbell rings.

858
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 2: DJ opens it and a real elephant walks in.

859
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 3: What what? What?

860
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: How did the elephant read up the stairs?

861
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 3: An elephant?

862
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: A baby elephant? How did the horse John? I'm gonna

863
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: go up again the horse right, well, the horses. It's

864
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: it's also shape shifting. When the backyard changes at the front,

865
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 1: steps can either collapse or go up. It was very

866
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: very accessible. It turns into a ramp. Yeah, who and

867
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: who the hell is letting a child be in charge

868
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: of an elephant?

869
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 3: Who's in charge of this elephant.

870
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: That they just handed an elephant over?

871
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 3: And we're like, sure, can't take the elephant up those stairs?

872
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 2: Handler for the elephant?

873
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:31,479
Speaker 1: Child? Wild? Just just this elephant drove itself there, Okay.

874
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: The bar was like I'm here, I heard I got

875
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 1: a party rental. Three o'clock.

876
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 3: You're smoking a cigarette by his car, Like, all right,

877
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 3: let's get to these stairs.

878
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: Do this thing on me, you know what I mean?

879
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 3: Like, just this is what the elephant does.

880
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 2: Everyone's got to make a living, include the elephant.

881
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gotta do. Yeah, he's got to do things,

882
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,479
Speaker 1: you know, God, this poor elephant. And that was also

883
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I as an elephant, remember.

884
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 2: You elephants when you were in Thailand?

885
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: Right, I did, but in a way like I did

886
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: it at a place that does not allow them like that.

887
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: You don't ride them, you don't you basically interact with

888
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: whatever they're doing, as opposed to like tak me a

889
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 1: picture or whatever.

890
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 3: You know, the elephants are really that into painting as

891
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 3: far as I know, so it, yeah, just kind of

892
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 3: letting them do their thing. But yeah, this this poor

893
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 3: little elephant.

894
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 2: Though he was very cute, but yeah, I just thought.

895
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 1: So, especially when they're very they are nimbled.

896
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 4: I'll tell you that the elephant proceeds to reach his

897
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 4: trunk into Joey's pants and take out JoJo's underwear.

898
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 2: Stop it, stop it?

899
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: Can we did they plan this? With the how What

900
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 1: if they hadn't planned this? What if the elephant was

901
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: just putting its trunk.

902
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 3: Down, down, down, down Joey's pants and he was like, well,

903
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 3: guess we're.

904
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: Just doing this. This is the play.

905
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 2: This scene is so awkward and weird and unhinged.

906
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: Dave Dave had Dave had a party in his pants

907
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 1: and an elephant in his pants. And if you think

908
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,760
Speaker 1: that he could have said either of those things without

909
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: absolutely losing his mind.

910
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 4: And you know he loved I'm surprised he didn't write

911
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 4: this scene himself because he he was loving this, right,

912
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 4: I would.

913
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: Be a little nervous though at an elephant sticking its

914
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: trunk down my pants, you know what I mean, I

915
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: don't know, they're they're they're you know, it's the thing

916
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: that you want to do.

917
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 2: I hear so many jokes in my head.

918
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: I can't say.

919
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 3: About an elephant trunk in Dave's pants.

920
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, they write themselves. I mean, not

921
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: that you would know it from this scene because it's

922
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: so weird and just awkward and not funny, but but yeah,

923
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: the jokes could write themselves if this were.

924
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 2: Not having a hot flash from laughing stord.

925
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 4: Okay, let's get back to the gas station, please, where

926
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 4: it's a little more normal.

927
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh right, where things are normal. Let's get back to

928
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: the normal part of this show where these people are

929
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: trapped in a gas station that has a boys and

930
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: a girl's restroom.

931
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 3: By the way, at a gas station that looks like that,

932
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 3: but they've got boys and.

933
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: You know, ready for anybody.

934
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 4: I have to breathe, I can continue. Jesse and Steph

935
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 4: are dressed up in mechanic outfits, using items from the

936
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 4: garage to pretend to be clowns for Michelle. Michelle claps

937
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 4: when she sees them and says, yay.

938
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 3: I mean at least she wasn't like Letty, that's not

939
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 3: a clown.

940
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 2: She's not willing to play along. Yeah, at least she was.

941
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: At least, yeah, she long, we're willing to go with it,

942
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: my god.

943
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 2: Jesse introduces himself as Greasy the Clown, and Steph announces

944
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 2: that she's Stepha bell a clown. They blow fake confetti

945
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 2: at Michelle and say Happy Birthday, Michelle, and she responds,

946
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Steph tells her Greasy will now

947
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 2: walk a tightrope without a net. Greasy walks across a

948
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 2: laid down ladder as Steph uses an air pump to

949
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 2: make sounds to go along with the Little Circus song,

950
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 2: So cute, so innovative, Love it.

951
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: Well's I actually started a band before Girl Talk. It

952
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: was the precursor. Was for the precursor girl Talk? It

953
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: was Yeah, it was Pumpy Up is what the name

954
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: of the band was.

955
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 2: So then Greasy announces it's time for Michelle's Big Top.

956
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 3: Greasy, I mean you know what that fellow what Bob

957
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 3: and David call it the rest of the show.

958
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: Greasy, It's the hair.

959
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 2: It's always the hair. Yeah, So Greasy says it's time

960
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 2: for Michelle's Big Top and here wait, what does this say?

961
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 2: Greasy announces it's time for Michelle's Big Top to present

962
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 2: Greasy and Stepha Bel's Extravaganza of Puppet Love.

963
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: Intro. Let me tell you I love sock puppets. Okay,

964
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: I don't know why I do. I think they're absurd

965
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: and ridiculous. And I had a whole skit where, like

966
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 1: I did a comedy thing with sock puppets re enacting

967
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: weird craigslist as. I don't know what it is. I think,

968
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: I just I just think sock puppets doing anything are

969
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: It's so stupid because it's so poorly done and it's.

970
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 3: Just a hand doing that like it's I love it.

971
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 2: It's simplistic.

972
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 3: I love muppets. I love sock puppets, and I think

973
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 3: this is.

974
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 2: This is the origin of your love for soft puppets.

975
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: It's this, yeah, with a name like the the Extravaganza

976
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: of Puppet Love. I mean, come on, not until Avenue

977
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: Q did we get that kind of uh you know,

978
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: incredible uh puppet mastery.

979
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 4: So Just and Steph use dirty Socks to do a

980
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 4: sock puppet show about being stuck in a gas station.

981
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,240
Speaker 4: Steph's puppet says it's the uncle's fault, and Jesse's puppet

982
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 4: argues that it isn't. Then Steph's puppet ricks rips the

983
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,280
Speaker 4: sock off of Jesse's hand and Jesse exclaims, help, I'm naked,

984
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 4: and Michelle smiles, saying that's funny.

985
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 2: What I love your passive aggressiveness. You're just like, let's

986
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 2: turn this, pop this.

987
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: He guess what You're a yeah, Well that's the thing.

988
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: You can do that with a puppet.

989
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 3: You can, you know, like Kermit calls him one a

990
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 3: name and you're like, that's funny.

991
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: But it's so passive aggressive.

992
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 4: I love it, just to take out all your aggression

993
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 4: with the yeah. So Jesse announces the finale and begins

994
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 4: to sing and juggle, and then he encourages Steph to

995
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 4: juggle too. Steph says she can't do it, Jess he

996
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 4: urges her to try it, just for Michelle.

997
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 2: Steph gives in. She throws the balls in the air

998
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 2: and catches all three. How many times did you do that?

999
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 1: Miraculous with the size of my little tiny hands.

1000
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 2: It's did you know how to juggle going into this episode?

1001
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: Or no? I had to learn for this student, I

1002
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,280
Speaker 1: learn how to juggle again.

1003
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 3: This is you're like, hey, you know what we need

1004
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 3: you to do in three days juggle?

1005
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: It was like, oh my god, and I do have

1006
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: very tiny hands and like as a child they were

1007
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: even smaller, and so it was like trying to learn. Yeah,

1008
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: but I did it.

1009
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 3: I got one revolution. You did also, John.

1010
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 2: Juggles, Where did this come from?

1011
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: Like?

1012
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 2: I guess he was telling the truth on the resume.

1013
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,760
Speaker 2: Where syn list your special.

1014
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: Talent one in his mouth does a whole?

1015
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 2: This guy did he take lessons too?

1016
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1017
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1018
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: I was impressed, though, you learned how to jungle?

1019
00:50:58,440 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 3: Juggle whall playing the drugs?

1020
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe, I don't know.

1021
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 3: I mean maybe with the with the drumstick, you know.

1022
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, so he's got that the dexterity in

1023
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 4: his fingers. So Jesse and the audience all cheer for

1024
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 4: Steph and Stephan. Jesse end the show by shouting by

1025
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 4: a bang. Michelle asks Steph, how did you do that?

1026
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 4: And Steph is like, I have no idea. Jesse runs

1027
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 4: into the bathroom and brings out a makeshift cake of

1028
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 4: twinkies with candles on it.

1029
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: Singing, because that's where I want the cake to come

1030
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: out of. It is a pile of Twinkies laid in

1031
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: a gas station bathroom.

1032
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 2: Maybe there was a vending machine back there and they

1033
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 2: were there was a machine cake.

1034
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 3: But still you're storing them in the bathroom.

1035
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 2: It's just peak cleanliness here. This episode is just not

1036
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: at all right.

1037
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: Michelle didn't get a birthday party, but she did get

1038
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:53,720
Speaker 1: a staff.

1039
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 2: So Michelle out the candles and Jesse and Stephanie cheer.

1040
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:07,240
Speaker 4: Elmer finally shows back up this guy and he asked,

1041
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 4: what the h double hockey sticks is going on in here?

1042
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: I thought he went home?

1043
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 2: Why did he come back like this is?

1044
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't because he was going to he was

1045
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: going to see Esther. He's going to si Esta, and

1046
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: the implication is that he like goes home and comes back.

1047
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 2: I didn't catch that.

1048
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: I'm so excited dancing on his way.

1049
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 2: Why am I just now realizing this? You had to

1050
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 2: explain it to me. Sorry, it's okay, I haven't had coffee.

1051
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Coty, you haven't had It's or maybe I'm

1052
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: just imagining something ter her and maybe she just makes

1053
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 1: a really great turkey sigh.

1054
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 3: I don't know, you know what I mean?

1055
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,240
Speaker 1: It could be either one, but hey, it's it seems

1056
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: to me it's a choose your own adventure.

1057
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 3: They might be leaning into.

1058
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jesse asks what's the matter with him for not

1059
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 4: checking the bathrooms before locking up, and Elmer reminds Jesse

1060
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 4: he's the one with a funnel on his head.

1061
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 2: Back in the living room, man the back and forth

1062
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 2: in this episode, Back in the back, in.

1063
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: The in the circus, in the cycle Circus.

1064
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 4: Danny is cleaning up after the party when Jess and

1065
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 4: Steph and Michelle finally get home. Danny hugs his kids

1066
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 4: and asks Jesse how Jesse says, hey, this wasn't my fault, Danny.

1067
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 4: Danny doesn't believe him and storms off, what do you

1068
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 4: mean it was a The.

1069
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: Carvering down is also your fault because you messed with

1070
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: the idol and you were like convincing these two kids

1071
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: to leave the house with you. This is entirely your fault, Jesse,

1072
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,760
Speaker 1: is entirely your fault. There's no one else just fifty

1073
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: I mean, elsewhere did lock you in the thing? But again,

1074
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: what were youse?

1075
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 2: Didn't you call for a cab?

1076
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:01,439
Speaker 1: You know, it's just this is He's totally your fault, Jesse.

1077
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, so Jesse yells after Danny says he says

1078
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 4: that he's sorry. Danny turns around asking how could you

1079
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 4: let this happen, adding in that they just put on

1080
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 4: a three hour circus for the neighbor's kids. Danny is

1081
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 4: empathetic towards Michelle, knowing how much she was looking forward

1082
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 4: to the party. He tells her they can still have fun,

1083
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 4: but Michelle excitedly tells her dad that she saw clowns.

1084
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 4: She points at Jesse and says Uncle Jesse was a

1085
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 4: clown and Danny is shocked. Uncle Jesse was a clown,

1086
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 4: but Uncle Jesse hates clowns, and Jesse responds.

1087
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 2: More than ever. Steph tells her dad that Jesse made

1088
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 2: a whole circus at the gas station with a tightrope walker,

1089
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: a puppet show, and two jugglers, Thank you very much.

1090
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 2: Danny asks Jesse if he really did all of that

1091
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 2: for Michelle, and Jesse tells him, hey, it was my

1092
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 2: niece's third birthday. Danny apologizes to Jesse and then tells him.

1093
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: Why why did he apologize? Well, the turn and this

1094
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: was so quick. You did all of that for Michelle.

1095
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: You got her locked in a gas station, you fed

1096
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: her possibly tainted twinkies. I mean, yeah, but I don't know.

1097
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be immediately be like, well, it's shame on me.

1098
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I would be like, well, at least she

1099
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,359
Speaker 1: did something after getting locked in a gas station.

1100
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 2: At least he'd made up for it. But you know,

1101
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 2: Jesse didn't. He did stretch himself. He hates clowns. He

1102
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 2: dressed up as a mechanic clown and he made it special.

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00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 4: I think Danny was just so worried that Michelle was

1104
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 4: going to be upset at missing the party, that's but

1105
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 4: she ended up being like she loved it.

1106
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 5: That's she was like, great, that's three year old. You

1107
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 5: know that you don't need live elephants. You don't need

1108
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 5: all of the desertion foot all, yeah, or fake camels.

1109
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 2: Kids just want simple, simple, easy parties where they're loved.

1110
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 3: They just want a bucket of popcorn to dump on

1111
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 3: their heads and a.

1112
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 2: Cake where you can reach your hands in and smash

1113
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:01,919
Speaker 2: it in your face. So, Danny, where am I? Danny

1114
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 2: apologizes to Jesse and then he tells Jesse, hey, you

1115
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 2: were a great uncle. Today and every day.

1116
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 4: He gives him a huge hug, but Jesse stops him,

1117
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 4: this is a bozo no no, and he shakes Danny's

1118
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 4: hand instead. DJ walks in telling Michelle that they saved

1119
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 4: her a special surprise from her party and it's in

1120
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 4: the backyard. On the way to the backyard, DJ asks

1121
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 4: Jesse how he got locked in a gas station, and

1122
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,959
Speaker 4: Jesse explains, someday, when you're older and you get locked

1123
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 4: in a gas station, you'll understand.

1124
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 2: I'm forty eight. I'm still waiting for that day. Never

1125
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 2: been locked in a gas station?

1126
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,839
Speaker 1: Way, I don't have I been locked in the station.

1127
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 2: You have to think about it.

1128
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: Well, because I've definitely had a few instances sort of

1129
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: like with the nineties con bathroom where the handle came off,

1130
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: you know what's right. So yeah, but I don't think

1131
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,720
Speaker 1: like I haven't been stuck there permanently, like the handle

1132
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: came off or whatever. And luckily I was like with

1133
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: a friend in a seven eleven.

1134
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, and you didn't dress up as a clown

1135
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 4: and walk a ladder as a tightrope either.

1136
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean I did, but that was had nothing to

1137
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 1: do with anything.

1138
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 3: I mean, just did that and then they kicked me

1139
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 3: out of seven eleven.

1140
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 4: So yeah, So in the backyard, the elephant is standing

1141
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 4: with Jojo the clown, waiting for Michelle.

1142
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: God, he's waiting for a smoke. Rate that elephant.

1143
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 3: He's like, my done yet?

1144
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: I gotta stand here and wait with this kid.

1145
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 2: When's my union break?

1146
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: Right? When's my right? Yeah? I gotta get all the

1147
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: way down those stairs again, how am I going to do? Oh?

1148
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 3: No, Well, now he's in the magical backyard. He can

1149
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 3: just apparently walk out that.

1150
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he could just float out or something.

1151
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which, And also, I'm how do

1152
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: they get the elephant in the backyard?

1153
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 2: They just walked him through the kitchen. We've had a

1154
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,479
Speaker 2: cow in that kitchen. We've had a lot of things

1155
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 2: in that kitchen.

1156
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,439
Speaker 1: Door does it? I don't think that door would fix

1157
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

1158
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 2: Well the front door. They had to open both both

1159
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 2: of the front door.

1160
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: So how did they get it in the back door?

1161
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 4: Well, then, like you said that, the elephant is very limb.

1162
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 4: He just I don't know, he just metamorphosized his way

1163
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 4: into the backyard.

1164
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1165
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 4: So Michelle yells Bimbo and everybody laughs Jesse corrects her,

1166
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 4: saying it's Dumbo. Danny tells Michelle this present is not

1167
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 4: to keep, it's just to ride. He places her on

1168
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 4: top of the elephant, and when the elephant begins to walk,

1169
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 4: Michelle shouts, whoa baby. Michelle continues to ride on top

1170
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 4: of the elephant. Well, everyone sings happy birthday to her,

1171
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 4: and that is our show.

1172
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 1: Wow, what a show, the greatest show on earth. Dare

1173
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: I say? I mean that was wow. The things that

1174
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: the Tanners pull off never cease to amass.

1175
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 2: But despite the the uh lu critic critic ludicrousness, That's

1176
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 2: what I'm looking.

1177
00:58:56,160 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: Despite the critics Luke ludicrous, why.

1178
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 2: The ludicrousness of this episode.

1179
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: Ludacris, come on, you know, come on, every ludicrous.

1180
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 2: Okay, finish lines in sight. I've almost made it to

1181
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 2: the end. I just can't. Words are hard right now.

1182
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 2: Despite the ludicrousness of this episode, I loved it like it.

1183
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: Hit me right because because it was ludicrous and it

1184
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: was what Full House does, which is make you feel

1185
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: those little heart feeling moments of you know, a circus

1186
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: in a gas station and reminds you what's important.

1187
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 2: All this kind of stuff.

1188
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 3: This is what despite all of the absolute insanity that's going.

1189
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: On around you.

1190
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 2: You're right, the full House does this. They're mastered. The

1191
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 2: full House is a master at ludicrousness and heartfelt scenes.

1192
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 3: And this episode, yeah, all of it to doing them

1193
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 3: all at once.

1194
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was a great And this is

1195
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 4: this is now our recurring theme for Jesse being stuck

1196
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 4: in places and creating things like remember he was the

1197
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 4: airport Christmas episode right right where he's got convinced all

1198
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 4: of the passengers that the code rack was a Christmas tree.

1199
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 1: Pretty creative, you know, I'm just putting. I mean, I

1200
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 1: see why he got out of the bug extermination business

1201
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: and into into jingle writing. Yeah, obviously much more, much

1202
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: more attuned to that.

1203
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 4: It's it's yeah, this is I like the site of

1204
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 4: Jesse that it's he makes the best out of a situation.

1205
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 3: And right where, well, I like the side of Jesse

1206
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 3: because this is the side of Jesse that isn't.

1207
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: Making it about him.

1208
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, he did all of this.

1209
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 1: Like this side of Jesse because this is the side

1210
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 1: of Jesse where we see him put aside the stuff

1211
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: he does or doesn't want to do for the kids.

1212
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 2: That's exact.

1213
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, And after the Doctor Dare episode and all that.

1214
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 3: You know, we've seen like Jesse. You know, he has

1215
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 3: a tendency to go into Jesse land, and this was

1216
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 3: definitely a time when he was like, I don't like clowns.

1217
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 3: I don't want to do this, but I'm doing it

1218
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 3: for the kid.

1219
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: He doesn't. It was it was a very sweet woman.

1220
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, more more of this, Jesse, Please, less of Doctor

1221
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 4: Dare and more of mechanic clown Jesse.

1222
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, can we yeah, bring the mechanic clown back,

1223
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 1: which I never something I never thought i'd say. No, boy,

1224
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 1: speaking of things, did you have uh? Did you have any?

1225
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: Everywhere he looks in this episode, besides everywhere you look

1226
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: at are clowns.

1227
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,440
Speaker 4: There was so much visual stimuli in this, Like I

1228
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 4: could not concentrate. I looked at the extras in the

1229
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 4: kids scene, in the kid circus scene, I couldn't recognize

1230
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 4: any of them.

1231
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 3: Were those little kids though, were dressed I've never seen

1232
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 3: little girls dressed like.

1233
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: That for a party since nineteen fifty seven, Okay, Like

1234
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: they were in the most frilly little party dresses. Like

1235
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: I was like, who's dresses like that? But I mean,

1236
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, But anyway, Yeah it was. But the

1237
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: woman that threw me off was the strange camel and

1238
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,959
Speaker 1: the weird mannequin person in the alcove that I would

1239
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: have preferred if Joey's mannequin were riding the camel.

1240
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, sense, Yes, that threw me off to the woman

1241
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 2: on the camel, and I'm like, is this really what?

1242
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 2: There are camels at circuses? I guess so I don't

1243
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 2: know elephants for sure.

1244
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 3: I don't go to circuses with animals and them I.

1245
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 2: Don't like yeah, yeah, true, true, But I don't know.

1246
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: But fake camels, you know, plastic paper mache camels and

1247
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: alcoves are fine, But elephants walking up your stairs and

1248
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 1: into your backyard not let them be.

1249
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:24,920
Speaker 3: I don't want to do that.

1250
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that poor elephant, poor elephant. Oh man, did you

1251
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 2: have it? Everywhere you look?

1252
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 1: Or maybe we did it? I know, I don't.

1253
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 3: Everywhere I looked was insanity, That's basically you know what

1254
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 3: I mean, Like.

1255
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: I that was all I saw.

1256
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I couldn't.

1257
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: I was.

1258
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 2: I felt like I had ADHD because I was just like,

1259
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 2: I don't know where to look. There's so much going on.

1260
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 1: But everywhere you look is Becky's sister.

1261
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 4: So yes, Becky's sister will reincarnate as somebody else next time.

1262
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't worry about who she is. She don't

1263
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: ask her too many questions. Her identity needs to remain secret.

1264
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 4: And I bet in the next episode she's in Joey

1265
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 4: will say why do you look familiar?

1266
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 2: Have we met for her?

1267
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,439
Speaker 1: Do you have a twin? Yeah?

1268
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 3: I mean Connie and Karen maybe you know so similar?

1269
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: Okay, saying okay, well, this fever.

1270
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 3: Dream of an episode. It was fun, though, I do.

1271
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 1: I remember like learning to juggle for it and being

1272
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 1: really excited when I got it on that one you

1273
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 1: know thing, and practicing a bunch because it was hard. Yeah,

1274
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 1: it was. It was hard to figure that out in

1275
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. Absolutely, but apparently John is a

1276
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: master at it. So who knows.

1277
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 4: You know, John is always surprising us with things that

1278
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 4: he can do. So right, yep, my party hat goes

1279
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 4: off to him.

1280
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 2: I like that. I like that, I got one.

1281
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 1: You got brilliant.

1282
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna go find a coffee somewhere else.

1283
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: Oh yes, a coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee claff. This is

1284
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: just gonna be your mantra around your house today like

1285
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: it's gonna be Foster. Oh, thank you guys so much

1286
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 1: for joining us for another wild and crazy ride on

1287
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,959
Speaker 1: full House and through our circus, both on the show

1288
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: and on the podcast. But we love you guys, Thanks

1289
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 1: for listening. Make sure you're finding us on Instagram at

1290
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: Howard Podcast. You can see all kinds of fun behind

1291
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: the scenes pictures and all that kind of stuff. Make

1292
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: sure you're liking and subscribing to the podcast wherever you're

1293
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: listening to it so you can get all the newest

1294
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: episodes as soon as they come out. And if you

1295
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 1: want to send us a pot a podcast, I'll send

1296
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 1: us a podcast. Send us an email at the email

1297
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: address at how Rude, not.

1298
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 2: At how Rude, how Rude Podcast.

1299
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 1: No, No, I know, but I said at how Rude

1300
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: like it's an Instagram. Uh No. The email address is

1301
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 1: how Rude podcast at gmail dot com, Instagram at how

1302
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 1: Red Podcast.

1303
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 2: Look, we both need coffee right now.

1304
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 1: Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. Yeah, I need it. I need it.

1305
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 1: But thanks again for joining us. You guys, We we

1306
01:04:54,560 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 1: love you. And remember the world is small, but damn

1307
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: is that living room big? Yeah? Because you can fit

1308
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 1: an elephant in it.

1309
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, the world is small, but Dave's pants are very big.

1310
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 1: Small, but the tents is big.

1311
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 2: Nailed it.