WEBVTT - A Shroom of One’s Own

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<v Speaker 1>That's good Science. Hey everyone, and welcome to Good Science,

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<v Speaker 1>the only podcast where the truth is real and we

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<v Speaker 1>give you the realist truth every day. Today, I'm feeling

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<v Speaker 1>pretty goddamn good. Actually, here, are going to take one

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<v Speaker 1>of these mints that Kyle quim, my co host sent me.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Kyle, how you doing, Bobby? How you doing, Bobby?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for these mins from the Mint of the Month Club.

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<v Speaker 1>They're pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I know your birthday's coming up. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to give you a nice present. Plus your

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<v Speaker 2>fucking breath reeks. I know that. You know. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>the first person to tell me that. I'll ask you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't halatosis. It smells like fucking like cowshit, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what up with that? Why does your breath smell like

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<v Speaker 2>a farm? I actually, I did you know? It's funny?

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<v Speaker 1>I use cow I actually, uh use cow patties as

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<v Speaker 1>a stool softener.

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<v Speaker 2>So what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>So when I'm out gathering different things from the farm

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<v Speaker 1>that I visit in Virginia on the weekends. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>my farm, it's somebody else's. But so far they haven't

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<v Speaker 1>said anything when I've crossed you, like Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>Rabbits stealing carrots. Essentially, I am a little bit like

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<v Speaker 2>Peter Rabbit.

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<v Speaker 1>I hide in a hole and then when it gets

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<v Speaker 1>dark out, I crawl out on all fours into the

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<v Speaker 1>ash and the farm, and there I huff about like

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<v Speaker 1>a dog. You ever see a farmer sees you until

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<v Speaker 1>the farmer sees me, and then I sneak away. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>one day, hoping that his busty daughter comes out and

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<v Speaker 1>takes me onto.

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<v Speaker 2>The hay bale and has her away with me. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you can meet her on Farmer's Daughters the.

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<v Speaker 1>App I Love Farmer's Daughters. Yeah, the hinge breakoff app.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you're eating cowshit like cowpies while you're on this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fermentation process. It's sort of like pickling your

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<v Speaker 1>own stomach. What it does it uses the natural acids

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<v Speaker 1>in your body to break down the cow patty, which

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<v Speaker 1>then moves your stool. See, nothing works better with shit

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<v Speaker 1>than other shit. This is what scientists have discovered. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>at the fecal Institute in Sweden, where yourn Barfassen was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the first scientists to actually eat other animals

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<v Speaker 1>shit in order to cure a terrible case.

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<v Speaker 2>They cancel each other out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, unfortunately he died three days later from a parasitic infection,

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<v Speaker 1>but they've worked a lot of that out since then.

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<v Speaker 2>That's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>How many times I'm in president in the whole office

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<v Speaker 1>and I open my mouth to talk and he opened

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<v Speaker 1>poms smacks me across the face. He calls it a

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<v Speaker 1>don junior, and he goes, clean up your fucking toilet breath,

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<v Speaker 1>you pussy, it's that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's melty. I mean, that's part of the reason we

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<v Speaker 2>are recording in different locations, because your breath is so horrible. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up with Cheryl kissing Cheryl? Like that? Does that

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<v Speaker 2>affect anything like your sex life? No, Cheryl, she likes

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<v Speaker 2>the shit smell. She does.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know, I can all I'm very good

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<v Speaker 1>at reading social cures. Kylew what is this? That is

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<v Speaker 1>a celebration? You're number one?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, pretty good? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>And she usually goes, oh God, disgusting, kill myself, or

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<v Speaker 1>she wrinkles her face up, or she wretches, and these are.

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<v Speaker 2>All signs of deep companionship Kyle. Deep affection. Yeah, yeah, affection,

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<v Speaker 2>I do. And then what's a hug?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, hug is one of the most devious acts someone

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<v Speaker 1>can do. It's vile, it's repugnant. They're pressing their body

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<v Speaker 1>against you. They're pushing their hips into your hips, They're

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<v Speaker 1>rubbing their pelvis up against your genitally.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh's they they take it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're they're trying to finger around your wallet, pull out

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<v Speaker 1>some money and take the cash. A hug is sinister, Kyle,

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<v Speaker 1>but wretching as you come, thank you as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Oh yeah, because Bob, he has gotten me a

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<v Speaker 2>subscription to the Mushroom of the Month club and it

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<v Speaker 2>is incredible. So we do this thing where we swap

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<v Speaker 2>month of the Month clubs and basically it's all these

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<v Speaker 2>wild mushrooms and I get it. It's really good. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean they're really tasty, a little tiny, Yeah, they're really great.

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<v Speaker 2>The Chantrells two ago, Yes, I got the ones that

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<v Speaker 2>look like a brain. What are those? You know? I

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<v Speaker 2>got Porcini's one month. It's really incredible. I mean I've

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<v Speaker 2>never eaten this, but I feel like, uh, they come

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<v Speaker 2>like really like wrapped in soil essentially, and it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>making my breath smell like shit too. Is that part

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<v Speaker 2>of what you wanted to do? You want another like

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<v Speaker 2>partner in crime, a partner in ship breath? Yeah, a

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<v Speaker 2>partner in ship breath, a partner in swine. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because pigs smell like shit, Kyle.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that have to do with what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're saying a mouth like you want, I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to have a shit sting.

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<v Speaker 2>What does swine have to do with pigs?

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<v Speaker 1>Swine is the word four pig, Kyle?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought swine? No. I thought it was you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the same thing you have at like a campfire.

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<v Speaker 1>Haven't you ever heard of throwing pearl?

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<v Speaker 2>No wine? Like I thought of a campfire? You mixed.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, a s'more is a chocolatey bar with a marshmallow,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's not pressed between two gram cracker cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was wine that was between two glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but a medieval person might go that's swine, like

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<v Speaker 1>that is wine for sure, So I could see you

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<v Speaker 1>use confusing at King's English, But then all solid what it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was you're a big king. It was the King's English. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you love the Kings English. I love the Kings English.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't get enough of these mint Kyle, this particular

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<v Speaker 1>giving me.

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<v Speaker 2>I ate a whole I gotta say before I got

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<v Speaker 2>on here. I ate a mushroom salad. Yeah, nothing else mushroom. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so just a bowl of mushrooms. It's not really a salad.

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<v Speaker 2>You just ate a bowl of muce. Well, define salad.

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<v Speaker 1>A salad is a series of different vegetables.

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<v Speaker 2>A series of vegetables are you talking about? Like, like

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<v Speaker 2>what the soprans? Yeah, it's a salad? Is a streaming series?

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<v Speaker 2>How does that work?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, first you have to subscribe to Leaf Green Dot stream,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a streaming service that only shows vegetables, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I subscribe to.

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<v Speaker 2>The vegetable app or whatever it is, and then what happens?

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<v Speaker 2>What is a salad aside from the streaming aspect.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's a series about vegetables. So each episode, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>is like another pepper episode. So it just shows a

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<v Speaker 1>pepper for a half hour and then the next episode

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<v Speaker 1>is a cucumber.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So then what did I have if I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have a series, or we.

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<v Speaker 1>Had what they call salad, say what they call a

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<v Speaker 1>mushroom one off, and it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>A special, like an after school special kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have it after school, you could have it

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, whatever you want, Kyle. But here's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say. I got those mushrooms for you because

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<v Speaker 1>you're a fun guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Bobby's lad. You can't see this at home, but Bobby's

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<v Speaker 2>cracking up right now. Bobby. Oh No, he's looked like

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<v Speaker 2>he was. He's fell asleep like that. I was laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>Emode laugh is completely silent and disturbing. Well, you know

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<v Speaker 2>you're a creepy guy, right, I know you're like a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking creep. I don't think so, I don't. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fine. No, you're a creep. You're a disgusting creep.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing to me? Why would you say

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<v Speaker 2>that to me? Sorry? No, I apologize. I just I

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<v Speaker 2>felt we Sometimes I get overcome or overwhelmed with feelings

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<v Speaker 2>you in the moment. I understand your breath, the way

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<v Speaker 2>you speak, the way you look, like, how big you

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<v Speaker 2>are in your button down shirt, you popping out of it,

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<v Speaker 2>like your behavior. Sometimes it makes me want to hurt you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I'll tell you, Kyle that today it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I I appreciate your honesty. Actually, normally I think I

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<v Speaker 1>would have more of maybe a volcanic reaction, But for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason, I feel more like accepting what you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know, but you know, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Maybe it's this beautiful day out. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>this you know that we're now past that. Uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're into the next two hundred and fifty years of

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of Well, it could be the men's I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Why would it be a mint?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>But well, you know, I'll tell you about a good mood,

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle is I'll tell you what. We'll put you in

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<v Speaker 1>a good mood, Kyle. Our topic today, which is of

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<v Speaker 1>great debate between you and I and I will we

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<v Speaker 1>were talking on the phone the other day and we

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<v Speaker 1>had a vigorous debate which ended in screaming and hang

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<v Speaker 1>up and then whether we were even.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to do the podcast today.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, but now we're going to talk about it,

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<v Speaker 1>which is ssryes.

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<v Speaker 2>Do the eyes have it? Do the what do the

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<v Speaker 2>eyes have it? Did they have the SSR. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just a Russian thing. This must be a Russian thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's not the United States. What was you at?

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<v Speaker 2>What does you SSR stand for?

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<v Speaker 1>It stands for the United Soviet Socialist Republics.

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<v Speaker 2>And so what does that have to do with being depressed?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the Russians are very depressed people. All they live

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<v Speaker 1>in a gray world.

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<v Speaker 2>Came from SSR eyes, I may have just got rid

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<v Speaker 2>of the U. Yeah you are you well, that's how

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<v Speaker 2>it first was developed.

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<v Speaker 1>What a series of Russian side o jesus, A series

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<v Speaker 1>of Russian A series of Russian scientists. A group of

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<v Speaker 1>Russian scientists got together. It's not a series a positive

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<v Speaker 1>fucking umbos.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like everything you've been saying is a series

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<v Speaker 2>of star I get caught.

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<v Speaker 1>I get caught in words sometimes and uh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the word.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the day, it's the right word.

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<v Speaker 1>A grouping and series of Russian scientists gathered at the

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<v Speaker 1>u N with their United States counterparts to discuss why

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<v Speaker 1>are Russians so depressed and unhappy? And why do they

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<v Speaker 1>hate their lives so much and hate America and Americans?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are they so happy, go lucky and footloose and

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<v Speaker 1>fancy free and the conclusion was that the Russians needed

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a pick me up, and so

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<v Speaker 1>these scientists work together to develop a pill that would

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<v Speaker 1>help manage serotonin levels, which at the time was considered

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<v Speaker 1>by most in the psychological biosa serotonin.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is serotonin? You hear that all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>You hear about dopamine, You hear about serotonin. What are these?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's menotonin, serotonin, melatonin. They are all various secretions

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<v Speaker 1>or chemicals that are release in the brain that allow

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<v Speaker 1>for more allowed to facilitate neural transmissions.

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<v Speaker 2>And is that different than the late night host serotonin?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you you have melatonin? Serotonin? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>And then Conan O'Brien, Yeah, Conan O'Brien, Although providing emotional

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<v Speaker 1>relief to millions of people around the world, if not Dellians.

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle is not a chemical developed by Soviet and Russian scientists.

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<v Speaker 1>He is an irishman from Brookline who had the fortune

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<v Speaker 1>to become not only a successful writer on Saturday Night Live,

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<v Speaker 1>but eventually a popular late night host. His mother worked

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<v Speaker 1>at a law firm called Ropes and Gray in Boston,

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<v Speaker 1>where she was a senior partner.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and her mother and his mother is called Sarah

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<v Speaker 2>tone Con, Sarah Conan, her name is Sarah Conan O'Brien.

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<v Speaker 2>All of them are actually have a name. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>like you have Sarah con and O'Brien, you have Brian

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<v Speaker 2>Cohen and O'Brien. You have Kobe O'Brien.

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<v Speaker 1>Kobe O'Brien rested peace when he got hit by that

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<v Speaker 1>pin wheel.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's terrible, Okay, So what is so controversial about

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<v Speaker 2>s s R I why are they up in arms?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like, if you are you need a medication, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I do take them. You are vehemently against that. You

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<v Speaker 2>hate them, I hate law I am man. Tell me

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<v Speaker 2>why are they so controversial?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Kyle, because a twenty twenty two study shows that

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<v Speaker 1>although these chemicals do aid in the exchange of potassium

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<v Speaker 1>and nitrogen across the axon, delivering neural transmissions via the

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<v Speaker 1>milin sheet so that they can then jump from neuron

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<v Speaker 1>to neuron in the brain, there is no.

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<v Speaker 2>Gibberish right now, a science of it. I'm not a doctor,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a lawyer, but I will talk to you all

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<v Speaker 2>about the brain anytime you want. Okay, The uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The belief for many decades was that serotonin management would

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<v Speaker 1>help reduce different psychological conditions such as ADHD, depression, manic disorders,

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<v Speaker 1>bipolar disorders.

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<v Speaker 2>Adie Bryant eight Bryant eighty.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighty miles, all the different problematic diseases of the brain.

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<v Speaker 1>And these pills were developed simply to stop or start

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<v Speaker 1>the various glands, including the pituitary gland, from producing this chemical,

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<v Speaker 1>particularly serotonin.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you against that, because, yeah, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, they have no management ability to determine human to

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<v Speaker 1>human how much serotonin will be produced or released based

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<v Speaker 1>on the medication.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no definitive measurement of it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why when you're put on an SSRI for the

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<v Speaker 1>first year, they are managing the dostage to determine actually

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<v Speaker 1>the amount of eratonin.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really there's a trial and error period, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>against that entire thing. What are you You have said

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<v Speaker 2>that you can actually cure depression to diet, sleep, and exercise.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that true?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, diet, sleep, exercise, and of course psilocybin mushrooms is

0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:18.760
<v Speaker 1>incredibly helpful. There are natural ways to manage emotional states.

0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:27.720
<v Speaker 1>Kyle meditation, talk therapy, as well as exercise, good diet

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<v Speaker 1>and sleep. Also, it is important to take a variety

0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:43.360
<v Speaker 1>of supplements such as Collyle's silver, myrtle root, cottonwood treatings, lavender,

0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:56.040
<v Speaker 1>basement dandelion please, uh, cherry soda, grass from the front yard,

0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:03.399
<v Speaker 1>powdered dog fecal matter. Uh oh, you know what's really important.

0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:09.639
<v Speaker 1>Mugging root, not mugwort root, but mugging root. That is

0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:14.679
<v Speaker 1>the root of an emotional response from a mugging black

0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:20.200
<v Speaker 1>tar heroin. Uh. Then of course, any sort of dust

0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:24.240
<v Speaker 1>that comes up from underneath the toilet. Uh oh, and yes,

0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:26.119
<v Speaker 1>butt dust, butt dust.

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<v Speaker 2>When okay, Now, what do you say to the people

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<v Speaker 2>who are who feel like they're actually getting some kind

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<v Speaker 2>of psychological benefit from these SSRIs that they they've said, Hey,

0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:41.600
<v Speaker 2>this has saved my life. They're making it up. They're lying,

0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:46.240
<v Speaker 2>they're making it up. So this is like they're making

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<v Speaker 2>a lying they're lying.

0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:50.879
<v Speaker 1>Now, it's like you know, when you buy a really

0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:54.439
<v Speaker 1>bad hat and you're right and you don't want to

0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:58.439
<v Speaker 1>put you you look stupid in that fucking hat.

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<v Speaker 2>You say I did it on purp Yeah you go,

0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.200
<v Speaker 2>or you go, I love this hat. This hat fits

0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:07.119
<v Speaker 2>gray and everyone. It's almost like getting a tattoo of,

0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:10.200
<v Speaker 2>you know, an ex boyfriend or girlfriend and saying, oh god,

0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:11.919
<v Speaker 2>I can't get rid of this. Now I have to

0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:13.840
<v Speaker 2>make believe like I love them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like if you were running for Senate and Maine

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<v Speaker 1>and you had a Nazi tattoo you got and you went, oh, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, this is a this is a completely false story. Yeah, yeah,

0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:24.680
<v Speaker 2>a theoretical story. Yeah.

0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:26.879
<v Speaker 1>And then I'm Alwest, you know, and then it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I better, you know, And then then it turns out

0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:33.480
<v Speaker 1>you also were physically and sexually abusive to your former partners.

0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Where there's smoke, there's fire, right, Well, you know, the

0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:40.880
<v Speaker 2>jury's out on that, Guyle, the jury's out on that.

0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:44.879
<v Speaker 2>And maybe we should have known, but we didn't. We

0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:47.840
<v Speaker 2>did We didn't want to open that box because there's

0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:48.479
<v Speaker 2>so many.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's another one to take Plattner's wart. Platner's wart

0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:53.080
<v Speaker 1>is really good.

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<v Speaker 2>Platner Now he Platner is the one who huh Platner's wart.

0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:01.520
<v Speaker 2>It's a at the grand Platner.

0:20:02.320 --> 0:20:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's what you use for a sport, Kyle,

0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I already told you gram platt Okay, it's a grand

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<v Speaker 1>platner with a marshmallow and uh and then a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I gotta say, I gotta say, you know, SSRIs

0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:24.080
<v Speaker 2>have helped me, specifically, pro Zac saved my life. God. No, Well,

0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:27.439
<v Speaker 2>I listened to me. I was doing terribly a kill Tony,

0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:33.720
<v Speaker 2>and I felt terrible about myself because my horribly sexist

0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:37.000
<v Speaker 2>and racist jokes weren't hitting, and I felt like I

0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:39.800
<v Speaker 2>had to take an SSR to feel better, an example

0:20:39.800 --> 0:20:41.440
<v Speaker 2>of roue. Give me, give me a little bit of

0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:46.239
<v Speaker 2>your routine, Kyle. I don't think it wasn't where it

0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:49.800
<v Speaker 2>was it was. No, No, it's okay. I don't think

0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:52.120
<v Speaker 2>you want to hear No, I don't want to Everyone

0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:55.880
<v Speaker 2>wants to hear it. Everyone wants to hear You can

0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:58.800
<v Speaker 2>find my jokes on the internet if you type in

0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:02.200
<v Speaker 2>on Google. But what if someone listening horrible tasteless.

0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:04.440
<v Speaker 1>But you know what, Kyle, that's so elatest of you,

0:21:04.520 --> 0:21:07.000
<v Speaker 1>because think of all the poor children around the way.

0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:08.320
<v Speaker 2>I just don't want to burn material.

0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, just some CrowdWork, just some racist and sexist crowd work.

0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:26.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's fine, that's all right. Yeah, I do want

0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:28.600
<v Speaker 2>to tell you. I do want to also say. Another

0:21:28.840 --> 0:21:37.480
<v Speaker 2>argument for another argument against SSRs is the discontinuation. So

0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:41.160
<v Speaker 2>when you stop taking SSRIs and that's a good mint

0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:43.920
<v Speaker 2>you're taking, I'm I'm popping mushrooms, you're left and right.

0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh love this, this is this mint. And I gotta

0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:51.159
<v Speaker 1>tell you, these mints are making me almost understand what

0:21:51.200 --> 0:21:54.399
<v Speaker 1>you're saying. I guess, be more accepting to a different

0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:58.080
<v Speaker 1>point of view. These mins are balancing me out. I

0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:00.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know what to say, Kyle. They making me Yeah, And.

0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I gotta say, I'm also feeling kind of good. I'm

0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:08.320
<v Speaker 2>feeling like I'm seeing things a lot clearly, a lot

0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:12.639
<v Speaker 2>more clear. Oh okay, because everything is just so beautiful

0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:18.560
<v Speaker 2>at this point. It is discontinuation. Right, when people stop SSRIs,

0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:25.880
<v Speaker 2>they start they start getting real. Well, percent of people

0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:30.640
<v Speaker 2>who stop ssrrys die. They killed them. I knew it.

0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:34.480
<v Speaker 2>I knew it. That's what Charlie Kirk can discontinue. Is

0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:35.159
<v Speaker 2>that true?

0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Yes, So Charlie Kirk took SSRIs for many years.

0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:43.760
<v Speaker 2>It's why he was such a great debater. But you

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<v Speaker 2>know he as soon as he stopped taking him, as

0:22:48.400 --> 0:22:52.639
<v Speaker 2>soon as he stopped taking them, he got shot. Well.

0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, Kyle, that's not what happened. Actually, the real

0:22:56.160 --> 0:23:00.440
<v Speaker 1>story is that he stopped taking them. And aside effective

0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:03.080
<v Speaker 1>s SR eyes is that a small bit of iron

0:23:03.200 --> 0:23:06.359
<v Speaker 1>is actually drawn out from the blood every day. So

0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:10.280
<v Speaker 1>every day you take SSRI a very small ball of iron.

0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Now this is a microscopic ball of iron that's formed. Okay,

0:23:14.160 --> 0:23:17.560
<v Speaker 1>But Charlie Kirk, he needed to debate. You know, he

0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:22.720
<v Speaker 1>was a monster debater and a master debater and he

0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:26.880
<v Speaker 1>and he so he was taking ten SSRIs a day,

0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:34.040
<v Speaker 1>all of them. You know, uh, Prozac and Olestra and

0:23:34.640 --> 0:23:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Alexi prou and we we go afy and Viagra and

0:23:39.600 --> 0:23:47.639
<v Speaker 1>uh Chewbacca and uh and uh you know, uh cars Tora, yeah,

0:23:47.960 --> 0:24:00.760
<v Speaker 1>and uh how to how to Uh.

0:23:55.600 --> 0:23:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well right, oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm doing checked

0:23:58.520 --> 0:23:59.520
<v Speaker 2>out there for a second.

0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:03.919
<v Speaker 1>That's all all, folks. So the mind melon, oh mind Melon.

0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Well we got to get to mind mellon three pretty soon, Kyle.

0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:09.240
<v Speaker 1>We got to talk about that, but not on this episode.

0:24:09.800 --> 0:24:13.119
<v Speaker 1>But uh, what what I was gonna say is that.

0:24:13.720 --> 0:24:16.159
<v Speaker 2>He took so many SSR eyes that that day he

0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:20.560
<v Speaker 2>was debating, he got so worked up and he had

0:24:21.680 --> 0:24:25.440
<v Speaker 2>formed so much iron in his throat that it fucking

0:24:25.600 --> 0:24:28.200
<v Speaker 2>burst out his throat the other way, saying he actually

0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:32.639
<v Speaker 2>didn't get shot. No, that was the SSR eyes, Kyle,

0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 2>our eyes are so deadly, deadly dangerous, Kyle games outweigh

0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 2>the benefits of them and everybody who is actually feeling good,

0:24:44.160 --> 0:24:47.919
<v Speaker 2>but they're not really actually they're not. They're either lying

0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:49.000
<v Speaker 2>or they're gonna die.

0:24:49.359 --> 0:24:54.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's yeah, that is the CDC's official response. And

0:24:54.280 --> 0:24:57.120
<v Speaker 1>I will say, Kyle in all truth and the listeners

0:24:57.119 --> 0:25:02.280
<v Speaker 1>can look this up, that the question ss In twenty

0:25:02.320 --> 0:25:05.600
<v Speaker 1>twenty two, it was shown that serotonin man is.

0:25:05.680 --> 0:25:10.000
<v Speaker 2>So fucking bright right now. I just oh, you are right, No,

0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:12.119
<v Speaker 2>that's fine. Yeah, I'm just I feel like I'm just

0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:16.960
<v Speaker 2>seeing taking your fast colors everywhere, and it's just like, well,

0:25:17.160 --> 0:25:18.880
<v Speaker 2>i feel like when I'm looking at you, you look

0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:22.600
<v Speaker 2>like pee wee Herman or something. You're just all red.

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:27.240
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, stop that stop all right. Bobby's making faces.

0:25:27.280 --> 0:25:30.919
<v Speaker 2>He can't see this, but he's what I'm sorry. I

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:34.400
<v Speaker 2>just I'm feeling, you know, I'm feeling like.

0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:39.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm making involuntary faces, which I know is a side

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:44.600
<v Speaker 1>effect of some SSRIs. Oh you know what it is.

0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:47.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm smelling my own shit breath for the first time, Kyle.

0:25:48.080 --> 0:25:49.200
<v Speaker 2>But I was gonna say.

0:25:49.400 --> 0:25:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty two, they determine that serotonin management really has

0:25:53.119 --> 0:25:55.960
<v Speaker 1>very little to do with chemical issues in the brain

0:25:56.119 --> 0:26:00.520
<v Speaker 1>in terms of depression and managing states of being. So

0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:04.919
<v Speaker 1>what I would argue is what's most important is to

0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:10.639
<v Speaker 1>develop medications that actually do help more effectively with management

0:26:10.720 --> 0:26:14.200
<v Speaker 1>of chemical regulation in the brain, as opposed.

0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:17.400
<v Speaker 2>To are you seeing a space? Am I seeing a space?

0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Are you seeing a space between it? I don't know what.

0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Are you seeing a space between them? I don't know

0:26:26.000 --> 0:26:29.199
<v Speaker 2>what Between my hand and my chin. My hand is

0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:30.920
<v Speaker 2>on my chin. Is there a space there?

0:26:31.280 --> 0:26:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a little bit of a thumb gap there,

0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 1>There's a little shadow there.

0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:42.240
<v Speaker 2>I just don't I feel like it's one object, right, Yeah,

0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:45.639
<v Speaker 2>you that I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Kyle.

0:26:45.680 --> 0:26:47.720
<v Speaker 2>You're getting pretty whack of doodle to me.

0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:49.879
<v Speaker 1>But I'll say this, I do want to say to

0:26:49.960 --> 0:26:53.000
<v Speaker 1>you that for the first time in my life, I'm

0:26:53.040 --> 0:26:58.280
<v Speaker 1>wondering about why I seek power so much, Like why

0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:00.240
<v Speaker 1>do I need to be in the public eye?

0:27:00.280 --> 0:27:04.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, I've never like You're like, why, Well, maybe

0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:07.080
<v Speaker 2>it's just because you want to help people that came.

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:11.160
<v Speaker 1>That's not it, Kyle. I think that I've been looking

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:18.040
<v Speaker 1>for public ways to hide my compulsive issues of self

0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:24.359
<v Speaker 1>abuse and external abuse, and that I, uh, maybe.

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:27.199
<v Speaker 2>Some of your traumatic upbringing. That's just me throwing that

0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:27.760
<v Speaker 2>out there.

0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:30.560
<v Speaker 1>You know, you're right, Kyle, I don't think I've ever

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:35.119
<v Speaker 1>faced my traumatic upbringing, being Kennedy, my father passing away

0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 1>when I was so young, my mother being quite down

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:39.080
<v Speaker 1>in the earring.

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:42.720
<v Speaker 2>Well, passing away is a very easy way to put it.

0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:48.959
<v Speaker 2>I feel like your father was assassinated, right. Oh, sorry,

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.399
<v Speaker 2>I didn't mean to bring it up. I mean, I

0:27:51.400 --> 0:27:54.880
<v Speaker 2>don't mean to bring up Dallas every episode. So Doc Dallas,

0:27:54.920 --> 0:28:01.280
<v Speaker 2>you California, right, right, he died, Help God, I cake

0:28:01.359 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 2>for you. I keep forgetting it just because everybody in

0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:08.720
<v Speaker 2>your goddamn family got assassinated. So I just okay.

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:13.200
<v Speaker 1>And everyone always said RFK shot first and then Sir

0:28:13.280 --> 0:28:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Han Solo shot second.

0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:17.920
<v Speaker 2>But that's not true. Well, you know you're making me

0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:22.320
<v Speaker 2>think too that maybe like I need to reassess stuff,

0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:28.679
<v Speaker 2>you know, So I don't know, like there's just like

0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I need some sort of ego disillusionment

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:35.800
<v Speaker 2>right now. You don't even know what that fucking mean

0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:39.480
<v Speaker 2>to but I just feel like to die. Why do

0:28:39.680 --> 0:28:43.280
<v Speaker 2>I need to be funny? Why do I need to

0:28:43.280 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 2>be a comedian? Why do I need to know? Why

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:49.280
<v Speaker 2>do I need to go up there and kiss Tony

0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Hinchcliff's ass, just you know, for the approval of you know,

0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 2>to win some lottery, for the approval of morons that

0:28:58.760 --> 0:29:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't even care about. Why do I treat Cheryl

0:29:02.160 --> 0:29:04.320
<v Speaker 2>the way I do? I love her?

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I loved you so much that I cheated

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>on my wife with her, and I I made a

0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:12.760
<v Speaker 1>life with her, and then I dragged her into this

0:29:12.960 --> 0:29:14.920
<v Speaker 1>mess with this It's.

0:29:14.760 --> 0:29:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Just like the Internet and like social media. Yes, yes,

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Internet and social media are this like optimized, you know,

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, a system that makes you feel like you're

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:30.000
<v Speaker 2>a commodity, make you feel like it's just it's like

0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:33.440
<v Speaker 2>this consumer world right right, and you're just you're the

0:29:33.520 --> 0:29:36.719
<v Speaker 2>object that people are selling at this point. It's just

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 2>like you know what I'm talking about, Bobby.

0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:40.920
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I do know what you're talking about.

0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 2>That fucking lips suck your fucking mouth is so weird

0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:47.680
<v Speaker 2>right now? You look like a fucking demon.

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that, Kyle. But what I do

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:57.360
<v Speaker 1>know is that my voice is fine. My voice is normal.

0:29:58.360 --> 0:29:59.480
<v Speaker 1>It's a Kennedy voice.

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 3>Now, my god, I don't know, Kyle. For the fast

0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 3>time in my life, I'm talking like a Kennedy.

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:09.920
<v Speaker 2>You're talking like Mayor Quimby.

0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:14.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm no longer who's based on my uncle and a

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>combination of my uncle?

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:16.440
<v Speaker 3>Am I father?

0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:21.320
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe it. My voice is completely open. I

0:30:21.360 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 1>can shing.

0:30:22.200 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 2>I can shing, Kyle, the hell's going on with you?

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:29.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I know that maybe I have

0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 1>pursued public service for the wrong reason, Kyle, and.

0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:35.160
<v Speaker 2>I think I've pursued comedy for the look. I don't

0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:37.320
<v Speaker 2>want to do this shit anymore. I don't want to, Kyle.

0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 2>We don't want to grow up there? What am I

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 2>fucking myself out?

0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:41.280
<v Speaker 3>Kyle?

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Am I whoring myself out? And same things that I

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:48.480
<v Speaker 2>don't even mean. I like other races, I like other genders.

0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:50.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't get this.

0:30:50.440 --> 0:30:54.000
<v Speaker 1>We all come from the same blood, Kyle, We all

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:59.160
<v Speaker 1>come from the same root. Each American the same as

0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:04.840
<v Speaker 1>the other, regardless of skin, creed, color, sexual orientation, our

0:31:04.920 --> 0:31:08.000
<v Speaker 1>job on this planet is to serve and to care

0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 1>for those who are around us, including my beautiful wife, Sheryl.

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't like the way you're talking, man, I don't

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:16.240
<v Speaker 2>like the way I'm talking, and don't like this bad.

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:18.320
<v Speaker 3>Aile you know, I mean I do.

0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I will say actually that I'm the most even that

0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I've ever been. I feel perfectly fine with both taking

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 1>care of you and maintaining my own equilibrium.

0:31:29.440 --> 0:31:31.600
<v Speaker 3>If anything, I feel mostly regret for.

0:31:31.600 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 1>The harm the lies I've told about medicine.

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:37.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm not a doctor. I have no business being the

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:40.200
<v Speaker 3>head of health and human services. At best.

0:31:40.680 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm a guy in a whole foods aisle that talks

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>to you too long when you're just trying to find

0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:45.440
<v Speaker 1>a viamin.

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:49.160
<v Speaker 2>And I got to say something too that sometimes I

0:31:49.280 --> 0:31:51.640
<v Speaker 2>say things just to get a rise out of people

0:31:51.680 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 2>because I know it's going to get engagement. And wow,

0:31:55.840 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 2>sometimes they say things on the internet and it's just

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:03.280
<v Speaker 2>because I want to feel something, and I'm yeah, I

0:32:03.280 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I consider you a friend and a loved one.

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:08.680
<v Speaker 2>I never said that before, Bobby, and I really mean it,

0:32:08.760 --> 0:32:11.720
<v Speaker 2>and that means a lot to me, Kyle, And it's

0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:13.920
<v Speaker 2>the whole reason why. I you know I sent you

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 2>those Ssriyes, you know, because I care about you? What

0:32:18.160 --> 0:32:22.240
<v Speaker 2>I secretly care about you? And I you sent me Ssriyes?

0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me? The mint stuff?

0:32:26.200 --> 0:32:32.000
<v Speaker 1>These these mints are Ssriyes, Kyle, You've betrayed my medical

0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:33.959
<v Speaker 1>trust and I'm fine with it.

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm absolutely happy you did that. You are, yes, Kyle.

0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 1>Normally I'd get upset with you and scream, and then

0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 1>after we got off, I'd start harassing Sheryl for sex

0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 1>in order to try to get myself out of my

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 1>own head. Now I realize you sent me those because

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:58.960
<v Speaker 1>you care. You care about my health, you care about

0:32:59.000 --> 0:33:02.320
<v Speaker 1>the health secretary. Thank God, You're gonna be so pissed

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I normally would be.

0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:06.320
<v Speaker 2>You know what, I gotta say, these SSRIs made you

0:33:06.400 --> 0:33:08.720
<v Speaker 2>actually feel better? What do you think about that? Well?

0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I have something to reveal to you, Kyle.

0:33:11.680 --> 0:33:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I have been sending you magic mushrooms, magic mushrooms from

0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:19.640
<v Speaker 1>the Kyle Patties that I shot my I mean, my series,

0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:25.440
<v Speaker 1>my mushrooms, your mushroom series, your one off mushrooms special ash.

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:28.440
<v Speaker 3>Been blue beauties.

0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:34.600
<v Speaker 2>They're blue cats mushrooms. They're like psilocybin. That's philos ibn

0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:37.520
<v Speaker 2>and there's nothing silly about that. Kyle. I still have

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 2>my sense of him. I'll say that I like, Okay,

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I actually get the joke. Now, wait a second. A

0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:49.640
<v Speaker 2>joke needs A joke needs a set up in a.

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Punchline, yesh, Kyle. A joke needs just shut up, set

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:55.920
<v Speaker 1>by a punchline.

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:58.600
<v Speaker 2>That oh my god. Okay, okay, right, Why don't you

0:33:58.640 --> 0:34:01.760
<v Speaker 2>try on now, Kyle? Why did the chickens cross the road?

0:34:01.880 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know to get to the other side. Wow, Kyle.

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Although I don't find it that amusing, at the same time,

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate your attempt at a joke that you successfully completed,

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 1>and I wish you the best as you pursue your

0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:19.880
<v Speaker 1>comedy career.

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:21.920
<v Speaker 2>And I want to tell you're going to be like

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:24.799
<v Speaker 2>Eddie Murphy. Who wait a second, Eddie Murphy's alive.

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 3>I've only been.

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Alive for sixty five years.

0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:31.359
<v Speaker 1>Around that's right, Actually a little longer. I think he's

0:34:31.400 --> 0:34:34.879
<v Speaker 1>in his seventies now, Okay, well still, but I want

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:37.600
<v Speaker 1>to say to you, Kyle, that I appreciate what you've

0:34:37.600 --> 0:34:40.400
<v Speaker 1>done for me today because I've learned something very important

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 1>that my voice was a psychosomatic issue. It's something that

0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:50.200
<v Speaker 1>probably was combined with the damage I suffered as a child,

0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 1>plus the years of heroin use and the inability to

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:56.399
<v Speaker 1>admit to myself that I've been living my life as

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:57.160
<v Speaker 1>a dry drunk.

0:34:57.800 --> 0:35:00.520
<v Speaker 2>That I first of all, before you start to get irish,

0:35:00.600 --> 0:35:02.800
<v Speaker 2>which you are a little bit, I've got to say

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:06.320
<v Speaker 2>that I think that my racism and sexism is also

0:35:08.000 --> 0:35:14.919
<v Speaker 2>you know, a product of my insecurities and bad, a bad,

0:35:15.480 --> 0:35:19.240
<v Speaker 2>a horrible broken system.

0:35:19.840 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 1>What well, your mother killed herself when my mother.

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Killed herself too. I mean I should take accountability though,

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:27.960
<v Speaker 2>for everything that I do in this time. And I

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:32.520
<v Speaker 2>just got to say, I think we should quit the podcast, Bobby.

0:35:32.600 --> 0:35:34.360
<v Speaker 2>You know, I think you all right, Kyle.

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:38.360
<v Speaker 1>I think that the truth of the matter is, I

0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know what I'm pursuing by seeking out public attention.

0:35:42.719 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 1>I simply wanted to do the podcast because I think

0:35:45.760 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 1>of you as a son. I can see you as

0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:53.920
<v Speaker 1>as a dad, and I never had a father, so

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:56.800
<v Speaker 1>I have an opportunity although I do have children.

0:35:56.840 --> 0:36:00.920
<v Speaker 2>I well, he was shot, yeah that's true, but yeah,

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:03.000
<v Speaker 2>but he was But I've never had a son.

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:06.120
<v Speaker 1>So but you're well, you wouldn't need to be because

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 1>you'd be my son, So you don't.

0:36:08.000 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Need to have a son. What about a grandfather? Have

0:36:12.320 --> 0:36:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Do you have a grandfather? Kyle? Yes? And have you

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:16.480
<v Speaker 2>ever met him?

0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:17.239
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:21.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting even more even.

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I took three of these SSRIs and now suddenly I

0:36:25.960 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I think I wanted to boss Cheryl because it's a

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:32.440
<v Speaker 1>healthy thing to do and an abusive relationship, a codependent relationship.

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:34.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe let her go.

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:36.359
<v Speaker 1>I need to let it go. I need to get

0:36:36.360 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 1>into you know what I need to do, Kyle. More

0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:42.400
<v Speaker 1>importantly than anything else, is I need to atone for

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:45.719
<v Speaker 1>the sins, the lies I've told the American public, the

0:36:45.800 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 1>shame I brought to the Kennedy family.

0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, we need to do some work here, Bobby. Well,

0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:52.960
<v Speaker 2>and maybe that's what the podcast needs to turn into.

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Either we quit or we make this actually good science.

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Maybe what we should do, Kyle, you've gotten Kyle, I

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>don't believe I'm saying this. You have a great idea,

0:37:06.680 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 1>and that idea is for us to do a serious

0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:15.080
<v Speaker 1>podcast about science, no jokes, no funnies, just simply serious,

0:37:15.280 --> 0:37:20.160
<v Speaker 1>hardcore science informing the American people in a dry and

0:37:20.280 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 1>emotionless way about the threats that face our nation.

0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Nah. No, that's boring, all right, Kyle.

0:37:29.719 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 1>I guess it has been an honor of a lifetime

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:36.120
<v Speaker 1>to work with you serving America and the people same here, Bobby,

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it, and I appreciate you, and for all

0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:41.879
<v Speaker 1>the harms and slights that I gave you over the

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:47.680
<v Speaker 1>nine episodes that we recorded, I apologize to you sincerely

0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:48.400
<v Speaker 1>for my heart.

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry too, Bobby. I've seen the light. Let's say goodbye,

0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 2>my fellow Americans.

0:37:56.840 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 1>It's me Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. The Health secret of

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:04.319
<v Speaker 1>the United States of America. Today, I come to you

0:38:05.480 --> 0:38:10.759
<v Speaker 1>in earnest as a public servant preparing to close out

0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:15.680
<v Speaker 1>what has been and what was supposedly a public service

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:20.640
<v Speaker 1>for every American citizen to know about what diseases or

0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:28.359
<v Speaker 1>potential threats to our food supply, food chain, medicines, advances

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:35.799
<v Speaker 1>in medical care, various other research related information that I

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:36.640
<v Speaker 1>could provide to you.

0:38:38.200 --> 0:38:41.839
<v Speaker 2>But the time has come for us to end this podcast.

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 1>When we entered into this endeavor, we entered into it

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:53.280
<v Speaker 1>as liars, as abuses, and as people who as people

0:38:53.320 --> 0:39:00.319
<v Speaker 1>who what to make sure that we are able to wait,

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying.

0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying.

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to provide Cloidehills silver and various.

0:39:10.600 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 2>Like this ship's swearing off.

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:14.279
<v Speaker 4>Bobby, just keep going, go quick, go quick, trying to

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 4>provide Claudia silver ahead and various discounts up immense because

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:23.880
<v Speaker 4>of fuck you, Kyle. Kyle, you need to stay focus,

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:26.600
<v Speaker 4>try to stay fo gosh.

0:39:26.400 --> 0:39:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Bobby, just finish it up, and you fucking gonna go

0:39:29.120 --> 0:39:30.120
<v Speaker 2>on for so long.

0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:32.640
<v Speaker 1>The truth that I'm at her is is that only

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:36.160
<v Speaker 1>pussies take s s R eyes pussy. They can't get

0:39:36.200 --> 0:39:39.560
<v Speaker 1>this ship together. God knows, Kyle knows about fucking that.

0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:40.719
<v Speaker 2>Damn mushrooms.

0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, you take some shrooms, you're gonna trip your balls off.

0:39:45.000 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Do it.

0:39:45.280 --> 0:39:47.839
<v Speaker 1>You'll get to finger a hippie chicken, a tent out

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:49.719
<v Speaker 1>in the futs.

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:53.560
<v Speaker 2>I needed something, Farmers. That's just right now. We'll be

0:39:53.719 --> 0:39:54.640
<v Speaker 2>back next week.

0:39:54.680 --> 0:40:00.200
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