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Speaker 1: Thanks for these mins from the Mint of the Month Club.

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Speaker 2: You know, I know your birthday's coming up. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you're eating cowshit like cowpies while you're on this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and her mother and his mother is called Sarah

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Speaker 2: tone Con, Sarah Conan, her name is Sarah Conan O'Brien.

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Speaker 1: Kobe O'Brien rested peace when he got hit by that

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Speaker 2: No, it's terrible, Okay, So what is so controversial about

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Speaker 2: Because I feel like, if you are you need a medication, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I do take them. You are vehemently against that. You

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Speaker 1: Well, Kyle, because a twenty twenty two study shows that

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Speaker 1: although these chemicals do aid in the exchange of potassium

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Speaker 2: Gibberish right now, a science of it. I'm not a doctor,

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Speaker 2: I'm a lawyer, but I will talk to you all

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Speaker 1: The belief for many decades was that serotonin management would

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Speaker 2: Adie Bryant eight Bryant eighty.

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Speaker 1: Eighty miles, all the different problematic diseases of the brain.

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Speaker 1: And these pills were developed simply to stop or start

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Speaker 2: Why are you against that, because, yeah, it's not.

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Speaker 1: Actually, they have no management ability to determine human to

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Speaker 1: That's why when you're put on an SSRI for the

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Speaker 2: That's really there's a trial and error period, and you're

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Speaker 1: incredibly helpful. There are natural ways to manage emotional states.

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Speaker 1: Kyle meditation, talk therapy, as well as exercise, good diet

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Speaker 1: of supplements such as Collyle's silver, myrtle root, cottonwood treatings, lavender,

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Speaker 1: Mugging root, not mugwort root, but mugging root. That is

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Speaker 2: When okay, Now, what do you say to the people

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Speaker 1: Now, it's like you know, when you buy a really

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Speaker 2: You say I did it on purp Yeah you go,

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Speaker 1: It's like if you were running for Senate and Maine

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Speaker 2: Know, this is a this is a completely false story. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then I'm Alwest, you know, and then it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you also were physically and sexually abusive to your former partners.

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Speaker 2: Where there's smoke, there's fire, right, Well, you know, the

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Speaker 2: And maybe we should have known, but we didn't. We

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Speaker 1: Oh that's another one to take Plattner's wart. Platner's wart

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Speaker 2: Platner Now he Platner is the one who huh Platner's wart.

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Speaker 2: It's a at the grand Platner.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's what you use for a sport, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: I already told you gram platt Okay, it's a grand

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Speaker 2: Well, I gotta say, I gotta say, you know, SSRIs

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Speaker 2: have helped me, specifically, pro Zac saved my life. God. No, Well,

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Speaker 2: I listened to me. I was doing terribly a kill Tony,

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Speaker 2: of roue. Give me, give me a little bit of

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Speaker 2: your routine, Kyle. I don't think it wasn't where it

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Speaker 2: you want to hear No, I don't want to Everyone

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Speaker 2: find my jokes on the internet if you type in

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Speaker 2: on Google. But what if someone listening horrible tasteless.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, Kyle, that's so elatest of you,

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Speaker 1: because think of all the poor children around the way.

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Speaker 1: Oh, just some CrowdWork, just some racist and sexist crowd work.

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Speaker 2: I knew it. That's what Charlie Kirk can discontinue. Is

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Speaker 1: Yes, So Charlie Kirk took SSRIs for many years.

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Speaker 2: It's why he was such a great debater. But you

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Speaker 2: soon as he stopped taking them, he got shot. Well.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Kyle, that's not what happened. Actually, the real

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Speaker 1: But Charlie Kirk, he needed to debate. You know, he

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Speaker 1: uh Chewbacca and uh and uh you know, uh cars Tora, yeah,

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Speaker 1: That's all all, folks. So the mind melon, oh mind Melon.

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Speaker 1: Well we got to get to mind mellon three pretty soon, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: We got to talk about that, but not on this episode.

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Speaker 2: He took so many SSR eyes that that day he

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Speaker 2: didn't get shot. No, that was the SSR eyes, Kyle,

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Speaker 2: the benefits of them and everybody who is actually feeling good,

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Speaker 1: Well, that's yeah, that is the CDC's official response. And

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Speaker 1: I will say, Kyle in all truth and the listeners

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Speaker 1: I'm making involuntary faces, which I know is a side

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two, they determine that serotonin management really has

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Speaker 2: To are you seeing a space? Am I seeing a space?

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Speaker 2: Are you seeing a space between it? I don't know what.

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Speaker 2: I just don't I feel like it's one object, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: You're getting pretty whack of doodle to me.

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Speaker 1: But I'll say this, I do want to say to

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Speaker 2: You know, I've never like You're like, why, Well, maybe

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Speaker 1: That's not it, Kyle. I think that I've been looking

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Speaker 2: Some of your traumatic upbringing. That's just me throwing that

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Speaker 1: You know, you're right, Kyle, I don't think I've ever

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Speaker 2: Well, passing away is a very easy way to put it.

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Speaker 1: Han Solo shot second.

432
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 2: But that's not true. Well, you know you're making me

433
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 2: think too that maybe like I need to reassess stuff,

434
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 2: you know, So I don't know, like there's just like

435
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 2: I feel like I need some sort of ego disillusionment

436
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 2: right now. You don't even know what that fucking mean

437
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 2: to but I just feel like to die. Why do

438
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 2: I need to be funny? Why do I need to

439
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 2: be a comedian? Why do I need to know? Why

440
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 2: do I need to go up there and kiss Tony

441
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: Hinchcliff's ass, just you know, for the approval of you know,

442
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 2: to win some lottery, for the approval of morons that

443
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 2: I don't even care about. Why do I treat Cheryl

444
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 2: the way I do? I love her?

445
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I loved you so much that I cheated

446
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: on my wife with her, and I I made a

447
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: life with her, and then I dragged her into this

448
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: mess with this It's.

449
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 2: Just like the Internet and like social media. Yes, yes,

450
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 2: Internet and social media are this like optimized, you know,

451
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 2: you know, a system that makes you feel like you're

452
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: a commodity, make you feel like it's just it's like

453
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 2: this consumer world right right, and you're just you're the

454
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,719
Speaker 2: object that people are selling at this point. It's just

455
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 2: like you know what I'm talking about, Bobby.

456
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 3: I mean, I do know what you're talking about.

457
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: That fucking lips suck your fucking mouth is so weird

458
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 2: right now? You look like a fucking demon.

459
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, Kyle. But what I do

460
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: know is that my voice is fine. My voice is normal.

461
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: It's a Kennedy voice.

462
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 3: Now, my god, I don't know, Kyle. For the fast

463
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 3: time in my life, I'm talking like a Kennedy.

464
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: You're talking like Mayor Quimby.

465
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: I'm no longer who's based on my uncle and a

466
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: combination of my uncle?

467
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 3: Am I father?

468
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. My voice is completely open. I

469
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: can shing.

470
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 2: I can shing, Kyle, the hell's going on with you?

471
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know that maybe I have

472
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: pursued public service for the wrong reason, Kyle, and.

473
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 2: I think I've pursued comedy for the look. I don't

474
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 2: want to do this shit anymore. I don't want to, Kyle.

475
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 2: We don't want to grow up there? What am I

476
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 2: fucking myself out?

477
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 3: Kyle?

478
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 2: Am I whoring myself out? And same things that I

479
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 2: don't even mean. I like other races, I like other genders.

480
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: I don't get this.

481
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: We all come from the same blood, Kyle, We all

482
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: come from the same root. Each American the same as

483
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: the other, regardless of skin, creed, color, sexual orientation, our

484
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: job on this planet is to serve and to care

485
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: for those who are around us, including my beautiful wife, Sheryl.

486
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: I don't like the way you're talking, man, I don't

487
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: like the way I'm talking, and don't like this bad.

488
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 3: Aile you know, I mean I do.

489
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: I will say actually that I'm the most even that

490
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: I've ever been. I feel perfectly fine with both taking

491
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: care of you and maintaining my own equilibrium.

492
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: If anything, I feel mostly regret for.

493
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: The harm the lies I've told about medicine.

494
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 3: I'm not a doctor. I have no business being the

495
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 3: head of health and human services. At best.

496
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: I'm a guy in a whole foods aisle that talks

497
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 1: to you too long when you're just trying to find

498
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: a viamin.

499
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 2: And I got to say something too that sometimes I

500
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 2: say things just to get a rise out of people

501
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 2: because I know it's going to get engagement. And wow,

502
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 2: sometimes they say things on the internet and it's just

503
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: because I want to feel something, and I'm yeah, I

504
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 2: don't know. I consider you a friend and a loved one.

505
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 2: I never said that before, Bobby, and I really mean it,

506
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 2: and that means a lot to me, Kyle, And it's

507
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 2: the whole reason why. I you know I sent you

508
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 2: those Ssriyes, you know, because I care about you? What

509
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 2: I secretly care about you? And I you sent me Ssriyes?

510
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? The mint stuff?

511
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: These these mints are Ssriyes, Kyle, You've betrayed my medical

512
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,959
Speaker 1: trust and I'm fine with it.

513
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely happy you did that. You are, yes, Kyle.

514
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: Normally I'd get upset with you and scream, and then

515
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: after we got off, I'd start harassing Sheryl for sex

516
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: in order to try to get myself out of my

517
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: own head. Now I realize you sent me those because

518
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: you care. You care about my health, you care about

519
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: the health secretary. Thank God, You're gonna be so pissed

520
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: I normally would be.

521
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: You know what, I gotta say, these SSRIs made you

522
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 2: actually feel better? What do you think about that? Well?

523
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 2: I have something to reveal to you, Kyle.

524
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: I have been sending you magic mushrooms, magic mushrooms from

525
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: the Kyle Patties that I shot my I mean, my series,

526
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: my mushrooms, your mushroom series, your one off mushrooms special ash.

527
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 3: Been blue beauties.

528
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 2: They're blue cats mushrooms. They're like psilocybin. That's philos ibn

529
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 2: and there's nothing silly about that. Kyle. I still have

530
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 2: my sense of him. I'll say that I like, Okay,

531
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 2: I actually get the joke. Now, wait a second. A

532
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 2: joke needs A joke needs a set up in a.

533
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: Punchline, yesh, Kyle. A joke needs just shut up, set

534
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: by a punchline.

535
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 2: That oh my god. Okay, okay, right, Why don't you

536
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 2: try on now, Kyle? Why did the chickens cross the road?

537
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 2: I don't know to get to the other side. Wow, Kyle.

538
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: Although I don't find it that amusing, at the same time,

539
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 1: I appreciate your attempt at a joke that you successfully completed,

540
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: and I wish you the best as you pursue your

541
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: comedy career.

542
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 2: And I want to tell you're going to be like

543
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy. Who wait a second, Eddie Murphy's alive.

544
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 3: I've only been.

545
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 2: Alive for sixty five years.

546
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 1: Around that's right, Actually a little longer. I think he's

547
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: in his seventies now, Okay, well still, but I want

548
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: to say to you, Kyle, that I appreciate what you've

549
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: done for me today because I've learned something very important

550
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: that my voice was a psychosomatic issue. It's something that

551
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: probably was combined with the damage I suffered as a child,

552
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: plus the years of heroin use and the inability to

553
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 1: admit to myself that I've been living my life as

554
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: a dry drunk.

555
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 2: That I first of all, before you start to get irish,

556
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 2: which you are a little bit, I've got to say

557
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 2: that I think that my racism and sexism is also

558
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 2: you know, a product of my insecurities and bad, a bad,

559
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,240
Speaker 2: a horrible broken system.

560
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: What well, your mother killed herself when my mother.

561
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 2: Killed herself too. I mean I should take accountability though,

562
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: for everything that I do in this time. And I

563
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: just got to say, I think we should quit the podcast, Bobby.

564
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 2: You know, I think you all right, Kyle.

565
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: I think that the truth of the matter is, I

566
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm pursuing by seeking out public attention.

567
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: I simply wanted to do the podcast because I think

568
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: of you as a son. I can see you as

569
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: as a dad, and I never had a father, so

570
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: I have an opportunity although I do have children.

571
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 2: I well, he was shot, yeah that's true, but yeah,

572
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 2: but he was But I've never had a son.

573
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: So but you're well, you wouldn't need to be because

574
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: you'd be my son, So you don't.

575
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 2: Need to have a son. What about a grandfather? Have

576
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 2: Do you have a grandfather? Kyle? Yes? And have you

577
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 2: ever met him?

578
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 3: No?

579
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 2: I'm getting even more even.

580
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: I took three of these SSRIs and now suddenly I

581
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: I think I wanted to boss Cheryl because it's a

582
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: healthy thing to do and an abusive relationship, a codependent relationship.

583
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe let her go.

584
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 1: I need to let it go. I need to get

585
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: into you know what I need to do, Kyle. More

586
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: importantly than anything else, is I need to atone for

587
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: the sins, the lies I've told the American public, the

588
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: shame I brought to the Kennedy family.

589
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, we need to do some work here, Bobby. Well,

590
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 2: and maybe that's what the podcast needs to turn into.

591
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 2: Either we quit or we make this actually good science.

592
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: Maybe what we should do, Kyle, you've gotten Kyle, I

593
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: don't believe I'm saying this. You have a great idea,

594
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: and that idea is for us to do a serious

595
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: podcast about science, no jokes, no funnies, just simply serious,

596
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: hardcore science informing the American people in a dry and

597
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: emotionless way about the threats that face our nation.

598
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 2: Nah. No, that's boring, all right, Kyle.

599
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: I guess it has been an honor of a lifetime

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00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: to work with you serving America and the people same here, Bobby,

601
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, and I appreciate you, and for all

602
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 1: the harms and slights that I gave you over the

603
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: nine episodes that we recorded, I apologize to you sincerely

604
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: for my heart.

605
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 2: I'm sorry too, Bobby. I've seen the light. Let's say goodbye,

606
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 2: my fellow Americans.

607
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: It's me Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. The Health secret of

608
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: the United States of America. Today, I come to you

609
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: in earnest as a public servant preparing to close out

610
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: what has been and what was supposedly a public service

611
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: for every American citizen to know about what diseases or

612
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: potential threats to our food supply, food chain, medicines, advances

613
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: in medical care, various other research related information that I

614
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: could provide to you.

615
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 2: But the time has come for us to end this podcast.

616
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: When we entered into this endeavor, we entered into it

617
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 1: as liars, as abuses, and as people who as people

618
00:38:53,320 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: who what to make sure that we are able to wait,

619
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying.

620
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 2: I'm trying.

621
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to provide Cloidehills silver and various.

622
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 2: Like this ship's swearing off.

623
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 4: Bobby, just keep going, go quick, go quick, trying to

624
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 4: provide Claudia silver ahead and various discounts up immense because

625
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 4: of fuck you, Kyle. Kyle, you need to stay focus,

626
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 4: try to stay fo gosh.

627
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 2: Bobby, just finish it up, and you fucking gonna go

628
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: on for so long.

629
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: The truth that I'm at her is is that only

630
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: pussies take s s R eyes pussy. They can't get

631
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: this ship together. God knows, Kyle knows about fucking that.

632
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 2: Damn mushrooms.

633
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you take some shrooms, you're gonna trip your balls off.

634
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 2: Do it.

635
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 1: You'll get to finger a hippie chicken, a tent out

636
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: in the futs.

637
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 2: I needed something, Farmers. That's just right now. We'll be

638
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 2: back next week.

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00:39:54,680 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: We're not quitting the podcast next week. Good Science is

640
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: a production of Silly Gilly, Big Money Players, iHeart Podcasts

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00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: and one thirty seven LTD, hosted by Anthony A. Tamadak

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00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,240
Speaker 1: as RFK Jr. And gil O Zeri as Kyle Quim

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Speaker 1: Senior producer and audio engineer Emma Earn Brink, supervising producer

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00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: Victor Wright. Our executive producers are Lindsey Hoffman and Jack O'Brien.

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Speaker 1: Created by Anthony A. Tamadac and Gilo Zer, and special

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00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 1: thanks to our AI therapists Terry and Michael. New episodes

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Speaker 1: drop every Tuesday and follow us on Instagram and TikTok

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