1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:09,799 Speaker 1: It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. So 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: Michael very show is on the air. 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,239 Speaker 2: Well they want to give them another headline, which is 4 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 2: that they've arraigned a Democratic member for taking a phone 5 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 2: call from her constituent, Jeffrey Epstein in the middle of 6 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 2: a hearing. And of course I don't think there's any 7 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 2: rule here against taking phone calls in a hearing. Are 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 2: you saying anybody on your side at Isle who had 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 2: a phone call with Jeffrey Epstein should be censured? Be 10 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 2: careful your answer there, because there's a lot more that's 11 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 2: about to come out, right, So you should think about 12 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 2: what is the principle behind this rush to judgment. 13 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 3: At the beginning of that hearing, the ranking member Jim 14 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 3: Jordan's had the disrespect to Elijah Cummings, May he rest 15 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,040 Speaker 3: in peace and his name be a memory after not 16 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 3: allowing mister Jordan to shut the committee hearing down, and 17 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 3: I turned to mister Jordan and told him to have 18 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 3: respect for the chair and to basically shut up. And 19 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 3: that moment went viral and I began to get innumerable 20 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 3: text from friends, from foes, from constituents about what was 21 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 3: happening in that hearing. And I got a text from 22 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein, who at the time was my constituent, who 23 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 3: was not public knowledge at that time that he was 24 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 3: under federal investigation. 25 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 4: To say. 26 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 5: I love you. 27 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 6: I just go. 28 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 5: To say a shock, kids, I just go. 29 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 6: To say. 30 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 4: I love enough from the body. 31 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 3: Oh my, They've taken a tax exchange which shows no participation, 32 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 3: no assistance, no involvement in any illegal activity, and weaponized 33 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,640 Speaker 3: it for political theater, because that's what this is. 34 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 7: One of the legal counsels or legal fixtures for mister 35 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 7: Epstein was Stacy Plaskett, the Democrat delegate to Congress from 36 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 7: the Virgin Islands. So perhaps for those on the other 37 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 7: side who are interested in talking to Jeffrey Epstein's attorneys, 38 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 7: they can sure visit with one of their own colleagues. 39 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 4: To say I love you. But the fact I just 40 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 4: learned they did a study of people who watched The 41 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 4: Cure live in concert, and sixty percent of people who 42 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 4: watched The Cure live in concert actually watched Placebo and 43 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 4: enjoyed it just as much. What do you call a 44 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 4: factory that produces things that are just okay, a satisfactory 45 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 4: Michelle Obama has been bitching a lot lately. She's promoting 46 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 4: her book, and she's been out and about. And this 47 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 4: woman who has been made wealthy, who has graced the 48 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 4: cover of every magazine, who we've constantly been told is 49 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 4: bold and beautiful and brave and brilliant and black. Oh, 50 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 4: she is mad at everyone. Apparently, according to her, black 51 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 4: people must conform to white standards of hair. 52 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 5: Of hair, lady, nobody cares how you wear your hair. 53 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 4: She's very angry because she's always had to straighten her 54 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 4: hair and black hair comes out curly. Yeah, but nobody's 55 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 4: required you to straighten it. Ever, who has ever said 56 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 4: you have to straighten your hair? She has claimed that 57 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 4: white beauty standards have done this and. 58 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 5: Have done that. Here is the problem. 59 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:39,480 Speaker 4: America is still a majority white nation, and those who 60 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 4: are not white have different physical appearances, quirks of appearance, hair, 61 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 4: all sorts of things, and many of them feel left out, cheated, 62 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 4: a cue used, or whatever else because they're not white. 63 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 5: But that's them doing it to themselves. 64 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 4: Nobody white is coming up to some black person at 65 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 4: the grocery store. 66 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 5: That they know and saying, boy, while. 67 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 4: You so ashy, you so ashy you look You're like 68 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 4: a graveyard. You like a dust bit. You so ashy. 69 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 4: You didn't get on home. 70 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 5: You didn't get on home. Your ashy. 71 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 4: White people don't do that Black people do to each 72 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,920 Speaker 4: other all the time. 73 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 5: Lose your hair? 74 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 4: What you try to afro? You try to do an 75 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 4: afroat he twenty twenty five. You ought to go on home. 76 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 4: You need straighten your hair. 77 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 5: You look horrible? Who doing your hair? You look terrible? 78 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,159 Speaker 5: What you're trying to do? You even trying. 79 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 4: White people don't say that to black people. Black people 80 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 4: say that to each other all the time. 81 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 5: You didn't put some ocean on you didn't put some 82 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 5: lotion on them elbows. You look terrible. You look scary, 83 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 5: like a lizard or something. 84 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 4: You so ashy them dry ass elbows going out in 85 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 4: public like that, You look horrible. What you're trying to do, 86 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 4: that's horrible. White people wouldn't there. White people don't know 87 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 4: what ashy is. Ask anybody black that you know that 88 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 4: you feel comfortable asking. Do black people tell other black 89 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 4: people that they're ashy out in public if they don't 90 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 4: have lotion on their elbows. Let's see what they say, 91 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 4: because they're honest, they'll tell you yes, it's the crab 92 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 4: in the bucket. 93 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 5: It's the self regulation. 94 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 4: A lot of black people do not like other black 95 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 4: people because they don't like themselves, so they take it 96 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 4: out on other black people, and they're. 97 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 5: Very hard on them, very very hard on them. 98 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 4: You want to know how much hatred there is by 99 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 4: black people towards black people. 100 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 5: Look at drive by shootings. White people don't do that. 101 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 4: So Michelle Obama's been really feeling it lately, and she's 102 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,920 Speaker 4: been going on podcasts talking about. 103 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,720 Speaker 5: How terrible it was to be the first lady. Oh, 104 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,920 Speaker 5: it was so terrible. 105 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 4: She had to dress up nice, she had to have 106 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 4: all these women doing her nails and her lashes in 107 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 4: her hair, and y'all, y'all think it's so simple, but 108 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 4: it's not. 109 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 5: You don't understand how difficult it was. 110 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 4: And she had to conform to these standards for white people, 111 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 4: Like there's some kind of committee out there going around 112 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 4: telling black people at the black hair salons how they 113 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 4: can wear their hair. Can you imagine, Hello, ladies, and 114 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 4: the hell are you? 115 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 8: We're the hair slave team here to make sure everything's 116 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 8: in order for the white folk approval. First off, we 117 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,679 Speaker 8: gotta change this music excuse me. Did you say slave? 118 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 5: Of course? 119 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 8: Straight, long, accessible, vivacious, elegant slave. Somebody could have picked 120 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 8: a better name. Hi, let's do a quick assessment here. 121 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 8: All right, straight looks good, but you're at two point 122 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 8: three on the length meter. We're gonna please the white folks. 123 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 8: They like it long extensions, chair two. What do we 124 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 8: have here? 125 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 2: Who? 126 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 5: Frizzy? Short? 127 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 3: No? 128 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,800 Speaker 8: No girlfriends like I'm smack in the face by the nineties, 129 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,960 Speaker 8: away with the firm, making more firm. 130 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 5: Oh, dear lord, are those braids on chair seven? 131 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 8: Clippers and a broom stat give her the Jennifer Anniston friends. 132 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 5: Cut White girls still love that? 133 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 8: Okay, ladies, if you want to look good for the 134 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 8: white folk, lots of things to clean up here. We'll 135 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 8: be back in six months. By Felicia, what, No, I'm 136 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 8: not being rude. Her name's Felicia. 137 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 5: I'm just down her mind. 138 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 4: Could you maybe audibly laugh when I tell a joke 139 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 4: like that so I know you thought it was funny? 140 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,680 Speaker 6: Michael Berry, Oh no, I won't do that. 141 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,679 Speaker 5: It's too much for my She won't go that that 142 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 5: was so funny. 143 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 4: Four students at Travis High School in Richmond are arrested 144 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:50,440 Speaker 4: for murdering a man outside a Missouri City business. Can 145 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:55,640 Speaker 4: you possibly guess what that business would be? It's Walmart, 146 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 4: you know. I'll bet you ramon if you look at 147 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 4: the number of places businesses where someone is most likely 148 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:10,920 Speaker 4: statistically to become a victim. After the bank, it's got 149 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 4: to be Walmart. Now you think Dollar General before that. 150 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 4: I just kind of feel like hood rats hang out 151 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 4: at the Walmart, just waiting to make World Star, just 152 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:28,840 Speaker 4: waiting for it, Like what stupid thing can I do today? 153 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:35,480 Speaker 4: The four punks were taken into custody at their school. Man, 154 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 4: we got a real problem when you got kids in 155 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:48,680 Speaker 4: high school killing somebody. All sorts of problems, not the 156 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:52,319 Speaker 4: least of which is you've just ruined your whole life. 157 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,960 Speaker 5: While you're in high school. 158 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,800 Speaker 4: Happened October twenty seventh, after six pm at the Missouri 159 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:04,199 Speaker 4: Si Di Walmart of Highway six. Investigators say an unresponsive 160 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,160 Speaker 4: man was found in the back area of the parking 161 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 4: lot away from the store. He had been shot and 162 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 4: was treated on scene by Fort ben Ems before being 163 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,920 Speaker 4: taken to Memorial Herman in the Texas Medical Center, where 164 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:18,240 Speaker 4: he was pronounced dead. Popo said the victim, identified as 165 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 4: twenty two year old Jeremy Williams of Manville Manville, sorry 166 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,200 Speaker 4: not Manville, Manville. Ramon had a small child in the 167 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 4: vehicle at the time of the shooting. 168 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 5: The child was not hurt. 169 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,400 Speaker 4: In an update sent out on Friday by the Missouri 170 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,400 Speaker 4: City Police Department, detectives working with the Texas Rangers identified 171 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,840 Speaker 4: four suspects believed to be responsible for what they described 172 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,679 Speaker 4: as a robbery that resulted in William's death. All four, 173 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,240 Speaker 4: including one juvenile, were taken into custody without incident at 174 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:50,600 Speaker 4: their respective schools. Fort min Id, Popo and school administrators 175 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 4: reportedly helped in the operation, and officials say no students 176 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 4: or teachers were ever in danger during the arrests. Fort 177 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,440 Speaker 4: Id said in a statement that they can confirm that 178 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,960 Speaker 4: Travis High School was briefly placed in a secure hold 179 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,080 Speaker 4: status earlier today. This precautionary measure was implemented while local 180 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 4: law enforcement responded to an off campus incident that may 181 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,840 Speaker 4: have involved a few students. Although the situation was not 182 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,760 Speaker 4: related to the school, officers coordinated with campus administration as 183 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:22,600 Speaker 4: part of their investigation. So Bobby, come on, guys, we're 184 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 4: all having dinner together. Come on, come on, come on, 185 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,959 Speaker 4: hurry over here. Okay, everybody, tell what you did today, Susie, 186 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 4: what did you do? We had cheerleader trials and I 187 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 4: think I did pretty good and I think I'm gonna 188 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 4: get it. But Wendy's definitely going to get it because 189 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 4: she doesn't splits and she's gone cheerleader camp for four 190 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:41,960 Speaker 4: years in a row. And I'm just hoping that I 191 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 4: make the team because I would be the last one 192 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,880 Speaker 4: to make the team. But it's between me and bar Brawl. 193 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:52,760 Speaker 4: I need to update my names. Okay, that's good, Bobby. 194 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 4: How about you? What happened in your day? 195 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:54,840 Speaker 5: Nothing? 196 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:59,800 Speaker 4: Something had to happen. Nothing is impossible. Something had to happen. 197 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,839 Speaker 4: You have a good day, boring, Okay, wat to it? 198 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 4: Just tell us one thing of note that had people 199 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,320 Speaker 4: talking in the hallway. 200 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,280 Speaker 5: There had to be something. 201 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,400 Speaker 4: Oh, four of my classmate classmates got arrested. 202 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,560 Speaker 5: Okay, that's a start. What did they get arrested for? Murder? 203 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,400 Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so yeah, you did kind of have 204 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:26,480 Speaker 4: an interesting day while at high school. How did they 205 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 4: got arrested on campus? Yeah, we were in class and 206 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,640 Speaker 4: the cops came in and they just cuffed them and 207 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:37,560 Speaker 4: they walked them out. Oh really, did they say anything? 208 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,320 Speaker 4: They were like, yeah, I guess we're gonna have to 209 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:43,839 Speaker 4: turn in our homework. Huh. That's a pretty interesting day 210 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,720 Speaker 4: at school, I'd say, yep, a pretty interesting day at school. 211 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:54,080 Speaker 4: Mister Rols, Motorized scooters are stupid. I will start with that. Oh, 212 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,120 Speaker 4: I kind of enjoy them. Chad wrote that I didn't 213 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,679 Speaker 4: write that. I like motora scooters. Do you You were 214 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,480 Speaker 4: in one of those lines. Let me tell you something. 215 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 4: Old white people love to bitch about lives. You see 216 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,320 Speaker 4: how the thing all are? They say? 217 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,040 Speaker 5: They thrown everywhere. I'm sorry people don't put them back 218 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 5: the way they should nicely. 219 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 9: But people won't fall it will break their neck. 220 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:22,480 Speaker 5: Don't you ride a motorcycle? Right? You ride a motorcycle? Okay, 221 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 5: I just curious. That's how people get hurt. 222 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 4: Okay, you're opposed to them because that's how people get hurt. 223 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,200 Speaker 4: Why are you worried about other people getting hurt? I 224 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:39,160 Speaker 4: will never understand this mentality, worrying about other people getting 225 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,160 Speaker 4: hurt and wanting to outlaw something because of it. That's 226 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,600 Speaker 4: the dumbest thing ever. Houston City Council. Because these people 227 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,640 Speaker 4: sit around mind you. I've served on Houston City Council, 228 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,200 Speaker 4: and I'm here to tell you you got a bunch 229 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,439 Speaker 4: of people sitting around who are not necessarily incredibly accomplished 230 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 4: in their lives before they come to city Council, and 231 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,960 Speaker 4: now all of a sudden, they're coming up with ideas. 232 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:06,240 Speaker 4: It's like a it's like an entrepreneurship class for six graders. 233 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 5: What kind of business I wanted know? 234 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,719 Speaker 4: Ben that, Well, we're on fly to Mars or maybe 235 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 4: Saturn ur Venus. 236 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,760 Speaker 5: Okay, that's a good that's a good start. 237 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 4: Who would like to help Billy with his project to 238 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,800 Speaker 4: help But we're going to start a business to fly people. 239 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 5: Will we charge? 240 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:22,360 Speaker 3: No? 241 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,200 Speaker 4: I want it to be free because I just want 242 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 4: to help Payopa very nice, your mother's will do good? 243 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,120 Speaker 5: Or okay? 244 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 4: And how will you choose who gets to get on it? 245 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 4: I want turn nobody down. Everybody can go to Saturn 246 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,960 Speaker 4: or Venus in my company because we want to help people. 247 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 4: And all we want to do is really help people. 248 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 4: I just want to help people make the world better place. Okay, 249 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,720 Speaker 4: Well that's that's a that's a great idea that kid 250 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,920 Speaker 4: grows up to going to Houston City Council motorized scooters. 251 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,840 Speaker 4: A new ordinance that will be voted on today that 252 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 4: I'm told will pass, would impose a curfew on scooters. 253 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,640 Speaker 4: They will be banned from eight p to four A. 254 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,760 Speaker 4: And that makes sense to them. Yeah, we just you 255 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,480 Speaker 4: won't You won't be able to We won't be able 256 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 4: to ride that that thing. Oh okay, can can we 257 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 4: still ride a bicycle? 258 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 2: Yeah? 259 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:10,840 Speaker 5: You used to ride a bicycle. 260 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,320 Speaker 4: Can we still drive from eight p to four A 261 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 4: when you're imposing this curfew? Most authoritarian thing you can do? 262 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 4: Uh yeah, you can still drive. You still ride a motorcycle? Yeah, 263 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 4: you can still do that. You can walk, you can 264 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,960 Speaker 4: ride a bicycle. You ride a motorcycle, just not just 265 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,760 Speaker 4: not a scooter. Yeah, yeah, you just can't during during 266 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,360 Speaker 4: those hours. 267 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,040 Speaker 5: Why but wait, what. 268 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:38,240 Speaker 4: The proceedings the Court of impeachment is hereby dissolved. 269 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 3: Mister Michael Barry. 270 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 5: Well it's not about desert wraps are all up? 271 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 4: I think this was nineteen seventy six. David Bellamy had 272 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,000 Speaker 4: been writing songs for other people and this was. 273 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 5: His big one. 274 00:15:55,640 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 4: Those blood harmonies, just pure beautiful song, stripped down, no no, 275 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 4: no heavy production elements, just straightforward, stripped down. 276 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 5: It's it's uh, it's amazing, it really is. It's just timeless. 277 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 5: It's so good. You don't know. 278 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 4: When I was talking to our friends at Memorialhearing dot com, 279 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 4: the folks that can help you with your help improve 280 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 4: your hearing deal with tonight's there is an FDA approved 281 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 4: treatment for tonightus now even well, anything related to your hearing, 282 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:38,560 Speaker 4: they do. 283 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,360 Speaker 5: And I did not know this. 284 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:45,880 Speaker 4: Did you realize that when a cougar gets so old 285 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 4: that she needs a hearing aid, she's called in the 286 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 4: business a deaf leopard? True story, true story. A friend 287 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 4: of mine went to get his check cup yesterday. He said, yeah, 288 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 4: the doctor put my finger, he put put his finger 289 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 4: up my butt. And I was almost said the guy's name. 290 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,680 Speaker 4: I said, well, nobody's doing that anymore. You don't need 291 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,520 Speaker 4: to do that, and he said, I know, but he 292 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:25,679 Speaker 4: insists on it. How old is this doctor? Maybe just 293 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,640 Speaker 4: maybe the fact that he's engaged in a practice. 294 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:34,119 Speaker 5: Does he leech out your blood? Does he bleed you 295 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,800 Speaker 5: out with leeches? Also? 296 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,399 Speaker 4: Yeah, And they were at lunchter and all this, uh no, 297 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,880 Speaker 4: but he said, well, you know, he says, it's still no, 298 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,879 Speaker 4: that's not what you do. There's a little test that 299 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,359 Speaker 4: has like that, you know, the mouse rat traps with 300 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,439 Speaker 4: the heavy sticky stuff. 301 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,520 Speaker 5: There's a little test. 302 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,080 Speaker 4: I forget what they call it, like I call it 303 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 4: a poopsmear, like a pepsmere or a poopsmere. And they 304 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 4: send it to you and you unpeel it and you 305 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,080 Speaker 4: get a little of your pool on it, and you 306 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 4: peel it back up and you mail your poo in 307 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,600 Speaker 4: the mail, and that's what you do. And then they 308 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:16,760 Speaker 4: go and if they detect the slightest hint of any problem, 309 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,879 Speaker 4: then you go in for the far more invasive. But 310 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,959 Speaker 4: it is ridiculous for everybody to go in and get 311 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,879 Speaker 4: this done. It's one of the things that we overtest, 312 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:29,480 Speaker 4: like glaucoma. One out of every eighty eight trillion people 313 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:35,720 Speaker 4: in history will have glaucoma, but we test everybody for glaucoma, 314 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,640 Speaker 4: and we pay for it. It's a line on and 315 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:44,399 Speaker 4: we pay for glaucoma testing. Well if it saves one person, Michael. 316 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 5: It's the dumbest thing ever. 317 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:54,200 Speaker 4: We test for things we are statistically zero percent likely statistically, 318 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 4: because if you're rounding, the number is so low that 319 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 4: it might as well be zero test for things that 320 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:06,000 Speaker 4: you are statistically zero percent likely to ever have, an 321 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,720 Speaker 4: undertest for things you should have. 322 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,280 Speaker 5: Every woman should be getting her boobs checked. 323 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 4: Because breast cancer is so common every woman, and joke 324 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:26,399 Speaker 4: aside because it writes itself, but not not using the 325 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 4: mammogram technology, but using a self exam and a doctor's 326 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:31,679 Speaker 4: hand exam. 327 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,359 Speaker 5: That is a That is a true fact. 328 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,800 Speaker 4: I know you think I'm trying to be funny, but 329 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,919 Speaker 4: that that is actually the truth. 330 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,120 Speaker 5: I knew you were going to say you would sign 331 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,880 Speaker 5: up for moment. I knew you were going to say it. Anyway. 332 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,240 Speaker 4: So my buddy goes in for his health exam and 333 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 4: they give him the They give him the little container that. 334 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:52,560 Speaker 5: You pee in. 335 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 4: I don't know what size that is because I don't 336 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 4: know metrics, a leader, a leader, a peter, I don't 337 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:03,520 Speaker 4: know a reader. It's some size. But he made the point. 338 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,720 Speaker 4: He asked me, you ever notice that thing's not big enough? 339 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 4: And I said, is this one of those you got 340 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,399 Speaker 4: a bigger No? No, no, I mean it's not a 341 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,640 Speaker 4: big enough receptacle to receive It's not a big enough container. 342 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:22,119 Speaker 4: Not the opening, but the container to hold all the 343 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:26,560 Speaker 4: pee and he said, you know how hard it is when. 344 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 5: You're about mid pe. 345 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 4: You got a good full bladder because you've been waiting 346 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,320 Speaker 4: before you go in there because you want to be 347 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:31,879 Speaker 4: able to pee. 348 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,159 Speaker 5: You've been waiting. 349 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,840 Speaker 4: And then you start unloading and that thing starts filling 350 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,840 Speaker 4: up fast because it's not that big, and so it 351 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 4: fills up way faster than you expected it to, and 352 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,640 Speaker 4: then you got to you got to stop it off. 353 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,480 Speaker 4: Women don't understand this, but men can't clamp it off 354 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,200 Speaker 4: like women can't. They've got they've got an internal seal 355 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:56,520 Speaker 4: on that that just closes, you know, we don't. Our 356 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,320 Speaker 4: seal is not not as as tight. And plus there's 357 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 4: some You always leave some in the chamber, so when 358 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 4: you shut down, you still got some to dream because 359 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 4: the shutdown is upstream, so you still got all that 360 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 4: to come downstream. So you had to shut down way 361 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,359 Speaker 4: early and anticipate. 362 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 5: And nobody does. 363 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 4: So then you shut down because it's starting to get 364 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,480 Speaker 4: to the top and it's still coming out and you're 365 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 4: pinching and twisting and all that because you don't want 366 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,280 Speaker 4: to get it all over yourself. And then you close 367 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 4: that thing up and you hand it to the lady. 368 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:40,080 Speaker 4: And I said to my friend, can you imagine if 369 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:44,440 Speaker 4: your job was if somebody has to do it, there's nothing, 370 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,280 Speaker 4: it's a dignified job. 371 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,119 Speaker 5: I'm not saying it's not. 372 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,919 Speaker 4: I'm just it's one of the things I'm glad I 373 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,160 Speaker 4: don't do, is you're holding. 374 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:55,199 Speaker 5: People's warm pee every day. And he said, and you know, 375 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,800 Speaker 5: the weirdest thing is she's in the room. 376 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 4: Right like you hear you in there, just a little 377 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,600 Speaker 4: paper then and then you walk out and she's like, 378 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 4: oh okay, and we act like this is normal. 379 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,880 Speaker 5: If you did that outside. 380 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,560 Speaker 4: Of the doctor's office, which they you know, they put 381 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,120 Speaker 4: a smile on, try to make you feel normal. If 382 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 4: you just did that out in the out in public, 383 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:20,120 Speaker 4: handed somebody your pee, they could that's he'd be arrested. 384 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,240 Speaker 4: But we're all going to act like this. 385 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,920 Speaker 5: Is very normal. You hand him your warm pea. 386 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 4: So I was saying, yeah, can you imagine, like when 387 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 4: you get up every day, that's what you go and do. 388 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,320 Speaker 4: People do the craziest things, but that's just a job 389 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,399 Speaker 4: what you do. And I was talking about do you 390 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,560 Speaker 4: remember the old Red Fox joke. He tells the story 391 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 4: that he would go in there and pee. They give 392 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,479 Speaker 4: him apple juice, and they'd go in there. They give 393 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 4: him apple juice to make him pee, and so one 394 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,840 Speaker 4: time he silent. So he just poured the apple juice 395 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,399 Speaker 4: in the container. And the lady looked at apple juice, 396 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 4: thinking it was his urine, and she said, mister Fox, 397 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,720 Speaker 4: it's very it's it's very cloudy. I'm worried about your 398 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,400 Speaker 4: you're in there may be something wrong. He said, ain't 399 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,320 Speaker 4: nothing wrong with it. 400 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,520 Speaker 9: Hand it to me. I'll drink it. And I believe 401 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,399 Speaker 9: Red Fox really did that. 402 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,600 Speaker 5: I really do. 403 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 4: And I'd like to take a moment to wrap this 404 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,240 Speaker 4: segment up, which was not prepared with two of the 405 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,280 Speaker 4: greatest things we've been blessed with, the Bellamie Brothers, the 406 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,280 Speaker 4: Sanford and Son. 407 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 5: Mush. I'm really not sure it gets any. 408 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 4: Better in a in an organic segment than that right there, 409 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:41,440 Speaker 4: of bookcats. 410 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,920 Speaker 5: So there is a sport I play. 411 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,320 Speaker 4: I'm not going to say the name because then I'm 412 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,800 Speaker 4: be subjected to ridiculed. I just don't feel like it today, Ramon. 413 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:57,560 Speaker 4: I don't deserve that. And there is a person who 414 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 4: brings music to the group, and I guess I should 415 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,359 Speaker 4: be grateful that he brings music, but he brings the 416 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,320 Speaker 4: kind of music that I would not normally listen to. 417 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,159 Speaker 4: And the problem is a lot of music that you 418 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:14,520 Speaker 4: would otherwise not listen to and perhaps ridicule. If you 419 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,760 Speaker 4: listen to it long enough, you end up liking it 420 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:21,159 Speaker 4: or internalizing it. And that band shine Down, and that 421 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,919 Speaker 4: song that has ended up being that way. There was 422 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,639 Speaker 4: a Shineedown song. They did a cover of something that 423 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 4: I used to like. But I always kind of felt 424 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,080 Speaker 4: like Shinedown was the sort of band that would not 425 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,680 Speaker 4: really be in my wheelhouse because the kind of people 426 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,720 Speaker 4: that would like Shindown would be people I wouldn't respect 427 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 4: for their musical taste. You know, the people that go 428 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:46,080 Speaker 4: to concerts of also bands and get really excited about them, 429 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 4: like My Chemical Romance or Three Doors Down or Smashing Pumpkins. 430 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 4: I just don't have respect for their musical taste. Doesn't 431 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,440 Speaker 4: make come bad people, It's just I get to judge people. 432 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,800 Speaker 4: Everybody gets to judge everyone else. I just choose to 433 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,520 Speaker 4: use my prerogative more often in other people. It makes 434 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 4: me feel better about myself. 435 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:12,880 Speaker 5: Anyway. 436 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,600 Speaker 4: So Nick Brown, who went on our Aspen trip last year, 437 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,359 Speaker 4: writes he works in the industry, and he says, those 438 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,440 Speaker 4: sterile cups they're peeing into are either ninety mili liters 439 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,800 Speaker 4: or one hundred and twenty mili leaders. 440 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,600 Speaker 5: Well, how much is that? I literally don't know. 441 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,199 Speaker 4: If you tell me something is ninety mili leaders, I 442 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 4: don't know if that is the size of the hull 443 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,119 Speaker 4: of a destroyer or if it's a shot glass. I 444 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 4: have no idea what not even I really I have 445 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 4: no frame of reference. After they pee in there, it 446 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 4: gets transferred to another cup which has a little liquid 447 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 4: in it called a cytalite cyto lte, cyto a cidalite. 448 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,159 Speaker 4: Then it gets picked up by a medical courier and 449 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 4: back to the lab to be processed and eventually to 450 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 4: a pathologist in a microscope slide. It's considered cytology, whereas 451 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 4: tissue samples are pathology. Interesting scytology because it's a liquid tissue. 452 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,840 Speaker 5: Sample is pathology. 453 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,760 Speaker 4: Also, I saw doctor Kara at the VA Hospital last week. 454 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,159 Speaker 4: That's just a statement for you, because this falls under urology. 455 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,920 Speaker 4: Nick wanted to give a thorough urology briefing. So if 456 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,840 Speaker 4: he in fact saw doctor Kara, I think he felt 457 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:41,160 Speaker 4: like he probably that would probably be included in there, 458 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,560 Speaker 4: Brandon writes, I'm so torn on the electric scooter, Michael. 459 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,080 Speaker 4: On the one hand, they dovetail seamlessly into the eternal 460 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 4: gripe of bicyclists on the roadway. On the other hand, 461 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,560 Speaker 4: I could watch people fall off these things all day, 462 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,560 Speaker 4: like a group of Puerto Ricans on the stoop of 463 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,119 Speaker 4: a brown stone with forties and wife beaters. Few things 464 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,360 Speaker 4: set my Schodenfreud into overdrive quite like this. 465 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,480 Speaker 5: Pretty well said. 466 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 4: I was talking about that women don't understand, or maybe 467 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:20,399 Speaker 4: they do that, you know, when a fella unlike a woman. 468 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 4: There's a comedian that has a whole joke about this, 469 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,560 Speaker 4: how if you're midpe and you have to stop because 470 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:30,080 Speaker 4: you're startled or whatever. Every guy that's ever had to 471 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,159 Speaker 4: do that. That's a very unpleasant I don't know, I 472 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,800 Speaker 4: don't know what all the parts down there are, but 473 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 4: something involved in the urethra gets pinched off or something, 474 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,400 Speaker 4: and it is unpleasant. And I feel like women talk 475 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 4: enough about childbirth that we should get to talk about, 476 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 4: you know, our little things that bother us. And that 477 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,120 Speaker 4: is when you got to snap off real quick while 478 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:54,040 Speaker 4: you're peeing. And I was talking about the fact that 479 00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,720 Speaker 4: there's always still one in the chamber, because you got 480 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,080 Speaker 4: the chamber that's still full when you stop. 481 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 5: It didn't have to end that out. 482 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,480 Speaker 4: And one person sent me an emails I put Michael 483 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,640 Speaker 4: Jordan on the bench, but he's still dribbling. 484 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 5: Oh that's pretty good, rufus. You're on Michael Berry show. 485 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,920 Speaker 10: Go ahead, Michael, you're talking about taking the piss test. 486 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,960 Speaker 10: Excuse me if that's the defensive the people. So, being 487 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 10: in the working force for many years, we had to 488 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,840 Speaker 10: do it. Every time he went to get a job. 489 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,720 Speaker 10: You ought to ask, what's the funniest thing that ever 490 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,119 Speaker 10: happened while taking the piss test? And back in the 491 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 10: seventies when I was working out at Shell for a 492 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,199 Speaker 10: company called Brown Root, we had an old boy. We 493 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,520 Speaker 10: all hired in together, and three days later they came 494 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,000 Speaker 10: and got him and they told him. He says, look, 495 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,960 Speaker 10: we got the Guinness Book World Records people out front 496 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,640 Speaker 10: and they want to meet you. And he goes, what, Yeah, 497 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,600 Speaker 10: you're the only pregnant man in the whole world. Not 498 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 10: only find out his life was pregnant, but he got fired. 499 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,440 Speaker 4: Oh man, hey, honey, I got busted for using your urine. 500 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 9: Sample and uh, I lost my job. And oh, by 501 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 9: the way, you're pregnant. Wow, that's I gotta admit, that's 502 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 9: pretty good right there. 503 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,680 Speaker 5: That's uh, that's solid Billy. You're old Michael Berry. Show 504 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,040 Speaker 5: go ahead. 505 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna tell you your love for the 506 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 6: Belny Brothers. Minds like that. A couple of years ago. 507 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,640 Speaker 6: As you know, they come through Texas and June, July 508 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,520 Speaker 6: and August. But uh, we were at the house pastor 509 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,640 Speaker 6: out by the Frio River and they were playing and 510 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,440 Speaker 6: it was a good show, and it was it was 511 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 6: full of people, but since it's by the river, there 512 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,000 Speaker 6: was you know, girls in baiden suits and this and 513 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:48,080 Speaker 6: that and and stuff. And about halfway and the show, uh, 514 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:52,440 Speaker 6: this girl walked up and flashed I forget that David, 515 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,960 Speaker 6: who's the lead singer, I forget, but I forget which 516 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,600 Speaker 6: brother it is. But uh, she she pulled up for 517 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,120 Speaker 6: baiden suit and flash it and he just kind of 518 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:08,280 Speaker 6: shut down and he said, we don't like that behavior here. 519 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,480 Speaker 6: And one of his hand one of it, I don't 520 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,800 Speaker 6: want to call him handlers, but one of his roadies 521 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,400 Speaker 6: or something went out got her escorted her out. I mean, 522 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 6: they didn't run her out, but they must have had 523 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 6: a talking to her. But it made me pretty happy 524 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:28,720 Speaker 6: that he's They're just good people. The bare Ony Brothers, Yeah, you. 525 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 5: Know, they. 526 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:38,680 Speaker 4: They were built for longevity. They're like one of those 527 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 4: Big ten schools. You know, you don't want them to 528 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,240 Speaker 4: fall down by four touchdowns because they can't make it 529 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 4: up fast. 530 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:48,280 Speaker 5: They are slow and steady. They have last Nobody will 531 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,720 Speaker 5: ever listen them in the top this. 532 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,560 Speaker 4: They're never going to top this and be the hottest 533 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,120 Speaker 4: this or the biggest turned. They're just slow and steady 534 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 4: and consistent and wonderful. And the older I get, the 535 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,440 Speaker 4: more I appreciate such things. You think of how many 536 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,320 Speaker 4: how often someone is a flash in the pan, but 537 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,640 Speaker 4: they're not around years later. 538 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,120 Speaker 5: The Bellamie Brothers. 539 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:15,320 Speaker 4: Have been doing this now for fifty years five zero. Yeah, 540 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,120 Speaker 4: they definitely don't want it devolved into Mardi Gras Murder 541 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 4: Street